Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 238- Frogs (1972)

Episode Date: July 22, 2019

In this week's episode, we talk about Sam Elliott. Oh...and a movie, the 1972 eco-horror film "Frogs." Special topics for your consideration include: Sam Elliott's good looks, Sam Elliott's sidepipe, how much we want to hang out with Sam Elliott, and also not-very-menacing frogs, attire for swamp living, sweaty character actors and the importance of keeping a schedule at all costs.  Do you like horror movies where an animal is the bad guy? Allow us to recommend Episode 37- "Zombeavers," Episode 41- "The Last Shark (L'ultimo Squalo)," Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 152- "Anaconda," Episode 168- "Arachnophobia," Episode 193- "Orca," Episode 214- "Congo" and Episode 218- "Cujo." Man, animals are dicks. Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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So much of it. Holy ghost. There's a scene where it's just at an old man's eye level, just for minutes on end. He's yelling at the old man. And I think his penis is's almost like the way it's shot to, it feels like a siren is going off that's like, wiener alert. Like, look at this, it's in the middle of the screen, there's a light on it, there's his

dick. There's definitely a scene where he's walking and the camera just pans down. Yes. I mean, I mean, it's fair because everybody wants to fuck him in this movie, right? For sure. It's absurd. What movie are we talking about? Frogs. Frogs. A misnomer, I feel, for this film. It should have been called Many Animals.

Yeah, because the frogs don't really actually do much killing. No. Not until the very end. The first death is I believe the snakes, but this movie's not called snakes. And then this movie's not called Lizards. Nor is it called Crabs. Spiders. Or Spanish moss. Spanish moss, yeah.

Which does kill a man. Or a giant snapping turtle. Oh, man. That's a film. Right off the bat, I do want to mention that if if if if that if that if that if that if the that if the the th, if the the, if the, if the, if the, if, the, th, the, the, the, the, th, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, is th, is this is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is not, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th..... th... th. th... th. th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo th. th. Right off the bat I do want to, well right off the bat, talk sidepipe. Second right off the bat, I do want to mention that if you hear a background noise, we are in the recording annex because it's fucking hot outside. Yeah, we got AC in here. Babies. I'm sitting in a camp chair to be honest with you. I'm holding my microphone. Don't pick the a little bit. It's like too relaxing. I do love that we had these camp chairs when we recorded live. Yeah, I like that we were like, let's do a live show. Let's look like we're making smores.

You want to look like we're tailgating while we're at this live show. We're at the, uh, U of W. for World Ambulance. We should start a fake school called Whirl of Ambulance University. It'll be a fraud like Trump University. Or like all those institutes you can sign up for welding and can be a repair. We're going to teach people to type and floss. You're the dance or the teeth? Yes. And that's it. You'll do one that'll lead to the other. I can do one. The other is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just so so so so so so so so so so so so so so th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the dance or the teeth? Yes. Okay. And that's it. You'll do one that'll lead to the other. I can do one. The other is just so hard for me.

I know, and your dental hygienist is so mad at you because of it. I think it's a conspiracy that they're trying to make you floss, but they see them. And it just makes me angrier. You know what I mean? But they love you when you're angry. I know, it's kind of dick. But right now I'm in a camp chair, so who can be mad? You're in a camp chair talking about Sam Elliot's sidepipe. Yeah, God, oh, he's so hairy in this movie, that it looks like he's wearing an undershirt at points. floppy haired, and drawly. Have you ever seen the movie Gator starring Burt Reynolds? I absolutely have not.

It's a pre-mustached Burt Reynolds. I can't even picture that, I feel. And he is also shirtless a lot of the time and riding on airboats, those big fan boats. And it's very similar hotness to this movie. It's no B burnt Reynolds on a bare-skinned rug sure what it is the hottest thing it's ever existed all right maybe Dolly Parton with the Easter Bunny I have never seen that oh

hold on a second while you do that I'm gonna crack open a cold one how have you never seen Dolly part in the Easter buddy oh my god the fuck is that bunny? Holy shit! Have you guys seen this? Do you know this exists? People know about this? I hope so. Is she gonna be okay? Yeah, I believe that was in Playboy. Is the implication that that bunny's gonna fuck her? In your opinion? It's whatever you take from it. Well, I'm afraid he looks like a rapy bunny. He looks like the Easter Bunny from that, what was that, holidays movie that we did? Holidays, he was called Holidays. That was a good Easter Bunny though.

I feel like that is definitely like a motivation for it. Nightmare Easter Bunny, look at Dolly Parton's butt. Oh my god, call the police. We're not talking about frogs. And also snakes, sniaiaiaiaiaiaia snakes, the snakes, the snakes, thaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah frogs and also snakes and lizards and grabs and turtles and and uh Spanish moss. I couldn't tell if that was supposed to be a web that the spiders were just weaving really quickly. It was definitely like I couldn't tell if the spiders were pulling the Spanish moss over like, shh, go to sleep. Just let this caress your eyelids. Do you want to take a swing at the plot of this film?

So our man, our entree into this film is Sam Elliot, who is a ecological photographer. As one does. And he's taken picks for a nature magazine. In the swamps of Florida, yeah. Gets knocked off his canoe by man with a road Sody. By two adult siblings just cruising in a speed boat, as you do. At maximum speed.

And like laughing. Just two adult sibs. And he's chugging a Budweiser. Oh man, the pull tabs in these like took me back. I remember the ground being littered with pull tabs. It's like flossers now. We're healthier, but we're still assholes. Our gums aren't bleeding anywhere, and we're not drunk boating.

Still dicks, though. Don't, don't litter guys. That's like the first sign of an asshole. I don't know if I would take pull tabs and a little bit of drunk boating versus dental flossers and vaping. Ooh. Ah, it's bleak. So he gets knocked off of his canoe. They take him back to the house. Ray Milan is the patriarch in an almost like, uh, big daddy from cat on a hot tin roof like Tennessee Williams kind of like, well, I'm coming all down here to my fall.

But not with that exit, he's just talking in Ray Milan voice. Yeah, he's not even trying to do as like a southern plantation owner kind of thing. He's just being that guy. Nobody, like, Clint just sounds like he just like rolled in from New York. Yeah, it's a weird choice. There's a lot of weird choices that don't fit with being in a swamp. Like, like when they flee, she puts on a coat. It's July in a swamp, madam. We know that it is for sure the fourth, or the fifth of July when they're rough. They're wearing like long slacks, blazers and scarves. It's thuves. It's thiaves. It's thia. It's thuff. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thia-like. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. He they're rocking. They're wearing like long slacks, blazers and scarves.

It is a swamp in July. I don't care how proper you are. Show some scandalous ankle. But then there's a point where Jenny is just wearing something that is not a clothes at all. It's like a sports bra and pants that are slit up to the hip. Oh, sure. I was like, Jenny, those aren't aren't aren't aren't arentimes that Belle is also wearing like just like insane outfits that I'm

way into, but it's like, this is an interesting choice for like a Fourth of July picnic. I feel like everything she wore would be super popular on Project Runway, like two years ago. Oh, sure. Sure, sure. So we should, and then chaos, the the the the the the the the the the the tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, that, that, that's, tho, tho, tho, that's, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, thi. That's, the, the, the. We's, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. That's,. Yeah, Heidi Klum's gonna love it. So we should, and then chaos ensues because Raymoland has been addicted to frogs. Is that what it is? Yeah, he sent out the one deer to poison the frogs.

And the frogs was like, uh-uh, no. I thought it was because their paper mill was being too polluted. Yeah. But it seemed to be the poisoning the poisoning the poisoning the poisoning is the fucking, that's the end right there. The final straw for frogs. I'm done, done. He's like also just talking to this guy who is an ecologist about pouring oil on the water to choke off the frogs and Sam L. L.A. It's like, no, she's like, come on. Come on, guy. Well, the thing is that, yes, Karen wants to fuck him. And yes, Clint wants to fuck him. Sure. But Jason, the grandfather, also kind of wants to fuck him. Sure.

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It's some Milo-Notice shit, except those ones were cute. Don't look at Milo-o-the movie, they were like, ah! That's true. Or just an immemorium of all the dogs that died in that movie. Also, that frog with the hand in its mouth was one of the posters for this movie, and it looks terrible.

Like the hand looks like they loved in their photo taken. Yeah. Tree frogs with the red hands are always like, mhm. Sure. There was a big like push for them when I was in about seventh grade. Sure, I had a t-shirt with one that went over to. I have a tree-I to wear it when she comes over to. Yeah, Grandma goes to Florida every year.

She's coming home with the tree frog t-shirt for you. Grandma wearing her slacks on the swamp? Probably, yeah. Grandma's were slacks. Oh yeah, polyester-assass slacks, man. So there's this family of rich people, called the Crockets, right? Yeah. And they are spending the 4th of July with their grandfather, Jason, father, grandfather, what I don't, who fucking cares?

He's really, he's a patriarch, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the father and then the grandfather, the little kids. I think he's the great grandfather of the little kids. Okay, oh, that's their mom. Are they all siblings? Is Michael their sibling? No, they have a different last name? This is very confusing. No, Michael works for them. No, Michael's a relative. Oh, Michael and Kenneth are brothers. Yeah, but they have different last names. Yeah, but they have different last names. Yeah, they're they're the butterfly ladies kids. Oh, they're, they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they. Yeah, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're they're they're they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're. Yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they have. Yeah, they have. Yeah, they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they're the butterfly ladies kids. Oh, doesn't matter. All right.

I don't think Clint and Karen have a parent there. Is that his mom Iris? Yeah. Okay, so she's, oh yeah, yeah, because Stuart is the dad of Michael and Kenneth. Okay, okay. Because he's Stuart Martindale. Got it. I think we're officially putting more thought into the lineage of this family than they did

when they made this movie. Oh for sure. Or like selecting an actor to play Michael because he is a no good. He's so bad. He's trying. He says things like, his lines like, when they, the kids ask when the fireworks are, he's like, later, when it's dark, you are old enough to know that by now, go play. And even like, I feel like even the child actors

were looking at him like, is that all you're gonna give it? Can we get a second take on that? No, no, all right. Can we get a different Michael? I don't feel like, that's his like default setting. And Karen is just wearing a onesy when we meet her. She's wearing a legitimate ones. Yeah. Is it a bathing suit? Is it a body suit? Yeah. Where are her bottoms? Yeah. That didn't need them. Is that the 70s? Yeah, and that is a Joan Van Ark of Nott's Landing fame. Oh, okay. She's fine.

Yeah, she's, I mean, she's competent. I mean, Ray Milan's great. Everyone in this movie has like, very 70s eyebrows. The women do. Okay. They're very, very thin. Yeah, for sure. Also, I couldn't tell her and Jenny a part a lot of the time.

Jenny had a more upturned nose. That was the only way I was able to differentiate the two. She was like being kind of bitchy, I think it's the difference. And Karen was just like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, sidepipe. What's going on in them jeans? Well, she's like, later she's like, I almost came to the night, too. And the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night, the night dick. Like, in the morning, Sam Elliot's like, why don't you come fuck me? But in the night before, he was like, okay, good night, bye. I think you mean he's like, why didn't you come fuck? He's like, out of a quarter of his mouth, he talking. Because he said no the night before. Sam Elliot?

Yeah, he was just him in this movie. I feel like even Charles just... Oh man, Charles, I was a big fan of Charles. Yeah. Because Charles was just like, he's fucking assholes. Yeah. I presumably dies on the other side, right? Yeah. Yeah, that was a bummer. I like that they were also like, let's get the black people off the island.

Why didn't Sam Elliot go with them? He's like we all need to leave together and there some of them are like yeah yeah yeah we need to do that and some of them are like no no we don't need to do that and so a bunch of them leave and he's like well I guess I won't go. Why didn't you go? Because he'd fallen in love with Karen. Why didn't he was gonna come up to his room. Oh right. I like I I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like. Yeah. Yeah. I like. Yeah. Yeah. I like. I like. Yeah. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like. I like there are two black female characters and they're both named Maybell. Come on. Like, they couldn't find any other inn to make them bond? Honestly. They're in a house full of shitty, rich white people, and there was no other way to make them bond. Just both being named Maybell.

And the one called Maybell was like, yeah, I figured that was your name. Okay. I'm trying to remember why I have the note, look at this cock face. Cockface, cock face. I think it's just because of how bad that dude was driving the boat and I just called him a cock face. Oh yeah. Do you know that the director of this movie, George McGowan directed? No. But not that movie face-off? No. But not that movie face-off. Oh, tell me which movie face off he directed. There's just a movie in the 70s about hockey.

Oh, no. You ever see the face-off? Yeah. I've never actually seen it. Oh, it's a goddamn American classic. We should do that as like a bonus episode some day. Ooh, that would be They get face transplants? Nicholas Cage and John Travolta swap faces. Yeah, yeah.

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Skin onesies. I mean, it's just leather pants. I'm just staring at you. I'm just staring at you. I'm not looking at me but I'm giving you such a bad look right now. I looked away because I knew that look was coming. So Grover is missing when Sam L.A. L.A. I'm sorry let's show him some respect. Pickett Smith. Picket Smith. I mean that's the name of a man who wears all denim, so well done in that sense. I guess. Again very Tennessee Williams. Yeah. He does a lot of leaning too. Like. Like. Like. Like. Like. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the sense, I guess. It's true. Again, very Tennessee Williams. Yeah. He does a lot of leaning, too.

Like shirt slightly unbuttoned hand, maybe like on his hip, leaning. Like knee bent, you know exactly what I mean. He's doing it, this whole movie. He's one note, but that note is just weird, sexy Tennessee Williams character. It just a medallion laying in a fucking sh sh sh sh sh hair, like, that glints every once in a while. I literally never even saw a necklace. Oh yeah, that's how hairy he is. As a hair suit, gentleman, I very much appreciate that he was like peak sexy right now.

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He's all, he's all, why? I mean, he got killed by snakes. Like this? Like a still shot? Like a still shot? Because that dude couldn't stop breathing or moving, presumably? It's a still shot. I love to thought about that, twoerite, to take on acting. There's no way I could be a corpse. No, you'd just be giggling. I'd be giggling and then like, I'm fucking asthmatic. It's gonna pop up. But I love that he, Ray Milan has not sent anyone out to look for this guy. And it's like, hey, picket, go see what's going on.

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Slugs move so slow. people, which is another mystery science theater movie. OK, OK. Also, I believe he's the director of pieces, which we have to do at some point, too. Put it on the list. I will. But yeah, so this is credited, like, if you go to IMDB, this has all these like, but it's credited as being that, like, one of the earliest? No, tell me about an Australian movie about this shitty couple that are getting divorced and decide to have a camping trip.

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But also, he was probably right. You know what? I fucking love this movie. No doubt. But if you're Ray Milan, and he was wearing a toupay for this entire movie. He's a Baldman. And you can see how much sweat is pouring off of. Well, maybe don't dress him in these slacks. I guess he's an old man. He does a little blanket over his lap most of the time. Yeah, come on FDR, kick that blank off your mind. Oh my god.

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Man, you know what sucks is the dad bods are like an ideal for men, but like a mom bod is a shame. But you need to like fix. Well, I'm not going to get into that now. But I agree with you. Yeah. I agree with me too. Do people want to fuck the sheriff from Stranger Things? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Jerking it, it so hard. This ice cream is so good. Today's schedule must be kept. Grrrh. Jerking it to my calendar. I have so many notes that just say spider. Ooh, spiderers. Yeah. Can I be honest with you? Yeah.

Rob thought this movie was really scary. I'm sorry? Rob thought this movie was really scary. Sounded like you said this movie is really scary. He was very tense. He covered his eyes a lot and he yelled. And he's he's he's he's he's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. thu. thu. th. thu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thus. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. the. the. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. the th. the tense. He covered his eyes a lot and he yelled. And he's never gonna know I said this about him. Oh, we just found out from a friend. Then he tel somebody at work and now they're listening. And then you'll tell a friend and they'll tell a friend. That's how we make this thing happen, people.

At 240 episodes. You guys should have told him by now. You're coming in now and you're like, I want to hear this episode about Sam's Sidebip, because I know that's what they're going to talk about. Never listen to this show before, and I'm sure, Sidepipe is going to be talked about. I feel like something about our essence exudes dick talk. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But, say, snug. I have the note, who's Dennis after 10 notes of naming someone Dennis? Who the fuck was Dennis?

Wait, who's Dennis? I don't know. When were they talking about Dennis? I'm scanning. There's no Dennis. Pretty sure I was thinking of Kenneth. Oh, Kenneth, yeah. So, so the children's parents, Clint and Jenny, get killed. Jenny gets, I believe, eaten by a snapping turtle.

And Clint, what happens to Clint? Clint is the one who pulls himself underwater with his own hand. Yeah, but who had it attacked him in the first place? Snakes? Snakes, snakes? Like a black mom boat or something? Yeah, which is definitely. Have you seen a snapping turtle in person?

. Have you ever seen a snapping turtle in person? No. They're fucking terrifying. Where are you see those? Zoo. As a kid, there was a reptile house, and they had big turtles and shit. And it was the brandy wine zoo, so not quite a legit zoo. So you got like unnecessarily close to these animals? Oh, like living treasures the animal park in. It's just like, no, there must be the saddest thing on earth. I mean, there are camels there. I'm sure they're happy. They seem crazed. There's tigers there too, right? Yeah, and like lemurs and monkeys and it is exotic. But there's also just like a donkey. I just want to touch a donkey. You know what I mean? Much better than horse. I know. Much better than. that. Much. Much, much th th th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're they're they're they're. They're. They're. They're. They's they're. They's they're. They's they're. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. they. They. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they're. they're. they're. they're. the. the. the. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. their. their. their. they're. they're. they're. they're. something different about the donkey. But there's that Christmas song of your people. What is that supposed to mean?

About that donkey. What are you talking about? There's the Italian donkey Christmas song. I don't know what the Italian donkey Christmas song is. What are you talking about? How dare you? Dominic the donkey. I do not know what Dominic the donkey. I do not know what Dominic the donkey.

And also that's racist that you think it's Italian because his name's Dominic. Dominic. That's a kindergarten cop reference. Hold on. We're gonna pause for a second. Okay. I'm fucking furious right now. I thought you would know about it.

It's like spaghetti and the meat ball and Dominic the donkey. It's definitely of that era of when the moon hits your eye at the big pizza pie, like all Italians that talk like this. Yeah. I guess we are perpetuating that stereotype. A little bit. A little bit. Fu-Domnipe.

You know, I've never heard that before. I'm very tho tho tho that. that before. I did not mean to bring it to you as a point of contention. Well I know you hate Italians so. Not true. No you just just think we're dirty and under unemployable. That doesn't mean I hate anybody. No no it's not hatred it's just a healthy disdain. It's sort of a place of love. Right, you want to make us better. All that's Shannon? Sure. They know it's not true. Some of my best friends are Italian.

Tell me if I'm wrong. Clint is a poor man's Oliver Reed. Yes, 100%. He's like Oliver Reed with his hair parted on the other side. Like, he is such a bunco's Oliver Reed. Yes, 100%. He's like Oliver Reed with his hair parted on the other side. Like, he is such a bunco Oliver Reed. And with like no gravitas. Yeah. He's like a very dufy Oliver Reed.

Like sand's barrel chest. Yeah. But he thinks he has a barrel chest. He thunked all them goals. Yes, as you do, when you play dunk balls. So when the mom Iris wanders in the woods I have this line of notes that says Iris is a dumbass. Is she blind? Can she not see the snakes? What's happening right now? That's a problem in this movie is that nobody sees the threats? Like there are frogs all over their patio and they're like look at those frogs but those are the only

animals they're ever able to see. They never see like the snakes in the grass there's like a alligator climbing a tree or something next to them and they're just like cool. A dolphin driving a car. I mean I feel like if I walkto a room and the door is open, and then a few seconds later the door closes behind me, I'm going to turn around and see if it was a Heila monster that closed it, you know? I mean the fact that it closed the door behind him is so fucking good. I can't get over that. Is them not being able to see the world around and commentary on the Uber-rich, just not paying attention and everything that's going on around. I hope so.

Do you think that? No. No, I just think it's so they could get into the whatever. Just walk into a nest of snakes. I love that she gets bit by a snake. Corpse falls down, rolls over, and she is blue. Yeah. I do like, however, in that scene where she's running away, she is really making it count. She is taking every second she has on screen and making them count.

Well apparently she dies in quicksand which shows up in the trailer but they cut it and decided it would be a snake that killed her. So apparently she wandered into quicksand and died. Do you mean believing that quicksand was a legitimate threat? And it was everywhere? Why were we as we as children th as children we we we we we we we we we we th we we th we th we th we th th th th th th th th we th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. theeeee. to to to thei to to theii thei theii. thei. the. the. the. the. thesand was a legitimate threat? And it was everywhere? Everywhere. Why were we as children so convinced that quicksand could take us? Like, where in the world does quicksand even exist? Swamps? Swamps? Like, I am now convinced that I will die in quicksand because I don't believe it's real.

You think it's like quicksand hubris? Yeah, yeah, I'm just like, I's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thi. thii. thi. thi. oh, get me that tree, no. And it can really just suck you down like that? Is that real? I don't think that's real. I mean, Tarzan TV shows told me that it was. And that's what I'm saying. The TV lied to us. It was everywhere. of quicksand. The mortality rate of quicksand was just insane. Right.

You're in a room with quicksand, you're not leaving. And it somehow got into the room with you. Yeah, quicksan could do anything. What the hell? Also, you can't just pull leeches off. You've got to burn them off. Really? Leaches are very scary. They are just in water, right?

You should not just just justthe water then, probably. You, personally, you, stop getting in the water where the leeches are. I'm going to be swimming all next week. Where? In a pool? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. What if the Bloomfield pool is full of leaches? I mean, maybe, right? I think someone I know got pinkticks in their eyes?

Because I'm... Fuck, why would you say those words to me? Oh, I'm sorry. In their eyes? Yeah, a little tiny ticks. No. Yeah, that's our eco-horre. Ticks are our eco-horrer. Flush eating bacteria is now like at beaches everywhere. Yeah, I've heard Lake Erie is dangerous.

Oh really? Yeah, that's what someone told me. Last I heard was Virginia. There was like a case of someone getting... Yeah, I mean, we're done. We did a bad job, so. This is just the earth turning on us. Yeah.

It turns out this movie is actually just a documentary of the future. So eventually, everyone's dead except for Sam Elliott, Joan Van Ark. Their new children. And their new adopted niece and nephew children. I mean, the way this movie ends with them, like getting into a car, first of all, it's a, the little, the boy child is running at the car with a shotgun, which I feel like I'd fucking peel out if that happened to me and someone was doing that. It's fun, he hands it to an adult.

Yeah, right. Bring them a gun. And then they're just in the back of a car, like, now we're a family. Yeah. But also, I think we're to believethey going to survive? Yeah. You know how? They're just not going to go outside. The problem with this movie is everybody just keeps going outside. Oh, okay. They had all stayed inside except for, oh, I guess the frog's broken and got Grandpa. They got Ray Malone. He was drinking alone and the frogs come in and didn't kill him. I even know this is the frogs are pranking him on the phone. That happened, right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. T the the phone. They the phone. They the phone. They the phone. They the phone. They they they they they they they they they they they they they they they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd all they'd they'd they'd they'd all. They'd they'd all. They'd all they'd all they'd all. They'd all. They'd all they'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd they'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all. They'd all they'd all they'd all they'd all they'd all they'd all they'd all they'd all they'd all they'd all stayed all. They at one point it rings, because the frogs made it and ring.

I love that. Would you say at the end, would you say that he croaks? Unfortunately, I think we have to. Yeah, legally we do. He croaks. It's a shame we can freeze frame this episode. Yep. Oh, you kept youriving and walking. Smk! Oh, you kept your arm up, I'm sorry.

We're freeze-framing. We're freeze-framing. I did, I just sat back down. I'm so comfortable in this camp chair. I had to lean back. And then the... to the... R-uh. If this movie was made today, would it be called Frogageddon?

Yes, 100 percent. Frogopolis? I feel like if this movie was made today, it would be so, so, so much worse. All CGI frogs. Not a real living frog's. ripping this flesh off of people. I think the best thing about this movie is, it's a ridiculous charm of just showing frogs and expecting you to believe that they are menacing. Like, someone was editing this together and was like, that's the best shot we have, Bob, like, the lighting, this is as menacing as they get, you know,

just one of the double frogs in there again just frog on top of frog it scares us shit out of people that'll be the third time is that okay I mean you know the five time rule yeah five time rule five time rule okay five times in five times since on paper I should I should hate this movie yeah it's nonsense it's bad it's bad it's bad it's very very very bad. Legit. I love it. I love it. As you should. Seven and a half. It's a beautiful movie. It's so much fun. It is so much fun.

This is one of the most fun movies we've ever done. This movie was a double feature with a Godzilla movie. Oh, which one? I forget which one. It was, it's 1972, yeah. Yeah. So this is definitely like, you're getting high and going to the movie theater. Fuck yes, you are. Yeah. And you're having so much fun.

You're having so much fun. Yeah. I'm going to give this movie a seven. It's fucking fun as hell. Like it's ridiculous. It's mad, it's not, it's to. It's fool you but compared to scarecrow yeah this just has so much heart yeah and legit good actors yeah oh my god also Sam Elliot yeah fucking dick it should have gotten a credit it should have Katie Alan I understand that you want to like to to take me to a little place that we like to call help Meg I'd love to this is a review tho tho tho the tho the app podcast republic I love I I I I I I I that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie th. Katie I thi. Katie I thi. Katie I thi. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. Katie. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I love th. I love th. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th you want to like to take me to a little place that we like to call Help Meg. I'd love to. This is a review we got on the app, Podcast Republic.

I love it. From user, Mike Thrasher. Ah, a very cool name. I hope it's his birth name. I guess he'd be Michael Thrasher probably. Katie and Alan, spelled correctly, approach these movies like you would, and the the the the the the their, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, the the the the the the their, their, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, from, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their.s.s.s.s.s. the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. from, from, from, from films in your basement, dorm, or whatever, before you started wasting your life in bars. Does that mean that we are wasting our lives? Yes, yeah. Michael, Michael Thrasher, Michael Thrasher, Mr. Thrasher.

Mr. Thrasher. Lord Thrashaw, Lord Thrashbone. You're so right, and thank you for the five starstar review. That's really fun. Michael, Michael Thrasher. What if that was his name? And he's like very mild mannered. It just does not suit him. You know, I just can't get into Thrash music. I feel like it just like belittles my family. That's right.

Katie. Alan. Can I read you a comment from a Friend of the Podcast, Emily. Also, it's the grossest thing anyone's ever written to us. Oh my god, I'm so ready. Go listen to our creature from the Black Lagoon episode. Emily's on it. Emily is so funny and so charming. She loves it when the creature reaches for things. Yes. Emily says, today I got a whiff of sweaty crotch from a passer by. It's really really th. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. Emily. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, I. It's, I. It's the the the th. It's th. It's thi. It's the the the the thi. It's the the the the the the the thi. It's the the the th. It's the by. It's really, really hot out. And now I have Back Streets Back playing in my head. Want to guess why? Why?

Because of the album Hot Crotch. Oh no, Emily, I'm so sorry. Just the idea of I got a whiff of somebody's crotch. Oh my god, that's city living. You know what I mean? You're on the bus, somebody walks by, you're like, oh. Yeah, Hot Crotch. Hot Croch really backfired on that one.

Why haven't you asked me about how boys street auditions are going? I figured you would have told me if they were going. It's really disappointing that no children or teenage boys want to be in my boy band. As Waiverwell Family and its legal representation, I would say, please, no children get in touch to do Hot Crotch. Well, that's this. Of the first albums, I Love You, that's wholesome. They're going to grow up with the group. Please go to our Instagram the Boy Street album cover that Justin Gray did towards. He also sent us the drawing of Firefox's butthole,

but I did not put that out for the world because it figured like there's some copyright things we might get in trouble for. Yeah, we're not trying to get sued by Firefox or Buttholes. I've done the fox's butthole. Also, I enjoy the people who are now saying they're t trying to figure out how they pronounce but-hole. Also, I would like to say that I'm going back through old episodes to edit out music we don't own to get them on Spotify, and I have heard myself now say buthole a number of times. I definitely always say but whole. I didn't mean to give you any sort of anxiety. No, I have to give you to to to to to to to to to to give to give to to give to give to to give to to give their their their their their their their their their their their anxiety their anxiety their anxiety their anxiety to their anxiety to their their their anxiety, I'm to to to to their their to their to to their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their music. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm their music. I'm their music. I'm thoomoomoomorrow. I'm, to to tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, too. I'm tooomorrow, to thoomorrow, tho. I'm think about something you can't, it's like when you think about breathing you can't do it normally. Yeah. And then you

have to think about breathing and now everybody who's listening to this is like fuck you. I couldn't figure out how I said but-hole. Be-hole. Be-hole. Behold. Yeah. Lazy with my consonants. Katie, what are we doing the horror comedy of the 2000s. Yeah. It's called Behind the Mask, The Rise of Leslie Vernon. I really didn't know anything about this movie until you told me about it. Oh, and we will find out next week what you thought of it.

You're looking at me with such a meaning in your eyes. We'll probably just rate it. I will say I did not remember it being a comedy. Oh, really? a comedy. You can find us on the internet, you can find us on the Facebook's and the Instagrams and sometimes on the Twitter. Yeah, lightly on Twitter. Yeah, like sprangling on Twitter. You can email us at where all family owns at Gmail.com you can review us on iTunes or on podcast or public. I like that all of our reviews are now just on podcast. It's true. We've gotten our reviews have like quadrupled and so is our subscriber number on there.

Oh really? Yeah, so I'm just given podcast republic a little business. We're also now on Spotify again lightly because old episodes have songs that we don't own in them. Yeah, we probably should have done a modicum of research before we started to find out that we could indeed get sued for that? Yeah. But I go to miss everybody. Thanks for being cool everybody. Yeah, we did. Don't report us, you dicks. We did get a Twitter message saying that from a fan who says she does miss the music drop-ins. Yeah, we do too. If only we were rich, we're a rich girl and it's got... Mm-hmm. There was one point which I had to cut the entire song Rich Girl out from the episode of Dennis. It was like just playing under whatever we were talking about.

That's hilarious. Yeah. Uh, so... Thanks for listening to another episode of War Welf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Right