Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 240- Mandy (2018)

Episode Date: August 5, 2019

In this week's episode, we're discussing the absolutely bananas 2018 Nicolas Cage film "Mandy." Special topics for your consideration include: ADA Michael Cutter, being either an ELO or a Blue Oyster Cult, living inside a D&D universe, the practicality of living in a river valley instead of a desert, a total celebration of Nicolas Cage and a very important question: is this the most heavy metal movie ever made? Are you a big Nic Cage fan? May we suggest Episode 74- "Pay the Ghost" or Episode 108- "The Wicker Man?" Or maybe you're super into cults-- check out Episode 19- "Kill List," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby," Episode 59- "Children of the Corn, "Episode 158- "The Void" or Episode 172- "House of the Devil."  Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail]. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Yeah, that sounds like West Mifflin. And I was just like in a world where Amanda exists and the current political climate Yeah, we're not pissing a fucking box of potatoes. You know what? Like, what else do you have? You know, what else is there? It's just where we are in 2019. It's where we are in 2019. I feel, for some reason this movie is just like, it's so fucking bonkers. What? I just did not expect this bonkers. This is not the bonkers I was looking for. Oh, what movie are we doing? Oh, Mandy, you said it. Oh, did I.

And you came, and you gave me a headache. I thought you were gonna go with Andy. They go with the rhyme. This is by Panos Cosmitos. How have I never thought of you gave me a handy in my life? Is you not a filth pig like I am? Fair. I'm kind of am. I know.

Panos Cosmatos. It's a fucking great name. It is. And he lets you know that's his name a whole bunch of times in the credits. Well, his name does not appear until the end credits. Really? No, that's not true. It's a bunch of the first. of it. Oh it's just written by it doesn't say directed by until I'm sorry and and he wasn't sure he was going to take it on. I might Ellen Smithy this shit and

the the title card for this movie doesn't show up until 75 minutes into the movie so but there are other card title cards and there's also it opens on like that quote from someone's aim profile. You know what I'm talking about? I do. I wrote it down. When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, wrap some headphones around my head and rock and roll me when I'm dead. That's such an aim profile, or that's an away message I think. It is the final words of Douglas Roberts, who is a convicted kidnapper, robber, and murderer,

who was executed in Texas in 2005. Forget it! Forget I said that! It's not Julianna theory lyrics. Have you heard the new Eve Six? I saw Eve Six not long ago. Did you have a time machine? No. I live in Pittsburgh. It you have a time machine? No.

I live in Pittsburgh. It's basically a time machine. They were on tour with Deep Blue Something. Uh, they were on tour with Everclear. Okay. And, um, Soul Asylum. And, uh, what's the band? Spacehog.

Okay. Yeah. It was a while ago now that I think about it. It's fine. So yeah, that's it's a weird quote to start this movie. And it has nothing to do with anything. It's not thematic of anything. See, I think it sets the tone for this because I will now make the argument that this is one of the most heavy metal movies of all time. Okay. Like written by a 12 year old boy. Who's like, even like the super gross stuff that's happening in this movie? Like why is ADA Michael Cutter showing me his penis?

Is that one of the things? Why is he angrily masturbating? Ugh, so weird. Imagine just jerking off to someone laughing at you. That's so bleak. Yeah, and crying while you're jerking off while someone's laughing at you. Actually, that sounds like junior high. Uh-huh. Um, but there's the guy who's got a knife

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this movie and I tried really hard. I tried really hard to focus. Did you do a mountain of cocaine before you watched this movie? No, but I did smoke a little too much weed. Because I thought this was going to be funny. I was like this is very intense for what I'm doing right now. This is not funny. No. It's kind of funny. No. Funny shit that happens in this movie. I mean maybe. Well like other things like according to IMDB which is just rife with lies. The big axe thing that he forges. Yeah, cuz he could smell. Of course he can smell. And has the equipment to do so. Yeah. Yeah. It's supposedly the shave of it is based on the logo for the metal band Celtic Frost. Oh, okay. And like, you know, it's just, it's so fucking ridiculous. Like everyone's like, who would if it just like motor so guys with like knives or males coming out of them and like, yeah.

It's so silly. When they showed up, I was shocked. Yeah. And I still don't know, were they, what are they? Are they demons? Is anything supernatural in this or is it all just drug induced? Yes. Both.

I think it'siger makes LSD. And the bikers did him dirty. So he made them like a super batch of LSD that fried their brains and made them into centibytes basically. I thought that was about ADA Michael Cutter. I don't know, Jeremiah and his family. ADA, Michael Cutter. Yeah, he's from fucking the late seasons of law and order.

He's the assistant district attorney and I cannot believe I had to see his penis. He's Batman's dad and the Christopher Nolan Batman. Oh really? Good for him. He's in a, uh, Linus Roach. He's in a bunch of stuff. . He's in later seasons of Vikings and stuff. Oh, okay. Well, I guess he's doing a lot of things. Maybe Michael Cutter is the, it's the outlier in his acting career.

But that's what I know him from, you know what I mean? I love your, uh, I fucking love law and order. I love your, uh, six degrees of law and order. Everyone has been on long order at some point. Oh, yeah. Plus it starts off of the fucking King Crimson song. Yeah, that surprised me. Yeah. But it's off the album Red and Nicholas Cage's character is named Red. And it's Starless and all about space and Bible Black and Blah-blah-blah. The whole score to this movie I thought was excellent.

So it's scored by my favorite composer, Johann Johansson. Mogwai? It all sounds like Magui to me. It does. It's him and... Oh, he died. He died before this movie got made or whatever. Yeah, before he came out and I was super sad. Yeah. He overdosed on cocaine.

Yeah. What a way to go. Yeah. Just kidding, guys don't do that. It's him and, oh, Stephen O'Malley from the band's son. And yeah, it does sound like droney or mogwye, but I love his stuff, like it's really fantastic. How to get real sad sometimes that he's dead. I'm sorry. Oh, it's fine.

You didn't do it? What? I made him a bad batch. So I watched this movie on my laptop because I was using your shutter account. Okay. And my laptop is, the sound is very, very bad. So I had to wear headphones to watch this movie, which was very, very intense. Yeah. It was more than I needed, I would say.

But the score sounded great. Yeah, for sure. And it's very, the, the sound design is very visceral to this. Like you're here and all the splurts and cracks. And it was like going, it was in, what's it called when there's things in, happening one year or not the other? Panning back and forth, yeah. It was very weird. Sure.

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Mandy gets abducted by a Manson-esque cult, because the Manson-esque Jeremiah Sands. ADA Michael Cutter. It's way into her, seeing her on the street. I promise I'll never say it again. Oh, assistant district attorney. Yeah. Okay, gotcha. Oh, yeah. He works for Jack McCoy, the district attorney. Yeah. Okay, got you.

Oh yeah. He works for Jack McCoy, the district attorney. They prosecute the offenders. Mandy, when being abducted, it gets super high. They drop LSD into her eyeball. And she laughs at Jeremiah Sands music, and then he kills her and then it turns into her revenge movie. What was that buggy thing on her neck? Oh, that was the was the was stung her?

It was giant. Yeah. And they're really... Is that a real thing? I don't think so? Why did they let it sting? Like what it was? like extra psychedelic stuff to her. That's silly. It's extremely silly. Yeah, but there's like, that's what I mean like this movie is funny.

There's like funny weird shit that happens. But then it's like, it's wrapped up in a cocoon of awful. It does not put you in a headspace to laugh, I felt. Have you seen this guy's other movie Beyond the Black Rainbow? I have not. It's the exact same color scheme of this movie. Okay. It's very bright and vibrant and it's very 80s, synth score and the whole movie is basically like a psychiatrist and a woman in a room talking to each other and she has some kind of psychic powers. And then there's a flip that happens at the end. Is it good? I hate

it. Okay. I actually avoided Mandy for a long time because I hated that movie so much. And I was like, I'm gonna fucking watch it. I did. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking watch it. I did. Um, the red light is on. Did you not put the red light on? I did. The recording? the recording side. She's a dick. So rude. the ri. the r. the ri. th. the recording. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, the thi, the the the th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. She's a dick. So rude. Just like, we're trying to be professional. Yeah, that's the basic gist. It's a revenge movie like a quarter, or halfway through. Sure. I did learn in watching this movie that Nick Cage calling someone baby makes me extremely uncomfortable. I was like, don't say that. Oh, he said it again. The dye job in his beard and the wig that he was wearing? What does he even look like? You know what I mean? Like what does he even look like? He's got to have some salt or pepper in that beard. Sure. There's no way it is just it was like a fucking uh, what is that?

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contemporary or Judy Greer or what was happening there like she is. She is ageless. How old are you? Judy Greer? I think I might be Judy Greer. I don't know how old Judy Greer. It's a good age whatever it is. Yeah. I don't know how old Judy Greer, but I feel like I'm probably Judy Greer. It's a good age, whatever it is. Yeah. There just seem to be like a age discrepancy that's a little uncomfortable between the two of them? But then sometimes it doesn't look like there is.

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The constant like kaleidoscoping lights that are going on all the time, like. I did not like that for a lot of the movie. It made me feel like I was in a club. I don't like that. I think it's supposed to make you feel like you're on drugs the entire movie. Yeah. But at the end of the movie, I was like, oh, I should have had a all the way through. Yeah.

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I do. I do. I'm a more of a blue-wister-call fan myself. Are you? You know what? That fits us? Yeah. They were vaguely satanic and weird and, yeah.

And yellow was just like, just poppy goodness. If anyone who knows me would describe me, poppy goodness. Thanks, Symbalta. Ha ha ha ha. But then like the Mandy logo is just like straight up like black metal, like just like all sharp points and yeah. I like how we have to say it like this because it's metal. My tongue just hung out of my mouth. They heard.

Touch the microphone with that? Do you like the carpenters? I think they're sensational. But I love that too because that's supposed to be like, oh, this guy isn't cool. No, deeply uncooo. And he's also wearing those enormous shoulder pads which are deeply uncool. Yeah it looked like a cast-off from like Ace Freely. I'm not going to wear that. Yeah no that's too much. That is a bridge too far. Fun fact I do like the carpenters. Do you? I have very nostalgic feelings for some of those songs for

for sure. Do you think they're sensational? Do you think they're sensational? Do you think they're sensational? No, no. I also didn't think that Jeremiah Sands music was sensational. It sounded like the Carpenters. But that's what that stuff, like, I have, do you remember the Umshun Riccio cult? They were a death cult in Japan that released Sarengast into the subways in Japan? No. They were bad dudes? When was that? It would haveast into the Subways in Japan. No. Yeah, they were bad dudes. When was that? It would have been in the 90s.

Oh no, I have no memory of that. That's so weird. Their leader put out a record of children's songs. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. And they're fucking weird. Yeah.

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charge. It's going to explode this thing. And then the sick guitar riffing, we just want Japanese death match wrestling but in driving range form. I think that's a great business idea and I think the way should copyright, copyright copyright. All right, you gotta smash through the pile of fluorescent bulbs that we have stacked up. It's gonna be like half Japanese Pro Wrestling, half Mario Kart, I think. What do you think? Mario Kart with a board with thumb tax on it? Yeah, yeah. Like a super bleak Mario cart. That's. I. that. that, that, that, and I, that, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, that, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I that, and I that, and I that, and I that, and I that, and I that's, and I that's, and I th, and I th, and I that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th th th th th, and I th, and I th, and I thi thi thi thi thi thi, and I th, and I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th tho thi thi thi thi thateaugh thate thate thate thate thate thoooooo tho thi thi thi th with a board with thumb to X on him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like a super bleak Mario Cart.

That's my dream. Super bleak. This movie is kind of a super bleak Mario Cart. It actually is. Also when the one piker goes blood for blood, I was like, chaos rains. They're so so, like, I thought they were scary. The one guy that looks like his entire face is made out of piled up Vaseline is real gross. I thought all three of them were scary.

Oh, I think the other two just look like slip knot. Slipknot's kind of scary though. The one dude just has a big whang off his face. Yeah, like till this winn. That wasn't her face. Should have been. Why does that psychiatrist have a big whang hang off his face? I just like, I try to talk about my problems, but I can't focus. So yes, so they kill Mandy.

They kill Mandy, which I didn't think was Mandy. But then you see her ashes and it's in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape shape shape in the shape shape shape in the shape shape shape shape in the shape shape shape shape shape shape shape in the shape shape shape shape shape shape in the shape shape shape shape shape in the shape shape shape shape in the shape shape shape shape in the shape shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape shape in But then you see her ashes and it's in the shape of her face. Well, that's a shape of a lot of people's faces. Also, those bones will be very hot to the touch. They would be. You just can't pick those up. No? Mm-hmm. But this is the man who did have to have his hands out too and you're just like, ugh. Or later in the movie, when he has to pull the nail out of his hand that's holding his

hand to the floor? Yuck. Big yuck. None of this seems to affect him in any real physical way, though. I feel like if someone did that to me, I would just die, literally, just lie down and be dead forever, as dead often is. Nicholas Cage's credit, I think there was a period of time where he was a great actor, like a legit fantastic actor. Like leaving Las Vegas. Like leaving Las Vegas, like, um, yeah, that era.

And like, even in like, Valley Girl and like, it was, yeah, yeah, and he still has like glimmers of that. And when he is, his mouth is barbed wiered open and he's held in place and he's crying, watching his partner burn to death. Like, that pathos was real. Yeah, he was good. And so I was reading about the movie and his wife had unexpectedly left him right before he did this movie. And so he's like, oh, I got it out. Which is like, fuck like, but it's art as therapy, and that's really beautiful.

That he was like, found this vehicle, this fucked up vehicle. Extremely fucked up vehicle. To deal with all that stuff. I was also reading that when Panos Cosmoto approached him, he wanted Nicholas Cage to be Jerma San. Oh, I think that would have gone so badly. Yeah. And Nicholas Cagos was like, oh, oh, oh, thi, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,that would have gone so badly. Yeah. And Nicholas Kiddler was like, oh, I don't want to do that. I want to do this guy.

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So is it supposed to rep like, at first I was like, oh, this is this dude having a psychological break. Okay. He's having a break with reality because there's no macaroni cheese commercial where a goblin pukes macaroni cheese on children's heads. And you're like I gotta get that, I gotta buy that. But then later when we are at Carothers, which is hilarious that the bald black man who has all the information is named Carothers, i. He's, he has like a similar, um, like an affect to him.

Yeah, what's it? I'm trying to think of the word when you carry yourself a certain way. I don't know. Oh, yeah. I don't know. I don't know. All I can think of is affect. It's the way he holds himself is very, very soon.

He carries himself so early. Yeah, that's not what I wanted to say that. I'm going to come up with it later and then I'm going to scream it into the microphone regardless of what you're saying at that point because... 2 a.m. text. Yeah. Veriform. But no, like, he's also, did you recognize him from another movie that we've done. I did not. You fell asleep during and it did not rewind to see

Carl Weathers lose his arm. Look, I'd seen the god damn movie. He's in Predator. Who is he? He's the guy who says, you ghosting us, motho? And he's the guy's today. And he's sh I don't know. Is everything all right? What is that guy's name?

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Please. Do you think, because it was all one cut. Yes. How many takes you think that took to get? One. One. Me too. I thought about pouring vodka into a stomach wound and made me want to hurl.

Yeah. Yeah. Ugh, that's got to burn so to burn so doing that. Yeah. Like he's so he's been stabbed he's been barbed to a fence and he's just pouring vodka down his throat and then on to his wounds and screaming and screaming and then smelting and then smelting, then smelting immediately afterwards smelting. I was like, should you be operating this this forge right now? The fact that he had the wherewithal to put on another three-quarter sleeve shirt, his 44 shirt? Yeah. Which there's a lot of IMDB chatter about what that might be? I thought it was about President Barack Obama.

What do you think? The internet thinks that it might be a son of Sam reference. Ah, okay. Because he was the 45 caliber killer. Or something like that. Don't correct me, a weird serial killer, sick offense. I don't think they're listening. It was Jackie Robinson's number. No, Jackie Robinson's 42. Oh. Internet fucking lies to me.

Yeah. It was also apparently... Please do not fuck up Jackie Robinson. Don't come at me, you weird sports, I know. No, no, no one, everyone knows I'm right Jackie Robinson is 42. So that was, I have to be lied to me on that. And then apparently it's the name of a character in some unfinished Mark Twain story. I'm going back with Barack Hussein Obama. Now I want to see him in Nick Cage's role in this movie. Do you think Nick Cage and Barack Obama have ever met?

Yes. Yeah, I think so too. You think we liked each other? I think he went down and saw Bad Lieutenant Bad Lieutenant, bad lieutenant. What? What? What?

Oh, the Werner Hertzagg movie? No, sir? It's full starring Nicholas Cage? No, sir. That's a sequel that has nothing to do with Bad Lieutenant? No, sir. Ooh, it's good. No, sir. It's full on Nicholas Cage. I thought he was gonna go full on Nicholas Cage in this movie, and he just doesn't. You rip my shirt.

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Maybe they just, you think they just were like hanging out and heard it. And they're like, I mean, doorbell. I'd like to think that they're like so fucked up that they think they're living in this fantastical world where like, oh, we get summoned by that horn. That's what we do. But they really do, though. They really do get summoned by the horn. The horn of a braxus. Yeah, like, it's so, it's like really grounded fantasy. Yeah.

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I'm sure there are a wasp that big because the world is a nightmare. Australia, I'm sure it's Australia. Sorry to our Australian listeners, your place is a hellscape, and it's very scary to me. I feel like I've asked you this before, but have you ever read the, uh, in a sunburnt country by, oh my god, why can't I remember anybody's name? Oh, okay. It's a, it's a travel book about going to Australia and he just lists all the fucking like, like, the fucking like, like, the fucking like, they's, like, they's, like, they'lip. Like, they, they's, like, they, they's. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they's, they, they, they's, it's, it's, the th. the's, the's, the the the the the the the the the the the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. the tree. thea. tr-s. tr-s-a, tr-s-a-a-s-s-a-s-s-s-a-s-a-fo-fo-fo-a-fo-way way way way way way, toya, just like nonchalant about all this shit that can murder you because you just live with it. I guess. Like people who live where scorpions live. Don't live where scorpions live.

It's an airhouse. Yeah, I know. Well, I think it's fucked up that we live in the desert anyway because the amount of work that we've had to do to make it livable, it just means like the the the the the the th, it's th, it's th, it's just th, it's meant to be. You can grow things, it rains all the time. So lush. So lush. So lush. So lush. So lush. So yeah, there's all these like antelary characters that like hang around with Jeremiah Sand and like. I don't know. I didn't realize they were two guys with that hair cut until like one of them was real buff and the other one wasn't. There's a Sand and like... Like the two, I didn't realize they were two guys with that haircut until like one of them was real buff and the other one wasn't. There's a big and little version of them. I did not understand that at all. Can we get into what I assume is your favorite part of

this movie? The giant chainsaw? Yeah. Once you've fallen and the chainsaw has gone, inside your tum-tum? No, no, no, that man could do a push-up. He was obscenely buff. I don't think you can push-up, thu. I think push-up, you get the chainsaw. But I felt like that was very like Nick Cage doing his best Bruce Campbell. You know what I mean?

I feel like he was doing some Bruce Campbelling in that scene. Sure. Sure. Like sticking his jaw out to the chainsaw fight in Texas chainsaw massacre too. I would hope so. I mean, do they even make, do they make chainsaws that big? Is that real? I would assume you got to cut trees down the big? That would be so unwieldy?

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You do enough LSD, you can do that. Really? Super strong? Super strong? But then later he lights a cigarette off of one of the burning heads, which Ithought was very good too. And the climax of this scene is what gives it its most heavy metal bullshit, like over-the-topness. He confronts Jeremiah San in this underground bunker church that he has, or he's maybe fucking a wall when he walks in on him. I wasn't sure what was happening. Well, God was in there. And also he was fucking that wall? But that temple looked super cool. Like really impractical in the rain, especially in the Pacific Northwest, but it looked super cool. It did.

And they have this like final confrontation where Jeremiah Sand is wildly vacilling. We're just like I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'll suck your dick. I'm gonna fucking kill you. Yeah. My head is crushed. Yeah. And the head crushing takes forever, and it's great. It is great. Because that would take a long time to crush somebody's head.

I don't think you could even really do that with your bare hands. Kung Fu movies have told me differently. Why did he leave that one girl alive though. Because he kills Marlene, it's not a women's issue. But Marlene's a maniac. She is. But he doesn't know that and he doesn't know that this woman isn't, the younger girl. She like had very empathetic eyes to him early on in the movie and I think you're supposed to be like, oh, she was empathetic to him.

Yeah, but she also in this, so where is she now? I know now. Can we talk about the tiger? Lizzy? What is that about? Well, it was originally supposed to be a lizard. Uh-huh? Really? And they were like, well, that's not going to work. Let's get a tiger?

I was reading something about it. And like, yeah, yeah, it was a lizard, now it's a tiger. Anyway, so, like, the director was like, fuck it, anyway, we're doing a tiger now, and it's named Lizzy. I think it was just supposed to be like, this guy's a fucking weird, rich weirdo. Why were there like thrown, like, thrown, like, thrown, the ti. togu-and, they. they. thi. thr. thr-ands. thr-a. thr-a. they-s. thr-s. thr-s. thr-s. thr-a-a-s. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thr-a's thi's a thi's a thi's a th. th. th. thi's a thi's a thi's a thi's a thi's a thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. togeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-a's thi. thibrush t-shirt. I was a, I literally wrote here, Tiger growling in front of a stormy sky like a wolf howling at the moon t-shirt. It's so silly and like all like the weird like animated parts that happened in this movie too? I don't love that. Sure I think that was supposed to be a nod to the movie Heavy Metal and like it's a cartoon movie from the 70s. Yeah it's a cartoon. It's. It's a the the the the the the the the the the th. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie. It's. It's. It's a movie. It's a movie. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon movie movie movie movie movie movie. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a the. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon. It's a cartoon movie from the 70s. Yeah. Meh. Or like, I don't know, kill Bill. You know, you don't know what this shit's referencing. Yeah, I don't know why the tiger was there other than to have the shot where it's like standing against the moon.

I mean, after that I started, seriously, what am I even watching? Well, what about the final shot of the movie, which is Red driving away, and as he's driving away, the camera pans up and he's not on Earth. Yeah, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Because he has this weird moment where he's like smiling into the passenger seat like a maniac covered in blood because it looks like Mandy's there. And then when the scene cuts, he's looking straight ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead ahead the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the when the scene cuts, he's looking straight ahead and very bleak. Yeah. But then he drives away and there's a planet and a moon.

That's not our moon, not our planet. There's multiple moons. Like what? What? Yeah. What? He also did. We didn't even talk about that.

He just like... He picks up like a dinner plate. Yeah. Cocaine is a word like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like 't even talk about that. He just like... Picks up like a dinner plate full of. Makes a pillow of cocaine. Cocaine is a word like baboon, cocaine, booboon, cocaine, booboan. Oh my god, have you seen the cocaine booboon? Cocaine boobo. Oh my god, I would never go near a cocaine. Quick shout out to you're tongue. With the definition of but-hole, it's like the word but-hole, but without the teas.

It's a lot of work for your tongue, but-hole. I like how many people were like made Don Don Don Jokes about that, Tam. Which is in the book, yeah, and now Baboon and Cocaine are gonna have to be in there too. The book? The book? The Bible, the word Bible as they is Mandy. Is it? I feel like we explained it as much as it explains itself. Fair. Katie.

Alan. Do you want to go to the Ratings phase? I do, but I'm having a tough time with this one. I do the invisible orange at you. Invisible orange? Yeah, you do the invisible orange. Yeah, you'd do the invisible orange. Sik guitar riff. You want me to go first? I do. So this is my second time watching this movie.

So you knew what you were getting into a new song? Okay. When I suggested and saw it. Mm-hmm. I really like this movie. Do you? It is Tweaker's Crazy Town. Yeah.

But I think it's like, it is so what it set out to be. I'm gonna make a heavy metal movie? Oh, I made a fucking heavy metal movie. Absolutely. I'm gonna give this movie a nine. Oh, fuck! Can you make their phone make that sound? That's a nine.

That's a nine. That's the sound of a nine. So, for me, I thought I was getting a very different experience than what I had, but I wouldn't say that I did not enjoy the experience that I had. I was just caught very off guard by it. Sure. I kind of appreciate that you were caught off guard by it. For sure. It was a very different experience than what I expected. You're right that it definitely did what it set out to do and there were points that it definitely did what it set out to do. And there were points that it legitimately scared me. And I watched this last night. And as you know, there was a very bad storm last night. There was.

And I was home alone. And one of my cats kept throwing himself on my bedroom door because he's an asshole. And so I was just like laying in bed, watching the the door. Like it even kind of scared me even though it's... Go Go, go, bananas, crazy, right? Yeah. Uh, uh... I can't, I don't know.

I don't know. I liked it. I'd watch it. I'd say, you should. It's crazy. But like, what the fuck? Yeah, I kind of appreciate the what the fuckness of it. Like, it's fucking bananas.

I mean, it's hard to believe it was written down. Right, right, right. And like, and it looks gorgeous. It looks amazing. Okay, fine, nine. Am I doing it right? DJ Taddy! Never stop, never stop. Never stop. People are sitting on the bus right now to work and they're like, please stop making that sound. They're just going, well at least we're not talking about bees fucking.

Oh man. I don't want to talk about that. Grossos, you people are gross. They really are. Just getting grossos. We love you sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I'll take that out. Yeah, right. I don't love some of you. I'll take that out.

Yep. Oh, goddamn thing. Katie. Alan. I requested that our listeners ask us some questions for the podcast. Okay. Our listeners are very kind and answered that request. What nice people.

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That's really funny. And the other one is the Big Trouble and Little China, Kurt Russell, John Carpenter. Oh, I would like to see that. And a quarter of the way through the movie, they stopped talking about the movie, like, hey, is your kid still playing softball? And they just start talking to to to to to to tothis theory that they did the thing and then Big Trouble in Little China back to back because it seems like they started drinking in the thing and were pretty toasty

in Big Trouble Little China. Oh God. I mean, I feel like all DVD commentary has to be drinking, right? It has to be. Yeah. Those are my those are th. Those are th. Those are th. Those are th. Those are th. Those are my th. Those are my th. Those are my th. Those are my th. Those are my th. Those are th. Those are th. Those are th. Those are th. Those are th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. throu. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. the th. th be. Yeah. Those are my two favorites. I have a review from Mailbag. Oh cool. This is from iTunes, a rare iTunes review. I know. This is from Chrissy Jacks. Hi Chrissy Jacks. He says five stars. Only five stars are acceptable. Must listen. Exclamation point. After finally watching hereditary, I was both confused and horrified and in desperate need for some sort of resolution. This started my journey of looking for a movie review podcast that discussed it. I came across wherewulf ambulance and it was a much-needed palette cleanser. If you are addicted to horror and need to laugh, this show is for you. Nine out of ten times I skipped the ads on podcast, but this show has more than earned my full attention for the entirety of each episode. We haven't

had an ad in a while to be no. No. I have started listening to the show from the beginning and made legit cry once I am all caught up and have to wait a week between episodes. Baby we're still here we're gonna be here. Signed, willing to drive from New York to F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F F Fitt for to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their to their to their. to their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. toda. today, t. today, t. today, today, t. We's is th. We's is t. Signed, willing to drive from New York to Fitzburg for a live show. Oh, maybe we should do another one. Maybe. Maybe. I was so fucking scared the last time. You think you'd be that scared again?

Yep. If you met me? I have. Yeah. It's not great. I feel like YouTube. Katie, Alan. What are we going to do next week? Let's do a fun. Let's do a fun movie. Let's do a fun. Let's do a fun. Let's do a fun. Let's do one of my nunnets favorite movies. What? Yeah, dude. Buffy the vampire slayer. The film. Not the entire series. Seven seasons. Get ready for her ladies and germs. I bet there's like a hundred Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcasts out there. Oh, I can't love that. Oh, the the the the the the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the f. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Let. th. th. to th. to th. th. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. th. one. one. th. th. th. to th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. one. Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, podcasts out there. Oh, I can't even. I love that goddamn show. I'm sure there's one called, Welcome to Sunnyvale.

I'm sure there's one called Buffy Summers. I'm sure, yeah, just like, oh my gosh. Should we fight those people or no? No, man, they're just doing. popular than it was. So we can tear you down, which is how what makes us feel good about ourselves. So yeah, we're gonna watch Buffy. That was on Amazon. I rented it on Amazon. I don't know, I think I got on Google. Yeah. You gugged it. Yeah, you've got it. Give it a good. Gugge. Yeah, some day. I don't know what we're doing next week though. They always do that next week, probably. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah future. Stay tuned. Yeah, someday. I don't know what we're doing next week though. It's gonna be a movie, probably.

It's probably, buffy the vampires. Might be a buffeting vampires. Uh, you can find us on the internet? Yeah. Email us. Give us suggestions for what to do on YouTube. I think we're going to figure it out. a cartwheel. Just gonna be me, me being your uncle holding a camera on the two card wheels. And then you like miss and you're like, do it again.

Just fucking marble smoke coming up over the lens. In your backyard, just like, um, your dog is running around in the back, in the background. Yins is doing great. I do a rogue a cartwheel. And dizzy. Then you're gonna hold me by my wrists and spin me around in a circle, because I, because, because, because, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I the, and I the, and I the, and the then, and then, and then, and th. And th. And th. And th. And then, and then, and then, and then, and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and th. And, and th. And, and you, and th. And, and you, and you, and you, I th. And, I th. And, I th. And, I th. And, I th. And, I the. And, I the. And, the. And, the. And, the. And the. And the. And the. I'm dizzy. Then you're going to hold me by my wrists and spin me around in a circle because I don't know why I'm taking this analogy so far. I'll flip you in the above ground pool. Yeah, God, I wish you had an above ground pool. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wearable Fabulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Oh