Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 241- Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Episode Date: August 12, 2019

In this week's episode, we get nostalgic for the 90s and for Luke Perry in the 1992 film "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Special topics for your consideration include: Allen possibly outing himself as a sociopath, demanding that Delaware do better by its teens, trying to figure out Pike's deal, Pee-wee's raw deal and remembering some actors as...well, better than they actually are.  Are you into vampire comedies? You may enjoy Episode 195- "What We Do in the Shadows." You should probably also check out Episode 89- "Queen of the Damned" for its sad, unintentional humor. Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail]. You can also review our podcast on Apple Podcasts or on your favorite podcast app and honestly, we'd like that a lot.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Kitty. Alan. I'd like to welcome you to our rock block of movies named after ladies. Oh, I like it. Maddie and Buffy. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Can I read you my first note? Sure. 1992, the year our precious Allen graduated high school. I thought that this was your senior year. I was thinking you are Buffy. Yeah. I am Buffy's sonnets. I think unfortunately I am Benny. David Arquette? Yeah. Yeah. Well the problem with that is that Luke Perry is like 27 in this movie. I think unfortunately I am Benny. David Arquette. Yeah. Well, the problem with that is that Luke Perry is like 27 in this movie.

Sure. I think he was concurrently playing a high school student in a TV show. I mean... In one of the most popular TV shows of the time. I never watched a single episode of Beverly Hills 90210, but I definitely had like a Beverly Hills 902 pencil case because all the other girls watched it. Sure. I watched the bucket of that. Did you? Yeah. You like it? Yeah. I mean I watched the buck, I watched the bucket of that. Did you know, you like it was great. It was good, it was good, it was back in the day when there weren't a tonne of chants. Choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices choices. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cha. Cha. Cha. Cha. Cha. Cha. Cha. Cha. Cha, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I watched, I watched, I watched a cha, I was, I was, I was, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I was, I was, I was, I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched, I watched a, I watched a, I watched a, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, did, I watched, I watched a, I watched a, I watched a, I watched a, I watched know, yeah, a lot of Fox TV shows.

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Everything about it. Like, even just that it opens on a full song and dance, like they're doing the cheerleading routine, and they just keep doing it. They do it forever. They do it forever! Keep it coming. The song is Keep it Coming.

And they shake their tail feathers at you. Yeah. Well, it opens on ye old-timey, Christy Swanson and Donald Sutherland. So in my mind, before, I hadn't seen this movie since I was probably a young teen. As I mentioned last week, my nonna love this movie. And so we would watch it quite often when I was young. I, in my mind, I was like, why didn't Christie Swanson work more? Oh, she did. Did she?

She was on a ton of movies around this time. Really? She was in a, I can't remember the name of it. It's like a car chase movie, that's her. Charlie Sheen. And Reagan Rollins is in it. That is the only thing I've ever seen her in some other stuff. All right. But the answer is she's not very good. Oh yeah, no, no, no. She's like, she has like the physicality,

like to be this role, like she's in great shape, and I think she's actually doing some of those gymnastics stuff. For sure. But like, she's not very good at all. No, the emoting portion of the acting. No. No. Same with Luke Perry, honestly. He's very charming at some points and then at other points I'm like, are you here? Did you sign up for this today? I mean, in his defense, there's not a lot of pike.

There's not a lot to that guy. I think he's very deep. I think he's just supposed to be like a dill weed. But he comes around. I love when he comes his hair back into the Luke Perry and you're like, oh there you are. Shame off the soul patch. Thank God. Look if you have a soul patch don't anymore. As a former have her of a soul patch. Did you? Oh come on. Come on. No Alan. How could I have seen that coming? Did I have a goatee? Of course I did. Was it a long gotee? No, please don't say that.

Did you put rubber bands in it? Did you put rubber bands? Just for funs. Oh no! Did I have a chin strap beard? You know what I did? I know you did. No, I know you did.

Fullain. Have I had just mustache? Really? Yes, I have. I don't think I like that. No, I look like my dad. Eee. When you can grow facial hair as well as I can, you're going to go through all the modes until you end up on just full sannicles. Until you just let it go. Sex pervert santa clas with your bleached hair. I don't like this one. Don't stop fucking bleaching your hair then. The funny thing when I bleached my hair in the 90s, it was definitely like, my hair was

like a quarter inch long and I was bleaching it. Yeah. Now it would just be, I think it would just be too much. And of course it would. Yeah. Yeah. I'd have to start dealing drugs. Never too late.

So many people are like, you're like, oh, are going to be like, you holding? You're like, oh my god, no. I guess. Like, I'm holding this dog's leash. I'm walking my dog. I'm wearing shorts and flip-flops. I love the Chiron that comes on the screen. That's just like Southern California. The Light Ages. I like it. I like that.

This would be incredibly witty, in my opinion. This is Joss Whedon, it's most Jawsweetening. Yeah. This made him a Brazilian dollars too, this whole thing. This put him on the map. Yeah, yeah, for sure. This is like our fifth David Arquette. Can you fucking believe that? Two screams? Ravinous. Was he in Ravon? Yes, he was. And um. Something else. I'll look it up while we talk. When it, when we get Southern California the Light Ages, they're at the mall. Because that's where you went. And I was like, holy shit, that's fucking Hillary Swank. Yes, that's fucking Hillary's like, there's a lot of people in this movie.

Yeah. But I've never, she Hillary Swank as like in the funny movie. No, no, she's always a million dollar baby. Or boys don't cry. We're still crying. Oh God, that fucking movie. The most unfunny movie of all time. The least funny movie that has ever been. But yeah, she's really great in this.

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that. I get confused because there's also like some sort of product in Pittsburgh called Rivendale. Oh the ice cream? Is it ice cream? They're always like advertising during Pirates games and I don't know which is which so now that makes sense. Okay. One of them's ice cream and one's gritty Rubin of the Archie Comics. Yeah, but which is which which is which Alan how will I know? I will know? Tell me more. And Christy Swant as everyone knows, in all the movies. I don't think that's true. I'm going to look her up real quick. Don't worry. What is that movie called that she's in with Charlie's Chase? The Chase. Yeah.

You kidnapped me with a candy bar? That's all I remember from it. Oh, she was in Simone in Ferris attic. Yes, yes, yes. She was a woman named Christy Bonner and Dude Where's My Car? Apparently she's in something called Jessica Frost? Don't take this the wrong way. Have you seen Dude Where's My Car? Yes. Can I tell you about a drinking game we used to play in college?

It was drink every time they say dude. And then, then vomit. Holy shit. And then play again. Puke rally play. Your college experience was much different than mine. Yeah, it's amazing. I graduated, honestly. I also didn't go to college. You didn't you briefly?

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I do love the self-help basketball coach. Who's telling, keep selling them to actualize, search your personhood. That's just making fun of California, right? Yeah, yeah. But like look how that came around, you know? Just be the ball, you know, just like, it's really funny. Actualize, actualize. I also love that the basketball guys say slam dunk when they hi-fi. Why? S slam dunk. No, that's a high-five. Also, none of them can dunk, you know it. No. There was a movie about that. Yeah. We're on the same time, I think, yeah? Well, not too distant from. It's a, it's called, um, above the rim.

Yep. A lot of people don't know what we're talking about and they're like, why are they having this private joke and just giggling about it? It's funny, good jokes. Jokes for everyone. So there's a scene where they're in a movie theater. Yeah. And Buffy and her boyfriend start making out after they've eaten popcorn. And that made me want to puke.

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Light Doritos? In what world? Buffy's town is being attacked by the dandiest, vampire the dandiest vampire of all time. Rucker Howar, Lothos. Yeah. Where do you come down on him on the handsome factor? Not so much. Okay, mm-hmm, just not my style. Sure.

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But yeah, they were just all like weird, like, it was like, uh, Missy was re-watching Felicity. And Felicity lost all the song rights. Oh no. Because they had all like these 90s hits. Yeah. So it would be like Nani Nafranco. Oh no. The same thing happened to Dariah where it had used like 90s music just a great effect. Yeah and then it was just all gone and the new and if you like watch the re-release of it it's like they're disappointing. They did that with Beavis and Buttea they had to take all the music videos out of it. They're they did they did they did they did they did they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they did they did they did they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to took. to to took. to to took. to to took. they they they they they they they they they they they they they just want the keys to get the keys. God damn it, Pantera! You'd be nice to your stepmother!

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The economy was better. There was so much, so much wasted fabric in your jeans. Yeah. I sent you that article about the guy who wore jinko's for a week. I know he was like, go to like a dinner with her, he had to wear a jacket and was wearing his chains. His wife is so embarrassed. It's so good.

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Like where he says, are you calling me a man? Yes, dude, you're 30. Like, why are you asking that? You have a mortgage and you're here with a 17 year old girl, you grosso? I did like the line when they're dancing and he's like, you're not like other girls. She's just, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th you're not like other girls. She just goes, yes I am. Yeah, she just wanted to go shopping. Yeah, well I also like, you know, women are pretty magical.

Check them out. Pretty cool. Oh boy. Hey, Alan's PSA. Women, ladies. Check them out. Books, ladies. But I like that there's like, kind of this like little feminist like message tucked away in the movie. At least that's how I took it. No, I think that's fair. This is a good movie for teens to watch. For sure.

Yeah. I can't wait to show this to my teen. Oh my god, she's vicious though with a steak. Just mowing people down with that trolley? Yeah. Ting-ting! Phrush! Ah!

Phahaha! So yeah, like, the love interest thing is like, horse shit. It doesn't need to be in this movie. In my mind, it in this movie. In my mind it was tender. Well, and if you watch the show, it's just a series of bad relationships. Oh, it's just her getting involved. Pike is a bad relationship, you think? You don't think Pike and Buffy can last?

He's 30. He said, how can he just walk into a high school dance? I don't know. Stephen Root was fine with that. How did Merrick just walk into that high school? That is so fucked up. Yeah, I mean, do you think about it, there's just fucking 50-year-old, or Chris, or Chris, we're walking. Donald Sutherland watching her do backflips. Yeah. It's creepy.

It's hel a creepy. It's helicreepy. Yeah. But this movie's so funny. It's so funny. I like when during the basketball game where eyebrows guy is like floating around and just doing whatever he wants and they're like, well he's pretty much abandoned the concept of zones. Just like, I feel like it's written so like cheeky and so well, you know. I thought that was a dig at Teen Wolf. Oh, okay.

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There's a weird animatronic squirrel. It's in the abandoned amusement park. It's just like moving around behind them for some reason. Oh, I didn't even notice that. Yeah, it's very funny. Yeah. It's very funny. I like that, um, when the vampires are showing up at the school, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the school, there's a bunch of fog that rolls in before they come in. Imagine if that just went with you wherever you went, like you just walk into Eaton Park

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an exchange of butts. In exchange of butts. Don't know what that means. I couldn't think there's much smoking in this movie. Mm-mm. I do like that Pike is immediately down with murdering vampires. Yeah, he just gets on board. Because that's how I think I'd be. Oh, we can kill vampires now? Let's do this. You really think so?

Yeah. I feel like I've been waiting my entire life. Yeah. Your whole life has been a training montage for this. That and zombies. I'm just gonna lay down and die. Is that okay? It's fine. Okay. I feel like I could channel all my road rage and it's being like finally I can kill like people adjacent things. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. And I just outed myself as a sociopath. No I think you're okay. Probably. Maybe. Oh, oh. Question mark. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I t. I tha. I train. I train. I train. I train. train. I train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. the. No, I think you're okay. Probably.

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that scooter and it would pull fly. I remember like always being so sad when he got on the scooter because the show was over. Yeah. Sure. I also had a very sad life. Little sparks of happiness, you know. I thought you were going to talk about how it would be real weird just sit in a chair that could talk. Yeah. I'm definitely fart on that guy. I definitely put my like stank ass feet on it, you know, like summer feet. Sorry, Cherry. A purr. Purr. Yeah. But his death scene that goes on for probably two minutes. So funny. It's so fucking funny. And everything just stops to watch him die. And I love that. Yeah. I like the implication that even after the vampires come into the dance, the music is still playing. Like they're just just killing to music. The vampire DJ has taken over for the regular toy. Oh, that's right. That's right. Like the Sarcette step step step step that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th DJ has taken over for the regular today. Oh, that's right, that's right. Lexusarket steps in and starts teaching.

Yeah, very good. Yeah, it's really funny. I mean, what do you say about this movie? Buffy kills with us and that's the end of the movie. What about his violin? It's a lot of luck. Oh yeah. He's gonna be playing in a new metal band soon anyways. It's true. It's true. All vampires end up in new metal bands. And Buffy sets him on fire with her keen fashion sense, which is a lighter and a bottle of Aquanette. I like a lot. Yeah, she's really bad at delivering lines. I know, it's a shame because the lines that are written for her are so good.

We've talked about it before, like, Pretty will get you so far. Yeah. And she is at the apex of what that's going to be. I know. It was really disappointing to watch this movie and realize she wasn't good. Yeah. Yeah. And like, Luke, like I said, Luke Perry is like, at points charming and then at other points you're like, what? What are you doing? Yeah. Like he brought a flask. He's a 30-year-old man with a flask at a high school dance. Like, take a step back and look at that.

They don't make any bones about him being older, just like, no. Like, I couldn't figure out. to be like a high school dray is he supposed to be a teen I think so yeah yeah he's like lives on his own and is moving town and like works as a mechanic a procedural friend's had moved out of their parents house like their parents had kicked them out when they were 16 lived on their own I'm moved out when I was 17 but I just want to college because I was a brain yeah no no no not really yeah. Yeah. The friends that were living in a basement apartment somewhere. Oh, jeez. Yeah. Yeah. Delaware. Delaware. Do better by your teens? Do you want to rate Buffy? That was such an anticlimactic entrance to the ratings phase? I'm sorry. Could you better? Do you better by your teens? Do you better? Do you better? Do you like to rate this movie? Do you want to rate? Do to rate to rate th th to rate th th to rate th th th the to rate the to rate to rate to rate? Do to rate? Do to rate? Do to rate? Do to rate? Do to rate? Do to rate? Do to rate? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their? Do their. Do their. Do their. Do their. Do their. Do their. Do their. Do their. Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do, do? Do, do? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do entrance to the ratings face. I'm sorry.

Could you do better, Alan? Do you like totally want to like rate this movie? I like totally to love this movie. Every goddame second of it is a delight. It is perfect. It's a ten for me. It just makes me an ex- It also just has such fond memories of like sitting on my nunna's bed with her watching this movie because she liked it so much. I love that she loves this movie. Yeah. That's so great. Yeah. Also I love the scene where the vampires are all

coming in. They're like they're fine they can't come if you don't invite them and Hillary Swank is like they're seniors. They're seniors. I'm gonna give this movie an eight. Not a ten. Why the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Why. Why. Why. Why? their. Why? their. Why? their theiry. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They's. They're their s. They're their s. I's. I's. I'll. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I's that's that's that's. I's. I's. They're that's. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're their. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're s. They're s. They're s. They're s. They're s. They're s. They're s. I'm. I'm. I love. S. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. I love. S, their s. S, their s. I's their s. I's. Yeah. Yeah this movie an eight. Not a ten. No, not a ten. Why is it not? Why did it lose to you? It wasn't as good as I remember it being. And I think it's like coming in the realization of like,

oh, Christy Swanson isn't the person you want leading your movie. It's still fine. It's still great for me. It's still good. Yeah. Oh, look at me. I can act. I have a job as an actor. Look at me, I'm better than Christy Swanson.

Yeah. Katie. Alene. Our generous fans have asked us questions as requested. As requested. I'm going to go through a couple of these are quick. Okay. What's the right way to spell Katie and Alan and why is your way the best way? What?

If you're spelling my name, it's a double L-e-en. Oh, I love the saying the double-l-y-yeah. That's really cool. Fuck I wish I had a double letter in my name. And Katie is K-A-T-I-E. That's correct. Why is that the best way? Because it's the commonly accepted for Katie. K-A-T-Y is for children. I'm an adult now, call me Catherine. Just getting done. It's the best way because it's my fucking name. Yeah, I mean I don't feel like I need to defend it. Yeah, no. I mean I'm I'm a the third as well so I've th. I've th. I've the th. I've the the th. I've the the the th. I've the the the th. I've the th. I've the the the the the th. I've the the the the the the the the the th. I've th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. I need. I need. I need. I need. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I mean, I don't feel like I need to defend it. Yeah, no. I mean, I'm a the third as well, so I've got like lineage behind this spelling. Yeah, a lot of Delawarians.

Just three. And then also your son, Alan the fourth. You should get a dog in Neiman, Marshall, beep, the fourth. I would like that a lot. It's really funny. Can you do that soon? Can you make my joke into a reality for me? I was asking, Missy if we can get another dog and name them after a philosopher. I really want a dog name Albert Dogmoo. No, no, mine's so much funnier. I'm sorry that you think yours is. Here's another name question from a fan. Yeah, when is your next live show? I don't know. I don't know. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. the tthat you think yours is. Here's another question from a fan. Yeah. When is your next live show? I don't know. Yeah, you don't know that one. I don't know. I mean, should we? We're gonna have to do one at some point. I guess. It's so scary. It's so scary.

Also, like, what if everybody doesn't come because they already came to one, you know? Yeah, you guys have to tell us that everyone's going to come before we'll start doing this. Yeah, we're going to need RSVPs before we book it. But don't be weird and let us just just be chill. Be chill, but also just like 100% assure us that you will definitely be there and would never miss it for the world. That question was from Robert.girl. And this final question, when did you meet? And what made you realize that you get on so well? Oh.

Love Wolf Ambulance. Oh. That's from David Jenkins 557. David Jenkins 55. I think we met at the Guy Gax tribute game, right? I believe so. Which would have been 2008, I think we met at the Gygax tribute game, right? I believe so. Which would have been 2008, I think he died? Yeah.

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shitty period in my life and you were fucking amazing to me. I moved you. You moved me and you put me up for nights. Did I? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I slept at your to' a couple times. Oh yeah. Oh that was in your real sad face. See I blocked that out because I always just think of you as being happy Alan. But so you became family to me their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was th. I was th. I was thi, I was th. I was th. I was, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, tha, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the thi. the to-s thea. thea-s thea thea thea thea thea thea to-s to me at that point and that's when I knew that we could we could do whatever we wanted to do together yeah. I was very flatter that you asked me to do this because I didn't think I was very funny I was very funny. What? I know I know I said I was like oh I'm funny I'm a funny. I'm a funny. I thought I was going to be the funny guy. I am but you were fucking hilarious. No that I that I'm that I'm that I'm th. Oh no th. Oh th. Oh th. Oh I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm funny. I'm funny. I'm funny. I'm funny. I'm funny. I'm the funny. I'm the funny. I'm th. I'm th. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm funny. I'm funny. I'm funny. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the funny. I'm the funny. I'm the funny. I'm th. I'm the funny. I'm the funny. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the funny guy, god damn it. I just always thought, I was like, oh, I'm funny. I'm a funny guy. You're very funny. I am, but you were fucking hilarious. So it's like, no, you're so funny.

No, you're the funniest. No, you're the funniest. Oh, the funnest. Oh, the funnest. Oh, the to it. Slam dog. Kady. Alan. Do you remember what we're going to do next week? I wrote it down, hold on. Dream Warriors. We're doing Dream Warriors.

Did you forget? Were you really asking me? Nightmare in Elm Street? Three. Dream Warriors. They're all on shutter. So we've done a good nightmare on Elm Street, that being the first one, and a terrible one. The fifth one, I think, where the pregnancy episode? I am certainly not going to announce my pregnancy in this one. We're just going to announce that we have dreams. Dreams?

I don't really dream. Oh, really? A dream? I'm really, thrown. thrown. It's so weird. I like really, really rarely remember a dream. Oh wow, I wish I did. I have some really upsetting dreams that stick with me. Oh, buddy. It's fine.

Let's talk about it next week. Say we're gonna do Nightmare Nightingalm Street, three, Dream Warriors, get ready for me to fucking gush about docking. I love that. Oh, no. Strapping. It's time. We're going to be rocking. Yeah. With docking. Oh my god, please know. I'm so glad you can't drop it in. We don't own it. You can't do it. Can't be done. So you can find us on Facebook, Instagram, sometimes on Twitter, where all families and

Gmail.com, still working on YouTube stuff. We're gonna get a banner printed It's gonna be cool I love that we think everything we do is ridiculous and funny I think so I mean if we didn't why would we do it exactly I'm not doing anything for serious It's not my not my scene imagine if this podcast called a were wolf ambulance ambulance was serious I think that's why people like us is because we are not taking it serious no You, you know what I mean? Fun time. Yeah. Yeah, we're where their friends are hanging out with. Yeah. I don't know shit about shit. Let's talk about it. I'm listening. I'm Frasier. I'm Frazier. Yeah, yeah. Thanks for listening to another episode of World the Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. you