Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 242- A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

In this week's episode, we're back to the Freddy well for the third installment of the "A Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Dream Warriors" from 1987. Special topics for your consideration include: MOVIE PUNKS!, a new catchphrase for us, having to revise our opinions of Freddy Krueger, absolutely wonderful practical effects, a fiery debate about candy and the fact that neither of us can remember a single thing about "A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child" despite having covered it on this podcast.  Are you interested in that episode? It's 121. You can also go back and listen to one of our very first episodes to hear us talk about the original "Nightmare on Elm Street"-- it's Episode 4. Talk to us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us at [e-mail] and please do because we genuinely love reading your messages! You can also review our podcast on Apple Podcasts or on your favorite podcast app and honestly, we'd like that a lot.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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No, I could go back. Do you think it would hold up? Yeah, yeah, I've gone back not too long. I mean, if you're in the mood for Dawkin, yeah. Dockin gives you exactly what you're looking for. That's a reasonable thing to say. All super confident musicians. Sure. They had a little bit of a harder edge than a lot of those, like poison type bands. Sure. They didn't do ballads. Do they?

Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. What was like their big hit? Dream Warriors? Oh no, no, sirs. Yeah. It was, it was a big deal. thii. Yeah, this movie was a big deal. Oh, I mean it's got actors. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. One of my personal favorites is in this. Larry Fishburn? Larry Fishburn. Can I ask a question? Yes.

When did he become Lawrence? to the today? to Lawrence? After this movie. Boys in the Hood came out, which have been like two years later. Sure. Yeah, that sounds about right. Yeah. Yeah. I think going from Larry to Lawrence is a great move for him. For sure. Like Debbie Gibson. Deborah.

Debra, please have some perspective. Please. She's an adult now. Marcus Mark. Do you know that he was 16? 15 or 16 when he did apoclips now? I. Yeah, wow. So he's like 26 in this movie. Geez. You know, like he's like, yeah. He's still a young dude because he started so young. Yeah.

He's had such a long career. Yeah. And he's not on like a Stephen Root when he shows up in something, you're like, yeah. It like gives it some sort of almost like gravitas. this is a real fucking actor. Yeah. Unlike like Patricia th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thus thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thii's thi's thi's thi's thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th actor. Yeah. Unlike some of the other actors in this movie. Not Patricia Arquette, although she was still getting her legs under her, huh? In my memory, she was like the main star of this movie? Yeah. She's kind of not in

it a ton. Yeah, she doesn't have a lot of presents either, I feel. I like Patricia Arquette. Sure, who doesn't? But like some of the stuff, I mean, did you watch that Hulu show with the act where she is? No. Dede Blanchard, the woman who was like munch-housing her child, Gypsy Rose. She is really something in it, so. That sounds like something you would go a little extra for. You put a little, little...she's putting a lot extra. Yeah, yeah. So I guess what I'm saying is I appreciate that now she's putting in the effort, because it kind of felt like she wasn't in this movie.

It's true. There are some like, I think Terran is really great, the actress that plays Taren. But yeah, like some of the other ones are not quite up to snuff. What are we talking about? Oh, uh, and three. Yeah, only the odds. Boy, this is better than five. Holy Ghost.

I'm gonna come early on the podcast and make an apology for my review of one in episode four, Where the Wolf Ambulance. I came down a little hard on Freddy. Did you? For being Quippy? No? He's not that Quippy. No, he's scary. And in this one he's much quippier.

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Right. And it's like, that's the end. She's dead. Yeah. But it did so well that they did so well. But... Monies? It's a slasher movie and we can bring everyone back for infinity. And they do. Yeah. Are they still making these? One was the last one? Not that long ago.

And what, they did? The New Nightmare? that's like 1994. Right. And then they rebooted with, uh, what's his face from Bad News Bears playing Freddy? I don't know what that means. I'll just leave that out there. Yeah. It wasn't good. I watched it.

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oh no, about horror, I'm a horror guy. I know, it took us some time to settle in. That's true, yeah. I had to realize that being fun is better than knowing stuff. Yeah. I think that's a good rule for life. Yeah, you don't have to show how much you know. No, nobody cares. Literally, nobody cares. That's why you'll sing this podcast, because we know literally nothing.

I said that he wasn't a top tier of like the Jason Michael. Oh, yeah, I think I disagreed with that. Yeah, you did. Yeah, everyone should. I was wrong. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna be the better Fretty f better the better the better the better the better the better the better the better the better the better the I was wrong. Fortunately, like, nobody was listening to us back then to get confrontational about it. I remember there was pushback. It was some of the rare pushback early on about me being a dick about stuff. Oh damn. Which is fine, I should be told them I'm a dick. Well, speaking of opinions that are wrong, I kind of like New Nightmare. Did you see it? No. It's where Heather Langen Camp plays Heather Langen Camp and Freddy comes into the real world? Yeah. I like it. That's the movie they wanted, that West Craven wanted to do for this movie.

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Oh yeah. She was very slim, even while pregnant. Eleanor Roosevelt. Everything gets attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt. That bitch didn't say shit. Just kidding. She was a wonderful woman and said a lot of good things. I love that you just-

Including. Nothing tastes as good to skinny feels. If anyone ever says that to you, they are not your friend. I know away from them right now. They've also never had an ice cream sandwich? It's fucking hot? Oh my god. So delightful.

It's also funny that you just said bitch because it's used to such effect in this movie. I think that's probably why I said it is because most of my notes are just like Freddie quotes saying bitch over and over. Have you ever seen the character Scary Terry from Rick and Morty? No, I'm never going to look at Rick and Morty. Is that okay? It's a 100% okay. It's a Freddy like character that just says bitch constantly. That's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. And like there's a sea where he goes home and his wife asked him how his day was and he calls her a bitch and she's like out there. their thou. their thii. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thirty. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. to the. to the. the. the the the. the the the. the. the. thrererea. the. th. th. th. th like that in front of scary Brandon. I'm sorry. Scary Brandon. It's very funny. It's too comedic effect that he says like so much. When he writes, what does he come and get me, bitch on her stomach? For one brief and delightful second I thought he'd misspelled bitch and spelled a B-I-C-H and I was like, Freddie, you're a literate? And then I realized, no, it is me who was wrong. It was one delightful moment though. There was like a hesitation while he's carving it is T or C I can't. I never get this right. T before C except after D.

Oh scratching it out is sad. So Heather Langancapp is now a doctor of something. You know I was like man she's still a teenager I looked it up she's 23 which is now a doctor of something. You know, I was like, man, she's still a teenager. I looked at it up, she's 23, which is like a grad student age. She looks like a tiny baby, which I think is because we're so used to seeing people who are 25 play 15-year-olds, for it to see a 23 that we did the movie. Yeah. And there's a her Sister Dawn is in high school still and the actress is of high school age and everybody else is 35 and it looks absurd. That's absurd. She just looks she's at work. There's this girl who is making a paper machet house. the house.. Seems like a very normal thing to do. Sorry, go ahead.

A scary paper mache house. Oh, so she's got to thin out that glue. It's way too thick. Is that how you day coupage? Is that how you say that word? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yes to both.

I've done paper mishay. Damn. I like to get spooky. Where are they? It turns out if you don't let them dry properly, they rot? Oh no. They were great on Halloween. Yeah. That's like a pumpkin. A little jacklanter. It's true. It's just for the day.

Unlike what Target want you to believe, too. Let it ride, babies. Anyway, so it's of Heather Lang and Camp's house. Yes, or Nancy Thompson, as she is known in character. Call her by her name. And Patricia Arquette freaks out and her mom is very nice and kind. No. No, mom's been out partying. Mom's kind of get short shrift in these movies. I feel like Wes Craven's got a mom problem. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's, thii. I thiiii. I'm thi. I'm thi, thi, thi,'s kind of get short shrift in these movies. I feel like West Craven's got a mom problem. I mean, look at Scream.

Sure. Yeah. I think even like Last House on the left, there's some weird mom stuff in that, too. Of all the weird stuff in there, I don't know how that movie ends. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, it's fine. I don't need to know. Yeah, it's not for you. You know why? Because being fun is better than knowing things. So I don't need to know how that movie ends. If we don't put that a tote bag. I like, I can see it on a toat bag. Also, how do we not come up with that slogan during the Buffy the Vampire Slair episode? Oh my god, they didn't know anything.

So Patricia Hart has got to go to the psychiatric hospital where she meets up with a bunch of other kids who are also getting Freddied. Yes, because she falls asleep and we see her go into like the Freddy World Dream thing and he makes her slash her own wrist. Yeah. Which is how she ends up in the psychiatric hospital. This is one of those movies where everyone who's not heft to what's going on is actually doing the right thing. Like we have to sedate these children. We have to like help them, we have's actually happening, they're doing the exact opposite of what they should be doing, which is a really fun juxtaposition to like,

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You think there's heavy petting at the, uh, I don't remember what the institution is called. But also like no attention is paid to the fact that they all knew of this thing before they got there. Like why isn't anyone looking into that? I don't know how you would look into that, but like, why isn't anyone looking into it? I mean, as a people who could write psychiatric papers, so like, oh, we've got a group psychosis. Yeah, that's true th true th th true th th thru- thru- thru-I thru-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're thi, they're thi, they're thi, thi, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi.. This is fascinating. Yeah, that's true.

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Movie punk. I have a note that says, Terran is cool, and I realize that was 13-year-old me remembering her and going, Terran's cool. She is cool. She is cool. Yeah, yeah. And then the actress doesn't get anything. No, the blonde woman, no. And the marionette maker doesn't have any like superpowers in his dreams. No. His his. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the p his p his p the p the p th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th punk. thupup. thupun th, th punk, th punk, th punk, th punk th punk thu thu thu th punk th th th th punk th th th punk th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. M. M. I th. I th. I th. M. th. th. thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi thu thi thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu, no. No. And the marionette maker doesn't have any superpowers in his dreams. No, his puppets, why is he a puppet maker? Uh, you know. It's very like Charles Band. It's like baby Charles Band, don't you think?

I love that he's, yeah, I do for sure. Like I love that he's making them out of duct tape, too. He's not not allowed a a a not a allowed not a allowed not a that that he's not a that he's not a that he's not a that he's not a that he's not a lot that he's not a lot that he's not a lot that he's not a lot that he's not a lot that he's not that he's not that he's not that he's not that he's not that he's not that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's that he's not allowed to have any hard materials. And there's also a teenager who is mute but it turns out he actually isn't and at one point he has like a teardrop tattoo? Yeah where did it go? Where did it come from? Where did it come from tear drop tattoo? I was like oh he went mute because he saw someone he loved die and then got immediately got a tear drop tattoo and they went to... to to to to to the the the the same. to the same. to the same. to to the same the same. to the the he he he he he he he he he he he he he hea? hea-I hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hea hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ttau. ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And ttau. And he's ttau. Andtoo and they went to the psychiatric. Wait, is that what that means? I thought it meant you murdered somebody. I thought it had something to do with like you were sad that someone. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know from tattoos. I don't know. You should. You're a tattoo guy. I'm not a tattooed guy. I've got like D&D tattoos. No one's looking at me and going, oh, which click is he a member?

Hard time. They're all just kids that have dream time superpowers, some of them. Well, yeah, so they all have a thing that they're able to do in their dreams that they're not able to do in their waking times. Right. Do you have that? I don't dream, really? I often fly in my dreams. Damn! Are you happy to be flying or are you scared to be flying? Yes.

Cool. Yeah. Usually it's getting me out of situations and it's real uncomfortable talking about dreams. So I'm going to move on from the situation. You said in the last episode, I start talking about my own dreams. It's like, well, what it actually means is... Or it's just like when someone comes up to you and they're like, I had this dream last night and you're like, instantly just turn your brain off. You're like, a little bear riding a tricycle just goes around for a while.

But it's a tricycle of blood. But you were in the dream. And then I found $5. Yeah, what? But yeah, no, I often fly in my dreams. And I have a reoccurring nightmare where I'm running through a house that keeps getting smaller. Oh, you should turn around. Something's chasing me. Oh, you should kick its ass. I should. That's probably true.

Let me tell you how to manage your dreams better. Take hypnesil. That's why I don't dream. I take hypnissil. Which Neil has to look up and I felt like he should know what that is? I felt like he should know. Because the other doctor does when he brings it up to her, she's like, hypnacyl, no. But he's like looking in a database. Why does Heather Legantham? Why does Heather Leggin work? It seems like a bottle you keep on your nightstand. It seems like a nighttime medication. Just get a pill caddy. That way no one knows what your scripts are. That's a good idea.

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floor turns to tar. Yeah, and she's just running in place. Yeah. Holding that little skeleton baby. I occasionally, it's clearly a baby doll at that, but they didn't even bother. When I occasionally do dream, often it's I can't figure out how to work my cell phone, or I'm trying to run and I'm just like, bouncing? Oh wow.

In the air? But not like moving? Yeah, I'm just like... Oh, that would be so nerve-wrack. Yeah. It turns that we both have a lot of anxiety dreams. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we need hypno cell. I mean, sure.

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But like other people do that already, and you can just watch them on the TV. I don't know. I just don't think I need it. So then we start getting these group battles against Freddie, where we're seeing people's different techniques. So Nancy comes in and is like, no, they're all telling the truth. I know because I was part of this. And she's like, you're all the last children of Elm Street.

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Sure. Have you ever been hypnotized? No. Do you ever see it happen? No, at the county fair? Yeah, no, at the Wren fair I saw. Yes, I've seen it there too. You're a chicken?

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What the fuck, dude? Doing go jumps with no shoes on. I just just stepping on a pet, like a distortion pedal with no shoes on. That's disgusting to me. bruises right on the bottom of your feet? It's gross as hell. I tell you, I've said it a hundred times. Emo was fucking weird man. Oh yeah, but also just like that's a weird, that's a very weird section of it. Shoelessness. Sure, yeah, going into a room and crying about somebody's dad. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always a weird time. Somebody's dad? Who ever happens to be talking about the dad. Oh, th of th of the dad. Oh, th th th to th to their Chip, whoever happens to be talking about their dad at that morning. Oh my God.

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Tongues are very gross. You ever eaten tongue? Uh, I think so. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty delicious. Yeah. But, uh, watching someone get their wrists tied with tongue is pretty gross. This also brought back memories of Fantasm for me. Oh, oh. Because he was making out with Freddy. Oh, yeah. Just like that dude was making out with Angus Scrim.

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Yeah, he might have, I didn't write it down. But I love that like, Joey gets tied down to the bed on four corners with four tongues that are wagging the whole time. Yeah, they look great. The mattress drops out, and it's just a portal to fiery hell. Right. Yes. So cool. So cool. I love that they were just like rando skeletons throughout the whole. Yeah there's a lot

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Not sure why he didn't just take him to a church yard but okay. junkyard, churchyard, you know. You can't just dig a hole and put holy water in it. And like a crucifix you stole. He gave the priest's wallet and driver's license. Fucking Neil. Yeah. So, Nancy has to go find her dad to find out where the remains are. And he's drinking at Lil Nemo's a bar I

would absolutely love to drink in. I didn't even notice that. And he says to her, my baby come to see your daddy and I was like don't be a fucking creep John's accent it's not your role. Why is he so southern? I don't know he's so southern when he's drunk. I get really yinzy when I'm drunk. But that's your... But that's my roots. He looks great though. You know, I feel about John Saxon. I was gonna ask you about that. That's how I feel.

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that Neil throws John Saxon against the wall and that doesn't end up with him on his ass. Honestly. Honestly. Maybe I just have really high hopes for John Saxon, but like, yeah, you don't miss the John Saxon. So I had to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the. the. You don't miss with John's accent. So I had to look up where Heather Langenkamp is from, because she was giving me strong Zelda Rubenstein vibes. Oh, really? Her accent was like giving me that like, you're only a little bit. She's from Tulsa, Oklahoma.

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entire PTA., like it is so many people, it had been so many sets of parents who got together to do this. Yeah, and you had the sheriff involved, you can't just press-charted against him and arrest him. Well no no, he got off on a technicality. He had to trial and he got off on a technicality. Okay, I forgot that, okay. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. tho. thoe. the the the the. thoe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. th. the. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. toge. t answers it's shocking when that happens isn't it I have the note he unzips and we have titties ladies ladies and gents I wrote that note down was that he helped unzip the nurse's uniform oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh god those implants thi's thi thi the thi thi the thi thi the the thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they the the the the the the the the the the the the the-theat the the theyyy the the that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to He helped unzip the nurse's uniform. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Oh God those implants, those 80s implants. It's just so hard to look at. They are and yeah the tech just wasn't there yet. Mm-mm-mm. I also have the note those underpants are very unforgiving. No it's a very good thing that she was as fit as she was.

Like who doesn't wear a bra for your nurse job too? It's true. But a white thong on a workday? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Come on. A white thong ever? Yeah. No. Unless you know it's coming immediately back on. And we're changing the subject.

So we get to basically the final confrontation with Freddie. So Tarran, Kincaid, and Kristen. And Heather Liggin camp are all in the dream world. Right. And they're going after Freddie. And we see, I think, oh, and the kid in the wheelchair. Oh, the wizard. The wizard. He goes down pretty quickly.

He does, which is a bummer because he briefly has like electricity powers and he's fighting Friddy and then Fredie just... Yeah. Terran's death is definitely the saddest but also the funniest. You think it's funny. I think it's funny when her needle wounds are sucking for the needles. I found that to be very distressing. Oh really? Yes, I also found his syringe hands filled with blue liquid to be very gross.

But then after he kills her, he goes, oh what a rush. And I wondered, is that what Dee Snyder is referencing in Strangeland? Because remember we like piled on that and talked about it for a long time in that episode? I bet it is. I bet it's an homage. Yeah. In which case sorry we made so much fun of you D. Snyder but we really hit that joke a lot. I'm not sorry D. Snyder. It's fine. I'll apologize to Freddie but not to D. Snyder. That's reasonable. I just I think I I think I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi I thi thi thi thi thi thi th at th at th at th. I th. I th. I that's th th that's th. I'm that's th. I'm th. I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the to the to to to the the to to theeeeeeean to to to to the the to the the the the the the the to to Freddy but not to do Snyder. That's reasonable. I just I think I picture the little sucking mouse coin. Noom, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So she dies from Freddy overdose. What a rush. Mm-hmm. How does Kincaid get killed? I did not make a note for that. Does he? Does he get killed? I think he might live. Oh okay. I think he and Kristen. Right because the wizard gets killed. I think Terran might get killed. We never actually see her like fall to the ground. She just gets the water rush and he's gone. Kincaid lives. Okay. Yeah. Oh we forgot to bet to that Lawrence Fishburn, nay, Larry fishburn. Larry. It's just like an orderly, who is really nice to the kids. Yeah. He has like snippets of wisdom, I would say. Yeah, for sure.

But he also says that these kids have fucked up chromosomes, which I was like, hey guy? Like... It's because all the drugs their parents did. That's not how chromosomes work, even in this latest. Maybe in the 80s it did, I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th th th thi, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. It's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. th latest. Maybe in the 80s it did, I don't know. Yeah, so they bury Freddy's bones. And there's the end fight where he's like slowly fading and lights bursting out of him. After killing John Saxon, by throwing him on to like a sticky outy.

Yeah. In the junkyard. After throwing a car on his car. Yeah, right. That was just a dick move. Hey dog, I heard you like car, so I put a car on your car. That's a pimp my ride reference. You guys like that? You guys like that show? Is that just completely gone? I feel like there was like a flash moment where that existed now.

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I love that. You know, I do. Um, you know I do. You'd think he'd accidentally stabbed himself all the time. Real effort, lose his hands. You know he's gotta wipe with the other hand, like, how does he open a jar? I had a lot of thoughts about Freddie. Are they retractable? His clothes? No.

Okay, so how does he like eat peanut butter? It just takes the glove off. Oh, it's not his hand. It's really hard. It broke my arm once. Uh, I don't know that I have. Try it later, you'll see. Let me know how hard it is. My next note says, I hope to have a better turnout at my funeral.

So, you know, that's where I was during this movie. Sucks for me because I wouldn't have a dream power. I'd be in this just like holding a baseball bat. It's a pretty good dream powder. Powder. But I'll be as powerful as I am in real life with a baseball bat, which is to say, not good at a batting cage. But you've never used it to strike out another human being or a super natural creature. Not that you know of.

It's true. Ghost Saxon comes back to visit Nancy. It was Freddy all along. Note to self, never call your daughter princess. That's gross, don't do that. Nancy is dead funeral time. Nancy is dead funeral time. It's not a very graceful reveal of the nun being his mother, is it? It's a note I have.

Oh, I went with with with with with with with with with withthen as Neil is falling asleep with Nancy's Malaysian Dream Doll, my god, Juice Box Photograph and the paper machete house of Nancy's house. A little light comes on in the house and the opening notes of Dream Warrior by Dockenstar. Here are the things that bother me about that. One, it was never Nancy's house. It was Kristen's. She was the one building that. So did he take it away from Kristen?

Yeah, but it was of Nancy's house. I understand that. It was his girlfriend who died, Katie. Oh, I'm sorry. That's my only problem. Two, they really set this up for a sequel if they didn't want to do a sequel, the light turning on. So, that's my only problems. I wonder if that was like a, like West Craven was like, oh, all right, guys, I'm just gonna head out, we're done here and look, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, turn the light on.

I did like that though. I think that's a cool, uh a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot a shot. I don't know. They still haven't figured it out, have they? No. Not bearing his bones in hallowed ground. Not having his child? What the fuck was that movie about? I don't remember. I think he like imbued that child with powers and then the child used the powers against him? I don't remember because I was like pregnant and my brain didn't work. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And there was a baby Freddy, I remember that. There was a baby Freddy. That's cute.

I'm like a Freddie embryo. Yeah. Oh right, they do a sonogram and it's got a little did it have a claw hand? I hope so. I hope so. I think it was just like a little fleshy claw-a. Katie. Alan. Do you want to go to the ratings phase? Say it. No! I cannot look you in the eye and say that to you.

I would have taken it. Yes I do. Go. I loved this. This was so fun. Yeah. It's competently acted. I just feel like the images in this are so good.

Like the visuals are so good, the effects are so good. Like, watch it for that, if nothing else. I'm giving this an 8 and a half, because I really enjoyed it. I think this is the exact recipe for a good Freddie movie. For sure. Go for as many kills as you can get in there. Hot visuals, hot takes. Don't worry about the plot. It'll sort itself out eventually. Think of something called Hypnosil. Go with it. What did you say?

8.5? Yeah. Yeah, I love it, 8. Yeah. I really liked this movie. It was a lot of fun to watch it the other night. And I was just like, I've come around on Freddy. I watched this after I watched next week.

to a palette the Strangers. Yeah. 2008. Live Taylor. Taylor. A little movie that I like to call Empire Records too. A movie I like to call people who peaked in the 90s. Ouch. Take that former Felicity star. Yeah, when was that show? When was that show? 1998. Scott Speedman. Don't burn it all now, we need it for next week. Okay, I'll say it

again. That's gonna be my intro for next week. It's gonna say Scott Speedman. You can sink the two episodes up? Yeah. Except we're still talking so it's not gonna go all that well. Is there anything else you want to say to these people? I mean you can you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th. You can th thi to thi to to thi to to to to thi to to to to to to the to to to to the the to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. to the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to to to to to th. to's not going to go all that well. Uh, is there anything else you want to say to these people? I mean, you can find us on the internet. You can rate us wherever you'd like to rate us, I don't know. Yeah, go to that, uh, what is that? What is that? What do you use? I use podcast or public. from three days ago, so this is brand spank and new. It's from user Little Ricky.

Just listen. Katie and her friend Alan, Alan, Allalian, IDK. It's spelled wrong each time. Are great, you will wish they were your friends. My favorite horror related podcast. This podcast is so good, it makes House Party 1 look like House Party, too. Thank you, Little Ricky. I wish you were our friend too, because you're clearly very funny. I don't know what that means and I love it. Five stars. Thanks, Little Ricky.

Thanks, Little Ricky. Podkast Republic, get at us. Let's come back next week. We're going to talk about the strangers. Yeah. We might have a surprise for you next week. We might not. It depends. We actually don't know at this time. Yeah, we will let you know. We won't know when we record that episode either. Yep, yep, yep, you'll know if it happens.

Thanks for listening to another episode of We're Wolf Ambulance. It's very serious. Oh yeah, I didn't, yeah. Goodbye. Bitch! the the end of the today