Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 243- The Strangers (2008)

Episode Date: August 26, 2019

In this week's episode, we're discussing one of Allen's fears (home invasions) and one of Katie's fears (having peaked in the 1990s) with the 2008 film "The Strangers." Special topics for your consideration include: HAPPY REX MANNING DAY!, what happens when you watch this movie in your office and get startled, preparedness for a home invasion, why you should always bring extra smokes, why you should always put your shoes on and c'mon Scott Speedman. Want to get down with some other home invasion films? You may like Episode 40- "You're Next," Episode 86- "Hush" or Episode 109- "The Purge." Also, brand new this week, check out our YouTube channel. WE MADE A MOVIE! No we didn't, we made 6 minutes of video, but you know, it feels significant to us. Find us by searching for "Werewolf Ambulance" on YouTube.  Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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It's my first time. Yeah, OK. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh damn. Yeah. Okay. Talk to me about your feelings on it. So it's got Scott Speedman in it. I forgot I was going to open this episode by saying Scott Speedman. It didn't. You didn't. You didn't. It's got to be hard for them to sync up. Scott Speedman, Live Tyler. And then other than Glenn Howardton, no one I've ever heard of before. Dennis, I forgot Dennis was in this movie. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there are very few actors in this movie there, to be fair. For sure. Yeah.

I love the opening based on True Events. I love when people lie about that at the beginning of movies. It wasn't this just like basically about the Manson family murders? Basically, there was like a couple other murders that they were referencing. Yeah. Which, like, once you start like, you know, Texas chainsaw massacre is like Ed Gain and all that stuff, like, I'd rather you just lie and say it was based on stuff and don't tell me what you're basing it on, because then it becomes like, oh, that really died. Yeah, yeah. I mean this is not at all what happened in the Manson murders. No, no. But anyway, you hate the idea of a home invasion. This is a big scare for you. It's the only thing that still scares me. That's not true. In harm, it's like a horror

genre trope. I was gonna say like, what if a wolf was chasing you down the street? You'd be fucking pooping yourself. Yeah, th. the wolf. the wolf. the wolf. the wolf. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoom's, thoom's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo., but that's a lot less likely than someone breaking into my house to murder me. Strongly disagree. Wolves are getting pushed out of the wilderness. Are there wolves here? I don't know. Have wolves? Uh, coyotes. Uh, coyotes. Uh, not in, I don't think they're in city limits yet, but...

Yet? They're in Washington County. this shit. Including coyotes. I saw a coyote out of Tasador the other day having a coffee. His hair was perfect. Skinny jeans so tight. But they have to wear two pairs of skinny jeans. Let's discuss. So this is the tale of woe of James and Kristen on the night that James asked Kristen to marry him and she says a no. Here's a thing I don't think you should ask someone to marry you if you have not previously discussed getting married it should never be a shock a surprise fine but like to have to think about it, I think no one should get themselves into

that situation. Also, soo soups tacky to do it at somebody else's wedding. I strongly agree. Well, you're gonna steal their fucking day? Come on, buddy. Come on, Speedman. Come on. So the movie opens on Mormons.

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Missy told me, oh, rugables. I looked at it once. Now I fucking everything I look at is rugables. Hey, yeah, EMT's go check your Instagram. You got ads for ruggables. Yeah, sorry, wetell the 911 operator what county I'm in. Oh God, don't do that, Alexa. Alexa, Alexa.

Alexa! Jesus! Some people are so mad at us right now. Not people with a Google home, though. I don't have any of these things. And yet everything is still listening to me, except that 911 operator. So yeah, and then we cut to the worst night of Scott Speedman's life, because Lipp Tyler said, no. Yeah, and he'd already filled the home with rose petals, which is like kind of,

the thing about that is that like someone has to clean those up. When was he going to do it? There's a lot of rose petals. Yeah. And then she still gets in the bathtub with them. I was like, that's gosh. Don't you think? She still got into the bathtub after all that rust water came out too. Yeah, let it run. Also, this is supposed to be a summer home, right?

Yeah, yeah. And it's obviously Scott Speedman's childhood home. Or at least a home that they went to, yeah, when he was a child, yeah. But like, there was so much like, I don't know, I've never had a second house. No. Do you feel that with all your stuff as well? I don't know. But he does angrily check the mail which I liked when they first got there, which is like just a weird little thing of him, just like checking the mailbox and slamthen slamming it shut. Who's sending mail to your summer home? Yeah, I don't know. There's a lot that falls apart of the summer home aspect because it doesn't seem like it's in a summery place. I don't know. It's just like on the side of the road. Yeah. They pass a lake but go by for a while. Yeah, it seems like you can

get better property if you're Scott Sweden's parents. Especially with a big ass barn. What were they doing with the barn? Living in it? I'm using the radio? Who were they radioing? Why was there a radio in the barn? Are the radios in barns? I've never been in a barn? Yeah man, you're just gonna go out there and ham radioed up, talk to people, talk to truckers on the highways? Oh it was a recreational radio, not like a rescue. A ra, a thia. A, a rec radio. A, a r-a. A, a r-a. A, a r-a. A, a r-a. A, a r-a. A, a r-a, a r-a, a r-a, a re, a re, a re, a re, thi, thra, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thii, thaa. thi. in Radius. I'm fun. I don't know things. I hope someone gets that as a tattoo. Please don't. Please don't. Please, please, please, please don't.

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I think you should take those down. I never know when the fucking wet band is gonna begin. I just feel like somebody they're gonna slip. Hit me right in my teeth. Oh, sorry about the hot doorknob. There was a hot doorknob in last week's movie. I forgot to bring it up. Sorry. There was so much we forgot to bring up in last week's movie. Do you think he opened that door with a boner? Do you think he opened that door with a boner?

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Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of life choices that Live Tyler's made in this movie that I'm just not too familiar with. Well, she's very happy about that bridesmeatting, which I thought was a travesty. She's like, it makes me feel pretty. Does it? It's not very flattering. You're a beautiful woman. Also, yeah, you're fucking gorgeous. And you look terrible in it. Yeah, she does look way better in a flannel shirt and jeans.

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It's true. So cool. But then she does shit like leaning into a fireplace with her long hair dangling and I was like, what's you doing baby? What's you doing baby? Try in the ring on after he leaves. Why does she do that? Maybe I do love it. Maybe I to get to get to get to get to get. to get. to get. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. All th. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All, th. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all smoking. All, all smoking. All, all smoking. All, all, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All, all. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All. All, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the smoke. All the smoke. All the smoke. All the smoke. Smok. All the smoke. All the smoke. All the smoke. All the smoke on after he leaves. Why does she do that? Well, maybe, maybe I do love it. Maybe I do want to get married. Also, is she not allowed to talk about that volume? No, this is all she can muster.

Oh, yeah. Well, she's an elf. Also, if you have to that ring back off her finger. Oh man, why, I, like, him going out for cigarettes and leaving her behind, I understand, I guess the rationale being, he's upset. Yeah, you wanted to like clear his head, right? Yeah, but like, you gotta put that aside, because she unscrewed the fucking light bulbs on the front porch. But he's dumb. Okay. He's very dumb. He's very dumb. He's very dumb. He's very dumb. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Why. Why. to. to. to. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. He's to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. unscrewed the fucking light bulbs on the front porch. But he's dumb. Okay he's very dumb. He's Scott Speedman. He's Scott Speedman. Felicity's boyfriend. And then like Live Tyler goes to use her phone and the battery is dead. Flip phones have a battery life of forever. I don't buy for a moment that that battery was dead.

That's all. You don't think she wasted scrolling on Instagram? No. I don't recall ever charging my flip phone. You know, I just was. Yeah. Well, again, she ran out of smokes. She didn't charge your phone.

Why does he want to marry her anyway? She's very unreliable. She looks good in a pair of a jeans and a flannel. We're wearing the bootcut jeans for days. Another thing she does not do is put on shoes. Infuriating. Infuriating. There is no situation in which you feel you might have to run away from someone, I should put on shoes. Listen, somebody knocks on your door at four o'clock in the morning.

You're not gonna sleep, put on shoes. Right. That night is done. You've lost that night. You're staying up all night. She goes out several times before I realized that she didn't have shoes on. What were you doing? Gospit?

Speed, thii, thi. shoes on and she's like, nah. I'm good. I'm just like a, you know, Earth child. There's a real Natalie Merchant type. Hey, what are we just talking about that didn't wear? Natalie Merchant. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Also, how many bottles of champagne did Scott Pied's Speedman think they were going to go through? There was at least three in the house fuck, ring, rose petals, marriage proposal, fuck fest on champagne. Yeah, I mean he's not wrong. They might have been planning to stay there the whole weekend, I don't know. Yeah, put a couple bottles in the fridge. You don't have to leave them all out on ice around the house. Oh no, were they out on ice? Oh, Scott Speedman. Oh, Scott Speedman. So I will say like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like the, that's so wasteful. Ugh, Scott Speedman. So I will say, like, right up front, the first half hour, 40 minutes of this movie, super tense.

Yeah, super tense. I'm bugging out. Like, Missy was like, I don't like this. And I was like, yeah, no, that's good. I mean, yeah, neither do I. They're doing what they, theythey set out to do. Yeah. I feel like around the 40 minute mark, when he goes out to the barn, whenever that happens, yeah, it loses momentum. That's after Dennis comes and gets shot in the face. Okay. So let's talk about that. Yeah. So Dennis, as he will be known.

Sorry. Tennes. to be confused with Dennis with one end. Hi Dennis. You Darryl Hall and John Oates, man. You make my dreams come true. Can we get an answer for that? And we can bet a bum. We can bet a bum. So, that's my legal advice. Yeah. Keep in mind, fun.

No, nothing. We think you can bet a bum. So, you're gonna sue me for humming. Maybe. So, Glenn Howardin, Dennis, shows up because Scott Speedman has called him and been like, hey man, no, everything's Fubar. Please come get me. Yeah. And like, just come in the morning.

But, fucking, Glenn Howardton, good bud. It's like, you know what, I come in the morning. But, fucking Glenn Harrington, good bud. It's like, you know what? I'm out there. Let's do this. Yeah. I'm drunk driving to where you are. Yeah. On country roads. Wait, you were coming down on Saxon for it in the last episode. Oh, I'm not condoning it.

So, um, but he has the single-handedly most honest reaction to anything in this movie. What's that? He pulls up to the house, something flies through his window, he jumps out of the car and goes, the fuck? Yeah. Which is exactly what you would do. Yeah. However, he has his cell phone with him in the car, which we know because he has made a call. Yeah. We know his cell phone works. It looks like the house has been broken into when he gets there. Sure. Call the fucking cops. Don't just walk in. Call the fucking cops. Yeah, the car is smashed to shit. Yes, if I pull into your driveway and your car is smashed to shit, I'm on the phone with 911 telling them what county we're in. You know what I mean? Like, just no, no. You're not listening. What is the postal code?

I don't, one-five something, one five two something. Um. Do you have a sundial? I don't. I don't, sir. It's dark. When is it? Where am I?

Where am I? Um, I called you. Really sending up 9-11 operators. Sorry about that. It's a tough job I would never want to do it. God bless him for doing it. Someone called, I'd be like, oh my god! Who did what? Oh, I would never? Oh, I would never. God. I'd be like, oh my god! Who did what? You gotta get help! Man, that's literally why I'm calling you. Click! I'm running down.

Ooh, oh, I just got the worst phone call. Ooh, he's probably not going to make it. Oh, I love this character. You gotta laugh in the face of tragedy. Sorry. You're a little loopy right now. Yeah, it's been a long night. So, Glenn Harrington, Dennis, goes into the house. And he wisely grabs a metal pole.

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Yeah. Which is really great. It's really effective and adds to that like, you know, we're so relying on that now. Yeah. Like, even if you know, I have a phone line in my house and if that goes down,. Yeah, cell phones really ruin movies now. Yeah.

I think that's why everything is still set in the 80s. I know Rob got really mad about the Home Alone remake because he was like, the whole thing falls apart with cell phones. And it really does. It's like how every Seinfeld episode could have just been solved with the cell phone. Sure. Or a Post-it note., that's a bummer that like, it's a bummer that it loses that momentum and that terror factor, but I don't think you can maintain that for an entire movie. No, and it gets right into it too. That woman shows up at the door very early on, which it has to. You can't have these people just like sitting around being thi the the the in my memory of seeing it in the movie theater, I remember feeling very tense the entire time and also like I remembered a very scary scene in my mind of Live Taylor in a very

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I'm not going to watch that with you. I'm not going to watch that with you. And I was like, live Taylor. I have it stabs the Speedman, stabs the Tyler man. The Mormon kids come back. He said, the one, they pull over to them. They pull over to them and the kid goes, are you a sinner? Some sometimes. We're all fucking sinners, you little shit. Every religion teaches that, right?

Weird. Yeah, that's the ones that the Mormons are out there proselytizing for sure. For sure. Yeah, and that's when we get the, it'll I wanted him to yell yaha as they were going away. And you never see their faces, they take off their masks but we don't see them. Right. What do you think of that? I liked it. Did you like them? Yeah. Because it kept them as just like faceless murderers. Because even when she came to the door she was in total darkness and we never saw her The strangers pray at night. Oh, there's another one? Oh, no. When did that happen? A few years ago, I think? Oh my god. Did you watch it? No. No. No. This is not going to be a Poultergeist, Poultergeist two situation. Oh man. Back to Baxies. Or what did else? Puppetmaster? Why did we do that? That one was a lot more fun than Pouer Guys, Polder Guys 2. Yeah, Puppet Masters, fun.

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All right. What about? When I saw it in the movie theater 11 years ago, I was really scared. I thought it was a really scary movie. I was scared the whole way through. And when it ended, I was like, thrown, sure.

And I was scared to walk home. So I don't know if it was like having seen it before and knowing that it was going to do this thing where it's just going to be like them chasing her around a house basically. Yeah. But I didn't, or maybe it was watching it in my office, I don't know. But it did cause me to pee. I don't, I think it's I think it's it's it's it's th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I'm thi, I thi, I thi, I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, I'm going, I'm thi, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, to thi, if you haven't seen it. Sure. I'm going to give it a 6.5 as well. It's definitely trying, and it's definitely trying like in all the right ways. Like nobody gave up on this movie.

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For sure. Yeah. But I think that's knowing, you know, true crime type stuff that like, if you see your killer, You're done. You're done. And like, it's, so it's, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know what they could have done to make it better. That's why I don't make movies. I'm fun. I don't know nothing. Fun? I know nothing. I know literally nothing. Katie. Alan. I'd like to take you to a little place that we both like to call mail back. Yay! This is a email that we received from

Friend of the podcast, Rachel. Hi Rachel. She says, hi Katie and Alan. Hi Rachel. I already said it, I guess I'll say it again. I'm Rachel and I hail from Florida. I'm sorry Rachel. You're a swamp person. Just kidding, I'm sure you're great. She's not a swap person. She's a huge horror nerd and found our podcast last year. Oh. Since then I've gone back through old episodes and started from the beginning, sorry about that. Sorry about everything Alan said in episode four, a nightmare on Elm Street. And the theme song was a little long in the beginning, I apologize. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like why did we need 45 seconds of the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to theeeeeeeea. to. to. toeeeeeea. theeea. theeeea. thea. theme song? I wrote it, I was just so proud. Oh, it's good, it's very good.

But then you didn't add that shoo to it until later, too. That popped in later, yeah, I like that. It's been so much fun listening to the evolution of the podcast and so many amazing episodes. I just wanted to write and say what a delightful show you have, your humor and contagious laughter resonates with your listeners and personally makes my work date, gym day, and every day so much better. Oh Rachel, I'm sorry I called you a swamp person. Thank you for making such a wonderful show on my favorite subject. Cheasy fun, cheesy fun, nostalgic 80s and 90s horror. Sure there are some

70s and aughts thrown in there too. Done a lot of a lot of ot, sorry about that. There's a lot to make fun of. Oh yeah, it's just a content gold mine. But she goes on to give us some suggestions for movies and stuff and says all my best. Rachel. Oh Rachel, thank you so much. Thanks for reaching out and like you don't have to do that. It's so nice when people just like take a fucking minute to tell you they appreciate something because it really does make us feel awesome. Alan was having a shit day at work the day that we got that email and turned it around a little form. Yeah, it's nice to be nice. It's nice to be nice. It's better than knowing things I would say. I'm nice, fun, and I don't know anything. That's really cool. I like that a lot. And that's the kind of friends that everybody should everybody. thi that everybody. that everybody. that everybody. that everybody. that everybody. that everybody. that everybody. that everybody. and that's the kind of friends that everybody should have nice Fun fucking Dumb as a bag of wet hair I don't think you are that you just don't know facts I don't know facts either I know even fewer than you do

Well, I have a fact that I'd like to tell you. Yeah, we're doing another movie. What's it gonna be? It's gonna be the Tonny Catain vehicle, Witchboard. I'm so excited. Alan tried to pull this out a couple weeks ago, and I was like, how about we don't? How about we do Mandy instead? But here we are. Yeah, because I begged. He did beg.

I didn't make it, but he did. Because I think we're going to get to get to get to get to get to get to get thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I didn't thi. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't thi. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't thi. I didn't th. I didn't th. I didn't this. I didn't this. I didn't this. I didn't this. I didn't this. I this. I this. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I didn't to pull thi. I didn't to pull thi. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I didn't thi. I think what I'm hoping for is a mausoleum-like experience. Oh good, good, good, good. I don't think we're going to get quite there, but it's pretty fucking ridiculous. It's the same era, too, huh? Yeah, around the same time. And Tony contains voluminous hair is in this movie. I do love big hair. Yeah, you might know her as that.

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What the fuck do I know about it? I'm fun. I don't know. We'll post links in our social names. The thing is when you have a Gmail account, you like automatically have a YouTube account. So I just went in and changed our pictures. And I said, this is our account. I like it. So, I think, I don't know guys. I'm fun and nice and I don't know a damn thing.

Empty-headed. Just one lone hammer banging around to my head. It's actually like, the sad thing is too, it's like one of those little toy hammers that comes with a toy tool set. Sure. It's not even doing any damage. A toy set that never has any nails. No, why would they give you nails? It's all screws in. Is that not how you get screws in? I don't know these things. Uh, so yeah, keep it out after that. We'll post links in that stuff.

Maybe, maybe we will. We got to figure it out. We bought this 4 by 6 banner. Oh my God, you have to see this banner. You listening to another episode of WhereW Wolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. the