Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 244- Witchboard (1986)

Episode Date: September 2, 2019

Before we get into this week's episode, we just want to thank you all from the bottom of our hearts for the kind words on our first YouTube video. We (or at least I [Katie]) legit cried reading your comments. You are all fantastic and we are so lucky to have you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.   And onto this week's episode! We are returning to Allen's loves of both the mid-80s and hair metal with the 1986 film "Witchboard" starring Tawny Kitaen of Whitesnake video fame. Special topics for your consideration include: the proper pronunciation of ouija ("WEEEE-JAAAAAH!"), the concept of reaching across the veil and asking the dead the dumbest possible questions, waterbeds: what/why?, more inappropriate funereal headwear, and the high highs and low lows of 80s hair.  Some of our favorite episodes of this show covered movies that were released in 1986. Check out Episode 35- "Neon Maniacs," Episode 56- "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2," Episode 95- "April Fool's Day," Episode 174- "Chopping Mall" or perhaps our favorite of all, our live show, Episode 199- "Terrorvision." Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play another game and have a top important taste test. While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel! You can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5yIiBQ5w6X29GWgf-xb2fA Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an iTunes rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Can I read you my first note for this movie? Is this peak Alan? I think that it might be. I think this might be the most Allen movie that has ever existed. Oh really? There's a lot going on that I can see it would make you think that. It's all things you like. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. In an era that you love, Peek Alan. The era of the Whitesnake video. Yeah. What is Tani Kateane's deal? She's an actress. She's an actress. Was she an actress pre-White Snake? I believe so. Yeah, yeah. And then and after for sure she is still a

working actress. Her face looks hard to look at now. Oh. It's very inflated. Yeah, I mean, that plastic surgery business is a, it's a hell of a drug it seems, yeah. Tough drug. I just saw a picture of Perry Farrell. Oh no, what's he looking like? It looks like all of those people who have had too much plastic surgery. Stop putting things into your face. Yeah. Just let your face be your face.

Well, it's got to be, not to be a bummer, but like, it's got to be so to be so to be so to be so to be so to be so to be so to be so to be so hard to like get popular and be loved for being beautiful when you're young. Yeah. Like even Perry Forel, he was like a sexy dude. Yeah, he was a sexy dude, sure. And now he's like older and probably doesn't feel that way anymore and the rest of the world's like you're not that young sexy to anymore. But look, I'm made of plastic now. Yeah.

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I'm Katie. And this is Witchboard, starring James, Jim Moore. Why is that his name? They should have just named him Ruralger. Yeah, Rur. Everyone in the movie is like Mr. Morrow. Yeah, it's like they read the script script script script script script script script guess I'll just go for it. Is his name just peanut butter in my mouth? Because that's what it's gonna sound like. Jim, mwom-wom.

Whom. It's so weird. He is dating Linda. Mm-hmm. Tony Catain. Yeah. I don't know why she's spending so much time with their own, I guess. You think she should have stayed with Brandon? Uh, no. I think she should have gotten with Lloyd. This is fun.

Yeah, he is fun. He'll throw hatchets at you. That's funny, though. No, it isn't. That's never funny. So the movie opens up on the party in this beautiful house. Yes. And I was like, whose house is th th th th th th th th th tha th tha their their their their their their their their their thi? their thi? thi? thi? their thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. to. to. to. to. toee. toe. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. to. toe. th house is this supposed to be? Is the construction worker or the rich man? Who is rich for some reason? I think, and it was their apartment, right?

It was their apartment, yeah. And she is a student, so? And he's a construction worker. Yeah, they got rich monies. And it's a party that you havethe worst look. Above the year, baby. Oh, it's so creepy and like, child predatory. Don't you think? It's always, it's like, it's almost as off-footing as the person who doesn't have eyebrows. Yeah.

You stare at him for a while, you're like, what is this weird? This thing is weird. Oh, you just have those really high sideburns. I feel like a lot of looks come back and that one never has and there's a good goddamn reason for it. I mean I assume you're more aerodynamic. You swim faster. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Those Phelps have no no sideburns? Oh good question. To the internet. So we're at this party. Oh also you have to wear a suit. No sideburns. No people of color. No. Sir, this is the 80s.

They cannot come to a party with white people. Also, an acceptable look is a blousey button up with an open vest. Yeah, yeah. That's still an acceptable look. Sure. Yeah, just letting you know. I mean, you never know when a rentair is going to pop out. Generally I do, but I guess some people don't. What if you have to chant on the Blue Knight? I don't know what that means.

You know, in the big joustic competition in the renfair. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Brandon, who's an atheist, is somehow real into ghosts. Yeah, Brandon's whole stick is very confusing. Yeah. Because he's like a rich guy named Brandon in the 80s, driving a sports car. At one point he's like wearing a track suit, lightly unzipped, like a bad guy would. Sure.

Like a bad guy. Yeah, but he also has like deep and abiding knowledge of the spirit world and clearly is friendly with Zarabeth. Zarabeth. Zara Beth. So like what is his life? He also has the fluffiest mullet that's ever existed. Oh, it's so fluffy.

And he also is a terrible actor. Well, I mean, this is a film of terrible actors. There are two actors that I know from other things in this movie. Who's that? That would be Zarabath. Zara Beth you might know from Roadhouse. Yeah but I feel like she's been in a lot of TV shows. Yeah she did not bring her a game in this movie. And... I loved her so I strongly disagree with you, but okay. And the woman who was the landlady Mrs. Moses is Rosemary. Yeah.

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that it looks like another head on the back of her head. It's like 12 inches of hair. It's so much hair. It's also the same look she uses to get married to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get the to get the to get to get the to get the same look she uses to get married at the end of the film, spoilers. But I guess it's just her formal do. But when she comes back as, spoiler alert, evil taught it contained later on in the movie, her hair is fucking amazing. Fucking dope. She looks amazing. Yeah. Her hair is doing a lot of lifting. Yeah. Oh man, the 80s and hair. I mean, yes, we destroyed the ozone layer. All right. fi fine. th fine. th fine. th fine. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's thi's the the the the the the th. th. the the their is just is just is just is just is just is just is just. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to. to. too. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. toe. to ozone layer. All right, fine, climb off your high horse.

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And catch bees as you're walking around. That's how the bees got killed too. Those big ass hair. I mean, I'm nowhere supposed to be sorry about the bees or whatever, but I am deeply not sorry. Every once a while, I look at my high-schooled, my senior year pictures, like I have, it's everybody in the class. Yeah. And there is so much high lady hair, and dude hair, but more high lady hair. Yeah, a great time for high lady hair. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So at the yuppie party, they're gonna do the wiji board. Can I, wait, can I just talk about how Brandon talks about the weji board? Because she calls it a wijah. And he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, and he, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi,'s we, ja, from the French and German words for yes.

We, yeah, we, ja, we ja. No, that is literally not what you just said. Like, that's, that's so infuriating. And like, he had to upset it, and then they were like, that doesn't sound right, you know? We, ja, we, ja, no! That's like me being like, my name is a combination of two syllables. K-T. Kali.

No. I'm Caddy. Caddy. I also immediately have the note, maybe no one should love. Oh. Because she says I love you and he says, I know. And I was like, you do not deserve this woman's love It does he have a Huey Lewis flavor to you? He absolutely does. I mean he's good looking. He's just not good looking but his like it looks like his head got a little smaller than it should have been it there was just like something off

I like a tiny head boy I'm a small headed man It's one of my favorite blues songs. But like, he does like, he's got like, I think it's the hair that gives him like a Huey Lewis flavor. I think so too. And I was just like, really, Tony? Because you're going to end up with David Coverdale. Who's that?

That's the lead singer of a white steak. Oh, I didn't know that. They were married for like three years. Oh boy. I'm sure it was tumultuous. I'm sure it was, no, I'm sure it was built on mutual love and respect. And dancing on Jaguars. Yeah. Jaguar. I feel like, I thing is that Dawkin, people probably don't know that hit, but everybody knows the White Snake hit.

Sure. Yeah. Yeah. And I would say drop it in here, but we can't. No. Just imagine us saying it. They have to do the wijur board in a way that I've never seen a wijur board done before. Where you have to to to to and you've got to not have any alcohol or cigarettes in you. Yeah, that was weird, right? It was just like, I want to touch her knee. Yeah, you're sober knees. And she's like, I want you to touch my knee. With my gross ass nails and your gross ass turquoise ring. Oh, it's so round. Oh, I hate a turquoise ring. Where are we coming down on her nails? They're so long and cokey. There's still, but like everything you do, everything you touch

is going to get in under that nail, you know? Like, it's just a bacteria haven. Don't you think? This is where I have the note. Brenda is smooth. No, he's not. He is absolutely not. He does have a vanity plate of his last name, though. Sinclair. Did not notice that?

I liked it. What a jag. Yeah. So they go to talk to David, who's the spirit of a 10-year-old boy, who died 30 years ago. Oh 30 years? Mm-hmm. I miss that. Okay, yeah. David doesn't show up though. At first, somebody else who says that he's eight years old. And I love that Brandon goes, okay, goodbye. Yeah. Okay, bye-bye. I only speak to David. I won't be lied to.

His relationship with David is a little weird, right? A little... Never mind. It's not going to be okay. It's not going to be okay, so I'm just not going to say it. Reincarnation. They all say that. What the fuck?

That, like, a weird question about returning to the living. Why would that be the first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first the first that be the first thing you asked and also can you choose your own parents? That is so good. Why would you ask that? Just to get a dig at Jim when what's wrong Jim you said that you chose the parents you chose? They were alcoholics. What fuck Brandon he didn't mean from that to happen? I know and then Linda takes it out on Jim? She's like this is my furious.. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th thus, thus, thus, thus, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can thi, can, can, can thi, can tho, can tho, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, can thi, can thi, can thi, thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to happen. I know. And then, Linda takes it out on Jim. She's like, this is my furious face. And it doesn't look furious at all.

So they end up pissing off David or somebody. And all four tires on Brandon Sinclair's car explodes. And the best character in this movie, Lloyd goes, oh, multiple sadnesses. Lloyd should have gotten so many more lines. I was like, what are you doing? Are we cashing in on an Encino man early? What is happening here? He's a pre-Polly Shore, and I love that. Multiple sadnesses. Multiple sadnesses. Meat group! Oh, I fucking love the dirtbag dudes. The one guy that's terrified of Jim. Yeah.

But Lloyd also does a thing that you know I'm not that into. Hmm. Danglier. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on a thing that you know I'm not that into. Dangly earring. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. On a construction site, too. Come on. I thought of you the other night where I was at Skulfest and there were so many dangly. I bet that was a dangly earring.

So many dangly. So many dangly. You gotta get down with the note backing you up that she gets furious with Jim and then like, but then she agrees that Jim's the aggrieved party. I was like, but no, he's still a dickhead. They were both dickheads. Yeah. That's the thing, maybe just find another man who isn't either of these two.

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which is not being proved. Uh, uh, huh. Lloyd and Jem were joking around talking about their lives. Telling, this is where he divulges that him and Brandon used to be best buds. Yeah. Do you think Lloyd was jelly? No, Lloyd didn't give it, he was fucking blasted out of his mind. I love Lloyd. Multiple sadnesses.

So they go to have their lunch, you know, the whistle, you know, the whistle just started work, so they're going to have lunch now. Maybe it's the lunch whistle. I don't know, because my job doesn't blow a whistle. We live in Pittsburgh. What was the last time you heard any whistle? Just when someone's being rude on the street, generally. Yeah, yeah. Keep your whistles to yourself, fellas.

Yeah. go and eat under drywall. Mm-hmm. Suspended above them. This movie is a just a series of bad choices. Yeah. And the drywall falls and crushes Lloyd to death. I was shocked. I was shocked. It took you back? I loved it. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I was shocked because Jim starts ripping the drywall off of Lloyd as you would do. And he's like, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the th he's like, oh no Lloyd and jumps on the drywall that's on Lloyd's chest. Lloyd was alive when he did that. He, that may have been what killed him. He spurted blood when he jumped on him. Yeah.

Oh, poor Lloyd. Oh my god, I fucking hate Jim. He's the worst. There's no one to root for in this movie. Oh no, no, no, other than Rosemary. You want her house to stay intact. And it doesn't, and then she has to fuck, okay, we'll get to that. Her cleaning it up made me very upset. So while he's at work, losing his best friend. His replacement, Brandon, if you will.

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Sure, nothing strengthens a relationship like a baby. Like dropping a baby bomb in your relationship. Oh my God. Oh my God, again, series of poor decisions. Yeah, just stop chatting with David and all of this goes away. Is this a parable about the future internet to come? You never know who you're talking to on the other side of the screen slash Weja board. We, yeah, yeah, we ja, we ja.

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You grow that's They pour water out. Yeah, it makes sense. It's a drain. For everyone who's using a, unscrewing a U-joint, have a bucket underneath of it. I also am shocked that she knew how to do that, because I feel like I am more handy than Linda. And I would be like, well, I don't know how then I'll look it up on YouTube. Jim comes home, he's a dick. Yeah, she swears at him, which she never does. It's so uncomfortable when she's like, fuck! Hold on, let me take that again. Fack! Now I'm gonna get it.

That's not it. One more time? Look! There it is. Good work, Tani. But she goes down, because she's not feeling not feeling to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to to the to to the the to to the to the to to to the to the to to feeling well, so she goes down to lay on the waterbed. They have a fucking waterbed. No wonder she feels sick. She's seasick.

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No bed. Yeah, right. Oh, I'm sorry. That's your bath. So Lloyd is dead. They go to Lloyd's funeral and continuing on from our Dream Warrior episode, Tony Coutaine is wearing the most inappropriate hat to this funeral. What is it with them? What is going on? No, it is not a good look. It's not a good look. She looks like a backup dancer in Morris Day and the Time.

Things people know. If y'all don't know Jungle Love, go on YouTube, watch that video. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, yeah, it's good song. What the fuck puts on their baby fador to go to a funeral? I don't know. I guess it's from a different time when you had to wear a hat in church. I don't know. Maybe it's because Lloyd was a jokester.

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Nangomah has really been freaked. Yeah. Uh, huh. So just escalating at this point, right? So Brandon goes to see Jim at the construction site, which I think is a very pivotal scene. Because first of all, I'm obsessed with Jim's yellow Puma shirt and I want it badly. So if anyone finds one on the internet, can you please send it to me? That is a dope 80ies look.

And he, Brandon is talking to Jim about how... How Linda has become so obsessed with the Weechaboard. Yep. But we have not seen her be obsessed with it. She's used it a couple times. She swore at him. But like I feel like this is a thing that we see in horror movies a lot where we're told that a woman is like becoming very obsessed with something, but we don't actually see it. We just hear men telling us about it. Yeah, for sure. Well she's got progressive entrapment. Progressive entrapment. Stop they say it so many I was like stop fucking saying progressive entrapment. Jim it's progressive entrapment. What does that mean?

They're gonna lock you into an insurance rate that you're not happy with. I know when you just keep saying it over and over and like being like progressive entrapment. Progressive entrapment. It doesn't work if you just keep saying it like you're not going to change my opinion about this. Damn it, Jim, I'm serious. Progressive entrapment. Then the phone rings at the construction site, oh no, Linda's been scared. But it's the landlady making the call, even though Linda's sitting next to her on the couch. Why didn't she make the call? She was too scared.

That's ridiculous. You never did so scared to get you the phone? If I could walk to my landlady's apartment and give her the phone number to call, I think I could make the call. You had to have like your landlady introduce you like your hype man. It's very weird. Put your hands up everybody. It's Linda. She's scared shitless.

Look at that hair. So much hair. Oh, this is also where he refills to Brandon that she's pregnant. Dude, she's pregnant. That's why she's acting like a maniac. Pregnancy is practically insanity. Jim. Jim. Jim. You're gonna be a great dad, Jim. Also the whole thing about Jim never crying. I've known him since he was a child. He's never cried. So? I'm not crying around you either, Brandon. You're just going to keep saying progressive and trapping at me. Honestly. But when you tell someone you love them and they say I know, you should kick their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thir thir thir thi thi their their their thi. thi. th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their their their their their the. their thi. to keep saying progressive and trapping at me. Honestly. But when you tell someone you love them and they say

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I know. Gross. Yeah I mean it's that gross 80s thing of like you're too tough to have feelings. Gross. Yeah I ain't got time to bleed, pain don't hurt, all that bullshit. You do have time to bleed and pain does hurt. It does. Speaking of pain don't hurt. Yeah. Let's talk about the medium. I love her and I'm really weirded out and disappointed by the fact that you don't like Zara Beth. She is first of all. She's so extra. Her haircut is amazing. She looks great. Her glasses are great. All for clanking accessories are great. She's wearing a denim jacket but of the puffy denim variety. There's a lot a lot of shoulder. Sure. The flaps on the front where the pockets are are covered in

just other buttons. Just other buttons. Just buttons. Just buttons in case she blows a button she's got another button. Right. The back of it is 12 inches of fringe. Yeah. With beads or something. With big beads hanging up that are just banging into every piece of furniture in the house. I love it. And her affectation is just to walk in and go, oh! Yes, she's Krusty the clown and I love her for it because nobody else is really trying that hard. She just keeps saying dumb shit and then going, psychic humor. I thought they were funny. I liked her. I thought she was the best part of this movie next to loy th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I then going, psychic humor. I thought they were funny. I liked her. I thought she was the best part of this movie next to Lloyd.

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When you, ropes and thim balsa wood sticks are very unreliable. Super unreliable. No, fucking idiots. So, after the sands gets ruined, Zara Beth is like, yeah, I gotta go home. Makes another psychic joke. And then she gets like, real serious, and she's like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, is that, is that, is that's that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that, is that home. Makes another psychic joke. And then she gets like real serious and she's like, do you know what Malfa Taurus? And Brandon goes, it's Portuguese for evil. How do you fucking know that, Brandon.

Oh my god, yeah. Brandon, it is better to be fun than to know a thing. Brandon is no fucking fun. Oh God, no, the antithesis of. He could not hang with us. When they're laughing earlier later in the movie, I'm just like, that does not fit on you, buddy. No, I don't like it. Please stop laughing. Stop having any sort of joy because it's not for you.

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1987 lock it. Yeah. Tata for now. Tata for now. Um, but that death is really fun because like, she like hits the sundial and then kind of has to like, uh, again to go down. Yeah. Oh man, he says progressive entrapment a few more times. This is where I have the note that says stop saying progressive entrapment. And to. And to the to the th. And to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to th. thi. the. to to to to to lock it to lock it to lock it to lock it lock it lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. Lock it. to lock. to lock. to lock. to lock. tot it. tot. tot. tot. tot. tot. tot. tot. t. tot. t. tot. t. tot. tot. tot. tot. tot. th. tot. tot. the tot. tape. tot. tape. tot. tape. tot. tot. tot. tot. tot. tot. tot.ment a few more times. This is where I have the note that says stop saying progressive entrapment. And then what is Brandon's life? And then Brandon is so bad at emoting. Well, so is Jim. So is Tony. Yeah. When Jim later on in the movie cries, you're like, oh, that's why you don't. Yeah, I wouldn't either if it looks like that. I've heard about this ugly ugly this ugly this ugly this ugly this ugly this ugly this ugly th ugly th ugly ugly th ugly ugly th ugly th ugly ugly th ugly th th th th th th th th th thoooooooo- the ugly thoooooooooooooomky that that that too- tho- tooom. too looks like that. I've heard about this ugly cry that the people do.

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Like, okay. Which does lead me to my favorite note that I took during the movie, which was later when Linda goes out to retrieve the wijyboard. And I said she's like some sort of fucked up a cult raccoon. Also she's not pregnant. How do you find that out now? I think so. I think that happens. No, not until she gets hurt. When she gets slammed against the wall. Oh, that's right. They go back, yeah, they go to the house and she's being tossed around the house. Yeah, which is just Tottie contained throwing herself back and forth a little bit. Yeah, it's silly. And then like like the like the cop like the cop like the cop like the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop the cop. the cop. the cop. the cop, the cop, the cop, the cop is just, the cop is just, th. to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. thooooooooooo. I. I. I. I. to. th. I. th. to. th. to. th. to. it's silly. And then like the the cop is

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They get find John and Betty. Who are David's parents in the phone book. Yes, let's go find the dead child's parents. But I didn't realize that he had been dead for 30 years, so I guess that's okay. Yeah. Still probably don't want to talk about it. No. Um.

She did these two fucking jag holes. Oh, tiny face and fluffy hair. Get the fuck out of my house. My hole, all of my notes just refer to them as like dick bag, dill hole, dipwad, you know. Ooh, tipwad is a classic. That's a good one. Thank you. So while they're doing this, we have our B story of Linda having a dream where she's in the hospital, and her silk robe is there, which I was very excited. I like that robe.

You know I like that robe. You fuck around with ropes? Yeah. Oh yeah? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I'm not classy? You think I'm not a class act? I mean, I'm a, I'm just walking around my style. Oh man. Wake up, put your robe on. You are fancy. I know.

Call down for room service? Extremely not fancy. So she's having this dream sequence, where she gets decapitated by Carlos Malfitour. Malfetor. I love it because it just lightly lops her head off. Yeah, just... And her hands go up. E! E! E!

So then we cut to Diffwod and Fartnuckle going to do their wyboarding on a dock because they found out that John and Betty are dead tonight I need to talk to the dead again. Yeah. Next to a pile, not... They've bought a new wija board, but it's in like a sack. And it's like Wanda's Wunderment or something. Yeah, but it's in literally a velvet sack. Yeah, you gotta keep him nice. You ain't got no sack. And the pile the pile the pile? That's all I'm saying. They'd put her right back out on the ice. Yeah. I have had mild concussions. I got arrested. Let me go home. Pro tip, if you get a concussion committing a crime, it's still a crime. You can't concuss your way out of that. No, you can't.

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I'm sorry, what was that? That was my share impression. Do you believe? That's a great jam. It is strongly not. It's a great jam. Let's put that fucker on, go on a run. Walk by Armands.

And sometimes it's just blasting. The barrels fall down. No one has suspected this was going to happen. No. Even though I have the note, you stupid's move, right. It knocks, branded into the water, and then he gets hatcheted in his fucking face. I loved that. I loved him getting hatcheted in his fucking face. I loved that when he comes out of the water later, the wound is in the wrong spot. And th. And th. And th. And to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. the the the th. the the th. the the the the th. the the th. th. th. th. thu. the. the. the. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. theea. the. the. th out of the water later the wound is in the wrong spot. Yep. And also like how that dead body grabbing Jim it grabs him. Then Jim's like I can cry Brandon's death was all worth it. Uh. Jim's all alone. This is what he gets for being a jerk. He is a jerk. He sucks. Then we see Tani Catain just marching through the backyard to get the

Wigebord out of the fucking trash can like, good thing you didn't put it anywhere secure, you know? Good thing you didn't destroy it. Good thing you just like, ugh, Jim. Not only are you stupid, but you're stupid, you know. Oh, super stupid. Did you watch this with subtitles? Uh, I believe I did. Did you get the subtitle, ghost moans? No, maybe I missed it. Oh, that's so good. Who was ghost moaning?

I don't know. There were just like moans in the background and said ghost moans. Grace mined. So this was, it turns out that that that that that that that the house they lived in was car carlos Melfitors He was a mass murderer and he murdered people in this house and now he's gonna kill Everybody because reasons mm-hmm because he mad he evil good when they Jim comes back to the house and for some reason Tony Catane is dressed like Annie Hall and waiting for him. But you're skipping the part where she's like playing with the wigeboard and she goes,

you bastard. And then she's like, I'm gonna take off all my clothes. Oh, when she takes the shower? Yeah. She's like so upset that there's some, maybe some sort of bad thing going on. Then she's like, well, I guess I'll just I'll just I'll just I'll just I'llthis movie, they're like, Bob, no titties? Yeah. Well, I guess we'll have an uncomfortable shower scene. I have a note, I didn't think we were going to get through this without seeing Tony Cotain's boobs, but I was surprised by Bush. Oh yeah. I was surprised that she punched her way to that. Oh, they. Oh, to be. Oh, to be. Oh, they. Oh, to be s s s s s s s. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thea, thea, thea, thea, thee. thee. the's thee. thee. thee, thea, thea, thea, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, the's the's the's the's the's the's ti. No, the's ti. No, ti. ti. B.'s smart. Yeah. Cotain knows how to get out of the situation. Well, she's a mad student.

Allegedly. Oh my god. So the house is wrecked. She's dressed like Annie Hall. Why is she wearing a suit? Is she supposed to be Malfetor? Is that like, oh, I wore a suit, you wear a suit. I guess. Maybe she's having another party where you have to wear a suit. It's weird that the landlady doesn't catch that the house is being trashed, too. Because like she caught that Linda was scared earlier. Yeah, yeah, there was a loud noise and she came and knocked on the door earlier. Now it looks like 12 cats have gotten pissed off and a house. Yeah. There's all these scratches in the wallpaper. Ah, so she attacks Jim, she attacks the detective. She looks gorgeous. Her hair is so teased out. It looks amazing. And she kind of has like more of a bang thing happening now, which I think is very flattering for her face.

A layered look going on, yeah. Can I ask a question? I have a note that I don't know what it means. Okay. Stab a demon in the butt? Stab a demon in the butt? Do not have any butt stab a demon in the butt. No, I don't know. Well, stab a demon in the butt I guess. I do have the, uh, you haven't figured it out yet? You're the portal, James. But he wasn't, she was. No, I don't know. Well, I. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. Well. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. thea. thea. thea. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the butt, I guess. I do have the, uh, you haven't figured it out yet? You're the portal, James. But he wasn't, she was, right? I thought the board was the whole time. Oh yeah. Because he shoots the wigi board. The last shot of him falling out the window there is just...

So good. What were they doing there? Just a s-mo, it wasn't a nod to the omen when the mom falls off the railing, and there's that beautiful shot of the fishbowl and her. I think it was a nod, what we're doing a nod here? You think so? No, I don't think it was just a shitty looking and falling out of a window. It was silly. Because they cut right before he hits the car that he's falling on top of. Right. And then it goes

to a church and I was, I think you're supposed to think it's a funeral. Yeah. And I was immediately like, ooh, ooh, please don't be a wedding. And then we see the true horror of this movie. They get married. No those bridesmaids to their th, th, th, th, their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their-a, their, their, their, their, thr-a, thrides, thrides, thr-a, thr-a, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thr-s, their, thr-s, their, their, throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. thr-a, th No, those bridesmaid dresses. Oh, God, I didn't even notice because I was so grossed out by them getting married. They had six-inch tassels at the bottom of them. Hell yeah, so do the bridesmaids in my wedding. Are they really? No. I didn't have a bridesmaids, yeah.

Actually, two days ago, it's um, I was like, oh, another Alan facial hair look. I went through my Confederate general phase. It's a very much a Confederate general phase, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The lemmy, I believe the kids call that. Even with that's the beard connector too? Yeah, okay, I didn't know. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the the the the the the the that's the the that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their tha. theared. theared. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. that's a thea. thea. Yeah. that. And that is the, see, the wedding, he's got a neck brace on, and that's the end of the fucking movie. There's one last shot. What is it? It's the board going to...

No, it's not. It's a close-up of the word yes, and then the planchet just spinning over to it. I wrote, oh my Boy, what a film. Katie. Alan. Katie, would you like to go, I'm moving the planchette, I'm moving the planchet. Would you like to go to the ratings phase? No.

Sure. You want to go ahead? You want to desperately to do this movie. This movie is absurd. It's so silly. It's so quintessentially 80s. Plot, plop, plop, plop, plop, we'll get that later. It'll figure itself out in the wash.

It's fun. It's a fun movie. It's goofy. I'm gonna give this a solid six. You can't go wrong watching it, but I'm not strongly suggesting that you watch it. To be fair, you strongly suggested that I watch it because you wanted to do it a couple weeks ago and I said, maybe let's do something else. And then you were like, but what if we do which board now? I was afraid it was going to go away from prime before we got to see it. Well, I got to see it. And I to see it to see it. to see it. to see it. to see it. to see it. to see it. to see it. to see it. I to see it. I to see it. I to see it. I'm, to see it. I'm, to to to to to to to to to th. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, th. I'm, tho. I'm, tho. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm thr. I'm to to to to to to to to try. I'm to try. I'm to to to to to to thro. I'm throwne. I'm thr. I got to see it, and I have to say, it was exactly what I thought it was going to be.

And I do think it's peak Allen, so I can't give it a low score because of that. But it is very bad, it is very stupid, and the acting is terrible. There's no plot. The effects aren't great. And most of the subplot is about a man who can't cry. So I'm going to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, so I'm to to th th th th th th th. th. th th. th th. th th th th. th th. th th. th. th th th. th th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to thi. thi, thi, to thi. to to that to that that to that that that to to to to to to to that that to to thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. So, so I th say, I know. Ah, fuck it, it's also a six. And the reason I say that is because it's very much you in a movie. It's just my hair. Just my flowing tonicatene hair.

Do we mention that this is directed by Kevin Tenney, who's also the director of Night of the Demons? No? They quickly put in lipstick in her nipple. Oh, fuck that movie. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Iipple. Oh, fuck that movie. I was going to say, I've never seen that. But then I remember when we did it, I was like, I've never seen this, and then I was like, when she put the lipstick in her nipple. I was like, oh yeah, I've seen this.

That movie, that movie. I'm like, you do not have object perman Same with Prince of Darkness. It comes up and I'm like, I don't know that one. Oh, that one. You know, Satan, Math, those two things. Oh, Green ooze? My. God, I love that movie. I know that movie. I know you do because we talked about it on this podcast. So we've done Night of the Demons on this podcast. A movie I documentation that you've seen. I know. There's probably an hour of me talking about it. Katie.

Alan. I'd like to take you to a little place. I like to call. Mail bag. Take me there. This is from Greg N. On Facebook. I'm sick and re-listing to some old episodes

since they always hold up and you too brighten a bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright bright to brighten to brighten to brighten to brighten to brighten to brighten to brighten to to to to to the to to the to the to their to to some old episodes since they always hold up and YouTube brighten a day with a lot of snot. Oh my god. Are we the no no he's got a lot of time. In the past keeping my spirits up when I'm buried buried buried buried. Where are you from? When I'm buried under a yeah. Ona. Would have been a job for favorite old movies. I think I watched Gremlins last time and recalled drifting in and out of a Benadryl Hayes while watching Alien in High School. Nice. Anyway do you two have any favorite movies scary or otherwise that you find yourself coming back to when you're under the weather? Oh that's such a good question. Thanks Yins. Thanks Katie. First of all I hope you're feeling better. Yeah Greg and thank you for writing in to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the. tri. tri. tri. tri. tri. trim. trim. trim. trim. trim. trim. trim. th. th. th. th. Thanks. Katie. First of all, I hope you're feeling better. Yeah,

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