Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 246- Dead Alive (Braindead) (1992)

Episode Date: September 16, 2019

In this week's episode, we cave to a bit of EMT pressure and cover the 1992 Peter Jackson gorefest "Dead Alive" aka "Braindead." Special topics for your consideration include: the most requested film in a very short period of time, our respective thresholds for being completely grossed out, basing one's relationships on messages from tarot cards, cutie lil zombie baby, and the joy of kung fu priests.  Are you into gross stuff? Yeah, I bet you are, grosso! Check out our Hellraiser series with the original (Episode 51) and "Hellraiser II: Hellbound" (Episode 205) or maybe something even worse: Episode 181- "Tusk." Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we have a snack, write a song and do some bonus Mailbags! While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5yIiBQ5w6X29GWgf-xb2fA Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us an Apple Podcasts rating and review. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

So like this is what people want us to watch? This is what people want us to see. I mean, I get why. But, oh boy. I still want us to watch. This is what people want us to see. I mean, I get why. But, oh boy. I still want to know if it was people or person. Just like one person made of a bunch of social media accounts on different platforms and inundated us in the course of a week. Either one I love. Sure. Like if you're that dedicated to this that you spent your time doing that?

Yeah, I either love you or I'm terrified of you. Yeah, a little bit of both I think it's a bit like an abusive abusive relationship relationship thus abusive abusive abusive abusive abusive abusive abusive thusi abusive like I th abusive like I th abusive like I th abusive like I th abusive like I th abusive like I th abusive like I th abusive like I th abusive like I think. I think it's a bit like an abusive relationship in that way. I don't like this person anymore. No, no, no. So we're doing Dead Alive, aka Brain Dead, from 1992. Because a bunch of you asked us to, over a very short period of time, we thought there must be something to it. Yeah, there wasn't, it's not like it's any anniversary, the 27th year anniversary. No, it's a big one for th th for Dead Alive. Oh boy. This is a Peter Jackson film. Are you familiar with any of his other work? I think he did the Lord of the Rings movies. In what way? Oh man, did you know that he did like gross out gore movies? Yeah. He did more than just this? Oh yeah, there's a famous movie called Bad Taste that he did that like they shot over multiple years and you can see him age through the movie. Oh boy like boyhood but shitty.

Or like boyhood that I'd watch. Yeah fair. Did you watch boyhood? No. I didn't feel like that was for me. No. That seems like something like, I'm going to do this thing. You go do that thing. I'm proud of you. I'm glad you did that with your like letter. Apparently his next movie is going to take 20 years to film. How old is he?

I don't know. So how did Peter Jackson make the jump from this to like the highest highest highest highest highest highest highest highest highest highest highest highest highest to to to to to to to to the highest to to to to the highest to the highest to to to the highest to the highest to to the highest to to the highest to to to to to to to to to to the jump from this to like the highest grossing film of all time I think or whatever. At least the longest films of all time right? Get those like together combined yeah. I don't know like the exact way that that worked out. Yeah. But I think it's because he had the wetter workshop which is the special effects group that did these movies and then went on to do Lord of the Rings. Okay. And say what you will about like this movie, the fact that for three million dollars they got that much gore on the screen. Oh my god it is so bloody. Yeah and like it never looks it never looks it looks cheap but it's like campy. Yes it's not cheap you're right it's not cheap it's not cheap. It's not cheap. It's not. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. It's like like like. It's like. It's like. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. it's not shitty. You're right, it's campy. It's not cheap. It's not cheap. It's not cheap. It's like they fucking nailed. Whatever they were

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You don't base all of your relationships on tarot cards? Oh, no, I base all my relationships on palm readings. I'm very happy with the choices I've made. And I'm going to live a very long time. Stop showing me your palm. I can see the line. Look at the line. Look at it.

See what it says? It says, get another cat. What? No. Oh, man. So this movie, much like the film Bad Taste is also done in very bad taste. Um, actually, while we were watching this movie, I was laughing very hard at one point, and Rob was not, just not laughing. Oh really?

And I said, you don't think this is funny? And he was like, this is tasteless. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, but it's really funny. Yeah it actually made me question like When does that flip? Like where's the line? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I can tell you it's at about 70 minutes into this movie is where the line flipped for me from being hilarious to just being like oh my god But did it become tedious or were you just like a little bit actually the joy? The joys after a while starts to get sucked out. It's just a lot. It's a lot of look as Tim Gunn would say.

It's a lot of gross. Yes. And there's not a whole lot else to it to focus on, you know? No. No. It's just moving from joke to joke and goer joke. Right. But it's got, it's got, it's got like every poor taste tastastastastastastastastastaste to to to to to to to to to taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste taste to to taste to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toda. toda. today. today. today. today today the thea. thea. thea thea. thea. thea. thea. to to to to to to to to to to gore joke. Right. But it's got racism. It's got, it's got like every poor taste thing you could want in a movie. That's true. But it's done in a way that I'm just like, ah, there's the fucking around. Look at these guys. It's like, it's probably because I saw this movie.

It was like, to hang your hat on in this movie. It is just absolutely bizarre and silly. Yeah, yeah. They're throwing everything against the wall and literally saying what we'll stick. Yeah. And some of it is just like pink goof. Mm-hmm. So we're following Paquita and Lionel who are a stared lovers. Can I use that here? Yeah. I don't think Shakespeare is going to sue us, if that's what you mean. Who are idiots? Would that be fair to say? Yeah, I think, I mean, but every human person in this movie is very stupid. Why is that, do you think?

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Uh, we know you're out there. We know you're listening. So this movie starts off on Skull Island. Yeah, I like that. Is that a real place? Kong was there too. Well I think yeah it's it's his early not because he also did the King Kong remake. So it's... Well he did the King Kong remake with Jack Black and Amy Watts. I didn't realize that was Peter Jackson. That is the longest movie I've ever seen actually. I think I'm still watching it. That was like I remember seeing in the the theater and being like what they're not even to to to to to the the the the the the the the the fu. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I was. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I the. I the. I the. I the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, they're not even to the fucking island yet. I have to go home. Is the theater closing soon? But yeah, weren't you concerned about her homelessness? No. I'm here for a fucking giant ape and you were giving me the depression for a long time.

For a really long time. Um, so yeah, start off on Skull Island, they're catching a monkey rat or a rat monkey? Both and neither. It's all shot in like very close-ups too, which makes you think this person has never seen a movie before. Oh man, it's like the shittiest Indiana Jones. It's so stressful. I'm watching movies that are shot that close up. It's really hard to watch. Yeah, and then they back off it. He backs off it at some point. Yeah. Yeah. They didn't need facial expressions anymore. That's true. So they're getting this this monkey off the island. They're being chased by the natives, the inhabitants of the island, which is super sketch. I mean, it's 1992. thirty. A. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. they. they. they. their, their their thi. Yeah. Yeah. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. theeeeeee. th. th. theeeea. they back back back back. they're back. they're back. they're you gonna do? I think it was like the Fiji National Rugby team or something. It's like some like sports team. They were very buff. They were extremely buff, yeah. That's actually awesome. The shitty white dude

who's trying to steal the monkey rat gets bit by it. After he like cuts the carrying handles off why? Why did he do that? It just runs with it? Yeah, it was so strange. He makes, they like make a big deal of him cutting the handles off, okay. And then the guides that are with him hack him to pieces because he's been bitten, and they keep yelling this word, uh, Singaya. Because he's getting like wounds, he's getting like wounds where he hadn't been bitten. And they're going to turn him into him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into him into to to to bitten. And they're going to turn him into something bad. But they hack him apart before it happens. But they still sell the monkey to some asshole at the airport who rips them off. And then they take it to the zoo in Wellington. Did you like those airplane shots?

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I don't think so. I think it's there because people love Brian and his antics. And Joe, they're just so different. They see their brothers, but they're different. Isn't that weird? You could literally say any name for that brother and I would have no idea. A Bielzebub, his brother, yes, Brian and Bielze. You do know Brian though. You know him well. I do. I do. Buy our Cousies. Buy our Cousies.

Buy our Cousies. Buy our Cousies. Buy our Cousies. This is a S-M-on. Buy our Cousies. I also love the model set of Wellington with the trollies. Yeah, it was cute. It was real cute. But then later there are trollies, right? Yeah, yeah. Why didn't they just use those shots? Because I think there's one trolley that they just took three things. That's fair. I also wonder why they said it in the 1957, their, thrown. Because it seems like such an impediment to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, true, trul, the. trul. trl. trlipe, tr. Wea, trl. Wea, trl. Wea, thea, their, their, their, their, their, they had to get all those they must have known somebody who had a bunch of like 50s cars yeah but they had to like all be in like period dress and stuff it seemed like a lot of work to do that right to do this fucking ridiculous gore movie right that you wouldn't need there's no like the time period has no bearing on any part of the movie I don't right because we're pre cell phone right now it was it's th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. that thus they's thus they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to the the the to the the they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they they they they movie, I don't think. Right, because we're pre-cell phone, and that wouldn't even play into this. No.

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Yeah. And her grandmother's like, oh, let me read you the tarot and tell you what's going on. And I was like, what do we do it here, movie? What's going on right here? Yeah, what is their deal? I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't matter. Like, they seem like a weird Italian stereotype.

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She doesn't need that to fall in love with him. Like, why can't she just fall in love with him? to like the stuff from like Wolfman and stuff like that with like the Roma coming and like telling them about all this shit and yeah I'm assuming that's what was going on there. So Piquita's like well I love this guy now and we follow Lionel comes to drop off his mother's order for groceries and he's a fucking hot mess. He's seems like he just lives as a hot mess. Yeah so that we follow Lila Lionel home and we meet his mother. She looks straight out of the Black Hole Sun video when you first see her because it's another really close-up shot.

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Unbeknownst to us, mom has been following them. So gross. And she gets bit by the monkey. After it kills another monkey, it rips its leg off. I fucking love that rat monkey. I love it. I love it. You know how I feel about stop motion, which is to say, I fucking love it.

And it's so gross when it's ripping apart the other monkey. It's so gross. It's so gross. And it's like cutting back and forth between the real world and this like stop motion animation monkey, and it looks so shitty and it's so good. This is where the movie is good. This is where the movie is good. And it's just ramping up at this way because mom gets bit and then she, with her heel of her shoe, crushes the monkey's head until its

eyes explode. It is so squirty. Yeah. It is so goopy. I think those two words could just be used for the rest of the movie from here on now. Squirty. G Goopy. Yeah. Then we hear a story about like a rat raping a tree monkey? It's so weird. It's so weird. Why is he telling anybody that? Why does he know that? And why do I have to know it? It just looked like a weird gross Max von Zedell.

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And every time he takes that bandage off and the wound is pulsating and like, the word that just popped down in my mouth was milking because it's just like, ugh. I'm sorry I did that way you were drinking. Oh, that was really hard to swallow that water. Because I couldn't, no. It makes me want to throw up every time. Yeah. And I just want to be like, kudos. Oh my god. You all nailed it.

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to serve them and she peels back the bandage and squirts out like forcibly squirts the stuff into the guy's pudding. Yeah it's like... And he's like, ah custard! Oh! I'm sorry, we'll move away. From where are we going to go? No, that scene is truly repulsive. Yeah, because then her ear falls off and she fucking eats it and like, I just want to throw up. I just want to throw up. And Lionel is like not that... It's just like, well, I have to do this for my mother to get into the Wellington Ladies WLWL. The W.L. W. I mean, this is what she wants. Oh, man. No. Oh. Oh, this is this is the first the first this is the first the first the first the first the first the first the first th. th. This is the first the first th. the first th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. No. Oh.

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Did you like the scene where his mom eats the dog? Fernando? I couldn't believe how much tail came out of her mouth. Yeah. They just keep pulling it for a real long time. Oh God. Oh God, seeing a full-sized dog being pulled out of a woman's body is really upsetting. Oh man.

I can though, they just nailed it. They nailed that special effect. Oh yeah, I mean, it looks horrible. Yeah. Mom just keeps getting worse. Let's see. My notes are just unusable. So they bring in, this is where they bring in Nurse McTavish, yeah, which is a great name for a nurse. Yeah, she's a very nice, very sensitive nurse.

Yeah, very helpful. Yeah, until. Somehow she's like willing to like, all right, well, I'll just leave mom here. Yeah. Like not, we need to go to the hospital right now? Because mom's fucked up at this point. Yeah, well she's going to call for an ambulance and then the mom dies. Yeah. So, you know, I guess she can declare someone dead. I think I feel you'd still call the ambulance, but she does not. Because mom comes back to life and kills nurse nurse McDavish. Right, and then Lionel throws like a decorative bird into her forehead. What? Why? It's there for the rest of the movie. It is her like distinctive factor. That and that her head just keeps popping off so like there's the great effect of her spinning around backwards so she could see things. Oh my God. It's just, it's just.

Okay. I love the whole thing of like him dealing with the zombie mom and zombie nurse McTavish while Pekita is trying to figure out whose toothbrush to bring. Oh right, is your mom's white or green? And he still answers her. So he gets them into the basement, which has a huge metal door on it for some reason. Right, what was mom doing down there? Who knows? That is very weird.

And he goes to get sedatives from a Nazi? I don't understand, because the place he goes has like that haunted house exterior shot where it looks like scared silly with Ronald McDonald and the chicken nuggets, you know what I'm talking about? I absolutely do. Yeah, you and probably like five other people. I love that one that's dressed up like a vampire. Yes, I love the bride of Frankenstein one.

Is that when they used to do the McDonald's like buckets? Yes, yeah, that was a great era. Yeah, I saw some companies making pillows that are those now. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, it's cute. Cute. It's cute. But yes, it's a Nazi, I guess. Yeah, the Nazi drugist.

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He like stabs his mother in the eye with the tranquilizers and then pulls it out and stabs it into the nurse's nose or maybe vice versa. It is horrifying. And mom has so many prosthetics on it this way, I assume so they could swap actors out and just have somebody in all this makeup rather than this older woman. And so her dead body gets found, right? How does that happen? Because they have a funeral for her. Oh, because... Lionel goes back to apologize to Paquita.

Yeah. Or to break it off with Paquita, I think. Mom breaks out of the house, runs down to the shop, gets hit by the trolley and knocked through the window of the store. And then they're like, I guess she's dead and he's like, yeah I guess she's dead now. That's right, that's right. That's very good. And then we go to mom's funeral. God, I hope someone peels into my funeral like that, you know? Like Uncle Les? Yeah, I'll thank th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th. the the the the the theeeea. theea. the thea. theeea. the the the thea. the thea. the. to have someone peeling in and then peeling out. He's the fucking worse. Yeah, he's super gross. But I will do that for you. I'll be here.

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Oh, stop. Stop. But I just have to imagine that they were giddy while they were doing like, oh my god. It's so gross, it's so gross. Yes, it is so fucking gross. And I appreciate them for that. Mm, mm, mm, mm, and then we see the zombie baby. This nurse gets pregnant and immediately gives birth. Yeah, what do you think of that zombie baby? I love it to pieces. I think it's really cute.

It's, when it's crawling around, I was like so cute. It's fluctuation in size is one of my favorite things in this movie. Right, sometimes it's like the size of an eight-year-old. Mm-hmm, yeah. And other times it is a tiny baby infant. Tiny baby infant. It's so good. It's so stupid. It's so, like, the factam. I know, did he think no one would look in at the baby?

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Li's in Millvale. Oh, man. So then the zombies get out and all hell breaks loose. Yeah, they kill so many people at this party. Oh my god. It's such a high body count. This has to be the highest body count. Mmm. We've ever done? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Probably. Other than maybe the end of Return of the Living Dead,

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Yeah, yeah. Um, I think I like... One of the tufs ends up with a severed head and then someone else is just biting it? Which I liked a lot. Yeah. What about you? I love when the one zombie gets kicked onto the light fixture and it just makes her head glow and for the rest of the movie she's stuck on the wall.

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them. The one tough gets cut in half, put into a toilet, semi-flushed, his organs crawl out of his body. Yeah. And all of his organs, his lungs, the organs, lungs, I don't even know how to talk about this thing. The lungs become hands and like are flapping all the time and like making praying hands when it's about to be killed and just like crawling around and it's fucking absurd. It is fucking absurd. Though I think this is where the movie gets a little too much for me.

Okay. It's just like, they could have made seven movies with all of the ideas they had in this and they made one and that's great and I think I can see how for people they would absolutely love this, but I was just like, please make it stop. The climax of this gorefest, is Lionel running outside and getting a lawnmower and strapping it to his chest? Wait, before we get to that, yes. I want you to clarify a note I have. Please. Baby,ender window nards. Oh, they're trying to stick the baby into the like quezonart on the counter. It breaks free and I think it's, Pekita punches it out the window. Okay.

And when it flies out the window, it hits less than the balls. That's what it is, yeah. Because he gets hit in the nut like five or six tie. Yeah, he really takes a lot of nut shots. Also, I've never heard any one say quezonart before now, and I don't like the word at all. I've looked at it a million times I've never heard it said aloud. Why is it? Queezanart. Like, cuisine? Quizzinart? Quizzinart? Quizzinart? Quizzinart. Quisen art? No. Okay. Anyway, yes, tell me about the lawnmower, please. Sorry. Oh, before the lawnm lawnmower, there is the one zombie that's replaced its head with the

garden gnome, which is fucking wonderful. That's pretty good, yeah. So he straps a lawnmower to his chest and it's just running at hordes of zombies, spraying everything everywhere. It's just too much. He's shaggy running on gore. Just doing that like bdib-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-bid-there's so much fucking blood. There's so much fucking blood. Like that had to have been a third of the budget. Yeah, that's one

million dollars in blood. Right. It is horrible. It is horrible. I can't tell you at like, I saw this one I was like 18 or 20. 92 would have been 18. Probably saw it when I was like 19, 19 or 20. Fucking blew my mind. In what way? Like, I'd never seen anything this gory. Yeah. Like this, this blows like Reanimator out of the water and all these just like super gross.

Yeah, I hate that movie. Yeah. Yeah. But it's I think they're in league with each other in that way. Yeah I agree. But this was just like it was just like that spinal tap like this goes to 11 like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh. So let's talk about mom and what happens to mom. I mean, we're going to ring the bell. I think we have, I think this might be the gong again. Yeah, can you ring the titty gong? Please. Mong.

Thank you. Mom? I can't. I can't. Becomes a giant? A giant? Yeah. With big old boobs and a big old butt. It's just... Like a fertility idol. Yes, like a fertility idol. With those scary monster head and huge fingernails. Oh my god, help me. It's so fucking ridiculous.

It's too much for me. It's too much for me. This was too much for me. Well I like this a lot, but what, after everything that has come before it, it is too much for me. Was it too much when she opened up her stomach and shoved her child back into her? No one will ever love you like your mother, she says. I just was done, done, done and done. He then busts out of his mother, makes a zip line with his belt, and they zip line to freedom. I like that actually. Yeah. Yeah. And then they just like kiss and walk away. He throws his good luck charm away and... Why did he do that? Don't fucking know. That didn't make any sense. He had to do one final stupid thing? I guess. Yeah, very stupid. I would have that

thing embedded in my forearm if I were him. Just sew it into your self. Exactly. Oh dude. That's dead alive slash brain dead. Dead alive was the American title. Brain Dead was Dead Alive was the American title. Brain Dead was already a film in the States. I see. Just to clarify them. Thank you. Oh, Alan. Katie.

Oh, Alan. Let's go to the ratings phase. Okay. You go first. I love this movie. I know you do. I was so stoked that people were really hammering. And it's a... Maybe it was you who sent us all those messages. I didn't see most of them to be fair.

You were like, oh, somebody said those. Oh, Ellen 4269, Guntouch. Ellen at Fart Hospital. That's terrible. That's where the Wyrrell Famuolence goes. That's terrible. But yeah, I adore how fucking terrible and ridiculous this movie is. It's just like a, it's just an ode to bad taste. Yeah. It's so over the top, like, it's so, if you were 15 and like somehow your mom found this movie and what's wrong with you.

Yeah, yeah, that's really what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure at 45 my mother would also ask what's wrong. I think it's worse now, yeah. This movie is a 9.75. Oh, fuck. Why not a 10? I don't know. Just too bad to be perfect. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I had a lot of fun watching most of this movie. I thought this movie was hysterical to a point, to a point, to a point. And then I just couldn't anymore. And I think there's a threshold for this kind of thing. And this was just, Rob hit it within the first five minutes, I hit it in the first like 80 minutes. That's a pretty good run though. I mean I gave it my all. I gave it my all. I really did. I think you should see this movie if this is a thing that you like. Yeah.

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A little bit louder and a little bit worse. Not the one from 1995. No. No. The 3D? Yeah, no. They're 78. Joe Dante. I mean, just watch it, I guess. Or watch Jaws, it's fine either way.

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