Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 248- Grizzly (1976)

Episode Date: September 30, 2019

In this week's episode, we continue with our Jaws ripoff rock block while discussing the 1976 land version, "Grizzly." Special topics for your consideration include: defending oneself against a bear a...ttack, Kelly's terrible interpersonal skills, marshmallow-heavy diets, Slurpees, horses, rocket launchers and one terrible joke about a bear and a rabbit.  It's going to be a looooong time before we do another of these Jaws-inspired films, so go ahead and enjoy our other episodes on them: Episode 41- "L'Ultimo Squalo (The Last Shark)," Episode 193- "Orca" and last week's episode, 247- "Piranha." Please also go check our our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we play a game that requires the utmost intelligence. While you're at it, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at werewolfambulance@gmail.com and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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Starting point is 00:00:56 I'm Alan. I'm Katie. And we're here to talk about... Something else really ridiculous. Whoa, yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Grizzly. Grisley. 1970 and 8. And it's a Jaws ripoff. A little bit. I think the poster says something about Jaws. Doesn't it? It's like though you can't...
Starting point is 00:01:20 These are the biggest Jaws or something, I don't know. Look at th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th these are the biggest jaws or something I don't know look at these jaws jaws guys oh my god had you ever seen this movie before no me either I have seen the director of this movie directed an exorcist ripoff oh what was that called Abbey it was a black exploitation exorcist rip-off oh no yeah yeah. Oh god. Yeah. It's very ridiculous Grizzly. Grizzly. Okay, so let's get into this Grizzly in its opening 10 minutes of credits. Mm-hmm. Informs you that the entire score is done by the London Philharmonic. Yeah. It's amazing. Yeah. It is always completely inappropriate for what's happening in the movie. It's fucking absurd. It's fucking absurd. Like a good score I feel like you don't notice very much. Or yeah, or it's just there to like add the tension. Yeah. If you think about Jaws, it's iconic. Jaws? Jaws. Jaws. Tell me more. Stephen Spielberg? I don't know who that is. I don't know what that is.
Starting point is 00:02:28 He was influenced by Pirana? Oh, the film we did last week. I gotcha. Someone suggested that we do Day of the Animals, which is the next movie that this guy did, which is basically grizzly, but with all the animals. But like frogs but with mammals? Yeah. Oh God, we have had way too many nature movies lately. Yeah, we gotta take a break. For sure. Next week we are, don't you worry.
Starting point is 00:02:54 So this movie starts Christopher George, who is in two of my favorite movies. What are those? City of the Living Dead, which is a fulchee movie. It's a Spanish film called Pieces. Okay. Both of which we should do on here sometimes. Pieces like a spoof of Gialo and Slash Our Movies. Cool. Yeah. He plays Kelly. He plays Kelly. Damn it, Kelly. You're a Maverick. We don't have room for Mavericks here. Dude what? He's a Park Ranger. Yeah. they.. Is he a cop? He's a Park Ranger. They are not cops.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Sure they are. They can bust you. But if someone dies or it looks, appears to be murdered, would they not call in the real police? Or they don't have jurisdiction. They don't have Park Ranger jail. I don't know. They can't apprehend someone. I assume they're on the level of like a university cop at least.
Starting point is 00:03:45 University cops are real cops though, at least here they are. I think you have to carry a gun to be a real cop in America. I don't think he had a gun, did he? If you have a fucking bazooka? Is that also a rocket launcher? Is that what a rocket launcher is? I just don't know. I'm asking you. I'm basing all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all the the launcher is? I just don't know. I'm asking you, I'm not correcting you. I'm basing all of my gun knowledge on being 10 years old and playing with
Starting point is 00:04:08 G. I gotcha. Yeah, so I guess he's not only a cop, he's like an army. Yeah, he's an army man. All right. Park Rangers, who fucking knew? Well, as you know his buddy, the helicopter pilot is, it was a nom. Right. Where is his accent from? the the the the the the the the th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thin thin th. th. th. th. th. tion tion tion tion tion tion tion tion tion tion tion tion is tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine tine thin th. toy thin the is toye is toye is te is te is teea. tee. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te Nom? I don't know, all of the West. Where is his denim suit from? Because it is extremely snug. I think he was supposed to be the beefcake at the movie. I mean, he's the cute one, for sure. Christopher George is not the cute one, despite the fact that he thinks he is the cute one. What I like about Christopher George is I assumed he was just kind kind the the the like the like the like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, tho- tho- tho-a thi thi, thoom- thoom-y thoom. I thoom. I thoom. I tho-n, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi toe toe toe thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that he thinks he is the cute one. What I like about Christopher George is I assumed he was just kind of a shitty actor because he was in like a Fulchi movie, which does not bring out the great acting in anyone. No. Sorry Tissa Faro, but yeah he's just bad. He's not good. Well he's a maverick. I don't think you
Starting point is 00:05:01 understand what he's doing. What is... So we meet... We meet Chris... We...Kellie. That's the only name he's ever given, too. Yeah. Is it a first? Could be?
Starting point is 00:05:13 Who gives it shit? The other guy's name is Scott and that's definitely his last name. Dawn. Don. Yeah. Yep. And there's the one guy named Bub Asman. I think he was actually worked on the movie. Asman. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:35 First name, Bob. Why? Why? Why? Why anybody? Oh, man. And the fucking Allison? We like, we first introduced to her as the nagging daughter and the fucking Allison? We first introduced to her as the nagging daughter of the man who owns the park,
Starting point is 00:05:51 or the restaurant at the park, whatever the fuck he does? I don't know what he does. I don't know why she's involved. No, this is just like, Purano where it's like the guy with money is like, I'm the guy with money. Yeah, the guy with money. I'm the restaurant tourourourourour tour tooer tooer thua thua thua tho tho I'm that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi that's just that's tho tho tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the beginning is like, I'm the guy with money. Bye-bye. Yeah, exactly. I'm the restaurant tour. See you later. I feel like some of that may have been easier to parse to if some of the long shots weren't completely out of focus.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Did you notice that? That there are certain shots that were just completely out of focus? Sure. Sure. Yeah, just like you would see it go V. That's bad. You shouldn't do that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a hundred percent agree. Our YouTube videos are shot better than this film. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we're caring more about it. Yeah. Yeah. So we're told that Kelly and what's her name? Allison have known each other for a few weeks and he is like yelling at her about what to do with her life out of the gate.
Starting point is 00:06:48 Completely antagonistic, but obviously they're in love. But he knows better because you see he's a man and they know better than women and that's literally our introduction to him. He sucks so hard. He sucks so hard. My first note that made me laugh out loud when I wrote it was he sends one of the rangers out on horseback and the guy comes out of the woods and go, it's a centaur. It's a centaur. Yeah, it's a centaur. Because I would be really scary. Because I'm a fucking idiot. I think I would like to see a movie in the vein of Grizzly but about centaurs. Oh yeah yeah. I I I I would be really scary. Yeah. They have those horse butts. You know? I do have those horse legs. I mean the horse legs are the scariest part. Especially the butt legs. Yeah, those butt legs are strong. Super powerful. Oh my god. Yeah, majestic beasts. They'll bite you. They'll bite you. Well, you did have a turnaround recently on a horse. Oh yeah, anyone who bites Mike Pence. okay in my book. Speaking of biting Mike Pence, I thought those two ladies
Starting point is 00:07:47 were going to be lesbians, the hot camping ladies. I thought they were just like a super cute lesbian couple and I'm sort of disappointed that we didn't get to see them like holding hands or anything. It was implied. It was implied. You think so? It was an implication. Okay, good. I was. I I I I I I I I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. tho. th. tho. th. tho. th. tho. th. tho. th. tho. th. gets decapitated, but then when we see her corpse or heads on there. Oh yeah, they didn't really work with the continuity on that death. So these women get attacked by the bear, and all we see is something the camera sneaking up on a woman, and her going, Julie? And then turning around and a mop with claws attached to it.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Here's the problem number one with this movie. It requires you to suspend your disbelief about how stealthy an 18-foot 2,000-pound bear would be moving through thick underbrush. Yeah. I think it's not going to sneak up on you. I think you're going to have like some spity I think it's not gonna sneak up on you. I think you're gonna have like some spidey sense that it's back there. Especially if, I don't know how much you looked at bears feet. They're all real flippity, floppy feet.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Yeah, and also that bear, as we know from being in its POV, is going, ah, hah, into a tin can. Yes, why? So I feel like you... That is literally it. That is so good. Can I tell you a fun fact about the bear? Yeah. So the bear was only 11 feet tall. The real bear. It was the largest bear in captivity at that point in time. Okay. The bear was not, oh, I'm sorry. It looks big. That was what I interrupted you to say because I'm a fucking monster, carry on. Point taken. That's a big bear. You didn't see that bear.
Starting point is 00:09:32 It's not tamed. It is trained but not tame. I don't know what the difference is. So it is still a wild animal, but it knows that tricks. So it knows like, hey, go in that direction. It's like, okay, I'll go in that direction. Gotcha. So it had to be roped off from people at all times. No one could go near it because it would kill them. But my favorite fact about the bear is it did not roar. None of those roars are bear roars from that bear's mouth. Okay. To get it to do the roaring posture, they would throw. the the the the the to do. the the the to do. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. the thrower. the the the the the the the theauau. thrower. thricks. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. tha. thau, thauing. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. try. It. It. It's try. It's tea. It's tea. tea. I's. I's. I's. It's. I's. I'm. It's. I'm troooooooes. It's. It's te. te. te. tri. to do the roaring posture, they would throw marshmallows at it and it would eat the marshmallows and then they would withhold the marshmallows and it would stand in its high legs and go, come on! I love that! It just like it makes
Starting point is 00:10:15 it the cutest thing on earth, more marshmallows! Or just like getting indignant because you don't have more marshmallows is such a better way to read this movie is just like righteous indignation about your need for sugar. God, I feel like that's how I spent like 60% of my life. More! Now! That bear is just a toddler. I just love the idea of withholding marshmallows from it. I feel like I could get Lucy to do that exact pose if I gave her like part of a cookie and then withheld the rest. Knowing Lucy as I do, you could definitely get her to roar as well. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:49 Oh yeah. If I ask her what sounds the scarecrow makes, she goes, ra-ah! And I don't know why she thinks that. She's right. Yeah, I know graphic fashion than I had anticipated. Oh really? Yeah, I didn't realize this movie was going to be so brutal in its kills. Is it because of the tameness of blood in the water in Burana? I think because it just seems so silly I didn't expect big, bloody violence.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Yeah. Yeah. There is a scene in this movie that I legit find terrifying. Which we we we we we we we we we we will we will we will we will we will we will we will we will we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that we will that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the. the. the the. the the. the the. the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's that that that that the. the. this movie that I legit find terrifying. Which is that? Or I can tell you now. No, no, let's wait. Let's make them wait. But I just love that like, this big dumb paw comes up and smacks the one woman and like she's like hit in 47 different places. She explodes in blood. And then it chases the other lady into this little shack and it destroys the shack but like being a dick about it.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Yeah it's being vindictive I feel yeah. It's a dick and it obviously knocks the woman like it hits the woman in the head and the camera spins away right so you're like oh she's been decapitated she's not been decapidated. No but one of them does get an arm ripped off. Yeah Which I thought was good I was like like, oh damn, I was shocked. Yeah, I am 100% on with this movie right now. Oh yeah. It's shitty, and there's a ton of blood. Let's keep going.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Absolutely. And then they put the brakes on. Is this where the scream, the. Like, is it echoing? Because I don't think that's how echoes sound. Like, why? No, they're just replaying it. Oh my God. They had to get it up to the exact hour and a half mark. We've got our Brody in Kelly. Sure. And then the helicopter pilot, I'm like, are you a Quint? I think so. But then we meet Scotty. Who's also kind of quint. the ki. ki. ki. ki. ki. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th then the helicopter pilot, I'm like, are you a Quint? I think so? But then we meet Scotty. Who's also kind of Quint? Yeah, but also kind of Hooper. He is also kind of Hooper.
Starting point is 00:12:51 But I guess it's the helicopter pilot, because he has the Quint speech later on in this movie. That's what made me think of it. So we meet Scotty, and he is tracking a herd a a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a herd a wolf? I don't understand that at all. It's just a man of the land. In all denim and a watchman's cap, so that he looks like fucking Hooper. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I also felt that their park ranger outfits with those caps. They look like Confederate soldier cosplay in a lot of scenes. Did you feel that way? It was in Georgia that they filmed this. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so so so it was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was conf. It was conf. It was conf. It was conf. It was conf. It was conf. It was the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the land the land the land the land the land the land the land the land the land the land the land the land the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was. It was th. It was thea thea theat theat. It was thea. It was thea. It was thea. It was thea. It was thea the. you feel that way? It was in Georgia that they filmed this. I see. Yeah. So it was Confederate. I mean I think Georgia still has the Confederate flag or recently took the Confederate flag off their state flag. Guys you lost. It's over. Okay. Can we all just agree? You lost and it's over? Thank you. I 100% agree. I know. So now there's a bear hunt on. We're all looking for the bear.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Right, these women didn't come down the mountain when they were supposed to. After the centaur met with them. Who was like really emotionally disturbed about it later because he was like in love with one of them? I think that's after he loses his lover who is also a park ranger. Oh, that makes so much more sense. I was like, huh? She doesn't like you anyway because those two are a very cute couple and you're not invited. You know? Yeah, no, she has like a romance with the other park danger. That's what they were smiling about at the beginning.
Starting point is 00:14:27 I was like, why is everybody fucking smiling in this movie? It was like, they all just like took a whiff of like nitrous and then decided they were going to read their lines. Yeah, because there's the part of the beginning where they're like, hey, we thi thii th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, thi, thi, like go on patrol together and Kelly's like, I don't think so, you're just gonna go fuck in the woods. Yeah, just ear to ear grinning about fucking in the woods. So, but eventually Kelly and the centaur guy meet back up, I'm sticking with it. And it's reasonable. He goes, he's like, oh yeah, I'm gonna run down over here and go check it this thing out. And she's like, cool, I'm gonna get naked and go into this waterfall. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Why does she do that? She's supposed to be looking for the bear. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go soak my feet and she gets completely, well not completely, down to her skivies. Yeah. But also, this is after hunt for a bear in the woods in pitch black? No, you'd go the fuck home. Everybody get rest because in the morning we're searching for a bear. For sure. This is problem number two with this movie. This movie asks you to suspend your disbelief
Starting point is 00:15:37 about the fact that a bear can actually go anywhere and can't be contained in portions of the woods just because it won't leave. Why wouldn't it? They're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the their like, their like, their like, their like, their like, their like, their like, their like, their like, their their th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, their tho, their their tho, their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their their, their their their tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, to tho, tho, th portions of the woods, just because it won't leave. Why wouldn't it? They're like, oh, the bear wouldn't go there. Why? Why not? He's a North Country bear. What does that mean? Wouldn't come down to the South country, it's a North country bear.
Starting point is 00:15:55 That's silly. Maybe this is all a par movie presupposes, you know. Yana. I love when, so she gets down to her underwear, it goes into the waterfall, and you hear again, and I'm like, oh fuck, this bear is jerking off like this lady. Oh god. Oh god. And like honestly she deserves to be eaten by a bear for what she does here. The bear just runs into the waterfall and smacks her in the head and kills her.
Starting point is 00:16:31 Yeah. It doesn't eat her though. I think that's problem number three with this movie. This movie asks you to suspend your disbelief about a bear a bear's motivations for killing something. Because sometimes this bear kills for food and sometimes this bear kills for stupidity. If someone's acting like an asshole,
Starting point is 00:16:51 he's just gonna kill it. Put your pants on. Smack! Smack! And then there's a series of blood in the water shots. And I was like, that's right, we have to make sure that is there. But I mean, I will give them the idea I will give the idea I will give the idea I will give the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea the idea theira, I will give theira, I will give theira But I will give them the idea of a grizzly bear that's now attacking humans is terrifying. Sure. Especially an 18-foot-tall 2,000-pound grizzly bear. Is can that really exist? Could they be that large? No, I think I think like 12 or 13 feet is, I mean they're huge. Yeah, sure.. But I mean we're grossing it up a little here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:27 All right. Yeah, they're, they're fudging the numbers a little. I mean, that's why he's like, oh, they haven't haunted this? Everyone's accent is different. But it just takes place in national park, quote unquote. It's just a like, welcome, national park. What? You know there are more than one, right? This is it. It's the one.
Starting point is 00:17:58 We got this park. It's the park. So then we come up on a bunch of campers. Why the fuck were they not allowed to be allowed to be allowed to be allowed to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to bea to bea to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their taping.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. ta. ta.a.a. ta.a. the the the the the on a bunch of campers. Why the fuck were they not evacuated? Why are they allowed to be camping in the woods? Do you want to get between these kids and their camp songs? Groups, oh my god, groups of people should never be allowed to sing unless they have the express consent of everyone around them.
Starting point is 00:18:20 You just should not be permitted. Especially any of those songs that we learned at camp type situations as kids, because I think they're just all racist at this point. Like we have to let them all go. For sure. But I did like the one dude who's just pounding slits. Yeah. It's like, fucking slits!
Starting point is 00:18:35 Did you like that group of children carrying a possum? I didn't doing that like curl up thing. Oh my god. They made that kid carry a possum. So this is the part of the movie that I think is legit terrifying. Okay. And I think this is the only thing that even comes close to being as good as a scene in jaws. And I think this next kill is on par with the woman who swims out to the buoy in jaws at the very beginning. So this woman kisses her partner goodnight and she's going into the tent to go to bed. The bear rips the tent open and the next shot you see is
Starting point is 00:19:15 her suspended by her limbs so she's chest forward just gushing blood and screaming in the dark. Yeah it it's pretty fucked up. And I was just like, oh, oh that's just going in the nightmare locker. Yeah, that's gonna come out in the dreams. Yeah, for sure. That's really good. Brutal and frightening and creative. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But the idea that the bear would just like pick you up by your limbs and shake you. Right, like a like a dog with a toy or something. Oh good God. This is where I have the note the bear's kind of a dick. Well this is where I have the note. Get back in your tents, shows over. No, bust these people to a building. He just lets them all
Starting point is 00:19:58 continue sleeping there and they agree they're fine with it. If a bear attacked a woman within, I don't know, six miles of me, I'm out of there. Yeah. Out of there. Well, you know, you're safest in your tent. No, that woman wasn't. Oh, okay, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Never mind. You're safest in an airplane, is my understanding. I love the shitty mayor slash runner of the town, of the national park.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Who the fuck is this guy? I don't know, but it makes it seem like national parks are big business. And they all have these super high pressure government jobs here in the National Park Service. Why does he have a nice desk and a three-piece suit? What is happening? I wish it had, you know, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, s-s, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, s-s, the mayor, s-s, the mayor, s-s, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the mayor, the the the the the the the the the their-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, thi-s, the thi- Like why does he have a nice desk in a three-piece suit? What is happening? I wish it had, you know, the mayor and Jaws has the suit with the anchors all over. I wish his had trees all over it. Like in for a penny, in for a pound, let's just do this, people. I mean, it is no, it makes no fucking sense. I mean the next scene shows a group of men hunting the bears. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tha. I I I I tha the tha. I tha thoes, I thoes, I thoes, I thoes, I the the thanks, I thoes, I thoes, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the than, I than, I than, I thanks, I treea treea tree, I tree, I tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, I tree, I tree, I tree with dogs and I was like do dogs chase bears? Oh for sure. You can use a dog to hunt bears. Those dogs are fucking dumb as hell. You're supposed to hunt like bunnies with dogs because see they're bigger.
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Starting point is 00:21:59 So next we get the jaws, all the amateurs are going out shark hunting scene. It's like play for play. I mean, this makes like Perana look like they did some fucking effort. Yeah. They try to lull. They like did, they got the script of Jaws and did like a control F. Shark for Bear. Like, do you think Perana saw this one was like, come we, we at least tried? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to play, to play, to play, to play, to play, to play, to play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, th. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. Play. try. try. try. try. try. try, try, try, try, try, try, try for, to play, to play, to play, to, to play, to play, to play, to play, to play, to play, to play, to play, play, play, play, play, th. Play, th. Play, do you think Perana saw this one was like, come, we at least tried? I mean, and they had to have felt smug about it.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Although I have to say, this is a much better movie than Perana. Oh no! Oh yeah! So the park supervisor is a real asshole. He says things like, a bear is a bear, which you would think he would know more about bears being, assume you have to have some sort of animal experience to be a park supervisor? Uh, not according to this movie. This movie also asks you to believe that a park ranger's job is to move animals out of the park, which I don't think is true. That's not, I mean, if you you you you you you you thi if you thi if you thi if you thi thi thi thi thi, if you thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, if you're thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, like, like, like, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, th park, which I don't think is true. That's not, I mean, if you're in a park,
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Starting point is 00:23:25 sleeping in the woods and a fucking bear cub rips up. They're like so relieved they're hugging it. What the fuck if you saw a bear cub in the woods you would run or lay down? What do you do for a bear or tax you? It depends on the bear? Okay. Which is why you're just dead. You're dead. Just give up? Avernly grislieslieslies you you you you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have you have to you to to the to the grii the griz- the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the the the th. the the thi. th. th. the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. the. the. t. tip. tip. tip. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. Apparently grizzlies you have to lay down and pretend to be dead. Okay. But I think brown bears are supposed to get big and scare them off. What the fuck? What if you try? And it's like no, no. I'm not afraid. But if you get big to a grizzly, they're like, oh it's on. Let's see you have to be like, what are you, what are you, what do I, what do we do, how do we do this? What do we have here? Black bears? So what do you do with them? You just, you know, I don't know.
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Starting point is 00:24:58 Yeah. I don't know why they think this is, why this is going to work, but then why it also actually does work. I don't know, but I just have the note, I hope everyone dies when they agree to this plan. They deserve it. This is another reason like the bear should just kill people who are stupid, you know. So then we get our Quint Hooper and Brody hanging out together. And Quint, what is Don, delivers the stinking of the Indianapolis story.
Starting point is 00:25:30 But it's about a sting that didn't happen to him. That is folklore about some indigenous people who were hunting with bear. I'm unsure. And then a pack of grizzly bears turned on them and killed them all. Okay. That was his story. Yeah. To which I think the Hooper guy, Scotty, is like, I don't believe you and he's like, well, ask the people who died. Yeah, there's a series of like four scenes where every, the ending line of each scene is like a punchline. Like where he's in the park supervisor's office and he's like,
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Starting point is 00:26:46 Yeah, poor Robert. He never had a chance. I don't know, he's starting to get a little like aggressive Lenny petting that bunny in the front yard. Yeah, well, I also felt like that bunny would have sensed an 18-foot grizzly, because it's like kind of its survival mechanism, you know. Oh man, that's one of my favorite jokes. It involves a bear and a buddy and shit. I won't tell it now. Well, how are you going to reference a joke and not tell the joke?
Starting point is 00:27:10 So a bear comes up to a rabbit and says, does shit stick to your fur and the rabbit says no, and so the bear wies his ass with the rabbit. That's one of your favorite jokes. I love jokes that don't actually have a beginning middle or end. I was just waiting for the punchline. I also like that you delivered the punchline in the same voice as the rest of the joke. I feel like that's how you tell a joke. Uh, thuke.
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Starting point is 00:28:28 You can get whatever the white flavor was that I think it might be like a lemonade or something. Yeah, so you just like go down and all of them in the one cup and then slurp it up. And that's the end of your life apparently? I'm not saying we were smart kids. Speaking of End of Lives. Robert. Well, yeah, but whatever, because we also see a horse beheading in this movie. Holy shit we did! Yeah, we did. How do you feel about that?
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Starting point is 00:29:12 That was great. Just to get a wolf away from knowing what. Yeah. Uh-uh, lady. No. Your accent is not good. That's what a horse sounds like, I think. So, okay, so here's one of the most confusing scenes in the movie. We believe Scotty to be dead and the bear buries him. Because Brody and fucking Quint go off in the helicopter and Scotty is like, I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:29:42 take this horse. Yeah, right, right, right. The fuck. And then they have another guy go up in a... In the guard tower thing or watch tower or whatever it is. And he's like no I want to do that I want to be down here on the ground and they're like no you do this. Like here's the problem with Kelly is he is constantly being a dick to people and then telling them to cool out about it. Like he's like, you're incompetent, no one likes you. Settle down, it's okay, settle down. I gotta go. You just do what I told you and it's like, you were the worst manager.
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Starting point is 00:31:14 This is after they've, as I put it, chum to the earth because they're like dragging a deer around to try. And then the bear takes the deer away and fucking Scotty finds it and he's like, hey, I found a deer over there and they're like, yeah, that's ours. Yeah, what? Like they were like, this, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. This was, th. This was, th. T, they were, they were, they were, they were, they're they're thi, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're like, they're like, they I found a deer over there and they're like, yeah, that's ours. Yeah, what? Like, they were like, this was a thing that happened just on set and they just let the cameras go and like, we'll use it, it's fine. It's all in the film. And then like, they're flying around in the helicopter and they see the bear, and Donn goes, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, like, like, like, like, the rocket launcher. Yeah. And Kelly's like, no, no, we have to land this helicopter and get out. Why? Why did he not shoot it with the rocket launcher right there? Because of that, Don is killed.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Everything he does get someone killed. And we're supposed to think he's the hero of this movie. We're supposed to like him. Yeah, he's the cool guy. He's the cool guy, that is cool. But he's unapologetically shitty. He's bad at his job. He pushed his boss. And I'm supposed to be like, no, I'm behind you, Kelly, you maverick. So Brody, they get you because he's, like, terrified of the water, lives on an island.
Starting point is 00:32:23 He's new at his job, so he feels like a fish out of water, all these things you're like, I identify with that guy. Sure. I want that guy to win. Right. And this guy you're like, you're a fucking cock from the jump. Why are you so shitty to Allison? And where did Allison go? Yeah, where did Allison go? Allison go? Allison is like a photographer or something? Yeah, okay. Okay. Or something? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they something. Yeah. I mean, they get out of the helicopter and I was like, oh I got to go back and get a thing. And the bear's like, do you? Yeah, like you know I'm gonna kill you. And he does. Kelly just let's it happen. He let all of this happen. Oh my god. Because he wouldn't bazooka him.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Why didn't you just bazook him. Why didn't he just bazook him? I don't know. My last note says, L-O-L. What's that about? What was funny? How does movie end? Oh, it's funny because he shoots the bear with the rocket launcher, oh yeah. And the bear explodes except that there's just smoke where the bear was. Empty space. Just empty space. Oh my God. That is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is th. That is th. That is th. th. th. th. thi th. th. th. thozy thozy thozy thi thi thus thozy thozy thozy thozy thozy thozy thozy thoom just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just's just smoke where the bear was. Empty space. Just empty space. Oh my God. That is really funny. Is this dude just walking home now? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:31 He's just walking to where his dead friend was. He goes over to the dead friend. Oh yeah. It looks like he's not going to check on him at first. You're like, what direction are you going? The rocket launcher is where I got, I have the note, oh this movie got me back. Oh yeah? And then immediately I was like, oh no no one did. Fuck it. And then the credits rolled?
Starting point is 00:33:48 The fucking credits roll. Oh, grizzly. Better than piranha, gotta tell you. Strong disagree. So I knew you would. Sounds like we're going like the idea of a grizzly attacking people. Sure. Like I love a man eating tiger or a lion or a grizzly gone rogue and start eating people. Love it. Execution not so good except for that one fucking scene with a woman being suspended by our limbs.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Mm-hmm. That scene alone is getting this movie of five. Okay. What did you give Perana? I'm pretty sure I gave it a seven. Yeah, that sounds about right. Bought it twice. Yeah, oh that's right. Lost in a fight. I thought that this on the heels of Perana was a refreshing change of pace.
Starting point is 00:34:40 Yeah, yeah. You know, I'm just as scared of the woods as I am of the water. So, I mean, yes, it's terrible. Yes, there are no likable characters. Yes, the camera work is problematic. Yes, the decisions they make are inscrutable. Yes, nobody thought about the script. You know what?
Starting point is 00:34:59 It's actually not very good, is it? It's still better than Purana. . good is it? It's still better than piranha! Perana was so bad. This didn't have like a B plot about a child like at camp that I'm supposed to care about. I've been traveling 20 minutes to get out of that blanket. That line was not delivered in this movie. No that is much better. Nobody ran funny in this. I mean it's a better movie. I don't know what I gave piranha. I think you were like a two or or a or or a or or a or or a or or a th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, or like, or like, or like, or like, or like, or a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I don't know what I gave piranha. I think you were like a two or a three. Then this is a four or five. Okay. Depending. Scale up, please. No, I mean I think this was a fun watch. I think it would be fun to like watch with your friends or whatever. All right.
Starting point is 00:35:36 So watch Grizzly. Don't watch Piran. That's my advice to you. Flip it. thrown. thi thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. thi. thi. thi. tho. th. th. th. th. this is th. this is th. this is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the where I come down on this. Really, you don't think people should watch Grizzly. How high are the people? I mean, how high was I? Fairly. Yeah, I think that's my problem is that I was zero high when I watch this movie. I think that's your problem for a lot of our movies. Yeah. I need to high it up. Getting a high up on. Katie. that. that's, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, that's, Alan, Alan, that's, Alan, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiiiii. thiiii. the the thi. the the th up. Is that what the kids call it these days? Getting a high up on. Katie, Alan, can I take you to a little place that I'd like to call? Mailback! Please do. This is a review on iTunes from 4, 5 and 7. Excellent. Four, 5 and 7 says, the good podcast, five stars. Why would you listen to any other podcast?
Starting point is 00:36:25 This is the good one. You found it. Enjoy. I know. You know, I know who that is? So do I. Should we tell them? I have the feeling that is our friend Ross from the House on Haunted Hill episode,
Starting point is 00:36:38 which is one of my all-time-faunti. episodes, which I think you can find everywhere but Spotify because I think it has a lot of unlicensed music in it. Yeah. Ross was so good in that episode. So much fun. A very funny guy. Thank you. That's a really nice review. It is a really nice review. I don't know this person. Okay. Sadthespian. You sure? Are you sure you don't know a sad thespan? Uh, a must listen for horror fans? Exclam. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. Re. S. St. Stose. Re. theea. theeea. thea. theea. th. All right. Five stars. All right. I can't believe I just stumbled across this podcast. Yeah, like just on the street like what is that? Where were? Did someone disregard us? And you found us there like a teeth picker thing, flosser? You know what I'm talking about Just just zoom
Starting point is 00:37:27 Playing on the street with our podcast on it Zoon zoom or Zoon Zoon Zoon Zoon I wanna do a zoon zoon a zoon zoom boom boom to shake your romp They cover a great mix of both horror classics and lesser known titles. You're welcome, Grizzly. The banter is light and easy to listen to.
Starting point is 00:37:50 Oh, thank you. But the host also know their stuff. I know nothing and I'm sorry you think I do said this, man. Excited to explore all of their episodes. Oh, thank you. Honestly, though, I think I know less every week. Well, as we know, being fun is better than knowing things. Way better than knowing things. Way better. So thank you for those reviews.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Yeah, and if you'd like to hear your words read on this show, all you have to do is leave us a nice review somewhere. Yeah. Like, those are on iTunes. I check podcast Republic every so often for the app that I use. I don't know where else you can do it, but if you leave us one somewhere, let us know. Yeah, or you can send us an email. We've gotten some very sweet emails that. The problem with you guys is that you got a lot of feelings and I love you for it. But we can't read rier on the planet.
Starting point is 00:38:45 I know. I know. Just a little shout out. We do still have t-shirts. Yep. They are $20 within the continental US. I'm still trying to figure out how to send shit overseas. It's mad expensive, y'all.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I feel like our society should be better at this. It's gotten worse. Because you have to buy a plane ticket. Mailing in general has gotten worse. I mailed up a t-shirt today and it was $2 more than I remember it being last time. Really? Yeah, post-off. Come on post off. So we still have t-shirts, we have coozy's. What does a Cousie cost by itself? Five dollars by itself? Five dollars by itself? Twenty for the shirt. Continental US again.
Starting point is 00:39:25 And they're... I think you get a button with it too because we never sold or gave away all of our buttons. We're running a low on those so I can't. Fair. But you do a zip lock bag of them in my kitchen, I'll check. But I also usually include a garbage tailkilkilkilkilkilk the garbage, the the tip tip tip the tip tip tip tip tip tip tip the tipil that's so nice. And a little handwritten note usually. Oh, do you really? Oh my god, you work so much harder on this than I do. Not true.
Starting point is 00:39:49 You edit the videos and you're doing such a great job at it. But you edit the podcast? Yeah, I've been doing that for five years. Yeah, true. That's old hat. I just sit here and play the Rachel slurs. Just kidding. I leave a mole in. Yeah. If you watch the YouTube videos, which I highly recommend doing, I think they're really fun.
Starting point is 00:40:09 You can see the banner behind us, and that is the t-shirt design by Justin Gray. Yeah, he's the best. He really is. We might be getting some toat bags of one of his designs in the near future that. Yeah, you like toating stuff around. Katie. Alan. What are we doing next week? Next week, uh, let's do any anthology. Uh, that's timely one as well because of the new Shutter TV show that's coming out. I don't know about this. We're gonna have, you're gonna have to tell me. They're doing a, uh, they're doing a creep show, antholy show on there right now. Oh, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's cool. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's cool. Oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a, that's a, that's a that's a that's a thi. thi. thi. th's better than creep show too, which we'll be discussing next week. If you have Amazon Prime, it's free on there right now. Is the subtitle on that phone-in-it-in? Oh yeah. I mean is the movie phone in it in? Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So yeah, we'll be talking about that next week. Yeah, my friend and your to be thii. to th. Yeah. Yeah. th us th us th us th-I th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-in'-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-in. th-s-wea-wea-t-tod-toda-t-t-t-tom-tri-tom-toda-toda-tri-today-today-today-today-today-in th-toda-in thini. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And... You can find us on the internet. You can talk to us.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Get at us on social media. For sure. Not the young ones, the old ones. We're not on that Tick-Tock. It's videos? It's like, yeah, it's Vines, kind of.ock's and like parody them? I don't know. From what I understand, that's how Lil Nause X got real big, by Old Town Road being on every Tick-Tock video for a while. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Good for Lil'Naz X. And Billy Ray Cyrus. And I only know this because it was on an NPR podcast. I figured that's where you heard it, and I that it I didn't want you to feel embarrassed but human worth is original Support your local NPR station for sure
Starting point is 00:41:52 Thanks for listening to another episode of Wearthe true.

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