Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 252- Hocus Pocus (1993)

Episode Date: October 28, 2019

In this week's episode we're discussing the 1993 kid-friendly horror film "Hocus Pocus," but a word to the wise: this episode is not kid-friendly as we originally intended. Whoops! Special topics for your consideration include: French aristocrat parties?!, the potential for "peak SJP" and also lightly crushing on Matthew Broderick, what happens when a teenage boy is turned into a cat, wondering whether we actually tried to start a feud with Bette Midler or if we're mis-remembering and the most wonderful time of the year.  If you're looking for a kid-friendly episode, we did exactly one. It's Episode 82- "Coraline." If you're looking for a terribly un-kid-friendly episode, perhaps try Episode 127- "Slither," which is like 80% dick jokes.  Please also go check out our YouTube companion episode for this week, in which we rank the all-time movie witches and open a gift from a listener. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

Katie? Katie. Happy Halloween to you too. I know it's a couple days early but it's Halloween. I mean, fudge it. It's Halloween. We were going to try to do a no-cursing episode so this could be kid friendly and we didn't even make it 19 seconds. I'm garbage. Which is good because we just filmed a video where we drank a 9% alcohol lemonade and like I wasn't I was gonna curse let's be fair. I'm glad you did it first last time too we tried not to do it. I'm glad it's not me. It is not you. Do you know this movie is directed by the director of Newsies?

What? Kenny Ortega directed Newsies. Wow. Kenny Ortega has a flair for the spectacular. A choreographer who also did some choreography on Dirty Dancing. I love that movie. Yeah. We should do that movie. Don't you think?

We're doing it to which sister. Okay, fair. It's like more like a cousin, but sure. What movie are we doing? We're doing the 1993 film, Hocus Pocus. Hocus. Hocus. This is totally for children of the same age as me, because I would have been nine when this movie came out. Oh sure. Yeah, I've never seen it before.

And I know a lot of people liked it, so we'll start there. Yeah, it's funny, like I remember it being floppish for a Disney movie. But in 2019, you would not know that. Yeah, I see like people were like Sanderson's sister's t-shirts. And like... Yeah, they are a cult hit for sure. Yeah. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And their, I their, I their, I th. And their. And I th. I th. I th. I th. I their I their I their I their. And I their. And I their. And I their. And I their. And I I I their. And I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I their. And I I I I I I I. And I I I. And I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I their, I their, I their, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I th. And, I th. Yeah. I see like people with like Sanderson sisters t-shirts and like yeah they are a cult hit for sure. Yeah yeah I mean I think there's a lot of like joyousness to this movie that maybe in 2019 we need. Sure I mean from the leader of the resistance Bet Midler like you see follow her Twitter? I don't know. No she is on it. Really she really hates that president. Whichever one that is. Sure. Yeah you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they th. th. they they they th. they they th. they they they are they they they are they they are they are they they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are thi. She really hates that president. Whichever one that is. Sure.

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I cannot believe what passes for PG in the 90s, and this movie's got some bad stuff at it. Like some really grotesque imagery and like scary things about children and teenagers sleeping together in a bed. 100% sleeping though. Yeah, but still I feel like that wouldn't together in a bed. 100% sleeping though. Yeah, but still, I feel like that wouldn't fly in a PG now. No. I feel like, especially when I was growing up and before,

like stuff for kids was straight up scary. Yeah, I mean, this was not, this would have scared the shit out of me when I was nine. Yeah. I mean, it's cute andy but like like them taking that little girl and killing her at the beginning is a little much. So it's funny we were watching this and Missy was just like the witch was just a remake of this movie. Yeah I thought she was I thought Emily was going off to join the witches. I have a note that says yes Emily you should run off and join the witches. She's I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I the. I. I the. I the. I. I the. I. I the. I the. I the. I the. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah...... Yeah.. Yeah.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. I. I. I. off and join the witches. She's not. They're gonna murder her and steal her childhood? Yeah, her assences. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But the flip side is that the Sanderson sisters

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My class issues were striking right up against this television program. That's fair. I thin she doesn't have single like line that you can understand. Except when she's yelling amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. That's true. Yeah, she's just like a wonderful little child running around this movie. But she's an adult woman. So it's a little, like a little nail. She's a little now. A movieell. I'm a movie that probably very few of our listeners have seen. Very few of our hosts have seen. You've never seen Nell? I know about Nell. Whatever. I'm sure it's fantastic. I don't know,

honestly. And then you've got, uh, as the protagonist. I'm sure it's fantastic. I don't know, honestly. And then you've got, as the protagonist, you've got Omri Katz as Max. Do we know him? Oh, he was in a TV show called Erie Indiana that I remember. Okay, I remember that show, but I didn't watch it. Yeah. It was like a spooky kid show type thing. Yeah, Thorough Burch. Yeah, baby Thora watch it. Yeah. It was like a spooky kid show type thing. Uh, uh, uh, Thora Birch? Yeah, baby Thorough Birch.

Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. You know what? You're going to see her titties six years later in American Beauty. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Wow. That's a little gross when. Straight up baby child. She's a child. Yeah. Also, I was thinking, when we did the seven episode,

you were talking about goops, her red lips. Yes, it's perfect. And when we first meet Thoroughburt, she has insanely red lips. Yeah, was that part of her Halloween costume? Or does that child wear lipstick? It was so weird. It was so weird. Yeah, it's super weird. And her career, boy, that didn't go well. The last thing I saw her in was a lifetime movie

about the pregnancy pact with these like high school girls who all agreed to get pregnant at the same time by the same dude, a real life story. And she's like the intrepid journalist scoping it out. And I was like, agree, yeah, yeah. Sko Joe was also great in that movie. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. She's too pretty to be good at anything, is my feeling? Can't be both. And then there's Vanessa Shaw, which I feel like I should know from things. She's a very familiar looking. Yeah. I feel like she's like a type where there's like other actresses out there, actors out there that look not unlike her. As we're saying that I think the answer is Rachel McAdams. She's okay. Yeah, yeah. He's a Rachel

MacAdams. Also her name is spelled wrong. That's all. You can't spell your name like that. And then F. Bakery Binks. Yeah, like... That kid is a... I'm sorry, Sean Murray. He is a deep drop-off from the rest of the cast. Is he not a lot of work for... Well, I just met in the talent category. Sure. Thorough Birch is knocking it out of the park and he's...

She's very charismatic. He's not so much. Yeah. And then my personal personal personal personal personal personal favoritecherson. A very disturbing character. A zombie who's had his mouth sewn shut and this is for children. Yeah. Like what if Edward Scissorhands was a zombie? What if Edward Scissorhands was a zombie and also like cut open his mouth souchers to call someone a hoe. Basically. I love when we first meet him and he's just doing the, he's got like the like

dismissive hand gestures and everything. Get away from me. Yeah. Did you see him in the what we do in the shadows TV show? What was Doug Jones on that? He's like the big, the big bed that lives in the what we do in the shadows TV show. What was Doug Jones on that? He's like the big, the big bed that lives in their attic. Oh really? Yeah, okay.

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You see their feet dangling? It's sort of... But you feel like you saw that shit all, like, what do you watch like the old Disney cartoons? Like that, they're just fucking like, remember the old Pinocchio cartoon? Sort of. Where he like goes to the island and gets, like one kid gets turned into an ass? Oh, that's right. That's fucking terrifying. They're all like children playing billiards and smoking. Yeah, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, like, thi, tho, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th revisit all that shit. Oh no, I know I don't have to watch Pinocchio. Nobody has

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Which is like a dream come true? Like, who doesn't want to have a cat in their house? I honestly think that if you also, if you die and you were like a good person and there is reincarnation, you're coming back as like a house cat. Sure. You live the ideal life. Cushy as fuck. Cushy as fuck.

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In the ocean. So yeah, there's the whole like we meet Max. He's a dick. The teacher's rude to him, which I really enjoy. Just making fun of him for being a hippie. I also really liked her for her like really enthusiastic Halloween witch story that she was telling. She was like loving every minute of it and those kids were eating it up. It was so cool. Yeah. Especially with like you know how fucking miserable the actual witchcraft roles were like they're not like like this movie kind of implies that they were though. When they're about to be that they were though.

When they're about to be hung and they're like, Witches, yes? Yes. Oh, this is also written by Mick Garris, who is a director who's done a bunch of Stephen King adaptations and stuff. Oh, good. Any good ones? I think he may have done the Stephen Weber TV show. Well, we haven't seen that. We don't know if it's good.

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Oh my god, even has ice carved into his head. Not carved into his head, shaved into his head. It's different, different movie. Yeah, so they're making fun of vanilla ice, which is funny. Yeah. Yeah, it's 1993. They steal his fucking tennis shoes. That is such a 90s conceit having your shoes stolen. I think it probably did happen.

It might still happen, but I feel like you heard about it in the 90s. In 90s was when people were being killed for their sneakers. Sure. Yeah, which did not happen to Max. No. Just stole. And then I have the note, oh, I guess it's it's Halloween Halloween, it's Halloween, it's Halloween, it's Halloween, it's Halloween, it's Halloween, it's a Halloween, it's a Halloween, it's a Halloween, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's a thi, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's a that's a thi. that's a thi. thi. that's a th. that's a that's a thi. that's a that's a that's a the that's thi. that's that's thi. that's thi. thi. thi. thi have the note, oh, I guess it's Halloween day. I didn't realize it was Halloween. Yeah, they don't kick in until the end there. So he has to take his sister, Thorough Birch, who is also known as Danny.

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They fucked. There goes our kid-friendly episode, honestly. There's just Benjamin Franklin's in there fucking away. I'll bleep out Benjamin Franklin. Yeah, I'd say the name, please. I don't want to cast aspersions. Oh, and when he takes Thoroughburtch out trigger-treating, he puts on sunglasses in his hat. What do you dress to us for Halloween? A rap singer. His dad turns the hot sideways.

I was like, well, this could go real south real quick, huh? Yeah. Max and Thoroughburch get hassled by the hoodlums again. Now there's like 27 of them. Yeah, who are they? Why don't they ever come back? Also, I'm eating Ar, I'm sorry. Also, why would you be fucking beholden to these two fucking nerds? These kids suck...

They suck super bad. Yeah, and they're not even like sucky kids that could probably sell you weed. They're just sucky kids. They don't even make funny jokes. No, mm-mm. But they do laugh at their bad jokes. Yeah. Really does look like Taylor Swift though. So we find out that Allison's mom owned the Salem Historical Museum or whatever and like never cleaned any of it up just locked the doors and walked away from it? She was done with it. I mean what? Don't pass over one of these most important lines

in this movie though. What's up? When Thorough Birch first meets Allison, she's like, oh, Allison, Max likes your yabos. Oh my god. That's pretty funny. That's funnier than anything the bullies say. It is. Yabos. Was that a thing?

Was that a word? I have heard it bandied about in reference to breasts before. In the locker room. Yes, I often am. You should stop hanging out there? Ah, just where my butts are. Nice! J! So we go to the Sanderson Sister House, which is now a museum. Yeah. Which is just all their stuff in cases, which is fucking hilarious. It is funny.

I just laughed that she was like, I don't want to run this museum anymore. Yeah. Buy. Didn't sell any of it, didn't box any of it up. Just, just there. Is that just a commentary on like the Uber Rich and how they just like like this cast off society they're they're they're they're throw their toys away and not worry about them? I guess so. That's probably why she was also having a French aristocracy party, you know?

Gross. Do you think that's the theme every year? Yeah, yeah, right before they put on the eyes wide shut masks. Gross. Oh, and while the kids are breaking into the Sanderson Museum, what is it, Thackeray Bickston or whatever the fuck is, Binks, Binks, is watching them. Right, he's a cat. Yeah, and then it comes and it talks to him. It's kind of weird. What does he say to them? Hey, what's up?

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So yeah, he lights the black flame candle, not easy to say. And, uh, which, which will raise the witches on a full moon on Halloween, which only happens like once every 200 years or something. Yeah, right? It's lit by a virgin. Right. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, tho, tho, tha, tho, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, oh? It went a flip by a virgin. Oh, right. That's also a thing they make a big deal of in this movie for children. That means he hasn't fucked. His sister calls him a virgin like 15 times. I'm like, do you have a list? Do you have like a checklist or when you'll know what you won't be anymore? It's very gross. It's like, they thi Do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do have like, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do you, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do you, do you, do you, do you, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do you have like, do, do, like they saw monsters go out and was like, you know that scene where the little girl says is she a version and then we like move on? Yeah, what if we didn't move on? Yeah, she is very much a Phoebe, isn't she? I love Phoe-fee so much. Yeah, me too.

So he lays the candle, the floorboard start bouncing all around, light bulbs are exploding and then they light as candles, which I enjoyed. Yeah. And the witches come back. They are disoriented, I guess. But not only briefly. Yeah, not so much that they can't spit out the line Shishka baby or something like that. And they have this book, right?

The book design is also pretty grotesque for what this movie is. Multiple times it's mentioned that it's bound in human flesh. Yeah, and there's an eyeball moving around it. It's somebody's face. Yeah, if you don't think about it, it's fine. Sure. Just don't think about that. Oh my god. This might be the scariest movie we've ever done. I love when the scissors run out of the museum after the kids like thwart them and are able to get out because Max is a real trickster

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Is he just like, 99 out of a hundred times, they'll say no, but one of them wants to fuck on a pile of trash. Yeah, it's ridiculous. Like that approach to the world is just like, word? Yeah, word. This is when the fire truck comes by and freaks them out and they run back into the house. And then they go, oh, they need to get their book back. Right, because the kids have stolen the book? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did they do that? They knew they needed to take the book. Okay. Because her mom had the museum, I guess?

Wonder if her mom's heart want? French aristocracy fuck party. That's right. That's right. So the kids and the cat head to the cemetery, the witches head to the cemetery. They bring Billy Butchersome back. So he was Winifred's boyfriend who cheated on her with Sarah. Yeah. And she, so she killed him.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But it wasn't like that mad at Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Jessica. No. No. No. Also, I always crack up when I understand that. I understand that her name is Sarah Jessica.

But when, uh, when people... Do you think people? There was a thing years ago where like she would correct people. Oh, my name's Sarah Jessica. I guess it's like if your name's Mary Ann and people call you Mary, you didn't know my name. Yeah, it's just a very uncommon first name. It's a lot of name. I was like, please, Alan Marshall. I'd call you Alan Marshall. For a while I tried going to be a, to be a, I'm, like. to be a to. to be. to be, like, like, like, like, like, like, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to to to to to to to to to to be, like, to be, to be, like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm, and I to be to be to be to be to they. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their called Alan Marshall? For a while I tried going by A Marshall. Didn't. Oh wow that's rich. Yeah, it's not going to work for you. Especially when there's a three at the end of my name. Yeah, Marshall. Just a pop his ass. Three. Mm-hmm. You can have a rich guy last name too. We won't discuss it here. Do I think it's a rich guy the guy name. Do I?? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I I I I I that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I that. I that. Yeah. I that. Yeah. I that. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I that's. Yeah. I that's. I that's. I that's. Yeah. I that's. Yeah. I that's. I that's. Yeah. Yeah. I that's. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I. I th. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I that. I that. Yeah. Yeah. I that. Yeah. Yeah. I that. I that. I that. Yeah. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that tongue in a rich guy name kind of way. It's a lot of New England.

Sure, sure, sure, and it's actually Old England. That's the tremendous way. So they bring back Billy Butcherson and immediately, Jessica Barker's like, hey. Yeah, hi, Billy. That is funny. I'll give her that. You get one. I'll give you that. Don't have a lot of notes for this. It's just a lot of chasing around, right? Yeah. And like Binks gets run over by a car and his squish little cat bodies on the ground and we just have a child looking at it and that's also so upsetting. So upsetting. They're just showing me a smushed body. I do love that she s-a. th. th. th. th. that's. th. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the th. the the th. the the the the th. thi. thi. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. th. to. th. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to the to to the the to thi. th. th. I th. I body. I do love that she immediately fell in love with him. And I was like, how that's such a little kid thing to do of just like meeting an animal movie. Like, this is my best friend.

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You know all those dances your parents went to when you were a kid? No. And also like what happens to sort of hand-wave away the parent involvement is that the witches show up there and curse them all to quote dance to death? So like if this had the spell hadn't been broken all the parents would be dead too. Except for Allison's parents who are not at the dance but are having a French aristocracy fuck party. Why are they not concerned about their daughter being missing? Oh, they're not. They're not thinking about their daughter.

I see. You know, it's really starting to add up. It's a comment about the rich tossing away things they don't need as they don't pay attention to their children. Yeah, you you tell me about. First off, I'm disappointed that the band playing wasn't a swing band. They had all the hallmarks of a squirrel nut zippers. They did, they really did, including there being like 30 of them? Like 93, I guess a little later would have been squirrel nuts I would have been like 96. Yeah, 97 I want to add the cherry, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to the the the to to the to the to the the to to to the to tho tho, the the the thi, thi, thi, the the th. the their their their, their their their their, their their, their, their their their, their, their their their, their their their their, their their their, their one their one their, their one their, their, their, their, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, their, say yeah and add the cherry popping daddies. How did we let that?

I don't know though it feels like a joke that could have been in this movie quite honestly. There's got to be one guy that in that band's just like I just don't tell anybody what band I'm in. Oh yeah I'm going out on tour with who I'll be back in a little a while. Yeah. Less than Jake. Less than Jake? I don't know. I'll see you later. I'd be proud to be in less than Jake. I do like that the kids, so I think the kids know the parents are there and they go there to try to get help. And their parents won't listen to them because they're just like partying so hard. Is dad Dracula and pajamas? Yeah, he's dadcula. Dad Kula. Dadkila. Yeah. And mom is like a super sexy Madonna. She looks great.

And she's like all embarrassed that the kids see her wearing that cone bra seemingly. Because wasn't that like from the Madonna like sex book era? Yeah, for sure. And Vogue and all that stuff? This is super sexy Madonna. I have written musical number and choreography, but I don't really remember what the musical number looked like. So I'd like you to describe it to me. I was just Bet Midler like doing the Screaming Jay Hawkins, I put a spell on you song.

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Which you give the film a C-minus. Geez. I I feel like Bet Miller didn't seem unhappy in this role. At the time of this movie, and maybe later, but at the time she said this was the most fun she ever had acting. I bet. It seems like you're just going to work and getting to be a goof. Yeah. Oh fuck that's hateful. Yeah, yeah. You'll be depressed as hell. Yeah, a lot of things are depressing as hell.

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just like chasing around, which is a little like, oh boy. Yeah. So they trick the sisters. Wait they if she flies away in a vacuum cleaner and it smacks are right in the bum bum which I laughed at quite a bit. Oh that's right because they have to go and get new broom. So, uh, Bet Midler gets a broom. S.J.P. gets a mop and Kathy and Jimmy gets a fucking hoover. And it just, it like swings back and just clocks are right in the cooch. I love how uncomfortable they all are in those flying harnesses. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is in a, what, what. where the guy like, I don't think I don't think anyone died, but someone got severely injured because they were doing like the rope stuff because it's Spider-Man and like you fell. Fuck, yeah. Or poor Brandon Lee, never forget.

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OK. And the teens, because the teens are used, because they're trying to fix, uh, Beckery Binks. Right. Which he gets very pissed. Oh, there's an adorable scene where Thoroughburch goes to sleep with the cat. Oh, God, damn it. Damn it. But then you think about that cat also just being like a teenage boy.

Oh, I do not think about that. Oh, I do not it's terrible. Well, I guess he's been a cat. He was a cat for much longer than he was a teenage boy. It's true. So then the witch is kidnapped Danny? Oh right, they're like trying to make potion, I guess. And then they feed that to children, and that kills the potion recipe in it. Right, because they try doing it on their own and they can't remember. Even though Sarah Jessica Parker does remember what they need,

they needed a dead man's toes. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because earlier in the movie she was going, to toes, toes, toes, and toes, and they were throwing to towes to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to toe toe toe toe toe toe toes it, and toes it, and toes it, and toes it, and toes toes toes toes toes, and toes toes, and toes, and toes, and toes, and toes, and toes, and toes, and toes, and toes, and toes, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toes, and become whole because if the sun comes up and they have not stolen a child's essence, they'll die, they'll turn to dust. But they're also like summoning every child in the town to them?

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He's like hard to watch. I can't believe they could not get another child for that. I love that his sister looks like like like the the she just had done screaming I'm in a movie. She's always just so like yay! Which is adorable and so yeah so the then the kids have a conversation about some of them are dead and some of them aren't. Yeah because Biggs dies but Billy doesn't No, he puts himself back in his grave. That's also kind of bleak. Is he just like sentient down there now? Oh. Yeah, why did he get back in there?

He's got to go back to sleep. That he had that he's just been laying in the ground dreaming for 300 years. Yeah, maybe. That's also very upsetting. Very bleak. God, this is a very scary movie. Why the note, Ghost Pink sucks? He sucks so bad. I feel bad because we're talking about a kid, but he's so bad. He's like, he must have been somebody's nephew or something. Like, he's cometically bad. So that's the end of the movie? Yeah. Except for the parents walking out and being like,

hey, where is everybody? What's going on? Do they think they just got like super hammered there? I assume so. That's amazing. And then we see the book and its eye opens up, and then it's. You like this movie? I do. You'd seen it before?

I had. A bunch? No. No, I think it's the second time I've ever seen it. For sure. Yeah, okay, good. This is definitely a little kid horror comedy. Yeah.

Yeah. So Katie, let's go to the ratings phase. You want to go first? I would like you to go first since this is your first time seeing it. I'm interested to see what you thought. It's very funny. There are a lot of cute scenes. It's also a little sloggy at parts where there's just witches chasing around children. And there's also that so uncomfortable I think it's because I was never a cool young teen and now as an adult I'm like it

gross I think it's also that thing like the further you get from it the grosser it's exactly yeah exactly and I'm pretty fucking far from it but other than thackeray b, I think the acting is good. Yeah. I think it's well written. It's beautiful. It's funny. It's scary at points.

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I know, when you realize that Cameron is the one you loved all along. Yeah. Do you want to do a little thing called Mailbag? I would love to. All right, let's get this going in the world. Katie. Alan. We got a review. Oh, the thin. We th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.............................................................................................. had some podcast Republic ones to read too. Oh my god, I forgot we have the best one to read.

Go ahead. This is from Olivia Rose P. Five Stars. Hi, Olivia Rose P. Olivia says, hilarious. Great hosts and spotter on reviews. Also, Katie is right. Horses are giant, untrainable dogs and cannot be trusted. Yes. That is so fucking true.

Yeah. Thank you so much for that review and thank you for being so right. I love that review because if you were someone looking for a podcast and you came across, what is going on? Not as much as you might think that if you came across this review on Podcasts Republic. Thank you for this. I'm sorry. I need to like take a moment and give this the gravitas it deserves because I'm gonna enjoy a pumpkin while that's happening. You should do that.

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Woof. Thanks, buddy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. You deserve it. Is that our first dog review? I think so, that I know of. Katie. Alan.

What are we going to do next week? We're going to do our previously scheduled film, Chud. Chud. Yeah. I'm excited to talk about Chud with you. Yeah, I've got some thoughts on it. I'm glad to hear that. Good because we have to feel like, you know, 45-you to to the to the to the to the to the the to the to the the to the tha to the and see our video for this episode. Katie did an amazing bracket. Yeah, crown the queen which. And go to T public. T-E-E-P-U-B-L-I-C.

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