Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 254- Hell House LLC (2015)

Episode Date: November 11, 2019

In this week's episode, we try to keep the Halloween vibes alive with the 2015 found footage film "Hell House LLC." Special topics for your consideration include: COGNETTI!, questionable choices, Steven Weber, having plot holes that are not filled until the sequel, and...wait, which one is Tony? Do you like found footage films? If so, you might be into Episode 15- "The Blair Witch Project," Episode 48- "Unfriended," Episode 63- "The Taking of Deborah Logan," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters." Please also go check out our teen magazine/Buzzfeed inspired quiz show on our Youtube companion episode. While you're there, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Kanyei! So many Cognetti fingers in this. I assumed when you were doing that last time that Cognetti was the demon. I assumed when you were doing that last time that Cognetti was the demon. Racist? Harsh. No. I assumed... Oh, all Italians are evil. Cognetti! I just assumed that someone in the movie was like,

no, Cagnetti! But instead it's just 200 members of the Cagnetti family each gave $100 to make this movie. There's five, I think five Cognetti's credit in this. They each have 10 fingers, that's 50 Cognetti fingers in this movie. Just in this movie so many Cognetti. I've typed the word Cognetti so many times to my friend Tara in all caps. That now my phone auto corrects, Cognetti, to all caps.

Did you mean, Canyetti? Coney! I gotta be honest, I love the Cognetties. Oh, they did a great thing. Yeah. And that's, I just think like that's the worst thing they did, honestly. But it was like, oh, there's probably like 14 other movies called Hell House, and we can't possibly rename this. I mean, imagine another name for a movie about a haunted house. There just cannot be. Conyettie!

This is like it's a little sub-genre now, the haunted house horror movie. Oh, I didn't know that. Well, there's Haunt, which came out this year. It's on the shutter. It's good. It's a much like meaner movie than this movie. Yeah. And I feel like there's another one, too, that I'm going to totally flank on right now.

I think it's Hell House LLC too, which I have also seen. You haven't seen the trace yet. No, I meant we were going to watch it at Ladies Nightmare. My kid was sick and I missed it. And I started watching it and then I just didn't get to finish it. So I am like a little more than two-thirds of the way through the Hellhouse LLC franchise. Are the Cognetti's? the Cany's th. Oh th. Oh th. Oh thi th. Oh thi thi thi still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still the thi thi thi thi still still still still still still still still still still still still the C. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, Canietties. Oh, the C. Oh, the C. Oh, th. Oh, the C. Oh, the C. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the con. Oh, the C. Oh, the C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. Yeah, the C. Yeah, the C. Yeah, the C. Yeah, the C. Yeah. C. Yeah. C. Yeah. Oh, the C. Oh, the C.. Bless you, Cagnetti's. So tell us what this movie is, since you're the resident LHLLC expert. This movie is sort of a found footage slash documentary about a group of people who comprise, LLC LLC, limited liability company, and they are haunted house builders. They have built a number of successful

haunted houses in the past, but now have moved out of New York City into Abadon, New York, where they build another haunted house in a abandoned hotel and things go terribly wrong. I love that it's an abandoned hotel and Abadon is so close to abandoned. Oh it's also I guess a demon but it's also which they say in the movie yeah but it's also apparently a character in Warhammer 40,000. Abadon the despoiler is what Rob I think to spoiler I think that's right if it's not right I'm sorry and like don't at me but Rob will be more mad at me than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to be. I to be. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I I I I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be. I to be to be to be to to be the to the to the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the spoiler, I think that's right. If it's not right, I'm sorry and like, don't at me. But Rob will be more mad at me than you could ever be for not knowing that. So. I think it's also, I want to say the guitar player of heavy metal band Venom is named Abadon.

I bet that's not his Christian name. No, it's like it's like Rick Abadon Smith. Vince, Brynson. Cagnetti! So... I'm a little confused about the timeline on this. It's like 209 is when the bad thing happens. When are we starting off with the documentary? Is it 10 years later? Five years later.

Yeah. Okay, I couldn't quite figure out where we off with the documentary? Is it 10 years later? Five years later? Yeah. Okay, I couldn't quite figure out where we were on the timeline. Yeah, it's not real clear about the timeline and it's not real clear about what actually happens. A lot of that is explained in the second movie, so you kind of have to see Hellhouse LLC too, understand Hellhouse LLC Una? House LLC, Uno. There's a scene in this movie where one character is explaining something that's going on to another character and as they get to the explanation a splice scene is cut in of somebody else being like abid a da da da da da

and then it goes back to the conversation like yeah yeah I get it I understand yeah and I went did I am I okay are you talking about the the scene where they're like sitting in a field with a wheat, with a big blade of grass like swaying in front of them? Yeah, that is all explained in the second movie. Which is like, you probably didn't know you were gonna get three Cagnetti's, so it's a gamble, yeah. Oh, I just realized I asked a question in the game for the YouTube video

That you wouldn't know it was about the investment So you wouldn't know that unless you watch Hell Hells LLC, too Well, I think it comes out that he's fucked up the finances. They never say it's the finances. Oh, really? But whatever I mean spoilers for Hells LLC too. I'm so sorry? I'm sorry. Oh, I think they're supposed to know it. Oh, I the the the the the the the the the the they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, they. Oh, I they. Oh, I they. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. so sorry. But we watched this and Rob was like what are they talking about? And I was like, I don't think you're supposed to know. And he was like, but you know? And I was like, yes I do. The least spooky thing, although real life terrifying thing. So we start up with this YouTube video of these kids going into the Haunted House or the Hell House LLC. I wish the LLC was a their side. Just let people know what they're getting into. Also, the graphic design of their side is like Soups Budge and I'm way into it. And they're so proud of it. It looks so good. Look at this. How could you drive right by this? Like I would. You like a haunted house? You do. No. I thought you liked them. They spook me out. You used to. I've been to Phantom Fright Nights once. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't, I have like social anxiety, so I get real bugged out when people jump at me. Yeah, that's reasonable. Which is weird that I went to punk shows for 20 years. There's a lot of jumping at me back then. Well, they're not just like coming out from a corner and going, you, you,'re rarely trying to shock you at a bug show. Yeah. Oh, Mosby! Yeah, yeah, you know what's going to happen. He's wait for the breakdown. Yeah. No, I, I, I, I get, I get bugged out and then like, movies like this and that haunt movie like just like, that's basically about a group of people, spoiler alert for haunt that are just killing people. Oh no, yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the, they, they, they, they, they, they. Yeah, they, they. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi, thi, thi, thi, for haunt, that are just killing people at a like a,

oh no, that's a lot meaner, huh? A knockup, like, oh there's a haunted house over here, why don't you come over here? That's gross. Yeah. I mean I'll probably watch it. It's good. It's good. Yeah, it was good. But yeah, I just get bugged out by them. Yeah. And I got scared by one when I was like five. So it's just like gonna burn into my little baby brain. Yeah. And it was fascinated by one. I think I've talked about it on here before the Brigantine Castle. No, I don't know that. In New Jersey there's the Brigantine Beach and there was a long pier that had a castle on it that was a haunted house. Whoa. And they used to show commercials for it, like because I lived close enough to see them. And I was just fucking fast because there's like a scene where someone's decapitated and like I think electricity is running out of their neck and it's just like super spooks. It was fun. It was like super cheap but fun but it burnt down like 1985 so I never got to go to it.

Oh, that's heartbreaking. That really is heartbreaking. But it's like so that's burned into my head of like, yeah, I want to do that. But I don't actually like going to the image. I'm sorry, I thought you did. No, it's okay. I didn't mean to accuse you. Last time when I went to Phantom Bright Nights, we came around a corner on one of them and a guy was just standing there smoking a cigarette, and thu. b b b b b b b b... Earned that 715 hour camp.

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And we're told that like the town has covered this up and there's no information, the police won't give any information. Right. Not even to the victim's families, which is like, also you cannot, that cannot be. There would be so many lawsuits. Yeah, right. But Sarah resurfaces and she provides them with a bag full of tapes. Yeah, video tapes. That they had taped like every moment of setting up Hell House.

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No. I wouldn't really push for that anyway. full of tapes. They're like, cool. Mark's gonna go look at these right now. It's Mitchell who is the main character of Hell House LLC 2. Yeah, Mitchell Kavanaugh. Yeah, he's pretty great. He's actually really terrible in Hell else LLC2 and I'm sorry to keep talking about it but he's a Russian actor or maybe Romanian, but he's from somewhere in Eastern Europe. And occasionally he just like slips into that accent. Even though his name is Mitchell Kavanaugh, it's pretty good. Okay, anyway, go on. So Mitchell takes the tapes and he's gonna go look at him and then we don't see him for a while.

Yeah. And then Sarah doesn't really have any other information? That's interesting. What do they to be a lot of hours of tape. We get a lot more of talking to Squinty Hitler. Or Squint to Hitler. Yeah. And this guy, I'm just, I'm not going to, I'm not going to. I can't, but. He just, yeah, he just says a vibe to him and I'm like, ugh.

Yeah, it's a weird vibe. He has a weird face. Um, and Diane, who is interviewing Sarah is a terrible interviewer. She is the worst actor in this movie. She's very oddly antagonistic the whole time. And then being like, no, no, no, no, oh yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, oh my god, yeah. But I should also put this out there. These people are, by no stretch of the imagination, the worst actors we have ever seen. Oh my god, no, no, we're mocking them because there isn't much else to

mock right now, yeah. So we start seeing the footage. That's what we do. We're a mockumentary and I was like, no, that's, that's like spinal tap is a mockumentary. This is just a foe documentary. A focumentary. That's not good. Meet the focumentaries. So we see this like random footage of them going out to, uh, Abadon. And the whole thing with like Sarah not knowing about Last man on earth or no legend. Legend. Yeah, I am legend

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It's the pot smoking scene in Blair Witch. Yeah. Right. I hate it. It makes me feel very uncomfortable. But also all of these characters are at first interchangeable. Like when we watch this movie, a ladies nightmare, it took us damn near half the movie to figure out which character was which. I still don't 100% know the difference. I think, or no, Alex and Tony's the guy who's like, toe, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, the the, like, like, like, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the the the the, the, the, the the, the, the, the the the, the, the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th.... th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, to. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. the. thi, thi, thi, thi, think. No, Alex and Tony. I don't know the difference. Alex is the guy who's like pushing the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, but like, Tony's like, Mike, can I tell you,

on my, if you had gotten Tony in the quiz in our, in our YouTube video would have been? Wait, which one are you? Did you even get a death scene. I don't remember him. Like, he's like, I think that's why I don't know who he is because he just flits in and out of the movie. He's real generic looking to. He's like he's the buff one, I guess that doesn't have the chinniest chin who ever chinned. That's Mac. That's Mac. And Alex and Mack are fighting the whole time. They just are budding heads. They're just a bunch of headbutters. Yeah. They just can't seem to get along.

I like that scene where they're fighting outside the car and Sarah sticks her head out them and it goes, guys, I'm really hungry. I'm like, I'm going to pee in a bush. They're like, we have just go pee in a bush. Yeah, I'm going to pee in a bush. Who has not peed in a bush? You're 30, we're told.

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Oh, where's that? It's in the Lehigh valley. Of course it is. I should have guessed. It turns out we just ran out of name so we started smashing things together. Lee Highton, that's where we are right now. But yeah, it's like an actual haunt, and I guess the person who ran the haunt became the production designer, which is cool. That is cool. Because I use it for all three movies, the same set. Oh really? Yeah. And I think that's one of the things that's done really well in this movie is we spend so much time walking around in that house that when like shit starts going down at the end, you like sort of feel like you know it you know it's like it's, it's, and you can tell it's like a real small town haunted house.

You know, like small budge haunted house. Like it's not OTT or like what's just like, you know, special effects and stuff. It's just like. It's like spider webs made out of like cotton and things like that. Which is interesting because we are sort of led to believe that they're very successful at this. Yeah, for sure. I would think they would have better props if they they've they've they've their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, this. Yeah, for sure. I would think they would have better props if they've been doing it for years, you know what I mean? I loved the whole

thing of just being like to give them that history, they're like, dude, remember Queens? Yeah. I'm sorry, it's never doing it to talk, bro. Bro. This is a thing I really don't like to in movies or in life is like when people are just throwne the the the th th th th the th th th th th th. like th. like th. Like th. Like to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, like, to, like, like, to, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, likeating. Because like do it for a little bit and then let it go, but just like it's not fun to be a viewer in that scene, you know? Does the guy that played New York Satan come back in the later movies? No. Unless he shows up in three, but I don't think so. Hey, I'm Fucking Lucifer over here. I did like that quite a bit.

I wanted him to be a character that's, Oh, what the fuck is everybody? I'm Satan. Did you not notice that he was the big bad at the end of this one? It was New York Lucifer, he took that chain up woman and just shoved a piece of right in her face. I have so many issues with that. Uh-huh. But yeah, when it like, so it, starts going off the rails pretty quick with Paul doing

the annoying thing of waking up and turning on the video camera. Yeah. I got a vlog. He has a 1990. He has a 1990. Yeah. And I think I wonder if that actor really has that tattoo. I didn't even know.

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Okay, Boomer. I'm still just reeling from like, people from who were born the year that I graduated are full-blown, fucking adults and almost 30 years old. Oh yeah. That's cray-yeah. If I can use the parlance of a couple years ago. Yeah, several many years ago. Yeah, so he wakes up and like, he's like, oh man, I'm just so, whatever, this is, I was

looking for some, you know, ladies out here. I just wanted to get some, yeah, what's up? He's just like set up immediately to be a gross predator. Yeah. 100% and le leans into it later. He does. And when he's talking to the woman later, it's like, how has this ever worked for you? Like no woman wants to be talked to like this. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Ugh.

And she's like, ha ha. So I guess she does. For some reason there's a fucking red light bulb in the hallway too, which was just in fury. And he's sleeping with the door open. Yeah. Somebody walks into the doorway and just is staring at him with like a big frightway gone. He's like, Sarah? It's a very tall person.

Very tall, at least six, five. And then he's like, whatever, and rolls over and goes the fuck back to sleep. I would be dead. Oh my god, it was infuriated. He does two later on when he pulls the covers over his head. I found that very relatable. Really? Yes. Because I think that's what I would do, honestly. And just be like, this will go away, this will go away, this will go away. You know? I found foundthat to be very relatable for a person who is absolutely sure that they would never fight in

one of these situations, you know, people say like I'm not going down without a fight but I'm 100% am. I'm just going to to tell you're like, I'm just going down with, I hope, I hope, I hope, that I hope that I stand like, I'm a demon, but I'm still gonna walk away from this. You're like, okay, nah, stats are not in my favor. I'm unfortunately wearing that shirt that says I'm definitely asthmatic if you're going to win. You have that shirt? You should get that.

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But one of them does say this is a hotel there's there's there's there's their, put them down here. Like, maybe they were in a box and the box got tiped over. Yeah, you didn't bug out that all the furniture was laying on its side. Yeah, madam. And they're talking immediately like, oh yeah, we're gonna have like four clowns here. Or however many clowns we can fit in this area thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thia thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they thi. they thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they they th. they th. they they're th. they they're th.. I feel like they should be clown fitting professionals. I feel like they should know how many clowns are gonna fit in an area. I feel like they should be able to look at any wall and be like three, four, two maybe. You know, I feel like if the movie was remade right now, they would be app developers that are making clown it.

You can just put a snapshot of a wall, and you can give it seven clowns. Seven clowns. Of average size. And they're like, oh, we're going to have a topless woman over here chained up. But we'll have like a ripped dude in a clown costume. He can be the bouncer also. But he's going to be sitting on the floor, prone position. And he's me. Yeah. I'm a lot of a a a lot of a lot of a lot of of a lot of a lot of of of of a lot of of a lot of of of a lot of of of of of a lot of th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. the the thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. sitting on the floor, prone position, and he's me. Yeah.

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but like... Let me just throw this out there. Yeah. You have agreed to be in a haunted house. First of all I wouldn wouldn't, but okay. By a bunch of people, you do not know. Yeah. And when you are in that haunted house, a guy comes and cuts your t-shirt dress open. She must have knew that, no one that was coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And people are going to walk by you within touching distance. And she's like, no's going to touch me right? And they're like, no, no, no, no, no, definitely not. Oh God. But your hands are chained above your head. I would never.

And there's no way. And there's no way. And no one would ever. No one would ever. Oh my god. I mean, and I assume that these places have to have like an OSHA that comes through and be like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to th. th. And, th. And, uh, th. And, th th th. And, th. And, th. And, their, their, their, th. And, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their their their their their their their their their the the, the, the do that. I mean, I guess. They are a limited liability company, and I presume that the workers are contractors and not W2 employees, which would mean that workers' compensation laws don't apply to them. So I'm not sure in what sense OSHA would kick in. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Although, I guess contractors also have a right to safety in the workplace. I'll look into it. I'll circle back around with the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. I'm th. Mm th. Mm thi. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm-a-a-s, to too-a-s, too-s, to-s, to-a-s, to-s, too-a-a-s-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, tooom. Wea, tooes, to work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, to work work work. I'm, too-s, to-s. I'm not-s. Yeah-sho-shoc H-s H-s H-s H-s H-s. I-s. I'm not-swooshoc H-s. Wea-s, tooe-s, to safety in the workplace. I'll look into it, I'll get back. Well, I'll circle back around with you. By the time we do Hell's LLC too,

please have this information. We're gonna do it though, right? Okay, great, thank you. The next morning, we see Paul being a total creep on Sarah. Put your butt away or close the door though. You know. I mean, she didn't, sure, she shouldn't be filmed, but she's obviously going to be seen. Sure, but seen and filmed are too very... Absolutely. But also put your butt away or close the door, if you don't want people looking at your butt.

I'm not trying to be a prude here, I'm just saying. I did like that, uh, Alex, her, her, thua, thue, that, that, to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to bea, to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to bea, to bea, to bea, to bea, to bea, too, thrue. thrue. thrue. thrue. tooooooooooooooom. tooom. tooom, tooom., her, her bow. Mm-hmm. Who is way too ugly for her. But I felt like he was like sitting in bed feeling like, I look like marking mark right now. That's just the vibe he was giving all. For sure. So, so most of the movie is like basically through Paul's eyes up to a certain point. And he does that, um, whatever happened to Baby Jane reference, which I absolutely love. I was like, this is a person who likes movies.

Yeah, yeah. And I like that. I'm writing a letter to Daddy. Why did you leave me hanging? His mailbox is having a buff. I thought you were going to join in. You do it so well. I wouldn't want to taint. You're not my friend. Just kidding, you're a friend. I'm a boomer and I'm not your friend. You're a boomer and I'm not your friend. You're a boomer and you're not my friend. You're a virgin who can't drive.

I feel like, I feel like this movie has possessed you with a demon. I know, I am feeling rather sassy. So, is this where we see the clown at the top of the stairs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I loved this. So spooky. So spooky and so good. So Paul is filming, he's walking around, he walks into the hallway that opens to the basement stairs. And standing at the top of the stairs, looking down. the the the the the the the the the the the the the opens to the basement stairs and standing at the

top of the stairs looking down the stairs is the giant clown dummy and I think the design of this mask is super good for sure it's a really creepy and then he like looks away or the camera cut basically like spins around and when it spins back it's looking at him. Yeah with bloody eyes. Yeah and he thinks it's I don't know Tony Tony. Tony. It's my boy the boy the boy the boy the boy and the boy and the boy and the boy and th the boy and th th th the boy and th the boy and the boy and th the boy the boy the boy and th the the the the th th th th the th the the th. the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th. th. thin. thin. thin th thin thin. to to to. to. to. to to. to to. the thi the the thi the the the the, and he thinks it's, uh, I don't know. Tony. Tony. It's your boy Tony. My boy Tony. My boy and yours, Tony's to'n'y. And then when he runs back into the other room, Tony's there. Or, Tony's got it. Or, Tony's got it. Which is a cool Pittsburgh reference. What does Tony have? I don't know who Tony. You've never heard those ads? No. Tony's got it. Okay, forget it. I don't listen to a lot of ad-based things. What would I have heard it on? I don't know. Like TV? Yeah. Yeah. Falls reaction when he sees Tony in the other room, he's like, do you, what, how did you get out here?

But it's like, it's so, it's so funny. It is so funny. And then he runs back to, da, da, da, and the clown's sitting in the basement, right? The clown is sitting in the basement. Yeah. And so everyone, he shows one would think I was playing a prank if you know what I mean if this happened to me. I mean at that point I'm just just driving back to New York. I'm done. Right. Or I'll call a 2009 Uber. I'm going. I'm going home. I'm going home. Exactly. What. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I. to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. I th taxis? Taxis. A 2009 Uber is called a taxi?

Yeah, that sounds right. I do want to send home how much of a scumbag Paul is because he's doing one of his vlog entries. And he's like, you know, there's no chicks here. And you know, there's just Sarah and she's not into sharing. And I'm just like, hold on, champ. Like, is that an expectation or are you just a straight up gross, oh? It's not his choice, hey.

Egh. Yeah. Just a straight, just a straight gross. But I think, I guess that's to make us feel not sympathetic to him. I think so. This is one of those movies where I'm like, who am I rooting for here? I think Tony is our hero. He's really the only one who doesn't do anything wrong or suck too bad, I think. Wait, is this a movie about a superhero named Tony? I don't, is that like a reference I should get? It's the Pixies song. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I always thought you were trying to talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk try try try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the the tho. the the to to the to to to to to to tothought you were trying to talk about some Marvel stuff. Yeah. It's called Tony's song.

See, I do know it. You talk about some comic book shit, huh? There is a superhero named Tony, isn't there? It's the guy with the red suit. Tony Stark. Yeah. He's um. He's, um, wait.

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I'm on Marveling at Marvel's Marvel's Marvel's Marvels, the more successful podcast. So we learned about Andrew Tully. Yeah, real quick though. Real quick and I was they show the photo of him hanging he was an occultist who ran the hotel and hung himself in the dining room. It's a very nice Kithulu mytho story I think that you could really work in yeah. And a name Tully is like straight out of Lovecraft. Absolutely. So when we see Andy Tully after he's hung himself, they show a photo and was like, fuck did you get that photo? The police photo. Okay, guys.

And it says whatever date, 1989, and I was like, oh, I expected this to have happened in the 20s. Yeah, it's an interesting thing to have it have happened only 20 years prior. Right. And there's something about that. There's something of that 20 year time frame as to why shit goes down at the end of the movie. I recommend watching Hell LLC to answer some of these questions for you because they are answered. Okay, all right. Yeah, man. I didn't put it the fun the when they're describing him, the guy's like, he fantied himself a latter day Dante. Who does? Does anyone ever done that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? that? that? that? that? that? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? thi? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ty. te. te. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, he fancied himself a latter-day Dante. Who does? Has anyone ever done that? That's so weird. I literally don't even know how you would begin to become a latter-day Dante.

It's just like, huh? That's not what Dante did. I've seen myself a latter-day Paul Abdul. That's great. I fancy myself a latter- Paula Abdul. That's great. I fancy myself a latter day scampcat. There we go. What's scat cat up to these days? I have no idea. I just gonna be a judge on America's cuttown. Is that true?

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And then the next line was he advises you to not try that going wrong. I'm sure we've talked about this. What we had to have in the Street Fighter episode, because Rall Julia could do that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he was doing it at an interview and it went wrong. Oh yeah. Oy. So we see the clown.

Is that, does that happen in the middle of the night? Well, first we have to do the the the the the the the the the the to do have the to do have the the to do have the the to do have the to do have that happen in the middle of the night, the clown at the... Well first we have to do the, isn't the strobe light scene before that? Yeah, I liked that. It's fucking terrified. It's such a good mechanic. And they, like this whole movie you can tell is made very cheaply and it never really like, it doesn't let you So describe the strobe light scene. So they're going to run one of the hallway scenes to make sure that it works for the haunted house. So they put a GoPro on top of Paul's head, which is somehow seven feet in the air and I'm like, what's going on right now? Yeah, he's standing on several apple boxes. Because he's all the sudden like seven inches taller than Tony, who's the tallest dude at a lullololol-o thol-o thol-o thol-o thol-o thol-o thol-o th.... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. the the the th. the the the th. the the the the th. Yeah. the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the, who's the tallest dude out of all of them.

Yeah. But so they flip on the strobe lights and at the end of the, well, halfway down the hallway is like a pig man, like, uh, mannequin. Manigan. Thank you. And then a little further down is like a long-haired skeleton man. And then he's a little closer. And then, the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, the th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoble th. We's, th. We's, th. So, throbe, th. So, th. So, the th. So, th. So, throbe, throbe, throbe, throbe, throbe, th. So, th. And, throb. And, throb. And, throb. And, throbe, throbe, throbe, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. So, thi's thi's thi's throooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. And, throboe. And, throbblades start going and there's another person standing behind the skeleton man. Yeah. And then he's a little closer. Yeah. And then he's a little closer. And then Paul fucking loses his mind and runs out of the room and pukes. Well, first the basement is locked when he runs

up the stairs. He can't get the door open and Tony or whoever has to open it and then he runs up in pukes. And Tony's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction's reaction is is reaction's reaction is reaction's reaction is the reaction is the reaction is the reaction is the reaction is the reaction is the reaction is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their th. th. th. st. st. st. st. st. st. st. st. st. st. the the their the the the the. th. the. th. th. th. the open it and then he runs up and pukes. And Tony's reaction is, what the fuck is wrong with you? Which is funny because he actually puked. Oh really? That wasn't written into the movie. He just puked? And the guy's response was what the fuck is wrong with you. Unless they put that in post. I don't want them to have. I went to, ew, dude!

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why did he puked? I don't know. Just for fun. Just for fun, just for funzies. He might have been hyperventilating, because, yeah, and he had to like climb over that one counter to get out of it and stuff. Oh yeah. going to get him. I would have just had to go through it. Yeah. Leave an Allen shaped hole in it. Oh yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? I feel like if someone throws up and I'm not expecting it in, my reaction is like, oh my God, are you okay?

And of course you're not because you just burfed, so it's also a stupid question, you know? If he's a shit, what are you doing right now? Why are you the worst? Oh, you're cleaning that up. I think then we see the clown... At the bottom of the stairs? Yeah, this is when the grandfather clock strikes midnight. And then like the dining room is all set up for a meal? Is that this night? Right, I think, yes, okay so the...

This happens a couple times through the movie. Right, the clown is at the bottom of the stairs and Mac goes down and touches it which why the fuck would you? Yeah. And it's just the dummy. Yeah. And he's like someone set it up there and then they look into the basement and see Sarah facing the wall speaking in tongues. Yeah, yeah. Which like never really pays off. Or does it? Okay, you tell me. Did you see how else do, LLC? LLC too?

No, I'll see too? But she, it turns out, there's something wrong with Sarah. But is it already, I guess it already is. I think she's already standing and talking to the Virgin Mary. Was she just looking at it? Wasn't she? Or was she talking to her? I don't know. She had really weird posture while she was hanging out.

It was like, but it was weird because they're both a the thinne-oved, yeah. the broken Virgin Mary, you piece of shit. I love you, you piece of shit. So, okay, so they find Sarah down there, she's like in a sleep trance, basically. They wake her up, she freaks out. They go back up the stairs and that's when the grandfather clock chimes. Oh, okay.

Yeah, that's the scary thing. Okay, yeah, that's pretty scary. It is. Yeah, it is. Also, we've seen Paul sitting at a piano playing a tune. With Hector. Which we need to bring up because it comes back. The, yeah, it's like the basic four-note spooky tune. Yeah, it's exceptionally spooky tune. Yeah, it's exceptionally spooky tune. Spooky Tune, trademark TM. But you know what bothered me about that scene? They have power in the house. Why don't they just turn the lights on? They're all running around in the dark. Like he goes down into the basement, like he goes down into the basement.

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Yeah. And then we're told that he kills himself nine days later, so whoops. Why do we have the new monster faces? I think that like, this is one of the things the movie does not do exactly well is that the footage then like cuts to like a super close up monster face? Yeah. Yeah. Monster faces? Yeah. So then like, oh, do we see footage of people running back out of it? They're trying to run out of the house but like doors keep being locked on them? Yeah. And we see again the dining room is all set up for dinner. Yes. And there's like a little girl standing there. The. the same girl. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the there. The same one that took Paul. We forgot to talk about her stealing Paul. Oh my god, yeah, she did steal Paul. Is that the same girl? That's the same girl?

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rope around his neck but he's already fighting it. Yeah, he's fighting it. Yeah. But where is, okay so that's what happens to Alex. Yes. We know what happens to Mac? What happened? Robed figures take out Mac? Okay. What about Tony? Tony? No, no idea. I think Tony got out of the house. I think Tony did. Tony, why didn't they questioned him? Why didn him, one of his hands in his pockets, whistling down the street? Like, I didn't have anything to do with that. I am not a member of this limited liability company. So, then do we cut back to the Diane interviewing Sarah, and she's like, oh, I'm sitting in room to see? Yeah, she's like, I'm very tired. I need to rest. And then the woman at the hotel is like, there's no letters after our hotel room's name? There's like delightfully Australian woman.

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She's terrible. She's wearing a really shiny trench coat, which I don't like. She is being so mean to her crew. And she's just, she's like, she's like, she's like, I mean, regardless of what you think may have happened there, a bunch of people died. Yeah.

And she's just like, fuck it, don't be a pussy. Like, Diane, shut up. Oh my God. And I just sound that unrealistic from Diane. I did like the gun. She's like, yeah, let's go upstairs. Let's go in and the guy, but she's like, yeah, let's go upstairs. Look, there's a room 2C. Let's go in, and the guy's reaction- It's locked from the outside. It's locked from the outside. The guy's reaction is, we're not here to go in that crazy-ass room. Yeah, you're not. Don't fucking go in there, and she

fucking goes in, and what's in there? Sarah? face is all smashed in for me and smashed. I know. I was asking me for them. Yeah. Then it's doing that thing which I also really don't like in movies where it's like cutting back to happier times in the video. Like you don't need to do that. I already watched it once. So silly. Yeah. Remember earlier we were taking that car ride, you didn't know who I am legend is. And then remember earlier when you have to pee? And then remember that time they sat in the field with wheat. Thank you. And that's the end of Hell House LLC. Yeah. Katie.

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Because it's like your people you know in real life. If they were like like, if they were like, they're like, they're actors. Yeah, I mean, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Because like, Sarah is pretty useless. What does she do it for? the lights. I mean, what is her? th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the............... the. the. the. the. the lights and Mac is like setting up the whatever's and Paul is like I don't know designing something like yeah, what is Sarah doing? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, just to wear the branded sweatshirts that she's wearing their own big fan of being hellhouse. Yeah, I loved it. I loved it. I'm gonna give it an eight and a half. I love it. I loved it. What about you? I really enjoyed this? I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. th. I th. I th. th. I th. What you going to give it? I'm going to give it an eight and a half. I love it. I loved it. What about you? I really enjoyed this movie. Yeah. It's real fun. Yeah. It's a fun no-brainer. You know what it was giving me vibes of in a weird way? Like stuff like tourist trap and those kind of like I think it's sort of in that lineage linege of like tourist trap and house of wax and that kind kind kind kind kind kind that kind kind kind that kind kind kind kind kind that kind kind kind kind that kind kind that kind kind that kind. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. Yeah. Yeah. It's th. Yeah. It's th. Yeah. Yeah. It's th. It's th. Yeah. It's th. It's th. It's th. Yeah. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's real. It's real. It's real. It's real. It's th. It's th. Yeah. It of thing. Yes. And yeah, I don't need those to be great actors. And I don't need it to be, like, I just wanted to be fun and scary and maybe sometimes gross

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Hello, Camloaton. Five stars. Hilarious and a huge tease. What? Tell me more? So, this show is excellent. Thank you. The host are super funny and have awesome, compulsively listenable banter.

Oh, hi-fi! Thank you. You should absolutely listen to it. You will definitely binge. But it's important to understand that they mention Stephen Weber from Wings. the thinn. ABC TV movie adaptation of The Shining, starring Stephen Weber from Wings, in every episode. That is not true, it is not every episode, and you're the one who brought it up today.

After a while you find yourself awake at night, sweating, consumed by the question, why don't they just review the ABC TV movie adaptation of the Shining? I know, I know, I know. I'm starting Stephen Weber from Wings. Listen, I have I on DVD. Alan says no. Has it really never occurred to them? We've talked about it on the podcast that I don't want to do that movie. But I will. We talked about it in like the last two weeks. Why are they doing this? End this excruciating tease. Just review the movie. Okay, I'm going to do it by myself. I'm going to do an episode that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the thi. thi. the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm th. I'm by myself. I'm gonna do an episode that's just me. Oh, I'm watching. If there's ever a reason that like you need to miss an episode, I'm gonna do that one by myself.

Okay. Okay. I'm gonna be like, isn't that right, Alan? That's right, Katie. As a boomer, I believe. That's mail back this week. That was really fun. Thank you so much for the good review and also the good advice because I agree. Also it's not every episode just because we're selling his likeness.

I watched the Party Down episode that he's in the other night and I was like, I fucking love you Stephen, whatever. He's a delight. You follow him on Twitter? I do not. He just it's entirely like puns and dad jokes. What else would he be trying? I love him. He also like doesn't get very many likes or comments on them so I almost feel like I could get Stephen Weber on the line you know? But I also like kind of don't want to to meet your heroes. No. What if he was your hero? It's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like I I I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the the th. I th. I the th. I the the th. I the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. You to to the they. You the the they. You they. You the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. You. You th. You're th. You're th. You know. You're the. You're the. You're the. You're the. You the. You the. You the. You the. You the. You the. You to. You don't want to meet your heroes. No. What if he was your hero? It's actually Brian from Wings is my hero. It's not necessarily Stephen Weber.

Katie. Alan. What are we doing? We are doing a much less fun movie. Oh, you think? Yeah, you picked up! I know. We're doing an Australian ghost story called Lake Mungo. It's kind of a duck

faux documentary rock block that we're doing. Yeah you're right. When you if you go to watch this on Amazon don't get fucking fooled because there's one that's prime and one you have to rent. Oh well. The one that's prime looks like it's not the movie. It looks like it's a sequel or something. Something about it just made me think it wasn't the movie. So I rented it th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the. It the. It the. It's thi the. It's the. It's the. It's kind th. It's kind the. It's kind the. It's kind the. It's kind the th. It's kind the the th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I'm thooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I the. the one that's prime looks like it's not the movie. It looks like it's a sequel or something. Huh. Something about it just made me think it wasn't the movie. So I rented it and paid for it. I know. And then when it ended, it was like, maybe you'd like this movie. And it was the fucking Lake Mungo movie for free.

And I was like, first of all it in my face. I made a mistake. Wow, that's just rude. I know. All I do is make mistakes these days. Yeah, come back for Lake Mungo. Also, mentally prepare yourself for Lake Mungo. Way less fun. It's a bum out.

I like that you were like, let's do Chod. Let's do H House LLC. That'll be fun. Let's be so sad. I have wanted to do Lake Mungo since we started the podcast and it just recently became like a freebie. So. All right, we'll go watch our YouTube. We're teasing the sweepstakes. We'll tell you about it next week. And get us on the internet. Buy T-shirts, T-Public. thi-Sk. Thank you. Thank you. to-Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-Ti-S. tha-S. tha-S. tha-S. tha-S. tha-S. tha-S. tha-S. tha-S. tha-S. tf. tf. tff. tfffffffe. tffffffffff. tf. tf. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha-o. tha-o. tha Yeah a lot of people have bought stuff. It's awesome. Thank you guys. Also in October we hit a a download milestone that we were really proud of. Up top. Now we have to prepare ourselves for the November decline which happens to us every year because y'all you'll get over it. So so send positive thoughts. Yeah. Thoughts and prayers to Alan and me. And th for listening to another episode of Wearwolf Ambulance. Bye. Bye. you know the true