Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 260- Rare Exports (2010)

Episode Date: December 23, 2019

In this year's annual Christmas horror movie extravaganza, we're heading to Finland and the great wonders of snowmobiles, wolf traps and pig heads. That's right, we're discussing the 2010 film "Rare Exports." Some other topics you may want to consider: a positive affirmation about the great outdoors being for...well, not us, perks of being lowkey terrifying, a most Pittsburgh treat and a buncha naked old Santas.  Hey, are you really in the festive mood? Check out our other holiday episodes- 2014: Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" 2015: Episode 61- "Krampus" 2016: Episode 113- "Black Christmas" (Bonus: Episode 114- "Gremlins"!) 2017- Episode 156- "Gingerdead Man" 2018- Episode 208- "Better Watch Out" Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "Weird European Holiday Traditions" and also sample a brand new holiday treat! While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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I think most times of year, right? I think so. Yeah. I think if it's not cold, it's swampy in Finland. Oh my god. Yeah. But they also get to see the northern lights, so. I don't really, that's stars and shit? No, it's the Aurora Borealis.

It's like dust particles or something, like reflecting light at night. Oh, and they're green and blue. It's really beautiful. I'll look at a picture, I guess. Yeah. I live in Pittsburgh. We barely see stars for the moon. So yeah, this is the story of Santa Claus. Oh my god. Okay, so the film follows our hero Piatari. He's maybe like

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Like for service. Yeah, they're working hard too. Harder than him, presumably. Did you, um, did you believe in Santa Claus as a kid? For sure. Okay. I remember finding out that he was in real. Oh, buddy. Were you really sad? Did you feel betrayed? I ask because I'm trying to figure out what to do with my kid. Not that I remember, but it's the same, it's around the same time that I stopped believing in God. Yeah. Well, well, yeah. Santa and Jesus are inextricably linked in my mind. Because when I was a kid, my mom would be like, Santa's watching you around Christmas for like good behavior. But then in the off season, she'd be like,

Jesus is watching you. And I was like, they are the same mythical being. I don't get it. They're both creeps. Keep your eyes. I know, but at least Jesus could heal the sick and stuff. He's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. He's just just. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to to thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the the. the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. thea. toea. toea. to no. You'd think he'd be faster. He was a very slim guy. Those has those great abs, as evidenced by everything ever.

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Every time I think about that, I feel so bad. And it's one of those things that you kind of forget. And you're like, oh, let's watch Gremelts. This movie, I think, is a little more anti-Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. Did you have the problem when you started watching this movie and everyone speaking English that you thought you fucked up and got the not dubbed or you got the dubbed version of it?

100 percent. I was like, who is this Benjamin Franklin, motherfucker and why is he talking like that? And then all of a sudden the other guy pops in and he was just like a bu bu., Ebenezer Scrooge. And I was like, is this the same movie? Am I doing this wrong? So there's a mining company that's blowing up this mountain to dig something out of it. Right. And it's something that this like, he reminded me of a, Charlie in the Chocolate Factory, the like, I can't remember the sluggo? Slugworth.

Slugworth. Yeah. He reminded me of that, dude, just like, just evil dude with round glasses. He's definitely a villain. He's been searching his whole life for what turns. He's been searching his life for what turns, to be Santa, which is buried in this mountain in Finland. A giant Santa? Is he giant? Do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, oh right, those were his horns. Right, okay, okay, okay, okay. And supposedly there is a mountain, there's like folklore about a mountain in Finland where Santa Claus lives. Wow. Yeah, so they kind of like incorporated that into this devilish

Santa Claus. So Piatari is suspicious of Santa Claus, though we're not really told why. We don't really see his like growing suspicion. We just see him with a bunch of like Santa academic texts that I don't know where he got. But they're all saying that Santa, like Santa on a throat of skulls? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the art and that is so great. It's just like Scandinavians do things harder than we do. You know?

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It's a long story, but she thinks that he brings presents and tickles, which is very confusing. Yeah. But she loves it. So, yeah. It also sounds like a weird, shitty black metal dude. She also doesn't, I didn't think this through really, but she keeps telling me what grandfather Frost was going to bring her.

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Yeah, so there's a lot of them just fucking around with this dude. We see that he also really likes the smell of gingerbread. Yes. Which they have a fucking ton of. Yeah, it's like the only thing the dad can make, which was also like just breaking my heart. It broke my heart when he was like making the Christmas Christmas Christmas just like he's trying. There's like just this weird undertone of the father and son relationship of like the father kind of seaunt his the son kind of knows and he wants to be in his dad's good graces but he also doesn't want to annoy him and it's just really like

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He's like, of course it fucking is, you idiot? He's like, it wouldn't be useful if it wasn't. So good. Oh, so like the sad thing of him like having the pet dog on a leash, it's just a stuffed animal. I hate it. And he how sad it makes me. There's something, and this is just a very personal thing, but like a child feeling alone in a movie is like so sad to me. Oh yeah. Because I just know.

Happy holidays. It's that I have the thing of like, if a dad says I'm proud of you to somebody in a movie I lose my fucking shit every time. Yeah. Oh god. Oh man. Why do we have the note is Santa ready to fly? Who knows? I don't know. I don't know. Can I tell you another thing that's real scary in this movie? Yeah. Snowmobiles. I never get on one of those goddamn things. Why not? Because they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho their tho tho their tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to tho thing that's real scary in this movie? Yeah. Snowmobiles. I never get on one of those goddamn things. Why not? Because they're horrifying. No, wait. You can go real fast on the snow.

Yeah, why would you do that? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Would you like a milk? Thank you. Do they need any more advertising in Pittsburgh? Saris? Saras? A little more? You don't though. It's a good chocolate cover pretzel. It is. Thank you, Alan. Thank you, Sarah's chocolates. I figure it's the most Pittsburgh thing I can offer you on Christmas.

I thought that would be like an icy light. They make like an icy pine. No. I drink it. It's actually just icy light mixed with gin. And a little bit of lemonade, I think. The holiday special. I would actually drink that. It's not that bad. Would you try it?

I don't like the taste of gin. Ew. What's wrong with you? I don't like the taste, I don't like hard liquor. Yeah, well, it's probably for the best. It's never been good to me so, yeah. So all of the people's hair dryers, stoves, electric heaters are all getting stolen from their houses and we find out when we get to the big warehouse where Santa Claus is being kept that the elves are trying to heat him up. Yeah I love. I I I I I I I I I the the the their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and their, and we their, and we'll their, and we, and we'll their, their, their, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it, it's, it's, it, it's, it, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the that the elves are trying to heat him up. Yeah, I love that they just have everybody's radiators in there. It's very funny. And but the hair dryer was my favorite thing. What are you going to do with the sacks? What are you going to do with the sacks? Oh, what are they going to do with the sacks? Oh for the children? They'd the kids in? Oh, they're. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Oh, their. Oh, their, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? Oh, what? Oh, what? Oh? Oh? Oh, what, what? Oh, what? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh. Oh? Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh? Oh. Oh. Oh? Oh.... Oh? Oh......... the, the, the, the. the.. the. the. the. the. the, the, the. the, the, the, the, the. the, the, the, the, the, the. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their They had to put the kids in. Oh right, they've also kidnapped all the bad kids in the town, which is everybody except Piatari.

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Get out of there, guy. So they dynamite Santa Claus. They blow them him the fuck up. Yeah. And there's, they rescue the children who have been placed in sacks around the Santa Claus. Because I suppose he's going to eat them when he wakes up. Yeah, he's going to be hungry. He's being down there a while. Yeah, thousands of years. And... It's going to need a lot of usos. So after they blow Santa Claus up, they kidnap all the Santa helpers. Yeah, so Piatari turns into like a project manager all of a sudden. He has a plan, he's gonna execute it, and he does. He like gets his dad's friend to bring

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the children should cheer but it is not it It is just a bunch of children in sacks. And a bunch of CGI Santa Clauses are running behind them. Yes. So it lures them, the helicopter lures them to the reindeer pen where they were going to lure the herd and then kill them. Right. With an electric fence around it. Yes, which they realize once they get there that Piatari can't get out. Right. And he just says, tell my dad what I did.

Fucking, and then I died. I do like that they use the gingerbreads to distract the Santas. Like they throw them on the ground and the Santas are like, oh, I just pick them up and start eating them. That's all it takes to get past the Santa's is give them gingerbread. I like gingerbread. I can't imagine being that excited about gingerbread and it would distract me from doing anything. You're standing naked in the snow and you're like,

ooh, gingerbread. Flasse's flavor. Oh, it's a snap! So then we see them washing and training mall Santa Clauses to ship around the world. This twist, the first time I saw this movie, it's not really a twist, but like this sort of change in tone, shocked me. Because I thought that would be it. Like they blow up the Santa, it's a dope explosion, and Piatari ends up getting away, he lives, I thought, oh gosh, it's all going to be okay now. And then...

And then it just changes to a very different movie. And spoiler for the shorts, this is what the shorts are about. They're about people hunting feral wild Santa Claus, to train them to be male Santa Clauses, or mall Santa Claus to send out the mail. Oh God. And the first one shows them hunting them, and the second short is safety instructions for what to do with the Santa Claus once you get it. Oh my God.

It's really good. So, so, like in the, it's sort of like a montage scene of them grooming these feral Santa's into mall Santa's, and they're like, Piatari is riding on like a moving belt with his father who's hugging him to like show them how to hug a child? And it was just really, and they're like, holding dolls, it's so disturbing. It's so funny. Like, how much can you sell one of these for? And who? And who? And who? And, their? Oh? Oh? Oh? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? their? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like? Like, like? Like, like? Like, their? Like, their? Like? Yeah? Yeah? Like, their? Like, their. Like, their. Like, they. Like, they. Like, they. Like, they. Like, they. Like, they. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah so funny. Like, how much can you sell one of these for? And who is buying them? When they did the math, they were worth $16 billion. I don't understand that at all.

It doesn't seem like Mall Santa Labor is that valuable. It's so funny, though. It's such like a weird, funny, like, like, the movie to that point has been like somewhat heartbreaking. Yeah. A little bit gory, like some and then just like weird. Yeah. And then it takes this like just almost giddy turn into something totally different.

And I love that as the montage is going on, their clothes are getting nicer. They're eventually wearing like really sharp looking sweaters and stuff. Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah. Oh good for them. Because originally all their clothes are like kind of dingy and tattered. Yeah. Clothes and now they're like wearing nice sweaters. Yeah. Yeah, it's really it's fucking ridiculous. And they show like a Santa getting into a crate and the crate being closed and it says rare exports on it. And you're like, oh, oh, oh. So it makes you question putting your kid on a mall santa's lap? I would never put my kid on a mall sana's lap anyway.

No? Why would you? So you can have a photo like the one that my parents have of me screaming as a child? I have enough photos of her screaming. It's a really funny thing to photograph. I don't think I need to give her to a drunk man to do it. What about one of those scary-ass Easter bunnies? No. What?

Because I'd have to go near it. I'm like, I'm, to add to the list of things I'm afraid of. I don't really like mascots. I don't reallyass mascots, don't you think? They're super weird. Yeah. And that is Rare X-Sports. Yeah, it is.

Katie. Alan. Do you want to go to the ratings phase? I'd love to. You go first. I first saw this movie at Ladies Nightmare, Tessa of Gooley's Fame, brought it there, and I was like, I love this. I love this movie. It's really fun, it's short.

It takes this bizarre turn that you didn't see coming and not in like a bad way. I feel like a lot of times when movies change tone at the end, you're like heart-worned to feel like, you know, selling humans, I guess they're not humans, what are they? They're Santa Clauses? Yeah. They're different free. Selling them into labor is bringing father and son together and, you know, that warms you. They're fucking monsters. They are monsters. Hopefully they're well trained.

Hopefully they don't unleash on the Mall of America, you know. I'm gonna give this a nine. I love it. So fun. What about you? I really like a lot. I think it's a really fun entry into Christmas horror movie. Yeah.

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You like old man, Dick. Now you do. Oh, Katie. Alan. Can I take you to a little place I like to call mail bag? Please. Or I'm sorry. Mailbagbag. Better.

This is from Friend of the podcast, Bill R. Bill said, Saw the hashtag funny bummers on Instagram, and it prompted me to send the funniest worst Christmas gift I ever received. Okay. I will preface this by having already read this email. I thought there was going to be an O'Henry twist in this email. Okay. We'll see what you think at the end of it.

Okay. I was living alone and had to work on Christmas Day. Before I went in, I opened gifts I had gotten from my family, which included a package for my grandfather who has since passed away. It was a thin box and wrapped carefully. I had no idea what was inside. I pulled the paper off and opened it to find pillowcases. Plain white pillowcases. My exact reaction and out loud to nobody was, what the fuck is this? Yeah. I put them down on the table and got ready for work. I told my wife the story years after and she laughed hysterically.

I did too because after all it was funny as hell and we still have those pillowcases. I'm like, I was like, there's got to be something else. Yeah, like when you came home, the pillowcases cases were gone you found out your grandfather had passed. That is a weird gift. But I've been clearly a very useful one, you're still using them. I love a utilitarian gift. Give me towels. I always need towels. Yeah. Don't give me towels.

Bill says, I hope the season finds you both well. I enjoy every episode. Thank you, Bill. Thank you Bill. the the thethank you, Bill. Merry, Merry Holidays. Merry Holidays! Would you like to hear a review? I would love to. Yeah, if it's a good one.

Or if it's a bad one, go for it. This one says, funny pants. Hmm. From Westing 0, 0, 0. These two are Uber hilarious, and they reinforce my vision of Pittsburgh as teaming with zombies and crazies and the fans who love them. Huh. Okay? Yeah. A lot of day vampires in my neighborhood but I think that's an opioid thing. Oh no. Oh no. But they didn't like Jason X so they are dead to me.

Which is okay because they can walk around Pittsburgh as zombies now. That's awesome. Five stars. You liked Jason X. Come on,!!!! the the th! th! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah? Yeah, yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Pittsburgh as zombies now. Oh, that's awesome. Five stars. You liked Jason X. Come on Westing 0-0-0. Send us an email and let us know why, because I don't get it at all. He liked it enough that we are dead to him. Well, it feels good to be posting from Beyond the Grave. All right, be me.

So that's a mail bag. Thanks everybody who's that's that's that's that's a that's MailBank. Yeah. Thanks for everybody who sent stuff in. So we've got one more episode for this year and then we're gonna put a 2019 in the Shitter. That's what you do at the end of the year, right? Shitter's Full of 2019. Thanks for everything guys. Yeah. In this the season of gratitude we we feel grateful for you. We do indeed. And because of that gratitude, we are going to give you a special gift. What movie are we doing next, Katie? You've got mail. We're doing you've got mail.

By popular demand, we got a number of requests for you got mail, even though we were like, not you got mail. And then we were like, yeah, fuck it. The crowd has spoken about it. Yeah, so we're getting mailed next week. It's our our New Year's gift to ourselves. At least it wasn't Greece. Like that's where I'm gonna start. At least it wasn't Greece. At least it was not Greece. I have a lot of feelings about this movie that are probably going to surprise you. I think I do as well. Oh, jeez. There's some revelations. Good or bad? We shall see. Ah, that last episode of 2019 before we put in the

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Yeah. Yeah. I like that you didn't mention that email to me. You were like Katie won't care. Oh I, we get so many emails that I think are just like. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thir thir th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. we we we th. we we we we we we we we're we we're we're we're we're we're we're thi thi. We're we're we're thi. We're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi th email to me. You were like, Katie won't care. Oh, I, we get so- It's real. We get so many emails that I think are just like shystery nonsense that I'm like, oh, I don't know, man. We're number three. It's true, or whatever chart this is. Yeah, I had never heard of it and never heard anyone three, baby. And, uh, have a happy holidays. Thanks, to listening to another episode of Whirl of Ambulance.

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