Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 261- You've Got Mail (1998)

Episode Date: December 30, 2019

In this week's episode, we're reviving a ghost of New Years' Past-- oh yeah, we're talking about a rom com. What better way to ring in the year 2020 than with a movie about TECHNOLOGY? We're talking about the 1998 Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks classic, "You've Got Mail." Special topics for your consideration include: Ryan and Hanks at peak cuteness, wondering if the concept of negging is romantic, Jimmy Stewart impressions, an abbreviated history of film and just a little Unabomber chat.  You can check out last year's episode if you want to experience our entire romantic oeuvre with Episode 209, "Love Actually." I guess you could also try the somewhat romantic film "Days of Thunder" (Episode 76) or, if you just love horrible sex scenes, you could do worse than Episode 170- "Roadhouse."  Please also go check out our Youtube companion episode in which we play the game "The Leading Men in Meg Ryan's Rom Com...Movies " and discuss the most wonderful, horrible premise of a rom com that could ever exist. While you're watching, please subscribe to our channel--you can find it here: https://www.youtube.com/c/werewolfambulance And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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I'm just finishing up a little I am conversation here. Cli-cli-cli-cli-cli-cli. Yeah, I'm just committing some, you know, like, you know, like, emotional cheating. I'll be right back. Sure, sure, sure. Uh, that's romantic, right? Mm-hmm. I have several questions.

I have a few answers. I bet you have an answer to this one. Okay. Okay, so you have seen a number of romantic comedies by virtue of living with a person who likes them. I have. Are they ever funny? Because the name comedy is right there. Oh man, I feel like there have been a few that I laughed at because whenever I do, Missy

makes a point of pointing out that I laughed at something that happened in romantic comedy. So you can never forget. Yes. So there are some, presumably? There are some. Okay. This feels just more like a straight-up romantic movie, songs comedy. Yeah, I think they were like, let's get Dave Chappell? And he was like, there's nothing I can do here. What am I supposed to do?

What am I supposed to do? They were like, let's put on a weird thing where one of the employees falls for uh... musolini here no generally some francs that was so weird but why was it there why was it unresolved I don't know I was like oh though this movie has to turn on a dime now and become this investigative reporting thing it's such a throwaway okay here's my next question yeah did you have an a well user name use that name I did not oh damn just I the tha the the to tha the th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to the to to to the to to the to the theyyyyy they theyy theyyyyy. the the the the they. the the the the throwaway. Okay, here's my next question. Yeah. Did you have an AOL username? You use that aim?

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So you know to yell to people. You are a literal stereotype. But speaking of stereotypes, Meg Ryan. Yeah. Spirit stereotype? How would she's stereotype? Well, she's a white lady who loves New York in this movie. I feel like she brought a hairstyle into fashion that still lingers to this day, that like suburban

mom haircut. Uh-huh. And no one could really wear it as well as she did, much like the Jennifer Aniston Rachel, you know? Sure. Like no one ever looked as good in it as she did. No. You know what, you don't have cheekbones for layers. I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th no I th no I th. I th. I th. I don't I don't I don't th. I don't tho. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. th. th. th. th. th. thoen. thi thi thi. thea. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thea. to. to. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. thea. thea. thea. thea. th. Oh, I know I didn't. No. You know what? You don't have cheekbones for layers.

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I'll edit it out. But you'll hear me wheezing afterwards. I'm still coming off at cold. Let's call this one the uncut episode and we will leave everything in. Oh, man. So, it's like a live show. Is this your first time watching You've Got Mail? Oh absolutely not. Is this the first time we've said the name of the movie in this episode? Definitely. I still am not sold on what year it is either. 96? I have it as 98. Mm-hmm. You're probably right. I don't know

way I'm just taking 96 from nowhere and digging my heels and that that's the way it is. Yeah, I've got it as 1998. Nora Ephron. Did a wonderful job writing it, I think. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. I think the dialogue is extremely watchable. It's engaging. This is a very engaging movie. And an engaging cast. People you want to watch do things. 1998, huh? Drama slash romance?

In what world is this dramatic? I don't know. I don't know either. But what anyway, my point about AOL usernames is that Meg Ryan in this film is entirely too old to have an AOL username with the word girl in it. Shop girl? Shop girl, you are a shop woman. It bumped me out. It's not like she's headed since she was like 23. No, it's new to her because she just got that laptop that's like a fucking cinderblock. I don't know man, it's better than New York 152. Yeah, what is

that? That's what a serial killer would make there. Yeah. Pitsburg, and wasn't it his street address, just like his house number? I, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, yeah, yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeee. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's th. killer would make there. Pittsburgh, and wasn't it his street address? Just like his house number? I believe so, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. That's different thing. Yes. So this is not, oh, what was your AOL? It was a KTPG, a shortened version of my name because four characters was the least you could have,

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Yeah, I was a kid. I was like 24. Yeah. Yeah. That's a kid. 24 year olds are kids. God she's amazing. One of her first lines is my agent died which makes one less person I'm not speaking to. And I was like, I fucking love you, Parker Posey. Like, nobody can deliver lines like that and get away with it. What I love about this movie is no one in this film seems like they should be hanging out with the person they're in a scene with. I agree. Other than maybe Greg Kinear and Meg Ryan? Yes. But like, Dave Chappell and Tom Hanks, in the world? And like, Tom Hanks and Parker Posey? No way. And also, all these people are just tangentially around the written word. They're in like the

written word circle, which is newspaper writers, bookstore owners, bookstore conglomerate owners, and like publishers, and it's just... And Jeff Goldbloom from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. What? Because he was like the poet, who was mad at other poets. Oh, that's right. That's right. I forgot about that. What a great character for him. Yeah.

Yeah. So, Tom Hanks is dating, living with Parker Posey. And Meg Ryan is nearly living with Greg Kinnear, who is like probably the only redeeming character in this film. You think Kenier? Yeah, like, I'd go out with Kenir. He's so boring. He'd probably like my KTPG, A.I.M. screen name. I'm worried that you're going to be able to Google KTPG and find out something

terrible, though. I mean, I'm googling it now to to to to to to to to take it out? I'm Googling it now to find out. It looks okay. It's mostly a radio station in Paragold, Arkansas. Is that what A.R. is? Yeah. Uh-huh. All right. It's fine. I think we're good.

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one's like, oh, what happened? You know, like, I can't know, build a relationship. What's up with bread? I think I'm falling in love. Yeah. Isn't it just like cracking open a loaf of warm bread and spreading it with butter? Isn't that just life and New York? Godfather quote.

No. I also find, well right I find Meg Ryan's optimism and cutziness to be so off putting. Did you like how much head movement she had when she typed? I don't. I also just don't like the things she says like isn't it magic? Isn't it just magic? It's like, you know nothing's magic. You're a shopwoman.

How do you feel about like romantic movies from like the 50s and 60s, like Carrie Grant movie? I have never seen one. Oh really? I'm a fan. It will not surprise anyone. And I just watched an affair to remember recently, which is also, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a a the the the the the the the the the the th................................................... It will not surprise anyone. And I just watched an affair to remember recently, which is also like a, ah the fuck are these people supposed to end up in love at the end of this movie kind of movie? Yeah. And so I think I was like warmed to this movie because of that.

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that they're in a relationship with. And they both own bookstores. One owns a very independent small bookstore called Shopper on the Quarter, a nod to the Jimmy Stewart movie that this is a remake of. And the other is Barnes and Noble. Yeah, exactly. Did it like, sort of satisfy you to know that he too would be out of business now? It's got a good, like, well, wait for it.

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That's how you communicate. I guess that actually email is probably dead now, but like... I email everybody all the time. I'm not giving it up, it's so efficient. It's true. Why would you stop emailing? And you can search it. That's the most important thing to me. You can search it. You can send a picture, you can send a couple pictures, you can send links. Let me tell you about emails. I love email. Is that bad? You love email. I do. I need a romantic comedy with me and email. So it's kind of cute that they're having this like anonymous. Sorry, I was just picturing you in Clippy

walking up in the sunset. Clippy can get it. I'm sorry, you were saying? No, I don't know. So they're having emotional affairs, basically, with their online pen pals. Seemingly with no ramifications for it. Like it's almost like kind of encouraging this behavior on some level, I think? I guess so. Yeah, it doesn't, you don't feel bad for Kinear or Parker Posey, really. Like if you found out that your partner was like sneaking off to have conversations with somebody? On the internet, which you don't know about because you're using a typewriter? I think that would be upsetting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Their breakup scene is so fucking stupid. Greg Keneer and Meg Ryan? Yeah. I find it in fury. Yeah. He's like basically like, I'm kind of seeing this news anchor and I don't really love you. And she's like, I don't love you either. Is it that magic? Is it magic how we don't love each other and they both laugh in the scene cuts? Yeah. No matter what somebody's's going to go, oh, fuck you. Yeah.

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You know who one of my favorite characters in this movie is? Go. Dabney Coleman. Oh yeah, National Treasurer as well. It's just every time you see him, you're just like, this guy, this guy, you know? What are you doing, Deppney Coleman? Like they're celebrating the closing of a store, of an independent bookstore. He's Tom Hanks's father in this film. He's married to a child, I think, as far as I could tell. Who's trying to fuck Tom Hanks? Right. Who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, who then, then then, then, then, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. the is the is theei. thei. thei. thei line, and it's never marry a man who lies. Which is actually kind of funny when I say it. Anyway, Dabney Coleman is like such a villain,

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Oh, that's a good-ass movie. It's sexier than this movie for sure. Because, wasn't Mickey from Buey's Big Adventure fucking around in that movie? Uh-huh, uh-huh, little ladies with a lot of hair taped on them. Yeah, this is a weirdly sexless movie. Yeah, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, oh, thi, oh, thi, tho, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tho, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's a, thi, thi, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tha, tha, tha, that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a thoooooo-a, that's a that's a that's a that's a tha, tha, a taped on them. Yeah. This is a weirdly sexless movie. Yeah, there's no sexiness in this. There's like, it's like a New York City where eroticism has been eradicated.

Yeah, it's all very, instead of like a spaghetti strap dress, as you should have in 1998, it's all just linen and carigans. You know? They're all dressed like, um, like Diane Keaton. Yes, it is very Diane Keaton. I guess that's Nora Ephron for you though, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. She was like, put on this linen dress, put on this cardigan, you're gorgeous. And they did, they look great.

She's fine. It's just not at all sexy. So they have this awkward interaction, and then they th later at a party where she finds out that he is indeed Joe Fox. And he like unreasonably lashes out at her. I can't remember what he says but I was like wow that was like way mean. This is the heel turn for his character that he keeps going for the rest of the fucking movie and she's still falls in love with him. Yeah it's weird he's negging her but in a like not even funny way. He just, oh he says something about her store being so full of its own self-importance that it's like, it's just like monstrous.

It was the bookstore equivalent of Ivan Drago, I must break you. Yeah, yeah. But even they became friends at the end. Oh, it's true. If I can change and yous can change, everybody can change. Isn't that cool how Rocky stopped the Cold War? He did a good job. He did a really good job. Remember that Rambo movie where he was fighting with the Taliban? Yes, the brave, that film is dedicated to the brave men and women of the Taliban, isn't it? Oh my god. That is such a sad movie? Or maybe that's the second the first tha tha tha tha thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's thi thi that's thi thi that's that's that's thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiii thoooooooooo-s. that's that that that that that that that that that that that the brave men and women of the Taliban, isn't it? Oh my God. That is such a sad movie. Or maybe that's the second one, it's not that sad. No, the first one's very sad. So sad.

I am surprised that you've seen the Rambo movies. We did a Rambo's one year. We did a Rockathon, weigh, on New Year's Day, so watched all the Rambos. And then the next year we did Polyshore Athon, and that was when I put a stop, put a stop to the Thons. I'm going to go out at a limb and say there was not a Polly Shore movie thing. No, we did not leave the house that day. No. The early Polly Shores are great, but when you get into adopted, you just kind of want to die. Yeah. Yeah. So here's the thing that I thought was it would have been a very good turn to this movie is after he has this moment where he lashes out at Meg Ryan at the party, he goes home and writes an email to his pen

pal who he doesn't know is Meg Ryan, and he's like, don't you ever just like find yourself being the worst version of yourself and acting out of aggression and I was like this is a serial killer like that's something a serial killer says like I just can't control myself and I just become the worst version of myself and I'm aggressive and I was like what if he's a serial killer? What if he was? See this is where I thought he'd be like I'm not gonna do that anymore. I'm gonna be the good good the good the good the good the good the good the good the good the good th. th. the good th. th. th. th. th. th. thus the good thus thus the thus. thus. thus. thus. the. the. theo- thi's a the this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a this is a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thought he'd be like, I'm not going to do that anymore. I'm going to be the good person from here on now. I've learned a lesson in all of this. No, he doesn't.

Just double down. If you're going to learn a lesson, it's doubling down. And then they start seeing each other, tiny city. Everybody just bumps into each other, just all the time. Just like Pittsburgh, huh? Just like Pittsburgh? Just like Pittsburgh. I go a year without seeing someone I know. Yeah, someone who works in the same circles as you.

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singing at parties like this. It's so uncomfortable. What if you don't know the song? What if you don't like to sing? What if you have a terrible voice? Should you just go to the bathroom and wait till it's over? Like what do you do? I was talking to. I the the the to. to. to. to to to to to the to to to to to to their. I to to to to to their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. to. to. to. to. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. I. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I'm. I. I go to the bathroom and wait till it's over? Like what do you do? I was talking to him with a friend and they were like, oh yeah my uncle's gonna show up early so he can set his guitar stuff up for like singing afterwards. And I was just like, huh? Who knew your uncle had a gig here tonight? Like, oh, oh I hate it. When he does run Rudolph run, you guys are going to lose your goddamn mind right now. I don't know which is worse is like the group sing-along or somebody performing. Because the group sing-along you could maybe just fade out of the room and go check out what's in their medicine cabinet?

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house have decided to meet, and she's meeting him at a cafe cafe she's got a book and a flower. Oh before this the I'm sorry not to interrupt but they she has gone on a a media blitz to try and like overpower the Fox bookstore right so he saw her talking shit on TV and then he was interviewed and they like fucked up his quote so he's all pissed off about this. Yeah he looks looks like a dick. Yeah, and Dave Chappelle's like, mmm, you look like a dick. But also he is a dick. Yeah. Sorry, so yes, cut forward to they're going to meet up.

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And I was like, oh, were you lovers? No. No, they were just best buds. No, they were lovers. I'm 95% sure they were lovers. That's all. I want them to be lovers. Yeah. OK.

But she also loved Generalissimo Franco. So, varying tastes is what I'm saying for Bertie. It's just so, it's just so weird. It's, she tells this store, I don't know if it's supposed to mean something. Like sometimes you fall in love with a bad man, but he's nice to you. Is that what the lesson is? Because I don't think that's the lesson of this movie. of this movie. You know? Yeah. Women get taken by... Strong men, yeah. You know, I've often have had this theory that women are often are taken by tall men. Women always think that tall men are tall men are going to be interesting, but they're not, they're just tall. Yeah, we're just tall. We're not interesting. You're fine. I mean, you're okay. But there's a weird, th th th th, th, th's a th's a weird, th's a weird, th's a weird, th's a weird, th's a weird, th's a weird, th's a weird, th's a weird, th's a not, they're just tall. Yeah, we're just tall, we're just tall men. Not interesting.

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I mean, am I like wine commercial or some wells or am I like, you know, citizen cane? Yeah. So, Meg Ryan breaks up with Kinneur in the stupidest break-up scene ever. Tom Hanks breaks up with Parker Posey after they get stuck in an elevator, which I thought she was actually very funny and charming in because she's a fucking hero. She was just being 100% of Parker Posey. It was great. How could you not love that?

Oh, where are my Tic-Tacks? What? If I ever get out of here, I'm getting my eyes lasered. She's fucking love her. I wonder if they were just like, all right go. I bet she ad liped some of that for sure, yeah. I feel like she was in everything for a minute and then out of things for a while and I feel like she's back in stuff again which I'm excited. Yeah, she's just so fucking funny. Her comedic timing is insane. Dabney Coleman moves on to the boat with Tom Hanks because he moves onto his boat. But then we never see him again, do we?

No, you just get the one night where they're kind of like commiserating about being bad at being in relationships. And you get Tom Hanks being like, well, I don't want to be like my dad. My dad's lame. Your dad's fucking Dabney Coleman. You don't speak to Dabney Coleman that way that way that way. So then the store closes. Yeah. They did have all this business. They get all this business from the the press like blitz. It's not enough to keep him with flow. She said it doesn't make a bit of difference, which I didn't understand at all. You didn't sell any more books? Katie, you don't understand the numbers. I guess. I feel. It the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the store. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't the the the store th the store th doesn't doesn't doesn't the store the store th th th. It doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't doesn't the store the store the store the store the store the store the store the store th. It doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't th doesn't the the th doesn't the the th. It doesn't the th. It doesn't th. It doesn't th. It doesn't that that that that that that. that that that that that that that tho tho tho the numbers the way that Jean Stapleton understands the

numbers. I guess. I feel like, I'm fucking done with this. Let's see what we could do to get this shit or shut down. Yeah, she's like, I would like to retire and I don't know why I have to keep working here because my job doesn't seem to require me to be in my weird sex with authoritarian leaders. I mean, I'm now really hung up on the idea that that, because those lines are so throwaway, like, that there is a parable to be learned here. I mean, it would kind of make sense because Tom Hanks decides that he's into Meg Ryan.

Yeah, but the way that he's going to get her is to manipulate her. Yeah, so he's still doing the pen pal thing even though he knows who she is. Because he just can't quit her. Right. And who could? She's Meg Ryan. She's adorable. Don't you think Dezies are the friendliest flowers? If someone said that to me I you think dazes are the both a dork because she had a head cold at the time? You know what, if a woman says don't come up, I'm sick, please don't. You gotta push through. Why? I always think about, like, because Missy and I talk about these romantic comedies a lot because I have a lot of problems with them, as being really poor representations of what to do to get into a relationship. Strongly agree. So we talk about where to have met Sally. And there's all these

adorable interstitial parts with the old couples that are like, and that's how I got her. And there's the one guy that's like, I went into a store every day and asked her out and she said no, he eventually wore me down. That's like, no! Stop it! Yeah. That's really bad. That's not good. Really bad. But so he pushes his way into her apartment, where she's like,

first of all, I don't believe that this Meg Ryan would have tissues everywhere. You use it, you toss it. You don't put it on your dining room table. You don't put it on your dining room table. You don't stuff it under your pillows? No, you use it, you toss it. Mm-hmm. It's very gross. But also she looks fine, so.

This is the point where I have the note this movie is eternal. It is really long. It's over two hours. So she, uh, he comes up, she's sick. He heard she was sick. Where? Through the written word circle? She's got a fucking cold. Uh, Parker Prosy told me.

Oh, right, because she was considering working for her? It doesn't matter. Yeah, she wants her to be an editor for children's books. Which I'm sure she'd be great at. I'm sure, oh good for you, you'll land on your feet. No, it is good for her, I'm sorry. So he suggests through, they just keep meeting up. He keeps bumping into her. Yeah, he's like, via email, she's like, should we meet or whatever?

And he's like, yes, we should, but I have a project that needs some tweaking. But the project is his relationship with her. So he keeps running into her, which is also probably stalking. And I feel like she's probably like, oh man, I gotta go to CVS tomorrow. He's like, oh, man, I gotta go to CVS. CVS, but then he shows up at CVS. But that's what I'm saying, like, they're not like, isn't it funny how you have to go to the pharmacy the pharmacy the pharmacy the pharmacy the pharmacy the pharmacy the pharmacy the pharmacy,

, to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go you shake them, they rattle. Just like New York, a city that never sleeps. Do you know what I mean? It's just fucking nonsense. I am so not romantic. Did you like the line where he's tellain? Did you like the line where he's telling her that she should meet her internet lover? And he's like, what if he's a fatty?

Yeah, that was brutal. It's like, Tom Hanks. Did you like the Meg Ryan? I was like, well, I wouldn't care. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I appreciated that. I could see her with a big guy. Yeah.

Big, tall. ruling it out. I'm just saying you've got to be realistic. But also she could never be with someone who had a boat. Yeah, but then she is I guess. Yeah, uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Boats. What's up with boats? I would love to live on a houseboat. Ew. And what? Who was the best reaction you could have? Ugh. Ugh. I'm sorry to hear that. So he catfishes his way into, all right, we should meet up. Let's go meet up at that park.

But first she was wearing the worst khakis I'd ever seen and I was like, please don't wear them on the date, please don't wear them on the date please don't wear them on the date please don't wear them on the date and then I liked that she changed because she wore those gross ass khakis with Tom Hanks the first like did she not if she wanted it to be him why was she wearing the khakis you know they were they were that 90. But instead you went and put on a khaki dress and matching khaki cardigan. It was linen. And it was beautiful because it's New York in the springtime and there's like literally no trash anywhere. There's also no people of color anywhere.

Dave Chappell lives here, that's true. Also it doesn't smell like piss somehow. No. And when I say lives here, I mean this universe. So he's got the dog, Brinkley, and he's going to, he and Brinkley are going to meet her at this bend in the park path or whatever. And Tom Hanks is walking her to change her clothes back to her apartment. He doesn't change his clothes by the way. It does not. He's gonna run and get a dog. And they're kind of, they're like leading up to like their interest in each other. They'd be going on these like meet meet up dates for like a couple weeks now. And she's like but I couldn't be

unfaithful to this man I've never met so I have to go now. It's like, you are unfaithful to your boyfriend that you were practically living with. God damn Keneer. Sorry, he bought too many typewriters. Don't you have two of these already? So he's like, yeah, I understand he takes off. Dun, da, un, unbeknownst to us. He's the guy who's been emailing her this this this whole time. And that is not unbeknownst to, oh no. That is the plot of the film! Would you like me to read my next note? I'd love to.

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Yeah. It's just, fast forward to them in couples therapy, and I'm like, I don't think this is gonna work. And the therapist's like, oh God, you did what? Yeah. It's just this idea of like this person knowing something that you don't know and they're using it as like power of the power, the power,'s Tom Hanks and yes it's adorable. Yeah, I mean I think and I think no other actor would have been okay to be in that role because otherwise they would not be able to pull off the like awshucks it's me Tom Hanks you know.

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It's a throwback to those older romantic movies. I get that, I enjoy those movies. But they are of a time that this is not of. This is made 40 years after those movies and we should have evolved. But they're on the internet, Alan, they're on the internet. Yeah, so I get what they were shooting for, I think it's a bad target. Sure. I will give this a five.

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I love this. I've seen this movie 400 times. Yeah, it's, City of Angels. City of Angels. What I love about it is like, these like strong feminist women that I know totally love this movie. It's like so anti-feminist in so many ways, but... I don't know. I love it. I love it. I love that that's just like...

Yeah, fuck it. It's just, you can't... We can be multi-dimensional beings. Not me, I am generally very cynical, but I guess on this one I'll get a pass. Uh, no, I love it. It's, um, you can't do better than Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan. I don't think so.

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Good night. Good night. Katie, what are we doing to the bang in the new year? Okay, we're getting back to our poorly planned and poorly timed space horror movie rockblock. Poorly researched, poorly executed, hilarious. That's what our fucking tagline should be. Actually, I'm going to change it everywhere to that phrase. What was it? Let me write it down.

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That's so cute. Michael Myers, no space for him? No space for him. Well, we'll find it. No Freddie in space? I feel like Freddy has been to outer space. I'm gonna ask Google, okay? If you don't mind.

Oh, please. Please. Has Freddy Kruger ever been to space? Freddy in space. Freddy Krueger reads, go the fuck to sleep. I don't know what that means. I'm just not even click on it. Welp. No Freddy in space. No Freddy in space. No. No. threat. So yeah, come back for a Hellraiser Bloodline. And then uh... Thanks for the other episode of Wearable Fabulance. Yeah, who cares? By shirts and shit. By just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th th. th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. Go th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Go. th. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thuuu. thea. thu. thu. th. th. th. th. wolf Ambulance. Oh, you can find us online. Yeah, who cares? By shirts and shit. Bye.

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