Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 263- Leprechaun in Space (1996)

Episode Date: January 13, 2020

In this week's episode, we're wrapping up our weird space horror movies of the 90s rock block with the 1996 film "Leprechaun 4: In Space." Special topics for your consideration include: the fact that the subtitle of this film is merely "In Space," interesting naming choices, special effects that are charming if somewhat terrible, more of the following things: space marines! poorly lit spaceships! breast-based death curses! and finally, a whole lot of "what? why??" Did you miss our other episode from the Leprechaun franchise? It's Episode 39- "Leprechaun in the Hood." Did you miss our other 90s space horror movies? Check out last week's, Episode 262- "Hellraiser: Bloodline" and a few weeks back, Episode 259- "Jason X." No video this week, pals-- we're going to retool and get back to it in a few weeks.  But if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.     

Hi Alan. Hi Katie. Can I tell you something about this movie? Please. On Amazon it was $3.99 to rent, $3.99 to buy, so I now own Lebricon 4 in space. Why would I rent it if I could own it? So I made the same Sophie's choice? That's not what that is. And I was like, oh I don't want to own this. Why? Then you have it forever. My first note is, fuck. I just read the synopsis for this movie.

What? Okay. Tell me why you felt that way. Granted, I have not seen any of the lepricon movies leading up to this lepricon movie. Yeah. So I, but I couldn't find anything that said, end of Lepricon 3, he shot into the future in space. Yeah, there's no explanation of why he's there. No, he's just always been there. Because he comes back for Leprecocon 6 in the hood. And I assume it's a leprecon 5 as well.

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lepricon franchise. That's so bad though. That's so bad. I mean it's not like they were setting a higher bar with names like Dr. Mittenhand. I loved to have the. I think I'd wear a cardigan if I were him, but I loved him. You can't have your back and shoulders exposed like that. It feels very vulnerable, yeah. Did you enjoy the first act of this movie took place in someone's colon? What? It looked like the outside of some of the distance? Yeah. Why those walls! I thought it looked like a shit-chucky cheese, yeah. Why was it so weak? Like, the sets were so poopy. The guy's prosthetic on his head was so butt. It looked so shitty.

What is his name? I don't know the guy from full metal jacket. He's literally the guy from full metal jacket. His name is like, the shit. the shit. It the the the the the the the the thuchucky. It's thuuke. It's thuke. It's thuice. It's thuice. It's thuice. It's thu. It's thu. It's thu. It's thi. It's thu. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the set. It's the set. It's the set. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's so thateateat. It's so thateateateat that that that that theat that theat theat that that that that that. It's so that. He's literally the guy from Full Metal Jacket. His name is like metal headhooker or something. No it's not. It's something so fucking ridiculous. Anyway, yeah. Yes, he is. He's Harley Ermi or whatever that guy's name is. Actually Arley Army is in full metal jacket. No, but this man is also he's one of the soldiers in Full Metal. Oh, as the actor? No, the actor, I think was a sergeant. Oh, really? Okay.

And then is now, does movies. I was just like, how did you get from Full Metal Jacket to this? And apparently a short walk. Yeah, I guess so. So what are they doing there? I don't know. Are they mining? Are they fighting? They're a space force. They're Marines too, because they're doing the Semperfy thing.

They're going to kill the alien. They're here to kill the lepricon. They know about the lepros. Yeah, yeah. Okay. How do they? How do they? I feel like that's an 80s movie's conceit, but I don't know if that's real.

If any Marines want to get in toucest and let us know. I can't imagine there's a Marine listening to our podcast. I don't know why I if that's the chance. I guess we could Google it. Do you have the note, oh look, space Marines. I do. I actually wrote, I watched this movie before I watched last week's movie, and so I wrote, is this space force? And then in that last week's movie, I wrote, oh no, this is space force. I'm very hung up on space force. You should be, it's very silly. It's so fucking stupid. In 2096, which is when this film takes place. The not too distant future.

Yeah. And he's still gonna be making Ray Charles? I was infuriated by that. There's a Detroit joke too. And I was like, oh, so Detroit's still shitty. It's not even really that shitty now. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I that's that's that's that's that's that's not really really really really really really that shit that shit that shit that shit that's not that shit. No. No. It's not that shit. It's not that's not that's not even really that shitty now. No. No. I'm glad Ray Charles lives on. Sure. The music is fantastic.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did you like how that guy was just a shitty stalon? Which guy? The love interest. Books? Books?

His name really is books? Yes. He was call me Books. His name really is Books? Yes. He was a shitty Stallone. Actually, he was kind of a more handsome Stallone now that I think about it. He's a Bunko Stallone, but a better person. I think I was just luxurating in Tina's hair. So the women in this movie are named Tina and Dolores. Dolores is DTF.

I also thought that Tina and the Princess were played by the same actress for a long time. Princess Zarina? I really thought they were the same actress. They even have the same hairdo. Yeah. Maybe cast women who look somewhat different if you're only going to have a couple of them. So the lepricon is going to marry Princess Serena because her father is broke and the lepricon got all of this treasure god but they show the fucking treasure it's the shiniest thing ever. I loved that. It looks so like original series Star Trek,

these are gems. I think she looks great actually. It's so like original series Star Trek, these are gems. And she looks like an original series Star Trek alien. I think she looks great, actually. I'm sorry, go ahead. No, please. My next note just says, Rob keeps asking about the lepricon's back story and truly I just don't know. I just don't know Rob. He was like, but wait, why? And I was like, dude, I don't thu, but I'm like, but, but wait, th. And I, th. And I, th. th. And I, th. And I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. I, the, the. I, the. I, the. I, the. I, the. I'm, I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thr. th. the. th. th. the. th. th.'ve only ever seen a lepricon after this lepricon. I kind of want to like, I want to know the impetus where someone's like, you know what we

need? A story about a bad lepricon. I mean, maybe the first one's good. We'll never know. It's got Jennifer Aniston. What? I don't love Jennifer Aniston. . Why, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I'm th, I'm th. I'm tho, I'm th, I'm tho, I'm, I'm, I to, I to, I tho, I tho, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I th, I th, I th, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that, I just grates me. Why do you still have the Rachel?

I mean, just hanging on the wall over here. I thought you met my hair and I was like, no, I have a good haircut. Not that the Rachel isn't. She's not anymore. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah. So they find the leprechaun. The Space Marines too.

Yeah, and Princess Zarina. She's been injured somehow. I don't, oh, she gets knocked unconscious, doesn't she? I don't know. Yeah, something happens. Her hand gets cut off, right? Who does? I don't remember how it gets cut off.

And Dr. Mittenhan wants her regenerative properties. Yes. OK, so she's going to marry him for his gold. He's going to marry her for like the status of the being married to nobility. He wants to be a king. Right. He says later in the movie, a line that I actually very much liked, which was, I want a throne, I want to be king. I want people grovelling at my feet. I want respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect I thought good for you Lebricon. He should have said it's my thing

I want to be king. Oh I hate it. I hate it I truly do. Oh my gold gives me the roll. Stop. It's so good. Oh it's not. I was just trying to think of something to rhyme with a royalty and I was like why are you doing this? Why are you making it so hard? But they both plan to kill each other. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to their their their to their their th th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to thing. I want thi to to to to to to to to thing. I want to be to be to be to be to be thing I want thing. I want thing. I want thing. I want thing. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I th. I thi thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thin the. the. the. to to to to the. to thin. to to the. the. thin. the. the. I want therying to think of something to rhyme with a royalty and I was like, why are you doing this? Why are you making it so hard? But they both plan to kill each other on the wedding night. Yeah, he's got a wetter, bedder, and barrier all in the same day. That's funny. I like that. I wonder if her father will play for the wedding attack the lepricon.

Their lasers are seriously going. Pee-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-peep-pew. They aren't hitting anything either. I was like, is this a Star Wars joke? But they're like shooting sparks. Yeah, there's no range to them. Range to feet. And they blow him up with a grenade?

Mm-hmm. And then, the the the the lepricon's legs, which are the only thing that survived. It's gross. I know his head's there too because his head laughs at the guy after he pisses on his legs, and the lepricon goes up into his dick. Oh my god, he does go up into his dick and it manifests as gonorrhea which is so fucking funny. I love that there's just a wavy green line going from the feet back into the wiener. Yeah you're like well that's the lepergon. This is his essence the spirit his his genise what? That's Irish. That's Irish. That's the part that I read in the synopsis that I went oh fuck. I well I love the payoff of it which is that later that later that later that later that later that later that later that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. the the the the-I the-I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the the that I read in the synopsis that I went, oh fuck. Well, I love the payoff of it, which is that later, while this Kowalski and Dolores are

going to fuck, totally unprofessional way to behave in front of colleagues too. No, you're blowing off some steam. You're blowing off some steam looks like. They're in like the spaceships bar. Disco? But they're drinking out of like those plastic cups your aunt had with like the bubble things in them? The tumblers they give to the kids because they can't break them? Right, where you can get a lot of drink but like it's not gonna break. They're drinking out of those. It It's 2096. They're adult. Yeah, yeah. But she's just, they're just like, grinding. They're just fucking around. Oh, it's totally unprofessional. And then they're like, hey, let's get out of here and go, fuck. And the other Marines are like, hey, you're gonna fuck. And they're

like, hey, you're gonna fuck. And they're like, yeah, the subtext is there, the text text is there. I get it. Who is Harold and why do I have the note Harold? Oh, Harold is Mittenhands number two. Yeah, okay, so I have some questions. So Harold works for Dr. Mittenhand. Uh-huh. Does Tina work for Dr. Mittenhand? I think she does works on the ship, kind of like the space marine. Because it seems like she's being introduced to these people for the first time.

How did she get there? She's her point of view character. Okay, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I feel like she's the person who was frozen with Jason and Jason X, but we didn't get that backstory. Yeah, it's true. She says, I'm a biologist, a doctor of biology. Dude, I know. I know that's what biologist

means. Oh my God. She's being so mean to Stallone. And she's like, why are you so defensive? Because you're literally being an asshole. Anyway. So Dolores and Kowalski go out to fuck. And then... Uh-huh.alski go out to fuck. And then... His boner starts to hurt him, as it does. When you have... A bone dog? A lepricon inside it, Halin.

I don't know boners hurt. I don't have a boner. They don't hurt. They're not supposed to hurt. If your boner hurts, call your doctor. Well, why would you tell me that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, to hurt. Your bone or hurts calls your doctor. Well why would you tell me that knowing I'd believe it? So, the lepricon rips out of Kowalski's trousers. He's birthed, he's birthed from his dick, which let me be honest with you. Whole-sized. I love it. Is it just retribution?

I love it. I love it. I love a lepricon birthing from a man's dick that looks like it has gonorrhea. That's hilarious. It's so fucking silly. Yeah. I mean, I guess I should respect the fact that it's just like, they're just like, fuck it. Yeah.

Let's like slapstick. Yeah, slab dick. That hurts. That hurts. Slapping a boner. This is before his tip. The reason no one cared that Kowalski is dead, is because when he's making out with Dolores, he says, shake hands with the big guy and calls his dick Mr. Snake. Oh yeah, nobody cares if that guy's dead. It's gross. It's deeply gross.

And then, Lepricon does a fucking John Wayne impression. Yeah, he does. It's pretty good. It wasn't bad. It was better than I thought Warwick Davis could do. You like Warwick Davis? Sure. Yeah, it's been in them Star Wars movies. Oh yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I didn. Oh yeah, I know. I didn't know, but I know now. I mean, I believe it.

Ah, yes. So what is Harold doing? He's sniffing on the, oh, he's gonna sexually assault Princess Arena. The thing is, too, those going to walk around in those and not have it be footstank. It's going to be Swamp City in there. Maybe on Dominia they don't get stinky feet. I wish I was Dominion. I almost said Dominican.

Because that's what it sounds like. It really does. A lot of this movie feels like a first pass. Yeah, and they were were were like, th were like a first pass. Yeah and they were like no no no no good enough. Dominia it's fine. The spaceship like the CDI and the spaceship is definitely first pass. Oh I love it. No it looks like it's horrible it's horrible. I think that's genuinely the best they could do. Oh we sure sure sure sure. So yeah Mittenhand catches Harold being a rapist. Yeah and it's just like hey hey stop that anyway I'm gonna need her genes her genes her her her her her her the genes the genes the genes the genes the genes the genes the genes the genes. the genes. the genes. the genes. the genes. the genes. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. the the the their. their. It's t. It's t. It's t. It's t. I's t. I's t. I's t. I's t. I t. I t. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te it's just like, hey, hey, stop that. Anyway, I'm going to need her, her genes,

her genetic makeup because I want her DNA in my body. Wait, for those who haven't watched this movie, can you describe Dr. Mittenhand? All right, so picture yourself, if you will, a street. Trash can you might see on the street, or a mailbox. And on th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thu tho thate to to to to to to too too too too too too too tho the, thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu too too thu thu too too too too too too too toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. too can you might see on the street, or a mailbox. And on top of that is an old bald man. But just like his nips up, from nips to top. One arm, a nipple. One arm, obviously behind his back. Yeah, yep. A bald cap. Yeah. And talking in a, I'll say, a Nazi voice. So Rob was like, did this come up before or after Austin Powers?

Because I guess he's very similar to an Austin Powers character. Yeah, Dr. Evil. Yeah, which is, but they were, these are peers, these films. Yes, they went to school together. Yeah. Graduated the same year. We don't, I think he like did an experiment on himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself himself to to to the same year. We don't, I think he like did an experiment on himself and that's where his body went. Yeah, something went wrong with something he was doing. And also at this point we haven't seen him. He's been on a television screen the entire time and refers to himself as the Great Oz. Yes. But he's better. And he's on wheels. And he's on wheels. He's better than the great Oz because he's real. Yes. But he's better. But he's better. But he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's on. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's better. And he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on he's on. And he's on. And he's on. And he's on. And he's on. And he's on. And he's on. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's. And he's on. And he's on. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to be real clear about that. He's on wheels. He's better than the great us, because he's real. Right, he's a real wizard.

Real Mittenhand. Mittenhand. Heard worse. So now lepros is loose on the ship. Yeah. And this turns into basically like Jason X. Yes. But like a much more charming bad guy. I forgot to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention to mention the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. a bad guy, but like a much more charming bad guy. I forgot to mention something very important about this movie.

Miguel Nunez, or Sticks, you might know him from another movie we've done. DJ from Street Fighter? Djay from Street Fighter. Yeah. And, yeah. He's one of the punks and returned to the living dead. Oh, nice. I like, I like, I like, I. It's like, what are you doing in this movie? Miguel Nunez, Jr.

He's done a lot of work, though. I think he's been like in real movies, too. Yeah, for sure. Outside of this and Street Fighter. Yeah, that's like, that's a young, But he has like the best lines in the movie and like is making fun of people for being racist basically. Yeah. He has the best chops too. He's the best actor in the film. Oh for sure.

The guy, I also thought the buff guy was fine. Apparently he was on. Talking about books? Yeah. Okay. Uh, Boldin the Beautiful for years. act like that's going to get your chops for sure doing that day every day every day I remember Nathan Philean talking about that oh was he had soap operas mm-hmm oh god I can't imagine yeah why not I'm so hunky wait who's Nathan for you that's something completely different let me google let me google

that's Nathan Fielder. Yes. I was like, that guy does not seem like a soap opera actor. I don't know who Nathan Philly is. Um, he's in a bunch of stuff you've probably never seen. Cool, cool, cool, cool. That's like my life, isn't it? He's in a Buffy, he's... I should see more movies. He's in a firefly. he looks like this. Oh, he was on the movie with the Worms, the Little Dix. Yes, yes, yes, he did.

I did see Firefly, actually. What is that movie called? Worms with Little Dix. It's not Sliver? It's not Sliver. It's not Sliver. It's Slither. Slither.

Slither. Which is also about worm dicks. Yeah, weird. No leprechon dicks in that movie then. No. I did like that Princess Zerita is wrapped in bubble wrap, which is on the two. I love the character of Princess Zerina. She's just delightful. I love that she has nothing to do with three-quarters of this movie. And she's like, I'm gonna be an assle. Yeah, exactly. The gets real sassy. So yeah, the lepricon is out and he's killing people. Where did he get that we has mat suit? That's right, they have to get.

The space toilet or space sewage system is flesh-eating bacteria that eats their poo? Yeah, and they're like, no one should go in there. Okay, let's go in there. Put on these flimsy-assmat suits. Fortunately, lepricon has just a wee, we has mat suit. Big enough to put his big ass head in. Yeah. Why? Why? What? Of course? I don't know. Yeah, it's the silly. It's silly. It's hell a silly. And then like a bucket. the b a bucket. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. the the the th. th. th. thi. th. th. the the the th. the the th. the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the thi. the th. th. th. Yeah, it's silly. It's hela silly. And then like a bucket of blood just gets dropped on someone or something. Yeah, but it has nothing to do with anything. Like, why was there just blood down there? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's where I realize that they actually do call that guy books. I thought it was a joke. And then there's some more pew-pooing. And mooch. And mooch. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. their. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. I. Yeah. I's. I's their. I's their. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's their their. I's their their. I's the there's someone named Mooch and someone named Hooker in this thing. Yep. And sticks? Mooch is just like a shit Halloween skeleton too. It's like the one that I have hanging from my front porch in the month of October. Like it looks shit. Mooch, get back on the porch. Yeah. And mooch earlier we see him like getting cigarettes off of people and stuff, because he never has his own stuff, because he's mooch. I had a friend in college named Mucci for that very reason.

Didn't always pay his rent, would sometimes be going through your refrigerator. Fucking Mooche. Fucking Moochie. I think what happened in Mucci. I bet he moved back to Delmont. I just, I feel like, what was it, Lieutenant Popcorn? Is that your character? I feel like she could show up here.

Popcorn? Pooch. Linty, snacks. Yeah, nobody in this one has a cool name. Like, why is Sticks? Like, why is Stick's? I assume he's a drummer. We never see him play the drums.

Like, that guy from fear who's just carrying the drumsticks around all the time so that we know he loves to play drums. Oh my god. So we're supposed to be invested in like Tina and Books's love story? Which I'm not? No? No? Are you? You know for like Reeves and Books could finally get together? Reeves? Tina Reeves? Tina Reeves. Dr. Tina Reeves. There's kind of a bit of a jag though. Oh yeah, yeah. She's not likeable.

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Yeah. Can you me, Mrs. Books, biology? Do you have the note, books likes that ass? No, I don't, but he does. As Tina's walking away, he's just like, mm-mm-mm-mm. So, they have... Is that why I have written here, uh-k-ki-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-mc'-ma-miss-miss-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-a-a, thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-mm-mm. So they have... Is that why I have written here, uh, King of the Bobling Head? Maybe. Just going, mm-mm-mm-mm. He's just typed away like Meg Ryan. So they have to split up to hunt down the Levercon. Danny and Sticks go off.

Who's Danny? Uh, Danny is someone who is destined to die. OK. Is he the dark-haired guy? Because every time they showed him, I forgot he existed until they showed him again. Yes, he's the one who tries to convince Sticks to shirk their responsibility. Right.

Metalhead and Dolores go off. And they have a boner. But then, Metalhead implies that he wants to die with a boner? I wish I could go out standing tall like he did. Yeah, that's not even an implication, huh? Later when he dies, I was like, oh, he didn't get to die with a boner. You don't know that? I don't know that?

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again, p-pup-pew, they blow him up. Yeah, he can't be killed just like Jason X. Just like uh... Jason X, like that's his name? I'm Jason X. It's me, Jason X. Also tying this in all of our space movies, Pinhead makes a point of saying I am forever. Yeah. You can't kill these people. I these people. I. I. I these people these people these people these people these people these people these people. I. I. I these people these people these people these people these people these people. I. I. I these people these people these people. I these people. I th. I th. It th. It the people the the people the people the people the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It they. It they. It they. It they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're the. It's they're they can can can't they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're this in all of our space movies, Pinhead makes a point of saying, I am forever. Yeah. You can't kill these people. I know. What's the point then? I mean, and obviously they're all in 23 movies.

It's true. You can't have them die. Yeah. No. No. No. So they all die, and I don't exactly remember how? Well don't forget that Dolores as she's dying tells Tina to kill the lepergon. Tina is so sad about Dolores's death but she just met her that day and the Dolores is like a

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I've been playing with a lot of Play-Doh lately. And I just felt like it was a good like, you know when you make a hamburger in the little thing, Lucy got one for Christmas. Oh, nice. Yeah, it's making a lot of hamburgers. It kind of look like that. Nothing smells better than Plato hands. Yeah, you want to smell my hands? No. It's got to be your own hands. No.

No. No. No. No. No. I never want to smell your hands. Fine. I think that's rude, but okay. I accept it. So the lepricon, Mittenhan really wants the DNA of the princess.

He's got some. Right, because she can regenerate. Yeah, so he puts it in a blender, because he's going to drink it, I guess, in a milkshake. But the leper con puts a it in a blender, because he's going to drink it, I guess, in a milkshake. But the leprican puts a spider in a... Why did the ship have a spider and a scorpion on board? I don't know. And why the scorpions exist? I mean, really.

I don't know. I thought maybe the lepercon brought them, like maybe they were his pets. Oh, he's the weird kid in high school. Yeah. Yeah. I loved when he became Dr. Mitten Spider. I thought he looked cool and I thought it was fun. I was so high when I watched this movie. Why was his kid so like modeled? It was so gross. I don't know. It was great.

Because they ran out of like felt to put on his face and they were like just make it look bumpy I don't know make it look spotted he had a spider eye yeah but it had lights inside of it that were glowing yeah it was dope oh my god we'd help this movie so much oh my god I'd ha to help this movie so oh oh my god, we'd help this movie so much. Oh my god, I highly recommend it. I love when they go to, they're searching for the lepricon and they kick in the door in the lounge and every other door in the ship has slid.

But this is the one that kicks up. Yeah, it's gotta be kicked. Oh my god. Just everything about this movie is... Oh. So let's just get into it. Okay. Sarge does a drag show. Yeah. That was really hard to watch. I shouldn't say everything about this movie. It was deeply hard to watch. And then when he's doing sort of the multiple personality thing, that was very difficult to watch. Yeah, it was very difficult to watch. And it's, and it's, and it's, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus th th th th th th th, th th th th, th th th th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the thee thee the theea. theee thea. thea. thea thi thi thitime. Yeah, that's that's bad taste, but that's also 1996 or whatever. Yeah, for sure. Wait, was this the same year as Hellraiser 4 in space? Mm-hmm. Fuck dude. Yeah, both franchises had a four. Hey, at least I'll razer got into a theater. Ouch. Take that leopard four in space. Yeah, that-a-a-a-sa-tip. th-fffffffffffffffffa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-s, tha-s, tha-s, tha-s, tha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s, tha-s, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th-s-s-s-s-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, th-s. Yeah, tha-s. Yeah, tha-s. tha-s. th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th. th. th. th. theeeee-s, the-s, the-s, tha-s-s-s-s. Yeah, this dumb drag show goes on forever. And this whole time, Leopricon has started the self-destruct on the ship. Right.

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need to figure out the password and he's like I need you guys to get in here and figure out the password and I was like you have walkie-talkies, like just use your brains because they're still fighting the giant lepricon. Who has also done this like the zit thing where he tells Princess Zarina that she's not beautiful anymore? Yeah. And then like shows her a mirror and she's got zits. And then he makes them disappear and it's just like the magic of cinema. It felt like an example of the magic of cinema. Her face is in like a slightly different position when it goes th. Like th. Like th. Like th. Like th. Like th. Like th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi's thi's the thi's a the thi's a thi's, the the thi's, the the the the thi's the the thi's the the the the the the a slightly different position when it comes back, like it's just not good at all. But I thought the giant lepricon was wonderful. I thought it was really funny. When he checked out his giant lepricon dick, he pulls his pants and looks down and goes, oh-oh-oh! See, wouldn't it all just be scale? But if your dick was this size, when you were this size now it's gonna be, his dick would have been the size the size, like the size, like the size, like the size, like the size, like the size, like the size, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, when you were in this size, yeah, I guess.

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Oh sure. The 90s, liquid nitrogen. Oh sure. The 90s loved liquid nitrogen. For sure. What happened to it? Where to go? After they broke everybody's faces off of it, they didn't need it anymore, I guess. I got you. Oh my god.

Yeah, so they freeze Mitten spider, but he's frozen, they're still going, like, hey, what's going on? Yeah, yeah. But when Tina shoots him he explodes. Into just shatters into millions of pieces. So the logic of that is a little a little rough. Yeah. So they're gonna open the cargo door ala'a the end of aliens and shoot the mother alien out in the space. They're gonna do the same thing with your boy. The leprecon. He's pulled out into space. Uh-huh. And he explodes. He does as you do. Did you like carefully watch that explosion scene or watch it with your eyes at all? I did. Could you tell that it was there's like he was indoors? There's like a, you can clearly the theyrets on a wall. Like it is so clearly indoors and they were just like, fucking. Maybe that's space crates. I don't know. Like. Like. Like. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so th. It is so th. It is so the the the the the the th th the the th the the th th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is the the the th. It is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so. It is so clearly. It is so clearly. It is so clearly. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. It is so.that's what dark matter is. I don't know. Space crates.

I don't know. So he explodes. Mm-hmm. And then they look out the window and the leproscons hand gives them the middle finger. I laughed so hard at that. Well, this is while they're still trying to figure out the password for... to stop the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thean, thi. thi. thi. theea. space, theea. So, thease the password for just to stop the to stop the self-destruct self-destruct mm-hmm it's a wizard it's wizard it's wizard because he was a wizard of us or he just really like weed yeah well he should have it's a great it's a great thing to get you through this so they uh yeah yeah

they stop the self-destruct because it's a wizard and they're fine andthen they just make out. Mm-hmm. All three of them. Yep. The end. The end. I fast forward it all the way to the end to see if there'd be a, and after credit sequence there was not. Damn. Sadly. That is lepricon 4, colon, in space. In space. I got to say. I liked this the best of the space movies we did. Holy shit go on. I liked this. I this. I this. I this. I this this th th th th th th th th th th th I liked this the best of the space movies we did. Holy shit, go on. I liked this better than the other lepercon movie we did. Oh really? Yes, this is my, this is, I liked it. It's much less racist than the other one. It's much less racist. I liked, I thought he was much more charming when he wasn't trying to rhyme everything because he could actually express himself. We th, lep in the hood up to no good though. You know, I don't think that that was to this film's detriment to not have that. Yeah, I liked it.

When you sent me that email or you were like, we're gonna tear this thing a new asshole, I was like, I'm not. I liked it. I like it's asshole. Yeah, keep that asshole intact or just keep it with one asshole So why don't you rate this bitch Do you want me to go first? Yes, I do. This is a one this is terrible No, it's not. It is it is so terrible. It starts off at a cold litter to just get shit here. Oh, it's true But it is silly. It's delightful. What about what do you think? Six and a half. I had a really fun time watching it. I had like no fun watching Hellraiser 4.

I had very little fun watching Jason X, but I had a lot of fun watching this movie. That's awesome. Just because I think Warwick Davis is so fun to watch, like he's really charming and I just did not find him charming at all in leprecant in the hood. No, he's being gross the whole time. Yeah, he's being gross the whole time. Where in this, I was like, oh, he's like, skimming and he's saying funny things and he's expressing a desire for power. I don't know. He's not just like saying dumb, slant rhymes, you know?

I'm really surprised that, like, that's right. That's right. So, yeah. Whatever, six and a half. Six and a half. Great film. High cinema, as they say. Katie. Alan. Can I interest you in playing a game? I would love to play a game. So this game is to test your knowledge of sci-fi movies?

Oh, yes. I'm very excited because I don't know. Or I'm going to give you a tagline and you tell me what the movie is. If I don't know I'm going to make up a movie name, okay? That's okay. Yeah, and I have some other clues too if that doesn't help. When I get to the end of the clues, then I will make up the name. The name of this game is, it's a trap. It's a the, is, is, is, is, is a, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a tr. It's a, it's a tr. It's a, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's a. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tap, the the their. their. their. their. their. the the their, I's a. the the the the the something Admiral Akbar says in return of the Jedi. Okay. He's a man who looks like a lobster. I'm glad I didn't have to guess that. The other games that I made up before that I've thought about doing along the lines of this where it's a slap, where I play you a song and you tell me whether or not it's slap. the slap a tha flame. I would th play th play thay thay the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theat theat theat the the the theat's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that that that that that that that that's that that that that's that that's the that's to to toa toa toa toa toa. toldeat. theat. theeeeat. theeee the of a song, you tell me whether or not it's trap music, a la-flau-flak a flame. I would have to guess at those two, I think these days, yeah.

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fine film that I've gone for. It's true. Let's get a little harder. Yeah can I tell you something? Yeah you've named all the sci-fi and movies I know. I wanted to start up easy. The only good bug is a dead book. Joe's apartment. There's another tagline from that same said movie. Okay. Mankind just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I to th. I to thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi dead book. Joe's apartment. There's another tagline from that same said movie. Okay. Mankind just became an endangered species. Oh, event horizon?

Nope. Forget the insecticide. Bring on the nukes. Snakes on a plane? Starship Troopers. Oh, I should have gotten that. My clue for that was bugs and co-ed showers. No, I've never seen it. How about it's like Fern Gully, but sexy. What?

That's not a tagline? It is for Avatar. Oh, no. It should be anyway. I actually know nothing about Avatar. Except that people were very let down by it. But also some people like change their life according to it and want to live on that planet. Oh no, you can't because it's not real you dumb, dumb. Apologies to you, dummies. Let's try another one. Bring him home. Help is only 140 million miles away.

I can give you my clue for this one. Yeah, give me a clue. It's Goodwill Hunting in Space? Oh no, that doesn't help. Armageddon. It's the Martian. It's the Martian. It's the same movie?

It's Armageddon? Yeah. Is Armageddon on this list? Here's the final one I'll give you. Why? Why give you all of them? Don't quit on me now? I can do it. We have two more. All right, so I'll give you this one. Okay. An epic drama of adventure and exploration. That's a tagline for a movie that doesn't tell you anything. Ah, Travers. Man's Colony on the Moon.

A whole new generation has been born. It was living there. A quarter million miles from Earth. People living on the Moon? You can't live on the Moon. What are you thinking? I don't know. It's 2001 to Space Odyssey.

Oh really? That's what that movie's about? Living on the moon? Kind of. And like about a long existential crisis. That sounds awful to me. All right, here's... Living on the moon? You can't live on the moon! All right, there's no way you're going to get this, but I'm... I might. Don't dare you! Here's the four tag lines I got. Okay. Prepare for battle the four tag lines I got. Okay. Prepare for battle. Uh-huh.

Take back the planet. Prepare to go cyclo. On May 12th, we fight back. Mars attacks. So close. So close. Can I give you my... July, independence, July 4th, independence day.

When I gave this, I did this quiz with Missy earlier, and I gave her these clues and she said, President's Day, and I said, I think you mean a independence day. She did worse than I did. My clue for this one is Scientology Space Jam. Scientology Space Jam. There's no way you know this movie. Give me a second.

Scientology Space Jam. Put in the Jeopardy music. We can't do that. It's copywritten. I feel like I know it. I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue. It's the one where he's a... No, I don't know. It's Battlefield Earth starring John Travolta. Oh no, no. And he's got dreadlocks. No he doesn't. Alien Space Space Man. Because it's all about Zeno and shit. Oh, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th i i i thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th i th i th i th i th. It's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's it's it's like it's it's it's it's it's it's it's like it's it's it's it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's th. It's like it's th. It's like it's like it's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's like it's thi. It's like it's like it's got dreadlocks. No he doesn't. Alien Space Man Dreadlocks. Why? Because it's all about Zeno and shit. Oh man. It's really about Scientology.

Prepare to go Cyclo. What does that mean? Some fucking thing from the movie. Man, that's a cult. That's not cool.that's my game. You've ever seen Space Jam? Not in 100 years, yeah. I haven't seen it either. Maybe that'll be our first Patreon episode. I always hated that I believe I can fly songs, whatever. Fuck you, R. Kelly, you're all so bad.

Terrible. So that was- Worse. Worse, the Kelly or Scientology? Hmm. I don't know enough about about about but R. Kelly is real fucking bad. Real fucking bad. Yeah, that's a good enough answer. That was a game we like to call.

It's a trap! I like it. Thank you. I'm sorry I did so badly at it. It was a game that I set you up to fail because you don't know anything about science fiction. I'm like Alan this is a game about Korean pop bands. What do you think? BTS.

Oh, damn it. I told you, I love a tiny desk concert. Oh, man. Fucking shit. I don't think they've done one. I don't think they've done one. You know they haven't. You've heard them all. Katie.

What are we doing next week we are leaving the, the sci-fi space rock block and we are doing the choice of our friend and now yours. Germain Howard? Yes. Winner of the sweepstakes? Winner of the sweepstakes. Deep Blue Sea. It's gonna be great. My hat is like a shark's fin. We have to do all of the 90s movies this month or we'll die. We will die. We will die. Should we go? Looking forward to it. Yeah, it's gonna be exciting. Yeah. I think this is our first Samuel Jackson. I do not think we've seen a Sam L.J. Sam L. that's what we talked to each other. Yeah. th. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. him. Sam L. J. That's what we talk to, that's how we talk to each other. It is a return of L.L. Cool Jay. Yeah. Big beautiful melons. Melons. It'd be good. That'd be great. Should we tell them about the videos? Sure. So we're taking a little break from doing the YouTube stuff? Not just because I have the flu this week and I'm literally sitting here in my pajamas. It's. It is is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a the. It's a the, the, the, the, it's a the, it's a to. It's a the the, it's a to. It's a to. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It. It's. It. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. the. I. the. the. stuff. Not just because I have the flu this week and I'm literally sitting here in my pajamas. It's a pajama jam jam.

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But that even felt like it was making fun of like Star Trek, not how stupid this is. It's true. You know, like the holodeck is cool. This is stupid. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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