Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 269- Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

Episode Date: February 24, 2020

In this week's episode, the finale of our ~*~month of love~*~, we're deviating a bit from our usual horror to talk about one of Katie's all-time favorite movies: the 1998 teen romp "Can't Hardly Wait." Special topics for your consideration include: having dirty thoughts that one need not be ashamed of, a perfect time capsule of the late 1990s, an absolute celebration of giant pants, a cavalcade of actors you recognize and the excellency of The Replacements always and forever.  Can't hardly wait to see more of Jennifer Love Hewitt's work? Check out Episode 8- "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Seth Green? Try Episode 61- "Krampus" and Episode 97- "IT." Clea Duvall? You can't go wrong with Episode 87- "The Faculty." Sorry, no other Facinellis. We've got a new video up this week, introducing all the films we'll be covering in March: a month of pastoral/folk horror. you can watch it at www.youtube.com/werewolfambulance. While you're there, be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any dumb updates from us! And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hey Katie. Hi Alan. How are you? Good. I'm really good. It's Kenny Fisher Day. Yeah. Every so often, one of my cousins and I declared Kenny Fisher Day. Oh, okay. It's a random day. How are you? Good. I'm really good. It's Kenny Fisher Day. It's a random day every year and we just say things that Kenny Fisher says to one another. You don't put on giant pants and goggles. No, I don't don't. But I do say 92%! What's the hose line? I don't see no hose, Kenny. What are we doing this week on wherewulf ambulance ambulance? Our podcast about horror movies? We're doing the 1998 teen romp can't hardly wait. Yeah we're finishing out the month of love

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a high school graduation, everybody's there? And there are like different little storylines that we're following. I think the main storyline is Preston Myers, who wants to declare his love to Amanda Beckett, played by J.Lohue, in very poor fashion. Looking great, hard to listen to. And you know I love Jalo Hugh. Oh, no doubt. Yeah. You go back and listen to the, I know what you did what you th you what you what you th you the th you th you the th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th you th. And you know I love J. LoHugh. Oh no doubt, yeah. You go back and listen to the I Know What You Did Last Summer episode. Which I think I think I finally admitted was not a great movie. See I would say that the I think the overarching story, not overarching, I think the biggest storyline in

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They are like, the four of them. Of course, yeah, they all are. their hair guy, the era of boy bands. Sure, you got 98 degrees. You've got... You know them. Don't act like, you don't act like you don't. You've got Backstreet Boys. Yeah. New kids not around anymore? They're gone. They're gone. They're new men now. You've got Marcus Mark. But, I can't remember. Oh yeah, I think she's just like a really good actress. Oh yeah. I just think to, oh yeah, I think she's just like a really good actress. Oh yeah, she was in more stuff.

I just think this role is exceptionally shitty. And I agree that haircut doing no favorites. She's so cute. She has a great face. And they just make her look like a silly, a silly person. Silly Billy. But what was that laugh? Hey! That's the silly belly laugh, hey. I feel like this is in a very 98 fashion, nobody has good hair in this.

Ethan Embrie, no. Not worth it. Jailohue, it is so voluminous. She's getting so much volume from the root. Jamie Presley has those knots tied in her hair. Who's Jamie Presley? Jamie Presley, it was like a 90s, she was a 90s it girl briefly. She is the blonde woman who is one of the friends with the, yeah, with the broad skirt outfit.

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That woman is just unfathomable. Yeah, got a lot of 90s. It, this is a big movie. People love this movie. I love everyone loves this movie. Amber Benson is the woman's name who I couldn't remember. That's Tara. I also like that like, it says, on Wikipedia, it says, uncredited appearances by Jenna Elfman, Jerry O'Connnell, Brecken Meyer and Melissa Joan Hart. They are all certainly in the credits, right? They have those like, when they, when they, when they, when they, when they, when they, when they, when the, when they, when the, when the, when the, when their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, got, got, got, got, got, their, got, got, got, th, got, got, got, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. This, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It's, this is, this is this is this is this is this is this credits, aren't they? They had those like, when they, when it kicks in with a can't hardly wait at the end of the song, yeah. And then they show all the school pictures, they were definitely in those. They had to be.

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By Peter Fatchnell, who's 25 years old in the filming of this movie, looks 40. Older than the man who was supposed to be in college, Darry O'Connell. Yeah. I remember as a teen thinking that Peter Fatchinelli wasn't that hot, and now as an adult being like, oh, Peter Fatchelie looks great. And it's great. You're gonna watch his movie and think he's hot and not be aggrosso, because he's not bad, I'm fine. I can think dirty things about Peter Fatchinelli if I want to.

Ew, dirty things. Shut up. He's older than me now. A muddy Peter Fatcheli. Okay, stop. Or don't. So, um, yeah, Mike Dexter is broken up with Amanda Beckett. Preston Myers wants to tell her that he loves her, whatever.

He thinks it's fate. The whole thing's about fate, right? They're like soulmates that he saw her. And all right, first problem, he saw her. So basically he called dibs, and then he's mad because somebody else stole her. But she's she's she's she's she's he she's he she's he she's he she's he she's he she's the pop she's the pop she's the pop she's th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to art to the tune of Smash Mouth for the second time. Hey, no, you're a pop tart. Sorry, come on. So another storyline here is that Mike Dexter is an asshole.

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I guess it kind of backfires, but not really. But it doesn't, like Mike loses his job at the car wash because of the photos. Yeah, no, I think it was. I think this was socially, I think, I think, sadly, yeah, I think it was okay to be this homophobic. It wasn't that long ago. Oh yeah for sure, for sure, sure, sure, sure. Sorry, I totally got you off track, but yeah. Well, I was going to tell you about the entire movie. So, just in the beginning, do you think the impetus of this movie is the lyrics to Can't Hardly Wait by the Replacements, which is a fucking perfect song. It's great, I wish we could drop it in, but we can't. But so the opening lyric is I'll write you a letter tomorrow. Yeah. So do you think the person

who wrote this was like, letter can't hardly wait? Got a movie! Yeah, because the song otherwise is very little on the movie. Right, and it's in pure replacement style is unbelievable like the opening stanza is I'll write you a letter tomorrow tonight I can't hold a pen, someone's got a stamp that I can borrow I promise not to blow the address again. I love that. It's so stupid. But it's like oh I mean if you know like I don't know how much you know about their replaquets and alcohol. Yeah so this is this is just like oh I'm so the their their I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm to to thi. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the th. I'll th. I'll the th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. I'll th. I th would like ruin their lives with drugs and alcohol. Yeah. So this is just like oh I'm so fucked up that I've fucked your address up. Yeah. Yeah but it's like I'm ready to kill a teen rump. Yeah. Yeah. the thing about that song is that it's poppy as hell too. It's a very weird dichotomy yeah. Well that's one of the beautiful things about the replacements. I loved. their. the replacements. the replacements. I the replacements. I'm their. I'm their. they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. I'm they're. I'm they're. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I're. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm their. I'm their. I'm t. I'm t. I'm tot. I'm tot. I'm tot. I'm tot. I'm tot. I'm tot. I'm totally. I'm they're they're make me laugh too. Is that okay? Oh, for sure.

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Probably. It's got those early 2000 vibes that I think you'll really be feeling. Yeah. I also just like Kenny's whole thing of like, um, just openly admitting he's has no idea what he's doing where he's like, you know, 92% that whole thing, and he's like, you don't know 20 different ways to call me big pop-up because I don't, which I think is very charming. Yeah, yeah, like that whole thing of like, we've talked about it before,

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And they're going to jump down and strip two football players completely naked after they chloroform them. The chloroform they mixed in Chem Lab, which is really funny to me. And then take compromise pictures of the two of them together. Yeah. They have a lot of props for this as we see later. There's a lot of props, but also as a nerd in high school, I'm not attacking football players. You would if you had chloroform.

No, I wouldn't. Chloriform is like a sneaking up behind not a jumping on top of situation. I guess. Although it works, they did it. Yeah, it does work. What do I know? I don't see no house, Kenny. So we get to the party. And we get to the party.

This is a really hard movie to talk about it. I didn't really think about it. Is it because you love it too much? Yeah, I love it too much and it's all just a big blur of love to me. And I don't want to waste its flavor. Because I love Kenny Fisher. You just want to quote him. That's, I can do it all, I can do it all night.

Barge it in here like a freaking moose! Which I say, weakly to Rob. He won't leave me alone in the bathroom, God. So Ethan Embry has convinced his best friend Denise to go with him to the party. Right, we learned that he's leaving tomorrow, which is a very high school thing like, leaving tomorrow. It's leaving tomorrow to go to a Kurt Vonnegut workshop. I was like, you can't get any more 1998 than that.

That was perfect. And also how long can this, you know? I was reading so much Kurt Vonnegut at this point. Oh yeah. I was crushing it. It meant to be. Yeah. Fate. So he convinces her to go to this party because he's going to tell Amanda that he loves

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What the fuck are you talking? And who are you? And who are you? Yeah. That is just like, Sabrina the teenage witch is just try to get everyone to sign her yearbook. Never in your life. So we don't even have your poetry. My pace. Someone's got it. Delaware High, class of 1992.

Get us that yearbook. My favorite part is I'm not going to correct you about what high school I went to. I have no idea what it's called. I assume it's Delaware. Delaware. It's small state and one high school. The party is slamming. Yeah.

It's off the chain. I would love to go to this party. Today? And at any point in my given life. It's at Molly Stinson's house. Yeah, she's the one with the weird knees. That somebody say that? She's great.

I thought she was, oh God, I'm not gonna be able to pull the actress's name. When I first saw her, oh shit. What was she in? Uh, she's in the latest Halloween movie? Uh, did you see the latest Halloween movie? Judy Greer? Yeah, I thought it was Judy Greer. She does have a Judy Gre flavor. And apparently not a link on Wikipedia, so I guess she hasn't done a ton of stuff. Wow. Do you ever wonder what was in her refrigerator? I will think about it all the time.

I assumed it was shit. Might have been, could have been anything. But the party's off the chain and like, which seems like a very 90s thing to say. And it was dope and fat. I used fat the other day. I was like, fucking can't hardly wait. And yeah, Ethan Embry's going off on his thing and Denise gets left alone and then there's all these great interactions that she has with people. I love when the girl comes and sits next to her and the girl's wearing like a very frumpy dress. And she's like, aren't you in my language class? Yeah, yeah, yeah I am. She's. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I's like, I. yeah, I am. She's like, I fucking do it, you want me $5.

It's so mean. It's so mean in high school. But like, why doesn't Denise just leave? Why does she stay at that party? Oh, she could have apparently walked home. She tried to, yeah. Luckily, she didn't have to. because Seth Green Bix are up in his GMC. Oh, he did real quick at the beginning when they're like kind of like going through graduation and someone mentions French class and then they zoom in on two kids French kissing and I was like,

oh, that's cute. You did that. Yeah. I like that. I also like when they do their like little senior yearbook things to introduce each character and it tells me like what activities they're doing in their future plans and their quote. Because the quotes are really funny. The one woman says Jules lyrics. It's, yeah, it's Jennifer Love Uitt, which is like very apropos for that character. I definitely had a book of Jules Poetry in high school. Do you remember those poems? They're so fucking bad. Are they? I feel like they were all about Alaska.

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fucking nerd. I went there because there was a, like a collection of German witchcraft books that I went to go look at, I can't read German. No, but you saw him. I just went to look at books, that's cool. Go, saw him with my eyes. Yeah, he's going to Ithaca. I mean, do they even have sports scenes? I don't think, I don't think, because they said he loses his football scholarship. And I was like, I'm hard pressed to believe you got a football football football football3 football? That doesn't sound right to me. It's Mike Dexter. He's a role model.

I know, like, half the words you just said it. Yeah, so William downloaded this little baby off the net to tell him how much alcohol he could drink. What is it? I don't know. It's just a card and he looks at it and he's immediately drunk. Gives it away immediately. I do love that scene of him spitting out the beer and being like, nobody drank the beer! The beer has gone bad!

I think it's fine. And then you just start to chucking at it. Sipping it like, mmm. I remember having that feeling about beer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I feel like I had that more with malt liquor when that was introduced to my life. And I was like, oh, this beer has gone bad. And so did I after I drank it. Oh God, it's never good, is it? No.

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I like the one that he's like, I forgot her name is, hey, hey, yo, Corinne, baby, what's up? And this woman just walks by really slowly and then he approaches um Kleea Duval and he's like asks her to dance and she's like I'm allergic and he goes allergic to dancing she just goes yeah she's so cool she is so cool much better hair than they had made her have in the faculty oh god that was so bad it was so wet so greasy and then then so blonde. Oh yeah when she turns an arm. So eventually Kenny gets locked in the bathroom with Denise. Right because he goes up there to, because he overhears a woman who's saying my boyfriend

cheated on me, I'm gonna have sex with the next guy that talks to me. And he's like he looks directly into the camera. the camera. the camera. the camera. the camera. the camera. the camera. the camera. the camera. the camera. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. I. the. I. I. So. I. I. the. So. I. the. I. So. Yeah. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I gonna have sex with the next guy that talks to me. And he's like... He looks directly into the camera, which I like a lot. And then he's like, oh baby, I would never treat you. I see an angel sitting right in front of me. I definitely know every line he has in this movie. It is sick and not cool, just sick. Like an illness. Yeah. Think about how much like I could have read and known instead of just learning Kenny Fisher's lines. Well before he gets locked in the bathroom his friends will go up and they're like oh how's it going with getting the ladies? That's what they say, yep. And he starts talking about all the hoes. Yeah. Trying to knock the boots. And his friend says, I don't see no hoes, Kenny.

Would you have just said in random conversations? Say it all the time. It means everything to me. It's my smurf. So meanwhile, J. LoHue is being, is like having a heart to heart with a guy who is wearing like a super shiny silver buttoned down polyester shirt. Mm-hmm. We are who is introduced to us as Ron, her second cousin.

Her second cousin. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that he's her cousin is such a weird detail. Like, it's just weird. Second cousin. So he like listens to her talk about how she's she's the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, the second cousin, through marriage. So he like listens to her, talk about how she's not just the prom queen,

and she's gonna find out who she is, and she doesn't realize, like really know why she was with Mike for so long anyway. And then he grabs her knee and tries to kiss her. He does. And then Preston sees her being kissed by this guy, it's like a comedy of errors kind of and he just gets upset and leaves the party. Throws the letter into the trash can. That's the last we'll ever see of that letter. Right. It's gone forever. Gone forever. Until a woman with like Steve Madden chunky healed sandals comes and steps on it, which are so 1998. I do love the rub goldburgness of that. I do too. Where?

Another Smash Mouse. I'm not joking, it is. Oh, we did have to mention that when bust a move comes on. I'm like, God damn, it's a good jam. This is a great sound track. It opens with Third Eye Blind, graduate. Can I graduate! Can I graduate!

Can I graduate! This is a great soundtrack. Third eye blind. I am correct. Everything I have said is correct. No doubt. No doubt. I still stand the single soundtrack, so. What are you going to do?

But let's do the quick. So someone throws Sabrina the teenage witch's yearbook into the trash because everyone's just throwing it away. She tries to get, because she's apparently a nerd. And so she's throwing the trash. She throws a letter on the ground. Somebody steps in gum, then steps on the letter, takes a letter in the house. Without chunky heeled, Steve Met and Sandals. I'm just saying, I know those shoes. It gets like kicked at somebody as she gets in the door.

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should stay with Amanda because girls in college only care about ecomological shit. Very funny. They all want to be with older dudes. It was so, it was so perfect. He's like, he's a pre-med, they all are. But that's also funny because it like kind of subverts that like whole thing of like the hunky football player is just going to do great. Right. His last line is about bringing flip-flops to wear in the shower because he has warts all over his feet.

Which is just disgusting. I love the scene where before Ethan Emory, I think it's before he goes to give the letter to Amanda. And he's just like heartfelt-feltly talking to someone. To the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't see who it is? He's giving the speech about how, like, I want her to understand that I think she's more than just the prom queen.

And I think Matthewsweet farther down is playing again hey but it's so good because like they just turned to the foreign exchange student who has learned this phrase earlier in the movie and he just says do you want to touch my penis would you like to touch my penis I am a sex machine it's so fucking funny it's also like come on movie also so someone Blair's in this movie. Yeah, she's Skanky. Jeff Gernerson, you called a Skanky. Like, because of that, you just called her Skanky.

Yeah, well, Call all those that guys I see it, Selma Blair. So, Amanda reads a letter, doesn't know who Preston is. So she goes and talks to this guy who is like the most stereotypical stoner in the world. Oh, that's the guy who is in six feet under. Oh, okay. And Jason Siegel, who's eating a whole watermelon. Never mind, not the same guy, thinking of somebody else.

Okay, the guy, the blonde guy with the big hair, he's talking about how Velma was a hip-hip lady. And they also have that scene where William's talking about the salt on the pretzel and how those stars are just God's waiting to eat us. That was like my aim profile forever. So this movie just permeated every aspect of their life. It's fucked. I realized now I'm a sad sack of a human being. What the fuck are you talking about? So they're describing Preston Myers as has hair and wears t-shirts sometimes. He's just Preston, man. That was very funny too. It's very funny.

So then, Preston, so Mike confronts Amanda and says says you don't want me to take you back and he like tries to embarrass her in front of a crowd of people she ends up embarrassing him somebody in there calls him the F word in a for of its time was probably a very funny scene yeah I think so in retrospect not of so much not of so much I think everyone's probably a little more ashamed of that one now. Yeah. Mm-hmm. But then all these guys come up to Amanda and start being real gross to her. Oh yeah. And then Preston yells, Amanda, I love you.

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I'm just agreeing with you now. Thank you. What is he, New York 1523 or whatever? Something like that. So, oh you're right, it's diner. And he's like turning to use the phone booth to call Barry Manilow because earlier he heard Mandy and that was like his sign that he should talk to Amanda and now Barry Manilow is having a concert in Tokyo so that he can call him at 2 a.m. to talk to him at 2 a to talk to. It's fucking stupid stupid. It's stupid. It's stupid. It's stupid. It's stupid. The man. It's stupid. The man. the man. the man. the man. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their their their their their their their their their. their their. their. their their. their their. their their their to their. to to to dog? I have no idea either. I feel like I should know. It should. You've based your entire life on this. Stop. Just because I named my daughter Amanda Beckett

my last name. Amanda Breckenmeyer. So he's trying to use the phone booth and an apparition appears. An angel? It's, isn't she Darma from Darmu and Gray? She is. And she is super into Scientology. So she's a bad one, yeah. But there's a lot of people in this movie who turned out to be a not-so great. Oh really?

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Yeah. Yeah, and I'm sure. She's like trying to give advice and it's ill-received. Because it's his first time but not hers and she's like, it'll get better. Which is like something that people should probably know the first time, but not hers, and she's like, it'll get better. Which is like, something that people should probably know the first time. Yeah, but you know one wants a critique right after the Dunbonin. Oh, you didn't have the questionnaire that you handed her. And how was my performance? Oh, it was bad. It was bad. It was bad. Soups bad. You can't just lay there. So he then he like flips back into his like yo dog. Yeah. Persona. He has dropped

to that. Yeah. He's like I don't always talk like that. Yeah. And he goes back into it and then she is understandably upset. And then Molly busts in and was like, oh, that's how they get out. Yeah. And she's like covered in something and her hair is all wild. Because the police have come at this point. And there's this great everybody fleeing the police song said to damn it, the Blink-182 song. And I just love, I love it so much. It's so fucking funny. So then she's gonna walk home, Kenny Caesar on the street and was like let me just give you a ride home. Yeah and then he apologizes in a

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Yeah. I like the, or I did not like the, when Denise was like, you know you're white, right? To Kenny and it was like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, it's 1998 and it's everything's very confusing. So we cut to the next morning. Yeah, Mike wakes up, he up, he gets his parents get him out of jail I guess. Oh right, he says to the cop, like, did you see my parents? Are they mad? And they're like, no they're worried about you because Mike Dexter held you down, forced you to drink alcohol and then whatever. Which is like, so he's like, oh, we're friends now. Yeah, we're pros. Mike did cover for him. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the their. their. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the diner where everyone's having breakfast. He's in way too chipper a mood for how fucking hungover he's gotta be. I know you're like 18 but no. I got accidentally hungover a couple weeks ago and like I woke up and I was like, oh this fucking sucks.

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He's a billionaire, what too. to him. She might be a billioner. She's independently wealthy also. But Mike lost his scholarship because he drank too much beer. Just silly. And then got fired from the car wash when the incriminating Polaroid surfaced, which is gross. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Ethan Embry has taken off. He says goodbye to Denise in a very sweet way. Denise and can he break up, and then 10 minutes later find a bathroom and get back together. It's clear they have nothing to talk about so I wonder how long this is going to go on, you know. I think they're still together. Oh, I love it.

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Yeah, but you can stretch the fuck out and it's dope. Yeah, maybe it's that's't know why I thought that. And then I was like, are you taking a train to Boston? That's gonna take you months to get there. I thought they were somewhere in the Northeast. Oh, did you? I wonder why I thought that? I don't know.

Huntington, maybe? Although, that's a wearing in that last scene. Because her outfit is reprehensible. She's wearing like the worst khakis you've ever seen, which I think I described Meg Ryan as right. Now I have seen worse khakis now that I think about it. 1998 was a terrible year for khakis. And like one of those angel t-t-shirts and a long cardigan. She she she she she she she she she she she just she just she just just she just just just just she just just just just just she just she just just she just she just just she just just she just just just she just just just just she just she just just just just just she just she just just just just just just just just just just just just just igan. She just looks like a bananas person.

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So that is this movie. It's a 10. We watched it. I don't think, I don't know if Rob had never seen it before or had like only seen it a long time ago. I find that impossible. I know, well it's kind of a like, I'm home alone watching this movie kind of thing. It's not something I share with others. Not like home alone, which he makes it. I love how we love with love, Robbins. He really is.

This is his month and I doubt he listens to any of these episodes. And I hope not this one because I just talked about having dirty thoughts about Peter Fatchinley. Who doesn't? So it's a 10. Yeah, it's a 10. Obviously it's a 10. I understand that there are some problematic things with Preston Myers feeling like he's owed something, but I feel like it's handled in as delicate a way as 1988 was capable of doing it. 1988, teen movie, for sure. And he's just presented as like a good dude, not like a good dude with ulterior motives, but like a genuinely good dude.

Okay. Yeah, I don't know. You tell me. I give this movie a seven? Yeah, yeah, it's totally fine. I think if I was a tha tode tode tode tode tode tode th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Yeah. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. Iggle Video it would mean something to you. For sure. Yeah. I do want to do a quick plug for another movie. Did you see Book Smart? No but I've heard it's great. I highly recommend seeing Book Smart. Okay. It's really fun and it's dumb and I love that it's a female-based dumb, fun high school movie. Cool. And it's not like, there's no message, it's just like, fucking kids. Yeah.

And I feel like, like we talked last week about like making a feminist movie, and I feel like that's a really feminist idea of just like, hey, it's just a movie about girls in high school. Cool. Great. Yeah, it's great. It's great. Watched, the t. Dairy girls? I haven't watched Dairy Girls. I fucking love Dairy Girls. I've watched the whole series, like the whole series three times now. Oh, whoa. Because there's only five episodes or six episodes and they're like 20 minutes a pop.

Okay. Anda the tea girls. It is so fucking funny. Real quick, I want to thank listener Andy B., who recently sent us an animated gift of Katie and I in an ambulance with a werewolf on top of it. It's so fucking good. It's so, I just said Katie and email that she said, so cute. So cute. I showed it to Lucy and I said, who is that?

And she said, Mommy and Alan! And it's, I didn't realize it was animated at first and then I saw it was animated, I got giddy. It's so fucking good. Also, thank you for making my boobs look so fantastic. Because they do, did you notice that? They don't look like that in real life. They're great. I was too busy on my, like, looking at my mustache and be like, that's a, thrush. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's so, th. It's so, th. It's so, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th's what my mustache looks like. What do you mean? It's got a handlebar but it kind of like does it naturally. Yeah. Yeah. It looks cool. Oh thanks. Yeah. But thank you Andy for sending us that and watch the video that's coming out next week. Yeah. It's gonna have that little animated thing in it somewhere. And then after that we'll put it on our Facebook somewhere where I don't put a gift on Instagram? Probably not. I know fucking dicks. Everyone's going, yes, you too, of course you can. Of course you can do that. Why are you such idiots? Because we're old.

So thank you Andy for sending us to that. I'm 11 years older than Peter Fratch and I'm 10 years older than that. Yeah. What are we doing next week, Katie? Next week I will be leaving the month of love and entering the this is the same movie. And I'm 10 years older than that. Yeah. What do we do next week, Katie? Next week, I will be leaving the month of Love and entering the month of Springtime Pastoral Folk. Horror. Horror movies. We're going to do a recent film, midsummer.

Yeah. You've seen it probably. And we'll talk about it next week. Yeah. In the meantime you can go on tea public and buy stuff. You can email us at World Familots at Gmail.com. You can get us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. Is there more? Oh, leave us a review. I know. I know. Oh, God. 275 episodes. And... And thanks for listening to another episode of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of to to to to to to to to to to to to the world to the world to the world to the world the world world the world world world the world world the world the world to to the world to the world the world the world the world the world. And thanks for listening to another episode of Wear Off ambulance. Bye. Bye. you know the true