Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 270- Midsommar (2019)

Episode Date: March 2, 2020

This week we're kicking off our solstice celebration and a month of folk horror movies with the 2019 Ari Aster film "Midsommar." Special topics for your consideration include: the true horrors of the world, a scale of how attractive one must be to get away with terrible behavior, crappy academics, beautiful cinematography and cartoon mallets.  Did you miss our first Ari Aster film? Check out Episode 224- "Hereditary." Do you just really like terrible male partners? How about Episode 44- "Scream," Episode 45- "Rosemary's Baby" or Episode 54- "The Shining?" And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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What movie are we doing? The 2019 Hit Film? Midsummer. Midsummer. It is sort of a pastoral, springtime, pagan ritual, foxy horror movie, so we thought it would be a great way to kick off the month of March. Movie set in July where they keep talking about the May Queen? Whatever. Is it said in July? I thought they were going there in July. Huh. Oh, you know what, that explains a little time question I had at the beginning, which was like how long was it between her parents' death and her finding out about the, uh,

like the trip. But it must have been a while because it was snowing really hard when she finds out about her parents' stuff. So it must have been a couple months at least. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, now I know. This is our second Ariastair film. And he's only had two, right? Yeah.

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After I watched the first time, I was like, hmm, I think that's a comedy. I think I watched a comedy movie. The last two scenes make me believe it is a comedy. Oh my god, they're so good. So this is the story of Danny, who has some hardship in her life. Yeah. A shitty boyfriend. Yeah. And uh...

Shitty family life. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her sister has some mental issues. And kills her parents and herself in the opening scene to this fucking movie. The way that scene is shot of like the hose going up the stairs and the duct tape on the doors and like the firefighters coming up the stairs and like the garage door opening, just the way that shot like close to the floor, it is like so memorable and so good. His, like, there were so many the th a that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that shot like close to the floor. It is like so memorable and so good.

His like there were so many times in this movie where I was just like, oh that fucking shot is so good. Yeah. But anytime like he does stuff where he uses architecture. Yeah. And like so when we go into the house, everyone, they're coming in on the floor. And then when they go up the steps, we go up to the top of the steps and look down on them. And so he's just like using the house to show movement. It's so good. That is art. A lot of things we've watched are not art. But then it ends with like a shot of the sister dead, wide-eyed, with a hose taped over her mouth. And like one of her eyes blown out. Yeah. It's narly. It's narly. And she's covered in vomit where she's pumped on herself too. Oh and then you see the mom come out in a body bag. Yeah. Hi, welcome to this movie. Well, I mean he likes to go for the throat on all of this shit. Like he's gonna fuck you up one way or another. Yeah. Yeah. Ari. Aster likes a the the the the the the the the the f. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. It's like. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. seems. Yeah, Ariaster likes a fucked up family. Yeah. Because it might have some problems.

I was reading some stuff that was saying, that was saying that like, this is just sort of retelling hereditary. It's like family trauma, but it's like move from family to relationship. Yeah like the true horror in this film is like being co-dependent. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Oy. And he her boyfriend. Christian? Christian? She does a great job with the with an American accent until that she has to say Christian. Christian? She even does like yelling an American accent really well.

I know is a thing that always impresses you. He's not hot enough to justify his behavior. He's just a bunco Chris Pratt and Chris Pratt's already pretty bunco IMO. Yeah, like if she was with Cheety like that would be a different story. It's a very attractive man. But not not Christian. No, no. Just it just looks like the rest of them. It's just a dude. Yeah, he's just a dude But she is very co-dependent on him and like those opening scenes where she's like You can tell he's not being helpful to her and she's like, thank you. I'm very lucky to have you. You're just like, uh-huh. That whole thing of convincing yourself that that's the situation you're in? And also just being so afraid of being alone that you're like, well, you know, what if I

leaned too hard? Like, ugh. Geez. Yeah. But he's also keeping her around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

And he's gaslating her and doing that like, I'm sorry thing. That's the worst. I'm sorry? Don't apologize if you told me in it. Don't apologize if there's a question mark in the sentence. Ugh. If you're putting finger quotes around him. And she's playing it so well where she's doing the like, well, it's just, the, I just wanted

to know that's all. Like, that's all is so stressful to me. I think Florence Pugh is a fantastic actor. Yeah. You loved little women. Oh, you guys should have just seen Alan's face light up with the mere mention of little women. Oh, hi, I'm your grandma. I loved little women. But you did, that's great. She was really good in it. Yeah. Which sister is she? She's Amy? Okay. She's the the one who goes to Europe. Right. Yeah. Where? Europe? Europe? Where you went to kindergarten? Yeah? Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the me. Me me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. me. me. me. me. me. me. me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. M me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Amy. Okay. She's the the one who goes to Europe. Right. Yeah. Where? Europe? Where you went to kindergarten? Kindergarten and Europe. With your friend Dawn.

And Don. Still don't know which one I said. So we get up, we build up to the death of her parents and then there's these, this like,wrenching like not on the level of Tony Colette but still like when she's just screaming no over and over when she finds out that her parents are dead and her shitty boyfriends holding her yeah it's brutal it's brutal yeah God he loves that the pain of women no oh yeah a little bit a bit. He's just exploring it. That's all. I feel like at least this one there's like kind of like some like just desserts that happen in this movie. Oh sure, oh yeah. Nice compared to her right and tear war not so much. No, no I wouldn't say so. So then we cut to a scene where she's at a party. She finally is like ready to go out of the house. But he does not want to take her. No. I'm just going to be gone for like 45 minutes. Yeah. She's like, well, I'll just come and he's like, okay. Yeah. Just fucking break up dog. I know, he feels bad. It is hard to, I'm sure, break up

with someone right after they've experienced a huge tragedy. After every family member is dead. Yeah, to leave every every every every family to their to their their to their their to leave their their to leave their their their family to leave their family their family to leave their family to leave their family their family to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave to leave. Yeah, their family family family family family family family family family family family family to leave, to leave, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, I. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, tapy. Yeah, tapy. I's, tapy. Yeah, tape, togu. I's, togu. I'm, their, their thi. I's, thi them entirely alone. On that level you can kind of feel sorry for him a bit. Because if you do want out of a relationship and you feel like you're trapped by whatever, not wanting to be a bad person, you kind of have to feel for that a little. He's not doing a good job of anything, but like that sucks too. We should mention up until this point we've seen, at the very beginning we see this giant tapestry painting that sort of like lays out the movie I think. It didn't do it too much examining but I was like that probably goes out the movie. And then when he wakes her up from her nap to see if she wants to go to the party or not or to basically tell her that he's going to the party. Yeah. She's laying underneath a poster of a bear staring at a little girl. Oh, I didn't notice that. Oh, no. Wow.

So there's all this like, we're already getting foreshadowing of what's going to happen at the end of this movie. Do you like the extreme foreshadowing of the tapestries when they get there of the little love story? Yes, 100 percent. And then I love how they were like, did you, did you get that? Did you guys, should we have pants slower? No, that was slow enough. Okay. They just stop on the pub dripping one. It's so funny. That's where I'm like, this is a fucking comedy.

There are comedic lines in this movie for sure. For sure. But she goes to the party with him and that's where she finds out that he's like, someone's just like, yeah, we're going to have a great time in Haga's land or wherever they're going. She's like, what? Huh? Yeah.

This is brutal. So she finds out that he has already purchased a ticket to go in like two weeks for I think six weeks was the plan. I told you I was thinking about going. I told you I wanted to go. God he's the worst though. Really? Yeah. Yeah. If she was on Mori somebody would have told her to kick him to the curve. Yeah. Yeah. But she doesn't have anybody seemingly. Yeah. Just that one friend she calls that we never hear from again. That friend should really tell her to break up with him. Step your game up, friend. Yeah. This is your fault.

Everything that happens from this point on is that girl's fault. Do better, Jenny. So we skip a scene where she's like talking with Pele, the friend who's from the village that they're going to, the commune. He's so even and level-headed. So soft-spoken. But he's already being a little bit like mischievous because he's drawing something. And she's like, what are you drawing?

It's like, oh, no, just the table. Just nothing. Because he like closes his book real, thrown. to go back and look again. I think it was just the table. Oh, but yeah, he was just like being weird about it. That is weird. But he tells her that he's very excited. Nobody else is excited that she's gone but he's sto-stoat that she's going. Oh, Rick, is he like walks in and tell his friends moments before she comes up that he invited her, but he's not to the too'....... the the the the to be. the to be. to be. the the to be. the the. to be. to be. to be. the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe, the thi. toe. he's he's he's he's he's he's he's hea hea hea hea he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's to goe. Nobody. told. told. told. tolde. tolde. tolde. toe. toe. toe. toe's toe's toe's toe's toe's toe's tolde toe told toe hea hea hea hea hea he's he's he's he's he her to come. Just in the second before she walks into the room. You're like, oh Christian is a shit bag. Yeah, he's not just shitty to her. He's just shitty to everyone, which really gets played out a number of times throughout the movie. It really does. But they have this little interaction,

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That is very stressful. It looks like a terrible cheetah pet and I don't like it. But then I was like, I bet that would feel pretty cool if he just petted it real quick. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I th so th so tho on, I tho thi thi thi thi thi they thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho thi that the the' the' the' the, I the, I the' the' the' the' the' the, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the theanananan, theananan thean. theanananan tean. thean thean thean. theaa thea thea thea theeea they start tripping, and then she wanders off into the woods by herself. That could be good? No one should ever let you do that when you're tripping. Oh man.

No. It's a buddy system. For sure. Yeah. How did you feel about the walk into the village with the big sun, arch thing thatthat they had. It looked great. I think it was so beautiful. So beautiful. This whole movie is so god damn beautiful. I like that you're hearing music, like pastoral and folk music, but then it likes pants over and there's just people playing recorders and flutes, which I also thought was very funny. I think that's intentionally funny. So it's like beautiful and then it's funny and then it's also just like the ultimate horrors. How do you feel about bright light horror movies? Like just that sunlight, like because it's there's one or like the opening scene is dark, and then there's one nighttime dream sequence. Right. Everything else is

lit. Right, I haven't really thought about that in terms of horror movies because like I was thinking about in terms of this movie where it's all just part of like how disorienting everything becomes they don't basically the sun doesn't completely set so it's like never quite dark there so it's like day is night night and day is day and all is chaos and that's really part of the disorienting factors for them but I can't imagine I can't I can't first of all I can't imagine living that way sure yeah and second I hadn't thought about horror movies taking place in the daytime I can't think of any others like quickly off the top of my head the do bird box a lot of that's in the daytime

the daytime was that a horror movie it doesn't matter they're in the dark so I consider that to not be a daytime horror movie but the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus the the the the the thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the th th thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the the thi the the thi movie. But there's just something about that, like, Nighttime's spooky. Anaconda? Anaconda, yes. Okay, thanks. Yeah, no, Nighttime is the Spooky Times. This movie never gets Spooky Times. That it does.

Oh, Katie, I just remembered. What? To celebrate us doing this Northern European horror movie, I got us some Icelandicicicic Iceland Iceland Iceland it's both a little bitter and a little sweet at the same time. So like a little bit of you and a little bit of me? We'll let you guys decide which is which. Alan's the sweet one. Thank you. Yeah, it's kind of dark chocolate I think.

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Never heard of it. A little indie chain. Mompop. Wow, that's that's great. Oh, hell yeah. Thank you for sharing this with me. Of course. I figured it would put us in the mindset. Mm-hmm. Also the fact that we're on the TV and film charts in Norway. Yeah. Hey, Norway. What are you doing up? up? Norway, you up? It feels good man. You up because the sun is all the time. All the time. How you sleep? I'm gonna get those sun cancelling blinds. Oh boy. Like hotel rooms. Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine.

I can't imagine. We're still having a conversation, huh? I can't imagine what that does to your like cicadian rhythms. Oh, I know. I'm like a tiddy baby if I get half an hour less sleep than I need. You know what I mean? I can't imagine my whole world just like shifting enough. You know? I wake up like, oh, I don't know if I can today. Speaking of making a whole bunch of people sleep in a room with a baby is literal torture. Like why are they doing that to these poor people?

Babies should have to be somewhere else. That room is so gorgeous. It's beautiful. It's a nightmare to sleep in. And you like, like, there's a bunch of times there's like jokes in the background. And in that scene when they go in like, oh yeah, this is, and Pela is explaining to them, I'm trying not to say his name, like the Brazilian soccer star, Pele? He's like, yeah, when you're like born to 18, you sleep in this communal room. And Mark just in the background goes, honey jerk off.

Yeah, that guy is such a nightmare. And I feel like he is in this movie to make you feel like Christian isn't that much of a nightmare because he's not as bad as Mark, which is like the bar so low it's buried, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all, those three dudes are sort of like, the three sides of shitty dudeness. Because it's like the extremely horny dude, yeah.

Who just doesn't care about anything about, except Sexon, the like, social climber at any cost, and then like, the fuck up who just keeps kind of falling forward in his life. Yeah. Social climbing, huh? Yeah, I feel like the fact that I just keep calling it, do you watch The Good Place? No, I don't actually know anything about it. Oh, okay. William Harper Jackson, Josh in this.

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like ha ha this is so insane because it like, she hits that rock and then just hamburger sprays everywhere. Yeah. And like, meat is flopping. It's just like. And then when the dude, so she goes down face first, as you would do. As you've got to do. He goes down feet first. Like he's jumping in a goddamn swimming pool. Sir! So you get a nice mangled leg. Oh jumping legs first is just not the right thing to do. And this is the first time that we see like group paint? Yeah. So he starts screaming and the whole crowd starts screaming with him. And like rending their garments and like rolling around and like just like losing it. Yeah I love the scene too because when we first get to the at the stupa we pan

through the crowd and there's three people wearing sashes and then one guy is holding a giant mallet I was like oh that's gonna come into use a cartoon mallet for sure like it's like a Tom and Jerry mallet. I was going to say Wiley Coyote ordered that from the Acme Mallet Company. Exactly. And it does not cut away from a dying man being hit with a giant comedic cartoon mallet. It does not cut away. We watch it like four times. No cuts. I also laughed at this because the first guy goes up and smashes his head and you're like, oh alright, well they killed him.

Yeah, his head, because we see his head get smashed. Hands the mallet off to the next person and they take a whack and I was like, okay, it's little, oh, third person you're going to come up and do this again? And they are winding the fuck up to fuck up, the fuck......... So, it was fucked up where she put the hammer down for a second and pointed out of the park. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But it was just like, oh, this is absurd.

Yeah. If I'm going to hit someone with a mallet, though, I'm going to do that wide Ken Gurphy Jr's stance. You know what I'm talking about? Does that mean anything to you? I don't, but if it helps I picture James Hetfield's guitar stamps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like, yeah, yeah, that's a cross over there. Yeah, yeah. And so then we see a conversation between Danny and Pella where it's like, um, he's hitting on her in a way. And he's talking to her about like family and how his, he's like, my parents burned up in a fire. He keeps yelling it at her, my parents burned up in a fire.

And then he asks her like about Christian. He's like, does he feel like home to you? And then it quick cuts to the bodies of those people that jumped off being dumped into a fiery... Oh, they're pire, so if you burn on it, the kids, their, their, their, their, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, the kids, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their? Like, the bodies of those people that jumped off being dumped into a like a fiery... Oh, they're pire, so they can burn on it. Yeah. I love that later the kids are collecting the ashes. Oh, I didn't even notice that. There's like teens that are going to get their ashes. Jesus. Oh, also during the Atastupa, I don't know if that's the event or the event, I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the event, I, I, I was that's that's that's the event, I was that's that's that's that's. I was. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's their their their their the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I was the event, I'm the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I've the event, I don't the event, I don't the event, I'm the event, I think it's the event. Okay. Simon and Connie, who are the Ingumar brought from London,

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And he's like dismissive of her concerns about this guy. Yeah. And she just looks at him like, you're a piece of shit. It's like the first time we see who actually realize that it's not about her. Yeah, yeah. That it's totally about what a dog-o he is. He also forgot her birthday and was reminded of it and brought her a shitty piece of cake. And like, where did he get that cake so fast though? It was in the living quarters.

And we're, yeah. There was like a party cake. Like, it's so sad too because when she's talking to Pella about it, he remembered that it was her birthday because she had told him beforehand and he'd drawn her a picture of her, which is not a great, not a great gift. Because that could, that can break so bad for you, you know? Yeah. Is that what my nose looks like? All right, thanks. What if it's just like a boardwalk caricature? My teeth are not that fucking big. I'm sorry, I told you I like to skateboard. But she says to him, like, she's like, oh, Christian forgot. And he's like, oh, well, and she's like, no, no, no, I forgot, I forgot to remind him.

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This fucking guy. The sweet one. I loved her dream where she dreams in the night that everyone's leaving her behind. That was so upsetting. And then start screaming black smoke. Yeah. You know, like what her parents would have inhaled. Oh my god. It's so bad. It's so brutal. And that like, in that dream, she's like flashing on, of course, the meat face people. And she sees their bodies at the bottom of the cliff with her sister in the hose there. Yeah. I was like, you're a fucking dick. Like, this is such a dick move.

It is such a dick move. It is such a dick move. Uh, because earlier during her first trip when she got there too, she like hallucinates seeing her sister and her parents at home. Do you remember that? And just kind of like a sweet scene? Yeah, like a calm but her sister like looks at her like knowingly. And her parents are probably dead, like by the way they're set up, yeah. Cool. So you want to talk about Mark pissing on the ancestral tree? Yeah, Mark pisses on the ancestral tree. The guy starts screaming at him, it runs over,

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Yeah, this is where we see her getting even further into realizing that he is the worst. Yeah, truly the worst. Yeah. Which is nice. I'm glad that we see it happen over time. Yeah. And Josh has asked if he could take pictures of the, what is it, the Rue? Rottie? Yeah, and the guy's like, no, definitely, definitely, definitely, do that. And it's written by this Oracle who is a, they say throughout the movie that they're very specific about who can breed with who, right? So you're not inbreeding, except for their oracles are extremely inbred.

This is very bizarre. It is very bizarre because when you think about extreme in breeding and like how does that even work because you can have to go a couple generations right? I would think. Yeah. It's very odd. So this character is Rubin. Yes. And he doesn't really serve much of a purpose except for what happens to Mark right? And Josh. And he's there for Christians sex in times too. Oh is he? He's laying in the background watching. Oh I didn't notice that. Oh boy. Oh God. And I think he's just there to like look odd. Like well the camera like zoom in on his face and stuff. Oh I don't think I realized he was in the room. Yeah, yeah. Oh damn. Gross. Weird. This whole thing is so fucked up. So Josh sneaks out in the night to, the the night, like, like, like, the night, the the the night, the th, th, th, like, th, thi, thi, like, thi, like, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi's the thi's thi's thi's thiiiiiiii's thiiiii's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi night to, with the night when it's a little bit darker. Yeah, it's dusk.

To take pictures of the thing. And Mark has gone missing at this point as well. He went off into the woods with a lady who's been giving him the eye. And we said, Stink eye. That's not the one. The less than stink eye. So Josh goes into the like church library and he's taking photos of the book and you see in a big paint of glass there's someone, someone standing behind him. Mm-hmm. Which is also something he did in her her hereditary a lot. Yeah, you're right.

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So there's someone standing behind him in the glass and we turn around and it's Mark. Yeah. But it's someone naked from the waist down. Oh, it's so pale. So what I was reading about this, it's like he's wearing, it's someone who has skinned Mark. Yeah, and is wearing Mark's head, skin and leg skin. So he's got his peeper. Oh, that was Mark's peeper. Oh, shit. I thought it was just a, I thought it was just a I thought it was just a naked from the waist down wearing someone else's head. That's probably what it is but I like the idea of making human pants. Yeah I mean you're gonna have to be this is a Julia from a hellraiser two problem though because like your

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us feel disoriented, because they are disoriented too. So she's high and doing this dance in the sun seemingly for hours. Mm-hmm. As like it's like a musical chairs, people fall out and you just keep going around. But literally fall out. Yeah, they're vomiting because they've taken mushrooms. Yeah, or they just trip over, it seems like if you hit the ground, like it's like a like a royal rumble where if you hit the ground you're out. Huh, you brought it all together. Yeah, well, if you're going to start talking about wrestling, I'm going to get wrestling on the brain. It's just hard for me.. Yeah, that's happening for her a lot in this, which I really like, especially when,

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It's always hits. So they start fucking. Yeah. And this woman comes over and is like beautifully singing in Maya's face. She's an angel. And then starts singing in Christian's face. And then it's going on for too long, so this old woman comes up and just starts pushing on its butt. Yeah, like finish already. Not like hard or anything, just like, yeah, come come, come, throw those.

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Yeah, yeah. She's been accepted. Also, that's like a, that's, that's, that's, that's an extremely, that's, that's,ing down and whaling, which is very evocative. Absolutely. And biblical. Yeah. I also love when she, because she sees Christian in Flagrante. And when she's like, oh, what's going on in there? And the poem's like, that's not for us.

Let's go over here. And then she makes like the ultimate pouty face, like, she's so expressive and just like, hmm, and walks like, she's like a peanuts character. Yeah, she looks like a little kid that's like, mm-mm, no. Yeah, and the woman is just like, I think you should not. Yeah. So then we see her sitting on a dais covered in this like floral gown thing. Later is one of the funniest scenes in the fucking movie. I know, I know.

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Yes, Papa Shango. Hey, quick plug, my friend started a non-racist, non-sexist, what's the word for what? Like all-inclusive? All-inclusive wrestling promotion here in Pittsburgh called Enjoy Wrestling. Their first show is going to be in May. Oh shit, that's awesome. They got a space and everything. Yeah, yeah, over in Uptown.

Yeah, it's going to be dope. So look them up. Enjoy wrestling Pittsburgh. Go see the show. I wonder if we can do like ringside announcing for a podcast. Um, I bet they would be happy to be involved in some way. And yes. So she gets to the side. So Christians put into a chair. We haven't even talked about how beautiful everyone's clothes. No. Their clothes are fucking gorgeous. When they have that May Day dance dress for Danny to wear I was like. I I I I I. their. their. Yeah. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. their. their. Yeah. their. their. their. their. their. their. they. they. they. they's. they's. they's. they're. they're. they're they're they're. they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. they. I. they. they. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're they have that May Day dance dress with Danny to wear, I was like, it fits her like a glove. It's so beautiful. So Christians in like this big wheelchair. Like an old tiny wicker wheelchair. Like almost like a wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow, that's a fucked up word of wicker. Yeah. And they lay everything out for they're like, hey, we got to kill nine people. We've already got eight. So you get to say, and we've got Ulf and Ingamar have decided they're going to go. Why do they do that? I guess it's an honor? Yeah, yeah. It's so fucking sad. It is extremely sad. But also that is that how Pela's parents died? Yeah, oh

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bear costume. He's in the yellow building with everybody else who's died. Yeah. I love that Mark's head is just a full of hay. See I couldn't tell if that was Mark or Connie because it looked like it could have been Connie. Connie's the soaking wet body that they're wheeling in. Is she wet? I could it just seemed something seemed very off like she was under water for a while. Okay. Okay. Because yeah Mark was the one that was stuffed for sure. That makes sense. Yeah. They're just like tossing his body. Yeah, they're like dropping him up. Like he weighs nothing. And so, and then they wheel Christian in and light the blaze up. So one of the

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Alan. Would you go to the ratings face? Sure. Keep me a rating on this movie. I loved it. Did you? So the first time I saw it, I loved it and was like, huh? That was something. And then the second time I saw it, I feel like I picked up a lot more and had a lot more like emotions about it, you know, how you do. Sure. And I loved it even more the second time. Oh nice. I'm gonna give it a 10. Yeah I am. I loved it. You know what for me to give a movie that's on for two and a half god-dame hours a 10, it has to be really, really good. Because you know how much I hate to sit still still to sit still to sit still to sit still to sit still to sit the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their th. thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I th. I their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, tip, tip, tip, the tipe, the the the the the the the the the their, their, their. Because you know how much I hate to sit still for that long. It's true. But I think that the length is almost necessary to get you in that mindset of like, well, you live here now, everything's fucked up and upside down and you just go along with it. I feel like the length, amount of time you spend there is necessary.

Yeah, I feel like it's definitely you feel the two and half hours of that movie, but it's not like, you're never slogging through it. No, it seems like it should be, because not that much happens. No, and it takes a while to get to the Killen's. Yeah, oh yeah. So, I will give this movie a nine. I really enjoyed it. I had much more reaction the first time I watched it, for sure, because because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because. There's so much like me laughing uncomfortably because I'm shocked about laughing. Yes, yes. But yeah it's a

really fun ridiculous movie and like I feel like it's something I could watch again and it will keep revealing more and more of itself to me like this dude makes masterful movies. Right. Like the fact that this is his second film. It's bananas. I can't wait for his turn. He's got to do like a bad movie. Oh yeah, it's gonna have Vindiesel in it, I'm sure of it. But yeah, like this movie, I felt like the first time I saw it, I was so shocked and also just so taken aback that it wasn't what I expected after her. Sure. Sure, yeah. That's, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. thi. thin thin thin thin th. It's th. It's th. It's thin thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thin thin the. It's the. It's thee. It's to to to to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thin. the. the. It's going caught but didn't really think about all of the idea of her like now having a home and having a family, like how Pella says to her like, I always felt held and now and like he, that's what he wants for her. Yeah, and now she has it, you know, for better or for worse, but there's got to be times where you just wait. My friends are dead. Yeah, my family's dead. But now she's there's got there's got there's got there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's got their their their their their their their their their their their th. thi thi their thi. But thi. But thi. But their their their their their their their their their their their that's that's that's that's their that's their that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's te. te. te. te. te. te. ti. te. te. tel. the tel. the the the tel. tel. tel. t's got this family. These friends. She's got Olna and Maya and you know. And she'll be sent out to tour-born. Toerik people to come here and get murdered. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, once he did it once, probably not that bad the second time. She already murdered her boyfriend. To be fair, he had it coming. It's true. No one feels bad for it. No, you really don't, do you? Uh-uh, no. And it's not, it's not plate, like there's not that like lingering shot. You see him burning and just like, okay? Yeah. There's no like, oh my, I feel so bad for this guy, right? Because I think that's also sort of tempered by the fact, that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you feel bad for them. Yeah. Because they didn't think this was going to hurt, I think.

I love that they make eye contact and then Ulf starts screaming. It's like, can you look away? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to go to mail back? All right. Katie.

Alan. We got an email that I'd like to read. from someone whose first name is just a period. I won't give their less name. Okay. Super anonymous. Super anonymous. They said, I found your podcast three months ago and I've already crushed well over half the episodes. Nice. That's insane. That is. That's like three a day.

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That's really sweet. I'm glad we're not dry. No, no. No, no. We're juicy. J-O-O-C-E-E-E-E, that's the. What are we doing next week? Next week we are continuing our month of folk, folk horror. Folk is a hard word for me to say pastoral.

Do what you gotta do. But they're not all that. Country horror. Country horror. Rural is also rural ger. I'll just say rural. I'll just say rural. You know it's an easy one? Rural. Rural. Rural is also rural ger. I'll just say rural. I'll just say rural. You know it's an easy one?

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