Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 272- Village of the Damned (1995)

Episode Date: March 16, 2020

Hi EMTs. First of all, we'd like to say that we hope you are all well and healthy, both physically and emotionally, in this worrisome and trying time. We are here with you. Second, we hope that you can get a break from the real world with us for 45ish minutes today and it's our absolute privilege to be able to do that. Third, good lord, this movie is a disaster. This week we're talking about the 1995 John Carpenter remake, "Village of the Damned."  Special topics for your consideration include: when it is okay to correct us (when we're actually wrong, obvs!), Buck Flowers and an utterly hilarious death scene, a celebration of Kirstie Alley, poor hair decisions, mixing Superman and Luke Skywalker and getting a stew of garbage and finally, Baby Baby Boomers.  Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us!  Want to hear us talk about some of John Carpenter's other...uh...well, somewhat-less-than-classic films? You may enjoy Episode 79- "Prince of Darkness," Episode 112- "Christine," Episode 129- "The Fog" and Episode 142- "In the Mouth of Madness." And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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she's cool. She's like, that sounds lightly German, but she has not a German air about her in any way. And while they're stated there, the cops wake up and the cows wake up because everybody got knocked out. Yeah. I like how everybody just stands up and is like, what happened? And then it turns out, all the ladies are pregnant or at least 10 of them are. Are there only 10 women of child bearing age in that town? are pregnant, or at least 10 of them are. Are there only 10 women of childbearing age in that town? I guess, yeah. Okay, just wondering. Or that's all the alien babies they brought with them.

Gotcha. I just had a ten back of embryos. Yeah. They did have a funeral for Michael Perrier, and as I wrote it, the hot dog man. Oh, was he the hot dog man's... Oh, I didn't realize that was hot dogman's funeral too. Man... There was two caskets. Suck me if I have to share a funeral with somebody. That is bullshit. Other than Rob, I guess. And you know what? No, I want my own. I have outside friends. I want Rob's high school friends at my funeral. You hear that Scott stay home. Sorry Jeff. I'm fucking Scott and Jeff. What's up, Doc? Definitely not listening to this podcast.

I was very excited that there's a Charles Fort reference in this. What was that? He's the guy who wrote Book of the Damned, which is this collection of like weird anomalous stuff throughout history, like in the Bible, a newspaper acoucepher accounts of like frogs raining down and spiders raining down and fish raining down. A lot of things rained. Yeah, that was a big thing back then. But he was just a really weird, interesting dude who just went into libraries and would look through books to find weird shit to put into his own books.

Charles Fort. It's where we get the term 14 for weird phenomena like the magazine 14 times. Oh cool. Yeah. Yeah. Today I learned. And they also mentioned Sherlock Holmes at the same time and it was like, yes. Yeah, yeah,ticking all my nerd boxes. Still doesn't make it a good movie I'm sorry. So all the ladies are pregnant which we find out over a period of like 20 minutes of movie time like it's like real-time all of them finding out that they're pregnant which is like a little bit excessive to me.

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Good explosion. It was. I also felt like it was very rude to drive that truck by where all these people are coming out of like being in a coma for six hours and like just like take the wreck pickup by the entire tow. Oh yeah you're right oh my god right that's how she finds out about her husband's death is the wrecked pickup oh no yeah they were really on top of that because she is just woken up she's like rubbing her eyes when she sees it those two truck drivers are like we got to get this out of here. One thing that I really loved was when Kierce Alley gets

chauffeured away from like the scene with Chris Herrieve after she quotes Sherlock Holmes and then she gets into a fucking K-car to get to get chauffeured and I was like you're practically in the front seat. That thing is tiny as hell. What are you doing? Yeah we're all of the town cars rented. Oh man, and I feel like a K-car really locked this movie in time as well because they just do not exist anymore. Not at all. Can we talk about the marriage that was almost ruined and how funny it is? Yes. So it's Cali and Ben. Yeah. Ben appears to be, I don't know, 40 years older than Cali. He seems significantly older than her. And he's been away in Japan for a year when she comes back pregnant.

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You don't think I could pull off 90s, 50-year-old professor? He... It swooped back, not to the collar, longish hair. Like a bob around the back. He looked a bit like a panda bear or something. I don't think it's a great look. It was so smooth. Oh yeah, yeah, it's just and it was I don't think I don't think you should do that. Well my I'm getting excited because my hair is finally starting to go gray.

Yeah, so I feel like I'm gonna be like gray all over and I was like, well, you really need to embrace this and just become the professor that's been in Japan for a year? Yeah, do you think they didn't have haircuts in Japan? He looks like a he-man action-figure hair, like, but gray. It's not, it's really bizarre. So no, you say, I don't mean to crush your dreams, but absolutely not. I don't think it's a.. they they they they they their th. they thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they thi. they thi. they thi. they they they they they they they don't they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they don't have they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. Yeah. to have. to have to have. I to have to have. to be to to the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. they're they're they're they're they for our image on the podcast. God, I hope that never becomes a thing where you're like, could you, uh, today, uh, for our image. For our image. I'm going to need you to stop posting tele-tubbies memes. It's not good for our image.

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I almost feel like we shouldn't do next week's movie. I'm going to try to stay off topic on that one. She was also like, we're going to bring in a team that can take care of your pregnancy if you want. I was like you got an abortion squad this rolls! I'm actually like the A-team van rolling up, slide into orbit and let's do this ladies. Bum. B-Ban. B-Ban. I knew you're gonna have to finish it.

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She's like, oh, woobobobob. She practically tuc it into her drench coat. It's so fucking funny. It's fucking funny and also just like, what? Especially when you see the baby later. Um, I love how the labor scenes are protracted in this film. I also love that Christopher Reeve is delivering his wife's baby. Is he an OB? Because you don't just know what to do when you're a doctor. She's a superman.

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They go to, they're at their baptism, where they are all giant fucking babies. The first baby is like, I don't know, 13 that they're baptizing. Only one of them has a wig on at the baptism though, which is very funny. Although I was surprised to read that they did bleach the kids hair. No, oh my god. That's really their hair. Oh that is fucked up. And then they like spray painted them to make them glowing white. Hey kids. Hey kids. Hey adults! Don't bleach a kids hair. Hey, kids. Hey, adults. Don't bleach your kids hair. What do your kids be?

Oh my God. Don't make your kids act. Are you going to get this movie without a kid actor? Oh my god, I want adults playing these kids for all school. I wouldn't love that. Um. But when they're after the baptism and now they're a little bit older, I guess they're toddl phase is like pre-walking? Yeah, whatever.

I mean, they're ageless. Yeah, because the girl looks like she might be 13, while the boy, what is his name? Is that David? David? Yeah, David is writing his own, spelling his own name out and blocks at like 12 minutes old. Yeah, right. And then the girl is trying to murder her mom at like 12 minutes old. You know what? Maybe that soup was too hot to serve a baby. She's like, is the soup too hot? It's about to scald you. She, she glow-eyzes her mom? She gets Prince of Darkness eyes. She convinces her mom via some sort of psychic command to put her arm into this boiling pot of soup. Yeah. Just low simmer people. And her mom's like, oh my god, oh my god, and the play date's coming over. That then she takes the mom's arm out of the pot and the mom's like, no no, and then shows it back in.

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This was another great leap in this movie, because she's asking for that after like the first year of these children existing, and then we cut to 11 year olds walking down the street. Yeah, they are, they are old now. Yeah, they are at the eye doctor, who is literally the worst eye doctor ever. Like have some fucking professional standards. So I have a name for these kids and I want to bounce it off of you. I want to workshop it because I have it one of two ways.

Okay, okay. I either want to call them baby boomer babies. Or baby baby boomers is much funnier. Because when we see them at 11 years old or whatever, nine years old, whatever they are, they all have white hair, they're dressed in like dowdy gray clothing, and like all the boys have on like old man gray windbreakers. I. And slacks. Where? Like, I have a child.

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No, no, I questioned it. It was a question mark. I want to go on record as saying, of all the deaths we've seen, hundreds, nay, thousands of deaths. Death by eye drops is the worst. As in like the most poorly executed? No, it's just the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. It's the worst death we've ever seen. I don't even think she dies. I could not figure

out what the fuck was going on. What was in that other eye-dropper ball? I mean she shouldn't have put that in the little girl's eye on the first. She fucked up. That's a serious malpractice. And then she makes the poutiest pouty face when she's being forced to put him in her own eye. She's making that Florence Pugh face for Midsummer. Oh, Pew. I don't, like, that whole scene, I was like, what are you doing John Carpenter? I don't know. He was like, you know what, we need an optometrist? Oh man. Can my aunt play her?

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It's government work, though, am I right? So, so sloppy, so wasteful. Our tax dollars. They go show Barbara's Tombstone, he's standing at his head, no dates. Who's got the time? So the kids are marching all over town two by two, a boy and a girl, except for the one little boy, David. Because he was supposed to be partnered with the stillborn child. Right. At one point, Jill and Superman are having a conversation about like why they care about the stillborn child? And she's like, what do you thi think th think th think th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they's, they're, they're, they's, they're, they're, they're, th. they're, they're, they's, th.. they's, they's, th. they's, th. they're, they're thi, they're thi, they're thi, they're thi, thi, thi, thi. thoooooomoomoomoomoomorrow, thoomorrow, thoomorrow, thooomorrow, thooomorrow, thoomorrow, thi, thi, th care about the stillborn child and she's like what do you think they're like paired up or something and I was like have you not seen

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These are, might be baby-baby boomers, but they're also people who grow up to be like, I don't even own a TV. You know what? You know what? You know? You know, I don't think so. I mean, or I've just aged out of it, because we all, guess what, we were all watching TVs? Ben dies.

Because Ben is like going on a warpath about something and he almost runs over the kids, and then they take his mind over. And I love this T-intersection that he the end of the intersection is just a giant natural gas bin. It says Frank's natural gas or something, and he just flies right into it. I hope the roads never get icy in this town. It is the worst location for this tank of gas I've ever seen. And it's in front of, I don't know, 65 acres of empty space. Just 10 feet back.

Just 10 feet back. Honestly. So it is an enormous explosion. Oh, he, they have also killed Carlton at this point because he comes at them with a broom. Can you please describe Carlton's death to me in words? I can't. I don't remember Carlton's death. They get him to jump off the roof onto his broom. It's impaled with his own broom. I just remember him yelling at the kids because he's just kind of like I'm. What's going on Carlton? What's going on Carlton? He yells at one kid and the other kids all stand up and I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh I had a gang like this. No? These baby-baby boomers roll deep.

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And then gets straight impaled by the broomstick. And the mannequin that hits the brink of truck is so good. I'm so into it. It's just, it's exquisite. I mean, that's a funny death being impaled by your broom. Yeah, yeah. That's funny. I mean, I feel like he's played a janitor in a lot of the movies that he's been in. I mean, that bowling alley one, he was a janitor. Oh, yeah, he was.

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And she shows him the stillborn, the alien fetus. And he- It's in a jar of formaldehyde. It's in a jar of formaldehyde. It's got some like glow lights on it. And she's like, I have spent years building a wall around this on my mind so that the children can't see it because they can read your minds and she's like oh don't tell him I told you like why didn't you warn him now he knows I love when he starts building his wall oh his literal wall in your mind when it was the ocean I was like okay when it became a literal wall. His literal whole pink Floyd brick wall in your mind. When it was the ocean,

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What were they gonna do with it? They were clearly gonna have to kill those kids. They were not gonna restrain them to the department. you bring that gym? Yeah, it ends with like 400 dead cops. Copp-slaughter. An Acopolispse? Ah, a coppolis now. Did I do it? You did it. Nailed it. When they also make a helicopter fall out of the sky. This movie is so silly. So, okay, so then the towns people show up with torches for no fucking reason. It's 1995. You have flashlights galore. Torches and pitchforks, like they're going to hunt a fucking Frankenstein. They, why did they do that? Are we supposed to not question why these people have torture? I mean, I know, I know that like for the story of what happens to the Reverend's wife,

there needs to be an open flame, but she's carrying a torch. Where did she get it? Did she make it? Did she make all of them? Who lit them all? I have so many questions. We know from in the mouth of with the town, like when he keeps driving back into the town and there's the mob there with all their torches. But that's a movie about weird fictional nonsense.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. The Reverend's wife lights herself on fire. Yeah. Good thing she brought her like her good bag, because that leather bag doesn't burn. Because it has something in it that Jill needs later. Car keys. Yeah. It's just like become sort of a bad action movie for a while. Like it's cops shooting up cops and there's helicopters overhead and then like, I don't know, people on fire. And then it's just is going to be a reference for all the kids out there.

Christopher Reeve seems to be doing some sort of weird Joe Cocker impression while he's up there. He's like, like trying to keep his wall up. I thought it looked like he was trying to push out a big shit. But that's fine. I guess Joe Cocker kind of looked like he was t the climax of the movie? The climax of the movie is a little girl staring at a grown man both of them struggling with their brains and cut-ins of a wall, a brick wall, a literal brick wall. Yeah with bricks being nibbled at. Yeah, nibbled. I did really like the way it looked

when her eyes just kept glowing harder and harder till where her skull became translucent. You saw she had alien skull. I thought that was extremely stupid. I wrote, the brick wall, her face. The brick wall, her face. This movie is fucking hysterical. I felt that was very, uh, a lot of this movie was a X-Files thing to do. I have to say if this had this this this this this was a this movie this movie was a thiii-a thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi-s, thi, thi, thi. thi-s. thi-s. I was, th-s. I was, thi. I was, thi. I was, thi. I was, thi. I was, thi. I was, thi. I was thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. thi-s-s-s. thi-s. thi-a-s. to-a-a-a-s. to-a-a-s. to-a-s. to-s. to-s. thi. thi. thi-a-Files thing to do. I have to say if this had been an X-Files episode, I would have loved it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it wasn't. It was a John Carpenter movie, a full-length feature. So she finally breaks down the brick wall, sees Christopher Reeve's thoughts and kabloooble. The barn blows up. Right, he's been looking at the clock, to the clock, to the children, to the clock, to the children. Her face, the brick wall, her face, the brick wall. It's so bad. And then we see David and mom driving off and she's like, oh man, we'll fix this I guess or something later. By. And David's just gazing pensive? Yeah, what are we to take from that? th empathetic about nature now. I don't know what like... Like, is he still dangerous? No, he's fixed now.

He's more human than human. Okay. Yeah. And then like, finally a Carpenter score kicks in. Because it's the first time we've heard it. Yeah. You know who it was a this soundtrack? Dave Davies of the Kinks. No shit. Well, it seems like you would come up with like something more memorable. Yeah, yeah, I feel like it was a little bit of a wasted Dave Davies moment.

Can I read you my last note? Whatever happened to Cali? Who's Cali? Ben's wife? The moment was the big hair. Oh, I don't know. She just disappeared halfway through the movie. Isn't that weird? She was like a main character and then she was just gone. After Ben's hair was gone, she didn't have anything to live for. I guess. Katie. Alan. Would you like to go to the writing space? Sure. You want to go first? Sure. I have seen this movie before,

like two years ago. This time it was better than I remember it being. Oh no. It's still a low-tier carpenter. This time it was better than I remember it being. Oh no. It's still a low-tier carpenter. But I laughed a lot more this time. It was much more silly. I was like less like, this is just bad. And I was like, oh, this is redonculus. I'd give it a four. Okay.

I saw this movie as a kid. Um, on cable, I think. And the only scene I remembered, which is a scene we forgot to mention, was Kirstie Alley laying down on the table, unzipping her shirt and then stabbing herself, like slicing herself open. While chewing the scenery. Oh God, she's chewing every bit of that scenery. She's like, this is my goodbye.

That is the only scene I remembered. And I was like, are we just think it's sitting on this book? Nope, no boops. No, no boops. It's so bad. It's really bad. I, it's one of those movies where you're like, are they being sincere? Hmm. Who though? Is Christopher Reeve being sincere? You don't think so? I think everybody was just getting a paycheck. I, that makes me like it less. I'll see your four and I will match you a four. Oh, excellent. It's just, no, that is not excellent. That is subpar. Oh, we did forget to mention that there is a John Carpenter cameo in this. Oh, I didn't see him.

He's in the gas station early on in the movie. a payphone and he has a ponytail that goes halfway out of his back. It's a good look from nobody. Can I read you a mail bag that we received? I would love that. Nowhback! This is very sort of self-serving, but I think you'll enjoy it. Most things that we say in mail bag are, to be fair, self-serving. Alan, your sister is my leader at work. And she pointed me in the direction, the direction, their, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to thia, to to thi, to thi, to me, thi, thi, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, thi, to me, too, too, tooomomomomomomomomomomomomom. too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, to me, to me, thi. to me, to me, to me, thi. thi. to me, thi. thi. thi. to me, thi. too, too, too, tooomorrow, too, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, too, tooome.a, direction of your podcast. Oh shit. I love it! Oh no! I listen to you guys almost every day. Not only does it make my workday go much faster but it really

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I wish I could crack my knuckles loudly. Ooh, just the one, and it hurt me. So come back next week for Black Death. Or don't, like it's fine. Oh it's gonna be fun. No it'll be real fun. Eddie Redmayne. And thanks for listening to another episode of Wormow Fabulance. Bye. Bye.