Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 273- Black Death (2010)

Episode Date: March 23, 2020

In this week's episode, we are discussing the 2010 film "Black Death" but please be assured that we did not glibly choose this movie; we picked it back in February to be the final installment of our month of folk horror and the actual episode has been recorded for a couple weeks. So, not ill-intentioned but certainly ill-timed. That said, let's make the best of it. Special topics for your consideration include: a deep and abiding knowledge of both British crime drama actors and the finances of 50 Cent, the current level of dopeness of our haircuts, what this movie is trying to be and does that make sense and also hey was this written by a 12 year old boy?, and Sean Bean: will he survive? (lol) Did you miss the first appearance of the Bean on Werewolf Ambulance? He's in Episode 111- "Silent Hill." Do you like recognizing British actors? How about Episode 131- "Hot Fuzz" or Episode 160- "Shaun of the Dead"? Or maybe you're just into medieval times, in which case you could either listen to Episode 229- "Army of Darkness." MEDIEVAL TIIIIIIMES! Hey, you may have noticed our new theme music! Super special thanks to Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer for making it for us-- if you enjoy that, you can find his SoundCloud at https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm or contact him on Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm). And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

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You're picking God. I'm a try and Averleveen. Little Mama and Everleveen. Um, God, I'm an idiot. So, and then these witch hunters seemingly, but they're like mercenaries for Christ, I guess. They used to hate the French, now they hate witches. It's basically my take. It's as good as any explanation for what the fuck they're doing.

They have like torture devices that are just immediate murder devices, like the splitter? Yeah, that felt like it was written by a this movie feel like it was written by a hyperactive teenage boy. Oh yeah, for sure. And then other parts of it feel like it's written by a person who wanted to write the Wickerman but just really enjoyed the shit out of their first D&D adventure, you know. This movie made me 100% percent want to do one of my favorite shitty movies.

What's that? Which is called The Thirteenth Warrior, which is a movie directed by the guy who directed Predator. Okay. Based on a Michael Crichton book. Okay. That follows the trials and travails of an Arab poet who links up with 12 Vikings to go fight monsters in the woods. Okay. So if you're casting an Arab in a movie, you're going to go with Antonio Banderas. Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no! I own and have seen this movie at least 20 times. Why? Because it's so good. Okay, great. Put it on the list. So I figured now that we're getting into action horror movies, we can really start branching

out into 13th Warrior. I can't believe we're doing Ghost and Mr. Chicken as your birthday and not 13th Warrior. We can always switch it up. No, we already made the video. It's true. It's true. I just don't take these backs. Nope. So these guys show up the the mercenaries for Christ and they're like, hey, we heard there's like this village that's not blagged up. So we're gonna go down there and see what kind of devilry is going on, witchitutes. Why though? Because, um, God? Yeah. I mean, this is not a good era for God. Like, his people were doing a lot of bad change. Sure, sure, absolutely. The whole, the witch trials and all that stuff is a real bad scene. Yeah. This is just another problem like Wickerman where there's, nobody is the good guy. Except I think Eddie Redman is supposed to be the good guy, but then isn't.

Yeah. And see, I think once again, much like Lord Summer, the witch in this movie is the good guy. Well, she does a pretty fucked up thing to him though. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, she didn't expect him to go full fucked up afterwards. Yeah, you can't manipulate people like that. Yeah, play types. Yeah, no, there are no good guys and there's just some, like it's just varying degrees of shittiness. Yeah, it really is. And it's just like you're watching it thinking like, but

why am I doing this? I feel like there's a certain threat in this movie that's supposed to be like, lovable thugs. Because there's the one bald-headed guy who like refuses to lift his head up and just wants to stare at everybody sideways with his head and his shoulder like that's his tough guy move. Oh yeah, what's going? I don't know. That he just had like torturer, a truth-getter. And I was like, did you say torturer? It's 1348. Is that really what you would say? Torturer? I don't know.

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Oh no! And that is the last thing I would do. My thought was that like, oh, this is obviously written by a man because of a woman was like, oh, it's bloody. You know, it could just be her time. Yeah, yeah. Also, there's like this scene where they're all sitting around the campfire talking about how they were super smart and had these cool ranged attacks against the French with longbows.

And then in the very next scene, they're surrounded on all sides by men who are far away. And they're like, what are we gonna're just fucking bragging about your cool ranged weapons. They didn't have their longbows with them. Why? They're all melee attacks. You can't, if you're going to have an adventuring party, someone's got to be a ranger. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.

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Why is my horse making this weird rattling noise under the hood? Why don't I spill a milkshake on my horse? I bet a horse would be easier to clean, though. For sure. Oh, man. I have a note that says John Lynch is such a good-ass actor, but my autocrack change it to lunch. Good, wait. John Lunch is such a good-ass actor. Who's he? That's like a game I like to play on road trips where I think of every song that I can where love is a noun and sing it but replace love with lunch. Like. Bad companies, the win.

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Yeah, yeah. That's just such a sad, horrifying story. And even like, not to go too far down this, but like people that were arrested and then their friends would be arrested. And like one family went on the run. They grabbed their kids and left. That's horrible. Because they're like, they're going to come after us, and they're, and they're, and they're, and they, and they, and they, and they're, and they, and they're, and they're, and they're, and they're, and they're, and they, and they're, and they're, and they, and they, and they, and they, and they, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, not tho.e.e.e, not to to thooooooo... to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to ran and they're like, well, you must have been doing something. Oh my God. And this is what, the 1980s? 80s? Yeah.

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fuck. left at the village. I thought maybe this will end soon it'll accidentally just be like a black screen at the end of the film. Maybe this movie's only an hour. Nope. No, no. You get a full hour of them just hanging out in town. Yeah drinking and so Osmond sees, he's like kind of taken a liking to the witch played by that lady from Game of Thrones. Oh is it? She's the Red Witch. I know I recognized. Yeah, she just, she's literally playing the same character but without the wig. She's the blonde witch. Yeah, exactly.

Um, Melisandre? I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I dipped out on that. Because she's kind to him. Right. So she leads him to a ritual to watch where it looks like she's bringing Avril back to life. Right. But that's what we find out later is that's not really what happened. No, Avril was just drugged.

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It's 1348. They're dead. I do love that there's so much much this movie that can be solid with a posted note. Yeah, it's true. Just drugged, wait. Just hold on. So he gets real mad and he comes at the witch with a knife. Yeah. I feel like if you're going to come at the witch you best not miss, because he just like gives her a little scritch. And then that's it, perhaps. We have a new t- t- t-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s. thi-s. thi-s just just just just thoomom! thoom! thoom! thoom. thoom. tho-a-a-s. tho-a-s. thi-a-s. tho-a-s. thi-s. thi-s. thi-a-s just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi-a-s-s-s-s like-skkkkkkkkk! thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-s. the-s. it. We have a new t-shirt side. Our Jonasy sweatpants, I know this. It's gonna be such a good look.

Then we see Sean Bean's death. He gets drawn and quartered, which I put up with a firewalk as one of my favorite things to see in a movie. I feel like I don't see it nearly as often as I ought to. Oh, yeah, for sure. In this, in, in, in, in, in this, in this, in this, in this, in this, in th, in th, in th. In th, in th. In th. In th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, the. the. thea. We have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, the the their, their, their. Wea, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their. th. their, th. th. the. to. to. to-a. to-a. to-a. toe. toe. toe. We have toe. We have toe. We have toe. We have toe. toe. Wea. toe. Wea. to. Oh, no, yeah, for sure. In this, in our run on this podcast, we've seen a lot of horse deaths, but I don't think we've yet seen a horse murdering a person. I think this is our first time. Yeah, second, because the first one killed Averil. I'm sure of it.

It wasn't in true. I mean, I didn't inspect the crime scene. I didn't rubbed her, I didn't rub the bloody rags on my face. It is nice to see horses murder a person though, because I feel like that leads, you know, that lends credence to my beliefs. It's people forcing horses to run away to murder people. If horses are so smart, why are they running away? I can't remember what movie it was. I just remember I was way too young, way too young to see this. There's some movie that takes place in Egypt and someone gets drawn and quartered, and like it fucking scarred me because it like it showed them being ripped in half. Oh! Not just arms coming off. I wonder what it was.

I don't remember, but like, I feel it was just something randomly on HBO. Yeah. Just like, fucked me. And ever since then I was like, ooh, these are exciting deaths. For Sean Bean, it just pulls his limbs off, which is okay. It's fine. But before he gets drawn and quarter, Eddie Redman, and comes, to come come cometo him, because I guess he could just run around and chat with people this one. I have a lot of problems with what is in is not allowed on this island because it really

comes back in in a few minutes. He runs over and he's like, open my cloak to them or my shirt and he's got bloody postules all in his armpits. What is he supposed to be proving to me? That he brought the plague to them. He's going to kill them all. Just why? He's such a dick. Because he is the most religious out of all. Like who am I rooting for? I, I, uh, Hob? Hob? I don't know. Hub literally says that he did this all because she was pretty. Like, all right. Why did you do this? She was pretty. She is pretty, though.

She was very pretty. I feel like that also happened in Game of Thrones. She showed somebody your boobs and they're like, oh, I'm on board. Yeah, there's a lot of time in this movie where enemies just let their enemies do whatever they want because like, we see that someone has dropped a knife near the water torture thing that they're all in. Jim from the fall grabs it, cuts his bonds, gets them out, opens the thing, cuts them out.

He's fighting with this guy and then he walks away to do something else. And the next thing you know Hob is getting put inside that machine. Why? Why did Hobb allow himself to be put in there? Got his ass whooped, I guess. It doesn't make any sense. Hobbs stops fighting him for like for him to like go say goodbye to his friend and then just just steps in and let's him put him in there. I also love that like they're using the cover of Sean Bean being drawn and quartered to sneak out of their bonds. Oh yeah right. Like a foot and a half away. It's so close. Yeah. I also like

when the witch says that the pestilence is a Christian disease. I know we have thanks Christian. That's pretty funny, yeah. Oh man. Maybe you thought she had to play because she was coughing a lot, Averil. Maybe. Yeah. Um, it doesn't matter. So yeah, uh... So, yeah, he goes into the woods and starts having this like conversation with the witch's disembodied voice,

which is so stupid. He's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the witch's disembodied voice, which is so stupid. He's just running around in a swamp getting yelled at by a witch. I just have a note that says, you're dumb Eddie Redmayne, go home. Because I was getting, like by the end of this movie, I was just so mad and ready for it to be over. Yeah, I was just, I mean, spoilers for the raining phase, but I did not enjoy a moment of this film. Oh no! No. Like, the attention to detail is just so poor.

Like when they get to the, the, it's an island in the middle of Marshes. Yeah. They're like, oh, we can't get the machine over there. How are we going to get it over there? Yeah, it's there. Yeah. It's the, it. It's the, it. It's the. It's the. It's th. Why. It's th. Why. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to. to. too. too. too. too. too. toooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's. It's. It's. It's toeea. It's. toe. It's toe. to. I don't know but the townsfolk brought it over for him. Yeah it's there. Why? Like don't tell me you can't get it over there if you're gonna later show it over there. I think there's so much in this movie that's just set up for how dumb these people are. That's like how dumb the mercenaries are and they just keep putting themselves and like, I'm gonna bite your throat. There's the plague.

Oh, fuck. I'm gonna drink all your wine. We drugged it. Oh, I can't get the thing over there. There's a road, fuck. I get a post-it note. I also love that like, she runs off in the marsh. She's just turns and immediately and he immediately and he immediately and he immediately and he immediately and he loses and he loses and saunters off in the marsh and he immediately loses her.

Struts! So, Wolfstann and Osmond are the only two that survive. Oh no, I guess, yeah, no, they're the only two. Yeah, that's it. And they've got Hobb in the fucking splitter-rader in the back of their wagon. And when we get back to the monastery monastery monastery monastery monastery monastery monastery monastery the monastery, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the monastery, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, than, than, than, the, thi, than, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thus, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, the, the, the, the, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s, the-s And when we get back to the monastery, Wolfgang? Wolf Stan? Jim. Jim from the fall says, like, David Warner's like, who is that?

And he's like, oh, that's the necromancer. But he knows it isn't. Well, why does he lie to David Warner? Because he's got to take somebody back to his people and be like, I got your own necromancer. You can torture this guy? Because it's all a lie. What is? All of it?

So then we have the seemingly tacked on coda of this movie. Where they were like, is this not dumb enough? Let's dumb it down a little more. Eddie Redman leaves leaves leaves leaves leaves leaves leaves leavesto become... Sean Bean. To become Sean Bean the massaginist, where he just goes around the countryside, killing any woman he comes across because she might be the witch. But I can't tell if he's having a mental break or he's actually seeing them as that witch as Karese Van Houghten. I thought it it was supposed to be that he's having a a a a mental a mental a mental a mental the mental the mental to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental to be a mental break to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the witch, as Karese Van Houghton. I thought it was supposed to be

that he's having a mental break. Okay. Because the first woman we see, we just see her and she looks like the witch. And I was like, does she not recognize him? And then the next woman we see is like dark hair and a completely different body type, but then when he looks at her, she's the witch. Yeah. And he's grown like long flowing locks at this point. He has now a wavy bob.

Because there are several, like a heart to heart scenes in this movie between Sean Bean and Eddie Redmayne where it's like, Sean Bean is like giving him advice, but Sean Bean is the worst person to take advice from, I would say. That would be like if a guy theaeaeaea. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I was, th. I was, thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to toooo. to. today, thi. thi. th, I would say. That would be like if a guy just got fired from your job and you're like, hey man, how do I stay here? Exactly. That's exactly what it's like. And then at the end, you decide to be him and you get fired. Yeah, my last note is, oh great, he's a lady murderer. Yeah, credits are all.

Yeah, that's it. I mean, this movie is highly th Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB. I guess it's for somebody. Yeah, it's just I am not that person. Yeah, it's I think it's too much of an action movie for you. And it's also very stupid. It's not the right kind of action. Yeah. Because like a Fast and the Furious movie is also an action movie that's very stupid, but like I'm there for it. But point break is also a stupid action movie that you do not like. See, I need to maybe re-watch it because I just had an ex-boyfriend who loved it and he was very stupid, like very, very stupid. And he ruined it for me. I see. And so I've been taking that out on people in my life who love that movie and I realized I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I to to to to to to to to to to to I realize that and I need to be better. Oh okay maybe for the Patreon we'll do a... Johnny Utah though. Utah! Oh my God I wish I was dead already! I'd say that minimum once a week. Do you know? Give me two. It's your I don't see no hose Kenny. Exactly. So you want to uh Utah go to the rating space? Okay. What do you got for me? I mean Alan? I'm I to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I don't, I don't, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Johnny, I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, I don, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, th. Johnny, to, to, uh, Utah, go to the ratings face!

Okay. What do you got for me? I mean, Alan, I got to say, I really did not like this movie. I thought it was, um, I thought it had a bevy of good actors and was still a garbage movie. I think it was probably written by someone for whom English was not their first language. It is a German production. Okay, I don't doubt that. I don't know who wrote it, but I'm going to say they don't speak English. I think it's meant to be like, all gods are bad gods.

Sure. All gods that would tell you to murder someone are probably not a good time. Yeah. And murdering in the name of God is bad. Sure, I get it. Right. But like, it's so unwatchable to me. So I'm going to go ahead and give it a three. Oh wow, generous. Okay, I'm going to go ahead and give it a two. I just don't want to get any letters about it. You're allowed to have your opinion.

I am. Two. Katie. Alan. Katie. Alan, it's your turn. This movie is mad dumb. Mad dumb. I feel a butt coming on. It's fine if you're not paying attention. What does that mean? It's like supernatural level, like, dumb watch where you don't have to be invested in anything. I'm gonna give this movie a six. No!

I can't believe you. It takes a lot of boxes for me. I like plague times. Sure. I like witches. I like the wicker man. I like shivering Eddie Redmayne. Do you, though?

You don't even like Eddie Redmayne. He's fine. Yeah, like it's just, I don't know, it's definitely silly. And I just kind of like embrace the silliness of this movie. Can I say what I think my big problem with it is? I think it's really silly, but I think a lot of people think it's really serious. No. Yeah. What did Rob think of this movie, if I might ask? I think he, the first time, because he didn't remember any of it when we watched it again.

I think he had told me at the time it was, quote, pretty bad. It's pretty bad, for sure. Yeah, yeah. But I also have a deep love for all those old like Italian sword and sorcery movies and all that stuff and like, or sword and sandal movies, I'm sorry. And I feel like it's of that like, oh we're just gonna have some random violence and like, and then I guess there's a witch or something, who knows? Anyway, Sean means a dick. That's, that's, that's a good review, I guess, of this movie. Black Death.

Well, you never have to watch it again? I, and you know what, Alan, I never will. You say that now. I'd say it now, I say it tomorrow, I say it every day for the rest of my life. I will never watch Black Death again. I hope I never have to too. Katie. Alan.

Speaking of reviews of movies, would you like to go to a little place? I'm like to call Mailbag! Yes, please. We got an email from a friend fan of the podcast that I got very excited about. Okay. Because their name is Will Sotomayor. Are we allowed to say that to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to to to to to to to be to to to be to be thia thia thia thi. I thi. I thi. I to thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to me. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toooo. I'm too. I'm too. I'm to too. I'm to to to to to to say that? I don't know. You should ask them! I'll beep it later. Okay. No one will be able to figure it out.

Let's just call him Will Eddyum. You're a monster. I think this is a comment on my accent. Okay. The... The... The... what do you call it when you're writing an email? Subject line and an email is, I'm a fucking idiot. Such a great watch, such a great way to watch horror movies, lull. I appreciate that. Yeah, horror. Haar. They say, so many movies in this genre that I will probably, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,. Har. They say, so many movies in this genre that I will probably never would have watched until listening to both of you reviewing them.

Your reviews of some of these movies just had me cracking up at work with my earbuds in, everyone wondering why I'm smiling like the chick from us. You shouldn't do that at your desk, my friend. You guys are amazing, and your podcast just makes working that 9 to 5 so much more enjoyable. Oh, thank you. He goes on to shout out marvelling at Marvel's Marvels, which is where he found this podcast? Who? Is that another podcast? Is that another podcast? He wants to shout out? You think I could take them in a fight? You say out of it? You think I th I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi that th at th at th at that that that that that that that that that that that that that's work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that's that's that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to to to that to thi thi that think I could take them in a fight? Which side do I come down on? You stay out of it. You think I could take them in a fight too? Definitely. Yeah. Since that's how I found out about this gem of a podcast. Thank you, we are a gem and so are you. Now the next thing I don't quite understand, he says John and Joseph, oh, that's what it is. Who? Not pH? Not pH. Those guys thi I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi th th th. thi th. th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th with an F, not with the pH. Those guys are great as well, but the chemistry between you and Katie is just palpable.

Also Tom Saviti's season, hiray for that, lull. Thank you. Oh, thank you. That's so nice of you. And also, I agree that we're better than Marveling and my podcast I have never listened to and should be more supportive of because my friend Alan works on it. I think I was confused by the pH because he was talking about chemistry and you're like do you mean like page balance? Oh yeah I'm very acidic. You're more basic. You're a basic bitch. I'm basic. So yeah that was a that was our email that we got

while we were sitting here recording. I like that. I also want to shout out the person who gave us an iTunes review with the subject line and their hair was perfect because I had to explain it to Alan that it's a werewolves of London joke. Listen, we both have very nice hair. I feel good about mine for the first time in a while. Your hair is beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. It's super fluffy right now because he doesn't have any product in it and it looks really nice It's very youthful

I'm spry Fresh from the Gym. We got a new review too while we were sitting here. I do believe. Did we? This is from Jesse Star. It's a five star review. It says a treat for my ears. Oh, Katie and Alan hate a lot of movies. I love. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. the. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. hate a lot of movies I love. Sorry. Given. And I don't even mind. Thank you. That is the right attitude. Exactly. Thank you. They're so fun to listen to and you can tell their great friends. Up top. Slam Doug. Bonus I love hearing about Savini. God, these people want to see some Tom Savini. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much for taking the time to review us, to write us emails. Also, I also want to shout out the listener who sent us the picture of him and his three-year-old daughter both wearing the wailfamulance shirt because it literally brought me to tears at my desk. I was having a bad day. I was having a bad day. I opened, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I the th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi th. I that that that that toda toda toda their today today today today today tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tod, today. today. today today today today ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. today today today that you have to do this podcast with a ghost now? Because I died when I saw them from just sheer joy. Very good. Oh, they're both, it's a little child wearing a werewolf ambulance t-shirt.

Like, that's like beautifully corrupting the youth. I'm really into it. I did say, please don't let her ever listen. Daddy, what does dick whistle mean? Why does that old man keep saying it? No one knows? No one? No one? No one? No one knows. Nobody knows. He doesn't even know. Katie. Alan. What are we doing next week? It's your birthday. It is. Go, go, go, go, shorty.

It's your birthday. Oh, gonna party like it's your birthday. Gonna sit a party like it's your birthday. You know, we don't give up a fuck. It's not your birthday. find me in the club. Do you wish you had invested your first million in smart water? No. I do, that's how 50 cent made all of his money. 50 cent is broke. Oh is he broke? Yes. For a while he was super rich because he'd been well goodbye because no one's drinking smart water anymore. I am 90% sure that 50 cent is broke. Allow me to Google. Please. Let me just ask Google if that's okay. Yeah, the one behind you's gonna react. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. the th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to find to to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find to find. to find to find. to find to find. to find to find to find. the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the the the the. the the. the the. 50 cent to to to to to to to, the one behind you is going to react. Is 50 cent broke?

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Wow. And that was why there was the 50-50 smart water. It was his blank. And he made a ton of money off it, but obviously not enough for long enough. Obviously spending a little more than he made. Yeah, we're going to talk about Ghost and Mr. Chicken. It's Alan's birthday. Alan is turning 46.

Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. What do you want to do for your birthday? Uh, watch Ghost and Mr. Chicken? Dece. I have a feeling I might have to lend you the DVD because I know how available it is. We'll figure it out. It's a classic. It's got to be out there. Yeah. My friend Christina was like, I love that movie. And I was like, I've never seen it. She was like, are you kidding? And I was like, what is it with you people? I feel like this is definitely one that's going to break one of two ways. And I'm hoping that my joy in talking about this movie, no matter how it breaks, will

bring you some joy as well. It's going to be the can't hardly wait effect, you know? Yeah. Yeah. When you see something that's really important to someone who's very important to you, it's osmosis. Oh man, so thank you for doing this. I'm very excited. Absolutely. And so yeah, come back for that, watch that movie. It's a true classic, according to Christina. I don't know that she said those words.

I think you put those into her mouth. America's Funniest comedian, Don Notts. She did not say that either, but okay. And that will wrap up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up that that that will that will that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. to to to to to to to to to too. to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to too. to to to. to to to to to too. too. too. to too. to to our month of March, the month of pastoral horror, because folk is too hard for me to say. Say it. Solstice. Folk. Folk.

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Delaware. I just went home. I got fake. Fak's fine. Foak. Anyway, we're gonna do something else in April. Possibly pandering. So we'll let you know. Watch out Finland. How you doing? You're so tall and good looking. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thiolk. thiolk. thiolk. thiolk. thiolk. thi. thi. You. You. You. You. You're th. You're th. You're th. th. You're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' th. You're for you. Yeah. Hey Finland. How you doing? You're so tall and good looking. It's true. Yeah. It's very true. I'm going to talk about so much Finnish metal. Sorry.

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Great. And also, a couple weeks back, we put a song at the end of the podcast, which was from Andy B, where he spliced us saying some very nonsensical things over a beat. That was really funny. I was like, boy, I'm fucking annoying. No way, dude, you're hilarious. Fucking on the boat is weird. Somebody else where they can get that song. Did you send it to him? No.

Send them that MP3. They deserve it. I figure we should just add it to our YouTube channel with the bouncing. I will do just that. We have to send me the MP3 and I will do it. All. And thanks for listening to another episode of wherewith ambulance. Bye. Bye.