Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 280- The Evil Dead (1981)

Episode Date: May 11, 2020

In this week's episode, we're headed to a dumpy little house in the woods with the 1981 original entry into its film series, "The Evil Dead." Special topics for your consideration include: scenes that do not age well, the stereotype of an "Evil Dead dude," Davey & Goliath & Gumby, Allen's grave mistake (thanks, quarantine brainfog!) and lessons learned from this movie: never cross a bridge with a warning sign! Never enter a basement that is locked with chains! And NEVER play pranks, ya jerk. Did you miss our discussion on the third installment of the series? You can catch it in Episode 229- "Army of Darkness." Do you like films that hat tip this one? You might enjoy Episode 16- "Cabin in the Woods."  And if you just can't get enough of us, you can get our faces printed on a t-shirt, throw pillow and more at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. If our faces aren't doing it for you, may we suggest Brian from "Wings"?? Have you seen this one? What did you think? Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. You can also email us for our segment "MAILBAG!" at [e-mail] and if you're feeling super generous, leave us a rating and a review on Apple podcasts or wherever you can. Or hey, just tell a friend about us. Thank you for helping us continue to grow.  Theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hey Katie. How are things? How's world? How is? They do it every time. I'm sorry, what? I don't know what you mean. I don't understand what you're asking me. Let's move on. And you? And you, and you good sir?

I just want to talk about evil dead. I just want to talk about evil dead. Let's talk about evil dead. Let's just get right into it. No, uh, let the people know. We're doing okay, I guess, right? I mean, we're fine enough. We hope you guys are doing okay. Yeah, we're thinking about you. And thinking about hunky Bruce Campbell. He is a lad in this film, isn't he? He's a baby Bruce Campbell. He's a baby. Like, he really grew into that face, didn't he? Yeah, yeah. I watched the trailer for the second Evil Dead, and I was like,

oh, like, five years later, you were superi-hunky to where to to to to to to the to the evil dead and I was like, oh, like five years later you were superi hunky to where you were in 1981. And definitely took some acting classes, right? Yeah, I don't think he's craft, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he's not very good in this. He's not very good in this. He's, he is the best actor at this movie. Oh, yeah. I'm not denying that. Also, I want to say about him, that man has aged so handsomely. It's just not fair that men get more good looking.

It's not right, and women are just like put out to pasture. I don't like, so right before we started recording, I was talking about my newfound love of the TV show, Ozark, that stars won Laura Linnie. And she just keeps getting, not getting better looking, but like maintaining an amazing lookingness. I don't know how to compliment people, it turns out. No, that's okay. You love Laura Linnie's titties.

We all do. We all do. We all do. It's true. It's true. All right, my first note for this movie just says, all right, let's do this. So I guess I was pumped. Mine says maybe the perfect 80s movie. Uh, really?

Have you seen this movie like a billion times? Uh, yeah, I saw it a bunch when I was a kid, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like this movie was very much like a, when I was a teenager, was like a cult classic amongst a certain type of boy, you know. And those were boys that like didn't call me, you know, that I wished would. See, I think the Venn diagram of the Evil Dead Loving and Pantera fan are probably of overlap circles.

Well in my generation Alan, that Venn diagram was like evil dead fans and skate punks. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I got to say, so I saw this movie like once when I was 17. And I just saw it again the other day. Yeah, I think it's good. That's what I have to say. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's probably a different ride at 30 something than it was at 17. Yeah, definitely. I'm very, I'm extremely nostalgic for this thing. I'm very, I'm extremely nostalgic for this film. Absolutely, you'd have to be to think that this is a perfect film. I think I had sort of, I mean I remembered aspects of it, and obviously like it's so in the horror lexicon, like, you know how much I love the movie cabin in the woods and it's just so

Referential to this. Yeah, for sure, but like I definitely forgot that a woman gets raped by a tree Oh a hundred percent forgot that. Yeah, and when I saw it I was like now I'm kind of out on this like I know it was a different time, but like I'm this is a funny movie and it's supposed to be like, to be like, to to to to to to to to to to th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, th, like, th, th, th, th, thi, the the the thi, the the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi, the thi, the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thri, like, throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, the, the, the, a different time, but like, this is a funny movie and it's supposed to be, and I'm just like, this isn't funny to me anymore, and then I was just like, ugh, about it. Yeah, and in 1981, there's a lot of sexual assault punchlines in cinema at the time. Sure, for sure. But this is more than a punchline. Itthat there was a discussion of like how much to show of that happening. And it's, and like seeing it then, I remember like dudes talking about this, we'd be like, a crow gets raped by a tree, like, that's crazy, crazy. And then you think like, oh, they were like, how subversive can we get, you know? For sure. Yeah. Yeah, and then. And then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, then, then, then, th how subversive can we get, you know? For sure. Yeah, and then Reanimator was like, oh, hold my beer. Yes. So this film set up is a classic cabin in the woods, right? Five people of college age.

Singing in the car, like, don't fucking sing in the car when other people are in it. They don't want you to, no one thinks you have a great voice. It's embarrassing. Interspliced with a demon going through the woods camera shots. Yeah, the POV of the Demon is pretty good. I actually liked it. Yeah, and I love that that like stayed through like Army of Darkness has that as well. Yeah, that's a running theme.

Do you think you'd go across a bridge that has a sign that says dangerous bridge? Oh, no. I love the fear of bridges. But you live in the city with literally the most bridges in the entire world. And most of them have fallen into disrepair according to our most recent infrastructure reports. So you've known me for over 10 years, right? Yeah. When you think of me, do you go, oh, good decision maker? It's not the first thing that comes to mine. I think of other things first. Oh, Alan, I call up Dr. Decisions. He's just all over that comes to wine. I think of other things first. Oh Alan, I call up Dr. Decisions. He's just all over that shit. Oh, you have a PhD and an MD of decisions. But I don't know, I just feel like

having seen Beetlejuice, you would just know not to go over that bridge. Yeah, for sure, especially a bridge that says cross at your own risk. I get nervous at like a hotel pool when it says that, like swim at your own risk. I'm like, oh should I? It is four feet of water. What about the truck that almost runs them off the road that just says lazy Mary twice on the bumper? What did that mean? I don't know. And the the it had a vanity plate that I don't remember it was something kind of, it may have also been lazy Mary. I was just so so focused on on lazy Mary. So on this trip are Ash and his girlfriend Linda and their friend Scott and his

girlfriend Shelly and Ash's sister Cheryl who looks like Stevie Nix she is like doing Stevie Nick's cosplay. That's a dope look though if I can pull that look off. Extremely dope look you know who pulled it off great Stevie Nix. Yeah yeah yeah I could never. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. And. And. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. And their. And their. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. I I. And. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Stevie Nix. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I could never. No. No. It's too free-flowing for me. Yeah, you're not a big like flowy skirt scarf person in my mind. Keep it in. Keep it in. Keep it tight. Like a scarf intertwined in your fingers while you're smoking sort of thing. That's unsafe. That's a fire hazard, you know. I'm practical if nothing else.

Stephen's Knicks at your own risk, you know? I would never. Yeah, so the five of them are heading out to a cabin in Tennessee, right? Yes, yes. And the first indication we get that anything is wrong is just that there's a glider slamming against the side of the house. I actually really likes that. I thought it was spooky.

Oh yeah, yeah, I love that. So he has to find the keys on the door, gets the keys, and the the the the doors, the doors, the doors, the doors, the doors, the doors, the doors, the door the door the door the the door the the door the door the door the door the door the door the the the the the the the the the the the the the door, the door, the door, the the the the door, and the door, the door, the door, the door, the the the the the the the the the the the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, and the door, and the door, and the door, and the door, and the door, and the door the door the door the door the door the door the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, the glider, and glider, and glider, and glider, the glider just stops. Yeah, I like it. It's great spookery. And then Stevie Nix is in her room drawing and she draws like a shitty SpongeBob square pants which I know didn't exist at the time but in having the like the benefit of hindsight it is 100% a shitty SpongeBob Square pants. She draws. Like that drunk SpongeBob, you know? With this arms behind his back? Yeah. I love that like, so it's she's supposedly getting possessed to draw this, the book

of the damned or the book of the dead or whatever it is. I love that like she just like shreds the paper and then like the next time you see the book it's fine it's not all ripped pieces. But it's I do like that it's like instantly recognizable as that book like once you later see it. Oh yeah for sure. Yeah. I wish she'd drawn Patrick too because I like him better. Is that the starfish? Yeah. Okay. He's so cute. I like that she before she just has that like, you know, I can't remember what that's called when you're doing like the auto writing. I wanted to call it auto erotic, but that's not correct. Yeah. No, I know what you mean, but I can't think of what it is. There's something with a seance when you're like just writing and it's, anyway. Before she's doing that, she's, she's like that, she's like that, she's like that, she's like that, she's like that, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like that, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, like, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. thi. th of what it is. There's something with a seance when you're like just writing and it's...

Yeah. Before she's doing that, she's like drawing the wall clock. Yeah, it was lovely. Which stops it, like, seven to six? Oh no. Oh, does it? I didn't notice that. Yeah. Also, I like kind of can't tell Anne a long time, but that's a me problem. Okay, all right. It takes me a really long time because I think I must have just missed

that week of fourth grade or whatever, and I never caught up. My fitness tracker doesn't have numbers on it. And it's just like dots on a clock when I wanna check the time. So I have to like, okay, and then, and then, and then, and then, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th, th. I th, th, th. I th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. thi, thi, to like, huh, okay, and then that would be there. Okay, got you, got you, got you. Then you just like go outside and look up at the sky and you're like, the sun is, must be 1.30. I have to put a pole in the ground. That's part of your fitness, isthink that's just CrossFit.

Oh no. Sorry if you're listening to this while you do Crossfit. You're not, you're yelling, I've seen it. You're flipping a tire. But I really like when she, so she does like the auto writing, and then the cellar door flips open in the other room? Yes. Cellar in a cabin, very spooky idea. Soups because you know it's there for a reason. Yeah.

Yeah. And it's huge. It is. It is a lot of square footage for a seller. So the guys go downstairs to see what's down there. They're down there for a long time and the women don't like yell to see if they're okay, which I thought was funny. So this is when I have, I start hating Scott.

Okay, is it because he pulls a gun out? It's because I hate, I'm in a 10 situation, you think it's time to play a prank. I don't like pranks in general? I think, I think, I the, I think, I the, I the, I, the, the, think, the, th, the, thi, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the the the the the the the the the the the thiole, thiole, thiolk, thiolk, thiol you think it's time to play a prank. I don't like pranks in general. I think I think all, even the most well-meaning pranks are a little bit mean-spirited unless it ends in like a surprise birthday party, you know what I mean? I pretended to be dead. Happy birthday! Yes, the actually means spirited.

It's like how we watched the game at Ladies Nightmare. It's with the Michael Douglas Thriller. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And the whole time I was just like, this is the worst fucking prank. Like, who does this? No, but he is, you're right, Scott is the worst type of friend. Yeah, for sure. But I do like the pipes are all leaking slime in the basement. And they're not like, let's take this upstairs and look at it.

They're like, let's just hang out. This obviously haunted book and sacrificial dagger. Let's take these upstairs. Yeah. Oh, in this tape machine where this old professor man made all these recordings. Let's listen to them and then also just like fast forward a little bit. The drawings in the book book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book the book. the book. the book. the book. the. The drawings in the book are super funny to me. Oh really? Yes, they're very silly.

I've met the dude who makes those so many times at horror conventions. Oh right. He's always at Cinema Wasteland. I'm sure. And he has the book with him. Of course he does. What else would he have with him? He drew a bunch of stuff for, um, I think, the the the c the c the c the c the c thin of the c, the ca the ca thiii does. What else would he have with him? He drew a bunch of stuff for I think the Call of Cthulu card game. Oh, I didn't even know there was a Call of Cthulu card game. And then some other Cathulu art stuff too. Yeah, yeah. His name is Tom something that's slipping my mind right now. But yeah, he's a cool dude. Cool, I'm glad to hear it. The book is very funny. It's very funny, yeah. And it's called the like Naturan de Monto or something like that? Yeah, the Sumerian version of the

Egyptian Book of the Dead, along with a tape recorder from the archaeologist who found it, I guess, and brought it here to Tennessee? Question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark, question mark. I love that he's like, there's these spells that are going to conjure demons. Would you like to hear them? Here they go. Here they go. And they work. Yeah. Yeah. Boo. So that, yeah, that's what happens. Demons are conjured. And but then there's also just like this scene

where Ash is giving Linda a piece of jewelry, and they're just like drawing it out with this box and he's pretending to be sleeping for like, ever, for ever. And this movie's a tight like 84 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had to get every little bit of that in there. The only reason I appreciate that is because they do it again later. It is a call. It is, yes, it does get called back.

Did you think he was going to propose to her? I did. But instead it was like a magnifying glass? And I was like, why? She's having problems reading the newspaper. Yeah, did she do a lot of crosswords? I mean. It's just like, how sweet of you? You know I'm like an aspiring detective, you know? You know I'm a little Sherlock Holmes? Yeah. And then she puts the neck goes on over her turtle neck, which I just find to be unconscionable.

No, you've got to put it on and then drape it out of the top of your turtle. That's exactly right. You drape it out of the top. Like a dangling dick of jewelry. That dick that you just drape out of the top. Is not how you pee? Sorry, I've got to go drape it. I'll be right back. I don't know. This is where I have the note. Oh, Bruce's name is Ash. I've just been calling him Bruce this entire time up until now. Then it's like, of course it is. There's a goddamn TV show called Ask versus the Evil Dead.

Right. Did you watch them at all? I have not. I don't know why, but I haven't watched it yet. I know that it's been canceled. Well, there you have it. So now I can binge it all. This movie's just so funny. It like gets right into them getting to the cabin and it being spooky. But then it just never cuts a scene. Like, the scenes go on for days. To a point where you're like, I need something to change, you know? Well, how about if we change to Cheryl running off into the woods and getting attacked by some vines in a tree limb. I mean it's just, first of all, like don't yell into the woods like that because I feel like that's a really good way to get killed.

But second, how did I not remember this? And how is it not more like, oh, that was in bad taste. Yeah, I think it's something of like the gross out period, the gross out movies of this period of tool. Like if you think about like street trash and like, like they're gonna gross you out, oh also we're gonna sexually assault somebody over here. Yeah, but then we're gonna like flush a homeless man down a toilet. Yeah. I mean, I know we live in like a much more sensitive culture now, but it's just, it's not a much th th th th th not, it's not enjoyable, and it's just, it's not fucking funny, so I don't know.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I feel like, maybe if I had seen this film again as an adult outside of a global pandemic in which I'm locked in my home with a small child and my husband, I would have, a better sense of humor about it, but from after, like from that point on, I was just like, fuck off, which is lame. It's not the way you should be. You gotta remember the times and all that.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, when you said remember the times, I was just like, you know, the times you spent with this movie. You gotta embrace the alamo. Just remember the alamo. So she goes running out of the house, the assault happens, and then she's running back to the house being chased by the running POV demon. Right. Why did they put the keys back on top of the door? I have no idea.

And why does nobody open the door for her? They're all literally within 20 feet of it. Well we see that Scotty and Linda are boning down or just bone down. Oh are they? Okay, okay. And and Ash and Shelly are still being very shmoopy over the magnified glass necklace. I find that just, I just don't want to watch that. Shmoopy is just not for me. So Cheryl comes running back in and demands that Ash takes her somewhere, but I missed where it was because I was eating.

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They're all like, well, we'll just wait here for you to come back and then drive us all back to Michigan again? We'll wait here so you could do two trips over that bridge that trips because he's gonna have to take Cheryl out He's gonna have to come back himself and then he's gonna take everybody else out. That's three trips It's true luckily he does not get to do any trips because the bridge what happened the bridge broke I guess oh yeah, I think I think right I think right I'd like that it looks like the fingers and a hinder thin't the th f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f th of th of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. th. th. th. tha tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha tha tha tha tha tha th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tip tip tip tip tip tip tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tha. tip. tha. try cool. The effects that we are awesome. They're really great. I spent for the budget that this movie had like $300,000 or whatever it was. Oh damn. And for this being like their first movie, yeah, and it's all like, hey, like Billy's a carpenter, can you make stuff? Johnny likes blood. All right man man, you're on blood, I guess. Old Johnny and his blood liking. So they go back to the cabin, yeah.

I love the shot of them, like, parking the car and seeing the bridge, and then walking for 10 minutes to the bridge, and then turning around on the cars right behind the movie. There's a lot of stuff like that in this movie that doesn't make any sense. This and next week's movie do that a lot. There are a lot of problems with that. Well next week movie is a man who, uh, fuck a continuity. Yeah, I have, I can't wait to tell you what my notes about that movie say, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we're gonna wait to get there. I also really like when they're playing cards and Cheryl is just like raspy voiced yelling out the cards. I just thought that was like so spooks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's what, uh, Linda is convincing

Shelly that she has ESP. Yeah, it's very ghostbusters. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah. And then Cheryl started yelling out the cards. And then she just starts hovering off the floor and she has like shit on her eyes and looks all, luh. And then she like falls to the floor and they're all like going over and look, like, like you could not pay me enough money to touch Cheryl right now lying on the floor like that. Cheryl I don't know you. Oh the and Ash is listening

to the tape while they're doing their ESP games and it's the tape says and my wife has become possessed right and then she's talking about how the only way out was to dismember her right? Yeah he's saying it so calmly. Yes. Yeah. Because real Dickett. And so she falls to the ground and stabs Shelley in the ankle with a pencil. I love that. Yeah. I love an ankle stabbing. It's so just horrifying. It's like the universal nut shot.

Yeah. Like whenever a nut shot happens and all guys go, oh! Oh! Yeah, and ankle is definitely that for everyone. So she's like beating everybody's ass and then Scotty kicks her into the basement and they lock her down there because the basement has chains on the door. Of course it does. Why would you ever open a door that has chains on it? I guess is my question. It opened itself. Right, but if you saw that it had chains on it, why wouldn't you just close it? I mean? This is why you're never gonna get killed

in a horror movie scenario. Yeah. Or because I'm just gonna lay down and die on my own. When things get too scary. And then there's like a really long scene of Ash tucing his lady friend in for the night? Yeah, she goes right the fuck to sleep. She has like a pretty serious injury and like this is really scary and she's just like, okay, night, night, night. Like, I can't fucking sleep and that's not happening to me.

Maybe you need to get in a more demon possessed situation. Tonight, instead of taking an adivam, I'm just to to to to to to sleep, she, she, she to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get in a more demon possessed situation. Tonight, instead of taking an adivant, I'm just going to stab myself in the ankle. See how it goes. Jokes, I'm going to take the adivan. I'm going to take the next shot though of Ash and Scott and Linda talking, and we have the POV of Cheryl in the basement as a demon watching them. Yes, I love every time they do that, her looking through the crack, it is really good. It's like so simple and so effective.

Yeah, and so like, there's something like spider snake, someone staring at you from the floor that was just like primordially spooky. Totally. Yeah. Do you like how Scott's hair is much shorter for like a scene and a half? I have a note somewhere that says what the fuck happened to Scott's head? And then he just comes back back th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out th out thus thus thus thus thus thus thus tho tho tho tho thu, their thoom-a' thoom-a' thoom-like, thoom-like, thus thus thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi, thi, thi, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi, thi, thi what the fuck happened to Scott's head. And then he just comes back with that same dufy hair.

You're like, hey. Yeah, the shorter hair was like, oh yeah, you pulled it together, looks nice. Yeah, I bet he wanted to look that way. That was the problem. Oh, and they keep hearing things like, join us. Like, Cheryl says, like, you have pretty thine thine thine thine thine there's this us. Like Cheryl says like you have pretty skin, give it to us. Like somewhere out there there is an us. That's a funny thing to say to somebody. You have pretty skin give it to us? Yeah, I actually love that.

I would just like a general cover. Oh, hey, you have great skin. Give it to us. Give it to us. Give it to us. Ash makes a second trip through a shelving unit with plates on it. That happens twice in about 10 minutes. When he is pinned to the ground twice by it? I was like, is this the same one? Did they forget they broke it once before? Or does this house have two unstable shelving units with blades on them? So there's, let's see, and then who's the next one to become a demon? I think Linda, because she's like waking up and laughing. Oh, doing that like horrifying child's laugh. Yes, that actress is really good at being a scary baby lady.

With like Robert Smith makeup on. Yes, it's a really nice way to describe her look. Oh man, I'm still the whole, the Scott's whole thing of like, I'm leaving and I don't care about Linda. I'm leaving right now Like she could die for all I care wait. What happened to Shelly? Checking notes. I have no mention of Shelly after a certain point. Here's my problem is that I was getting Linda and Shelly confused so my notes are going back and forth between their name so I'm trying to piece together. So Linda is the baby lady. Right I believe Shelly becomes possessed as well. Okay. And I think they chop her up with an axe and then Linda becomes the baby demon. Gotcha, okay. Because they have to go bury,

they go and bury Shelly on the yard. That's right, I have a note that says, good lord, this dismemberment. And that's like after she starts spewing like skim milk everywhere. Oh god, just gray water. Blahah. Everything about it. But I love it when a body is chopped up and then all its constituent parts are still wriggling. Yeah, it's very gross. It's very good. I feel like this movie does so many things that like, because that's, that shows up again

in return of the living dead, that's in the reanimator, like all these, like, this movie, I think that's why I think of it is like a perfect or quintessential 80s movie is that it like it seemed to be like the film that launched a thousand ships like it just like so many people borrowed from it. Yeah I believe that I think yeah I can see how you're saying that yeah. But I also think Linda as the baby or a little girl laughing demon is like the least scary thing that's happening? I don't know I think she's pretty spooky thi. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that is that is that is that is that is that is that's that is that is that is that is that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that scary thing that's happening? Um, I don't know. I think she's pretty spooky, but she's really, I think that is very spooky, but she is completely unthreatening. Like, she just is sitting there on the floor, like, would she have just done that all night? Like, I guess I'm thinking of the last time I was at Kennywood Fright Nights or whatever it's called.

And there was just a woman who sat in the middle of the path cackling like that, dressed as a clown. Oh, wait, was she like part of an attraction or was she just like out in front of Garfield's nightmare? They just had like people running around being like doing spookery and that was her like thing. I don't like that because th. th. th. th. the they they they they they. they. they. they. they. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm just just just just th. I'm that was her like thing. I don't like that because like maybe I just want a funnel cake maybe I don't want to deal with you right now. Yeah yeah yeah it's I don't that's it's too immersive for me. I mean I always just want a funnel cake. Oh my god I fucking love funnel

though. Hey did you see they're turning Garfield's nightmare back into the old mill I tho it's pretty dope I hope I I I I I I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I thi. I thi tho. I tho. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi thi thi thi the. I'm the. I'm to to took took took took took took to took took took the. I don't the. I don't the. I don't know if you ever got to experience the Old Mill, but it's pretty dope. I hope they make it the way it was when I was a kid. I've also never experienced Garfield's nightmare other than watching the advertisement for it. It is so dumb. It's like heart-breakingly stupid as a person who loves the old Mill and Garfield. Anyway, Ash doesn't seem very concerned about Linda and Linda doesn't fight him. Like he just drags her out to like the side yard and walks away. Right, because she's been stabbed in the back with the knife. They're fighting with the sacrificial dagger.

And she fell on the dagger, so she's dead and he takes her outside. But that's, she doesn't, she comes back. Right. And that, because that's when we get the like the like the like the like the like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, th, th, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that'sakes her outside. But that's, she doesn't, she comes back. Right, and that, because that's when we get the like, her looking, not looking, not looking, like pretending to be asleep or pretending to be dead. Oh, okay. Okay. I also don't like that vibe that it has real quick of like, dude survive, you know. And then it's just dude. Yeah, I mean, that's okay. It was just like when all the women were like killed or turned into monsters.

And then it's just like the two dudes being like, you're my best friend. I was like, fuck this. Please. I love when Scotty makes a run for it and then immediately comes back all fucked up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he also becomes a demon at one point. Yeah. Everyone but Ash.

It just, I mean, I don't even really know what's happening. There's like, I have a note here that's just like hard to believe a movie this short could get draggy at points, but it really does. Yeah. Yeah. But then you also get like, cool stuff like, like, a light. And the um. Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, so, um, um, um, so, so, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so th, so th, so th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, the, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, hard to believe a movie this short could get draggy at points but it really does. Yeah. But then you also get like cool stuff like a light bulb filling with blood until it explodes. Definitely. I love that there's a scene where a pipe burst and blood is pouring out of it into ashes face. Yeah. And it's a big piece of PVC pipe in this old ass cabin.

I was like, okay. That's not structurally historically accurate. But I love how much fluctuation and continuity there is with how much blood he has on him at any given moment. There was no, nobody was overseeing that in this movie at all. There was no Polaroid at the end of everyday shoot. Yeah. But there's a scene where he pulls like a spike out of a leg and it just starts pouring a substance that looks like watered down cola. Oh yeah.

And that literally turned my stomach, which is so rare for me. Like for me to, like I got that thing in the back of your throat that you get before you throw up. I was like, I might thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. tho that thr- thatol-like tho tho tho tho-like thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. that that to to to that to to to to to to that. to that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that to to to toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. toe. to in the back of your throat that you get before you throw up. I was like, I might throw up. Like I was shocked. That never happens to me. When you say that to me, it's like, oh, kudos movie. You did what you said out to do. Absolutely. I'm not complaining.

I'm just saying, it's extremely rare for me to, because I've always heard of people people people people people people people people people people people people people people movies and always thought like why, like don't be a baby about it. Babies. But then I don't, I damn near barfed. That hasn't happened since you were, uh, you were pregnant. Oh right, and that was just a meat thing. That was because I was having very serious meat aversion. Thanks John and Allison for selecting Bramstokers, Dracula. It was the scene where they cut off Lucy's head and then it turns to like a cut of really rare meat and I, I don't, I think I threw up. I think I actually did. I think you might have. But I like wasn't pregnant enough to tell people about it yet so I was just like, no this movie was really fine. I just like didn't really like it. It was like kind of gross. Oh God, I love that movie. So we get the demons are now all trying to kill Ash in the house when he keeps getting covered by different things bleeding all over him.

And then the book gets thrown near the fire. And it starts burning a little bit. And I really enjoy this that the demon starts smoking. Yeah, yeah. And I really enjoy this, that the demon starts smoking when the book starts burning. Yeah, yeah. Because it's such a weird, like, why would you do this book? Why would you make it so that if you get set on fire,

everything that you've wrought into the world is destroyed? Yeah, it's like really putting a lot of eggs in one basket, you know? So as the book is burning, there's this amazing decomposition animation that I just I'm obsessed with. I love it. Yeah, for sure. It's just so cool. It's yeah, I like, yeah, it's like Saturday morning cartoons mixed with like Gumby mixed with I feel like it's got like I feel like this is one of the things that Rob Zambi sees and he's like oh how do I do that? Yeah right. How do I make this mind and make people think I'm a genius? Was Gumby religious? No you might be thinking of Davy and Goliath. Oh I'm absolutely thinking of Davy and Goliath. Oh, I'm absolutely thinking of Davy and Goliath, yep. Yeah. Gumby was like pure in that like children's like entertainment of the 60s kind of way, but

not not religious. Not, not overly religious. Yeah, Davian Goliath, that's it. A fucking horse. It's a dog. It's a dog that trivahs. Are you sure? It's a little kid in his dog that travel through Bible stories. Why did I think it was a horse?

Because it looks like, I mean it's a claymation dog, so it's like you're also a goat, a horse, a sheep, and a... Whatever else we need to. No, it's clearly a dog. I just remember that he said, Hey, Davy. Hey, Davy. Oh, God, I'm an idiot. When was the last time you saw Davy and Goliath? I don't know, but according to the internet,

the first episode day was September 1st, 19th, 204? What? Yeah, I don't know. Oh my god. I'm not even going to look into that, no. Can we go off the air now, Davy? Wow. The theme music composer was Martin Luther. That's something. Wow, it was on the air for a while. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's legit. I mean, it was really Martin Luther. That's something. Wow, it was on the air for a while. Yeah. I mean, that's that's legit. I mean, it was really Martin Luther. He died in 1546. Anyway. Before they start decomposing, I did want to mention that there is a two thumbs in eye sockets. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. I know we're always fans of, how gross that

is. It's so gross. And the blood that comes out of there is so disgusting. It's like so thick and like pearly kind of, almost like metallic. I love it. This is definitely a movie that like a lot of low budget movies get blood wrong, but this like did a good job. Yeah. So the demons catch on fire and decompose. I have a note that says, is that snake dead? And then uh-oh, or all those snakes did? They must have been fake snakes that they like brought out, but there are all these snakes and none of them are moving. So either they were fake snakes or they left the snakes in the bag for way too long. They're the worst Jake the snakes. Oh yeah, he did kill that snake you know.

Yeah, I know. Fuck that dude. So the demons are all gone, right? There's the great melting scene and then Ashley's going to go back home. He has to find a way that isn't the fucked up bridge to go home. But as he goes outside, the the the demons the the the demons the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thoe thoe is the is the is theathea. thea. thea. thea' is thea' is thea' is tooomkoyankeea' is tooes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'ea'a's thea's the home. But as he goes outside, POV demons come screaming at him. Yeah, why though? Horror movie? Gotcha. And then how is that resolved in the next movie? Here's the thing, I was trying to remember the plot to Evil Dead too.

I know like the first half hour is just a retelling of the first movie, if I remember correctly? Really? I might be wrong on this this this this this this this. this. this. Yeah. Yeah. th th th th th th th this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? Why, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I? I. I know like the first half hour is just a retelling of the first movie if I remember correctly. Really? I might be wrong on this. It's been well over 20 years since I've seen Evil Dead too. Okay. Which is shame on me. It's a lot of Linda, Linda's revived head biting his hand. Right, because it's that the second movie doesn't have the rest of the people. It's just him and Linda going to the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the cabin the the to to to to the to to to to to the the second movie doesn't have the rest of the people. It's just him and Linda going to the cabin together. And then I think the daughter and son-in-law of the anthropologist show up at some point. Okay, yeah. If I'm remembering correctly. And then that's when he, his hand becomes possessed and he cuts it off the chains up.

Okay. I mean, the, like, this movie is a the movie the movie the movie the movie, the movie, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th off of the chains up. Okay. I mean the like this movie has some funny parts but like Evil Dead 2 is like a full-blown fucking comedy. Okay. Cool. Like with him his hand attacking him and like smashing plates in his face and all that stuff and yeah. It's like you know and then Army of Darkness is even more sticky than that was. I mean I have to say maybe it's just the way this ti thi th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. I's they. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm. I'm. I'm te. I'm. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. the th. I'm. I th.that was. I mean, I have to say, maybe it's just the way this hit me, like this time in my life and how I'm feeling these days, but boy did I enjoy Army of Darkness a lot more than this movie. And I know that's not what you're supposed to say or how you're supposed to feel,

but that is how I feel. of Darkness if I was just in a pissy mood. Were you in a pissy mood? Probably. I mean I have pissy moods, it's possible. Not you. You generally are in a pissy mood less than most people I know, honestly. I'm real good at hiding the pissy. Yeah, you are, you're well controlled, aren't you? I just shit all over everything. Do you want to rate this fogger? Sure, you want to go first? Sure. Like I said I have like this nostalgic love for this movie like watching it at slumber parties when I was a kid. Cute. And like it being like a movie we shouldn't be seeing. Sure.

Totally shouldn't have been, yeah. But it's like, you know, it's that period of you just go into the fucking VHS like store and just get whatever you want. And your parents like, yeah, shut up, go away. Watch that. I can't wait for those days. Just kidding. That's horrible. My kids the best. I feel like now it would just be a struggle to keep porn away from your child.

Yeah, actually that is, yeah, that's a good point. Great. Thanks, Alan. Thanks for letting me remind me what I have ahead of me when she transitions from Frozen 2 to Pornhub. Fuck. Yeah. I would give this movie an 8. I really, I really enjoy it. It's so like, it's so quintessentially B and like it calls back this movie from the 60s called Equinox. Okay. That is a very similar storyline to this movie. That actually criterion, I know you're not a fan of the criterion collection. I'm sorry, the what collection? Say it into my good ear? The criterion collection? Yes? Say it into my snobby ear. This one right here? But they did a version of that movie. And it's like got all like the stop-motion animation for like this giant monster and stuff.

Okay. But yeah, I mean, what do you think of this movie? I mean, I just wasn't that into it. I feel like the timing wasn't right. And that, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. thi, the the the the the the to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, to say, the to say, the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to th. to to th. th. to th. th. th. th. the. the. the the the. to the to to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to say, say, say, say, say, the the the.. I feel like the timing wasn't right. And that, I mean, just a woman getting raped by a tree is, I guess, that's a hard, it's a hard thing to look at and be like, no, this is a funny movie. So I'm gonna stop harping on that because I know I just don't want to hear it right now from anybody. So honestly, like don't write in about this this this care what you think five Perfect. Thanks. Mm-hmm. Katie Alan. Can I take you to a place we like to call? Mailbag! You can unless it's somebody getting mad about me not liking evil dead as much as I should have already. I loved Army of Darkness. I loved that movie. I thought it was so great. Yeah, if you didn't write in to give me shit for not liking Army of darkness. Mm-mm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. to. to. to. to. to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. to thought it was so great. Yeah. If you didn't write in to give me shit for not liking Army of Darkness, mm-mm. Yeah. And even if you did still don't write in, I don't care. I don't want to hear it. It's a fucking

pandemic. Spent your time doing. Peeby took a book. Pinch Ozark. Or can I talk about something I'm really enjoying? Please. Phoeby reads a mystery where every the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah th. Yeah th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. enjoying? Please. Phoebe Judge from the podcast Criminal doing Phoebe reads a mystery where every day she reads a chapter of a classic mystery novel. I've just been so enjoying it. It's been like a very calming presence in my life. I love that she has like a dulcet voice and she's like, you know, people need this right now. Yeah, she knows what people want. She's just doing it, to do it th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. to to toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. tea. toda. toda. thea. thea., just doing it to do it. I'm Phoebe Judge.

And this is criminal. Can I tell you what I'm doing during my pandemic? What's that? I'm trying to learn to do a whole split. I'm trying to get to the floor. Whoa, really? If I get it, I'll post it on our Instagram. And by that I mean I'll that I'll that I'll that I'll that I'll that I'll that I'll that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thia thia thi thi that's impressive thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll thi. I'll te. te. tel. tel. tel tel tel tel you tel. tel you tel. I'll tel. I'll tell. I'm tell. I'm tell. I'll text you the photo so you can post it to our Instagram because I don't know how to do that.

I love it. This is from Buffy Summers in 1996. Mm-hmm. I like you already. Five star review. Alan, A-L-A-N-K-A-T-Y. Come on. Paranthetical, spelled wrong. Thank you, B-U-F-F-I-E.

This podcast is the only thing keeping me sane during these stressful times. Thanks, Alan and Katie for continuing to bring joy to us all. You're the real MVPs. Please review more Halloween movies. Okay, a couple things One doctors the real MVP's nurses the real MVP is I have Uh-uh. I like, you know, get grocery delivery and why? People who espels being funny is better than knowing things or the real

NVPs if anything, but thank you so much for writing and thank you for leaving us a review. Um, Halloween movies, two, Halloween movies. What do you think? You want to do another one? Yeah, well, I'll do another one. Okay. Which one?

Oh, I don't know. Three we've done. Yeah, you've asked never to watch two again. Yeah. We could do four. Four, five. How many are there between? Three and H2O. Because we did do H2O and Resurrection, Buffy, in case you missed those. And we've done seven, eight and nine.

And ten. What? No, those are Jason movies. Fuck they're fucked up. Oh my God, you are, you are fired. You are, you can't be on this podcast anymore. This is a testament to how stupid quarantine is making us honestly. I'm like terrified every time my mouth opens because I don't know what's gonna come out of it. These are the Freddie movies, right? Yeah, yeah, we've done one, three, four. There's Freddy got fingered. There's...

Oh, that's on green. Yeah, we'll do another Halloween movie at some point. We'll do it for you. Thank you. Can I read you another review? Sure. This one is from E. I 5 5257, okay I like to picture it. Five Star Review? My favorite podcast hosts. Oh, thank you. I love Katie and Alan. I love you too. I have so much fun listening to these two recap and review movies.

Recap might be strong for what we do. Some, in many early episodes we were just like, and then, and then, well, recap might be strong for what we do. In many early episodes, we were just like, and then, and then? And now we're like, you ever seen some of myroth brothers? Today I took a dump. Even when they personally offend me with their ratings, which I appreciate. You know what, I appreciate that a lot because I am anticipating getting emails about this one. They're hilarious and genuine and so much fun. Glad I've found the pod late in the game so I can spend all my time binging it now.

Aw. E. I 5257. Thank you so much. That's really sweet. And don't you worry, we're going to keep doing it until one of us is dead, so... Right? That's the plan? Yeah, at some point one of us is going to kill the other one, right? That's... there's going to be only one, we're the Highlander? You know it's going to be me who kills you, though. I like that that that that that that that that that that that that that leaves that that leaves that that leaves. that that leaves. that that that that that that's the that's they that's thi. that's thi. that's their that's going that's going thi. the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theea. the the the thea. thea. thea. thea. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thea. that's the it on the table that I might kill you though. But if you chop my body up, it's still going to keep wiggling. Oh, I'm going to take a video of it and then I'm going to post to our Instagram. Or I'm going to use your phone to do it because I don't even know the password. What are we going to do next week, Katie?

Next week let's do the same movie but Italian. I'm sorry, this is my fault because I suggested this movie to make it good for you and then realized oh it's actually the same movie. This was the sweetest message that I got from Katie because I was having a rough day and she's like, buddy we're gonna do some Fulchie, let's do City of the Living Dead. Oh, I was so cute. I loved it. I was so happy when you sent me to mess. It just seemed like you needed a pick me up.

I did. I was having a rough one. Yeah, so come back for some Fulchie talk. Yeah. It's going to be good. God damn it. Yeah. All right, you can find us on the internet, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. We have a store on T-Public, T-E-Public. tocom. You can buy our stuff there.

You can also buy amazing critical-hit-Bong t-shirts from our friend Justin Gray on T-Public. Yeah, I was. Actually, can we put those in our store? Can people buy them that way and they still get credited to him? I think we can. I don't know. Look into that maybe. I will.

Because I think everybody should own this shirt. I sent one to a friend of the podcast Perry from the Silence of the Lambs episode. That's perfect. And he was extremely fucking stoked. I put mine on and Missy just that that's ridiculous. It is. Yeah. Yeah. And you can send us an email at where will family and sit email.com but like this week kind I don't bother because I really don't want to

hear it. And anything else? Yeah, thank you for everybody who's been buying t-shirts. Thank you everybody who's been sending us messages and just being generally kind during this time of whatever the fuck this is. Yeah, it's just been nice to have support to not be in this alone. Yeah for sure. Because we're all, none of us are alone. Yeah we're here for you and you're here for us and that's that's a beautiful thing. And we all have to be brave and strong like Tigey the Adventure Tiger. Yeah whoever that is. It's this. I'm holding to to to to to to to to the the th th the th th th th th the th th th the th th th th th th th th th the th th th the th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho- tho-s tho-s tho-s thus thus. thus thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi toge. thi thi thi. thi thi thi. thi thi. I thi thi thi thi thi tiger. Yeah whoever that is. It's this. I'm holding it up to the camera.

That's so cute. All right. Is that it? Thanks for this I do another episode of Wirtwell Fabulance. Bye. Bye. you