Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 289- Crawl (2019)

Episode Date: July 13, 2020

In this week's edition of "well, it's a movie" we tackle the 2019 reptile thriller (?) "Crawl." Yowza. Special topics for your consideration include: a condemnation of Floridians, the high stakes world of out-swimming an alligator, deciding to inform your child from a young age that they are in fact an apex predator, things Barry Pepper knows about alligators and for gods sake, it's a BASEMENT. Into reptilian/amphibian horror? May we recommend Episode 24- "Grabbers" (it kinda counts!), Episode 152- "Anaconda" and Episode 238- "Frogs"?    Hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance.   Have you been thinking about buying a t-shirt but perhaps none of the designs spoke to you? Then we are certain you'll love our brand new design by the inimitable Justin Gray, "Close Enough, Lucio!" You can get this design printed on a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance.    We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance.  [e-mail]    If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day.   Into theme music by Aaron "Toxic" Mortimer SoundCloud- https://soundcloud.com/toxic_dsm Contact- Facebook (ToxicDSM) or Instagram (toxic_dsm) Outro song A. Wallis- "EMT." Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. 

Alan. Go Gators! Oh my god. What were you thinking? Like what? What are you thinking? Like what? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Do I? When I saw the trailer for this last year, I got so pumped? Where did you see the trailer for this? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What saw the trailer for this last year, I got so pumped. Where did you see the trailer for this? I don't know on the TV. What? Really? Yeah, yeah, this movie got a theatrical release and everything. No, it didn't. I refused to believe this movie was it had a theatrical release. Barry Pepper or no. No. Sam

Ramey produced it of the evil dead franchise and Spider-Man movies. I don't get what he was doing. Directed by the director of high tension. What? Hall tension? Haltinthon. Really? And Perana 3D and 3D. Oh yeah. Like, when this started, I was like, I thought Alan promised me we'd never do a shark nato. Because that's really what this feels like to me. What?

Yeah. I have watched this movie one and a half times now. When you say half, do you mean the first or the back half? I watched the first half without taking any notes just to get a feel for it, and then I re-watch the whole movie. What makes you want... What is going on with you? Who are you? Pandemic? Yeah. You like Barry Pepper? the tp. Full disclosure.

You love Barry pepper. I think he's real weird looking. Yeah. There's something disconcerting about the man. He's a good Floridian though, I will say. Especially when you see him with that fucking goate. Yes. And that like Ed Hardy Jr. t-shirt he's wearing. Fred Hardy?

Yeah. Evercrombian-ish. So this movie opens on a swim practice of the University of Florida, I guess, who is like, holy sponsoring this movie. They're like, Gators, Gatorsers, gaiters, gaiters, where the gaiters. Everything is fucking got gators on it. It's so good.

Everything has gaiters. It's just, I don't know. This movie is about what happens when your dad puts pressure on you to swim. Would you agree or disagree? Oh for sure. But it's interesting to see a movie with a lady with daddy issues. Uh, what? I feel like that's such like a dude trope in movies, like dudes with daddy issues.

Oh boy. Yeah, I guess. I mean, doesn't everybody have daddy issues. Oh boy. Yeah, I guess. I mean, doesn't everybody have daddy issues? Like, isn't it all? Although I guess in horror movies it's generally mummy issues, so you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because like mom's like a non-entity almost in this movie. She just had the wherewithal to get away from these bozo.

She's got to leave that bee peps behind. Honestly, if my husband ever tells our daughter that she's an apex predator, he better expect to be served. Like you know who's an apex predator? Randy Orton. Not Lucy. I do have to say a, I can edit this out if it's too weird, but I wish that I had a swimmers' butt. Those swimmers' butts are amazing in this movie. Swimmers' butts, huh? Yeah, yeah, they're just so like muscular and yeah, it was amazing. It's that high-cut suit, it's that cheeky suit that's doing it, I think.

Yeah, yeah. I've always wish that I had the broad shoulders of a swimmer but I really don't. Me neither. I'm a slopy shouldered man. Slopey shouldered. But I love like that thing where they like jump in the water and then swim like dolphins for a little while like I can't do that I jump in the water, sink a bob back up and then go have you ever tried you ever tried dolphin kicking no uh maybe maybe I'm gonna be a stay in a week at a pool soon maybe I'll work on my dolphin kicks yeah work on your dolphin kicks I don't want you to come back to Pittsburgh to the dolphin kick okay Katie I would like to Pittsburgh until you can do a dolphin kick, okay? Katie, I would like to come back to Pittsburgh. Well, I would like you to do a dolphin kick, so unless you're going to be an apex predator and out swim a gator, our relationship is over. Are you going to start texting me?

What are you? And I have to reply, apex predator. I mean, that's a bananas thing to say to your eight-year-old. Particularly about swimming. The least combative of sports. Not if you're Haley, man. Haley is... Er, Er, Er, Ehr! Can I say some mean things about Haley? Sure. She's a terrible actor. What? Every time she has to talk to herself, I don't even believe it. Also British.

Oh, is she? That kind of explains some things. Yeah, yeah. Because every time she says anything, and it almost sounds like she doesn't believe it. You know what I mean? Like, is that dog really named Sugar? Yeah, I thought she was making that up. What her shitty hurricane tattoo that she has? What? I missed that.

Oh my god, they showed you like six times on her forearm, she has this big swirling hurricane tattoo. I don't think I realized it was a hurricane. Okay, so she is like a hurricane expert, and she's just so experienced at hurricanes that she just drives the fuck right into one. Like you get what you deserve, you hubris dummy. I feel like that is the entire thrust of this movie. Like, no, the entire thrust of this movie is that being a good swimmer makes you a good driver in a hurricane. And I just don't believe that to be true. Also the thrust is that all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all alligator. A alligator. A alligator. A the the the the the the th. A. th. thus. the thus is thus is thus is thus is thus is thus. thus. thus. thea. thea. thea. their is, their is, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. Also, the thrust is that alligators are fucking terrifying.

I mean, they're not, and really in this movie, though, they're just like, b-bomb, bar thud, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, we had a very different experience with all. The alligators are useless. They're in a basement base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base. basement with two people and they can't find them. Who's an apex predator now? Well as B. Pep says to his daughter in the basement, they can't hear you when they're not in the water. I meant to look up all of the things that Barry Pepper says about alligators to see if they're true and I totally blanked on it because I wanted, we hadn't played a game in a while and I wanted to play gator's true true true to to to to to to to to to to to to ture to to ture. the the their their their their their their their their their their. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I their. I'm. I'm. their. I'm their. I their. I their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I their. I their. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. t. t. t. tote. tote. tote. tote. tote. t. tote. t. tote. tote. t. te. te. t. te. totally blanked on it because I wanted, we hadn't played a game in a while and I wanted to play Gators Churr Falls and I fucking forgot until you just said that and I'm so mad at myself right now. I feel like they were all the equivalent of Nick Frost and Shown of the Dead saying dogs

can't look up. Yeah, right. They were when my mom told me that when I was a little kid that bumblebees can't sting you. And I was like, yep, and just kept rolling with that information. They can. They can. I know. Got that allergy. Um, the cro- that, so like the alligators do so little in this movie that I just kept imagining them being other things.

Like when she's in the house looking for her dad, she's like, dad, dad, dad, dad, and I just imagine it being like, hi, it's me, your dad, I'm a crocodile, I live in the bathtub now, whop-bomb, like her dad had turned into a crocodile? Because you told me it was about crocodiiles. Did I say crocodile? I read crocodile whether you said that or not. If I know me I probably said crocogator. Knowing me you probably did and I skimmed it because I'm a dick. I just love, I don't see I think the crocodiles were doing a lot of heavy lifting in there, or the alligators, forgive me, we're doing a lot of heavy lifting in this movie like in the one scene where 10 of them rip a man apart. When? When the cop falls in the water

and like 10 alligators roll up. Oh, yeah, that was okay. And at one point you see his spinal column come out. Okay, that was fine. But like, I think the problem for me is that first of all they're in in a... Our houses in Florida do not have basements, especially in a swamp. Yeah, for sure. Like that was my first, like, and maybe a crawl space, but it's not where you're going to put the fucking cable box. I refuse to believe you're putting the cable box in the swampy crawl space. Do you like how she, like she crawled through that whole gross basement though she easily could have been standing? Why?

Yeah, that was so annoying. Why? So like, so there are alligators, giant alligators in the basement of a house. And it takes them hours to find one enough to find the people. While these two are delivering their lines so unconvincingly, you would think they were reading them for the first time. I love the one part later on in the movie where it's got like, yada da da da, da, like string section going, and they're supposed to be like coming together as father and daughter, and they're like, it's like a seven-year-old trying to do a chemistry experiment.

There's nothing happening. They're pouring acids and bases together. It's going flat, nothing's happening. I could not care less about these two and they are not trying to make me care. They are both looking at the others thinking, what am I doing here? the GI is going to do the heavy lifting. Not on you too. I have a note here that says, I can't help it, but I just detest her. Did you like it when she slipped from knee to toenail in alligator shit?

I did. And loses her flip-flops and it's like, okay, whatever. Yeah. So the first time the alligators pop up, one of them is like, okay, whatever. Yeah. So the first time the alligators pop up, one of them's like, hey, just jumps up. But while we were watching this, Rob spilled wine and made me miss it, and I was fucking furious with him. I was like, no, I'll rewind it. Nope, it was, didn't have the impact.

Nope, that's fine like, which is one of the rare instances of subtlety in this movie, was they set her up as being intelligent and crafty, when she finds dad and tries dragging him and she can't so she puts him on a tarp to move him? Yeah. And I was like, oh, you're a problem solver. I like that that's a problem solver. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like, I like, I like, I like, that. that that that that that that that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that th. that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. thi th. thi thi th. th. th and she can't so she puts him on a tarp to move him? Yeah. And I was like, oh, you're a problem solver. I like that that's like how you explain to me that you know how to solve problems. Okay. I like that alligators are not able to solve problems because they're very handicapped by being unable to get like up and over things. Like if there's any kind kind th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I's like, theeee. I's like, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooo. Oh, th. Oh, th.? Like if there's any kind of obstacle in front of them, they're just like, fuck it. I can't, like what am I supposed to do with this? They're like, yeah, my union says I can't go over or under things. I got to go straight ahead or nothing. Nothing at all. You guys could come out, come through, that be great. So I guess I'll just wait. Because you're going to come out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out eventually to come out eventually to come out eventually to come out eventually to come out eventually to come out out out come out eventually because you're fucking stupid. Please don't put that swamp rat trap on my head or whatever the fuck that thing is.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, Alan. Florida man. Also, like, this movie is, it's not the gator's fault. This is where they live. Yeah, yeah. Like, these people built their house on a swamp? Like, if there were dinosaurs living in the hollow by my house, I sure as fuck wouldn't live here. And I sure as fuck wouldn't be surprised when the dinosaurs ate me. My grandparents, for years had a trailer in Fort Myers, Florida. And we went down there when I was in third grade, so what's that making?

Like nine? Eight, nine, yeah. Yeah. I remember standing in my grandmothers, or in like outside of their their trailer in like the little porch area and looking in the reservoir that was maybe 25 feet away and there's just an alligator staring back at me. Fuck that. I'm being like, why do you live here? Yeah, you're not supposed to live here. This is their house. And they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs they are dinosaurs. And they are dinosaurs. And they are dinosaurs are dinosaurs are dinosaurs are dinosaurs are dinosaurs are dinosaurs. they are dinosaurs. theyir house. No, it's theirs. And they are dinosaurs. Look at them. Those motherfuckers are prehistoric. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. Beautifully terrifying animals.

Like they're on par with sharks in like scaring the shit out of me. But they're also like really inept, or at least the ones in this movie are their the people ones Except when they're not, except when they're super sneaky. Like the, there's like the people that are stealing the ATM from the gas station across the street from Dad's house that is sometimes closer than it is actually, which I appreciated. It's like, it just keeps shifting how far it is from the house. So they've stolen an ATM, stand still inside, stealing fucking Mike and Ikes, while Marv and the lady whose name I can't remember. Matters not. Is I think that's Lee is outside. And Marv notices that our heroine, who is Haley, is shining a light from their crawl space. And Marv's like, oh, I gotta go help those people. And while he's doing that, Lee is in a boat is in the the the the the th, in the the th, in the th, in the the the th, in a the the th is shining a light from their crawl space.

And Marv's like, oh, I gotta go help those people. And while he's doing that, Lee is in a boat with the ATM machine while an alligator, like, do too, do the, do, sneaks up and it just starts eating here. See, that was another situation in which I imagine the alligator's doing other things, like, where Haley's in the basement and she's like wait there's somebody over there and then it cuts to the gas station you see people in like rain slickers and I was like what if those are alligators wearing the slickers robbing the gas station because like that would be really good I thought then it would make sense that that alligator ate that real hold hot dog yeah it was on the real hot dog roller it's just like and at the the the the the the th I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th I th I th was like th was like th was like th was like th was th was th was th was th was th was like th was th was th was th was th was th was thus th was on thus thus th was tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was th. th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was the. I was the. I was the. I was the. the. I was the. the. the. I was the. the. the. I was like. the. I was like. I just like and at this point I didn't realize

that there were more than two I thought they were only two and I thought well how they get out over there. And also like why are there so many holes in this basement? Why is your basement structure literally made of holes it rains all the fucking time in Florida? What is happening in that basement? I'm sorry that I'm so mad about it, but... Can we speak about a thing that has made me angry at different points in my life and comes up in this movie? Sure. The size of pockets in women's clothing. Okay, tell me.

Why are they so fucking small? Because we have dainty little hands. Except for me, because my hands were made to catch footballs. Look at that thing. Look how big my hand is, seriously. It's ginormous. Yeah, I know. Can't fit into my goddamn pocket.

Mine is also large. Yeah, that's a big hand. Exactly, because why are ladies' pockets so small you carry just as much shit around as I do. Way more shit than you do. Where are you going to put your Diva cup? Yeah, oh, I'm sure as a mom. Oh my God, I didn't even think about that. I was just thinking about my D-a-cup. Not even the bag of veggie straws that's been mushed in the bottom of my purse for six months. digging in my bag for a snack the other day and pulled out a bag of skittles and she was like I have d's and I was like oh silly girl those aren't food

she was like what are they and I was like not food so yeah I need a big bag and big pockets she's got like an iPhone 37 which is the size of a tablet that she's carrying around in a pocket that could fit a Skittle. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's make bigger pockets for ladies. All right, everybody, come on.

The quality of pockets. Let's get some quality control. I agree. Yeah, here's some notes that Barry Pepper says about alligators. They can't hear you out of the water. I don't think that's true. They can smell you in the dark. Well I don't think the dark affects their sense of smell, Barry. Bear.

Be peps! And also, like, if they can smell you, then it doesn't matter if they can hear you. You know what I mean? They know where you are. That's how I hear, feel about farts. Yeah. Man, high stakes, just like, high stakes swimming, like, I just, I don't know. I don't know. I did, I did wonder if she had previous swimming capabilities, or if she trained to swimm to to swim if she trained to swim for this

movie. Do you think that's her swimming? Oh yeah, yeah. No, that's a body double. No. I keep thinking about that line in Dairy Girls where Orla has what it takes to go all the way and step aerobics. Like that's what this feels like to me.

Katie and I were messaging and I was like, oh, this is our first instance of checkoff swim meat. Yeah, I just like, you knew that she was going to have to outswim a gator and she does twice, although once is more dramatic than, the second time is more dramatic. How did you feel you you you you you you you you you you you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel you feel th you feel th you feel th you feel th you feel th youthan the second time is more dramatic. How did you feel when she was trying to open that trap door in the floor and got a face full of baby spiders? That was fine by me. How did you feel? Oh God, I wanted to puke. When later she didn't think to open that box and open that door. She breaks through the floor boards instead.

Listen, Haley is a woman of action. She can't be bothered to remember things from earlier. It was literally an hour ago. And this whole time we should mention that sugar is there with them who is fucking adorable. Sugar, like if sugar does not get eaten by a gator, what is sugar doing in this film? For me, not getting eaten by a gator. Fine, but then why bother? Just to be adorable and make me think I like to give that doll little head rubs, like to hang out a little sugar. Fine. So the the basement is filling up, filling up. And earlier in the movie we met Wayne, who is a local

police officer who has a thing for Haley's sister. Haley's sister, Beth, who is like clearly doing the best she can and Haley's being so mean to her. And then later when, or actually towards the beginning, when Haley finds her dad and he's unconscious, she wakes up and he goes, Beth, and I kept thinking like, yeah, I would want Beth too. You know, she's the good one. Haley did strike me as one of my least favorite archetypes and human being, which is the angry underachiever. Yeah, yeah, she's sort of a weird, because we're told that she's like this great swimmer. She has this huge gift, but also she's about to get kicked off the University of Florida swim team. And te. And te. And the. And the. And the. And the. And tha, tha, th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, thi, thi, thi's, thi's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. H's, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi's, thi's, thi's, theea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's, has this huge gift, but also she's about to get kicked off the University of Florida swim team, and there are a lot of them because I watched that opening scene.

There were at least 54 of them. She's going to lose her scholarship, so she's not that fucking gifted. Yeah, she's still won 100s of a second behind the other lady. I know. Pick it up, how hundred free now, throwns. Haley you're in a basement you dummy how fucking big is this basement so there's not enough river to get her speed up no my god help me I have a notice the gator attacking that robot is just mnuh so you were right I love it because it happens behind your point of like like the character that you're focusing on. Right. So I enjoyed that it wasn't, it was just like, oh yeah, she's getting, she's getting killed.

Yeah. Yeah. So Wayne now shows up in a motorboat with Pete. Yes, Pete. Officer Pete. And they're going to try and save them because Wayne was concerned about Haley's dad and Haley and Beth's dad. Because Haley has driven past the roadblock to get there because she just has so much hubris. She's like off-rooting that fucking samurai going down there.

Which also infuriates me because they have to be rescued at the end and you know that's taxpayer funded. It's true. It makes me mad. It makes me mad, these people. I love earlier in the movie where you get the, I'm assuming governor voiceover, that's just like, if you stay, we cannot rescue you. 200 helicopters show up. That is exactly it. Like, I kept thinking later. We're like, we have to get to the roof. I was like, why nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, they, they're, they're, they're, they're, it, th. It, it, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. It. It. It, it, it. It. It, it. It, it. It. It, it. It, it. It, it, it. It, it. It, th. It, th. It. It, th. It, th. It, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. th. It's th. th. It's th. thi. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. that's makes tha. It's makes thi. It's makes thi. It's makes! Like, I kept thinking later,

we're like, we have to get to the roof. I was like, why? Nobody's, oh, they're right there. They're right there. They've just been waiting for you. They've been hovering. Literally, good thing of these players, because they've been hovering. So, Haley, you've got two cops killed and a copserific, and a helicopter detailer. about an overflow drain pipe like I know what the fuck that is or what it does. Am I supposed to know? I don't think most people outside of like a swamp would know what an overflow drain pipe is. Okay. Do you? I knew? I knew what it was. What is it? Yeah. It's the pipe that she swims out at the end. It's where when the basement fills up, the water is going to go back into the larger body of water that's outside of the the the th..... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. thi. thi. thi. thi.the water is going to go back into the larger body of water that's outside of the house.

Did you know that before you saw this movie? Yeah. I grew up in Delaware, which used to be a swamp. Well, I don't know what an overflow. So like, is it just a big hole that goes into your house? Yeah, it should have a grate over it, which we see has been demolished by the alligators. Oh, okay. To keep animals out of coming into your house, yeah. That's dumb. Don't dig holes into your house. Maybe the water won't get in if you don't have a hole.

You know what I mean? It was just a mud and alligator shit floor though, so it's going to get water. But maybe just, maybe, no, oh man. I don't know. I mean that's why there's not basements or crawl spaces and houses in Florida. That's what I'm thinking, yeah. I did like Wayne's death of getting chomped in half by the alligator. Yeah, that was pretty good. And I like whenever an alligator grab Wayne's death of getting chomped in half by the alligator. Yeah, that was pretty good.

And I like whenever an alligator grabs somebody, they just swing them and smash them against things. Yeah, I like that move a lot, actually. But speaking of swings, the swings at their house, are treated as very menacing in this film. Yeah. Like, the other cop realizes that something's happening because the swing is pulled, the, thapapaped, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th, th. th. I, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, theea. tha. tog. tog. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. And, th is like pulled really taut and then I just imagined a gator like riding on a swing with like a lollipop and a hat with a propeller like a big old rainbow lollipop you know because there's the gators aren't doing anything I need to I need them to do

something I just imagine the gator's stuck in the swing going oh come on god God damn it I'm on free. I'm gonna eat Pete. Like, are they predators? What are they doing? You think they're just like luck eaters if they find something they eat it? Honestly, it does seem that way, doesn't it? It does. Can I tell you one of my biggest disappointments in this movie? Yeah. That it exists? That she was not a, no. That she was not attacked by 100 baby alligators. Ooh, I would like baby alligators.

Because we see like one or two little baby alligators hatching, and I wanted them just a swarm. Yeah, that would have been cool. I have to say I wanted no one to survive this film. I wanted everyone except for sugar to get eaten by a outlier. I think that's totally reasonable and then sugar flights a flare on the roof and gets taken away by a helicopter and it's like I didn't drive here. Just sugar is L.O. Cool J at the end of the, of a deepest bluest. Oh my god, thank you for reminding me of that song. Like is that that when that when that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. the. the. the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. the. to to to to to to to to to to th. that that that that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to, to, te. to, toe. toe. tha. thae. the. the. the. shark spin. Oh my god, thank you for reminding me of that song. Like, but is that when she's in the, she finds those eggs? Is that when she's in like the other basement or the swamp? She like swam, like where is she when that happens? She's in like that, that, like, that taint area of the house that's between the drain pipe and the crawl space? Okay, so that's, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th's th's th's th's th's th's th's th. th's th. that's that's that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thin's the's that's that's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the's the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the's the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that's that's that's that that's that that that that's that that that's that's the. the. thee. the. the. the crawl space. Okay, so that didn't make any sense to me. That didn't make any sense to me.

The like alligator just swims right on by and I was like, how does it not know she's there? It was, I was so exasperated by it not eating her. Another thing that I found interesting is alligators are quick as fuck on land. See, this movie makes you believe that they're their. Right, that they're not faster than you want them. They're like bears, like, they're faster than you want them to be. Can I don't want you to be fast? No, super fast though.

And they can go up a flight of stairs if they want. Oh sure, I would imagine. Yeah, yeah. Why else would they have two level houses. That's this movie pretends that alligators have no legs. With this movie presupposes. Although if there's a there's a turn they're probably gonna have a hard time. That's a lot of a lot of boat to get righted going up those. That's true. That's true. It's gonna need to pull into the left-hand lane to make that right-hand turn. So she shoots an alligator inside its mouth, which I liked a lot. With her arm, like getting bit by the alligator while she's unloading a clip into its mouth. And then her dad just starts yelling, Haley, answer me, as if the gator was shooting her,

as if that was a possibility. So I have very needy parents that if they call me and I don't call them right back, they'll call me again. Really? You know what I mean? It's just like, yeah. If I get a text message and I don't respond in like 20 minutes, I am dead and there's and that's what I felt like that BPEPS was. Where he's just like, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley, ha, ha, ha, th, th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I th, and th, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. And, I tha, tha, tha, tha. And, tha. And, tha. And, tha. And, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, I tha, I th that BPEPS was. Yeah. Where he's just like, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley, Haley. And she's like, Dad, hold, Dad, I need a second.

I'm trying, I'm fighting an alligator. He's also very Canadian, and it shows every time he yells Haley. Oh, I did not know's so Canadian. Haley! I thought he was an American hero from being in a saving private Ryan. No, he's Canadian, I'm sure of it. I didn't look it up. Now I'm questioning myself, but he sounds Canadian as fuck. Do you know that I had to, I said saving Private Ryan really awkwardly because I have to not say the porn parody of that movie, shaving Ryan's Privates, which is the thing that pops into my head

every time I think of saving Private Ryan. Wow. A pair of normal active titties. Oh, by the way, I'm putting that song at the end of every episode in perpetuity. I think you should. I absolutely love it. I think it's great. That it deserves it. So they set up this scene where Barry Pepper's like, remember how you learned to hold your breath for a really long time?

And Haley's like, yeah. And then she holds her breath for a really long time. And you're like, well, good thought that that pro-am swimmer would be able to hold her breath. Oh my God. The flashbacks in this movie are so useless. They're so useless, but they only made two of them and they just keep showing them over and over to show that she once was a child who swam. And he once was clean-shaving.

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one of those. A leg bone. It's popped out. Yeah. And Haley gets a very similar bite when she first gets encounters the alligator and then gets grabbed on the shoulder. So they have very similar wounds. And they're both individually putting tourniquets on themselves. And it's just meant to be like, oh, this family's so tough, you see where she gets it. And I don't think that at all. I think you people are fucking idiots.

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Well, yep, that's a little useful skill, I guess. Yeah, you can put your leg back together. Look at you, Bepeps. You know what, though, like what he did that disappointed me was he was not a very good swimmer. No, he was a shit swimmer. He was so mean to his daughter about her swimming and then he's a shit swimmer. You know what they say? Those who can do, those who can't are very oppressive dad to make you do things. I guess so. Oh, he also says alligators hunt what splashes. So it's like if they don't splash, then the alligators can't get you. And I was like, that is absolutely fucking false.

That has to be false. Alligators could not have lived this long if they were that fucking stupid. Tell that to every flamingo that's snatched out of the water. Right. Oh, I'll swim the alligators, girl who is barely holding on to a scholarship. I'm furious, I'm furious. So they eventually get out of the house, they find a boat, which is the boat that Lee was killed on with the ATM, that no longer has the ATM on it. Yeah, where did it go? Did the caters take it? The gator said, think about all the that Lee was killed on with the ATM that no longer has the ATM on it. Yeah, where did it go? Did the cater say it?

The gator said, think about all the things we're gonna buy with that money that we don't know how to get out of the ATM just like the humans did earlier. So stupid. I feel like this is Alexander Aha's indictment of Floridians. I said they needed it, really. I mean, they're doing it to themselves. And they're also shit on by the rest of America. I know. Did you ever see that gift of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida and letting it float away? I have. They get in this boat and like five minutes earlier than Ruby Dad's been like, oh, the levees are going to go.

And as soon as they get in the boat, the levees go. Yeah. You know what though? That siren is terrifying. Yeah. That I liked a lot. I thought that was very a good atmosphere to build for a movie that did not deserve it in any way. Oh before they get out to the boat though dad gets his fucking arm ripped off right or is that come later?

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because she can hold our breath for the length of the pool. She's very Leslie Nielsen in that one vignette and creep show. Oh my god, yes. I can hold my breath for a long time. I wish I watched that instead. But dad saves her. Don't you don't worry about it. Yeah he saves her from the city alligator situation. How is he missing the arm at this point? No. He is. He is. He's missing an arm. Yeah he has. He has also put a tourniquet on his arm.

This family in their fucking tourniquets, I swear to God. They know what they're doing. They know where there's arteries are. I feel like, you know, the saying, the saying, like, when you're a tourniget, every problem is a nail. Yeah. I feel like this family is like, well, when you're a tournigate, every problem is a bleeding artery. Yep. Yeah. Everything they need to solve, they do it by putting a tuaric on it.

I have a note here that says, now's not the time, Barry Pepper, which I don't know if this refers to him talking about about about about about his his his about herthe time. I'm going to say yes to both. Because like they do the scene where they talk about how the parent, he and his wife, Haley's mother, have broken up. And it seems to be because he spent too much time with her swimming. He doesn't think so, but Haley does. Okay. And he's like, oh, it's not your fault, honey? It's not your fault?

No, it's your fault for pushing her into swimming, you dumb, dumb. Yeah, bee peps, come on. Oh my god. Do they even have swimming in Canada? It's just all hockey all the time. Honestly, you can't swim on ice. Barely, they're one team now. Just the Blue Jays? Yeah, the expos are gone.

How dare they? Well, they moved to Washington and became the Nationals. None of the Maple Leafs is a hockey team, aren't they? Never mind. Yes, my friend. They are. I tried. I tried for sports.

What about the Canadian national curling team. Oh wait, no, no. No, no. Propagondy? All right, I'm out on Canadian stuff. Propagondy, what are you so mad about your Canadian? Like, really get over it? They're mad about America. I know, but you don't have to deal with it. You don't have to fucking deal with it. It's not your problem. Leave it to you. What are they going to do? Stay in Canada? Yes. As I would, were I Canadian. Hey, Hedges. Hi, Hedg. Can I ask you a question about alligators?

Sure, I have answers. Are alligators so stupid that they will try to eat people but will eat metal instead because they missed? Because that happens in this movie. An alligator tries to bite her and gets like a chunk of metal instead and it's just like, gnong, gnong, is that true? At various points in this movie, they allude to the alligators being jaws. There's a scene where she's swimming away from an alligator and the alligator is chasing her and gone, bum, bon, bon, bon, bon, tom. And then I think the metal is the al the al the al the al is the al is the al is the al is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal is the metal. the metal. the metal. the metal. thombs, thom, thum. I thum. I thum. I thum. And thum. And thum. And the thum. And thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, thum, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thum, the the the the the m. And the m. And the m. And the m. And the m. And the mary. And the mary. And thin. And the, the, the, the, they. And, the, the they. And, the. And, the, the, the, the, their think the metal is the alligator coming up from Southern Waters with a license plate in its tumbee.

I understand. I think they're like, ah, Jaws, you ever seen it? You know about this? Grisly maybe? I don't know what you guys got. I am so disappointed in the end of this movie. In what way? I mean, just that it ends? I wanted it to go on forever. So they get up on the roof. I wanted to bury Pepper and his wife to get back together.

I wanted to meet mom. And they're setting off flares to notify a helicopter. The end of the movie is Haley turning around to Dad, holding a flare with a helicopter coming in. And I, 1,000 percent wanted an even bigger alligator to jump up and take that helicopter down. I mean, if this had been the Shark Nato franchise, that would have happened. If this had been the movie Grizzly, that would have happened. Oh my god, that's right. I forgot. He just lets that guy die at the end of Grizzly.

He lets his friend die. Right? Yeah, that bear a lot of helicopter. Spoilers for Grizzly, by the way. Don't bother, it's not good. Wow, of like murderous animal movies that we've done, is this the worst? Or is Orca the worst? I don't know.

I think Orca might be worse. I think Orca was worse than this too. What about Lottamo Squalo? That movie was so joyously bad. Yeah. I remember every time the shark would bob up in its mouth open. He couldn't close it. I fucking love that thing. I need to re-watch that movie. That was an absolute pleasure. That would be a good movie to get fucking stoned and watch. I'm sure I did. I mean, this movie, not that great. We need this fucking pandemic to end

because I have two canned Long Island ice teas waiting for us so we can drink them and watch Magic Mike and record an episode. Oh my God. Someone's gonna have to pay us to do that. We gotta get that on the Patreon. I'm not drinking canned Long Island ice tea and watching Magic Mike again for free. I have to be honest with you. I feel like that's what we should have done instead of you touching a horse. We really should have like planned this out a little better. Is it too late?

It's never too late. We can do whatever we want. No, I have that horse. I promise. I can't, I can't, I can't, you know, it takes these backsees on horse touching. I appreciate that I was going to post when we made the, when we hit our goal, which was one of those tiny hands that I have and a tiny horsehead that I have. But I know that those hands upset you so I didn't post that image.

They upset me in a good way. And this is an even tinyer one of those hands. It's smaller than the regular ones. Katie. Alan. Rating space? Yeah. You want to go first? Yeah, this movie's a hot pile of trash.

Like most of Florida, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Florida listeners, you're wonderful people. Oh, yeah. Florida, like, don't build in a swamp and then be mad when swamp creatures are there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Florida. You gotta be prepared for it.

There's a hurricane, get the fuck out. You know? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But like, so much of this movie is devoted to her refusing to evacuate, which is very frustrating for me. Again, the indictment of Floridians. Honestly, what did I give Orca? Because I want to give this one better. This is one better than Orca, but only one.

If I remember quickly, was a nine? Yeah, nine and a half. You got the ten? Loved Orca. No, this is just barely better than Orca. But not as good as Lutomo as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, as, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, th, this is one tho, tho, this is one this is one this is one, this is one, this is this is this is this is this is this is one, this is one, this is one, this is one, this is one, this is one, this is one, this is one, th, this is one th, th, th, th, th, this is one th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooooo, thooooo, thoooooooo, this is one this is one this is one this is one this is one, this is one, but not as good as Laltamal Squaloalo. I think if you give this a three, you'll be in safe territory. Okay, fine. I just want to know more about gators, because I just think so much of this is wrong. And I think it's unfair to the gators, honestly. Yeah, I don't trust you Barry Pepper. I don't trust your facts. If you're Canadian, have you ever even seen an alligator? Not if he was in this movie, because they were all CGI in there. They did look great, though, you're right about that.

So you're going with three? No, I'm going with one better than Orco, whatever I gave orco. Whatever that was, yeah. You do the research. It doesn't matter, none of it matters. I'm going to give this one milk. I'm going to give this one milk. I'm going to give this one milk. I'm going to give this one a bag of veggie straw dust from the bottom of my purse. No, it's one better than Orca. Go on, I'm sorry. So I am terrified of alligators. Yeah. I am terrified of drowning. I am terrified of

muddy basements. What? It's just yucky. It's just yucked up. I don't want to get spiders in my face. I never want to be referred to as an apex predator. Mm-mm. I mean, let's be honest, I'm never going to be. Are you going to be an apex predator all day? No lunch break being an apex predator. I feel like the only thing that's ever thought I was an apex predator were Oreo double stuffed. Oh yeah, I will fuck those up though. Hey, have you seen the red, white and blue Oreos? I'm so bummed we haven't we we haven't we haven't we haven't we haven't we haven't we haven't we haven't we haven't to we haven't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th, let's th th th th th th thus, let's thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus that the that that thea that that that that that the the the the thus the those up though. Hey, have you seen the red, white, and blue Oreos? I'm so bum that we haven't gotten to eat them on a video.

You have to stash a bag so we could do them later. I have to go to Target this weekend, so I'll see if I can grab one. So all of those things, this was ticking those boxes for me. I thought it looked really good. I really liked the way this movie looked. Oh my God, what is happening? I'm going to give it a six. I had a really good time watching this movie. I mean, this movie's funny, but not because it means to be. Oh no, no, no, no.

And that makes me sad. It definitely felt like this is a post-perana 3D project for this director. It's just like what's the next logical step. Yeah, what else is water going to do to murder people? Aren't I got the alligator? It's no good. But if you are an alligator film completist, I would say watch this. This and what else?

Alligator from 1980. Okay. About the alligators in the sewer system of New York. Okay. Um, Lake Placid. Okay. Yep. Starring one Betty White.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That one, um, where it has the alarm clock. Yeah. It's a cartoon. What? What? Never mind. Oh, is that like some Disney shit?

I think so, yeah. Okay, I think I know what you're talking about. Now I'm embarrassed. Oh, quick, quick, can I take it a mail bag? Yeah. This is a review from Malca Finn. Hi, Malca Finn. The heading of the review is My Kind of People.

Oh, hi. Five stars. I found this podcast two months ago and I've listened to like two-thirds of it. No, baby, no. No, baby, no, no, no baby, baby, no. I work a 40-hour work week with my ears free. For sure, the funniest horror podcast I've found. I love people with this sense of humor. Oh, thank you.

I've noticed sometimes, this is very odd point, by the way. I've noticed sometimes that they don't pay attention to who dies, and, and, and, and, and, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-augh, tho, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a've noticed sometimes that they don't pay attention to who dies and apparently think a lot of characters have died when they didn't, and vice versa. That's okay though, I'm bad at paying attention too. Look, I didn't come here to pay attention. I also appreciate all the obscure movies I've watched because of this pod that I never would have seen otherwise. Oh, me too.

I found some of my new favorite horror movies this way. Thanks for having so many episodes to listen to you, you've made my work week much better. Also, the Our Other Horror Podcasts I listen to is Dead Meat, and they have a cat name Lucy, so I would love to know if any horror significance significance or or to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi thi thi too too. Oh, oh too. Oh, oh too. Oh, too. Oh. Oh, too. Oh, too. Oh, me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thia' thia'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a too too too too too. Oh. Oh, too too too thia' thia' th listen to is Dead Meat and they have a cat name Lucy So I would love to know if any horror significance or if Katie just like the name Oh, that is nice. That's a good question So first of all, I feel competitive with dead meat because we tend to leapfrog one another on the charts

We do and so and but they have like way more reviews than we do so I assume they're better than us No, no horror horror the horror the horror the horror the horror the horror the horror the horror the horror the horror, no horror reference, no horror reference reference reference reference reference the horror the horror the horror the horror the horror reference their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their thi. their thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. tho. th. than we do, so I assume they're better than us. No, no horror reference. It's just a good name. It's a good name. And it's more of a comedy that Lucille Ball being like the greatest female comedian of all time. And also Rob loves Peanuts. The Peanuts.

Yeah. So, um, that's a good name. So now, so instead of fighting the Dead Meat Podcast, maybe Lucy should fight their cat. I feel like you're just setting up a, that's a real weird, that's giving me like weird pet cemetery vibes. Yeah, no. And also, she would just grab that cat around the neck and hug it till it just, just loves to hug a cat What a great kid. Oh great kid never met the cat. I'm sure it's wonderful. Yeah, probably not as good as Lucy though Not in my book. Nah. Sorry. I'm sure that podcast is great people really seem to like it whatever We haven't started any beef with anybody in a long time. No, I don't want to beef with them, I'm just jealous.

It's okay for me to feel jealous. My therapist says it's fine. They're more popular than us. It's just like I'm never going to be the prom queen. Except in Finland, would you get to number two? Yeah, I bet they've been in number two in Finland too, I'll check their charts, I don't know. What would you like to do next week? No, I'm not answering that question. This is your idea.

What are we doing next week? We did craze, which was kind of a disappointment even though I enjoyed it. We did crawl, which wasn't getting me quite the monster reptile vibe that I wanted, but I did enjoy it. Uh-huh. So I wanted to do something summary, something blockbustery, and something that finds a way. So I suggested to Katie that we do Jurassic Park. I placed my face firmly in my hands and said, sure, let's do that.

What I, one thing I love about this podcast podcast other than just that I get to get together with a great friend and laugh, is that one of us will say, hey, this is an idea and the other one goes, yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm 100% supportive of you. At this point, like nearly 300 episodes in, who am I to say no? Yeah. I figure it like once we started doing like you've got mail, fuck it. It's over. It's downhill. It's downhill from here.

Also, spoilers, I fucking love Jurassic Park, so I'm very excited to talk about this movie. Yeah. I have a lot of feelings about Jurassic Park. I'm probably going to get a little misty. It's going to be fine. So thank you again everybody who contributed to the fundraiser. I know this is weeks out at this point but it's not when we're recording it. Nope. Today is July 1st. I'm still adjusting to my idea that I'm going to have to touch a horse. My new reality. I'm hopeful that by this point. numbers will have started dropping with COVID stuff, so please wear your masks, take care of each other, watch your hands.

Watch your ass to quote Red Fox. Um, yeah, keep being awesome. Yeah, we love you so much. Thank you so much. And thanks everybody who's bought tank tops for Warwolf ambulance ambulance recently. Those make me really happy. It did not occur to me that you could get you your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta tax tax tax tax tax take take take take take take take take ta ta takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta ta ta ta ta who's bought tank tops for wherewulf ambulance recently. Those make me really happy. It did not occur to me that you could get a whofamulance tank top.

I like that a lot. It's fucking summer, get a wherwufamulance tank top. Summertime. Summer time. Oh, and you can get people at this point in the game? No, 300 episodes in, we're fucking blowing it. This is why Dead Meat is more popular than us. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear the Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Whoo? Savini's sightings at the pool. Now we do it, Finland's to fulfill reviews.

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