Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 297- Host (2020)

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

In this week's episode, we lean hard into the pandemic and manage to make a 50 minute episode about a 56 minute movie which, my friends, is absolutely a skill we should put on our LinkedIn profiles. We're talking about the 2020 film "Host" and some special topics for your consideration include: whether we would or would not seance, revisiting hard drinking again only to feel awful, the trials and tribulations of Zoom, trying to remember the film "Unfriended" and our trash memories striking again.  If you enjoy films that take place on the internet, you may enjoy Episode 48- "Unfriended." If you like charming British women, you could do much worse than Episode 116- "The Descent." Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you. And hey, we have a subreddit! We're embracing it! Join us, or at least Katie (Allen's eyes don't work when it comes to Reddit) at r/werewolfambulance. And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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I feel like this is definitely one of those movies are like, so every one of your friends? Yeah, well, I think when you're beautiful you have beautiful oh, okay. I don't know, just kidding, my friends are beautiful, I'm the ugly one. But I'm the funny one, so it works out. Uh, and that's Caroline. Caroline, who is the Mousy Scared One of Everything one. Yeah. Who lives with their dad? Dad's adorable. Who's actually her dad? Oh really? That actor was the actor? Oh, I love that. Oh, he was so cute. Because all the movie was all filmed in their homes, I believe.

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Making it sound like they're going to get together again later, but this is tonight. Okay. Anyway, the technological stuff was really stressing me out. Just like how like They couldn't hear each other and Jemma was on there twice and then like They're both on their phones and like one looks up and then looks down the other looks up and then looks down. Yeah. Just stressing me out. And I mean the reason we're recording on my porch is because those zoom calls that on my porch is because those zoom calls that we were doing to try and record were so fucking stressful. So fucking stressful we cut out all the time. Yeah. My internet wouldn't work. It was just yeah it was bonkers. I've stopped running games via zoom because I

the last time I tried to do Kithulu via Zoom, it ended with me literally in tears. Oh no. Because I couldn't see or hear my players. And then I would be like, is anybody there? And then they all say like, oh we're here, you're fine for us? And I'd hear them and then it would just like drop again. Yeah. And I was like, I're all just going to drink, okay? We're all just going to drink instead, which is what we did. It was fine.

I'm sure. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck zoom. I feel like we're living in that time of like, we are all the camel's back and there is just a straw. Yeah. It's absolutely true.

And that technological shit, like at the best of time, stresses me out. Totally. So yeah. When it's your only lifeline to the outside world, it is brutal. So which is I think a genius idea to do a horror movie in this format because you're like pre-stressed. Absolutely. Because it just, you know, I wish I had watched it on a laptop. I watched it on the TV toy toy toy toy th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. When it's thi. When it's thi. When it's th. When it's th. When it's th. When it's th. When it's th. When it's th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's, th. Yeah. Yeah. It's, th. Yeah. Yeah. It's, th. It's, th. I th. I's, thi. I's, thee. I's thea. I's thea. I's thea. I's thi. I's thi. I thi. I thi. I on a laptop. I watched it, I watched it on the TV, put it on the TV. Is that a King of the Hill reference? Damn it, Bobby. But, propane, propane accessories? But, propane, propane accessories?

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zoom to do it but I love the like I've never used free zoom but there's like a little countdown clock that tells you how long your call is going for which is a genius thing for a movie as well because you're like, oh, oh shit. Yeah. When it has the pop-up at the end, you're like six seconds. Yeah, so you know it's happening and you're still fucking scary. Yeah, for sure. It's fun. It's really fun. Yeah. There were points at which I was actually trying also watched this on my TV, not even on my computer, but I had my Roku remote in my hand and I was like, wait, how do I hit? Can I share my screen with these people? Yeah.

Oh, God, it is stressful. Like, I feel like this movie would not, like, this movie would not, like, not going to hit them, the way it's hitting us at all. Or if this movie had come out seven months ago. Yeah, I think it would just be totally unenjoyable, yeah. Yeah. It would be unfriended. So do you think if we watched unfriended now we would like it? No. No. I'm going to say that like 20-something British women are so much more to-a-mah-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, th-s, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I thi-s, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I tho, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s, I th-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, I thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomomoma, I thooo sure. Yeah, for sure. That was one thing I wanted to bring up with you was like, why did, because I assume you liked this movie? And I, I did. I did. I did. I did. I also really liked it. And I thought to myself, like, what is the difference

between this and unfriended? Like, why we fucking hated unfriended? Yeah, I think thosethose kids were wholly unlikable. Yeah. These people seem like legit actors? They did, yeah, that's true. That came through a lot more, maybe it was direction or something. It was just, it felt like a higher, it, my comparison would be this is Unfriended's cooler, older sister. Cool, yeah. This is like the one who's got their shit together and you like want to listen to that band that she's listening to. Should we re-watch unfriended and see if we appreciate it anymore now? I don't want to do that.

I'm not doing it anyway. I'm sure there's an unfriended too we could watch. Still, still not on the friend list. I'll also tell you something I super dislike. Yeah, the face filter. Yeah, the face filter. Thank you. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I that. I that. I to to that. I that. I to to to to to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do do do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that. I that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that that th. I'm that. I'm not the the. I the. I'm not the. I'm not the. I'm not to to to to the. I'm not the. I'm not the use of the what do you, the zoom, like the face filter? Yeah, the face filter, thank you. Did you like that when she was like laying and crying? That was really... And the snake's tongue, blah, blah, it's really funny. It's terrible and funny. But I like when, you know, like that was a good setup of that of where she like, this is going to be us later, ra-ah-rah. And like, and she was the scary pig and like, but then, so when that comes back later and you're like, oh fuck.

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It's so weird. Yeah. But I think it like it fits very much in the time as well because I feel like everyone's into astrology and tarot cards and witchy shit. So like, seance stuff makes sense that you be like, yeah, let's have a tomorrow, say, let's do this. I feel like I'm missing out by not understanding any of that. Yeah, I have a lot of unpopular opinions on that stuff we what's the the seance ladies name like Selwyn

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Yeah. I like that she was like, oh, it was supposed to come beforehand. But didn't like, didn't mention ell them a lot of things. Like, she really should have forewarned them about the dangers of seances because apparently they're very dangerous. I also have a lot of questions, because they had to bring an item that was particular to them. But that didn't seem to be a, it was like of someone who's passed that you may want to talk to,

but you're probably just gonna get like some random. Yeah. So I'm like, well, I was like, oh, what's redone's chest piece all about? Like what's going on there? What does Jemma have? Because she's not showing anything. But it sounded like she was trying to get in tou-

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I have a third beer and I was like that was a great idea. Fourth beer is gonna rule. Fourth beer does not rule, fourth beer is bad. I mean... The next morning I'm like, oh fourth there was a real bad idea. I thought about bringing over my spaghetti sauce jar full of wine tonight so then I remembered you weren't drinking and I was like, that's not gonna be mommy's wine jar on the side of it. Yeah, you know. To be fair, I've been heavy drinking for much longer than I've had a child. I don't like that mommy needs wine thing because I do think it normalizes alcoholism amongst a depressed population.

For sure. But, for sure. I've been, please, I've been depressed and drinking forever. I'm just now also a mother. I'm doing great. I'm doing great. Genuinely I am. I think you're amazing. I think I'm doing great.

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Yeah, and kind of an asshole. I guess, yeah. Oh yeah, she does come and though. Yeah, but it seems like Caroline is into Teddy. Yes, I got that vibe. Which is sad because Teddy doesn't actually seem like that great. That's right because someone's like, hey Teddy's gonna be here. Is that okay to Caroline? Which made me think they like maybe had history. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, Caroline. Oh, Caroline. Poor Caroline. I have the phrase poor Caroline in my notes like 16 times. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She. She's. She's. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. C. C. C. the the th. C. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. Poor Caroline. I have the phrase poor Caroline in my notes like 16 times. She's got those like scared puppy dog eyes that you're just like it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. Because her eyebrows are heading towards her hairline at a

velocity that's unexpected and you're just like, Caroline it's gonna be fine. I also felt like Caroline should have just been excused from this one. You know, like it's like gym class, like when you have your period, you should just get to be excused. You know, everybody knows you're not up for it and they know why and they're just not going to talk about it. Yeah. Yeah. It's like waiting to your partners, going to to the their the their to go to go to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be..... to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their have sat this one out. So they get the saunce going, Teddy Lee's pretty early on. Right, Ginny comes and just shuts his computer. Right.

Oh, and he's also shown that he has a spooky music box from his grandma, and he's always hated it, his brother tortured him with it. And he also has a spooky clown marionette. Yes, and he's he'spe as like a fog machine effect, which I thought was very, very, very funny. I enjoyed that a lot. The vaping gentleman with a top knot that everyone loves to hate, but he's like so,

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But she didn't like mute her sound. She just muted her voice. So she can hear all that. That is so funny. So yeah, so the whatever it is, it kills Caroline. We don't see her return for a long time and then we start seeing her loop come through. Yeah. And then eventually, like later when things are really hitting the fan, she like pops back in and is screaming and her faces all bloody. And it's being bashed into the computer. Which I feel like happens and unfriended.

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We see Caroline being murdered. Right. And it's very upsetting. And then cut over to Radina, who's like, Actually, I think the first thing that happens to kick this all off is she realizes Alan's not there and she says did anybody see him leave? And his phone still there. Right, she called his phone and it's ringing with her number. Yeah. And then as she's looking around, he just suddenly falls from the ceiling. Yeah, yeah. Which is also very reminiscent of last week's movie where the

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Right. So Radina tries running out of the house, right? Yeah, because she's going to run over to Haley's because Haley has been pulled off-screen in her chair. She's been like pulled through the door. Right. Yeah. And she gets like, as she gets to the door, she opens it, something slams it, lifts her up in the air and then throws her down. Yes. And that's it for Radina. Yeah. Rdina out. that's it for Radina. Yeah. that's that's that's that's that's the that's the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the that's the their. their. their. the the the the the the th. R. R. Red. Red. Red. Redina. Redina. Redina. Redina. Redina. Redina. R. Redina. R. R. R. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the door. R. R. R. R. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the. thetaken out of the room and you don't know what happened. Right. And then Emma sees the floating mask. Right.

Which is really spooky. Really spooky and also good on her for having her head on her shoulders and being like, I'm going to throw a flower down and see what happens. She like runs into her kitchen and I was like, you smart, smart, smart girl. I would just like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And she thu and she's thu and she's thu. And she's thu. tho, tho, th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, tha. And, thea. thea. thea. th floor and shit. Footprints in the duky. And you're like come on you could have walked around it. Yeah she throws flower and nothing happens right? And then it starts walking towards her. Yeah yeah yeah which I really liked. like then like her kitchen explodes where like all the cabinets fly open and it's just fallen out of them so she runs out of the kitchen and she's like waiting outside of the kitchen

looking in and we hear thud thud thud thud and white footprints are coming at her. Barefeet. Yeah. Yeah. Killer and barefeet is scary. I don't know why it's so much like scarier than them wearing shoes. Yeah. Yeah, you can't wear any clothes your shoes when you're invisible. You can see them. Oh yeah legit. I did see the invisible man. It was the last movie I saw before pandemic. Oh the new one? Yeah. How was it? Honestly, I really enjoyed it. Okay. But I have such, since I see so few movies in the theaters now, I'm like, look at this. It's incredible. A talkie. No I really really. No. I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the now. I'm like, look at this, it's incredible. A talkie. No, I really enjoyed it. The train almost hit me. Yeah.

It seemed like it was going to be an allegory for sexual violence. And I was like, do I want that right now? I mean, it's, she's definitely being domestically abused. But it's, I thought it was good. Oh, yeah. It's not like treating it lightly. Okay. You know, It's not comedic domestic abuse. Well there was that Kevin Bacon movie with him and oh fuck I can't remember the name of the love interest in the karate kid. Why can't I think of her name? Elizabeth Shoe? Thank you. I was like Emma?

Nope. Jemma? Nope. And like he immediately just becomes like the invisible, the invisible sexual assaultor. What? Yeah, it's bad. What is that movie? I can't remember what it's called? But it's like a Kevin Bacon, Invisible Man movie. I don't know what it's so weird. Yeah, I mean I couldn't even pull Emma Shoe. I'm a girl I'm a shoo. I'm a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Yeah, Emma Shoe. Emma Shoe. I'm a girl, I'm a shoe. As we see, just after Caroline finishes bashing her head into the camera and cuts out, or no, she doesn't, it goes back to her zoom, her zoom background. Yeah. Teddy pops back in.

It's like, oh, you're the mar marionette float into camera view. Which is funny. You're like, oh, Teddy, this is why you keep getting invited. But then you're also like, Teddy, you do the shit at the wrong time. You need to fucking read the room, Teddy. Because Emma is crying under a sheet right now. Yeah. Yeah, she is. I mean, even if nothing else, even if you like, and Redina's screen, the screen, th screen, the screen, th screen, the screen, th, th, th, the screen, th, th, th, the screen, th, th, thine, the thine, thine, thine, th, th, the th, the th.

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Oh, man, I don't even think about that. Oh, the old truffle. Oh, tr is going to go down. Wow. Is this demon just going to take out all of London? I guess. I guess if you do his say-ons via Zoom. But so Teddy goes outside and sees Ginny suspended above the pool and being choked and then just dropped in the water. Teddy runs away from her. Yes he does. Teddy does not dive in the pool. I don't think Teddy and Ginny are really in love love. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. And. He's. So. t. So. t. t. t. t. I. t. I. t. I. t. I. I. t. does not dive in the pool. I don't think Teddy and Jenny are really in love. Nobody's just there for the pool. Probably the free food. Yeah. Yeah.

And all the booze. There was a lot of booze. Yeah. Yep. At this point, the thing pops up guess Haley shilled out for the professional version. But no, 40 minute call. Sick Zoom burn. Yeah.

You don't want to pay $16.64 a month? Uh-huh. Is that how much a Zoom is? Yeah, but I'm using it as a business expense, because I'm using it for work. Smart. Smart. So Teddy. Teddy's running and he goes into the barn and the music box is in the barn playing. Which is exactly like Happy Death Day. I feel like we are stuck in a cycle of very, very, very similar movies. For sure.

Yeah, we need to break out of it next week. And don't worry, we are. We're a gunna. I really like the whole, like him, I can't remember why he gets knocked down. There's a face, he sees a face, a scary face and he falls down. Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, there's like a demon man that's like, ah, right? I did not think that was great. No, no, no, not a fan of that demon man for sure. That was definitely like too much, like pull back a little bit, pull back.

Better that we don't see it. Exactly. But he falls down and then he had had his zipo out, like lighting his way because his flashlight exploded. Oh right, he gets knocked out. And he gets knocked out. And then you just see a flame creeping up him. And you're like, oh fuck, Teddy's gonna burn to death, that's brutal. But then, even worse, he wakes up. He wakes up. I'm screaming. I really like this. I really like this. Because I thought the special effect was great. Yeah. And because the zoom quality is just shitty enough that you can get away with lighting them on fire and it looks fine.

But it was good. It's terrifying. It's terrifying. There's such a like powerlessness to this movie where you're like watching these things happen and you can't do anything about them, which which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which, which th you th you th you th th th th th th th th th th the, and you the, and you can't do the, and you can't do the, and you can't do the, the the the the, and you can't do theate the, and you can't the, and you can't the, and you can't the, and you can't the, and you can't the, and you can't the, and you can't allegory for the pandemic. Uh-huh. Because we're all powerless in our futile efforts to... Anyway, Teddy's dead. Teddy's dead.

Anyway, Teddy's dead. And Emma's bugging out even more because she just watched this whole thing go down. Yes. And then she turns in her room and picks up her blanket that she's been hiding under and throws it. And then tun-dun-dun-duh. It lands on somebody. It lands on a person. I love that and that scared me. Yeah. I love that a lot. And then she gets chucked out the ground. And it's just like with her bunny slipper just like precariously in the air. That was real flooding. Yeah. So we've got Jemma running over to Haley's.

Yes, to see what's going on. I love how angrily she put on her mask to deal with this. She was like, I fucking gotta go out. I like those little nods to like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th. th. That, th. That, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. th. elbow bump. Yeah, the elbow bump. They like kind of smirk about it, like all your friends are dead. Well they obviously clearly the fault of the two of you. For sure. Yeah. They obviously wanted to hug. There was like the moment where they moved towards each other and I'm like, elbow bomb. It's so funny because like literally all of your friends are being murdered by a demon like risk. Like risk this one having. Hug it out. I also love that she's like, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, break the window going to the house. Yeah, well because at that point Haley had been dragged out of frame and so she doesn't

know if she's dead or alive. Right, drug out, door slammed, whole nine yards. We assume she's dead. Of course. She's not. She's not. . we are getting the countdown. We've got like two minutes left on the countdown. It is so tense with that countdown clock because you know what you know that something's gonna happen and when it gets to one. You know it and you're just

watching it go down anyway. And this is the like this is the longest they take to drag something out in this movie. Yes. Walking down the hallway like hitting the Polaroid flash going off. Just fucking run run. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho th. th. tho the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. the the tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. the. the. the. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. walking down the hallway, like hitting the Polaroid, flash going off, flash going off. Just fucking run. And then, five seconds left on the clock. It's counting down. And you get to like three, two, blah, blah. You get this jump scare of this guy jumping into frame. Looks terrible.

It looks terrible, jumped out of my fucking skin. I knew it was coming. I was like it's going to jump at me. It's gonna jump at me. It's gonna jump in me. It's gonna jump in me. It reminded me there was like this genre of quick time videos back in the early 2000s that would be like car drives into a tunnel but doesn't come out the other side and like well where's the car where's the car? He's he's a zombie man! I remember those I liked those a lot. And that's what this reminded me of. Yeah. What's going on here? What's going on here? And even after you'd seen that zombie today took this afternoon off from work and when I watched this movie and when it ended, I had this like, just like visceral reaction of like, I need to get the fuck out of my house right now. And I like, I literally just put on my running clothes and ran.

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Yeah. There's part of me that wants to say this is way better than it should be. Yeah. But it's just a fucking fun movie. Yeah. And it's like, it's got mad hype right now, like it's showing up everywhere and it was like, oh, it's scary's movie ever seen, not at all. No. But fun. Very fun.

Very tense. Yeah. And very reactive. I feel like I really had a reaction to this film. For sure. And I agree with you. I don't know that that that that that that that that that. I don't that. I don't that. I don't that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Oh, tha. Oh, tha. Ohthat this movie lands the same 10 years from now. Oh it's not going to, but it doesn't matter because it is right now. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, so I'm gonna give this movie a 9. Dope? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna give this thi. Yeah, what do you think? Yeah. I think that this is the highest rating we've ever had for a movie on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh really, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, to, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I I I I I I, I I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, to that, to to to to to to to to tho. tho, thi, cinema. Miki Zach. No, I loved it. I could find no fault with this film. I'm moving it a 10, especially because it's 55 minutes or 56 minutes long.

Like, it was, I mean, you can tell a compelling story in under two and a half hours. Who would have fucking thought? With like, there's character development, there's you get to know them, you know, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I their, I, I, I their, I, I, I their, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.there's you get to know them, you know, like it doesn't have to be, everything doesn't have to be an epic adventure. No, no, no, it's true. I really appreciate making it short and sweet. I really do. Yeah, I mean I think like horror works best literary in the short story format. Yeah, fella, yeah, and so this like being the like short story format but not in the format of like a series of vignets th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the theeeeeeea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. the being the like short story format but not in the format of like like a like series of vignettes right just go one fifty five minute little guy here and go it's great you could talk about it on your podcast for almost as long as the movie that's really good a lot of diverts a lot of

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