Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 298- Jawbreaker (1999)

Episode Date: September 14, 2020

In this week's episode, we're discussing a movie in Katie's wheelhouse that is decidedly not a horror movie, Shudder be damned. It's the 1999 teen film about the horrors of...popularity? It's "Jawbreaker." Special topics for your consideration include: the sadness of rewatching a movie of your youth and realizing it's actually not great at all, Tawny Kitaen and how to learn more about her, how the minds of popular kids actually work, the patron saints of this podcast (ex: Judy Greer) and a shocking dearth of references to the band Jawbreaker.  Want more Judy Greer? Check out Episode 169- "The Village." More Rose McGowan? Episode 44- "Scream." Rebecca Gayheart? Episode 221- "Urban Legend." Carol Kane?! Episode 30- "Office Killer."  Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you. And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Alan, Katie, may I set a scene for you? Please. Imagine that you look down in your hand. And there's a crunch bar. Okay. the blue, white, red wrapper. You're like, fuck, yeah, crunch bar. And then you realize like you haven't eaten since this morning.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Welcome to My World. Oh. Because that's how I feel right now about this movie. Really? Yes. Oh, no. Want to tell them what we're doing? Uh, jawbreaker?

Aren't we? From 1999? Oh, I thought you were literally asking me which movie you talked to the today. I'm just, I'm, I'm shook. Are you? Are you? You love this movie? I thought I did.

Mmm. Then I watched it as a 36-year-old woman and was like, wait. Ah, oh I feel a load coming off of me that I'm not going to be crushing any teen dreams. Um, I'm not the teen dream. Liz is the teen dream. I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Jawbreaker. On shudder, inappropriately so. I was like, okay, well, no, no, they're not going to go in a spree. I thought they were going to go on a spree, maybe. No one else dies. No one else time. Why is this on shutter? The only gruesome scene takes place, well that's not true. The only death gruesome scene takes place before the opening credits. And that's it's true. And that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. the thoooo. they're the only thoooome they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. their. their. their their their their the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. I's the the. thea. the. they're they're they're theyue. It's true. And that is rather gruesome. Oh yeah. Although in my memory of it it was much more gruesome than it actually was. Yeah. But that, what's happening? Suddenly a loud one right? It just got here. We were a special guest of the

podcast and they were loud ass cricket. It's because the sun went down enough. Yeah. They were like, hey! Hey! Time to clock in. Loud-ass cricket. It's because the sun went down enough. Yeah. They were like, hey! Time to clock in. Gotta do it a good night's work. It's a living. Oh, jawbreaker.

So you picked this. I did. Because I was like, that's going to be a Katie movie. Kady gonna love that movie. And I said to you, I'm not sure that it's a horror movie and you said, it's on Shutter, so here we are, people. Shutter, give us a call, tell us what's up at this movie. Right. There are some good things to it. Sure. Oh yeah, yeah. You know, I think one of two patron saints of Whirlaf Ambulance. For sure. There's a lot of a horror movie crossover with this. Rebecca Gayhart. Sure. Urban Legend. Great film, great film. A surprisingly good film. A horror movie. For sure. Julie Benz. She is in Buffy. She the vampire show. Okay, the TV show.

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Of course Pam Greer. What is Pam Greer doing these days? I don't know. What don't I see more Pam Greer? I don't, she should be in everything. She's fantastic. Although calling her detective Vera Cruz is a weird look, don't you think? There's a lot of first-past names in this movie. Yeah, yeah, all of them actually. And an upsettingly short cameo from PJ Souls. Where was PJ Souls? She's Liz Per's mom.

So you just see her walk in the house. I miss that entirely. Yeah, yeah. She is, her husband is William Kat from House. Oh, that fucking guy. That fucking guy. The guy with the super scoop neck. Or was it a super deep, the, I can't remember? It was a, it was like, it was a, you should have had another shirt on sweater.

Yeah, yeah, all right. It was like just wearing the vest from your tuxito. That's such a good look though, like your uncle Jesse or something. My first notice I'm very excited about this movie. Fuck, I'm sorry you got that feeling. Because it didn't pan out for you. Well, just watched recently for the first time, can't hardly wait. Uh-huh.

And... Holds up. It does? Oh my god. Oh my god. When did Kid Rock? When did Kid Rock? kid rock move to your neighborhood. Dumb, giggity, don't gong. I was like adult rock.

Oh my god. That's him blazing best the people on the scoobies. Oh, you're right. They're so nervous those people. Wow. What a world we've witnessed from up here. From perch to top for our recording studio on the lawn. High atop. So having just watched Can't Hardly Wait and then we watched Go recently, which I'd never seen before. Go. I don't know that I've ever seen Go. It's a mid to late 90s,

also vibe movie with like a young Timothy Oliphant. I love him. I do. Yeah. He's a drug dealer and there's lots of drugs and hip soundtracks. Cool. So not unlike this movie except for the drugs but a lot of hip soundtracks. Do you love the Donnas though? Oh yeah I got mad stoked on the Donna showed up at the end. I love that they give them two songs. I love that the Donnas get part of a set. What are they doing? I love they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still they're still still they're still they're still they're still they're still they're still they're still still still still still they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their th th th tho. I tho. I tho. I're tho. I tho tho the the the tho the tho the the the tho their their their they give them two songs. I love that the Donnas get part of a set. What are they doing? I love the Donas. I'm sure they're still playing somewhere. Yeah.

They do a sick cover, Breaking the Law by Judas Priest. Yes, I have heard it and it is dope. Also this movie, the 13 at the Civic Arena. It was like my first real concert. Nice. And I was like, someday I'm going to be in a band. Nailed it, did it? Yeah.

Successful band? I don't know that Verrucassault would be particularly proud of the Maxipads, but like... I think you did great. You get what you get what you get what you get what you get in his life. You never wrote your seather, but you, uh... No, I didn't. No, I didn't. Uh, so, should we talk about this movie? For sure.

Yeah, this harbor. I didn't know we could just cut to the end. So we've got the flawless four. Right. You got Marcy. Yes. Foxy. Yes. She's basically just the God what's that Lacey Chaubert character from Mean Girls. She's just the follower. Yeah this is this movie is very mean girls slash Heather's slash. It's simply of an ilk. Yeah. Remember that horror movie we did with Lacey Sabaer though? We're the scarecrow?

The one who thought might be the scarecrow movie that you had seen? It wasn't. It was so bad. That was a mistake. Horror movie though. Yeah. So you've got the leader, Courtney. You've got... Rosemagown and her tets. Oh yeah. She looks marvelous in this movie. All the way. All of them look great. Yeah. Is that a real tattoo? That pin-up girl on her back? I hope so. Oh God, I do too. I don't want that to be a been faked.

I kind of do because I don't want to think about her having it now. But, okay. But of that era, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that naked. Yeah, pretty nakey. Yeah. I mean, she just had on a see-through dress and a thong, if I remember correctly. I think you remember correctly. Oh no, I remember correctly. Yeah. I don't know why I had to feel like I had to verify that for you.

Rebecca Gahard is Julie. Yeah. And then Liz Per rounds out the flawless four. She's a nobody, I don't think. I don't think she was in much of anything else. But she looks very much of this time as well. Like she could have been a Selma Blair. For sure, she is very Selma Blair. She's very beautiful and has zero lines.

Other than I guess the one that's recorded on her greeting card. So truly these are some shit-ass shit. Oh the worst, the worst of the worst. They, the three of our, three of the four, kidnap Liz on her birthday. Uh-huh. Drag her from her bed. Uh-huh. Shove a giant jawbreaker in her mouth, which would be the most uncomfortable thing on earth. Ductape her mouth and toss her in the trunk and drive to a diner. When they th. th. th. th th th the th. their their th. their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the. the. the the' theck. the their theck. theck. theck. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. theauuuuu theau theau theau theau theau thea. the. diner. Uh-huh. When they get to the diner, they pop the trunk, and Liz is dead. And shockingly to no one, this woman is dead. They seem shocked. The teens seem shogged. But there is like a good gag of like her having this huge jaw breaker in her throat. It looks pretty cool and you're like, thi thi th, let's do this. It's gross, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah, doesn't give a fuck about anybody. She's got that face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That face that like when she doesn't give a fuck about you, you're like, well maybe you, maybe you will later. Why don't I hang out and see if you'll give a fuck about me later? Yeah. I agree. Perfect for a mean girl. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. But also the fact that all of the women who are in the, the flawless four are like 26, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe, th th th th th th th th th you you you you you you you you you you you you, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. Well, th. th. th. Well, thi. Well, thi. Well, thi. Well, maybe, maybe, thi. Well, th. Well, thi. Well, th. Well, thi, th. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, th. Maybe, the flawless four are like 26, 28. Rebecca Gahart is fucking 30 in this movie. Yeah, I mean it shows. Oh, for sure. She's clearly not a high school student. When her mom comes out to hug her, I was like, how the fuck old is your mom?

They're the same age. Yes. Yeah, she is just. I mean, she looks, she's beautiful. I'm notthe same age. Yes. Yeah, she is just. I mean, she looks, she's beautiful. I'm not insulting her age. No, not at all. The difference between 16 and 30 is a double. That wouldn't be like me playing 22. Yeah, it wouldn't, it wouldn't.

I would buy that. And I'm 18. Is Rose McGowan in her 20s in this also? Yeah she's like 24 25. Oh my god, so she should have been better by now. What you're saying? What I was saying is we're trying to imply with Doom Generation is that she was. I don't believe. I don't think I've ever seen her be good in anything. I know people like charmed or whatever. Sure. I thought she was good in fear but that's the other that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. thi thi that's like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee theee the the thi thi thi thi good in, no that's Alyssa Milano. I thought she was good in fear, but that's the other one. I thought she was great and who's the boss?

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Yes, thank you. I only remembered that because of the scene in Mallrats when the guy's looking at the hypno art trying to figure out what it is. And he just turns to her and goes, Brenda? It's really funny. A schooner is a sailboat. That's a great film. I haven't seen it in a thousand years. Me either, but I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it's aged perfectly. I'm sure there's nothing problematic in it at all.

I'm sure it's just as good as jawbreaker. No way. Jawbreaker is... I fused up. No, you're not the one who fucked up. I mean, I guess you could have vetoed it. It's the thing of realizing how stupid you were in a previous life, you know? Sure, sure, sure, sure, what you have to do is just double the fuck down on it.

Be like, no way, this movie was fantastic. It's pieces all over again. That's how fights on the internet start. You can't do that that. Sure. Sure. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's th th th th th th th thi thi. That's thi. That's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th thi th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. There are some funny lines in this movie, for sure, especially of the high school film sort of comedy ilk where like Courtney says, Liz is dead. Do you know what that means? And Marcy goes, you're a shoe-in for prom queen? Which is very funny to me. It's also very funny that Courtney has her own marked parking spot in the... Because there are, I mean, an alternate title of this film is cars pulling into the school parking lot. Oh my god. Why, do you think that after they shot the eighth or ninth one of those, they were

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I think they're, oh, they're opening an egg, and one comes out and it's all bloody, and the gotthe-girls, cool, it's all bloody and the goth girl goes cool it's still born and then she stirs it with her long fingernail which is very funny. She ruled. Can I tell you something that I think you probably hated? What's that I have a note about here that I just saw later in the movie? What's that? When that incredibly uncomfortable scene where Rose McGowan is making the duty the popsicle? Yeah. I wrote down here, Alan's gonna hate those boxer shorts. I hated literally everything about that scene. Why was that? I mean I guess the kink in

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And seen. Yeah. Why do I have the note acne mask and corn dogs? That's what the teacher says that they don't understand people who lived in Shakespeare in times? now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now times with now with their acne masks and their corn dogs? Perfect. Pretty funny. So Carol Kane is Miss Sherwood, who is like the principal or some sort of administrator. For sure. And there's also Judy Greer as Fern Mayo as Furn Mayo. First pass. She introduces herself as Fern Mayo as in hold the Mayo Which is bleak

And it's just basically Judy Greer with a long brown banged wig and no makeup on right right yeah and wearing a card again Yeah, and you're like oh yes, I guess you're very ugly then so so so ugly So so ugly So Courtney gets this idea to put the body back in her bed and make it look like she was raped. Yeah that's her great way to get out of this because the teen dream it's their worst nightmare for this to happen to her. I don't understand how she let, like I don't understand how they get from A to B. Like it's like in green room when you were like, well you would just pull into the parking lot and turn around and get ready to fuck back.

Like I can't see how this high school girl would be as incredibly mean as she becomes. Or hold that kind of sway that they would have been like, no, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Right! We go to the hospital now and be like, oh my god, something terrible happened when we did a prank and then we surfed up. Yeah. But if they did that, you wouldn't get the movie. Or even, we found her in bed like this. Anything?

Yeah, because it, oh God, it have the movie. They take her home, hide her, put her in her bedroom and then just split. Yeah, they pull her legs apart to show that she's been raped. Whoa. And there's a lot of jokes about like rigor mortis in the scene. Did you like that? Mm-hmm. Yeah, never? They're great jokes. Good, good,work, because part of their ruse was they called the school as Liz's mom to get her schoolwork to know. How do they think they're going to get away with that? Interestingly, they're like, who has the motherly voice and it's Rose McGowan? I was like, Rebecca Gahart sounds like a 20-year smoker. Let her make the call. She sounds like she's worried about her mortgage. Let her make the call. I got this notice from the IRS. Are these crows feet?

So basically Courtney takes Fern under her wing and gives her a makeover to make her popular. She's going to give her the gift of popularity. Right, right. Were you a popular in high school? I basically was the way I am now, which is to say a class clown that was like well liked enough, but also got picked on sometimes and didn't have a whole lot of close friends. Okay. Yeah. I'm just curious. You may find this hard to believe but I was not a popular in high school. Um, I for one, I'm shocked. And two, we've never talked about this before.

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about it and maintain a level of popularity. To use it as a currency. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And weaponize it when they need to. And say things like, we've never formally met what with the crude politics of high school and all. That was pretty great. That's a good line. It really was. So one thing about this movie is I feel like it did not know what tone it wanted. Totally. So there's like points where like these hot women will walk by a group of men and one of them will go Aga, Aga, Aga, Aga, Gug, and you're like, okay, and that sound happens in the movie, and like like, later somebody does something and goes, oh boy, yep. And you're just like, oh, okay, it's a sound effect movie.

It's a funny, okay, no,this weird makeover montage that's like a mix of Edward Scissorhands, Twin Peaks, Greece, and the November rain video? And you're just like, but why? But why? I feel like referencing the November rain video in this movie makes a lot of sense. You think? One, I love the November rain video. I think I should have won an Oscar. Two, it's overwrought and doesn't make any fucking sense. Three, what does it make sense about November rain? Makes perfect sense to me, except when that guy jumps through the wedding cake, I don't know why he does that. It's just raining. One slouched through the guitar off the mountain. Because he's th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thin, the, thrown, throwns, thrown, the, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu. Two, thu. Two, tho, tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the, the the, the, the, the, the, thu. theeeeeeeean, thu. thu. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe, at the end is Axel Rose painted green like the incredible Hulk and shaking in a cave? That's a good question. I don't, I can't answer that one. I don't

know. Can you even fathom how many millions of dollars were spent on that video? Oh my god. Just like what the cocaine budget alone would have been? Oh my god. Oh, what's her name? Who is the woman? Stephanie Seymour? Yes! I thought, man, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a the the the the that's a that's a the the the that's a that's a the the that's a the that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho-s?o-upe? I? I? I's tho? I' tho? tho? tho? tho? tho? tho? th Stephanie... Oh man. Stephanie Seymour? Yes. I thought man that's the dopeest wedding dress ever. Yes. It's like cut to a mini in the front has a long train in the back. And that scene where she's in the casket and it's a mirror to like make it it look like the other half of her time. Very creepy. More of a horror movie than Jawbreaker. Genuinely, yes. But yes, why put that in the middle of this film? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, again, tonally they could not figure out what direction they were going in. And there are a lot of shots in this movie that are from the Dutch angle, which I've learned as it's called, which is like sort of shot from underneath at an angle, so everything

looks kind of like Black Hole Sun video. But I don't know why. I don't know why. So, like, there are a lot of shots that are that way, and there are a lot of shots that way and there seems to be no differentiating between the two. It's the the rotating hallway and lepricon. Right. Why is this happening right now? It just is. And Starwipe. Starwipe. So we get a lot of rules from the from the mean girls. Yeah. Sorry the flawless four. Uh-huh. You don't eat lunch at lunch at lunch. Man I realize no as an adult how much that speech affected me as a teenager? Oh really? Yeah. You didn't eat lunch at lunch? th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And the th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the th. And th. And th. And the the th. And th. And th. And th. And the the the th. And the the the the the th. And th. And the th. And the th. And thi. And thi. And the to. And the the tooooooooooooo. And the too. And the too. And the. And the. And the that speech affected me as a teenager. Oh really?

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Oh man, that is messed up. But I do love the, she's like we're not the anorex, we're not anorexic, that's safe for the Karen Carpenter table and then just moves I'm saying. There's a 60s vibe about this that doesn't make any sense. Even like in the makeover scene, the grease aspect of it, like it's clearly a reference to the beauty school dropout scene. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't understand why. I think they were like, we're going to do. It's gonna be heather, sish, and I'm probably just gonna reference

a lot of other things because I don't really wanna write this myself. Fair, that makes sense. But yeah, I was like Karen, what? Karen Carpenter Table? Karen Carpenter Table. Sick, anorexia joke. I thought the fact that they were moving slowly was actually very funny. Insensitive, yes.

For sure. For sure. Yes. Would you like to hear my fat guy thought about we don't eat lunch during lunch? What about on Cheese Steak Day? Cheese the Day? I went on Cheese Steak Day. Aw.

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That's a line in this movie. And I liked it. So here we meet Detective Vera Cruz. Yeah, she's on the case. She's asking questions of our, uh, of our protagonists here. And slamming a jawbreaker into a metal table? A jawbreaker that is presumably evidence taken under the throat of a murdered child? Or did she just like go down to Grandpa Joe's candy stand and buy a big jawbreaker with which

to menace them? All I can ever think about when I see those jawbreakers is a friend of mine who had a bad candy addiction. And... You mean like a legit candy addiction? Oh, bleh! Did he ever spawn a TV for candy? No. But he would just like eat candy until it was all gone.

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and they're just like, fucking those little pumpkin candy corns are like, eat me. Your stomach doesn't hurt from drinking white claws yet. She went out the way she wanted to, eating candy corn, basically all my teeth just cracked and fell out of my head and then I immediately went into a diabetic coma and was dead. But you know what? It felt good on the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pam Greer, criminally underused in this movie. Yes. I hope she got a good paycheck from it. I would assume so.

This was kind of like the peak of Pam Greer was in the 70s when she was the star of black exploitation films like Foxy Brown and Coffee. Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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So, when I found that out, I lost my fucking mind. When is that from? Uh, like 82 or 83. Oh, okay. Cool. She's the dust witch. Yeah, but she, her only role is to come in, yell at these girls, throw jawbreakers at them.

After she slams it on the table. She slams it on the table and then it cuts to like kids on a playground all licking jawbreakers and then there's one like giant jawbreaker spinning and all the kids have their tongues out which is a really funny scene but it's also just very like 90s film or something. Sure oh yeah yeah yeah like this is filmmaking right you know what I mean? This is like the the Lemonheads video where they got kind of serious. Yes. th like th like the th. the th. th. Yes. the th. Yes. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the th. S the the th. S th. S th. S th. S th. S th. S th. S th. S th. S the. S theee. theeeeee. theeeeeeeeeee. theee. the. the. the. th. the th. th. mean? This is like the the Lemonheads video where they got kind of serious. Yes, exactly. This isn't Mrs. Robinson. This is a little bit more serious. This is my drug buddy or something. Ah. But like and all the the girls will call them who are responding to her are just like, no, we didn't do it, no. Well, Julie seems kind of nervous. Sure.

But Courtney is just being so confident. And that's what we're meant to take from it. And Foxy is just stupid. Just dumb as the day is long. I kind of wish I could be dumb as the day as long. Sure, oh God, it's got to be great. Just dumb as the day is long. I kind of wish I could be dumb as the day as long. Sure. Oh God, it's got to be great. She's like she's having a super fun time.

Yeah, yeah. Meanwhile, they're they're transforming Fern into Violet, the new student, which is insane that like Judy Greer is fucking feet tall. I don't know if she shrunk, I don't know what happened, but Judy Greer's seven fucking feet tall. I think it's because everyone she's acting with is five feet tall. Is that true Rebecca Gahart seems like a giant too? In some of these scenes she looks like

she's stretched herself for an Instagram photo, but she's walking and it's 99. Well, I know that Rose McGowan is tiny. Yeah. I mean she fit through that dog to her. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the's the' the' that that throwne' the' the' thu- she's thu- she's thu- she's thu- she's thu- she's thu- she's thu- she's thu- she's thuie. She's thuie. She's th. She's thuuui. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's thr-she's throwneeat thrown thr-she's thr-she's too. She's tooeeau-she's thr-she's thr-she's thu-she's sea' to her in a... Almost. It's true. But I like this conceit that like Violet just shows up and Fern goes missing and she's seven feet tall and she appears to be going to classes. So like how are the teachers not just like, wait? What? Is this just an indictment of education in the 90s? I mean, the fact that no one remembers her. No one remembers her. Which is totally...

Except for the nurse. School nurse knows who she is. That's true. But otherwise, like, a teacher's going to remember Fern Mayo. For sure. Fern Mayo is memorable. Yeah. Yeah. Violet. Then she gets the lead in the high school play. Because somehow she is able to just change her mind from being like a real loner to being

like in a week maybe, two weeks? What is the time span of this film? I mean, if you're popular, the confidence that comes along with it, let me tell it from experience. The confidence that comes along with being popular, You're gonna go, when your abusive friend signed you up for the school play because it'll be funny, you're gonna go and give it 100% 110% because you're popular.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, and you're gonna make fun of everybody else who's already doing the play, but they're gonna take it because you're popular. I wish that we could drop in the not-a-surf song right here. Sure. God what a great song. Is Popular still a thing? I feel like popularity is a thing that went out in the 90s. I feel like we owned popular. Now it's over. I think you're just an influencer now. Oh fuck. Yeah. Yeah. I've got my own car. I'm an influencer. I'm an influencer. I've got a sponsorship from Fendi. I'm an influencer. I'm an influencer. Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper!

God, that's a great song. Sure, sure. It's a great record. She part. No, I wish. We're outside. We're outside. I don't know. So, meanwhile, there's this like, sea plot of Julie falling in love with Zach of the school

play. Fuck. He's a very good high school boy, I think. I think he's really hanging his hat on being a high school boy. Having that Kirk Cobain haircut and those bowling shirts. Like at one point she walks into a room and he's just been sitting and staring at the floor. And I thought, is this what people did before they had cell phones?

He's just sitting and staring at the floor. That's so 90s. Well, like, bunko stone temple by the play is place. But also, like, how many boys watch watch watch watch watch boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys??? many boys watch this movie and like well I just have to offer girls rides home and then I'll get a girlfriend? I hope it worked I hope it worked for them. When I saw you waiting for the bus I knew you were alone just like me. See that's very high school I'll take that. I'll take that all their their romance. Not at all. But also why would we care about their romance? their. Not a lick. A number of scenes devoted to their romance that I care not a wit for. Oh, they go to the drive-in theater that's defunct.

And they just sit there and think thoughts and the make out. That also seems very 90s. It does. Going to someplace that's abandoned and making. on like a billboard and looking at it or something. Yeah. Oh, there is a great bit of dialogue where somebody says time doesn't erase things, people erase things. Yeah. Did you like that? I did.

I like that piece of dialogue. A little tasty piece of dialogue. Delivered by patron saint of where the movie. So like, but then also inner splice through all of this are just like dream sequences, which are literally just the first half of the movie. For sure. Like, is it just like, well, now you're caught up, you know? Again? Why? Why are they doing that? Again, I don't think they want it to write this movie? No. And just like, Courtney must have no parental oversight? No, none at all. Because she just goes out in like a leather look? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

To a bar on a school night. Yeah. Picks up Marilyn Manson with a fake mustache. In my mind, he looked a lot grosser than he did in this movie. Yeah, I know. Because I saw me and I was like, you're not looking so bad, Marilyn Manson. Yeah, I mean, he's not bad looking dude when he doesn't have like the weird fake eye in and all that chance. Yeah. Da da da da da da da da da. Apparently they're sex scene because there's a, he has no dialogue, but there's a sex scene, but there's a sex scene where we see that they've, that Courtney has shoved her friend's dead body under the bed and is having sex with Marilyn Manson. He's making a lot of porn faces.

He really is. He's licking his lips a lot, which I cannot stand to see a person do. Are you LL Cool Jay? Don't lick those lips. Don't fucking lick your lips if you're not. All right, genuine? You get a pass, you're fine. But, uh, so apparently that sex scene was much longer and much more in depth, shall we say? And they had to cut it to get down from MC17. Because these two were dating at the time. So I'm sure they're like, well, let's just fucking film. Yeah. Do they marry at one point? I believe they may have married. Oh, I don't know.

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Do you like Violet's sports car with a bitch license plate? Not as much as I like her bitch tank top she's wearing later. Do you like Violet's sports car with a bitch license plate? Not as much as I like her bitch tank top she's wearing later. And Courtney calls her a bitch in that scene and I was like, yes, I know she has the shirt on. Do you like when Julie confesses everything that happens to her new love of her life boyfriend you offer me a ride home? Did she just met like this week?

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I was 15. Don't fucking laugh at me like that. You should see the face he just made at me. I'm judging 15 year old Katie. Yeah, well, she wasn't very smart. I was a bag of hammers at 15, so I'm sure you were doing great. You were in extra classes. Shut up! Stop talking about it. Don't tell them.

Embarrassing me. Mom! So, she realizes she had this card that can, you can record on it. And rather than getting a handheld tape recorder, she decides to record Courtney confessing to the murder. You have this all twisted. Do I? Yes, because it happens accidentally. She had, the card had previously said,

what are you doing to me? And it was Liz's voice, and Rebecca Gahard kept playing it over and over. And then while they were having the fight in that room, she must have accidentally recorded it. So when Liz's mom brought over the box full of stuff for her, she found the card opened it, and then she realized it had picked up Courtney's confession very conveniently. This would probably be a good point for me to point out that I kind of stopped paying attention at various points during the movie. I can see that. Because I just keep going, this is what th and th. This is what th. This is what th. This is what th. th. th. th. the the th. the thi, the the the thi, the the the the the th. This is the th. This is the the th. This is the th. This is thi, thi, the the th. This is the th. This is the the th. This is, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh, the th. This is th. This is th. This is thi, the. I, the. the. the. the. the. the. thean. thou. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. their, the th during the movie. I can see that. Because I just keep going, well this is what I thought it was going to be. I know. It was exactly what I thought it was going to be, because I've seen it a Brazilian times. So they've got

this card that's got the murder that was accidentally recorded, the confession. So their plan is for Zach to hotwire it to the PA system in between Donna's sets? Dude can solder. To have some sort of shitty homage to Carrie slash Prom-Night 2. Correct. You who, Mary Lou? I then know Zach gonna hack the sound system? He does. He does. He does. Oh. So they show up at prom to do this. Yeah. I loveto hack the sound system? He does. He does. He does.

So, they show up at prom to do this. Yeah. I love that the Goth girl is having a really nice time at prom. She's in the back when I'm a lot of shots just dancing and like having a time. I also like the girl with a in the movie was just to show up and kind of yell, just to talk in like an above average volume of voice. I was really bummed when the balloons were bouncing around and one hit her in the spiky hair and it didn't pop and I was like, spiky hair, what are you doing? Can you talk about how excited I got about those balloons?

First of all balloons? First of all balloon. once in my life. Sure. But there were balloons inside of balloons. Did you notice that? How the fuck do you do that? They were pregnant with other balloons. That's so cool. That's so cool. My life is really, really small right now. Our next live show is going to end in balloons. We're in Hawaii doing our second live show. Dr. Brett, I haven't gotten any itineraries for me yet, Dr. Brett, I haven't gotten any itineraries from you yet, so. All right, so he's the thing to the PA, I guess. The Donna stopped playing, which is unfortunate. They should have kept going. Also, it occurs to me that he need not have done that if he could have just gotten a microphone plugged into that PA.

What now? Because the Donna's had some that they didn't use for backing vocals and it made me really happy. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, well, we're not going to be on here for long. It's fine. But they are. They are on there for a really long time. Like, I feel like someone in the Donnas was cousins with someone who made this movie.

Well, they were at peak Donnas at this point in time, I believe. For sure, but the amount of screen time that they're getting is insane. They were the only band that agreed to it. Maybe. This felt very Buffy the Vampire Slayer because they would always have like, Chibomato playing at the local like dance club. Cool. So, to the Donna's show up. to anyone, Courtney is aed queen. However, there's a lot of suspense before they announce her name.

Long pauses. Yeah, her hair looks exquisitely stupid also. The shoelace wrapped around it? Why? She looks like a shit-ass next generation extra. Like you go down to a plan and you're like, oh, instead of having forehead ridges, all of these people tie their shoelaces around their heads. Oh, and they played the recording over the PA system and then everyone's mad at her.

Yeah. That's everyone's reaction to it. I like that your spiky-haired girl screams, that bitch! It's in slow mo, which is very funny. And the one dude, it just gets real close to the camera and goes, fuck you! And then it that's Rebecca Gahart and she's mouthing, eat shit. That was great. That was the highlight of the film. I imagined myself in some sort of power move,

someday mouthing eat shit to someone, and thenthen I thought it's not something you can really mouth. No. Did you see what I just did there? Could you tell what I was saying? Cheese shit? You have to go to the bathroom? Yeah. And they're all throwing their corsages at her. That's funny. It's funny. I also like that that photo ends up in the yearbook at the end of the film. You know, the murderer. Yeah, being pelted with corsages after being outed as a murderer. This whole scene reminded me of a website that I wanted to start called Slowmo Crowdshots. Which was just going to be like people in the crowd doing dumb or embarrassing things and just putting it in super slowmo. Sure. I never got around to it. Well, there's still time. We still have that angel fire sight.

That's true. Slomo crowdshots.com. Submit yours here. And that's jawbreaker. Katie. they-hawake. Kady. Kady.

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I mean. Like right now the song Everybody Hurts is playing in my head, because I hate to have things, you know, nostalgia is such a toxic influence isn't it? For sure. A toxic emotion that you like hmm. You might want to hold on to all those thoughts until next week's movie. Do you want to tell them what we're doing next week? Oh why don't we give some shout-outs to our friends who are Patriot. That's a good idea so that people have to listen to to their their their their their to their their their their their to their their their their their their their their their their to their. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toxic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. to. to. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. their. I. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Patrioners? That's a good idea so that people have to listen to this part to get to find out what we're doing next week. Yeah, you're smart. Shout up them Patrones. All right, so I'd like to thank a couple patrons. If you have not heard from me or heard back from me, you will I tell everyone about everything in my life, I'll get to it. Sure. I think we have to instate something called a pandemic pause. Yeah. We just like give everyone a chance to have a pandemic pause. Yeah. But in the meantime, let's say some patroans. I love it. William from Seattle, thank you.

William does short movie review blurbs on letterbox, Twitter and Instagram as Wicca-BURr. That'sR-R- go check out William from Seattle's work. Long-time supporter of the podcast, thank you, William. Oh, this one has us role-playing a bit. Okay. Okay, so I'm gonna say my line and then you're gonna read the thing I just sent you, and I want you to mimic the voice that I'm doing, okay? Okay. Ready? the the hi? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I, I I I I I I I I I'm! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm th! I'm to I'm to to say, I'm to say to say to say I'm to say I'm to say I'm to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to to to th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi thi-I-I-I-I-I-a-a-s-a-s-s-a-s-s-s-a-s-s-s-see-s-shi-s-see-see-s-see-s. I'm the thing I just sent you and I want you to mimic the voice that I'm doing, okay? Ready? High ground. They'll be devil to pay. Thank you so much, Hedges from Ottawa. He wanted one of us to say hi ground and the other to say, there'll be devil to pay.

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Yeah. Uh, watch it. Or don't. It's fine if you don't. Yeah. Or do you. I don't think there's any possible way we'll be able to spoil this movie. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm going to spoil it. Oh, I'm going to ruin it, yeah. Well, we can ruin it for sure. I mean, that's the plan. So come back next week, we're going to talk about I'm thinking of ending things. Netflix. When are we going to get that Netflix money? I don't know. I don't know. I figured we'll have to get that shutter money first, and then we'll get that that that that that that that that that that that that that thinking of ending things on Netflix. And I am not okay with teenage bounty hunters.

Did you watch, have you watched teenage bounty hunters? What? It is so good. What is it? It's a Netflix original television program. Oh, sorry, I'm working my way through Cobra Kai right now. How is that? I heard it's great. I really enjoy teenage bounty hunters, I got to say, I thought it was very charming. I'm 80% sure you're making this show up right now. I do love that Netflix just calls things

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