Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 299- I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)

Episode Date: September 21, 2020

In this week's episode, we get what we deserve for trying to figure out what the internet is talking about with the new Netflix original film "I'm Thinking of Ending Things." Special topics for your consideration include: Jared Leto's poetry Tumblr, that football tv show, another patron saint of Werewolf Ambulance, our inner cynicism and musicals: a deal breaker? Toni Collette, if you're out there? You're the best. Get your fix of Toni with Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw" and Episode 224- "Hereditary." Hey, we have a Patreon AND our first action movie episode is already out! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you. And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Can I read you my first note for this movie? Oh, please. Oh, boy, poetry kind of shit. I feel like that's all I needed to say, honestly. Oh, try. Oh, boy. Poetry kind of shit. I feel like that's all I needed to say, honestly.

For sure. Yeah. Can I read you my first note? Yes, please. Ooh, I too love this wallpaper. Yeah, that's us pretty much in a nutshell, huh? As we know from the Tale of Two Sisters episode, I'm a sucker for a floral wallpaper. You do love wallpaper. And I do hate poetry kind of shit, unfortunately. The poem in this movie is fucking amazing. No it is very good. I

was talking about just the beginning of this movie where she's just being like imagine being so introspective. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. This movie made me realize that I'm probably glad I didn't go to college. Yeah yeah yeah. This movie maybe realized that I'm probably glad I didn't go to college and it'm glad I went to college and it was mostly for the parties. But it like opens on this woman's internal monologue about like, I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend because I'm not excited about meeting his parents. And it's like, my dude! No one is excited about meeting their significant other's parents.

It's never a fun time. Oh my God, it's so weird. What movie are we doing? I'm thinking of ending things. The film. The film. The Netflix original film. Starring Jesse Plemons. That's the boy from Fart Nightlights. From the football show. Yes. In my notes, I could not, in my mind, Palace, pull up Friday night lights, so I just keep calling him the boy from the football show. Because you know I do talk to text, so it's not hard for me. What was the name of his band? On the television show or he had a real band? He had a band on the TV show that was called like crucifaction or something. It was his like thrash metal. to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their thi. their thi. their thi. their thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. the the the boy. the boy. the boy. the boy. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. to to the. to to to thea. to to to to thea. thea. to thea. thi. the. I the. I thi. I the. It was his like thrash metal Christian band. What? It was terrible. On this football show? Yeah, yeah. Did you know watch all five seasons of the show? Oh, I most certainly did not. I love that show. I know. Just like after a while I was like I can't.

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Just chilling. It's good weather for it. It's true. Go for a slow ride. Take it easy. Take it easy. Mea, meow, meow, meow, mow. Oh shit, we should have done that fucking Texas kids movie.

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That's the thing I like. And I would add this to our third patron saint. Absolutely, and I'm sorry I didn't say it last week, because you're totally right about this. Tony, fucking Collette. She's a goddamn treasure. Oh my god. She's, I feel, just, I feel just.

We first meet her and she does that laugh. for a really long time. Just like watching her do something is a pleasure. It's an absolute pleasure. I feel the same way about David Thulis as well. Who's that? That's the dad. Oh, so what do you know him from? He's in a ton of British stuff.

The first thing I ever saw him in was an indie film called Naked Okay, that's a hard watch, don't watch it. But he's in, oh fucking inspector calls, which is the thing I told you to watch on Britbox. I watched the first half of it, I haven't finished it. It's long. It's long. I thought it was a show. I didn't realize it was a movie or something. It's like an hour and a half. And then I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th I th I th I th I th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He's th. He's the the the the th. He's the the the th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's he's th. He's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's in th. He's in th. He's in the th. He's in the th. He's in he's in he's in, he's in he's in, he's wrap up or anything? But he's the, he's the inspector in that. Um, oh my god. Yeah. What did I just see him in? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's in a literal ton of things. There's just something that I was very excited that he was in. Ah, it doesn't matter. The Harry Potter series? No, that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. thi. Yeah. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I did not realize it was the same guy. Yeah, yeah. He's very versatile. He really is. Yeah, he's great. He's got that Gary Oldman thing of like, doesn't really always look the same in every role that he does. Yeah, for sure.

Now when Gary Oldman was, um, Dracula? Uh-huh. I do. Think about the movie all the time? Such a good movie? Gotta reach a bit on the wiener. Uh, yeah. So that's the main cast in this movie. Oh. Oof. And then, so the first, I don't know, this movie is two hours and 15 minutes, I think. Yeah, uh-huh. The first, 20 minutes is just them in the car. Oh my god, having an insuff. the ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins ins the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th- thi- thi- th- thi- thi. I thi- thi- th- th- th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm, thi. I'm thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thithem in the car. Oh my God, having an insufferable conversation. This is like Garden State, if Garden State were two and a half hours long. You know what I mean? It's just like that hipster, intellectualism, trying to one up one another, and also being like lightly manic-pixie. For sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then she does deliver that poem that she claims is her poem, and we later find out it's not her poem. Well, sort of. Sort of, for sure. Can we get to the spoiler of this movie? She doesn't exist. Right. None of it does. Right. Except for the janitor. And the kid from the football show is young him. It's him imagining himself.

That's the theory. Yes. That's my theory. Right. Right. I'm sure there are many theories. Yeah. I was reading a bunch of reviews for this. Okay. Oh man if you want to get into some pomposity, read reviews of this movie. People like it. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's one of those th. It's th. It's th. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's one. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the It's one of those movies that like, I feel like people like to talk about how they think about it. Oh boy, everybody's Jesse Plemons in this one, huh? I did read a thing the other day that compared Jesse Plymonds to Philip Seymour Hoffman. Okay. And I can see that. Like, I think as he gets older, he's coming into that. Not just they. They's they's they's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Everybody's is is is is is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is just is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeee. thee. thea. thea. Everybody's just thee. Everybody's just thee. the thi. the the. the physicality yes but he's one of those people that like okay Jesse Blum is in this yeah watch this it's probably pretty good he's um he is married to another person that we also very much love on this podcast which is your girl and mine curs and dunce yeah yeah because they run that Fargo together and fell in love oh cute you know what else I like about him about Jesse Buckley too is that they're both their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they their they they they they they they their their they they they their they their they they th. they they they they they they th. their they're the. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their their their their their their their their th the tho the tho tho to tho te. te. toge. toge. tho tho tho thoooo to the. tho. they're they Buckley too is that they're both attractive but not conventionally so.

They look like people you would actually know and maybe be friends with and they might be like you're a good looking friend. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Same with Tony Colette too.

I feel like that's a role she's really been kind of thrusted into of like, you're like, thin....., you know? But I feel like in her case, like she's one of those people that if you met her in person, you'd be like, oh my god, she's fucking gorgeous. That's the Uma Thurman effect, too, right? Where people are like, she's so interesting looking, like, no, she's fucking drop dead gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, it's like she evolved further than I did, you know? Right. But, um, but I just, I like when he shows up in stuff now and like, he shows up in Breaking Bad and like, you're like, oh, and, oh, and you're not a nice guy.

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to me as being very into musicals I'd be like we're fundamentally different people. Really? Yeah there's just nothing between us anymore. Wow that's a complete deal breaker. Yeah I think so. I gotta say, I don't like a musical. Is there a musical that you like? I've not really seen many musicals because they're not good. Why are you just breaking out on song? What? You seen the music guy? No, I've not seen the music man.

Oh man. The opening the music man is fucking amazing. Alan, I might have to quit this podcast. I don't think so. Look, this is mostly just judgment. It's not knowledge, it's judgment. And that's where I come from. I'm not a huge fan of musicals. I hate talk singing. Yeah.

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to break up with my imaginary musical loving boyfriend. Basically my point is I'd be thinking of ending things too. For sure. Yeah. And especially like, but they did that thing that like, I feel like every guy does to their partner at some point. And it's very, I feel like it's very much a guy thing of when she's like, well, like Musolini you, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, theto their partner at some point. And it's very, I feel like it's very much a guy thing of when she's like, well like Mussolini got the trains running on time and you go, well actually the fascist weren't the ones who instituted the train schedule that came at before. And I'm like, guys, come on, it's just the saying. Can I tell you my note about that? thinn't. that. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the th. their, their, th. their, their, th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. they. they. they. they. they-a. they-a. they-a. they-a. they-a. they-s. they-a. they-a. they-s. they-a. they-s. train. train. t really not true about Mussolini in the trains? That makes me mad. I've believed that in my whole life. Maybe you needed an over-explainer boyfriend to explain that too. Did you like when she said bone dog, because that's a phrase I used to be boner, but it was like the name of her beautiful poem, and I was like, eh, bone dog. It does seem to be incongruous with the poem poem poem poem poem poem poem poem the poem the poem the poem the poem the poem the poem to the poem to to to to to to to seem to be incongruous with the poem itself.

Yeah, bone dog, which maybe is only because you're, then your context for it is a boner because of me, you know. What if it was called peeper? Peeper. But, the poem itself is like, it's such a good summation of what it's like to go home. Yeah. It's just so, unlike when she's done and, the tho' thi, and tho, tho, tho, and, tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' tho' thin, thin, the the thin, thin, the the the thin, the the, the, tho' the, the, the, the, the, tho' the the, tho, the the the th, th, the th, th, the th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, tho, tho, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, tho thin, tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th good summation of what it's like to go home. Yeah. It's just so, like, when she's done and Jesse Plum is just like, did you write that about me? Yeah, fucking head up his butt.

But also that was a lot to memorize, or do poets just do that? I think they know their poems. I don't believe that. Because you go to poetry readings, they're reading. Sure, they're not poetry, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their poetry, their their poetry, their their their poetry, their their their their their their their poetry, thoes, their thoa, thoomats, thiae. Fethea, thiauice, thiauice, thiauice, thiauicicicicicicicicicicicethea, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, tha, th know their poems. I don't believe that. Because you go to poetry readings, they're reading. Sure. They're not poetry's recitations. I'm a jerk, I'm sorry. Things I've been mean about in this episode, poetry, musicals. Come at me. I'm a cynical person, though, neither of those things are going to die with me.

Do you have a favorite poet? No, Joel. Jared Liddo, I'm sure he's got a book of poetry. I'm sure he's a tumbler of poetry. I'm just more of a prose kind of person. Sure, sure, what about you your favorite poet? Yeah, Pablo Naruda. I love when people read his poems at weddings. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always a tear-jerker. Yeah, it's good, good time, good time. He's great. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah, the th. Yeah. Yeah, the the the th. Yeah. Yeah, the the the the the th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the the the the the the the th. Yeah, the the the the the the the th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, I' th. Yeah, I' th. Yeah, I' the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. the the yeah. It's always a tearjerker. Yeah, it's good, good time, good time. He's great. Yeah. Go on. Did you notice that the pig on the billboard talks to her? Uh-huh. Come be with us. It's like, it's weird, right? Yeah, yeah. Which is your first, like real inclination that something is not right in all of this? Well, also there was there there was there there was there was the the their their their their their th. That th. That thi their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that times. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. ti. ti. toda. today. today. It's today. today. today. today. today. today. today. ti. is not right in all of this? Yeah. Well also there was that opening shot of her standing outside thinking about ending things. And old man janitors in his apartment looking down on her and for a second he's Jesse Plemons. Oh, I didn't catch that at all.

I miss that entirely. I might be misremembering it, but that like in my memory of him, like being Jesse Plymonds looking out the window. Interesting. Where is it? So we get to the house and his mom is waving at them in this like manic, nightmarish way. Yes, in a way that only Tony Callet can do, I feel.

She's just so fucking good. She was definitely like channeling her hereditary at this point. Absolutely, but with like just a notch turned towards like ridiculous as opposed to horrifying. On her ridiculous to horrifying scale she turned at one. It was almost like someone told her she was in the live-action version of Coraline. So just like really nail this. 100%! Yeah. But it goes on way too long. Right. And she's just the, what is the girlfriend, Lucy? She's the

young lady. But she's not Lucy. Sometimes she's Lucia. Lucy, sometimes she's Yvonne. But Yvonne is also in the TV show. Yes. Well that, he calls her Lucy at one point and then she gets a phone call from Lucy. Yeah. And doesn't take it. But then she gets a million phone calls from Lucy. Yes. Well, he calls her Lucy at one point and then she gets a phone call from Lucy. Yeah. And doesn't take it. But then she gets a million phone calls from Lucy. Yes. Yeah. What's that about? I don't know.

I don't know anything. I feel like I've parsed a lot of it. that I was like, I don't know what this means. Are you, are you familiar with Charlie Kaufman's the work, the Eternal Sunshine in the spotless mind, but not actually seen it. Just samsy. Yeah. And that might well be it. What else says he might made? Adaptation? No. Bing John Malchovich. Parts. Okay. Seen of it. I would say I've seen of it. Yeah. Synodouch New York. Anomalisa. What? That's a stop motion movie that came out in 2015? Really? Would I like it?

I don't know, I've never seen it. I've only seen being John Malkovich. Okay. And just judging from that, and this movie, this guy has his head way up his own ass. Yeah, the way it's sort of presented is it's like, ooh, it's a Charlie Kaufman movie. Yeah. It's a that's a th. It's a th. It's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a charer. It's a char. It's a cha' that's a that's a that's a that's a C. It's a C. that's a C. It's a C. It's a C. It's a C. It's a C. It's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a c. It's a c. It's a c. It's a c. It's a c. It's a charli. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thirty-a. that's a C. I's a chara'-a'er. that's? He seems like one of those dudes that has dudes. Yeah. That have people that would follow him. And if that's your thing, that's fine.

And just like, I don't know nothing about it. Like Kevin Smith. Just kidding. What would you rather watch again? This? Really? I'm taking this because I am also a pompous ass. I don't like you talking about my friend Alan that way, but go ahead. I can't have talked

about jazz and philosophy as much as I have in my life without being a pompous ass. You make me feel like a stupid person, but I've never talked about jazz and whenever people try to talk about philosophy with me, I'm like, eh, not so much. No, why would you? Why would you want to talk about it? I don't know. I guess I'd like to just think my thoughts instead of say them out loud, which isn't true, because I like to say everything that I like to say everything that thrown very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very the philosopher.. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe the philosopher. Maybe the philosopher. Maybe the philosopher, to to to to to to be very very very very very very very very very, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talk to talk to to talk to to talk to to talk to to to talk to talk to to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk to talk about about to talk about about about to talk about about to talk about too, too, too, too, toooo, their tooooo, too, too, too about about about about about about too about about too about too about about to too, too, to to too, to talk about it if you're living in. No, that's certainly not true. Philosophy and jazz are two things that I find very difficult but get enjoyment out of. And that's why I deal with them. Like, what do you find difficult about jazz? I like a lot of like free jazz type stuff.

A lot of a like, what I'm squanky, squank, because it doesn't make sense to me and I have to to to to it out while I'm listening to it. And I find that enjoyable. Sounds like a lot of work. Yeah it's it's the things that I like to put my mental effort into rather than like a crossword. Yeah or doing like real work in my life. I see. And philosophy is the same thing. Yeah. Well, I'm extremely good at jigsaw puzzles. You are. Yes. And I know a lot about crime. Much more useful things. Strongly disagree. I think all of these things are useless. Nobody wants to hear my thoughts on John Coltrane. Yeah, and nobody wants to hear me talk about Henry Lee Lucas. So like, let's just move on on both accounts I guess.

So, but, yeah, so this, they go there and then before they go into the house after Manic Mom is waving at them, Jesse Plymonds is like, I'm sorry, Jake. It's like, hey, let's go to the barn first, because there's a bunch of nightmares that I need to tell you about. This is so weird. It's such a weird shift for him, because in the car on the way there, he seems like kind of a nervous, slightly insufferable guy. An angry. Angry, deep down, but not letting it out. Sure, for sure, for sure. Like that seething anger. Right. But then once they get get get get get get get get they get they get they get they get they get they get the they get the the the their their their the. the. the. the. thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the the the to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to to thee thee the the the the the the the then once they get in the barn, he turns into this weird, almost like incompetent person.

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stone kind of like get set at that level and so he just becomes kind of an insufferable teen at this point. Wow does that happen? Well when they're at the dinner tale?, I mean in life. Oh, for sure. Yeah, my relationship with my parents is very much like a teenager, even to this day. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never really had parents so I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never really had parents so I can't. Also, don't date a man that makes you walk in the snow when you say you don't want to. Being outside in the snow, fucking sucks. For sure.

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So yeah, there's the awkward dinner scene where, and now her interest set has changed because at the beginning of dinner she's into some sort of physics. Right, quantum physics, yeah. And that's when he's like, it's, physics, mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, that's, because, because, that's, because, because, because, because, that's, because, that's, because, because, because, because, because, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, quantum physics, yeah. And that's when he's like, it's physics mom. Yeah. He gets real mad at her. And you're like, whoa. And again, that's what I was thinking like he's become a teen again. He's getting angry with his parents over simple nonsense. Okay. And have you noticed that her outfit has started changing slightly? Yes, sometimes she's wearing the sweater over the dress and sometimes she's not wearing the sweater over the dress. And sometimes her coat is pink and sometimes it's purple. And sometimes her hair is like in like beautiful twist and sometimes it's wild.

Right. Yeah. Which in reflecting on, I'm thinking that he's thinking of different people. And you know how, like, I don't know if this happens to you, but when I dream, sometimes a person will be, like, if I'm dreaming of Katie, it might be a completely different person, but it's you, if that makes sense. Oh, that happens to me with like places where I'll be like, this is my house, but it's not my house. Right, right, back, that sort of thing. So I think in this memory, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, and mom, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, like, like in this memory and like mom's hair has changed a

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asshole, staring into its own name, Ouroboros. Buffolgazing. But he, they were talking about how like, nothing is real. It's all the imagination of the janitor. And it's all just like, you're basically with him on his last day of life. He's dying. Right. And he's having this fantasy about a life he could have lived. Well he's not dying, he's gonna kill himself, right? When you say he's dying you mean he's freezing to death in the bed of his truck? I guess so, yeah. Because that's sort of the double meaning of I'm thinking of ending things, right? Right, right, right, for th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, thi. their, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi'm thinking of ending things right? Right, right, right, for sure. For sure. Because to me that speaks of suicide much more than it does other thing about dumping

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Yeah, now. Also the weird thing of like the picture being of her and then of him, and it's the funniest fucking picture, like it's just adult Jesse Pleven's face on a little kid. Yeah. Like, with maybe no pants on the there's just stuff like where she looks out the window and there's snow falling on the car but only on the car? Yeah. I'm like, is that, are you, are you trying to say something? This is your college art film?

What is your art? Yes. This is like, I have a TV in here playing static and it's meant to be about capitalism. You know what I mean? This is just a 50 or 60 year old man with a budget making his college art film. Oh man. So yeah, they go to Turley Town, which is the billboard that spoke to her early. Can I tell you one thing that I really like that Tony Colette says, which is like where, in part of this movie where the girlfriend is a gerontologist and she's talking about warehousing

the elderly and when she leaves the room Tony and goes, I don't want to live in a warehouse. And just the way she delivers that line from me so much joy. Like in this shit-ass movie, she is just like such a shining star. And then she's gone and you're like, please come home. It was fun too because she was old lady Tony Colette at that point too. She's eating it up. Yeah, she was loving it. I love her. Yeah, God, man. You think she'll be our friend if we like get enough patrons? Once she sees the tattoo. Maybe the tattoo should be of Tony Colette and the were wolf holding hands. I love that. We'll wheel it into it the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to the to to to to the to the to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, to to to to to to to to to to to too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah, t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. It's a, it's Tony Colette and the werewolf holding hands. We'll wheel it into existence. And Tony Collett will have a halo because she's the patron saint. Yes, okay, okay great. Great.

The Lori, the Tony and the Judy. These are our patron saints. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Two tea careers getting bumped off that pedestal, honestly, the more I think about Tony Colette, anyway. So they start talking about points moving through time or being a stationary thing that time moves through. Which is just like such a like high conversation. Did you ever hear the test for this? What's that? Okay, so you have a meeting scheduled for noon.

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And they keep making up the song for Turletown and it gets more and more involved every time they talk about it? Yeah. I like when it comes back as like the nightmare cartoon later on to. I loved that cartoon. For sure. I love that style of animation. Absolutely.

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In this episode I learned that I'm not nearly as clever as I think I am. So they go into the high school. And it's a very weird scene where he's like I gotta go to my high school. And it's like down a, like a road through the woods, like an unpaved road. And she's like, how do school buses get down here? This isn't right. Yeah. I would be hard pressed to find my high school without a GPS. Really?

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So then there's like this awkward scene where he runs off, and she goes to follow him into the school after a while. Right. Which we have to watch in real time. Right. And when she goes in, she meets the adult old man janitor. Who we've seen a couple times throughout the movie, basically just like cleaning up while people have musical practice. Right, he'll like pop in in the middle of a conversation. You're like, where the fuck did you come from? And why are the the, because it's his movie. We are him and he is us and we are all the janitor. Oh yeah. And we all have to kill ourselves at the end. I guess and be naked with a pig dropping

maggots walking in front of us. Big bummer right there. Yeah. There is a full-on, very long ballet sequence. Okay, so let me start by saying I liked the dance. Sure. And then they kept doing it and I don't really like it anymore. And then the janitor comes in and it flips to another scene where they're still dancing and I was like, right back in it. I love this. Okay. I do love ballet. I thought it was great.

Belay and art form that I've never gotten a firm of grasp on. What's not to get? I don't know. I've never understood the artistry of it. They're just twirling. Oh, I get it then. Oh, I get it then. Yeah.

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The ballet is telling the story of the young man and the young woman getting married, like falling in love and getting married. Okay. And then the janitor comes in and kills the young man. Oh right, because he's throwing the blood scarves. I loved that. I love it when that happens. I also loved when the veil dropped and landed on her head. I thought that was excellent. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so then you're to understand that the janitor is ruining everything for himself, I guess, because it cuts to him naked in a truck. Right, right. And then he's walking inside with the cartoon pig in front of him. Now I don't know what happens there. Because my last note, oh no, I have two notes. The second to last one just says, what the fuck now? What's that pig? What is the pig? What is the pig? the pig? It's speaking to him in like a soothing voice.... to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoom. the the the tho, to, the the to, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. too. too. too. truc. truc.e, truc.a.a, togu.a, togu.a, togu.a, togu. togu. the the the the? Who know? It's just a memory again. The pig is speaking to him in like a soothing voice, a friendship voice, and leading him into the school? So

that he can see everyone old who's been in his life I guess. Wait, really? All the people in the crowd are in old makeup. Yes, that's true. And Jesse Plemons goes up and gives a speech to all the people in old makeup and, that's true. And Jesse Plemons goes up and gives a speech to all the people in old makeup and then breaks into song from Oklahoma. But why isn't the person giving the speech the actor playing the janitor? What now? Okay, that's what I want to do. I don't know. He's also doing like a southern lawyer for his acceptance. He's like, you are all my reasons. But why were they in bad old person makeup? Very clearly old person makeup, like theater old person makeup. I guess because all the world's a stage.

I don't know. That's my last note. Jake gives speech to many people in old person makeup. Is anything else happened after that? No, I don't think so. I think that's where it ends. Because everybody gives them a standing ovation and then the movie ends. Wow, wow.

So like, yeah, I saw that it was two hours and 14 minutes and I thought maybe it'll fly by. Mm-hmm. Sure. Sure. You live every minute. Yeah. And is it a horror movie? I think it is until you realize it that it isn't. I think when the twist is revealed, that because it's, I mean it is kind of an interesting concept that our point of view character doesn't actually exist.

Sure. Actually, you know what I feel like this is, I feel like this is Donnie Darko for a new generation, where like teens, or kids in college are gonna see this and be like, oh, I like, get it, the way I felt about Donnie Darko. Sure. If I watch that now, I bet it's fucking dumb as hell. You know what I mean? Just a bubble leading around Jake Jilin'all. But it meant something back then.

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I've just been doing a slow-seated white claw involving dance. Just lightly tap in your foot. Yama. You want to rate it? Sure. You go. Do I think this is a horror movie? No. But I think that there is a horror of memory in it. And I think it's like it's an existential dread film for sure. Yeah.

But I agree with you, this is not for me. This is for somebody else who wants to parse things differently than I do. Someone wants to dissect this, and that's not for us. For sure. I like talking about movies, obviously. Bit of a hobby. But like, this is just, this is, it might just be beyond me or just not in my interest set. I don't think it's beyond you.

I think it's fair to say it's not in your interest set. I don't think you can't figure out this movie. I think you won't figure out this movie. And it's funny too because I love dream logic. And it's funny because I love dream logic. I love the, you know, all those Argento and fulch movies, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, the, th, th, th, thus, the, th, thus, th, thus, thi, thi, tho, the, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi logic. Absolutely. But they have like zombies and stuff in them. They throw maggots of people. Oh man, maggot phone. The maggots that are glued to people's faces.

That woman throwing up and definitely actually throwing up. Go back and listen to our City of the Living Dead episode. That movie is a god-dame treat. Yeah. Shorter than this one, thankfully. But I don't know if I can rate this movie. Yeah. I'll be perfectly honest with you. I hear you. I think it is so beyond my beyond that I'm like, it's so outside of anything that, like, the only thing that I kept thinking this movie made me made me th me me me me me me me me me me me me me me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th me th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the. the. theved me theved. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the.. the.... th. th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea. thean. theeeeeeeee. the. the. the. that like, the only thing that I kept thinking this movie made me, the only movie this movie made me think of was Velvet BuzzSaw in a weird way. Also a Tony Collette vehicle. Exactly. And I feel like these are just movies that are like for somebody else.

So I'm going to give this movie 15 Tony Colettes. Oh man, that's a high rating. But it's like not a rating at all. But it's Tony Colette waving for a really long time. Yeah. What about you? I also feel hard-pressed to give it a number but I'm going to I'm going to give it it... I'm going to give it a three because I really hated it. However, it might be for you. You know, I've given a lot of low ratings to movies that are for somebody. So, you know, please don't allow me to dissuade you from watching this, although we definitely spoiled the shit out of it, so if you didn't watch it, bad on you.

I will have to say that I did try to give Katie an out from watching this movie. I should have taken it. I was like we could do something dumb and fun fun fun fun fun fun fun and dumb they were dumb and fun and I was like no no let's do this thing I've already selected. I didn't want I had anything to say about this movie and apparently I did. Yeah, it's just the word that jumps into my brain is pretentious. Oh, a hundred percent. And I don't like thinking that. Neither do I. Because I feel like it's a pretentious thing to call things pretentious. Uh, it's just a lot. It's just a lot. It's kind like kind like hipster, it doesn't really mean anything. Right. But it's also like, though this movie's pretentious as fuck.

And even outside of all the weirdness of it and the pretensions of it, like, just the extended scenes of people talking about nothing. Sure. In like a, like, just lightly veiled hostility, is really agonizing to watch. For sure. And I feel like if he had just been like, hmm, John Casavetti's movies. Yeah.

You know, like, oh, that's an interesting thing to drop in there. Right. Let me give you all of this woman's thoughts on John Cass of it's as she like changes personalities and then suddenly he's wearing hoop earrings and smoking a cigarette. Why? And doing like a New York accent. Yes. It's so weird. It's so dumb. Also true. Yeah. Yeah. It's just not for me. Who is this for? I'm gonna take one of the Tony Colettes away. 14 Tony Colettes. 14 Tony Colettes. I just feel like 14 Tony Colettes. I just feel like 14 Tony Colettes. I just feel like 14 Tony Colettes. I just feel like 14 Tony Colettes. I'm. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I just th. I th. I th. I th. I just th. I th so so so th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. It so so so so so so so th. It so so th. It so so th. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, so th. So, so th. So, so th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. th so th so th so th you would give something really good. It's true, I feel like ice cream gets 14 Tony Colettes. I was literally thinking about donuts, so that's good. I can't take it back now though. No. It's not like that can be done.

It's not like to thank some of the people who have supported us on Petroion. You do it I'll do a little background music. Okay. Da da da da da da da. I don't know if I can. Beautiful people. Also if you have signed up for our Patreon and you haven't heard for me, I will get to it I have just had a busy couple weeks at work now you know that we recorded this in the same night as last week's episode what pandemic pause pandemic I'd like to thank Teresa aka abstract helga from Vancouver Washington who's also very kindly serving as a moderator on our subreddit oh I'd like to thank M. Fear from Pittsburgh, who wrote a song for her

band Bitter Whiskers based off the horror thriller, the invitation, which she says whichians should absolutely cover on the podcast. We have talked about doing the movie at some time. We have. I really enjoyed it. I would like to thank Donald Dammit from Bouson. Probably not his Christian. Dammed Bobby. Thank you. I'd like to like to like to like to like to like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I the tho tho. I the than than than than than. than. thean. thean. thooooooooooooooo. tho. the. th it. Damn it Bobby. Thank you. I'd like to thank John from San Antonio, Texas with whom I shared emails about how I just thought the Alamo was really small. I was really surprised by it. Thanks John. And I'd like to thank Josh M from Rhode Island who is next year going to retire from 22 and a half years of

active military service. Oh, that's amazing. Josh, thank you for your service. And I hope you enjoy your retirement. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah.

These are all people who have support us on Patreon, you can. It's Patreon.com. Back slash Where Off Ambulance. Just go there and see what it can do for you. But mostly we've got an action movie podcast. Next week we'll be recording our, and this is like way after that. By the time you hear this, we'll have two, two action movies up. Probably, or at least very close to. I'm not pulling out the end of September we'll have our second one out. And it will be? Terminator. Chosen by our Patron's. Yeah. Patron's. This is so hard for me.

But if you don't want to spend the money, you don't have the money, don't worry about it. We're going to do where off ambulance for free until one of us is dead. For sure. Yeah. In perpetuity. said that. You know it's going to be me. I thought we had an agreement but okay. This movie really bum me out man. Yeah you are. When I got here you were sad. So speaking of movies that are not going to bubun me out, what are we doing next week for our 300th episode? Can you believe we've done 299 episodes? So wild. So my original suggestion for the 300th episode was one that was suggested to us on the subreddit, which was the Stephen King

shining mini series starring Brian from Wings. For sure. I suggested it to Alan, didn't hear back for about a week, in which point he said, it's not streaming anywhere. I was trying to find it. I was trying to find it. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was like.. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was, I was like, I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. suggested it to Alan, didn't hear back for about a week, in which point he said it's not streaming anywhere. I was trying to find it. I was like, can I find some DVD somewhere that's not going to cost me more money than I want to spend on this goddamn movie? I mean I bought it at the record exchange like 14 years ago accidentally because I thought it was the real shining. And they always stoned behind you when you when you were the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thoe. I th. I thoes. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was to. I'm toge. I'm toge. ty. try. try. try. I'm try. I'm try. I'm try. I was, try. I was, try. I was, real shining. And they always stood behind you when you were in the cases they'd unlock it for you and then stand behind you and you're like I guess I have to fucking buy this now and I got out to the car and I was like I own this fucking DVD. Have you ever watched it? No I've watched bits of it.

I've watched enough to know that it's gonna be a lot of preparation. I've watched enough to know that it's to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the to be to be to be to be their their their to be to be to be to be to be to be to to the to to the to the the the the the to the the to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. the their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I's the the their. I's the their. I'm the. I'm toxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. I'm toda. I'm together. I'm together. I'm together. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I couldn't make it to the podcast. That's right, well that's gonna have to be a lot of preparation so you need to let me know when you're not gonna be able to make it. This thing that we've always predicated on both of us being here. True. You're are we going to do for 300? And I just said, automatically, 300. A movie I knew nothing about, except that it was titled 300. I said, is it a horror movie? And he said, no. So we're going to do it.

I'm so excited about this. Are you? It's going to be so painful. I'm like suddenly, I'm suddenly nervous about it. It's oh my god Like I love the fact that you know nothing about it Is it a is it a story of it's like a classic story right like a Greek mythology story? Is it the Trojan War? It's a it's a story about 300 Spartan soldiers that take on an entire army? There's gonna be a lot of sword fighting, isn't there? Oh my gosh.

And a lot of men screaming, this is Sparta. Oh, fuck. How long is it, though? Oh, I don't know. Oh, I'm going to look it up. I mean, like, we don't have to do the first thing that pops into my head. For our comedy podcast, I think it's very funny to do this movie.

Ah, I mean, great. Uh, how long is this? One hour and 57 minutes? Shorter than the movie we just did. By a full 30. Uh, where they? No, well, whatever. Fn't. No, well, whatever. Fuck it. All right.

If we change our minds, we'll do something else. No, it's too late. We already told them. It's live, they know. We can never go back at anything we tell them. Live on tape delay. Yes, 14 Tony Collette's and 300. So yeah, we're going to do 300 to you, that's all it matters. Oh, God, this is so fun. I love it. We're doing a great job.

You guys are all doing a great job. We're getting through it. We're all getting through it together. We promise no more movies about suicide, okay? And I've done this whole whawlifed than't. You're just staring at my man boob. I'm just looking at his, he's like, real surly looking face, which is expertly drawn by Justin Gray. You can get this t-shirt tank top, cell phone case, tapestry question mark. Pillow!

On our T-Public store, T-E-E-E-E-Public. Just go there and search for wear off-aulfamulants. Get on our subreddit, get at us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. I don't know who cares. Oh, and I'm kind of off social media right now, so if we're slow getting back to you on that stuff. Oh, Alan's saying that because he knows I'm not going to do it. No, because historically I have answered stuff on social media. And I've kind of pulled back because you should absolutely take a break. I should absolutely pull out. the the the the the the the the the the the th. my weight, problem is I'm not going to. I do like that you gave me the password to the Instagram though because I've just been thinking about things I can post.

I love it. You're gonna do a better job than I have. Thank you for posting my like monster picture by the way. Oh here, I think it was terrifying. Yeah. Did you took it with my hand? My baby niece stepped on it. It was that was my fault. I I I I I I I I I I that my fault. I that my fault. I that my fault. I that my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I'm that was my fault. I that was my fault. I'm that was my fault. I'm that was that was that was that was. I that was. I that was. I that was. I that was that was. I that was. I that was. I that was. I that was. I that was. I that was my fault. I I I I I that was my fault. I I I I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I that was my fault. I was my fault. I'm that was my fault. I'm not that was my that was my that was my that was my that was my fault. I'm that was my fault. I'm that was my fault. I'm that was my fault. I'm that was my fault which one in case her, whichever one is his mother is listening. Okay, she becomes a monster. It's not my fault. No. Wasn't me. Just like Shaggy. Thank you for listening to another episode of Wherewell Fabulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Yeah No way to wait, Finland's cute, fulfilled reviews. Gilly clouds and land the face.

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