Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 300- 300 (2007)

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

In this week's episode, EPISODE THREE HUNDRED, can you even believe it?, we are discussing the obvious choice for one's tricentennial: the 2007 film "300." No, it's not a horror movie. Yes, it's a gimmicky choice. No, those abs aren't real. Other special topics for your consideration include: stabbing, a startling lack of planning by the God King and also by the regular King, building a giant pit to nowhere, more stabbing and a hearty reminder to tell your loved ones that they are your loved ones. Hey guys, thanks for being with us through 300 episodes and here's to 300 more. We love you. Gerard Butler has been in a surprising number of horror movies and we've done exactly zero of them, though I was absolutely convinced he was the lead in "Midnight Meat Train." Turns out that's Bradley Cooper?! Whatever. You can listen to it anyway, it's Episode 150, which is exactly one half our podcast ago!   Hey, we have a Patreon AND our second action movie episode will be out this week-- "Terminator"! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you. And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself or someone you love a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

This is where wolf ambulance. Yes, number 300. This is wherewolf ambulance. Yes, number 300. Can you believe we've done 299 plus one episodes? I cannot. I can't believe you bought an alcohol funny car down here to make noises. As soon as we record, someone's like, whoa, they're doing it. 300! Wow, what do they do for this one?

What are we doing? We're doing the movie 300 for our 300th episode. My first note says, I can't believe I just rented 300. Oh man, this movie, huh? Yeah, it's a movie. Undeniably. It took me like a while to realize it wasn't Russell Crow. Oh my god, 100%. Yeah.

It's just like, it's shirtless Gladiator. Yeah. And Gladiator, my friends is a terrible film. Oh, I love that bad movie. More or less than 300. Oh, more. I would definitely rather watch Russell Crow in, are you not entertained? I'm gonna pick 300 over Gladiator. Sure. Yeah. Can I tell you about my real-life 300 spotting yesterday? Sure. I'm driving home. I'm in

Shadyside. A guy runs up next to my car at a stoplight, stops, turns to me, he's shirtless, and has the most perfect set of abs I've ever seen on a human me. Tell me what time was this and where was he running so that I I I I I I I I I I I to. to. to. to. to. to. to be to be to be to be to be to go go go. to be the to go. the to go go. to go. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to the. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to theeeole. to the. the. the. the. the. ever seen on a human being. Tell me what time was this and where was he running so that I can perhaps find myself there. Oh, about 4.45 over by the church and Chadyside. There's a lot of them. You have to be more specific. Damn it, Alan. But he was so well chiseled that when I saw him and like full on it just went, ah. Yeah. I haven't laughed at how fit he was. I mean, it's comedic. Like, I started this movie and thought, well, at least there would be a lot of like hot shirts on and basically wearing underpants. And then I was like, what is this? Why did they look like that?

No one looks, they're at? How did anyone think that was okay? I don't know. It was 2006. It wasn't the 1990s. For sure. What the hell? Yeah, yeah. A lot of thigh lights?

A lot of thigh lights? Yeah, thighlights of this film. Because they didn't bother CGIing their legs. Oh, man. Yeah, Zach Snyder loves the to It just was so gratuitous. And you could tell they were really trying to make it work by having like the abs ripple when they were breathing and stuff and it looked horrible. It points it looked like a flag unfurling in the wind, you know? That was just Michael Fastbender's

wiener. Yeah, he's a long-haired guy that keeps jumping over everyone. Michael Fastbender's wiener. the thi th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, th-like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th, thi, the the the th, the the th, the the the the the the th, th, th, the the th, th, th, the th, the the th, th, the the the the th. And, th. And, the th. And, thi, the thi, the thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thiiiiiiiii. th th thiiii. th thii. thi. thi. thi. ther. Is Michael Fastbender in this film? Yeah, he's a long-haired guy that keeps jumping over everyone. The dad of the guy, of the kid? No. I keep asking, I keep asking Alan if everyone's the dad of the kid. No, he's one of the people that every time he talks about dying, he starts smiling. Oh, okay. What, what be called like toxic masculinity at work, right? It's so fucking bad. I also like the title of 300, fuck the alt-right. It's so like NRA propaganda without guns or something.

It's so ridiculous. Yeah, it's a, this is a movie. I mean, a child is struck in the face at the beginning of this movie and it's by the heroes of the film. You know? I just was like, I didn't feel like watching a child be hit tonight. You know, it's not been a great week. Well, it's written by this comic book artist named Frank Miller. Okay. And he is very much into that side of the political realm. Very much into that like toxic masculinity and you know this is what men do and these are the ultimate men doing men stuff. In a non-ironic way. Yeah.

Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that this is based on a graphic novel? Yeah. I do really like the animated parts of it. Sure. There's a lot of visuals in this that I think are really great. Yeah, Zach Snyder is really good at that stealing scenes directly from comic book pages and putting them up on the screen.

Cool. He mimicked very well the vibe of that comic book. Yeah, and just even like that animated animated animated animated animated animated animated animated animated animated animated animated animated that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that comic book. Yeah, and just even like that that animated wolf at the beginning, sure. I loved it. I thought it was great. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it takes it completely into the realm of fantasy. Yeah, it's just the stylized aesthetic that is very like pleasurable to watch for sure. Until it's on someone's the front of someone's body, I think. I you feel that about movies that are clearly shot on like a soundstage? You're like this isn't Tokyo. I do but in like this like it's the same thing I have with like Practical versus CGI like when I know

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And he wore this like head to toe suit. Oh, that's right, he wore the body suit. The body suit that was, yeah. It had like fake pecks and abs and then it also had fake fur on it, which is really funny. But I was like, everyone in this movie is giant Gonzales. They're all going to come in and just just just just just just just just just just just just just just their their the top rope instead of ducking under it. See I assume they all just got redonculously ripped. I mean I think obviously these men are in great shape and you can tell from their thighs which are not digitally altered. Yeah I think

yeah I think they just went in and like shadowed everything to give everything depth and like... It looks so silly. Yeah I can't stop saying it. It's absurd. So this film follows King Leonidas from his childhood of being just sent away as all Spartan boys are to become a soldier or to die. Either or. Which is kind of an interesting concept because it's like what if you never go to war? You know what do you do then with your life? You just know that you're still the best. I guess. What are you thi thi? Yeah? What are you doing for a living? I guess? What's the the the th you the the th to to to to to to the to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their childhood. their their their their childhood. their their their their their their their their their their their you never go to war? You know, what do you do then with your life? You just know that you're still the best. I guess. What are you doing for a living, you know?

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off of Minus Tirith. And the return of the king. Spoiler alert for return of the king. I mean if you haven't seen that movie and you've been intending to you I don't know what you're doing. You've got four hours to waste. Honestly, there's no fucking reason that isn't Sean Bean. For sure. Yeah. For sure. There's no reason that all of these people aren't Sean Bean. It's true. When did the Lord of the Rings movies come out?

Uh, what, 2001? I think the first one came out? Okay, so he wasn't even working doing something else where he had to wear a suit of armor and he was doing black death probably. I hope it was a black death, yeah. Because this movie was much more successful. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This movie made a butt-billard, dollars.

Yerd or Gerald. Hi, I'm a question. Hearard. Who is Gerard Butler and not Russell Crow? Gerard or Gerald? Now I'm a question. Gerard. Gerard. He has baby bangs as all good Greeks do. And a rat tail as all good weirdos do. That tight, tight pony.

I could not figure that thing out. His hair was inexplicable. Sure. It was just like, oh no, make them look like one of them statues. Which one? Any of them? It's a statue. No, not like Abraham Lincoln. Wrong statue. Their whole thing is that they have to hold off the Persian invasion. Right. And it's being led by a man named... May have never written it down. Zerxes. Zerxes. Yes, Zerxes is. Yes, I want to watch Zerksies movie. Yes, I want to see him come to power. Do you know who Zerxes is? No I don't. He ties in to a patron saint. Who? Who? Of our podcast. One, Laura Linnie. Yes. I want to see him come to thi th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do th. Do, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th He ties in to a patron saint of our podcast. One Laura Linnie. Okay. That is Rodrigo Santoro. God what a great fucking name. You might remember him as the

guy that she almost but doesn't have sex with in love actually. I did not know that. Oh yeah, Keith or whatever. God she should have fucked him though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He looks amazing. He does. All of the costuming in this movie is actually really amazing. Yeah, especially for the Persians. Yes.

It's just underwear for everybody else. Well, yes. I was thinking specifically of when they're fighting off the waves of Persians later, and they all have different costumes because they're different tribes and I was like, it's the Warriors! I love this movie! Yeah, I love all the the heralds too that are all just obviously representing different tribes as well. Like it's really, yeah. And this is supposedly based in history. Sure. Yeah. Even though I was reading about it and like about how much of history Frank Miller got wrong and then the movie got wrong and then the movie got wrong.

Yeah. I don't really know the story for all of my Greek mythology knowledge, but. Yeah, it's just that the Spartans were part of a huge army that fought off the Persians and inevitably lost to them. But later the Persians were routed out of Greece. So we meet Leonidas and his lady wife. Yeah, who is that Queen Gorgo. Is that her name? They never say it.

I don't. That's probably for the best. Yeah. Gorgo. She's Circe from a Game of Thrones. Yeah. Gorgo. She's insanely beautiful in this movie. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. ths. Yeah. Gorgo. She is much too beautiful to be named Gorgo. She's insanely beautiful in this movie. She's gorgeous. And she's already like well into her 30s too.

Yeah. She's just like a person who is just agelessly beautiful, which is kind of unfair. I'm just sick of people being more beautiful than me. Oh! Uh-oh! Why is this the last gasp of mosquitoes? Are they just like, it's almost done dogs. I know it's fall already, but let me just get this one in. They live on your porch, in your porch only.

I don't have any standing water out here. Are you sure? You don't have a little pond under this table? So we meet Gorko and Leonidas. And the rest of the Spartan clan, like, what is Dominic, Theoron? Yeah, he's so smug. He's so smug and he's got that like shities, new metal facial hair with like the points

around his goatee going up into his mouth. And what is he in this movie? He's a politician. He's seemingly the only young politician. He's a politician. He's seemingly the only young politician. All the other politicians are old men. Right, I was surprised he got a spot on the counts. Yeah. Yeah. I guess, whatever. There's a lot, speaking of new metal, quite a bit of it in this film. It's like a little aggravating. Do you have the note, I bet Danzig was sad when that wolf died? No, I don't, Alan.

Tell me about Danzig's feelings. He loves wolf. Does he? Does he? I forgot. Do you think Danzig saw this movie? You think he liked it? Yeah. Those guys are real tough guys.

From now on, instead of giving movies a numeric rating for ourselves, we should jointly decide what we think that Glenn Danzig would have rated it. Oh my god. You know his movies available on Shutter Now. You keep saying things about his movie. You're hinting at it. I want you to say you want to watch it because I don't want to be the one that says Katie you should watch this. Have you watched it? No I okay if you haven't watched it yet I cannot be expected to. It looks obeisable. Yeah I would expect nothing

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Yeah. That's why I like my friends that got into power lifting because they're like, fuck I can get chubby, but I can still do this shit. That's right. Power lifting is a cool. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. ...... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Just if you're going to have all those things, help me lift this couch. Help Alan lift this couch, please.

How many of our listeners do you think our bodybuilders? Half. Forums. tobo-bo-building. Post it. Please don't. So eventually, a emissary shows up. Yes. And he's wearing the most beautiful eyeineriner. toee. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toe........................ We. We. We. We. I. We. I. We. I. We're. toe. I.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e..e.................. to like bend a knee. Everything's cool.

We're good. And he's wearing the most beautiful eyeliner and jewelry. I just love his look. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And I love the dudes who like have the face coverings that are just like behind him the whole time, just like hanging out. Yeah, yeah, but they're like tiny guys. they're like they, thin, thin, thin, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. Yeah, th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're like tiny guys, so they're not like supermenacing, they're just like, yeah, we kind of look like a like desert foot clan from the menterms.

I love that. And Leonidas decides that rather than agreeing to something, it's better to kick a man into the town hall. What is this? The pit to nowhere in the town square. Like, that is such a fulc-a liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability, that is such a f li liability liability liability liability liability liability liability liability, that is such a fucking liability. Are there no elderly people in Sparta who might accidentally tumble into this? Did you notice that it was bricked all the way down? Yes, they fashioned it and they like, someone, how far down to the bricks go?

How did they get the masons? Oh my god. They just threw them down there, like if you want to come back out, you must brick your way. and th, and. To be clear, it's a giant pit. It's the size of a man-made lake, I guess. Why is it so big? Why do they need a railing around that thing? Honestly, it is so unsafe. Maybe that's part of being a Spartan boy's, like, don't fall in the pit.

We call it the Whops aduzzi pit. Sorry but why? It's so silly. Why would you kick that man down that hole? Why would that hole exist? Why and why? So now it's on, right, they're gonna go to war? Did you notice that what he, right before he kicks the guy down the hole? And before he says, there's, swallow. He turned to his wife and she was like, do it? Do it? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it? Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it? Do it? Do it? Do it? Do it? Do it? Do it? Do it? Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do, do. Do, do. Do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do. Do, do, do, do, do it kicks the guy down the hole and before he says, this is, swallow! He turned to his wife and she was like, do it. Yes, that bee! She has this like, that actress, when Lena Hedy, she has the most beautiful, I am a bitch and I will order your death face. She's just fucking perfect.

Sour, sour face. Yeah. Yeah. Also, all of the clothes she's wearing in this movie are barely a clothes. Yeah, they're phenomenal. It's like cover the nips and let's make a scene. They feel, they all, all of her dresses and stuff felt like late 90s early 2000s MTV Awards dresses. Christine. Christine Aguilera is wearing Queen Gorgo this season. Pittsburgh's own, Christine Aguilera. Smelled like hotdogs. I have to say it in case other people haven't heard those other episodes. In case 300 is your first episode we're listening to. I just want to get in, well you know I think they'reto have honed their craft by 300.

One would think, and yet... We're hung up on a big hole. Yeah. Why, though? Okay. So, so in order to go to war, Leunitis has to consult the oracle first. Well, wait. before he can do that. But you're referring to Athenians as boy lovers. Oh did he? I missed that. Oh boy. When I was reading up with this movie, some historian was like,

actually a pedistrary was part of the Spartan training thing. So like- I'm certain it is, based on what's happening to that poor Oracle. So yeah, he has to go see the Oracle first, he has to meet with the F-4s, who are the inbred Sisty men. I did not understand what they were? They're like the pre-Oracles. They're the men who give the drugs to the beautiful women before they rape them. But how do they become? They are in a long line of incesty peep.

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Or like even a scrawny Spartan, because not everybody can put on muscle like that. It's true. Just a guy with a little beer gut or anything. Yeah. It was absurd. It was absurd. Yeah. And this is when like the narrator kicks back in. And I was like, oh, I forgot about you because you've been gone for like 30 minutes at this point. Every time the narrator kicks in, I'm like, oh, why, I can just tell me a story without this, you know. Do you think that all British people assume that in all prehistory, everyone spoke in British English?

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So we're supposed to like, the introduction to Leonidas is that he's sort of crafty, right? That he like has figured out a way to get around the council and the oracle. He's found a way to basically choke off the Persian advance so that they have to come through like a narrow pass and they can just get them in the pass. And he wants to cause so much bloodshed that they just turned back because it's not worth. Right, that they can't ever get enough people through basically. So you're like, oh he's crafty. But then everything after that, he's like, he's kind of stupid. He's just like blindly doing whatever. It's like not strategic at all. For sure. Yeah.

Like when uh, effolates, who? The guy with the kid? No, the guy with all of the birth to fix. Yes, okay. When he shows up and he's like, hey, uh, I want to fight with you guys. And just to let you know, there's a goat path right there that they're going to come through and they'll flanked. Yeah. that they're gonna come through and they'll flank you. Yeah. And Leonidas was like, hey man, sorry you can't fight with us because you should have been thrown off the cliff. Right.

Because eugenics. And I'm just gonna ignore that for now. Yeah, you were told about it in Act 1. What did you think of his makeup? It was so silly. Oh, fuck. My Harry. I, th. I, th. th. th fuck, my Harry Potter knowledge is so bad, but there's the one character who has the fake eye that's like constantly revolving and this guy had that as well.

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So, you know, they're screaming in the rain to New Metal. Talking about freedom. Oh, God. I feel like this movie is just the internet. Yeah. I need freedom's just another word for is just the internet. I need freedom. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose. Oh shit.

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Oh, hey, hey, I'm Missy. That's horrible. That's not sound like that. The horses were all on either side of the hallway. Yeah. They're all real nice butts. No, they are not. She was just walking around giving apples to everybody. Oh God, Missy, not everyone's your friend. Every horse is though. Eah!

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weigh so fucking much. It's insane to think that people were carrying it. I mean like to be fair it's the size of a city block. Yeah. But it's great too because like he needs to walk down from this the dais or whatever he's being carried on and he like has to step down on men that bend over and make stairs for him. I like that a lot. And he's 27 feet tall. I loved that. Why is he so tall? I don't know but I liked it. I thought it was very menacing. I liked that Gerard Butler had to keep looking up at him because you can tell he's a giant. Yeah. But there was one scene where Zerxes is X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X there was one the the there was one the the the the the the the the the the the the the hex. But hex. But hex. But hex, hex, hex, he's he's he's he's he's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. And he is he. And he is he. And he is he. And he is he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he's he's he's th. He's th. He's th. He's 27. He's 27. He's 27, he's 27, he's 27, he's he's 27. He's he's he's can like see the outline of the green screen around his hands. Oh. Oh. Oh.

It was cool. Yeah, he looked so weird and cool and like but some of the people he just has like just has random like Captain Lou El Bano cheek piercings and stuff. He looked like a fan of the band Paramour. He looked like My Space Circa 06. Yeah. He had some fierce eyebrows though. Yes, yes. His brows were, say it. On flea? That's what you like to say.

I feel like even I haven't said that in a minute. No, that's gone, huh? Yeah, it's, but the whole thing of like, the juxtaposition between his appearance and the Spartans and like this like weird like feminization of the Persians is just like, yeah. What are we doing here, buddies? Like, what's this shit? I mean... It's weird, because he seems to be one of the only ones like that. The rest of them just look like, you know, because he has like his eyebrows blocked off and then has like very

arched eyebrows drawn on. But that's not the same for most of like all the emissaries. Yeah, they look like Mr. T. Or Razor Ramon. Everyone in this movie is some wrestler, except for gold dust. Gold dust does not make an appearance. Actually, Xerxes and Gerxes have a lot in common. Because they push that like gold dust feminine, uncomfortable storyline for a long time. I wish you could just go on, Zerxes! Now that I think about it, Zerxes is absolutely gold dust. So more murdering happens. Gerard Butler's like, yeah, I'm not going to bend the knee, I'm not doing it. You're going to have to fight me or stuff. A lot of my notes lead me to believe that this movie is almost entirely fighting sequences. It's like sword in the bicep, eyeball stab, decapitation!

Everything that can be stabbed is stabbed in this movie. There's so many stabings. I wish we'd counted. We should have done a stab count. Oh, we're gonna stab rhinocerces. We're gonna stab. We're gonna stab. Yeah. I don't think you could get a rhinoceros to do your bidding anyway. No, I don't think so. Yeah, an elephant, yes the rhinoceros now. No, I was bummed when the elephants got run off the side of the cliff. I'm like man, they're just elephants out here doing their thing. Out here following orders. Yeah. Yeah, definitely like more animals die. Yeah, the the the animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Animals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the animals. Yeah, the animals. Yeah, the animals. Yeah, the animals. Yeah, the animals. Yeah, the animals. Yeah, the animals. Yeah, the animals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the in the first two acts of this film. For sure. I did love the guys that show up and they're like the wizards with the shrapnel bombs. Yes, the magic guys. Yeah, that was great. Was there a dinosaur in this movie?

I don't think so. Maybe I thought the rhinoceros was a dinosaur. Are you with your medicine on this? But I just look like that they were like throwing what looked like like cartoon anarchist bombs, like just round bombs, and then like they hit and all the Spartans are pulling shards of metal out of their legs. I was like, oh that's dope and gross. It made me think of Greek fire from D&D. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. There's a spell in 5th edition called Xerxes Fire, actually maybe it's in second edition. I can't remember because I've been playing in both Xerxes Fire, which is a fire spell for Wizards. I wonder. I just want to tell you. Thank you. You're welcome.

For that information. Sure. Tasha's hideous laughter. Yeah. Leaman's Tiny Hut. Should we just talk about D&D instead? Floating disc. Is that a frisbee?

No, it's a thing that you can carry stuff on and it just kind of floats off the ground? I have never had a floating disc in the game. That's so cool. More of a bag of holding kind of girl. Sure, for sure. Just don't put anything alive in there. No, they'll they So there's there's whole running thing with the father who you like to bring up is he the father?

Right, the father of the son. Yeah. The son is like he looks like a baby. Sure. It looks like a baby Keanu Reeves. Definitely he looks like from Bill and Ted like that era Keana Reeves. With all the muscles that have ever existed. Yes, he is also extremely buff, but you can tell the actor is not that buff, you know? He's just... Like, all of the men who were brought on this 300 were told have sons to carry on their name, so it's okay if they die. And Leonidas says to dad. What's dad's name? Oh, I don't know. It doesn't matter. Dad. He's the only father in this movie. He says to dad, but that's your son. And he's like, oh, I've got others. Yeah. What? And also, like, he's so fucking sad when his kid dies. Because like, of course you'd be. Sure. Why did you bring him? For hubris, I guess? It's just like, it's also just like a

I should have said I'm proud of you son. Yeah. And didn't it? It's just like, I don't know. I can't with this. Well, there's the whole thing too of like earlier in the movie like we get, uh, Dillios comes in when a when Gorgos says goodbye to Leonidas and Dilios is like, he should have said he loved. to. to. to. to. to. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's, it's. It's, it's. It's, it's, it's, it's. It's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's to. It's to. It's to. It's to. It's th. It's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's also, it's th. It's like, it's to Leonitis and Dilius is like, he should have said he loved her, but he didn't because he couldn't, because men are manly and do manly things. Yes, that's when the narration kicked back in and I was like, who is talking? Oh yeah, Dillios. So Dillios loses an eye and gets sent back. Right, because he's the one who can

tell the stories the best because we see him throughout the movie telling stories. You got tales to tell. Tales to tell. I have the note that Thuron is a dickess because he goes to Gorgo and it's like hey I can make it happen for you in the parliament or whatever. Boom you know we just got to uh... gorgo and it's like hey I can make it happen for you in the parliament or whatever but you know we just got a lot and then he uh rapes her yep not great and says you will not enjoy this I'm like thanks movie yeah you're doing great movie my note says sorry I was checking the box score while Cersei was talking to that guy and then I wrote oh come on because I like looked away and looked back and it was happening and it's just

like, come on movie. Just go back to stabbing each other. Yeah. This movie is a good argument for telling people you love them often. Yeah, yeah like the dad says to Leonidas, he's like, I have filled my heart with hate. And Leonidas nods like, well, yes, that's one way to do it. Good, good, good. Yes, okay. Fuck you. You're a dad, too, you know. But we see him fighting his son at one point, like teaching his son at a fight.

Right. But not getting, he had, yeah. Because we had seen him getting trained by to to to to to to to to to get to get to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be heed heed heed by heed by heed by heed by heed by heed by heed by heed by heined by his father in the beginning. Yeah. For tonight we dine in hell. To which I wrote, lol-l-lul-l-lul-l-lul-l-lul. Is this before, after he said, If you want our weapons, come take them from our cold, dead hands. I missed that. He doesn't say that. He says come and get them. Which is a rallying cry for the gun movement in America. Yeah, I know. Yeah. What are you gonna fucking do? Keep doing what you can do? Yeah, making funnies on the podcast.

Yeah. We can't talk about this or I will lose my goddamn mind. Let's keep up the funnies. So I like when when Aphilides, Ephelides shows back up and he's got a cool uniform. He was like I just want to bang these ladies and get a uniform and the guy's like you got him my man. Zerxes is the guy I'm speaking of. It's like all that just to just to bone down on some titties you know. Just bone down on some titties. Yeah. I also like we go and see where like where where Zerxes hangs out like with his crew his posse. It looks like a strip club. It's a strip club, but there's just like weird like amputees there and stuff. Like later when we see the executioner, he's a man who's had his hands removed and replaced with like crab claw axes.

What is going on? These are Xerxie's crew I guess. And then I was like, are these just all the people who have betrayed their own kind to like, advance Serxie's agenda? Zerksi's agenda? I don't know. And also, were they all going to be thrown off cliffs too? Like, what is this storyline?

And all the dudes that are wearing masks and when they take their masks off. their their masks off their masks off their monsters underneath. Yeah. I was like, oh, how's that xenophobia ban on 4300? It's not great. It's not great. So we see FLID as he comes back and he's talking to Leonidas and he's like, just give up. Just say you'll do the things and everything will be fine. And uh... Because he's told them about the goat path. Yes, yeah. And, um, Leonitis is like his ultimate bust is, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's the. It's thi. It's not the. It's not the. It's not thi. It's not the. It's not th. It's th. It's told them about the goat path. Yes, yeah. And, um, Leonidas is like, his ultimate bust is, may you live forever. That's fucked. Yeah, live forever and just like bone down on some ditties the whole time. You know?

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And then there's the big final battle. Yes. There's also the whole back of the court, Parliament, whatever the fuck they call it, when Circe is like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th, th th, thus, thus, the fuck they call it, when, um, Cercy is like, hey, let's go back up my husband because he's the king and you guys are being dicks. And they're all like, I don't know, and then fucking shit-fags like, she's an adulterer. That's right. That's right.

And then she tries to have sex with them, but he would never do that. Fucking dick. And then she... And then she stabs him and hits him right in the coin purse. Yeah. Because a bunch of coins fall out of him, like it's burger time or whatever. Yeah, they fall out. So he couldn't have gotten him that badly. But it is bad enough to kill him as she says, you will not enjoy this. This will not be quick or whatever. Which was cool. It tha. tho. someone with a beautiful beauty mark. God she rocks that beauty mark. It's a very beautiful woman. It's unfair that she's so beautiful. Don't you think? I'm fine

with it. Someone's gonna do it right? Well yes but it's not me is it? I think you're very beautiful. Shut up! Well I do! So when he sends Dillios back, he's like, hey, take this shark tooth necklace back to my wife. Yeah, so she had given him the shark tooth at the beginning of the film. Was that a tooth from the wolf that he killed, I assume? Well, why did she have it? Because he gave it to her when they started dating, he was like, to, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to, to to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to. She's like, I'm pinned now. Obviously, I mean, she's all in for Leonidas. She's just like, hey, ruin everything, kick that man into the giant trash bit. She's all in for it. But she's also pulling strings is the thing where a woman, she can stand on her own. She's the good lady queen. So yes, so he, I guess that's meant to show us that he knows he's going to die, because he sends it back with Delios.

And that he loves her. But he never said it. No, he doesn't have to. He kind of do though, you should probably tell people you love them. It's true. We're all going to die. It's specific. Yeah, it's how I think I'll probably die. Oh no. Yeah. I'm getting very dark in this one, I'm sorry.

It's okay. This is a very dark movie. Yeah. So she gives the shark to his son. Oh, who is also at the same child? I'm sure. Who is at the beginning of the film? My next note is long boring speech. Who gives it? Leonitis. Oh, okay. And that's the one. I think that's the one we died in hell or I'll see you in hell or. Okay. Don't you fear no evil. Um.

I got a barren speech is. I got a lot of open mouth running is my last note. Such an inefficient way to run. Oh no, the long boring speech is is Dillios telling everyone that like that first they met 300 and now they meet 10,000. Yes, because he's leading the army. Yeah. When it pans out we see that he's leading the army. Then there's a lot of open mouth running. But that is after Leonidas is death, which is by being shot at least a thousand million times before he goes down. Yeah.

Arrows, they, you know, can you imagine how much that fucking hurts? No, I can't. I literally cannot. Especially in the gut. You know what I mean? Yeah. No. But earlier in this movie somebody gets stabbed in the bicep and just keep swinging their sword around and I was like oh no if you put something through your like bicep muscle your arm is fucking useless how come when I cut my thumb I know spend the next hour with it over my head going to try and the's not gonna use that thumb again for like at least a week my thumb is still numb from when I solicited I definitely did nerd damage it well it did both I damaged you know the the the the the you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the you you you the you you the you you the you you the th th th th th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I the I'm the I'm the a te a te a teeeeee a teeeeeeeeeeeee a tee a thee a the a thumb I'm the I the I the I damage. I think it's a nerd damage. Well, it did both. I damaged a nerd. You know why, Alan? Because you're a Delawareian. You are not a Spartan. And I've never heard you go,

this is Delaware. My high school mascots were Vikings, so... Close enough. Like every third high school in America we were Vikings. Spartans are a big one and Trojans. Yeah. Yep, yep. Everything that sounds like a condom wrapper. My high school was the Rams. Just silly and cool.

The babies. The Bayfield babies? The Bayfield babies, yeah. Yeah. One of those is saved by the bell and the other one is not. Bayside, that's saved by the bell. Yeah. Katie.

Alan. Would you like to give a rating to 300? I mean, sure. Or do you want to just tell me what Danzig would have to do both. Okay. Okay. And Danzig, I think he's going to give it a seven. I think he's going to find some things to critique, but I think overall, on the whole, he's going to enjoy it. He would probably want more practical blood. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's certainly, there's a lack of that.

Sure. cool makeup dead bodies because they're all CGI. Like there's a point in which the Spartans build a wall out of dead guys. Yeah. Which is insane because they, like that is so much energy that it would take to do that. And then they just push it over on the emissary. They don't even get any of the guys with them. Like you've wasted all of that. I mean, they're just the ultimate fighting dicks of Greece. Yeah. I mean, this movie is toxic masculinity in person, you know.

But I have to be honest. Oh, oh. I enjoyed it. I had a fun time watching this movie. It's long, but I felt it moved quickly. I thought all the choreography of the fight scenes was excellent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the stylized aesthetic. Yeah. It's a bad movie. Yeah. It's dumb. Yeah. You could probably watch it on mute and have a better time. I'd give it a six and a half. Oh nice. Yeah. Wow. 300! The first time I watched this movie was with the riff tracks for it.

Oh, that would be so fun. It would be, except they went down some weird homophobic things like they do every once in a while. Yeah, they did that in Roadhouse too and I was like, this is not enjoyable. Yeah, like when Xerxes shows up, they kind of went off the deep end and I was like, Oh, that's a bummer. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. to to to to to toe. toe. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. they kind of went off the deep end and I was like oh yeah so this was much more enjoyable watching it without the riff tracks okay it's still a terrible movie and I don't like that it's been adopted by ding donongs to like further their ding dong to talk masculinity bullshit wait ding dungs are using this as a rallying cry sure yeah I didn't know that okay fine five and a half I think this is a movie this is a this is a this is a this is a th th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th is a th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I was a thi thi thi thus tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I was like th. I was th th. I was on th. Yeah. I was on th. Yeah. I was th. Yeah. I was th. I was th. th. th. Yeah. It's what's what's what's what's what's what's what th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. It's what th. It's what th. It's what th. It's what th. It's what th. It's what th. It. It's what th. It. It's what th. It's what the the the the the th. It's the th. I was th. I was what th. I was th. I was what th. I was what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's, th. I was, th. I was like. I'm. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And Don of the Dead is his highest rated movie.

And then this movie is a little bit lower, and then his movies just keep going down in the response from people. It was pretty great. Have we done any other Zaxman? I mean, that's the only one. What else has he made? Sucker punch?

Which is not a good movie? He did the Batman and Superman movie. He did the Watchman movie, not the TV show on HBO. I was going to say I thought people really liked that. The TV show is great, but the movie is not. Okay. He just... How does he keep falling into this shit? I think Michael Bay still makes movies and made all those terrible transformer movies and all that stuff. I thought people liked those. Yeah, I think th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I tho. I tho. I thought people liked those. Yeah, I think they do, they're not good. That's fair. They make money though, huh? I mean, this movie made a ton of money.

Yeah, I don't think it's terrible. No. If I had seen in the theater, I wouldn't have been like, well, that was a waste of my money. For sure. . It's where we're at. It's the perfect movie for a 300th episode. 300 I cannot believe it. I never had an ending for any of this so like of course we'd get to 300 but also we got to

fucking 300. We are coming up on our six-year anniversary. We're about to start our seventh year of Warewolf Ambulance. What is it, October 24th, I think, is our anniversary. 2014 we started. Holy shit. I know. I know. One of the best decisions I've ever made in my life. Oh, so much fun.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And apparently other people are to watch 300. Sorry if you're mad 300 wasn't a horror a horror movie. After whatever we did last week, but also it wasn't a horror movie. A week before that, that wasn't a horror movie? What did we do before that? Shawbreaker. Oh yeah, man, we should do a horror movie next week. But let's thank our Patron's. But let's think our Patron's to thank some of the patrons who have supported us on our Patreon.

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We've got Mike M from Florida. M as in murder party, I is in I know who killed me. K is in Kang, like Stephen. E as in Event Horizon, and M is in Midsummer. Big fan of that. I'd like to thank Joe Elwell from New Jersey. Okay. And I'd like to think Kaylee from the Down River Michigan area. No idea what that means. What is that? I don't know. See Michigan people are weird about where they live in the state, like upper peninsula. Yeah, where on the mitten. Yeah, but I've never heard of down river. Yeah, sounds a relaxing. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. never heard of Down River. Yeah, it sounds nice. I like it. Yeah, yeah, sounds relaxing. Kaylee, you're not weird. I didn't mean that. I met all everyone in Michigan is weird. Not you specifically. But this spring she graduated from the University of Michigan. Congratulations, Kayley. And her side passion related to her academic work was analyzing the final girl trop in horror. Oh, nice. Oh, thi. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. you. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I. Okay one more. Oh please. Do I have enough to do one more? Yes I do.

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