Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 302- Verotika (2019)

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

First of all, we understand that this is what we get for deciding to watch the Glenn Danzig written/directed/produced 2019 film "Verotika," but we also want to say that just like that Bryan Adams song from "Prince of Thieves," everything we do, we do it for you. We watched this movie so you don't have to. If you already did...welp, our apologies. Special topics for your consideration include: the sad life of a beloved comic strip character, actually offending the French with poor accents, being able to tell the difference between a story and a single thought, bored twerking and THE BAD BOY OF KARATE!  Want to watch a good anthology in this, the Hallow-est of months? Try out Episode 68- "Trick r Treat." Want to hear us talk about Danzig some more? Get into Episode 187- "Dog Soldiers." Hey, we have a Patreon AND voting is open for our third action movie- it's Keanoctober, baby! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you. And HEY, we have a merch store! Get yourself or someone you love a t-shirt, cell phone case, throw pillow and more weird items at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance. We're at: facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. on Reddit: r/werewolfambulance [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. You skipped one. Did you get nervous? I was going to go with... Tell your friends not to watch this film. If you like them, you don't want them to see it. I thought you were going into it. You like Pena coladas. If you like Pina collarda...

What if Danzig did that song? Is that your dancing impression? Yeah, it's the best I have. Mother. It's terrible. Give me yours again. I can just do the misfits here, like, Hollow-Wern. Yeah, you're gonna do the invisible orange what you're doing as well.

I'm gonna bite into this fucking pair and it's gonna be juicy. Oh, Katie, what are we doing? We're doing the Glenn Danzig written and directed film Verodica. Produced. And produced, pardon me, and scored by. Oh God. So the shutter description of it says it demands rowdy group viewings except I was watching it at 9 a.m. on a Wednesday morning so you get rowdy? I got so rowdy. I know I know the misfits sure I know Danzig sure but what the fuck else is wrong with him like what the fuck else is

he doing that has led him to this place and he's like in his mid-60s right yeah and a real conservative or something? Yeah. Yeah. I think he was like a super handsome dude when he was young and he was a weirdo on top of that. Yeah. And so like got real into himself on some level? Like he's super egotistical. And not Danzig. But I mean, the Misfits egotistical. Not Danzig. But I mean the misfits, Sam Hain, Danzig, the first four albums, are like ten poles in my existence. For sure. I mean, I mean, it have to be. Imagine like, you know, 12 or 13-year-old Alan discovering the misfits and just being like, what is this?

Being like, this is for me. Yeah, the misfits. It's, oh, it was so perfect. But I mean, what I'm saying is, what has happened to him between the end of that and the now-times to make him who he is? I don't, I mean, seemingly everyone on earth making fun of him. That'll hurt. Yeah. He's been memeed carrying cat litter like we all do. Everyone's cat has to shit somewhere and I know you've got one.

I think that's the problem with looking so dark all the time and looking, like people are just like, hmm, but are you though? Because you want to shit on the dark guy, whatever you can. Yeah, I guess any mundane task you do while looking like that is comedic. Yeah, for sure. Like just buying a toothbrush at Target. And you're like, I need it, a new one. These fangs aren't going to brush themselves. No, you're right.

Okay. So he, but he also does comic books or something? That's what the thing I'm asking, I guess. He ran a publishing house called Verrotting. Okay. Why though? Because... Is there a market for this? Yeah, there's other scuzz buckets out there. Sorry if you like this, I'm sorry. I just didn't know. Alan's only to go to a scustucooge a. Sure. It doesn't rub me the right way Johnny Gill. I don't know what that means. A R&B song from the early 90s. It's fine. Okay, good, good, good. I always thought it was funny because it's called Rubbed You The Right Way. Mm-hmm. Katie. Before we get into talking about this film, yeah, I've made a little game. I. I. th. th. th. the the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Sure, th. Sure, th. Sure, th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. th. It th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's theeeea. It's toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's the. It's the. It's do get it. Katie, before we get into talking about this film, I've made a little game.

I'm very excited. And I was giddy when I named it. In the style of raw, raw, raw or raw, this game is called Danzig, or damnzig! You are so proud of yourself and you know what you should be because that's very, very good. So what I'm going to do is give you a quote and you have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to talke talking their their the to talking their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their together together together together together.a. I. I. I'm today. I'm today. I'm today. I'm. I'm together. I'm together. I'm try. I'm try very, very good. So what I'm going to do is give you a quote, and you have to tell me whether or not it's from Glenn Danzig, or the tansig? Uh-huh. I like that you were like, there's still a debate thirty. I'm so fucking ready for this.

Did you ever see the Ziggy Christmas special? It is so sad. No, Ziggy's life is not a happy life. I think it's about homelessness, miracle. It's really a hard watch. Wow, I'll take the Garfield Halloween, man. Oh yeah, were they those ghost pirates? Have you shown that Lucie yet?

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Ziggy, no. Did you say that? He did. Zicke's one of those men on the street. Once a man on the bus told me I was prettier with my sunglasses on. I was like, no, that's true. Good call, thank you, sir. Thank you, I'll put them back on.

I didn't realize I was outside of me talking to me right now. Diet is really important and I think vitamins are really important also. Fuck, that could really go either way. I'm going to go dancing. It is dancing. It is dancing. It's dancing being interviewed at a GNC for spin magazine. I googled dancing quotes and that's one of the ones that came up. All right, here's another one. I'll rip your heart out your navel.

Ziggy, no. That's actually a misheard, misfits lyric for me. The real lyric is, I'll rip your heart out, I have them. Yours is so much better. Yeah, I'll rip your own out your name, like, he, he, oops. Or just like all the, all the way in there and all the way out. Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes it's an optional feature. Ziggy, listen not everything

is a greeting card okay? Like just fucking be real with me for once. I wish the Libertarian Party got more play in the media but they don't. Ziggi like I said, get more play in the media Danzig. What do you, what do you fucking want? We make fun of it every four years. What else do you want to talk? I guess that's true. I guess he means not jokes at it, it's expense. I know money can't buy happiness,

but these days it can't even buy groceries. Fuck, Danzig. No, cut to Danzig with his cat letter. Ziggy, that's what I'm saying, Ziggy's fucking morose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have a weight problem. I have a height problem. Ooh, think about Danzig.

Oh, he's a short man. Oh, he wouldn't say that about himself. It's a short man. It's a very giant woman as I, that's small for me. Yeah. That's a very giant woman, as I like to tell people. All right, here's the last one, and I think this is a good segue. Okay, I'm ready.

You guys laughed at the stuff I wouldn't have laughed at. No. Please tell me it's not Danzig. Oh, no. It's from the Q&A after people watched Rattica. Did he say that? Mm-hmm. Oh God that's actually heartbreak. He is, isn't it? Yeah. Could you just picture crestfallen dancing? Like, you guys, uh, you laughed with the stuff I wouldn't have laughed. Whoa! Mother! This fucking movie. It's a portmanteau of violence and erotica.

Violets got short-tripped. I'll be honest with you. Violetica. That sounds like an act of wear brand, doesn't it? Or a name that you would be given in Jawbrainer. That's right. So this is an anthology film. The anthology is tied together as so many are by a host. It's a woman. She has dark hair, tits out. Her name is Marela. It's like, she sounds like a pasta dish. Yes, my grandfather made the best.

Oh, Morella. Marela. Not Elvaira. Don't get it twisted. Or Vampirea or Morella. And it's fine. Except that it opens with her, she has a woman tied up. And she pokes out her eyes with her very long fingernails, which is cool. But that girl could have just closed her eyes. Uh-huh. That would have literally protected

her. She pulls her fingers up to show them to the camera and there's no eyeballs on the fingers. What the fuck, Morela? She just does like, she deep throats one of her fingers to get the blood off, and I was like, oh, this is just, this is you you you you you you, th.. th. th. th. th. This is just, th. This is just, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thr-a, thi, thi, thi, tho, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, th. I's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. t t tote. tote. tote. tot, tot, tot, like, like, tot, like, tot, tot, tote. tote. th. th. th., oh this is just, this is you getting your rocks off dancing. Did you look at the IMDB page for this movie? Did you look at the photos for all of the cast? All Undie Picks. Oh yeah, yeah. These are many of them adult film stars? Mm-hmm.

There's no way that there wasn't a, she's not hot enough discussion when casting this movie. Boy. When the opening credits rolled in, it was just all these women's names, I was like, Courtney Staudin is in this movie. You have to be fucking kidding me. Who's Courtney Staden? Courtney Sotten is the worst actor in this film. Who is she? Hmm, whoa.

Is she the woman in the first vignette? No, wow, that's weird. She's really bad. She's the woman in the, she's the blonde woman in the second vignette who she gets her face taken off and she's like, oh, hey, what are you doing? Stop that. That's Courtney, fucking Stod. Yeah, what? What?

Courtney, shut up. Are you familiar with the work of Courtney Stodd? I am not. She was a teenager, a literal teenager, who married Doug Hutchison, the guy who played Eugene Toombs on the X-Files and some other things. Okay, okay. He was like the scumbag. He was like in his 40s and she was a literal teenager her parents had to like sign her over. And then they got like a reality show on E. tha. tha. tha. tha. th. th. th. thi. th. to. thi. to to thi. to to thi. thi. thi. thi. to be, thi. to be, to be, to be, toe, toe, thi, thi, thi, tooom, tooom, too, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. A toeeeeea, toeeeeeeean, toeeean, toeean, toeeeeean, toeeeeeeeeeee. A thager, her parents had to like sign her over. And then they got like a reality show on E or whatever. Oh, good lord. Was it like my child bride?

Basically, yeah. Isn't it funny that our ages are so different? And her tits are so big. Can we get Jerry Lee Lewis not for this one? Okay, we'll go with this other scumbank. I mean, other than a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh with this other scumbank. I mean, other than Sean Caden. Yeah. She's the name in this movie.

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That was the name that I was like, are you are you shitting me right now? Yeah, that's good. What are you doing here, lady? Honestly, like what are you doing? What are you doing? What I love about Morella? What I love about Morella in the pantheon of things that I th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yes? Yes? Yes, thi? Yes, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, the the thi, What I love about Morella, in the pantheon of things that I love about Morella. So much to love. She's great as acting. She's great at delivering lines. She doesn't know what the vignettes are called. She doesn't do like a creepkeeper like, no you're right. I think in, in like the last one she makes a joke about it after it plays. Yes, I think you're right, yes. But for the most part, she's just like, hey, my dorklings, or darklings, or...

This next one is spooky, scary times. Hi, generic opening to a scary film. You're right about that. Morela, I don't know which one I'm going to do right now, but just say anything. Just make a couple of these and we'll stitch him together and post. You know what the irony of this whole fucking thing is too? I bet Danzig is a very vanilla lover. Like, I bet he just wants to like do it missionary style, watch an episode of the X-Files and pass out. I guarantee you,

he's a bottom. He's definitely like, that's true. My back's really killing me. He's not going to be able to keep up. You're right, he's just gonna fucking lay there. And then he makes this movie where it's like... He's just gonna hum mother. You're like, why do we have to be listening to it on the stereo and having you hum it? I just, okay, well, could you look alive? I'm just gonna roll over a decapitated chicken real quick. I'll be right back. Glenn, no. Oh, my, uh, I have a note that says, I hope this is better than that worm sex movie.

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As if every song that man ever made wasn't the score for a horror movie? How could he not get it right when he did the score for this horror movie? He did two albums called Black Aria and Black Aria two or something? And they are just like, synthesize our horror movie scores? Really? And it's like like, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do like, do that, do? that, do? that? that? th? th? th? th. thi, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th... th... th...... th.... th.... th. th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? to, to, thi? to, to, to, to, thom? thom? thom? thom? thom? thom? thizer horror movie scores. Really? And it's just like, dog, you already had them.

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Sure. And I'm ashamed of that now, because this movie is so bad. I'm still going to get a Misfits tattoo. I mean at some point, yeah. Before or after your Whirl of Amulance Statue. Ah, well, that was my Misfits Statue is also designed by Justin Gray. Okay, well. It's from their lyric, The Omlet of Disease Awaits, a newtiwit, and it's an omel with a fork and a knife with the dance or the misfits fiend face in front of it. That's really funny. Yeah. That's very funny. But then could the werewolf from where will of ambulance be eating the omelette? So it's like you know we're all getting eaten by someone? Maybe. We'll see. Think about it. Think about it. I thought the were the werewolf was supposed to be going down a ventilation system. Oh that's right. the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's very that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. It's th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's an th. It's an th. I th. It's an the the. It's an the the the the the. We's the the the the the. We's the. We're theat. We's very the. It's the. It's a ventilation system. Oh, that's right.

I did change my mind once already. Sorry about that. So the first vignette is the albino splitter of de jit. Why are they French? Why are they being French? Let me just get into my accent real quick. Okay, I'm ready. Can we do the entire vignette's discussion in that voice? Oh, why are your teets teets teets teets teets thits thits thits thits thits thits thits thits thits thits thii thi that French that French that French the entire vignette discussion in that voice oh why are your teeth have eyes is that French is how you say pretty good

that's not French mercy I don't know why I feel like I need to be gravely I'm also doing dancing wee wee so this opens with a woman just given a beage like you do with a waistman of her shorts cut off like it's 2002, like deeply out of style. She's given the beacher and then the guy's like oh come over here baby and she like slides up him and the camera goes with her, there's no dick out. I mean it's an odd concept to be like come up here and just like make out for a while with our clothes on. That's backtracking. You don't do that. But then luckily, thanks dancing, it gets sexually assaulty right off the bat. Yeah, he's trying to pull her shirt off.

She doesn't want him to. If does not want him to. If I had eyeballs for nipples, I think I'm gonna wear a bra if I don't want people to see that eyeballs. He rubs against the pupils. Yeah, I mean it can. I was wondering if they'd blink. they do not. So that means it's just not there's no way for them to blink. They have to blink because they cry. They have to blink. I the the the their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to th. I th. I th. I to to th. I to to to to to th. I to to to to to to thi to tho. I've tho. If tho. If thi. If thi. If I had th. If I had th. If I had th. If I had th. If I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. I So that means it's just not, there's no way for them to blink. They have to blink because they cry. I fucking missed that. So, she, her shirt eventually comes up, she has eyeballs on her boobs. It's basically in place of nipples.

Uh-huh, yeah. Which has been done in other movies before to much better effect. Wasn't Warlock one of those? It was supposed to be in Warlock, but it didn't happen. Because I remember we made jokes about Julian Sands would have been in two movies because Gothic thi and Gothic. Oh, okay, okay. See, I just had like a Bear and Stain Bairs moment where I'm sure I've seen it but I've never seen it but I've never seen Gothic. Yeah. Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there, there, oh, there, there, oh, there, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there, there, there, there, there, there, they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and they and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi and thi and thi and thi and thi and thi and thi's thiiiii's thiiiiiiiiaa' thiiiiiiaa' thia' thi's thi and thi and time. First time eye boobies. Yeah. Don't ever say Danzig's your first time again, to me a 36-year-old woman. So the French guy, har, sees her eyeball tits and goes, your teats, they are looking at me, and then he runs out of the room,

like asks no questions, just going to leave. I have a note that says, these are French accents I could do. Even if she didn't have eyeball and place some nipples you could still yell that. Yeah right. It's I mean it's so stupid and then she just starts crying and her next to her neighbor comes in she's like, are you okay in French? In French?

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Beg it? Uh-huh. Beg it? One of my first notes is, are the French mad about this? Because they should be. And her friend, and she's like, it happened again.

I lost another one. Like, oh no, that guy who was trying to sexually assault you, you lost another one. I couldn't tell if they were sex workers or... No, I think just horny. I think she's just horny. Okay. She puts her her face in her hand and says, I would be fine, and then dramatic piano music starts playing and it's like, is this a after-school special about having eyeball tits? When she's crying with her face in her hand, her shirt is pulled up

and there are tears falling out of her titty eyes. I'm actually so bummed that I miss that that I'm going to go back and look to go back and look at it. We've also seen this like albino spider CGI thing scuttling about it looks it looks terrible it looks like it belongs in the cube or whatever that movie was it looks like it's like it's like it's like okay so this is where I'm thinking about putting the spider and he's like you got him my man yeah let's go it's in the action action you got him a man because six norm McGillicut is gonna be standing right behind her I need to talk about this guy. So my next note says, oh for Christ's sake, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I think that's when the spider turns into the man. Wouldn't it have the note, oh he a man now? He has six arms, two legs. Two of the, it's like if you've seen Goro from Mortal Kombat, but worse. He and D'Ageet both narrate every thought they have out loud. Why did they not have her being voice over? I still can't figure out why they're French. No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. That's good to the place anywhere. Yeah. No it's French man.

My man. That's it. I like when the roommate opens the refrigerator and she goes milk or B.R. Ma'am no. So Spider-Man stands up and he's like, I can only roam when you're asleep. Why are you here now? Why do you have any sort of psychic connection with her and what does it have to do with their eyeball tits? Those never are explained at all. Is he seeing the world through her tits? I mean, I was really trying to put it together.

Wow, I didn't, Oh wow, maybe, maybe. She's always wearing a shirt. Everything is so pink in the world. He says the line, let me be real. And I was like, I imagine like, that spider guy like sitting down with a chair backwards and striling and being like, let me be real with you. Kids, it's me, friend of the jet. Freak is such an ugly word, a true tramp would use grotesque. What?

Milk, oh beer. Taget. Why does the spider kill her neighbor? I don't know. Well, that's his thing, right? Linneck breaker. Linneck breaker. Fremash. Why, why with the beginning his thing, right? L'nickbreaker? Leckbreaker! Linnockbreaker!

Why would the beginning of the name be French, but not the rest of the name? Le, neckbreaker. L'Engbaker. L'English. Have you seen Leshues? shoes. So she finds her roommate like hanging in the middle of the room but doesn't see her like she's like please answer but she's just looking at her feet dangling there. She wouldn't even muster a scream did you notice no one in this movie screams?

Not a single one of these assholes. Her roommate or whatever is hung up with cotton around her neck like it's spiderwood. Yeah yeah it's so fucking funny. He's gonna spin a really thick web with that huge human-sized asshole of his. Where does his wiener go? I was trying to find it actually. So then we could... It appeared to be tucked. It did, and like, molded over. He mulled over it's in a flap. So then we're on the street with some streetwalkers.

This woman sucks so bad at smoking. She looks like me trying to smoke when I was 14 and wanted people to think I was cool. You just like you're like, you're like, like, like, like, like, like, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be told o' told o'er, told o' told o' told o' told o' told o' told o' to be people to be people to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their their their their their their their their thoomffffffffffffffffrey, their their their. Maybe just don't have her smoke then. She's clearly not a smoker. She doesn't have to be French. She doesn't have to smoke. As fuck is my specialty? That's something she says.

A monso. Do you have a preferance? Madam. Excuse me, Madame. I want to fuck you in the ass. You can't say that with a straight face. Alan just like burst into giggles. It was so funny.

I'm sorry. I want to do it again, man. You can't laugh. You're right. I says he wants to do that and then strangle her and she says, Oh good, ass, what you said. Ass fuck, he's my speciality? And then he just snaps her neck.

No, he says like, also I'm going to break your neck in French. And she says, wait, what? Shirley, you're joking. Like, maybe you'd brunt her just run. Because that guy can't chase you with all those fucking arms. You'd look absurd. There's going to be so much wind drag on all those arms. Honestly, and he knows it, he knows it, too. Sure.

So. Speciality? Preference. She gets her neck snapped. And then we are back with Daget at her photo shoot. What is it an ad for? and then we are back with Daget at her photo shoot, which has been referenced earlier. What is it an ad for? Longere, no, latex body suits?

I guess. So, the woman, the women who are modeling, well the one just keeps flipping her hand back and forth. It's like, somehow sexy for a number of those women, which is grinning, like the way when you sell someone say cheese. And the cameraman is like, oh sexy, sexy, sexy. He is the worst of the accent because when he has to tell the model the shoot is over and they have to leave, it's literally unintelligible. And then there's the one blonde woman who makes foot of her that says, she's a poiseco. She's a po-psico. She probably. It's, it. It's, it. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. thi. th. It's th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th's th's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the. And the. And th there's the one blonde woman who makes foot of her that says, she's a po-syco. A psycho.

She probably thought it was French. She pronounced the P in Psycho. And were I able to? I would have done a back flip. I was so excited. I don't even think we've talked about the weirdest part of the scene, which is that this happened because she was sleeping, sitting up, in a in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in a a a a the the the the the the the the the the the the the this happened because she was sleeping, sitting up in a room full of people wearing bondage gear. She was a photo shoot. What? Why? And her friend's response is, oh you've been so tired. Yes, you'd have to be, huh? And then she sees the news about it and the reporter is from the

50s. Why? Uh-huh. I am on TV, the neckbreaker. The neckbreaker. The neckbreaker. So to relax, she goes to a porn theater because she has literally no interests outside of sex, I guess. And then she goes in and commentates it, which has to be so fucking annoying, like, don't talk in a movie, you fucking millennial. This is where I have the note, oh God, we're only 20 minutes in. Uh-huh.

Oh, God. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. One of the people of the men in the theater says to the other man, this is where she does them both. And I was like, fucking no spoilers. thoks during porn. Why does the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the mar the marthird time. Why does the Marquis say Eyes Without a Face in French and then they're showing porn inside. Is that what

it said? Yeah yeah it was the lay visage blah blah blah. I didn't fucking Google it. Well for some reason I know the French title to see it of eyes without a face. And I was like so you're... You're... As a nerd. You I was like, so you're, you're, as a nerd, you're promising me this French art horror movie and I'm getting, oh yeah, mm-hmm, all right. Like the most pornography, this is where he does her, they both do her, why?

Do you think that's the only French phrase, Danzig knew? Like he wanted to put up Jeunet Sequa, and they were like, no, and he was like, Sele of V? And they were like, no, you cannot put that on the marquee. And he was like, as a horror movie nerd, I recognize this movie's title of French, can we use it? He's like, that's an Easter egg. guys out there. Idiot. And they're also playing yaya music as they're going in which is like that French 60s like pop that I really enjoy. There's also a French Fiona Apple in this that I thought was fine. Oh god the next one has

the worst music I've never heard in a movie. I need to. I don't think we're going to get there in this week's episode. A five-parter on her. Herodica. Herodica, a thesis. Luckily, the next two are quick. This is like the longest one, you know. Oh, it's true. Because this is the only one that had any sort of anything.

In the beginning, Oh my god. movie theater and she sees that the Spider-Man is raping someone. Yes. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Cool, cool. And then she wakes up to the three men in the movie theater who we have seen are going to rape her. Yeah, it's a really good 20 minutes of cinema for sexual assault if that's your thing. Ew Danzig, fuck you dancing or some notes I have right here. What are you doing, guy? What is this meant to be? It's gotta be his like, that's fucking hot.

Yeah. I bet Danzig is one of those men that think that all women have rape fantasies. Oh, for sure. Ah, Danzig. Remember that. the trash once in a while. Also, take out the the the the the the the the the the the the the trash once in a while. Everything can't be my job, Glenn.

So she just gets up and leaves and is like, hey no, and walks out of the theater, which is a fucking bummer. Goes to a cafe, doesn't order coffee, but is sitting at a table with coffee and pays for it and leaves. Sits down, the coffee's already there, and then the waiter comes up and he goes, another refill? And it's like, you would recognize this woman. It wasn't the woman sitting here before, you know. And she's like, okay, goodby. She does turn to Arnold the next.

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As we know, 911 has no fucking idea where you are. They don't. They don't. No. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know that. I thought the whole thing with 911 did you have to call him and be like, yeah, no, I'm at this address and this is happening? They don't have GPS? I don't know. I don't think so. It never has any other horror movie. That's a really good point. I thought, oh God.

Maybe they just like pinged. Oh my god. probably doesn't know where you are. Do you remember our character of the terrifying men on one operator? I miss that we should work that in more often. Get some help! I don't know! Oh God, lady are you a- oh geez! That sounds bad! There should be a bong-rip sound effect while that's happening! So then the police show up dressed like the Gestapo, right? There should be a bong rip sound effect while that's happening. So then the police show up dressed like the Gestapo, right? They look like legionaires? Okay, yeah, that's better.

Oh my god. Well, is this before, after she takes the sleeping pills and as she takes the sleeping pills, and as she takes the sleeping pills, the Spider-Man shows up. What are you doing? Oh yeah, yeah, th th th th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi, thi,? Oh yeah, you bitch, wake up, I am dying, wake up. Like that's dialogue in this movie. It really is, it's phenomenal. Which happens after the police break down the door with a little, with like a tiny battering ram,

but they're doing it so lightly and it's just. Because every time they hit the door, the entire wall is going. Hit it harder, you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you the the the th, you th, you th, you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin. thin. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin. It's thin. thin. thin. th. thin. th thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi't I love the thing when they bust through the door and you could see where it was sawed So that it would break which is fine like I think that's hilarious. Yes What also is fine is the fucking spiderman running at them with all of his arms up They don't care that he has this many arms or that face. They're just like oh, this fucking? Bang bang bang bang. They're like like th. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. th. th. th. they don't th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is th is th is th is th is th is thi. thi's the. the. the. the. theee. theeee. thee. the. the. the. thi's thi's the. thi's the. th face. They're just like, oh, this fucking guy. Bang, bang, bang, bang. They're like, he's pale as a ghost. Like, they don't mention that he has four extra limbs. And he's smoothed down there, like Ken.

Genitals. Oh, in the face of a spider, did we not mention that? He is pale as a ghost. I love it. His spider mouth is just like an old-timey villain's mustache drawn. Oh my god. And then the last line is, sergeant her breasts, they are eyes and the sergeant goes, wee. Because one of her boobs fell out of her shirt when she'd killed herself. Ha ha ha ha, that's the whole story.

Shit. The end, fuck you dancing. Oh, this is when Morella comes back on, it goes, The eyes have it. Fuck you, Morella. Which is followed up in my notes with, fuck you, dancing. We can, yeah. I'm not directing my anger in the right places.

The next one yet. Okay, so wait, I want to tell you where I am mentally at this point. Okay, please. Because when we were talking tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi more tho thi more thi more thi more tho thi more thi more thi thi more thi more th. th. th. th. th. tho tho thi more more more thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi more more more thi more more thi more more more more thi more thi more more thi more thi more thi more thi more thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thia. thi. thia. thito tell you where I am mentally at this point. Because when we were talking about this, you hadn't seen it. No. And I hadn't seen it. And you were like, I don't even think it's going to be bad enough to be funny. And when that vignet ended, I was like, you know what, Alan was wrong, this insane and stupid and I think it's being sincere which is very cringy but also like all right I'm all along for this ride with you dancing for sure if this

was the entirety of Viratica I may be just like oh dancing you fucking lovable goof yes exactly you lovable goof who managed to work sexual assault in three times 20 minutes but still but, the ride ain't over yet. Oh no we're just... We got a change of face. We are... okay. It opens on a woman saying your face. It's very nice. Give it to me and another woman saying no my face, what do you want my face? Now you can't have my face. She's not the worst actor in this vignet she's looking in every direction like you can't figure out where this woman who's sitting right in front of her voice is coming there's a lot of points in

this movie where it's clear that the actors had no direction sure like especially in the third vignet yeah well well how much yes in the first one in the photo when the woman calls for a psycho there there's like a they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they the the the their a their their their their their their their their their their their their th their th the th their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th is th is th is th is th is the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is to the the the the when the woman calls through a poiseco there's like a scene where they're like vamping yeah and they don't stop and the camera just keeps rolling and then woman's just doing like her hand flipping thing and then they're kind of like looking at each other like how long do we do this and one woman's like in a full Gimp outfit and it's just like, uh, Glenn? We good? He's like just playing air drums and you're like, but why?

Yes, that's your song. It's very, very good, we know. So the woman does not run away from the woman who's threatening to take her face. No one runs away in this movie. What's this now? Yeah. And the removed, she just takes one slash, and face comes right off, and it's literally a giant piece of baloney with like eyes and a mouth cut in it. Like you would make like when you were, yes, you were gonna, you were gonna, you were a kid and you bit the mouth out of your slice of baloney and you were like, it's me, the baloney man.

You know what I mean? Change of baloney face. But I love that the woman, you see her faceless on the ground and she's like, she's got a Frank from Hellraiser mask on. She does. She has all of her muscular tures right there. She has a super buff forehead. She's like, ah, yeah. The cop, the cop, the cop, the c- the c- the c- the c- the c- the c-up, the c, th.. the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thoom, thoom's, thoom's, tho, thoom's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. I I, th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Ch, th. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch. Ch is like, I think she, the cause of death is

bleeding to death and it's like, there's not that much blood. Whatever. It's not this, I think it's an expert where we meet a gruff mcruff. Are you talking about the cop? The detective? Do you know who that is? No. He's the biggest name in this movie, Sean Canaan. Who is he? He is Mike Barnes, the bad boy of karate from Karate Kid Part 3. He's the best actor in this movie. Who has seen Karate Kid Part 3? He was also on General Hospital for like 25 years. Oh, oh, oh, OK. So he is an actual actor.

Yeah. But he's also the bad boy of karate. If you really not seen not see not the the think then then the then then then then thine thine the thine thine the bad boy of karate. If you really not seen karate get bar three, where he demands that Daniel Aruso defend his title, even though he's retired from the world of competitive karate. And Mr. Miyagi has opened a bonsai shop, and spoilers for that movie, but Mike Barnes breaks a bonsai tree, that Daniel was trying to transplant on a cliff,

and it's like really sad. Yes, yes, yes, I have seen that. Okay, so you know Mike Barnes, the bad boy of karate. I have erased him from my memory. Well, he's back. And better than ever. I thought he was great. I thought he was doing the best he could. At one boy that cop comes out to and goes, they took her face. Nice! That's the worst. Like, I just got box seats to the Penguins game.

Nice! They took her face! Nice! No lie in a trader Joe's! Nice! Nice! Oh, nasty mango! Nice!

How fuck we're giddy. Wait, I need to bring it down. Oh, no, let need to bring it down. We need to bring it down. Oh, no, let me call from. It's me, the stripper, the most boring strip club you've ever been to, and everyone is so fucking bored. Uh, I do have the note that I'm as bored as these strippers are. It was the most perfunctory dancing. and she's somehow bored, like her ass cheeks are bored. It's like slow-mo tort and she's like and up and down and up,

fine and down too. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Oh here's a doll, great. But the music is like, you like ladies and dancing? Don't, don't, dunk, go, go, go, wow. Oh, I wrote down the lyrics. Can't stop, won't stop, can't stop, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, th, th, th, th, the th, th, the th, th, th, th, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and to, and to, and to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cl. Cla, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, clop, clop, clop, clop, cla, cla, cla,'t stop, come on, come on. Dancing, is this your song? Is this your song? His song comes in in the second time we see

40 minutes of stripping, of board stripping. And I don't know what the actual lyric was, but... The close captioning changed to I was ripping fire. Listen, I went, I hit the, I could run for the border last night, right? And I got the fire sauce, because you know all of the fire sauce. I got a fucking sandwich bag of fire sauce in my house. But now I'm ripping fire. Rip and fire all over this place. So, the, uh, the man who announces the dancers. Yeah. And I think this is this is this is this is this is this is this is supposed this is supposed this is supposed this is supposed this is supposed this is supposed the the thi the the to be to be the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the man who announces the dancers.

Yeah. And I think this is supposed to be an homage to the Warriors. The radio DJ? Yes. Yeah, this is awesome. Because it's just a close-up on this man with like a college donut, fucking little go-tee. Up next, we've got Mystery Girl.

But the thing in the Warriors is that it's a woman's beautiful sensual mouth and she's talking very slowly and it's like very, she's very, she's articulating every word. And there's a menace to it. There's a menace to it and she's like what she's saying is going to go into the song that she's going to play. This is just very, very gross. So he announances, he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he announ he th. th is th is just th. th is just th is just th. th. th. th. th is just th. th. th. th. th. th. tho thi. thi. to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi is thi. the. This is just very, very gross. So he announces Mystery Girl. Fucking mystery girl. She comes out. Deeply unsexy. Her version of sexy dancing is, she's wearing a veil, which could be sexy. Which is very cool. No, I think it's cool. And like a little bikini. I love, she has skull pasties, which I actually really

was. The skull pasties and like barely anything covering her downtowns. Terrible dancer. And her version of strip dancing is to put her arms straight out and wave a cape and wave a cape and wave a cape and wave a cape and wave a cape and the cape waving lady. What is the mystery? I don't know that you're aroused by this. The bottom of her face? And you can see blood around her eyes because she's wearing someone's baloney face. Yeah, yeah you can see like the jagged edge of the skin and it's like it like zooms in now zoom out again and you're just like dancing why? And I love it because she's very beautiful and her face never changes no matter who's baloney she's wearing. Right which is kind of off-putting

actually because why collect them? Just to put them over your own bologna. By five of the same sweater you know by five of the same sweater you rock that thing. You don't need 40 sweaters you just need 40 faces you're gonna get moths you're gonna get moths and like that's just wasteful. Buy 40 sweaters I don't 40 faces, who cares, we're all going to die. How do you feel about the man wearing the cowboy hat that just has a huge belt buckle on it that says fuck? How do you think I feel? Amazing? Nailed it, yeah. How did you feel about the cop eating the giant donut? I lulled. Is this the, would that the foreground cop or the other guys are in the background? Nice? Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. the th. the the th. the th. the the th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. How, I. the that. How the the the cowboy. How the cowboy. How the the the cowboy. How the the cowboy. How the cowboy. How the cowboy. How the cowboy. How the cowboy. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. How. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the cow. the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the that. that. the that. that. the the the the the thi. thi. I. I lulled. Is this the, would that the foreground cop or the other guys are in the background? Nice! Yeah I guess so. Oh, so then I don't know, then I

think it cuts to Courtney Stadden's murder when she says, who is it? I'm in here? I didn't call maintenance today. She says all these things without pausing as Katie just did to let the person answer and the woman is just like, oh, don't you know? Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Haven't you heard? I'm a face collector? Where would that news have come from? Listen, I'm on a one of those neighborhood Facebook pages and they're talking about a face collector? Yeah, next door. Next door, don't me about it. Yeah. So she, and somehow they still made it racist.

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When the cops show up, she's still alive. Yeah, I killed the other girl, why not her? And as we see, and every time someone dies in this movie, oh, they're breathing, they're breathing, like real champs, being dead and breathing. Yeah. Well, here's the thing about cutting someone's face off. Yeah. You can't just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. Here. Here. their, you can't just. their, you can't just. their, I th. th. th. th. their, I their, I their, I' their, I' their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I I their, I I I their, I I I I their, I I I I their, I I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I'll their, I'll th. Yeah, I'll th. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'll th. K. K. K. K. I'll th. K. K. K. I'll th. K. K. I'll th. K. I'll the other. K. I'll other way incapacitating them. No, no, no, no. No, no, you just... No, no, no, you just...

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Glenn. So she has all these faces hung up on her wall, but they are indistinguishable from one another. They are all baloney, mouth bite, eye bite. Then they cut back to Courtney Staden's apartment where she has now died. She has since died. And there's now suddenly a lady cop who was there to find the very obvious piece of evidence that the men were just like shrugs about like.

Oh, evidence? Nice! So they'd find out. The evidence is a business card of a titty club, as they call it, called Pussy Hats. Which also pissed me off because I was like, Danzig, don't you fucking come at me. It's Pussy Cat with a K. No, it's Pussy Hats, I'm sure of it. I thought Danzig was being mean about the women's march, and I was mad.

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because I get really excited for a couple lines because this is when he's questioning the the other dancers and the one goes yeah we're not telling you dick and I was like you're on side. I want you in my movie. Hey, mystery girl, there's some cops here. I'm gonna need you to run interference. You got it, mystery girl. Where she at? I don't know and run away.

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There's naked women back here. There's naked women everywhere. Nice. And he he goes to the back of the back of the strip club. It's just where Mysteria hangs out, I guess. Oh right, it's her dressing room. He shoots her after she tries to cut his face off. Yeah, badly. Yeah, she just like nicks him.

And I think he calls her a C-bomb a couple times. Yes. I just heard, ha ha ha, Mike Barnes. I love that you know that guy and you're celebrating him so in there. I loved it. I love that movie. He fires off screen a few times. And then we see another mouth at another strip club. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ladies and gentlemen coming to the stage, we've got Mysteria. And she comes up on stage wearing a half shirt so you can see her bullet wounds in her tummy. She shares a $100 bill in half, and I was like, hey, guy pick that up and taping back together. That's a hundo. What are we doing? Why is she doing? Right.

What is your purpose? You're not getting like anything out of it. And then the end. I wrote that was very boring. That can't be the end. No that's it. There was just a middle. There was no beginning or end. No, it's true. We have no idea what happened to her face. We have no idea when she started stealing faces. We don't know why she's a stripper and we don't know what's going to happen to her. So that's a movie, right? So not as good as the elbow as the elbow as the elbow as the elbow as the elbow as the elbow as the elbow as the elbow as the elbow as the album as the album as the album as the album as the album as the album as the album as the album as th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We th. We to to to to thi. We to be. We to be. We to be. We don't. We don't. That's to be. We can't to be. We can't. We're to be. We're to be. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We's. We's. St. St. St. St. St. St. We's. We's. We's. We's. We's. We. We. We. We're. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. th. to. th. to. th. to. th. to. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. the happen to her. So that's a movie, right? Like that's a, no? So not as good as the albino spider to sheet? Uh, no. So if the albino spider vignette was an idea, this was a quarter of an idea. So he's had 1.25 ideas thus far. Well, the next one is just like, what if someone explained a thing from history to you, but you were like play a

Mario cart and like thinking about weed? And, and then they were like, tell me what I just told you. Is he? Do you think he was like, I'm gonna, people probably haven't heard of Elizabeth Bathory? No, right, yeah. Do you think he thinks that we don't know? Or do you think he think he thinks it's like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, some, some, some, th. No, right. Do you think he thinks that we don't know? Or do you think he thinks it's like some like indie thing he's telling us about you know? Oh, I got this pretty underground knowledge that no one will drop all these motherfuckers? I don't I can't fathom his thought process on this.

I mean we should mention that they're doing Hungarian accents. They're better than the French one so I think Hungarians a bit easier to pull off. For sure, for sure. Or just like vaguely Eastern European, although Contessa keeps going between vaguely Eastern European and British. Oh honey. She I feel the most sorry for her out of anyone in this movie. So this one is called Drugica. Is it? Countess of Blood. Okay. Is Elspeth Bathory copywritten? Can you not get that one? Maybe he just didn't want it to be, you know, like too close to it because life imitates art man. Or whatever. I don't know what Danzik would say. Maybe he just didn't want it to be, you know, like too close to it, because life imitates art, man.

Or whatever. I don't know what Danzig would say. So my first note of this was when we meet Drujica. She looks like she's going out for Halloween as a sexy ring wraith. Yes, she looks like a beautiful sexy ring wraith. She's got like a headband of spikes. But they're papier moshaw. And obviously like silky chain mail.

Yeah, it looks comfy. It does. She looks luxurious. And the Nogahide, I'm going to say shoulder thing that she has that keeps moving and she like has to kind of like reach up and shift it. It's a clearly very uncomfortable for her. We're told that she's the Contessa and she's taking like a peasant girl from her home but they're buying her from her mother. Right Caroline Williams of a stretch of

Texas on My Square too. All right. I love that the Contessa's Castle is called Contessa Castle because it fucking is in this movie. You will go to Contessa Castle. Wait. Wait. Wait. No. No.

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goatee thing I'm a bobber. Skeleton man and she's like strapped up into it and her wrists are slit and she has filled a pole with her own blood but there is I don't know a quarter inch trickled in her arm. Listen to me. Yes how many pints of blood are in the human body? Oh hold on let me do the quick math. Kitti pool big enough th for a a a th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thoom thoom tho-a thin thoom. This thoom. thoom. thoom. th. the. thoom-a. Things tho-a. I'm a th. Think I'm a th. Thing th. Thing th. Thing th. Thing th. Thing th. Thing th. Thing th. Thing th. th. th. Think th thing th. th. Think th. th. Think th. I I I I I I I th. I'm a thin, I'm a thin, I'm a the the the, I'm a the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thin. the. thin, I'm a the. the, a quarter inch trickled in her arm. Listen to me. Yes, please. How many pints of blood are in the human body? Hold on, let me do the quick math. Kitty pool big enough for two adult women to get into... Not that many! 173?

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that long and there's no reason someone shouldn't have been teling her like maybe try something else. It's embarrassing and I feel bad. And for those of you who are wisely not going to watch this movie, Katie is not bullshitting you. It's three minutes. It's three. I fast forwarded and then I went from two to four because it wasn't leaving the scene that is dialogueless of her staring at her. She's beautiful. I would stare to myself all god damn day if I was that beautiful. Why is it going on for so long? And why is it the first one of two? She like, and one of them, Sheshka is in the scene. And even she's like, this is getting excessive. Oh my God. And also just use a wet gnaw.

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And just there's some cucumber ones, green tea ones, just put those on your grill. You're going to feel so much better. The scene where she slits that young woman's throat. Where she just lets it spray into her face? But it's obviously being hand pumped by someone. I felt so bad for her. You know when you're peeing sometimes, it like stops and then you start peeing again? It was doing that over and over.

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So make a fist that's about the size of your heart. She pulls out a, I don't know, it's a horse's heart. Yeah, or maybe like a small turkey? Sure, a small turkey. I don't know what a turkey's fist would look like, honestly. Or a turkey's heart? Yeah. It's attached to a bunch of wires like she's going to hotwire a car. Like she pulls it out in there, it's just all the shit's s shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit's just all the shit's dangling from it. Anytime you think about a car going fast, it is always set to that song. I thought we were going to kickstart her heart. Oh, that's better, yeah. Oh my gosh, yes. But that's true that, any time you think about a car going fast, it's kick-staring my heart.

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It's very Mombie if they weren't, if mombie wasn't cool, I guess. But you can see where they clap around their heads. There's like a crack of clasp. Then they throw a CGI body into the flames, I just want to say that. And then I have the note, fuck you dancing. Yeah. And then we get more Morella saying, see you next time, darklings, or whatever she says. She they up like um shruggy style like I'm such a cute shrugger and she goes stay dark and puts her hands down and then she puts her hands up again and

then it cuts and I was like why did you not cut after she said stay dark like why did she have to put her there's just no fucking thought no consideration given to anyone in this movie anything anything they're you guys think you guys the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. thi thi they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thi in this movie, anything they're doing. You guys think I should leave the second hand up? Up, your hands up? Yeah, okay, we'll do that, leave the second one in. Yeah, it's kind of right here. So if the first vignette was a whole idea, and the second one was a quarter of an idea, what is this?

An inkling? Hey man, can you recount his bathroom in me? Yeah, like she looked to look at herself. She like blood. She liked to look at herself and then some more. Blood? Bathtubs of blood? Uh-huh. She gottowards to the titties though. Ooh, can we get a wolf?

Can we fit it? Oh, woe? The killer? Wow. I love letter, Danzig. A love letter to Danzig. God, this fucking film. How, are we, we've been talking about this for like three hours.

An hour and three minutes so far. Great. Katie, let's rate it. You go first. So my first thought that I know is going to piss people off. Uh- Uh-uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, th, th, th, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thooooooo-a. thoooooooooooooo-a, thi. thoo-a, th ready. This is Danzig's, I'm thinking of ending things. What? This is- Comment me with this.

This is the inner workings of Glenn Danzig's mind. This is the shit that he thinks about. Charlie Kaufman is thinking about at the end of his existence, the loss of memory. Yada, yada. This is, which were blood in her tits, be pretty cool. And do it, and do a French accent and have a funny wig. Yeah, I like French horror movies, we think we just said in France. This is um, go listen to the Misfits. That is my rating of this movie. What about you?

I mean, like I said, this made me a shame to have named my Cat Glenn. And I didn't even do that, Rob did. You know what I mean? Zero, zero stars. Zero stars. Oh my gosh. Half a star because I actually... You had an inkling of a star.

One, an inkling of a star for your inkling of an idea. Although I would say, that short film at the beginning was very nice. It wasn't, it was horrible. I thought about rating this. I rated it an inkling of a star. Which is funny because we don't normally use stars. Shit. We got a whole new rating system for dancing Oh, yeah, oh man. Thank you for doing this. Oh, it was fun. Honestly, we've done worse

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