Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 303- Insidious (2011)

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

In this week's episode, we're going back to the oeuvre of James Wan with the 2011 supernatural horror film "Insidious." Special topics for your consideration include: a 90s goth rock mashup for the ages, unhelpful dads, the feeling you get when something is meant to be scary but is actually very very silly, being a human potato and where the heck is Dalton's brother and SadBaby? Do you like hearing us try to make sense of the world of Wan? Listen to Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 83- "Paranormal Activity," Episode 96- "The Conjuring" and Episode 296- "Paranormal Activity 3." Hey, we have a Patreon and we're about to release our third action movie bonus episode, a film that is TBD but is certain to star Keanu Reeves here in KEANOCTOBER! Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/werewolfambulance to see what supporting us can do for you. Find us everywhere else: Merch at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

I don't know. Hey Alan. All right. We were, but there's just like the split second of us like, huh? We both just gasped and looked at one another. Why? I don't know. This is episode like 303 or 304 us like, We both just gasped and looked at one another. Why? I don't know.

This is episode like 303 or 304. You'd think we'd know how to do it? Fireface Man is behind you. What? It's okay. It's not much. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine.

So we just finished recording last a very giddy episode. I feel like I should thank Glenn Danzig for that because the past few episodes I've been like, hey, and then jokes happened, I guess. You know what, the Night of the Creeps episode, our depression was palpable. You could bite it like a sandwich. Thank you for sticking with us. Yeah, I hope that wasn't your first episode and I hope you didn't walk away from us. Whatever. I'm lightly drunk. We just talked about dancing for over an hour. Not even a movie, just dancing. Just dancing. I could. I could do it. I love that, man. What else do you love horror movies? I do? I love Halloween. Do you love Insidious? So fun fact. We agreed to do this and I was like, oh man, I have to rent this, I own this movie on DVD. The fuck?

The fuck? The what? I bought it, I think it was at half-price books for like five bucks and I was like, I'd never seen that. I bought it just on a whim. Wow. Weird you didn't offer it to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me. Yeah. Weird you didn't offer to me because I had to rent it. Insidious. Insidious.

The years 2009, I want to say? 2009, 2010, something like that. Sometime in that just like black hole of horror movie. Sometime in when everything's gray in your horror movie. Oh, sure shit. Yeah, I'm sorry, April 1, 2011. Oh, sure shit. Yeah, later than I thought. Okay, so wait.

At the end of last week's episode, you were like, yes, we're gonna do Insidious. It's by the whoever did the Conjuring. It's James Wan, director of Saul and the Conjuring. So he was rich when he made this movie. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Casale made a brunt zillion dollars. So why the fuck is his so low budget? It's the producer Orantelli, I think his name is, of Paranormal Activity, who is beyond rich.

Yeah, why did they spend so little money on this movie? What are you talking about? 1.5 million was the budget. They went into the further... It looks like shit on dicks. I mean, let's get this out of the way first. Yeah. This is a PG-13 movie. Sure.

Most horror movies are not PG-13. For good reason. So there is, yeah, for good reason. So when something is PG-13, you know it's going to be a little bit less than right for adult over the age of 13. But I want to say Pulder Ge13? That's a different time. Sure. You could let kids watch much scarier. Right, they would be like, ah that's the two sets of tits you get in this movie. Right, and that's all. But I think PG-13 just has a lesser scare value. they they they they they they they they they they they th but it th but it th but it th but it th but it's th but it's th but it's th. But it's th. But it's th. But it's th. But it's th. th. th. th. th. th,. But I think PG-13 just has a lesser scare value. But it's also like we're going to get so many butts and seats.

Sure, yes. It's a much wider. Because seventh graders can they'll see this movie. Totally. On their dates. Yeah, yeah. Which to them, this is probably terrifying. There are three or maybe four of these movies now. Okay.

There's so, because these people are just like, we're franchising the fuck we want to do. Like, the fact that Annabelle has sequels. And there's like a nun thing too, right? Which is a, is like an offshoot of Annabelle, which is an offshoot of the conjuring? Yeah. Which is an offshoot of Conjuring 2. Wait, I, Alan, you know I don't fucking know. I meant off just off the franchise. Oh my God.

So the offshoots, okay, whatever. Yeah. Okay. And this has one of the stars of the conjuring in it. Oh, that guy with the face who's also in the tall grass. Yeah. I refer to him only only only only only only only only only only to him to him to him th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thinks is very handsome. Does she? I refer to him only as a boiled potato of people. He's the boiled potato of people. He's bland and you don't want to really look at him.

So he and Roseburn, Joseph and Renee Lambert, have zero chemistry. She hates him. She hates him. It's palpable. Like as a human being, like not even in the movie. No, that actress must hate him. He must hate him. He must. He's. He. He. He. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is. He is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the boiled. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He's heed. He's heed. He's heed. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He is the boiled. He's the the the the boiled. He's the the the the the the the the the the the the boiled. He's the the boiled. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He's th. He's th. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He's the boiled. He's the boiled poi. He's the boiled poi. He's the boiled poed. It's palpable. Like as a human being, like not even in the movie. No, that actress must hate him. I've got to be in another scene like Patrick Wilson. These people have the chemistry of a hermit crab and a brightly painted rock. That is a note I have in my notes. They are, so you remember the conjuring?

It was a dude from office space. Ron Livingston. And Lily, not Tomlin, Taylor. Joe Lies When He Cries. Yes. Yes. Yes. They were the mom and dad in that movie. Yes, yes. And they had zero fucking chemistry. Yes. None. None. None. None. None. Why don't they try casting people who like like each other or can pretend that they do? Yeah. going to start filming today if you guys want to shake hands, you're Lily, your office space guy, so let's go. Ron Livingston. I presume. He's so handsome. He is, he is, but he will forever be office space for me. That's fine. It's a great film. Also, Roseburn, I have seen her in things and really enjoyed her performances. Sure, like particularly brides me. She's wonderful in th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. their, th. th. th. th. R, th. R, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Ro, th. Roe, th. Roe, thi. Roe, thi. Roe, thi. Roe, thi. R. Re. Re. Re. Re. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. Ro. R. R yeah. She's wonderful in that movie. For sure. She is garbage in this. It is just so apparent that there's nothing for her here. For sure. You know?

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fucking forgotten them don't even talk about him anymore. They basically put the two younger children into a suitcase and kicked him into a river they're gone. Where did he go? Where because mom's here? Mom's not looking after the kids? I think he's staying with a Barbara Hershey. their shaw she shows up in the movie? Barbara Hersh's husband? There's no Mr. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, don't thi, don't thi, don't thu, don't thi, don't tho, don't tho, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't don't don't don't th, don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't th, don't thi, don't thi, don't thi, don't thi, don't thoooooo, they they's they's they's they's they's they's thooo, don't they thhey shows up in the movie, where are the kids? Barbara Hershey's husband. There's no Mr. Hershey out there. How do you know? I'd be married to Barbara Hershey probably.

I'm not saying that Barbara Hershey could not. That woman could never find a man. You're honest. You're honest. Yeah, Anna. This is slan-uh. So mom is unpacking, taking care of three small and potentially violent children, one of which she may not actually know. And the third of whom is a monster we've been told. And then there's our precious, precious,

precious baby child, Dalton. Oh, he's so sweet. They have matching pajamas, she and Dalton. No one else is wearing those pajamas. Middle child, your name again, please. Boy, boy too? Donne's brother, could you bring me a banana? He's the Katie's friend of their children. Oh, I loved that so much. Dalton and Dalton's brother.

And the Dalton's brother and that screaming shit-ass baby. I can only hope that Dalton is named after Roadhouse. Of course he is. He's so masculine. He's the cooler. He ain't got time to bleed. Daltz plenty of time to bleed. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Dolan has plenty of time to be in a coma. Pain don't hurt. I'm sorry.

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I sit down at the piano and I write a song for that middle child I don't know his name. I hope the big one writes it on a drug so I'll know it someday. That is the level of that song. It is! It is! Like non-professionals writing music is just so cringy. It's like they were like, hey, can you just quick write a song while we're filming you? Yeah, and she was Roseburn, I was like, uh, uh, uh, uh, me, me, me, me, me. So there are boxes everywhere. The house is not unpacked, but everything is fully decorated. All of the paintings are thia thia thii. thia thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. It is like, thi. It is like, th. It is like, th. It is like, th. It is like, thi. It thi. It is like, thi. It is thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, but everything is fully decorated. All of the paintings are up.

That is the last thing you do, right? You shake your like shit out of boxes first. You hang stuff on the walls like a year or two into being in a house and you're like, we've got to fucking do this. Can I tell you something? I've been in my house for five and a half years. I still even put the out the outlet the outlet the outlet I have a three-year-old. That's not great. For sure, but that's a- I mean, she's made it this far. I think she'll probably be okay.

So mom's hearing noises in the attic, so mom's hearing noises in the attic. So mom's hearing noises in the basement of home alone? It's like, yeah, yeah. And then there's a... There's like a stove in the attic maybe? Is that where it turns on like the fireplace in the basement of Home Alone? It's like, hello, Kevin? You know what I'm talking about? I have a big pepper here, yes. I do not see home alone as often as you do. We're fucking here. But I have the note, holy shit, their attic is huge. Yeah, for this enormous house. It is a man's.

It really is. It's like, because at one point, Middlechild is like, can I move to another room? And it's like how many fucking bedrooms do you have? Because everyone has their own room. Can I go to another wing? But there's, uh, Chekhov's ladder rung. Yeah. Because she like walks up to a letter and goes, oh, that one's broken, and just like smacks a broken rung. And leaves the broken letter.

It not even wraps it a duct tape or anything. No, it doesn't even like put the letter on the ground to indicate that maybe you shouldn't use it. Remove that can get into. Dalton and the other one are gonna be up here before you know it. Dalton and his brother are gonna fuck this up. So Dalton goes up to the attic. Maybe this is where the stove turns on like the fireplace and home alone.

I really don't know. Dad's brought home some toys I think for the kids and Daltontonton's the the the the thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's thin's toldn some toys, I think, for the kids and Dalton's fighting a shark with a sword on the steps. Yeah. The attic door opens and he goes upstairs. So brave, Dalton. Trying to cline the ladder, falls down, bumps his little noggin. They're so mean to him when they find him. That's not how you treat a kid who's been injured and scared. They're like, why did you do that? What, because he's like, eight. Mom and dad were like doing something with the other, with the baby, not Foster, of course. They were ignoring the statistics.

Who? The dark-haired child, I can't, I'm sorry. Can you be more specific? Oh, the one whose eyes are really close together? Oh, Dalton drew a picture of me. Sorry. Fuck off, Foster. I got really hung up on this.

No, it's true. There's a lot of bad parenting happening. So they're messing around with the baby and they finally hear Dalton screaming in the attic. They run up and like, yeah, you're right. They're like, they're super hard on him. They're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, th. Oh, th attic. Yeah, they run up and like, yeah, you're right, they're like, they're like, they're like, oh my buddy, are you okay? What were you, what are you thinking?

Why would you do that to me? Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, that's not how you do it. And then they're like, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, they, just, just, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they're, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they're, like, like, like, they're, like, they're, like, they're, they're, they're. Go to bed. You're fine. Yeah. What's on your head? Ooh! Oh, that's got a hurt. Although I think you're not actually supposed to be keep people up after concussions. I think that's urban. Oh is it? I think that's an old wives tale. Okay. Yeah. Guys, Google that before you do it. Because I don't want to be in charge of this. Despite my many. I told someone once that I had a bunch of concussions in college and they were like, oh I didn't know you played sports and I was like, no I had a drinking problem. I've probably told that joke before. I'm tired.

I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired of that. I'm today, I'm today. thee'er. And then Missy was like, yeah, they do. I've been stung by them before. Just like, those big furry ones? Yeah. No, they don't sting. They totally do. Really? Yeah.

Why? That's a weird urban legend. My mom told me when I was a kid. All right, I may have told my kid that. Just kidding. I made it for like that 40. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. that. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's a. that's a. that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's up. She's fine, she's fine. So yes, so now Dalton's in a coma. There we go, buddy. This is really sad. Rob and I were watching this movie together and he was like, can you imagine if this was Lucy and I was like, no I cannot.

It's really sad. For sure. Yeah. Yeah, like putting yourself into that situation. You guys would be better parents. Well, I mean. Uh, did you like when the doctor was talking to them about the coma and then his beeper went off? Yeah, it's 2009. Sorry, I gotta go back to 1998. I'll see you guys later. Yeah. Three months later. Three months later. So he's been in a coma for three months. Yeah. Nothing has improved. But he's not, his mother believes him to not be in to. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh to. to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to the the their their to their to to to their their their their to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the c. the c. the c. th. th. th. the. the. the. to th. to to to th. to th. to to the. the. the c. the the the the the the c. Three months later. So he's been in a coma for three months. Nothing has improved.

But he's not, his mother believes him to not be in a coma. She believes he's somewhere else. Yes. And they can't explain the coma and they can't get him to come out of it. But there's a nurse to telling them how to. And then there's a weird noise on a baby monitor. I like a baby monitor scare. Sure. Um, I guess they didn't have maybe video monitors weren't very common back then. The technology has certainly gotten better, but baby monitor video scares are very scary.

There is a, a, uh, Spanish horror movie that's like four vignettes and one of them is this family gets a video monitor for their baby, and they're seeing things on the baby monitor that aren't happening in the dimension they're in. Weird. And it's super spooky. Like it's super weird. Like they can see in the room when something's happening on the baby on the baby. That's awesome. That's awesome.

Yeah, it's really good. about a woman who said that she was looking at her video monitor and saw someone picking up the baby in the room. So she ran the fuck in there, like kick the door open and her baby and her baby was just in there. And then she realized that her, like a person in her building had the same baby monitor and she was picking up that person picking up the baby monitor. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good, that's good spookery. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. And, like, the. And, the. And, like, like, like, the. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, so there's like whispering voices over the baby monitor and then mom like walks to the bottom of the stairwell and she can hear them. She waits a banana's long time to scope it out. Oh for sure. If you hear anything fucked up in your kids like your little babies room? Who by the way has not aged three months? I love it because mom's reaction is basically like I love to butterfly knife under a pill. She's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll to to th. I'll to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I'll the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I thean. I thean. I to to to to She'll take care of the self. She'll figure it out. She's like, that kid's a bitch. She'll figure it out. I left a bunch of hard shoes in there.

If you care, that baby's always crying, you know? It's rarely whispering to itself in an adult voice, though. Yeah, yeah. And when she tells the story to her husband, she's like, I ran right up there and there was nothing in the room, like, bitch, you did not! You didn't! He stood at the bottom of the stairs and you were like, is that a gruff man's voice in my baby daughter's room? It's weird. Dalton's mom, we were watching you and you did not run upstairs. The saddest part of the movie for me is when she's in bed. She's like, oh honey, you got an award. He's like, yeah. I didn't want to bother you guys. Who's Foster? When they wrote your name wrong on this award, Dalton's brother. D.B. It's so sad though. It is really sad. I just have the note unnamed son got an award. You'll have to tell the man that lives in the house with us. We'll be excited. But he says a scary thing. He's like, I hate it when Dalton walks around at night. Which is so spooky. To be fair, Dalton never walks around at night. We never see that happen.

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For sure. In their haunted nine bedroom man's. And again, like if you've got paranormal activity involved, they do good spookery in those. Mom keeps seeing like people staring into the house and hearing these voices. Yeah, they all look like Marilyn Manson. Tadda da da. But the guy in the foot. Oh, you know what's scary? A duster.

Yes! That guy is like Marilyn Manson meets Danzig. Zig. No, has anyone ever done that mashup? Copyright, copyright, copyright. So, okay, so then the next scene is boiled potato dad at school talking into the tiniest cell phone I've ever seen. It looked comedic. It was Zoolander small when he's got the tiny cell phone. He's talking to his tiny cell phone telling her that he has to stay late and grade papers, which anyone who knows a teacher knows they can do that at house. Yeah, yeah. So it's not even good. But it's like, so he fucking somebody?

Well, yes, so I assumed he was having an affair. Sure. But then he wakes up later at his desk and I was like, oh no, he really just, because he's definitely wearing diapers. Oh, fuck, I didn't even think about this. Yes. I hate him so much. I know.

Take care of our literally disabled child, and then the other two, I guess, as well. One of whom is a baby who is a monster. 1130 on a fucking school night. But before that, in his classroom, he's like, he's having a dream, I guess. And I thought he was remembering performing a ritual? Did you think that? Because he's walking down this hallway with like candles on either side, the candelabras, and we do it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was like, what? Like what is happening? Low stakes Satanism? Yeah. These remembrance dreams are so ridiculous. I just don't. I guess that's him remembering from this happening to him. Yeah, his own out-of-body experiences as we find out later. Whatever.

I'd want to leave your body too, you're a dick. So when he comes home, so Roseburn has gone into check on Dalton I guess, yeah. And there's a bloody hand print on his sheets. Yeah. And when when boiled potato comes home, she throws the bloody sheet at him and the hand print is like, my size. It's enormous. Yeah. And it's a thel-o' the toyed. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. to. to. th. to. to. th. to th. the the th. th. th. to the th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. the to. the the the the the the. the th. th. th.print is like my size it's enormous. It was a child's hand before and now it's literally like... And it's got claws on it. Yeah, it's OJ Simpson's hand. If the sheet don't fit. Ah, I just have all these notes that are like, God he's a dick. What a dick! Because she's just being a dick to her when he shows up with the house, he's like, whatever it was a work list. Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it, it's like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like that I do and she's like no it isn't he's like well yeah. Your mom. And then like the she's like she has one of those then she starts to have one of those flashbacks of like something which doesn't make any sense because there's no way she would know about it

and there's like a window to nowhere in their room andthen the baby starts crying. And he like the boiled potato dad puts his hand out like, shh, be quiet, baby. And the baby just shuts up. And I was like, sir, that is not how it works. I've got an off switch with this baby. Just flick it right on the back. When I was in high school, we had to have baby thin. to have baby You had to put a key in its back to make it stop crying. Oh that doesn't work as it turns out. When I was in high

school we had to keep an egg without breaking it. Yeah how did you do? I'd probably just threw it on the ground as soon as I got it was like, fuck it man. Babies are garbage. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna thin. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna go go go. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go smoke. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go smoke. All of this to try to convince you not to have sex rather than just giving you condoms, you know? Yeah, for sure. American public education. I do love the scene of Marilyn Manzig walking outside on, like outside their window. That window doesn't make any sense, you know, it's just out there. Because she just accepts that someone's walking there. She's like, how do you get there? I love the idea of him like walking out of you, coming back, walking out of you again,

and then being in the room, I was like, oh, that's fucking creepy. That is fucking creepy. I liked that a lot also. I think, I think a lot of the scares in the like a few scenes later when she's listening to her own piano jams I think on the record. And then she it turns into tiptoe through the tulips which I thought was like like a little skin tingling you know like, sure. Goose bumpies you know? Man I fucking tiny Tim. I hate that song so much. Why is there a newsy loose in the house? What is that fucking kid's deal? How about ghosts? See? He's just dancing in front of the record player too?

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when you were a little kid and you don't remember it? He's so fucking offended by this notion that his mother had a friend for a long time. So they're like meeting with Elise and the ghost guys. So they're like meeting with Elise in the, this, what, what, what, what, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the ghost, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. And, like, like, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, what, like, what, like, what, what, what, what, what, the ghost guys? Uh, what was it, Spencer Tucker? Ghost guys. The GGs. And they just are leaving Dalton alone in his room, which is crazy because an unseen being has menaced him, thrown his unconscious body to the floor and trash the place. How could you ever let him out of your sight again?

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outfit, which I thought was rude. Get this woman two costumes. Because he's like, get the fuck out of my house. And she's like, the fuck, the f this is your funeral I mean see you later but yeah sorry I wanted to save your kid and you don't want me to okay bye and he's like hey come back she's like I'm I'm right here for you what you need champ maybe that happens to her a lot in her line of work maybe and I was like then to put on a gas mask with a tube from the nerds ear so he can listen to what she's saying. And I was like, why is this happening? Why didn't they forewarn the folks that they're working for that they were about to do this? Because it is upsetting. Why didn't they just say, so I put on this mask, we put on the tube, and then Dorko over here, puts it against his ear, I think that I'm gonna do.

Elise strips naked, slashes her breast with a razor blade and screams about the patriarchy, and then puts on my ass mask. No, that, I think that was in Veronica. Yeah, that's why it's literally been an hour since we recorded that episode. That's why I'm in my mind. We need your son's face. The man with fire in his face, to which I lulled. Just red paint, it's not fire, you're fine.

It's so silly. So, I did like the thing of like bearded nerd is like, hey, I'm going to set this thing up, there's got flashbulbs and there's like spiritual energy the flashbulbs go off so the flashbulbs start increasing in intensity as Elise is like gibber jibber jibber jibber jibber jabber and what's his face is writing it down yeah he's like a nerd I mean man I mean face I mean fire and then he starts writing it really big which is like that's not efficient and yeah he's writing bigger so that they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the th the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that they can read it on the other side of the room. I guess. Well, like, during this time period, Dalton is moving a bit, his hands are moving and he's

shaking and like his folks don't notice and the camera guy doesn't notice. Why would you? Why? Why? No one's going to pay attention to him. Oh. I have the no to hear it says, Dalton just nailed you. Dutton doesn't give a fuck. I don't know what that's about. Oh, this is what I was thinking about,

when Dalton gets up and walks around. Oh, okay. And he's like throwing everybody. Right. Why do I have the note that says, Dude Lick's Mom. I have a note that says Licky demon, the the the the the the demon, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I was, thi, I was, I was, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is is is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, is thi, is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, is this is Marilyn Manzig because I wrote, he looks like a character of a TV movie about a dangerous group of Goths. And he, so we figure out that Dalton is being controlled by this demon man because beard and

nerd is like, look if you slow it down frame by frame you can see this guy. Yeah, real obvious. And I was like, why aren't you on the TV right now sharing this with the world? You caught a demon the the the the the th a th a th a th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the thi the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I'm, th. I'm, the. I'm the. I'm the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm. I guy. Yeah real obvious. And I was like why aren't you on the TV right now sharing this with the world? Yacotta demon. Right, and then when they show the pictures that Lorraine has of Potatoes childhood, where the woman is literally just standing and they're like, hey, what were you thinking? Dude, unsolved mysteries would nut if you show them. Yeah, so she tells her that, tells dad, that she. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah.. Yeah................. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. them. Yeah, so she tells her that, tells dad that she hasn't told him that he can astral project. Why? Didn't she bring this months ago when the kid fell into a mysterious coma? Like, it has been months.

That is her grandson, and it's the one everybody loves. So like, do something about it. Oh man. Potato here is gonna go on a hero's journey. Of course he is. He needs to redeem himself, right? Yeah. So he gets hypnotized by Elise. I have the note here in all caps. Where are the other kids? We are not talking about these children. I don't think my dumb brain could ever be shut off and off to be hypnotized. I don't think I can be hypnotized. Because even when she's like relax. I'd be like, relax. Am I toes. tho' their their their their their their their their thea. th th th the- th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th their th. th. th. th. thoes are th. the. the other the other the. th. th. the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other their their their their their their their their their th. th. toes. toes. toes. toes. toes. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. elbow oh it's clicking oh my god I need to call the doctor about this because like I'm not going to be able to and then it's like they're like you're in a deep sleep and I'm like no I'm on the phone with an orthopedist actually ma'am I've

left I realized I needed to get propane from my gas grill and I am at the gas station. We need propane and propane accessories. Anyway, so he ends up in the further. He does, which is just dark. For some reason it's their old house, but it had nothing to do with the house, so why? Or maybe that's where it took the kid from? I don't know. Maybe, I don't know. That's where the red door is though, huh? Right, the red door that he had drawn a picture of that nobody thought was suspicious? So dad goes in there and there is like 50s nuclear family sitting on the couch and ironing, mom's ironing, who I think

the mom and that is the woman who plays the nun in their nun movies. Okay. Not that I've seen the nun movies, I'm basing this entirely on the poster art for those movies. Fair enough. Before that happens, though, there's like a scene where a woman is walking up a flight of stairs in like a white lace dress with a lace veil. And the camera has tilted at like a 45 degree angle. And I was like, oh, this is, are you afraid of the dark? Oh, sure. This is an extremely are afraid of the dark? Oh, 100% yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's, you nailed it, yeah.

Also, the dad in the nuclear family scene is whistling beautifully and I just thought, man, I hope I get to be a gray whistler in my astral plane or whatever. So why, why do they not move, but then they move, but you can't see a move, except when they go, a smile. I don't know, but something about the garishness of the way they look spooks me. There's something that about that aesthetic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That aesthetic is, I find very unsettling. I think they're entering the lips and the totally expressionless face is very unnerving. I like that. I think this is

fine. But the scenes that happen in the further are seriously just like, hey look what other stuff we thought up and didn't think we could use, you know? I was like, so what happens in the further? So the daughter of the like 50s family shoots the family? Right. And then the the then then he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the then he the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th like like th th thi thi thi like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I like I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, so th. So, so, so, so, so, so, I'm, I'm, I th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. So the daughter of the like 50s family shoots the family. Right. And then standing there with a shotgun. Yeah. And then he hears Pap-Pau-Pau and runs it in the room and they're all dead I guess. Yeah. And then all the sudden they're all standing up and staring at him and smiling. But who are they and why are they there? Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. I mean you got it. you. the the. I the. I the. I mean. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the. the. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the see the newsie running around again and I just kept thinking like who are you and why are you here? Sure. And then dad goes into the attic. Mm-hmm.

Finds the red door. I'm surprised that asshole made the connection between the drawing and the door because he's that bad of a father. For sure. And like puzzle solver. Yeah. He is a pretty good fighter. Oh, this is where I have the note says, fights leather daddy. Yeah, because the guy in the big leather duster just like... Man, Manzing.

Manzing and him are fighting. And I also have the note because we're also flashing back to, uh, in not the further, and someone is like, a lease, and I went, it's a lease, not Liz. You were like a revelation. He immediately finds Dalton who's chained to the floor and gets the chain off him. But and then like Darth Mall Incubus is sharpening his claws. To tiptoe through the tulips. Yeah. One, where'd you get that record? Two, you're not Buffalo Bill. This scene is extremely Buffalo Bill, don't you think? For sure.

Yeah. And now that you're saying it, like, it's probably extremely spooky to kids. Yeah. I really think this is an, are you afraid of the dark episode? Yeah. Oh, that's putting it in a much different light. I'm fucking cackled. I cackled. Because every entrance this fucking dude has is, ta-da! He is, he's so, he is a 14-year-old drama student, you know?

He's musical theater all over. He enters every room with a flourish. So, they, he grabs Dalton runs away and they go back to the house. Right, he does not piggyback that child, which any parent knows is the easiest way to carry your kid. He's holding him like a fucking baby. That kid is too big for that. All I'm saying is piggyback that kid so you can run. Although we know he's got the kitchen and people start crossing over and you're like why? Why are you coming like why are you coming? I admit that the hand that popped out of the drawer made me jump. I knew it would.

Why are the coast crossing over? Yeah. But I have to know this feels a bit like the Sentinel. The Sentinel. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah which is a great movie if I recall. Yeah at least a fine movie. But so he like puts the kid down and tells him to run but that kid's never been in this house. This isn't the house he lived in when he went. Because he's like go to your room. Yeah yeah yeah. So the kid runs into a room and like the monsters under the bed, of course you're a child, you should know to look under the bed. I found that very offensive. And dad sees the scary lady from the photo, photographs, photographs, and is like, hey, leave me alone? Yeah.

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ask. The thing I hate is when you see him yelling at the old lady, you're like, well I know what's going to happen now. Right. So, yeah, so dad wakes up, Dalton wakes up, everybody's happy, and dad's like, okay, at least you can leave now, everything's fine. Yeah, thanks guys and the Japs and jabs brothers. And she's like, is it though? Yeah, she's looking at him with concern or suspicion. And she takes a photograph of him. Right, we've been told that he hates to have his photograph taken because of the woman standing behind him and all the photographs are overtaken of him which like yeah I got you. He fucking freaks out. He does. Yeah and kills Elise. Yeah which is a bummer. Yeah. She's that beautiful

silk scarf on. She did. Her children will even be able to get to have that it looked like it was probably your favorite. It's a bummer. This movie won't end, will it? That's the note I have. And then Joshko's missing? No, yeah I guess, I don't know, somewhere. And then the end? No, she picks up the picture, Renee picks up the picture that Elise has taken and it's the woman in black and she looks so fucking funny. And then he's like, Habb? And that's what it is. Habb?

Insidious. You want to rate this? Insidious. You want to rate this boy? Yeah. What do you think about it? Okay, I'll go. Is this your first time saying this? No. Okay. I saw it and I laughed out at it the last time. Here's the thing about this movie. I think it has a lot of good ideas. Sure. I think there are a lot of like good jumpscares. Sure. I think the idea of having your comatose child be wandering in another plane hiding from a scary demon is a pretty good concept for a film. Oh for sure. Yeah. I think the dialogue is terrible. I think

that I just I when I saw this I don't think I realized it was 2011 and I don't think I realized they had money before they made this movie because I was thinking about like I don't know hell else LLC or maybe even the first paranormal activity where it's like we don't have any money to make a fucking shit on the movie. For sure. They had a th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. they made a fucking shit ton on the movie. For sure. They had a bunch of money. This movie looks like shit. Yeah. It looks terrible. And that's really disappointing. I don't understand why everything is gray-washed. I don't understand why everything is gray-washed. I don't understand why the demon looks so bad and why they're so convinced it doesn't, because it doesn That thing pops up, you're like, work? Yeah, like you're scared because something popped up and then you're like, oh, that. It's really, I don't know, Alan.

I don't know. When are you going to give this? Well, it's a PG-13 movie, which I feel like I have to keep bearing in mind. This is not a movie for me. This is a movie thi movie young. Sure. I think that does put it in a different light. Yeah, in which case I'm going to give it a higher score? I'm going to give it a six. No, I'm going to give it a five. Okay.

No, I'm going to give it a four and a half. I just can'tthought that it looked silly, but I would have been scared. Yeah. Yeah. You? This would be a banging episode of Tales from the Crypt. Totally. Or, tales from the Dark Side. A feature-length movie? Not so much.

No. And people who hate each other? Yeah, for sure. It's, uh, it's not good. No. It's not well articulated. No, it has a lot of good ideas, but they're just executed really poorly. Sure. Yeah. And in that case, it's, it shares with Veronica.

Uh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no. You are rewriting history to say that Veronica had a lot of good ideas. Oh I know, I'm joking. Sir. This movie is a two. Yeah. It gets a two because of that hand jumpscare got me other than that. Yeah. But if anyone wants the DVD, let me know. Yeah, we should give it away as a giveaway. Okay, sure. Let's ask a trivia question. And anyone who emails it to us, I'll ship it to you. What's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th trivia thririririvia thrivia thrivia thrivia thrivia thrivia thrivia thrivia thrivia thrivia thriv- I thrivia question and anyone who emails it to us, I'll ship it to you. What's the trivia question? I don't, you know the kind of questions I ask. Did dancing or ziggi say this? I don't know the trivia question.

Hmm. Hmm. My mind is litter, it's just a bear riding a tricycle playing symbols. I might ride around in a circle in my brain. Is your brain just going, should I, hmm, again? Yeah. How can I kill more time? Hmm, hmm. What's a good triv.

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