Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 304- Halloween (2007)

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

IT'S HALLOWEEN WEEK, BABIES! Grab a pumpkin bucket, fill it with candy and dress like the less-popular sister from "Frozen" (just me?) and join us for yet another trek into the Halloween franchise. Sort of. We're talking about the 2007 reimagining of "Halloween" by Rob Zombie, and PS- Allen wants you to know that he regrets not calling him "Robert Zombert" in the episode. It's the little things that keep us going. Anyway, special topics for your consideration include: substances that can and cannot help this film, "Michael Myers: Portrait of a Serial Killer," jerking it to poverty, unwieldy sports metaphors and a very upsetting revelation about "Car Talk." Do you like kinda shitty movies about Michael Myers? Give Episodes 201 and 202 a shot- they're "Halloween: H20" and "Halloween: Resurrection," respectively. Do you like kinda shitty movies that aren't about Michael Myers? There's always Episode 52- "Halloween III: Season of the Witch." You know, in retrospect, that one might not have been so bad. Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Yeah. Maybe we should do that next week. Whenever we need another movie. So Halloween. Halloween. Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Halloween. Halloween.

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For sure. But her face is just not making the expressions that her mouth is making, you know? For sure. Yeah. But she was just like I'm a mom in this. Let's go with mom tones. I find her very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. th. th. th. th. th. I'm th. th. th. I'm. I'm th. I'm. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm a mom in this, let's go with mom, mom tones. I really enjoy that. Her very likable actually as an actor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My first note is I still contend Rob Zambay and I would get along really well. Oh my gosh, I think you'd be buds. As long as he wasn't like, who'd you think of Halloween?

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Fair, fair, fair, fair. Someone in the line already spent the money. Yeah, yeah. Everyone's in debt. Why does this movie start with a quote from one of the people in the movie? I don't know. I don't know, from a character in a film that we've yet to meet. Okay. So this is Haddenfield reimagined through a Rob zombie lens. Maybe Eleanor Roosevelt was busy. I was drinking my beer and didn't tuck say it until you started talking. I'm sorry. We need an Eleanor Roosevelt pause light. Pause for Roosevelt? Yes, this is Hadnfield Reimagined as a not sort of stereotypical suburb as it is in the first movie, which is very like

everything is cookie cutter in that movie. Yeah. And this is showing you it's more of a class issue at the beginning. Certainly. Although I hate the implication that Sherry Moon zombie is a bad mother because she's a dancer or a sex worker. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. I mean everything, like the fact that what is it, Michael Forsyth, is that the guy's name? Bipid-bibb, hold on one second, William Forsyth, the boyfriend or whatever, he's, because he's unemployed, he's a shitty dude. Yeah. Like it's all all like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's it's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the, the, the. the. the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. they. they. that, that, the they-a, they-a, they-a, they-a, they-a, the the. Like it's all like these stereotypes of and maybe that's what he's going for like. I mean he does love to jerk off to poverty. For sure. So for sure. I mean I guess this is good for him to do that too. And he loves poverty as reason to become murderer. Yes I don't know where he gets that leap. But okay. Well I do. It's from 70s horror movies. That's true.

No, you're right, it is a precedent. Yana. We said the precedent. I, this opening scene where everybody's screaming at each other is horrible. It's so uncomfortable. It just immediately ratchets up your blood pressure. Sure. You used to live next door to a couple who fought a lot,

which was really annoying, but one morning at like 8 a.m. we heard her screaming at him, something like, well, no one made you fuck some bitch you made it a firehaw. Which was essentially the fight that the two of them were having. I cannot hear the words fire hall without hearing her in my brain. Then I turned to Rob and said, what did I do to deserve this? And Rob said, you probably picked this.

Now it was me. It was me. It was us. It was me. Don't take credit for my failures. Leave them to me. Yeah, with them arguing over money, my note was, wow, Rob Zombie. Yeah. No, no, no, the guy's checking out the, his, uh, girlfriend's, dumber.

You know, I hate that, but I do fucking love the's dumper. Dumper. You know I hate that but I do fucking love the word dumper. I really do. It's like a I personally ate asses but I also want to let you know that I know that they shit. Yeah right. It's an exit let's be honest. And we see that young Michael Myers has killed a rat. His pet rat, not a rat that he found. Sure. His pet rat. He's talking very sweetly to it and then he murders it.

As all good serial killers do. Even later, like when Sherry Moonzombie gets called into the principal's office and they're like, look what we found. And she's like, big deal. He found a dead cat. cat but like it was in his bag. She's unfazed by that. She's not only like big deal, she's like, you took my dick, you found a dead cat. Go to hell, fuck you, don't call me anymore. My son rules. Your school drools. I'm out of here. Shayman was on the out. She was wrong to be the fair. She was 100% wrong.

She was so, so, so, so, so wrong. Oh and Michael always wears masks. Right. Yeah. You know that's I was thinking about this too if it were a standalone film how shoe-horned-in the masks would be. You know you would be like why are they spending so much time on this thing that hardly pays off. It would make more sense if this was a biopic of one of the people of Slipknot. I love all of these like late 90s early 2000s new metal references we've been getting in lately. I think it's a good look for us. Because like later when we see Michael's room, he looks like he's doing mask for

slip not. Like there's like the hot dog guy's nose, mask, and all that stuff. What's a hot dog guy? One of the drummers has like a really long, like wiggly nose, it looks like a hot dog. What? That's a horrible thing to say. On his mask, not his real face. Oh, well, whoa, wow. Yeah, I just got real in defense of people with thi thoing thoing thoing tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, like thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiopting my luck. I would never describe your nose as long and wiggly. No it's very it's very sturdy. She shook her head while she was saying. Yeah it didn't go anywhere.

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But it's been a long time. This all felt very much like that, of like, kind of like, oh, don't you feel bad for Henry? His mother was terrible. Yeah. And this is like, oh, look at the terrible things that have happened to Michael Myers. You don't want to humanize Michael Myers, I don't think. I don't think so either. But I also found, like, I find Michael Myers in the O.G. So much scarier because you, like, you know, His family looks like a picture postcard of a nuclear family. You don't know anything about anything that happened to him.

He is just a monster. It's like, it's Ted Bundy or Dahmer or something like that where you're just like, on face value they look like very regular dudes. And that makes them all the more terrifying. And that was Michael Myers, he was just like a cute little kid. And in this movie he's also a cute little thol thol thi tho o o o o o o o o' tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho-a thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, he thi, he's thi, he's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi, th. He's th. He's th. He's th. th. He's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's just just just thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. He's just just just thi. He's thi. He's th. And that was Michael Myers. He was just like a cute little kid. And in this movie, he's also a cute little kid. Yeah, but he's older for one thing, I think. And yeah, I agree with you like.

And he loves kiss. And he loves kiss. And he loves kiss. Yeah, the soundtrack just be the shape. Sure. We don't need a backstory for him. Every time in any of the other movies that they've put a backstory in for him, it sucks. Yeah.

Like there's one of them where he is part of like an ancient curse of, even the thing, like I think it's in the second movie where we find out that he's supposed to be Jamie Lee Curtis's brother. Is it into? I thought it wasn't until later. I thought I was reading a thing where I said it was in today. I have been, you could be right. Yeah. More fun and more scary to not know why she got picked. Yeah. And the first one is like, oh he saw her. Yeah. And lathe on her and now has to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu that thu tho tho tho tho tho tho that's that's that's that's that's that it that it that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that. that. that. tho. tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I the. I the. I th terrifying. I feel like there's a thing in horror of just like, you've got to always expand, right? Expand the universe. Sure. Sometimes I just think that's a bad idea. For sure. Yeah. And I think like, it's almost an impossible task of what he was setting up.

Yeah. I'm sure they were like, you have to? Why would they want to? Because these movies get, this movie made a ton of money. Sure. Because it had him attached and it was Halloween and Halloween movies make money. Yeah. Until they don't and then they do again. Sorry resurrection. But even this Michael Myers is very brutal. Like that scene of him beating a child to death with a tree branch, I was like, oh okay, okay this is th a th a th. th. th. th. this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the m. the m. the the to tooooooo too too to to tooo toooo tooooo to too him beating a child to death with a tree branch, I was like, oh, okay, this is two kids, one of whom is begging for his life. And Michael Myers has just jumped out from like behind a tree, holding this branch and screaming and it's nuts. It feels nuts. Like it feels hard to watch. I felt like there was a really missed opportunity here, because there's a scene where everything stops and

Michael's just looking at the kid. Yeah. I really wanted him to do the Michael Myers head tilt. Yes. That would have been a great thing of him just been like, huh? Yes. What's going on here? You guys can feel that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just did it too. I felt like, oh, that would have been great. But thi th th th thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I tie. I te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. been great. But then, you know, you're just telling Rob Zomni what you would have done in a movie. Right, and to be fair, I wouldn't have done Halloween, so, you know. Also I hate the song Love Hurts. Oh, not a Nazareth fan? I hate that song more than most other songs. Okay, yeah.

It's a weird song to pick for your song to going to get a lot of maybe she was tired like that's a real slow mover you know we're gonna need you to slow it down for this next one yeah so that we cut back to the house where Judith is about to bone down on a dude that I only call scuzzy bro I called him bud nick he's just like I need a 1978 dirt bag got you here Here, it's me. It's one of the like stage hands or whatever lighting grip people. I don't know anything about making movies, obviously. It's like, my nephew's one of those, hold on. Kevin.

Kevin's just sitting there with a copy of like a yes LP, rolling a joint in the gatefold. Yep. I'm in. Yeah. I'm in. Kevin and Judith are going to fucking he puts on the Michael's Michael Myers mask and I was like why is this happening right now? Whose mask is that? Why does this kid have a William Shatner mask flipped inside out? Why? And you like, the scene is built to make you pity Michael Myers? Like his sister is built to make you pity Michael Myers. Like, his sister is supposed to take him trick-treating, she leaves him alone, his mother's out dancing so she's not home.

His Ronnie. Ronnie is like berating him and being a monster. He has nothing. And he killed somebody that day. So he's, you know, kind of atoning for that, I guess, in his brain, or maybe not. It's hard to say. And I do, I mean, William Forsyth is the first of the casting in this movie that's like, um, fucking Rob Zambi, love 70s movies, because he's like a stalwart of the like 70s movies. I was shocked that Malcolm McDowels in this film.

Oh yeah. I thought he was excellent in it the the the the their. I really did. I enjoyed his performance. His wig was doing a lot of the heavy lifting in the beginning. I mean, I think he looked better with the wig than his real hair. That's just like my, my, my look. I'm looking forward to where my hair is that white. Yeah. Just dark white. Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. It'll get there.

It'll get there. But yeah, like, you know, William Forsyth, Udo Keir, Clint Howard, Danny Treho. Why is Danny Treho in this film? Why wouldn't he be? I mean, when he showed up, I was like, wait. And my personal favorite, Dee Wallace showing us on this movie. So I think her character has some mental problems in this movie. Oh, and Ken Foray, the Dead, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, William Forsyth gets his throat slit, which I thought you would like, as a person

who loves the throat slitting. And I was just, I like, I was watching that just being like, what the fuck Rob zombie? This is a kid. Like, that kid's mom was on set, you know what I mean? Yeah. That is fucked. And it's also like, what's wrong with the, like, as jacked as this sentence I'm about to say is, what's wrong with his first kill being his sister? Why does he have to build up to killing his sister? Like in the first movie, like, that's, yeah. This kid cracked and killed his sister. That's weird. But she was like the pinnacle in th, yeah, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, that, that, that, that, that, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, like, like, pinnacle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's the the yes. The climax. Ew. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Also again, children. And also like. They're showing

all these newsreel clips of the body being found and all the stuff and they're like the nude body of Judah but clearly she wasn't nude she came out wearing the same clothes she got killed in and I was like Rob zombie not only are you a grosso but you're not even paying attention to the details it's not but also him groping his sister isn't the grossest happen that thing that happens around this scene. What is? That kid seemingly enjoying eating a circus peanut. I like circus peanuts. I'll tell you what, Alan. Yeah. Haven't met a candy I don't like. I'll say bad things about take five. But you know I'm gonna eat it. I love every candy there is. Oh, that's beautiful. Oh, ACAB. All candies are beautiful. I can't take credit for that my friend Perry said it. Oh my god, had he not, I would say we should make a t-shirt that says that. I'll ask him if that's okay.

If you'd like to hear Perry, check out the silence of the lambs episode. Dr. Lector. Dr. Lector. So yeah, he kills Ronnie. He kills the scuzzy boyfriend with a really brutal, beat him the death with a baseball bad scene. Gross. And then he stabs his sister, who stumbles and gets stabbed and gets stabbed a bunch of times. Yeah. Fuking sucks. But she is listening to Blue Oisture Calt so that's pretty nice.

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Can I read you a note? Yeah, no, maybe I was wrong about this. Then my next note says, had to take a break to order Halloween supplies, because I spent about an hour mid-movie texting, my cousin Vicki to figure out our Halloween costumes so oh nice got those ordered I'm back in the film right now I'll tell you what attention lost no tension gain more attention of what Halloween stuff you're going to buy right like what size do you want what are you guys going to be?

Anna from Frozen because both of our daughters are being Elsa so we're going to be two Elsa's and two Anna's and I will be turning in my punk card momentarily. Mom cards better. Is it though? It's got more street crowd. No it certainly does not. Better fashion? All I wear is tie-dye. Do you see my tie-to get to him and it seems like Michael has just disassociated from the entire event of murdering everyone. Yeah, he's just very like, matter of factly, like I didn't do that. Yeah.

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It is bad. While she's watching family movies, it was just like, Rob, a zombie! What are you doing, sir? Do you think they're happy? He and Sherry Moon? Zombie? I hope so, too. Yeah. I mean, I've said it before. I will say, I will say, I've th said it th said it th said it th said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said it th. I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've I've I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've I've said I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said I've said it before, I will say it again. When you listen to our House of Thousand Corpses, you will hear me say, watch the Rob Zombie Cribbs episode. It's one of my favorite things.

I keep forgetting to do that. It's got to be somewhere. It's great because he has the VHS room, the laser disc room, and the DVD room. Again, I think I would get along because we're both just nerds. Yeah. I have the note we get some racism, but I don't remember what that is, because now we've jumped 15 years later. I think this is when Big Pete, who I'm going to call Big Pete, but is not Big Pete, is saying to Danny Trejo, like, oh, you people, your people. Your people.

Yeah. Yeah. on the dirt floor, yeah. And at this point Dr. Lombus has quit. He cannot go any further with this. He's written a book about Michael Myers. He's like going on a speaking tour too, so he's making bank on Michael. Yeah. Weird Michael's hair gets so dark. Oh you know when he get older. You stop being Swedish? Because that kid is definitely Scandinavian, right? It seems like dig or something something? Of course it is, because he is Nordic. So then we meet Malachi from Children of the Corn, who is friends with new piece of shit, aka Big Pete. Did not realize that was Malachi? Yeah. And then of course we get the fucking double rape of a woman with mental issues.

Brutal. I did not remember this being in here and I was so sad. I was so fucking sad. It is absolutely brutal. And gratuitous. And they never like go back to her. She, you never see her again after that shot. Why would you? Why would you? I was disgusted and appalled. It's also like, oh, well, maybe this is going to share the last bit of humanity and Michael is going to kill these men because they're doing this awful thing. No, he kills them because they toucest. Yeah. It is, I don't, it's fucking sucks. Yeah, it fucking

sucks. For sure. It fucking sucks. That's all. Mm-hmm. And not only that, why the hell would they antagonize this man? Like what? He is, oh, I'm gonna say low-end estimate, 17 foot 90. He's the biggest human being I've ever seen. I like when he goes up against Big Joe Grizzly later. Big Joe Grizzly is clearly a very large man and he's looking at like Michael Myers' nipples. Yeah, Ken for it is no slouch. No, he is not. I like that he's reading Skank magazine.

It's Swank magazine. Why do I always get that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that he's reading Skank magazine. It's Swank magazine. Why do I always get this wrong? Is it possible that I'm illiterate? Or just don't recognize the letter K? Well, in your defense, I believe the W was covered up by a set of rests. You were probably just like, is that a real? Oh yeah, Swank was like a thing. No, Swank was like a thing. I think that they invented Skank magazine for this. No, Swank was a thing.

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he just does Danitrio stuff he's cool. All right. But yeah he's like super nice to him, and then why does Michael Myers kill him? I don't know. I guess that's the point is Michael Myers a DGAF, you know? Because he, yeah, he goes through the hospital and kills everybody. Even poor Gloria at the front desk, you know? It becomes a little ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, this film was clearly very focused on having a high body count. Because right now, we're like, like, thiiii maybe, thi maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, thiiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, this film was clearly very focused on having a high body count. Because right now, we're like not halfway through. And we are at maybe eight to ten bodies. Yeah, yeah. If, even, it could be even higher, I don't know.

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I just saw them standing next to each other. There was a tailor in that the bathroom the bathroom the bathroom that was able to help him out. So finally we meet Lori Strode, and her mother D. Wallace, and her dad, Bill Scully Jr. from the X-Files. Is he? Yeah. Okay. Scully's brother. Oh, nice.

Yeah, no, he's a real asshole, Bill Scully. He hates Mulder. Well, you're spooky. I love his completely inattentative lifestyle. Yeah, he's great. Her family, her like, her family is very cute and very nice. Yeah. Which is supposed to break your heart. Right, which later I will have extreme issues with Rob's only over this.

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who covers for you and doesn't do the wrong thing, like Jamie Lee Curtis. But she kind of can't have it both ways. Like the scene right before she covers you, she's tha, tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, thi, like, like, like, to, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, thi. Like, to, thi. Like, thi. Like, to, to, thi. Like, to. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it both ways. Right, like the scene right before she covers for you, she's dry-humping her friend. Yes, right. Oh, man. Her dad's like a real estate agent or something and has her go drop off something at the old Myers residence. She drops it through the mail slot, and Michael Myers just picks it up and sniffs it? Like, sniffing the mail slot and Michael Myers just picks it up and sniffs it like sniffing the correspondence like what it's also funny because when she walks

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I love that Rob Zambish just like, hey, old actors that I like, I'm giving you roles. You're gonna be in these movies. You're gonna have four lines. And we'll never see you before, we'll never see it after. It does not matter. They do. And we see Brad Durf is the sheriff. He's Annie's dad, the sheriff. Bra, well, I do love Brad Durriff. Of course, who doesn't? He's grossly underutilized in this film.

But like, there are so many characters, so. I also really enjoyed his mustache choice in this. He looks a bit like, um, like a Kung Fu Master, maybe. Or a low-rent hawk-hogan. Not that far different, not that far off. Different sides of the same coin, maybe. Right here I have the note. I'm eating ice cream now. Ooh, what kind?

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I was a little bum that they dropped the speed kills jerk line from the original movie. Speed kills, jerk. Jerk? Linda is a lot, but I'd still want to be friends with her. Oh for sure. Then we see Linda fucking her boyfriend to the Latin language, Halloween, Miss Fitz song. Not, not fuckworthy. I don't think. I mean we've all no I have not fucked with that song we've all fucked it to not very

fuckworthy songs in our lifetime. Yeah I'm looking at you suicidal tendencies. Oh good oh boy! Shish! Come on, I was like 17. Come to some slack. No, you gotta do your thing. I'm going to stay out of this conversation. For sure. But just to say, no one fucks to the Latin misfits Halloween song. No one.

If you have write in, tell us about it. Maybe we'll read your letter. God. didn't tell us about it. Maybe we'll read your letter. We see Dr. Loomis go to the cemetery after he leaves the sanitarium, meets up with Sid Hague to go and find the family plot for the Myers family, right? And the headstone has been stolen and replaced with a crucified fox. I thought it was a coyote. Maybe. It doesn't really matter.

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And it also uses a score so much more wisely. Because Rob Zambi is using the John Carpenter score, but with guitar riffs, which I'm just going to ignore for now. But it's all in all the wrong places, like it kicks in in the wrong places and like isn't doing the same thing that the score does in the original? If anything I wish he had just re-scored it himself and maybe nodded to it a couple times. Yeah. Because we Rob Zombie again, Dragula Slaps, he can write a song. The man is a musician. I mean he is one. Yes, professionally. But like every time it kicks in you're like, oh, that's right. Right. It'd be like if every time you're watching a movie, someone would just lean them and be like,

Citizen Kane? I'm out. Just remember, that's out there. You could be watching that right now. Citizen Kane sucks though. No way, so it can't, let up Citizen Kane rules. I love that movie. Why? It's really entertaining. I like Horset Will's movies. Do you? I do. I'm a 107 years old, of course I do. Yeah. They're the first talkies that I saw. Happy for you. That train was coming and scared me. So there's more teens fucking and more teen titties. Yep. Eventually Dee Wallace and Bill Scully get killed. So I have a lot of problems with this. Let's talk about it. There is no reason for those people to be murdered. There's no reason for Danny Trio to be murdered. There's no reason for any of these people do be murdered. But I don't ever want to watch Dee Wallace get the telloss thrown thrown through a glass table while she's tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho the the tho the. the. the the the the tho tho the tho the the the the tho the the their their their their their their their tho tho tho tho tho tho tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tha. tha-s. tha-s. toda. toda. today te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te today today today today t a glass table while she's being murdered. No, it was very sad. Yeah. It's fucking D. Wallace. I like how the scene she had in the front yard with Lori where she's like, I've been spending two hours trying to

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who have a really nice relationship with her and they're a happy family just so they can tear it apart. Yes. And I get that it's a horror movie and I get that we're in a pandemic and everything feels worse than usual. 100% but that's really bad. It seriously bummed me out. I was like why I don't want this? This isn't what I want right now. But like why does Michael Myers kill the teens in the first first first first first first first first first first first first first first first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the first the the the te? the te? te. te. te. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I th. I, I th. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I is. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I is. I, I, I, I, I thi. I, I thi. I thi. I'm, I'm thi. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm te. I'm just, te. I'm just, te. I'm just, t th. I'm th. Myers kill the teens in the first movie, you know? Because they have sex. Okay. I don't know, I mean that's seemingly it's like, that's it, yeah. Oh you fucking you dying. Because that was the era of you fucking you dying. And this is the era of blah. Everybody's dead. Like he wipes out half the population of this town. For sure. Yeah. The entire topless population.

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Gunshots are fired. Nobody does anything. It's commentary on the isolation of the suburbs, man. Is it? The houses are super close together. Well, the same thing in the first movie, she's like banging on everybody's door and they're shutting their lights off. That's true, yeah. They were out of candy. So she's in the bathroom of the kids, in the bathtub.

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Yeah, yeah. There's an, it's always sunny in Philadelphia episode where they get stuck in a pool and that stresses me out, you know? So yeah, she gets stuck in a pool. Dr. Luma's shows up with a handgun, shoots Michael Myers a couple times and gets her out. But then they, Michael Myers just gets up as he does. Sure, as he is one to do. Is this when he gets them in the car?

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So he tackles her off, she finds Lumis's gun and like puts it under Michael's chin and pulls the trigger and then she's covered in blood so like she blew Michael's head off? I don't know. Because there's a two. There's a Rob zombie Halloween too. Yeah. Yeah. I sort of liked that end scene of her just covered in blood and screaming. I th thought. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho-I tho- tho-o-up tho tho-s. tho-s. tho-o-s. their tho-s tho-up. tho-up. tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. the tho' the tho' tho' thooooooooooooo'-s. So toge. toge-s. toge-s. toge-s. tho' the tho Yeah. I sort of liked that end scene of her just covered in blood and screaming. I thought it was fine. Yeah. And then, Dump-dun-dom, but don't, but then my final snap. My final note was, oh snap, Harvey Weinstein. Oh, fuck. Well, rotten prison, you son of a bitch.

I hope you die there. Rob Zambia, I have more more feelings towards you. For sure. You want to rate it? Yeah. Yeah. You want to go first? Let's have you go first.

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as a person who's a bit older and has a little more perspective, it really does mess up a franchise if you consider it canon. For sure. It is just not doing the things that it's meant to do because it's trying to do something else. And a fan of the franchise should probably not want it to do tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thus tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. I thi. theat tho-a. I tho tho. I tho. I tho. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I that that that that the. the the the the the the the the the thean thean thean the thean thean the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi want it to do those things, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I want Michael Myers to be the Ramones. He should give me the same album every time, and I'm 100% fine with that. That's fine, yeah.

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Because like one thing we didn't even talk about is that he shows Lori the picture of him and Lori when she's a baby and she rejects it because she's like who's like... Yeah, and he doesn't say anything. So like she kind of can't be faulted but after she like comes and she says I want to help you I want to help you and then she stabs him yeah because she's trying to help him right and that's where he turns on her but he's already killed everyone she loves there was no way you would be her and not think he was going to try to kill you he does he not get that he he seemed like a smart kid Until he wasn't. Katie.

Alan. Can I take you to a place we haven't been to in a little while called Mailbag? Oh my gosh, I thought we weren't doing it for this month. No, do it anyway. This is a review that we've gotten on podcast addict. Ooh, I didn't know you could review podcast addict. Uh, this is from DJ Dogmanfish. Say again. DJ. Dogmanfish. Say again?

DJ Dogmanfish. I am already a fan of this person. It's good. My only problem is the male host laughs so much at things that just aren't funny. Fuck you, everything we say is funny. No longer a fan. Oh. What I like is- What I like is- Look, he's just happy, you guys. It's a nervous tick that I have when we do this, but yeah. Why are you nervous? Oh, it's because I'm talking to human beings.

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That is fucking insane. Whose job is that? Can I read you one more review that I really was like, yeah? This is from Abyswalker 389. Hello, Abyswalker 389. I love that there's... No, 388 was taken. So many other abyss walkers.

Five stars. Dishes. This is a wonderful show to have on while I do dishes. I like listening while moist. That have on while I do dishes. I like listening while moist. That's gross and I like it. A bitch walker. No that got me. That's funny. I'm glad you like listening while moist. Whoops a doozy. People hate that word. It doesn't really bother me. So I like to say it. Neither does panties. Panties. What are you gonna call them? Underpants? Undies? Skitties? Skibies. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th.anties. No, what are you going to call them? Underpants? Undies? Skibies? That's gross. Skivies. That sounds like skid marks to me. Katie. Happy Halloween everyone. I love Halloween. I love you. I love all these people. I'm sitting, we're sitting here with Sheila. Can you put a picture of Sheila on our Instagram? For sure. Should I picture, put a picture of Jeremy up to you yeah we named him Jeremy because we miss you hedges and because you make that sound sometimes yeah what do we do in post

Halloween next week let's do a film from the 80s, a Canadian film. Another holiday? Another holiday? Let's do a film that I absolutely fucking adore, spoilers. Same season. My bloody Valentine. 2D, the original. Sand Supernatural. Yeah.

But arguably a much better film. Oh my god, I can't wait. Have a great Halloween everybody. This is coming out before Halloween. So, tho, I can't wait. Have a great Halloween everybody. This is coming out before Halloween, so get ready. Happy six year anniversary to us. I am so crazy, just past the 24th. The next episode we record will be the beginning of our seventh season.

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