Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 305- My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Episode Date: November 2, 2020

In this week's episode, we try to chase away our Halloween hangover with the 1981 Canadian slasher classic "My Bloody Valentine." Folks, it's the 2D version! Special topics for your consideration include: small town dating pools, making out like a teen despite nearing middle age, bad Valentine's poetry, Moosehead: the official beer of everything, and being so Canadian that you actually become something else. Want to listen to us talk about the third dimension of "My Bloody Valentine?" The remake is Episode 198. Into Canadian horror films? May we recommend such films as Episode 53- "Ginger Snaps," Episode 68- "Trick 'r Treat," Episode 130- "Pontypool" Episode 166- "The Cube" or Episode 203- "Grave Encounters?" Would you like to hear about the greatest Canadian slasher film that ever existed? That'd be Episode 113- "Black Christmas." Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.   

Katie, happy post-Halloween. It's such a bummer for it to be over. Yeah. It's not for us though right now because it's October 21st. Oh, are we post-election? Ha'lun. It's such a bummer for it to be over. Yeah.

It's not for us, though, because it's October 21st. Oh, are we post-election? Would this be coming up post-election? Oh my god, will it? Wait, let me look at the calendar. No, no, it will be coming out the day before the election. We didn't tell people to vote last week. No. No. No. Well, if you're listening to this today, go vote today, go vote today. Yeah. to send Jews back in. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. too. too. tho. too. too. too. too. tooeea. tooea. tooea. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. tooe. too. too. too. too. too. too. th. th. tho. tho. the. the. the. the. to. to. to. to. toda. toda. toda. toda. too. toda. tooe. too. too. toda. too. toda. to. today if you can. Yeah. You send Jews back in? I have it. I need to send it back in, but I'm going to be a poll worker this year, which I'm very excited about. That's awesome.

Good for you, thanks for volunteering. Yeah, somewhere in the Pittsburgh area you will see a big dorky-looking dude standing around. That will be me. Yeah, I heard there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their their their thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoomereeouou-a'er's thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. thoing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They tell you to bring snacks. Oh, nice. You're not getting any. But before we vote tomorrow or today, we're going to talk about a slasher movie. A Canadian slasher movie.

If this goes south tomorrow, perhaps we can live near the Hanegger Mine. Because we're going to have to fucking leave this country. I don't live too close. It's dangerous. What with Harry Warden? Oh my god. And all that moose head everywhere. It's sponsored by moosehead. I love moosehead. I take a lot of moosehead in college, I have to say.

I don't know if I've ever had a moosehead. I should have grabbed someone on my way over. Can you get it in the States still? I mean, you could in like, between 2001 and 2005. Moosehead. Moosehead. I like later in this movie when the waitress is like, who ordered the moose head? And it's like all of them, all the they they they they they they they they they they they the they they all drinking moosehead. And it's like all of them, all of them ordered a moose head. Oh my God. Oh, every scene in a bar in this movie is the fucking best. I love it.

It is the 1981 Canadian slasher film. My Bloody Valentine. My Bloody Valentine. 2D, we have done the third dimension. No Jensenackles, no third dimension. It's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No full. No full. No full. No full. No full. No full. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. tho tho tho thoose. the. the. the. the. M. Mose. Mose. M. Mose. Mose. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I's. I m. I. I. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. Mose. Mose. Mose. Mose. Mose. Mose. Mose. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. th. th. the. the. th. th dimension. It's true. No full frontal 3D in this movie. And no Stone Cold Steve Austin. But we do have an opening scene where a minor is, two minors are going into a mine. One of them strips out and it's a beautiful woman who starts stroking a man's gas mask like it's a weaner.

It's deeply unsexy, unzipping those miners' outfits. And when he lightly fondles her breast, it's the funniest fucking thing. She has a tattoo of heart on her boom, which is funny because I have a mole in that exact shape right there. Tattoo is strong for that pen and ink drawing the jazz. It is so good. It is crayola washable marker. She also looks my age. What are you doing down there in that mine?

It's a very, apparently, as we learn later, a very erogenous spot. Everyone's very aroused when they go down to the mine. You just get down there and you get some coal and you're like I'm not buck. I got the black lung and I'm going to fuck. I'm going to fuck. But it's a great impaling to kick us off. The bestroaked person in the couple takes his pickax and slams it into the wall behind her and she's like, oh la la lair. the stuff the thinne. their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, their, th. I's, th. I's, their, they's, they's, they's, they's, th. I's, they's, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going they's, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's is is is. I's is. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I'm they's, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going, to. I'm going, to. I'm going, to. I'm going, they's going, they's going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I thought, isn't that like messing with the structural integrity of the mine, but I guess not. Nor is all the stuff that happens later when they're smacking the shit out of this mine and nothing happens, it's great. No, I've heard mines can collapse. He picks her up and impales her on it and the stake or the pickax comes out of her heart tattoo and I fucking love it. I love it. It's such a great opening to a to a to a to a to a to a to to to to the to the to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho-a tho-s thi-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s th. th. S s s s th. S th th th th th th. S s s s th. S s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s' thu. thu. thu. thu-a'eea'ea'ea'ea'ea'ea'eck, thu-a'eck, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. I love it. It's such a great opening to a movie. Oh my God, it's so fun. And then it cuts to a bunch of dudes riding in a mine cart. Yeah. I said, God, I'd love to ride in a

mine cart. And then I thought, no, I just want to ride the gold rush at Kenne would. This scene is also great. The scene is also great because the chiron says Thursday, February 12th. So we're going to get a Friday the 13th, but we're just not going to talk about it. We're not talking about it. Nope, nope, we're not. Do you think Jason was just like, huh, motherfucker? Go back to bed, Jason, it's not your day. The dudes are all playing slapass in the shower of mine, which I thought was weird. They must shower together every day, but they're still like, give me that dick, give me

that dick. It went from grandma's to just smack in your filaments, tally whacker just like tally whacker. This made me realize how fru-frou I am. Tell me. Because these guys are just like sands the soap washing, watching coal dust off their bodies. And when I took a shower this way, there were three distinct soaps that were used on my body. Wow.

Different areas need a different soap. Tell me more about that. Well, you've got a particular face wash that I have to use. Oh, gotcha. And then there's a deeper cleanser, cleanser, grittier soap that I use for like the pits and stuff to make sure that they don't get stanky. Okay. And then the rest of the body soap plus. Wow. Shampoo and conditioner. I do. Yeah, I can tell. I can tell. Yeah. I. I can that. I can that. I that. I can th. I can th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I can the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cleaner. Cle cleaner. Cle cleaner. Cle cleaner. Cle cleaner. I the the the the the cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl cl. I the cl. I the cl. I the cl. I the the the the thi. I thi. I thi. Clenenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clenier. Clii, I thi, I thi, I the the thi.'m quite a fancy lad. You really are. You're a man who likes a nice, you like to be pampered. I do, I do. I do. I dream of having a house with a bathtub big enough that I can have candles and a bath-job.

I dream of having a bathtub big enough that I can get my knees and my tits under at the same time, you know? Same-sies. It's never never never never never never never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never never. It's never never. It's never. It's never never never never never never. It's never never never never. It's never never. It's never never never never never never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's their their their their their. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never. It's never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theto lay with your legs fully out of the touch. Up on the wall. I mean, I know we're tallish people. Yeah. But still. These little house bathshubs were not made for us. No.

No. No. So we're in the town of Valentine Bluffs. Right. Population 3,500. I love that there's a store called, OK, ladies wear. It's fine. Whatever. Don't get excited, but like, it'll do.

So is this where we see the first Valentine's box that has the human heart inside of it? So we meet Mabel who is planning the dance. I love Mabel. I love Mabel. I love Mabel. I too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too. I too. I too. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho. I tho. I thi. I thi. I tho. I th th th th th th th th th th th th that that, I th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th. I the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the the the the to the that the the the the the the human heart inside of it. So we meet Mabel who is planning the dance. I love Mabel too, but I don't love all of her outdoor litter decorations blowing in the wind because you're like, this is fucking paper outdoors everywhere. There's no way, it's not all over the street. They're in like the tundra of Canada. There can be that much litter. It's fine. Or that much wind, I guess, I don't th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. the the th. the the thiiiiii, their their their their their their the tundra of Canada. There can be that much litter. It's fine. Or that much wind, I guess, I don't know. So yeah, so the, these people, I want to say the kids, because they keep, everyone in the movie keeps referring to that as kids. They're 35. What age group are we talking about here? That's what Misty came asking me, and I was like mid-twenties. Yeah, but they're like. their. their. their. their. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. The-I their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I'm their, I'm their, I'm they. I's people, I want they people, they people, they people, I they, the people, I the people, I the people, I they, I they, I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I's people, I's, I want, I they. I'm they. I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want they. I want th. I want th. I want th. I want th. I want th. I want th. I want they. I want they. I want know. Because we see them all at the bar.

Yeah. And they're at the bar and they're like, dude's playing mumbly peg and like... Yeah. They're very serious about it. They're very good at it. Yeah. They love the obviously fake hand on the table. So they're at like the union hall

where the dance is being set up and someone delivers a box of chocolates for The mayor? Oh, I think so. Yeah, so the mayor is Mayor Hannegar, the owner of the mine. Does that not seem like a conflict of interest to you? What are you going to do? I mean, it's like Sylvia Berthconi being the president of Italy or whatever. Yeah, all right. It just doesn't seem like there should be such a tie between industry and government in a town. That's all.

That's all. Agreeed. Yeah. And so one of the mine guys is his son, T.J. Hanagar. Okay, yeah. Who is like the cute, the cute, the cute, the cute, the cute. the cute. the cute. the cute. the cute. the cute. the cute. the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoe. thoe. thi. tho. thoo. to. to. to. tho. tho. thoe. thoe. thoe. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. to. to...........................................................................J. Hannegar. Okay. Yeah. Who is like the cute one, but I'm doing cute in air quotes. We all know Hollis is the cute one. He is so cute. His relationship with Patty is a relationship with Patty is adorable. It's so wonderful. I love Patty. I love Patti Hollis so much. I know. Patty, Hollis and Hap are my favorite character. Which one is hap? Hap is the bartender who calls everybody fucking assholes? Yeah. Hey. the. the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. H. H. H. th. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. th. th. H. th. th. H. H. th. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. H. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. t. th.holes? Hey, you little fucking asshole, calm down.

To be fair, they are fucking assholes. And he's the one who tells them, it's like, don't you kids remember 20 years ago? I don't know they would have been what, 17? We're fresh out of high school. And he tells them about Harry Warden getting stuck in the mind, being the only survivor and having to resort to cannibalism. Yeah, and then Harry Warden comes back a year later during the Valentine's dance. And Moyt is everybody. And Moytas everybody. The people who left him down there because they were so excited to get to the Halloween dance. I do like the nice, since Harry Warden back-in. It's like a minute-and-a-a-in. th. th. film. Dr. Zombe could have taken a little page out of this movie.

You mean, what were you going to call it? Robert Zombert? Thank you. So the mayor opens the chocolate box, the box of chocolates, and inside is a human heart. And this is the first of many images in this film that I think should be iconic but aren't. Yeah. You know, like this movie has so many great ideas. And people, I feel like more people should care. For sure. I feel like Harry Wharton should be a much more well-known spooky dude.

Yeah. Because it turns out that Miners outfit is very scary. The Miners outfit is very scary. Putting a human heart shaped box of chocolates is dope. Nobody cares about this moving. No, no. Or it's 3-day remake. No.

Remakish. I do like that the last words of the bartender's stories, he's like, never to hold a Valentine's dance ever again. He's very large marge, the bartender. Half is on point. Yeah. Listen, you fucking assholes. Did you like T.J's Pittsburgh Steeler's Staff,

did you like, Pitsylars Staff, the helmet in the center of it? What is your job? I didn't notice it. Yeah, it had like, the black and gold, like,. Oh cool. And it said Pittsburgh Steelers staff with the helmet in the center of it. What is your job? Also we were told you went out to the West Coast. Maybe they think that's where Pittsburgh is. Oh, Pittsburgh. Decidedly on the East Coast. It's 1981, the most working-class thing on earth is Pittsburgh at this point in time. And they have just won a bunch of Super Bowls. Sure. Yeah, with your guy. the the the guy. the guy. It the guy. It the guy. It th. It th. It th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the the. they they the. they th. th. th. th. th. th. th. bunch of Super Bowls. So there you have it. With your guy, mean Joe Green.

Me and Joe Green. My guy. Your guy. I was like, Rod Jaworski was on the Eagles. I didn't realize he was your guy. There you have it. The dudes in this movie are Dix and the girls just kind of eat it up. Yeah. Is it just that town of 3500 in the middle of fuck all nowhere. Yeah. Did you like the song for Harriet?

No. The Valentine Virgin named Harriet? No, I didn't. No, I didn't like that. No, I didn't like that song. And she's like, hi. All, and even the girls that are with them at sitting at the table aren't like, cut it out. They're like, ha ha ha ha. They're like, ha ha. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. tha, tha, tha, tha, tha. tha. tha. tha. the the the the the the the the the the the one keeps like giving everyone sick burns, but they're all really beat, you know? I wish I'd written them down. I like that Axel is so Canadian that he sounds Scandinavian. He looks Scandinavian too. No, there are a lot of people on this movie who are sorry. Just so, so sorry. Oh yeah, yeah, and there are boot things too. Yeah. Yeah. So we meet Sarah, who is like the love, they thi. He th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th really, th really, th really, th really really really, th really, th really, th really, th really, th really, th really, th really, th really, th really, the, thi, the, the, th, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're all really, they, they, they, they they they're all really, they're all really, they're all really, they they're all really really they too. No, there are a lot of people on this movie who are sorry. Just so, so sorry. Oh yeah, and there are boot things too. Yeah. So we meet Sarah who is like the love triangle point between T.J. and Axel. Seems barely interested in being in this film. Sure. Yeah. She's no Patty. No, Patty is all in. Yeah. He's also like, just when she's talking to him at the jukebucks, he's also just chucking a shuffleboard as hard as he can, or I don't know what's that thing called, the...

Yeah, the puck. Yeah, something or other. Yeah. The biscuit. Chucking a shuffleboard. And this is not the only time in the movie that he's doing a shuffleboard thing while not looking at the person who's talking to him. He's just super into shuffleboard. It's just scowling at it, too.

Yeah. So, uh, the sheriff, Jake and the mayor take thethat from a heart? Really? No idea. Can you even tell the sex of a person from their heart? Well does it have a wiener? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Hearts have dicks? But it's like oh don't worry the corn solved it for you. Maybe it, I don't know. Probably some. th. I. I. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, thi, thi, how thi, how th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, how, how, how thi, how th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theeeee. the. the. the. the. don't know. I don't know. Probably some way. He was right though, it was that woman. It was. There's a heart tattoo right on it. Yeah. Do you have the note when we meet Mabel at Madame Mabel's laundromat? I have the note that says, those streamers are a fire hazard on those dryers. God I'm a fucking nerd. You are a fucking nerd.

I just wrote huge decoration budget in this town because I'm worried about their money, their tax revenues. They love Valentine's Day and Valentine's Bluff. But they've not been able to have a dance for 20 years. I don't know what prompted them to bring it back this year. It's been 20 years. So it's over now? Yeah, Harry's in an institution. This, that part made me infuriated. The woman's like, I don't have a record, like, because records really were just folders,

but I guess he didn't make copies of them. The best was she said, he's ever, he's never been here, or he's left. Yeah, or he's dead. I can't tell you what the outcome the outcome outcome outcome the outcome outcome outcome outcome the outcome outcome outcome the outcome outcome the outcome outcome outcome the outcome outcome the outcome outcome outcome the outcome the outcome the outcome the outcome out out out out out out dead, three choices. I can't tell you what the outcome of this is. Nope. She was great. So Mabel's in the laundromat, which I have to say, I find laundromat's somewhat menacing. For sure.

Because it's just a business that anybody can walk into. There's no one there to like attend really generally to it. Especially when you're doing laundry at like two o'clock in the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to it. Especially when you're doing laundry at like 2 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. You never know who's going to come in there. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say it's always creeps, but I was one of those creeps during laundry at 2 o'clock in the morning. Right. She gets a note in a Valentine's box that said, roses are red, one is dead. One is dead. No, one is dead. So am I. I, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I was th. I was th th th th th th th th th th th th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was th th. Yeah. I was th. Yeah. I was th. I was th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I was th. I was th. I was th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. I'd be like wait, one is red, wait that, one is dead. So I'm dead. Oh no, well you would do that and you go, huh? Just like she did. Yeah, it's a great slasher murder. It's so good. Yeah. I felt like something was cut though because we just see her like dip back into a curtain and then she's dead because I know like there's like nine minutes of this movie missing. They are on YouTube if you want to watch them. Oh really? There is more of her death in there.

Yes. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Did you watch those nine minutes? I have before the recording of this film.

Of this episode. the teate in a car playing the harmonica, which I feel is like very attention seeking, don't you? Until a second man shows up and you have dueling harmonicas? It is like, do they go to harmonica school together. It's insane. It's not like they're both cowboys. Why do you have harmonicas?

They have them on their persons and they are both excellent at them. He's pretty good though. And then the cute one is that what we're calling him? I guess, yeah, the cute one. But I want to say cute. For all of you a thousand-year-old people out there, he was giving me strong Robbie Robertson from the band vibes. Nope. Yeah. Uh, he's like, he's a bit of a two-face from Seinfeld where he's cute in some lights and in other lights. You're like, nope. He's just an everyday working man. Yeah.

TJ stands up, talks to Axel after they're done playing harmonicas together and goes, guess we're going to have to fight over Sarah. Yeah, really? Fight for dibs? And then Axel's like, whoa no, she's mine. He's so fucking Canadian. And like, T.J's like, it's nobody's fault. But like, actually it's your fault.

The whole movie rests on the premise that he thinks that he did not fuck up. He fucked up. This is entirely his fault. And even even even even even he apologizes to her, he doesn't ever explain why he went to the West Coast without her. He's not a good dude. No, he sucks. He does have, after him and Axel agree that they're going to have to fight, and then Axel walks away and they don't fight. Or maybe they start to scuffle and Hollis makes them break up. I think Hollis makes him breakup, yeah.

And then TJ is like, oh man, I remember used to go get drunk and then drive around. I was like, you're celebrating drunk driving right now, T.J. 1981, rural Canada. Yeah, he's terrible. But yet we're supposed to be on his side. And I am just not. I'm not on anybody's side. I don't like any of these three. No, give me Hollis, Patty, and Haps movie. Let me watch that film. Yep. And so like what cuts back to like the sheriff and the mayor, they find Mabel's body in the dryer. And she's all burnt up and terrible.

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It happened once, it happened twice. Cance the dance, or it will happen thrice. Fuck you, Harry Morgan, or whatever your name is, Harry Warden. Harry Warden. So they tell the kids no dance, and also no parties. Mabel hated parties. Mabel would have wanted us to dance. She's right though. Mabel would have wanted them to dance. She would have. She loved to dance. She was very excited about that dance. Her whole life was that fucking dance. She's carrying around a moose head box full of decorations. She was going to try and make out with Jake at it. Yeah, Sheriff and Mabel. Uh, TJ takes Sarah away from her job against her will, which is nice. He abducts her. She says, I don't want to go with you. Are you listening. to to then this like sweeping romantic score starts playing Which is like no

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And then she's like, oh, Jesse? Who the fuck is Jesse? And I had to look it up, and his name is Tom Jesse. That's why he's T.J. Why did she not just call him T.J.? I thought that was a mistake I assumed the actor's name was Jesse and it was like a high-tom thing from Days of Thunder. Or Mark Hamill calling Carrie Fisher Carrie when he should have said Leia in Empire Strikes Back. It's in there. Nice. So yeah they have a conversation where he goes I'm sorry I'm so damn sorry but he does not give a reason for leaving her behind and then the shot cuts. Yeah. Like did she what? Why would she want to be with him? He's not

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So Sarah's walking home in these like creepy outdoor shots, which are very, very bad, but I sort of find them charming because there's these like shadow branches waving in the wind. For sure. Even though we haven't seen a single fucking tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree tree f f f f f f f f f funct the tree funct tree funct tundra-ass town that they're in. And the chief, or the sheriff or whatever, finds her and is shining a light in her face. And even after he realizes it's her, he keeps a light in her face.

Why? Get it? What are you doing? Jake, you dike, you dike? So we cut back to the bar, and they're like, oh no, dance. Yeah, someone's says we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should we should someone's like, we should have a dance at the mine. Yeah, someone says we should have a party and everybody goes, a party? Like, why didn't we think of that? Patty is so excited about a party. I love a party too.

But also, why were they not always partying in that mine party? It's like a room you could rent at a fun zone to party in for a kid's birthday party. We would have done a show in that space at some point. Absolutely. I love the scene when Patty and Sarah are walking down the street and Patty's like, you don't have to see my dress. It's cut down to here and then it goes up to here. Slid up to there. I don't know if I'm going to make it out a lot. She's so cute. She doesn't and it is slip and cut that way.

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real pickax that he has rigged up to come down quickly when the door is open he's a short man that would hit a taller man. Yeah, that's so fucking danger. He sets it up and opens it, and goes, he he and then closes and goes, he he he he he he and then does that three or four more times, Walks away and goes, I gotta do it one more time. And this time, the pickaxe doesn't come down. No, it's Harry, you fucking warden is waiting there for him. It's removed the dummy.

Yeah, he's quick. getting gut with a pickax, I fucking love it. That's another thing I feel should be iconic and just isn't. For sure. Yeah. It's reminiscent of in Hot Fuzz when Timothy Dalton gets the spire of the church right up the bottom of his jaw. There you go. It really hurts. I just love how tickled he was by making this prank for these kids. And then he dies.

And they party on. And like Axel arrives at the party and is totally dismayed to see TJ, which makes no sense because he was the host of the party. Do you think he wouldn't be there? And there are six people in this fucking town. Right, you knew he's going to be there. And this is where we see Patty and Hollis making out and I got so excited. Yeah, they're adorable. Yeah.

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Fucking John doesn't notice shit because he's just trying to get laid. Is that Sylvia's dude? Yeah, big red. Big Red I felt was doing a wonderful job of playing shocked. I thought he was really doing a great job. For sure. Yeah. Yeah. He was also rocking the hell out of that fucking too tight vest. I was into that.

There's no way that vest was closing. No, no, he could not button that to save his or Sylvia's life. But so Sylvia is killed down in the showers and when he finds her the shower water is coming out of her mouth another image that should totally be iconic. For sure. Ah! So like that they push the benches together to fuck on. Yeah. At one point we cut back to the sheriff station and there's one gun in the teaugh. their towar the sheriff's station and then he goes outside and their wild dogs dogs their their their thogogogogog dogs their their their their their thog dogs thog dogs their thog dogs their wild dogs their wild dogs their wild dogs thog dogs thog dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs. they're they're they're thog dogs. their they're they're who? There are two police officers in this town.

And then he goes outside and there are wild dogs just roaming around. Like this town fucking sucks. They're just licking the bloody Valentine box. Where did they come from? They'll have collars on. Those are someone's dogs. Valentine Bluffs, you just don't keep your dogs inside. No, I guess not.

They get to Rome door in the day. Leaving your dogs unleashed and your doors unlocked, I guess, in these small towns. Oh, and there's another heart in this box too. Yeah. Yeah. Whose is this one? This would be Haps. This is Haps Heart, I believe. Got it, got it, got it.

Okay. And it's addressed to the sheriff. Yeah. And he's saying, the note says to like, shut down the party. And he's like, what damn party! Like, fuck you had to know they were So at back of the party, Axel and TJ get into a fight. And as soon as TJ says, I'm like, sick burn,

someone hits the music right away. And I was like, fucking perfect timing. Who did that? Was it the guy that's been snorting beer through a straw this whole time? That guy is so awful. He's insufferable. Insufferable, Howard. That's kind of his character though, I guess. Someone has to be insufferable. He reminded me of like the kid who has to keep everybody laughing so no one starts stabbing

each other. Yeah, which he really does in this. And so which causes Axel to wall crying for a while. Yeah. Or Axel. I have an idea that says, she needs a third dude. Neither of these are good choices. No Thomas Jesse, no Axel. No.

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Can we go 2,000 feet underground? There's there's there'sis is like, yeah, that's a terrible idea. And she's like, is it? He goes, no, you're right. Yeah. And every time we see T.J. from this point on, his shirt is unbuttoned one more buttoned down. He's got there's like, there's like kicky, like, a handkerchief tied around his neck? Yeah. That's his party. that's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. Yeah. thi. th. th. th. th. th. Is. Is. Is. Is th. Is. Is th. Is he's is. Is it is. Is it is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's like, th. It's. It's not a bad look. But just every time you see him, at the beginning you're like, oh, a bit of chest hair from TJ here. And then one scene later, it's like one more down. And it's, yes, by the end, he has his minor suit unzipped to show off his chest hair. There's a big rule about no women in the mine, because it is not an equal opportunity employer. It's not a fucking ship. What are you guys talking about? And they also have a lot of blankets in that mine.

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I really want to ride one. I just want to ride an amusement park ride that is that. So it's you know tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested tested te. te. te. te. te. thea. thea. thea. I's. I's. I's. their. I's. I's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. the. their. their. their. their. their so it's you know tested and safe, yeah. There's, yeah, this movie has a lot of people just laying and making out as if they were kids. Sure. But it's so weird to see it because everyone's clearly in their 30s, you know? You know, just randomly laid out and make out. Like, if you're at a party in your 30s and you're trying party. No, we're in the mine. I do want to call back to you, you want to do something, you want to do it on the, as a roller

goes to ride because you want it to be safety checked. That does not speak well for the mining industry. No, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Having been in a band called Virginia Blacklong I did a lot of reading about the like terrors of mining. Yeah. It's a horrible. It's a fucking scene. Horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, we get them like wandering around. So Hollis is like, oh, well, those two are going to go fuck. I'll go show you more of the mine. This is the Abanapart. Nobody goes in there. Let's go in there. Yeah, no no the the th no th th th no th no th no th no th no th no the th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th the th tho tho tho tho tho. tho. tho' tho' tho. thi. tho' tho' tho' tho' tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Haanded part. Nobody goes in there. Let's go in there. Yeah, no one's been in here for 20 years. It's Terry Warden. But no way, if this is capitalism, you're going after that cold. It's right there. Oh no, out of

respect. For... Yeah. I love the, like Howard does like a jump scare at them. Yeah. Where he's like laying down above them and like flops down. That's th is is is is is is is is is th is th is th is the th is the the the th is very is very is very is very the the the the the the th is very the the th is very th is very their th. th. th. th. th is th is th. thi. their their thi. jump scare at them. Yeah. Where he's like laying down above them and like flops down. That's really good. It is very good. And he's like I'm just fucking with you and everyone should have been like, you're the worst. I think they do fucking hate Howard. Howard is only just barely being tolerated. No. Poor Howard. Understandably, stuff. Yeah, the worst. But then we get Harry Warden smashing out the lights. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the lights. the lights. the lights. the lights. the lights. the words. the words. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the women. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. th. the the. But then we get Harry Warden smashing out the lights, the lights. Yeah. Okay, hold on. So we have Harry Warden smashing out these lights, right? And then, spoiler alert, the reveals that Axel is actually the one doing it.

But TJ grabs him upstairs and brings him into the mine. Right, because he says, oh, because he says, um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. they. they. they. they. they. they he's like, he says, oh, because he says, yeah, Sarah and Hollis and Patty are down in the mines. We gotta go get them. And I was like, and two other people. Who? Yeah. Right, you're right. So they all go down and they go into the mine together. Yeah.

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has been found dead. And then, Axel actually found the guy in the fridge. Yeah. Found. I do finger quotes the same way I do around cute. Is that Dave that was in the fridge? I love the Dave and Sylvia. Dave and Sylvia. So you know they the party breaks up, everybody runs. Yeah. Which is great. I love that the party just like the killer doesn't come into the party and start killing people. It's like everybody gets home safely. I love that they all have like the the the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer. the killer. the killer. the killer. the killer. the killer. the killer. the killer the killer. the killer. the killer the killer. the killer. I the killer. I the killer. I the killer the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer doesn't the killer the killer the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer doesn't the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer the killer. the killer. the killer. they're all driving the most impractical cars for in Clement weather. They all have like muscle cars that are all real world, rear wheel drive and they're just peeling out in the party line. Yep.

It doesn't make a lick of sense. So good. Yep. So Hollis gets killed. Oh, he was too good for this world. It was. With a fucking nail gun. And he walks a while before he dies. Long enough to get back to Patty. Oh, Patty is so sad. She is so sad. She doesn't want to leave him. No. Which is like to everyone's detriment. And Sarah just goes into like immediate bitch mode, which she has to. But she's like, get your ass moving. I loved that because I feel like that's a legit. th. that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to, to be to be to be, to, to, to, to be, to be, to to to to be to get, to get, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to, to to to, to to to, to to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to, to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thi. to to to to to to to to to to's a legit reaction to it like a scary situation where you would just be yelling at me to get my fucking ass moving. Slapping you in the face.

And when you're saying I can't, I can't say shut up, yes you can. So when they're doing the ladder climb out because the elevator's been broken and they can't catch up on a ladder, and there's the point. I would remove those heels, for sure, because, because, the the the the the the the the the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator, the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the elevator. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the. the the. the. the. the the tea. thea. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. cars. So they're climbing 2,000 feet up on a ladder. And there's the point. I would remove those heels, but yeah. For sure, where Patty's like bugging out because she slipped. Yeah. And Sarah is like, OK, I'm going to help you.

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The mind collapses again. Yeah. But we see him, his left arm has been ripped off. And he's giggling. And does my least favorite thing. He uses the title. Sarah, be my bloody Valentine. Harry, I'm coming. I actually fucking love that and find it extremely creepy. He's just going to live in the minds without an arm. I actually love that. With a dead man. Yeah, I love it. And he runs off and the credits start rolling. And the song of the film plays and it's a ballad no less.

Katie. Alan. I think you're gonna shock me, but do you want to rate this? I love this movie. You go first. Like halfway through it was like, this movie's pretty slow. And then all of a sudden it's like, fucking fun. And I was like, god damn it, I love love, I the film, I the film, I the film, I the film, I the film, I the film, I the film, I the film, I the film, it, it's like, the film, it's like, the film, and it's like, just fucking kicks into gear and it's so fucking fun. And I was like, God damn it, I love a Canadian Slasher movie. Honestly, name some other Canadian Slashers. Black Christmas. Oh yes, I fucking love that. Also weird laughing and breathing in that one too. Prom night.

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But it also doesn't require a group to be fun either. I think it's really, really, really good. Yeah, I soloed this. Voting is tomorrow? Vote! But what should we do next week, assuming the world hasn't come to an end? Probably another movie. Okay, what do you want to do? Ah, let's do something that I'm going to thoroughly enjoy. Okay. You're gonna correct my pronunciation of.

Jalo. We're gonna do Tenbre brabre. Tenabre. I don't know, I'm just doing it now. I'm just doing it. Tinny Bree. It's on, it's currently on Shutter. Okay. So it's probably on Amazon and all that jazz as well. Let me tell us a little bit about it? It's a Jalo movie. It's a Dario Argento. It's a Dario Argento. It's a Dario Argento. It's a ridiculous. As opposed to all those sensical films are Gento-made. And it has one of my favorite performances by John Saxon in it. You know how I feel about John Saxon. What year is it? What era Saxon am I getting? Late 70s, early 80s?

It's my favorite Saxon. And he's funny. Oh God, rest his soul. Another fucking shit-ass thing about 2020. No more John Saxon. Oh man. We still have the movies. We have all those movies.

We've all the movies. So many movies. Yeah. We've seen so many John Saxons. And we're going to watch another one, Tenna break. Yeah. Yeah, he's the cop. Cop dad. Cop dad doesn't care. Cop dad who killed somebody, yeah. God, love John Saxon. He's fantastic.

You should watch, uh, oh fuck, what's the Bruce Lee movie's in? It doesn't matter, I can't think of it right now. It doesn't matter, I'm not going to. He's in a Bruce Lee movie and it's great. All right. So yeah, come back for Tannerbray? Yeah. We're gonna do that. Sorry we don't have anything to plug. I didn't do my homework. I will do it next week. I will be getting back to you patrons next week. If you'd like to support us on our Patreon, it's Patreon. It's Patreon. Back slash World Ambulance. Our third action movie

will be out now by now. It will be the Matrix. Which Katie has never seen. I have to be the thi- thxxxx, which thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the t. I tha. I tha. I tha. I today. get it I will be fucking surprised if you don't get it good it seems like people take it very seriously because you are sup smart and sometimes I zone out on these things sure I'm sure but you're gonna get a lot of whoa all right I'm gonna really focus you don't you're fine you sure oh no this movie is going to have to really focus. You don't, you're fine. You sure? Oh no, this movie is going to pair wonderfully with marijuana. How dare you? I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. So, good on our Patriot if you want to hear us talk about dumb action movies we've done, die hard, Terminator, and now the Matrix. And if you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th th you to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. the. tooooooooooooooooooooo. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to Matrix. And if you are our top-tier subscriber, you get to vote on what movie we're going to do. We had to get to a runoff this month because we had a tie between Matrix and Point Break. And Point Break now has been twice a bridesmaid, never a bride. It's true. Yeah. Or thrice a bridesmaid, right?

Shit. Happened once. Shit, happen once, it happens twice, you don't cancel the dance, it's happened thrice. I hate you, Axel, you're terrible writing these. Oh, Axel. Axel, with his rhyming dictionary on his lap. Thrice, oh! It'll do. It'll go. So, come back for Taddebury, vote tomorrow.

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