Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 309- Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

In this week's episode, we let you jerks pick the movie and YOU PICKED BADLY. We're talking about the 2000 sequel "Urban Legends: Final Cut." Yikes. Special topics for your consideration include: the incredible Eva Mendes and a bunch of other bunko people, a brief dive into the life and times of Chris Gaines, some true crime talk, some urban legend talk, and winning the Hitchcock Award: how your life will be changed forever.  Did you miss the first "Urban Legend?" It's Episode 221. Do you for some reason love kinda crappy slashers of the late 90s/early 00s? How about Episode 8 (!)- "I Know What You Did Last Summer," Episode 56- "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" or Episode 278- "Scream 3?" Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Can I read you my first note for the film? Please. Cowards, I could be watching Lindsay Lohan right now. The people have spoken. this film? Please. Cowards, I could be watching Lindsay Lohan right now. The people have spoken and we listen to the people. I could make a really great, I'm not conceding. The election was rigged. I actually won, joke here, but that might not be so funny in a couple months, so I'm

going to refrain. Can I be your Rudy Giuliani? Oh my god, only if sweat carries hair dye down your face. What a fucking nightmare. That's America's mayor. How dare he? Like I know we'd get occasionally political, but not so much current events political. Yeah. How dare he take the name of my cousin Vinny into his mouth. Oh did he? Yes, today, he, during his press conference, tried to compare how far people away, people were standing, poll watchers were standing from the people counting the ballots, to the

scene in my cousin Vinny where he has the woman can't see and he's like, how many fingers am I holding up? He's like, he calls it his favorite law movie. And I just feel like in Joe Biden's first 100 days of his presidency, I'd like to see him pass an executive order in which Rudy Giuliani is barred from speaking of my cousin Vinny ever again because it's a perfect movie and he's a monster. I would also like him to invite Marissa Tome to come into the Oval Office and show to how her biological clock is ticking, Because that's my favorite scene in that movie.

I love her. Oh, she's a treasure. I love when she plays herself in Seinfeld too. Did she? Yeah, George like falls in love. She like wants to date George and she falls in love with her and is going to leave his fiancee for her. And then she finds out he as a fiance and is like, thus. yourself. Susan. Anyway, can I read you my first note for this movie? Please. Oh,

shit, Joseph Lawrence? Excuse me. Yeah, every time I saw him, he looked like he was going to go, whoa! But I guess he's trying to separate himself. He was like a handsome young man and like tipped into pretty at some point. Yeah. He's very pretty. Yeah. Really pretty. Just like lush eyelashes.

Just, oh yeah, very pretty. Everything is pouty. Yeah. There were, um, there are a lot of the men in this movie. I couldn't exactly tell apart though. Sure. Sure. Yeah.

. to have like shitty haircuts so you could tell them apart. Yeah. My second note just says, oh god these people. Is that the plane full of college kids? Yeah. Ug, horny teens, go to hell. I'm mad like that grandma. These are my notes. So this is just, this opening scene is just, this opening scene is just aping Final Destination, right? Absolutely. Yeah. A much more successful film. Oh yeah, yeah, a much more enjoyable film. So enjoyable. I don't remember what we gave it, but I think we enjoyed urban legend as well. I did. Yeah. I found it shockingly good. Yeah. Yeah. um. How can you fuck in an airplane bathroom. I don't like to pull my pants down to pee. I did. I did. Yeah. I found it shock. I found it's. I found it. I the the the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I the th. I the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the th. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm much much much much more more. I th. I'm much more th. I'm much more th. I'm much more th. I'm much more th. I th. I th. I'm much more th. I'm much more th. I th. I'm much more th. I'm much more th. I'm't like to pull my pants down to pee. Because if the plane goes down, they're gonna find your corpse with your pants around your ankles.

Yeah, who cares your corpse? I don't want that. I want to die with dignity. I don't want to die mid shit. Like the guy in Halloween from 2007, they never got to finish his shit. Ken 4A? Yeah, was his his name. I'm like Big Bear Johnson. Grizzled Jimmy Barrington. I don't know. Grizzly Jim. I have not lived any of my life up into at this point with dignity,

so I feel like you can just find me however. Yeah, be either, but I just feel like death I should get a reprieve from being just a shameless sack, you know. And this is a where we start off aping a horror movie and talking about a horror movie. Because we're aping final destination and the nerd guy is talking about Twilight Zone. Right. Plain has a bunch of turbulence. There's a roving bar cart which is actually incredibly dangerous during a turbulent situation. That was seemed really scary to me. I thought, oh that's tense.

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No. No. No, no, no, no, I guess not. Not a lot of knife movies after that on the plane. No, no. Oof. But yeah, and we get the- Wait, is this proof that the government did 9-11? No. Okay. I mean, like, briefly dated a 9-11 truther. It was terrible. Oh my God. Yeah.

I thankfully have never met one of those that I know of. If I have- You know if you, they'll tell you. They're like vegans. He he he he. And people who do cross that. Sorry, you guys are great. Maybe not so much of your 9-11 truther.

No, because that's just a slippery slope somewhere else. It is. But like a man with a knife does not kill every single person on a plane. That just does not happen. And stuff them all in compartments. They'll just lay there and waited to die with the seat. So the lady from the bathroom goes up into the cockpit, sees all the pilots are dead, hops into the pilot seat, and starts yelling May Day and screaming, and then the director

pops up and yells cut into the airplane. It's a movie into a movie. Yeah, it is, isn't it? But Eva Mendez is there. She is. I love Eva Mendez. I feel like they don't make women as beautiful as Eva Mendez anymore. They were like, this is the last one. Broke the mold. She's so fucking beautiful. She really is. And I don't know what she's doing in this movie.

Just hanging out. At one point, like completely brawlis and it's pretty amazing. Yeah, her tits do look fantastic. She is acting against a Bunko Julia styles, would you say? But I get very excited when we meet Professor Solomon at this point. And why is that? Because he was Ellis from Diehard. He's the cokey guy from Diehard that like goes and talks to the terrorist and is like, I know John McLean. Hart Bachner. Which sounds like, A, a bad scrabble, and B, a name that you make up on the fly to the cops. Mr. Bachner?

Hart. He's talking about how they're all getting to go to the greatest film school that has ever existed. And in my opinion, that campus is gorgeous. Where was this filmed? In Toronto, or outside Toronto, like somewhere in like Ontario. Gotcha. But just like, when they showed like they swoo, like come in on the campus over the river, people kayaking next to the campus. So I was like, this is fucking beautiful. And it's all like super modern-looking architecture, it was really nice. Well, Canada is better than us. As soon as they trot out Anthony Anderson you're like He's gonna just this is our third when else would we tell with Anthony Anderson?

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A dick wolf production. I love Loretta Dada, da, da, da, da, da, da. Listen, I'm going to leave this up to you of how much you cut. If it's none, I understand. A dick wolf production. Yeah. Uh, ha is great. She is fantastic. If you need somebody to show up and tell a bunch of white kids they're being fucking assholes? I feel like she gets a lot of I'm doing finger quotes black person lines in this movie. Yeah, for sure.

But I find it less abrasive than with like raw digger in 13 ghosts. Do you remember that? I do? Or she's just there to yell, motherfucker at things. Over and over, yeah. I do, so, all right, so I was immediately overwhelmed by all the teens I'm supposed to remember, or early 20-somethings, I'm sorry. There are just too many characters. Too many. I was like, oh, it was like, they all tried to get through the door in my brain at one point and they got stuck and I went, well I just don't, I can't, I'm, to, to, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, the, to, to, to, to, I, to, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to get through the door in my brain at one point and they got stuck and I went, well I just don't, I can't anymore. I gotta, I'm, uh, and I just shut down for a little while. And the problem is that half of them are early to mid-20s white men with prominent cheekbones. Yeah. Like I cannot tell the difference between Travis slash Trevor, which I cannot fucking believe is real. Anson Mount, even though I know what Anson Mount, fucking looks like. Which one is Anson Mount?

He's Toby, the one that they accuse of stealing the film. Is he the one that's in legally blonde? I don't know if he's in legally blonde. No, Trevor Travis is in legally okay. Anson Mount, I know mainly from his role in Crossroads, the Britney Spears vehicle at the same time, which I wish desperately was an action movie so that we could do it. We could do it on this podcast because we just do whatever the fuck we want. When we need a really good palette cleanser, we should probably do that. It's got Britney Spears, it's got Zoe Seldana, and it's got Terran Manning, who you need to cast if you need somebody to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody somebody to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be to be someone, to be to be you need to cast if you need somebody to be like a little bit fucked up Has apparently got fucking cool modie in it. Yeah. Holy snaps

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they wanted to cover up the deaths of all those students, question mark. I love that they kept her love of Foxy Brown from the first movie. Yeah, she really is just charming. Anytime she's on screen you're just like, oh you, I love you. Yeah. And I like her and Amy just like quoting Foxy Brown and coffee and stuff like makes me so happy. It was cute. It was cute. It's cute. It's cute. I took one film class in college and I found it very dumb. Really? Yes, it was intro to film and we talked about auteur theory, you know, which is like, right,

you know because you know stuff about films. And I just kept arguing that John Hughes was an auteur. I still think he is. And the professor who was like some, you know, grad student who just wanted to be dead. I was like, no, I'm sorry, John Hughes can't be an auteur. And I was like, but why? But why? Like a fucking toddler. So you won.

I mean, in the way the toddlers always went by just asking the same question over and over then yes. Toddlers and Socrates. Yeah so she tells her all about what happened at Pendleton and Amy's like oh I guess I'll do that for my senior thesis movie. Yeah. Okay wow you were really? Which super pisses off ants and mount because he owns the horror genre? Like when they did the first film class scene, that lecture hall was full of kids. You mean to tell me none of them is making a horror movie? No, all romcombs.

Just Anson Mount. They're all doing documentaries in rompics. So silly. I hated literally every man in this movie. What about Anthony Anderson? Yeah, he's not playing a great role. No, I feel bad for him. He's like, did you ever see Summer School?

No. There's these... Wait, Randy Dangerfield? No, that's back to school. Summer School is, I can't remember the lead actor's name, but it's, there's these two characters named Chainsaw and Dave, and there's these two dudes whosesed, thua thua thua tho tho tho tho tho th're these two dudes who just love horror movies. And they're constantly making like special effects and all this dumb shit in class. And that's what Anthony Anderson and other guy. Yeah, I know him too.

I know that actor from things too. Haven't you seen him before? He looked like a familiar guy that I did not, could not place. Cut to the bar scene where somebody, Rufi's some Cosmos. Yeah, Rufi's Travis and a woman's Cosmo. You know There's so many indiscriminate women in this movie. Yes a blonde woman. Yeah. It's a cool, everybody's smoking in the bar which I thought wow remember smoking in bars in the early 2000s? I do. I do. I quit smoking and I was straight edge so no.

Wow, cool for you. She meets aunts and mount who were meant to believe possibly Rufi the drink. Yes. But she doesn't actually have to. She's the one who's in trouble for that, yeah. And she's chugging Cosmopolitan. That can't be good. The bartender takes them off a tray of cosmopolitans, and I just thought, how many people in this bar are drinking cosmopolitan's?

All of them watching sex in the city. He just racks up Cosmos. So crazy. There was an errant apaltini in there as well. Oh, God, that just made me do the thing where like you the size of your mouth, yeah. It hits you in your A1 glands. Yeah. Get you here, get you right here. Right there. So she, we start to see from her perspective,

she's like very fucked up. And she wanders into the coat room and picks, looks at her number, and then goes around looking at all the numbers on the coats, instead of just looking for her coat. What now? How would how how how how how how would would would would would would would how how how how how how how how how would would would would how would how how would would how how would you how would you how would you how would you how would you? the? You might know what color it is, dumb, dumb. And then we get the homage to Black Christmas. Which is the plastic bag, yeah. She wakes up in a bathtub full of ice. It is the kidney heist, urban legend, which my father told me when I was really little. Oh yeah, oh yeah, he said it happened to a friend of his. Yeah. Yeah. She's, this woman is like relatively well for having had a kidney removed.

Yeah, yeah. And the kidney is just sitting there, like at least sell it. That's the point of selling, of the kidney heist is that you take it and sell it. You don't just leave it on a tray. It was also so clean, so very clean. Yeah, it looked like it might have gotten run under the bathwater. It also looks like a braided hala bread, but you know, I don't think kidneys look like that. For what I was reading it is a goat's kidney. Oh really?

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They make a big deal out of whoever that old guy was that's going to be teaching now and that just never comes up again. No, you're right. They should have taken his kidney if I'm being honest with you. They literally introduced so many characters that they're just like, oh, I don't know what to do with any of these. It's just so they can all die, I guess. But that old man doesn't even die. No, it's true.

He probably doesn't, we just don't see it. Was it Travis, Trevor, one of them? Was just drinking- What do you name Twins Travis and Trever? For sure? Really? For sure. . Dakota and Aubrey. Mercedes and Hypnotique. When my cousin Vicky was pregnant, we tried to convince her to name her,

we assumed she would be having girl twins. She did not. Named Portia and Fusha, which we thought would be really great for her lifestyle. Trevor. So, whichever one is on his front front porch smoking a cigarette and drinking a bottle of sweet mash. What is sweet mash? It's like bourbon is a mash whiskey. Okay, but it just, sweet mash.

Sounds like yams. This is Travis at this point. Okay. Let's, let's, we need to delineate when he becomes Trevor. I mean, it is the same actor with the same haircut, the same sweaters. And the same facial scar. They do nothing to like, they don't swoop his hair to the side.

Give that dude a side part. Literally a wig, I would have taken a fucking Chris Gaines floppy haircut and Soul Patch, literally anything. I don't know who that is. Chris Gaith Brooks, Garth Brooks, got the alter ego. What? What? Wait, wait. Back up the trucks.

Mip. Meep. Back them up. Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks. Adopted a Goth alter ego? Like, kind of like Altrockie. Okay. Hold on, I'm bringing up a picture of Chris Gaines right now. He had a wig? Oh, oh, Katie. I don't know what Garth Brooks looks like to begin with.

Oh, why don't I put a picture of the two of them side by side? me. Okay, hold on one second please. Mm-hmm. Bah. Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines. No, wait a minute. What is happening there? You know, they do look very different. So did he, were people in on the joke? Do people know that he was Garth Brooks? And no one, no one, no one bit. No one was like, oh, maybe we'll give him a shot. We'll see what this Chris Gaines is all about.

Wait. I don't understand this at all. Did, I mean, did the public know that Chris Gaines was Garth Brooks? Yes. Well, how'd they find out? I think he looks like him? Yeah, I think it was just a known thing. Oh he was like, by the way, now I'm Chris Gaines. Yeah, I mean it was like, it wasn't like Richard Bachman to Stephen King where it was like a weird pen name that he had. Like, he was just like, I'm doing this Chris Gaines thing now. I see. This is my alter when Beyonce like rebranded herself for like a

hot 15 seconds I was like I'm just fiance's. Yeah. And I get it. Yeah. But yeah I mean any of those things done to Trevor would have been nice. Anything. Sorry I'm that's why I was like this cannot possibly be true that this is his twin. He's obviously him he's obviously had is his twin. It's obviously him. He's obviously had some kind of mental break. He's obviously the killer. No. No.

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pissed and he's like yes Simon I'll send Simon your way and Simon shows up as like the Russian assassin DP? But like, why not just actually get an Eastern European person? That guy was doing the worst accent, I have ever heard. That can't be true because we did Veronica. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Analysix is my speciality.

She's a Psyco. I wish we did that movie again. That was better than this, honestly. He says to Eva Mendez, do you know you are a beautiful woman? And I was like, yeah, I think she fucking knows she's a beautiful woman. She's literally the world's most beautiful woman. And she says if you were a girl, I'd fuck you. Like would you? What about him says I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f I'd th f s I'd th f s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s' I'd tho thock that's tho' that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a girl, I'd fuck you. Like, would you? What about him says, I'd fuck you if you were a girl?

I don't know. Just that pretty little pouty face? Which he looks just like Joey Lawrence, Jimmy. Do you know that Joey Lawrence had a sitcom with his brothers? Yeah, Matthew Lawrence and, uh, the other one. And they all just look like car, or like, Xerox copies of Joey Lawrence and have got like slightly off kilter. Matthew Lawrence had a bit of a career. He was a child actor. He was in like, I think he was the one of the kids in like Mrs. Doubtfire. Why do I know this?

If you'd like to see me out that window, I will. I mean come on it I just went out a complete Chris Gaines Diversional. I mean there's not much to say about this movie. We see Sandra get killed. Yeah and it gets filmed. Yeah and then spliced into her movie later where we see Sandra can't act and then when she is being killed they're all cheering her on. Does Sandra need to be in film school? Sure. I feel like she would be in like a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the c. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. the. te. to. to. to. ttttte. to. ttttttttte. th. their th. the. their their. is being killed, they're all cheering her on. Does Sandra need to be in film school? I feel like she would be in like a theater arts program. You know? They need actors at film school?

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Oh, that's a famous guy. Yeah, but also a really bad guy too, right? I don't know. And Brian Singer like molest a bunch of things. We are, where are we, where are we? Sweet match, sweet match, sweet match, Eva Menendez. Even Mendez, killed her baron. So, um. You know so much true crime shit. Well, those are famous ones. It's true. And like, uh, timely to each other,

contemporaneous. So we get Saunders death, the guy's hiding in a pile of cloth. Right, where you do, where you hide? Yeah. You do. It gets to a point where when we find out where the killer is, much like in the first movie, where you find out when the killer is, you're like, Rebecca Gahart could not have lifted any of the people she had to lift. Yeah. And this guy could not, does not look like he can, is as limber as he would need to be to be this killer. It doesn't make, it doesn't make any sense that anybody could be the killer.

No, yeah. No, unless everybody So then we see they see Sandra's death on film. Yeah. They go outside for some reason and learn that Travis has killed himself. Yes. Travis like had to steal Sandra's thunder. As Toby said, he blew his entire head off. Yeah. Which makes you go, of course, when this new guy shows up who's Trevor, that's obviously Travis because there's another corpse. He says like dental records wouldn't even help. Yeah, which makes you think, okay, so clearly. And also you're an insensitive brick. Oh yeah, that was your friend.

Oh yeah, that was your friend. There was somebody standing next to you as friend for sure. Oh God. How do you feel about the killer in the fencing mask? I liked it actually. I thought it was a little bit creepy. What about you? Yeah, yeah, and it's one of the few masks that's going to give you a good field of vision. Yeah, definitely. Definitely, definitely going to keep you agile anyway.

I really like it later on when he's dressed in the minors min min min min steam punky. Yeah I think it's it's very it has that spooky blankness to it which I like yeah you know and it's also like well anyone could have a fencing mask you can just buy them yeah I liked it. It was also giving me I know what you did last summer vibes too. Yeah well that movie and this are this came out what two years later yeah I feel like it's trying to do quite a th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the are, this came out what, two years later. I feel like it's trying to do quite a bit of things that that movie did. And Scream had come out by this point too. Scream was like 96. I know what you did last number is 97 and this is 2000.

And Urban Legend 1 was 98, I think. Right, which is already aping the aping of the apings. The thing is just that like I have such a fondness for those other movies because I saw them when I was a teenager but having never seen this I feel like I can step back and you know objectively say it's terrible you know. And this doesn't even give you other than Eva Mendez and Hart Bachner. You're not getting any like, there's no Jared Lido, there's no Terrier Reed, there's no, that guy from Dawson's Creek.

Sandra was like the shitty Terror Read basically. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Or Rebecca Gahart, who quite frankly is fun to watch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I forgot about the guy from Dawson's Creek. Never forget. But the way I feel having watched this movie must have been how you felt when you watched, I know what you did last summer, and you were like, I cannot believe you like this, you know?

When she, what did she yell when she's spinning in the middle of... Come and get me! What are you waiting for? Spinning around, tits to the sky. Man, she's a bad actress. You know, I know, I do. It sucks. She's great and, uh, fuck, I get it. She's great and, uh, Fuck, why get anything of the movie.

Can't hardly wait. No, she isn't. She's terrible, but everyonethe name of that movie. Can't hardly wait. No she isn't. She's terrible. Everyone else is carrying that film. She has very few lines. Which is to everyone's benefit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So my notes are so sparse of this. I'm sorry. It's fine. I just have like, yes, my twin sons, Travis and Trevor. And then is he having a psychotic break? And then if your friend had a twin, I feel like you'd know. His logic for why she doesn't know about him is he's the fuck up who Trevor, like, and he's gotten in trouble with the pop, so they can't call the cops because he's gotten in trouble with the cops.

Like is he on the cops because he's gotten in trouble with the cops. Like is he on the lamb? I don't know. And if so she's harboring a fugitive by letting him sleep in her room. He's a stranger. He's either your friend who's having a nervous breakdown or he's a complete fucking stranger. And either way, he must be the killer. And either way, don't fuck him. No. That scene I was like, what? Thank God that was a drink. I loved that the fuck dream sequence opens up on just his back lit ass so you could see all the downy hair on his butt tee. Yeah, it's so fuzzy. As a man with a fuzzy ass, I really appreciate it. I think most men have fuzzy asses. But it's not like a, it's not a,

it's not a selling point. And it shouldn't be lit like the corona of a son. It was a very round ass and it was very great ass. It was so funny. It was funny. And she's fully clothed. He doesn't even ask her name upon them meeting. So you're like because he knows it's two braids. What's her name again? Amy. Because he knows it's Amy because it's fucking Travis. Yeah. Or may feel as everyone keeps yelling at her.

Okay. I didn't catch that. Like they're on a football team or in the military together. Here in film school they break you down and build you back up. I just love to like she meets him he's a dick and she's like oh you're a dick let's do this. Yeah because she was into his twin so you know sort of yeah that's true. She was like into him but not enough to even like glance at him I guess. He committed suicide. Oh man. Anyway so I'm making this dumb movie that I just thought of. And literally it's in production. How did how quickly did she write that script? They're urban legends write themselves.

Yeah. Then when they get to the last scene of the movie, her movie, what is your movie about? What is happening? Oh, the very last scene with the movie and a movie and a movie. Oh, like, what is your movie is going to be shit, Two Brades. Were those his parents playing his parents in the movie about his dead one? Oh no, I don't know. I don't know whether to hope they are or hope they aren't. But okay, so she's running away from, she's running away from the fencing mask bad guy. Yeah.

She is in like the music room room basically. He's playing scary piano which is deeply unscary. And she's hiding under the scary piano. She throws her bag and hits like a some chimes and then instead of like getting up and quietly running away she stands up and goes ah and then balls down. runs there a bunch of music scenes. And she music. You had a chance to plot your escape. You were there a while. When she's running from them outside later, wait.

And she hits the boat house and trips over every single oar. And then he does the same fucking thing. How are they storing these? Are the oars just in a coffee mug? Everyone's run into like pencils on a teacher's desk? I'm like, this will do. What is happening? She runs out of the building and right into the woods.

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the book. For sure. But then you wouldn't have to kill all these people. No, no, no, you wouldn't. You would just have to kill the one person who wrote the book. And maybe the editor who saw the book. Right. Right.

And maybe the mailman who brought just, it's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And it's all happening at the same time that Amy is a student there and he has beef with her dad. Yeah, because her dad denied him the Hitchcock or something. Yeah, yeah, it could be because, like, Chet McGillicuddy did a much worse film, but her dad voted for him as the famous man who came in and did the votes. Right. And so I missed my chance to go to Hollywood. It doesn't make a lick of sense. No, maybe you should have left Ontario. Because if you were so talented, I'm sure you could have written another film and just sold the script.

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It's the dumbest thing ever. He is explaining it like it makes sense, which is really upsetting. And everyone else just goes, oh, yeah, I can see how that would drive you to murder. All of these years later? You mean to tell me there wasn't another student film before Travis's that he could have stolen? He's so good he has to steal a student film but it has to be Travis. Uh-huh. No. So, um... This is bad shit. How is this a movie?

I thought I may have lost the plot a little bit because when they get to the spaceship alien set, I was like, ooh, I kind of want to see that movie. I would love to see that movie. I want to see that student movie. Is that where the professor screams, fuck teaching! What an educator! Do you like how useless Joey Lawrence is as an attacker? I do, I think he's funny.

When he hits the professor with a charity, he's, that only works in the movies. Film Guy to Film Guy, that only works in the movies. So Reese busts in, and she does not believe two braids. She believes the professor. Sure. Yeah, as you would do. Am I going to trust this crazy-ass white girl?

She says. Yeah. And somehow, like a whole cache of guns are spilled on the floor? Fake guns. I don't know where they came from. There was like a rack of guns and Trevor Travis was bumping against it with Professor Ellis. Got it. And they knocked them all over and then they had to pull out the guns to shoot each other. But we know that Amy has the real gun because she knows that Reese's gun is inlaid with gold. Uh-huh.

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Amy, what are you doing, girl? Amy, no. I hated it so much. What is your movie, Amy? What is any of this movie, Amy? What? Amy, I need to talk to you. Why did you vote for this movie on Twitter? People who voted for this movie this movie this movie this movie this movie thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thoom thoom thoom thoom thoom tho tho tho tho tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. tho, tho, I need to talk to you. Why did you vote for this movie on Twitter? People who voted for this movie on Twitter. But why? Come on Mayfield!

So fucking infuriating. Katie. Alan. You want to write this movie? Yeah. Oh, oh my gosh, we didn't even talk about the actual last scene. What's the actual last scene? Is the professor in a mental institution being wheeled around by Rebecca Gayheart? To the Hitchcock presents theme. Bum. Bum, ma'am, da, da, da, da, n'am. And she says, I think we have a lot common. Real talk. Real talk?

Real talk? Yeah, real talk right now? I loved the Rebecca Gahart cameo. I wrote, this last scene is getting at one more point. So can I tell you what I'm giving this movie? A one? Two weeks in a row, two ones. It's been bullshit.

It's been bullshit around here lately. So as much as last week's movie was a bomb to my soul of ridiculous Italian nonsense, this was the polar opposite of that. This made my soul hurt. This like ripped the bandaid off my soul. And it wasn't ready to come off, the scab came and now it's just all raw again, and you have to put more Niosporn on in a new band-aid. Honestly, I watched these two movies, last week's movie and this movie within 12 hours of one another,

and I wish I was dead. Truly wished I was dead. Oh no! Uh-one. One is generous. You think? Well what about that Rebecca Gayheart came out? Yeah, yeah. Because like how'd she get a nursing job? She's crazy. I would have been happier if she showed up at the end of this And she had been the killer the entire time. In the first movie she is the killer for like a very reasonable reason I guess? Wasn't it that her her boyfriend had been killed by Alicia Witt and the friend doing the urban

legend thing? And she has a nervous breakdown and kills all these people, right? Right. Right. I don't know if that's a reasonable reason or if it just seems like it in the face of this. I don't know. I'm going to give this a point five. Point five. You know, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tha. I'm tho, thi. I'm tho, tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I'm a tho. I's tho. I's a th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I. I's. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And tha. And a ththird one, direct to video. Is it Bloody Mary? Bloody Mary.

Are we going to watch it sometime? Probably not. Oh, man. It's the first one that brings the supernatural into it. Oh, no. Yeah, supernatural. That's really getting away from the theme, isn't it? This revenge for nothing franchise.

Yeah, it's Yeah, it's really It's really it's really shit. It's really bad. It's really bad. I wish I had something to be thankful for Let's thank some Petrone. Yeah. All right. So only I only have a few names left to that people who actually responded to my email and also I haven't emailed anyone since August. So I am going to give you some people that wrote back and then I'm gonna give you some that didn't. I'd like to thank Ryan Keene from Pittsburgh PA, friend of the podcast. Yeah. Ryan, I honestly, I keep meaning to message him and I have not done it. So I hope he's listening Ryan.

The seahorse print you Yes, it's beautiful. Jen Scott from Pittsburgh, who would like to share with the world, eat great food, watch fun movies, and be awesome to one another. That is very, very good advice. Very good advice. I'd like to thank Ninina. Ninina? Meenina? My good friend, Ninina? You know my, you know you know Nina? It's what Lucy called her. Oh, Lucy say Christina and she called her, me, Nina. And that's a lot for people who have written back. So I'm going to give some names here. Thank you to Tobiness, Emily R, Salvatore G, Ryan C, Megan K, and James M. Oh, and Ashley H. I'm going to throw you in there too, Ashley H.

Because I like you. Thanks everybody. Thank you guys so tha so, to to to to're so sweet and we just really appreciate your support and you know it's allowing me to sit in a super comfy chair right now with a mic stand that pulls up to my face so I don't even have to use my hands. I've been twiddling things for two hours now. You are a twiddler I've never noticed it until we sat one across from one another and since we didn't have to do a like like to like to like to like to like to like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the try. try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I try. I try. try. try. I to to to to to to to to to to't have to like do more things with our hands. Yeah, yeah. You put stuff in front of me, I'm just gonna twittle. You get a fidget spinner or whatever it's called. What's that called? I'm too old to use one. I don't have the rods and cones.

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Are we... I'm going to have to say among the shadows. All right. I'm going to have to pull the trigger on. I can't believe I was disappointed about Lindsay Lohan. No, I'm excited. I don't think I'm ready for crossroads yet. No, I don't th th th th. Okay. Lindsay Lohan, let me see where it's available.

So yes, you can rent it online and while we were looking it up to make sure that you can rent it online, I notice that it has 2.1 out of 10 on IMDB, which I'm extremely excited about. I mean, I think the movie we did this week is only like a 9% on rotten tomatoes or something. Wow. Well, and that's generous. Oh man, I can't th And this is what you get for not picking it the first time. You knew we were going to do it anyway. And that I'd be mad. So now I'm angry and we're doing it. I tried to stuff the ballot box at the last minute and couldn't even muster up

enough interest in that. I ran a separate poll on Instagram to see if we, and it turned out the exact same way. You're kidding! What did, have people seen the movie we just watched? That's crazy! I don't know. I don't know either. It's like they didn't want us to have nice things.

Yeah, why you guys be in spiteful? You're like a cat shitting right next to the litter box. You know how much much much much much much much much much th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the litter box. You know how much Katie enjoyed the last Lindsay Lowhead film? I begged for that movie. That's my show! Why didn't I just do it? All right, we're just doing it. We're just doing it.

It's your show, too. It's your show. I'm just... Oh, stop it. You came up with the idea, named the thing. on your computer. Is that it? Yeah. I know we're giving these people this week. I'm not mad at you. I love you. I love them to know. I never doubted it for a second. I love you. I love you. I love you. We love you more if you bought a t-shirt. Just kidding. We love you all the same. But if you want one, you can go to T-Public.com and look for us you can also get like toat bags and all kinds of weird stuff so you can get masks to wear around if you want to wear like a Brian from Wings mask that's

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