Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 31- All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)

Episode Date: May 25, 2015

In this episode about the 2006 teen slasher "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane," we manage to talk about pretty much every other movie we could think of that wasn't "All the Boys Love Mandy Lane" including but not limited to: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," "Antichrist," "The Craft," "Hellraiser," and "Friday the 13th." Does that mean we weren't so into Mandy Lane? You'll have to listen to the episode to find out! What did you think about this movie? As always, we love to hear from you. Tell us at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, Twitter @werebulance or Instagram @werewolfambulance.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anyone? Hello? Hello? Is anyone... Hello? Hello? And welcome to another episode of Warewolf Ambulance? Was that good? Did you guys like that? Was that good? Did you guys like that? Was that good? The podcast, we still don't know how to start it. We know how to start it. We just only know one way to start it. Hello! And one go another episode of Wearable Amulance. Where do that? I've never said hello like that in my life. I say it all the time in this podcast. In the podcast, yeah. I imagine picking up. Hello, and welcome to my home! Hello! Thank you for this pizza! Thank you for this pizza. Hi, I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hi, Alan. Hi, I'm Alan, and I love pizza. Hello! La-la-la! Oh, it's evolved into Seinfeld.

So we've lost our fucking minds, and I am going to blame all the boys, love Mandy Lane. Oh boy, oh boys, oh brother. But quickly, before we get into that, I have some breaking news that I just heard on the internet today. Peep, beep, beep, beep. No, it was good news. I feel like I stole it from someone. The news.

Oh, sure. Katie, do you know that they're doing a remake of the beloved film, the craft? Fuck this! Fuck them! Fuck everyone! Yes I do. I am furious. I am like I get it.

Everything gets remade. Fuck no, it's perfect. Don't touch it. Yeah I hate it. I hate that they're doing this. What's the the the lady with the mouth? She was a ball. Yes. The lady with the mouth. She is quite a seller. She has. She's got a lot of teeth in there. Like more than other. How are you gonna recast that? the thi. thrown. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. thi. the the that. the the that. the the the the th. the th. the the th. the. the the the theateat. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. theate. I. th. th. theateate. I. I the. the. the. the. the the the the the the I don't know. Who's going to? It's going to be like, god damn Selena Gomez, which is the only person I ever mentioned whenever we talk about Twins on this podcast, because she's the only one I know other one I know other than Miley Cyrus. And I don't think Miley's going to sign on for this project. I have no idea who's. You know, one of those things. You know what happens when you get off of Disney Channel? I've reached that age where I'm standing in the supermarket line

and there's the tabloids and I have no fucking idea who any, but every once in a while an old person is dying and I'm like, oh I remember them on TV. Oh, that's the woman who's going Yeah, the world is passing me by again. I know what Kardashians. They're always doing something those Kardashians. It's hard to keep up with them if you will. Hello! So yeah the craft remake can suck it. Let's do the craft. Let's do the craft in the next couple weeks. Okay, get on board. We're doing the craft. Yeah, I've never seen it. Yeah, really? Oh, it's so good. the the the craft. It's the craft. It's so it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, it's so, the the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft the craft. the craft. the craft card. the craft card. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the c. the the the c. the the c. the the crafts. the c. the c. the crafts. the craft. the craft. the craft. the craft doing the craft. Yeah, I've never seen it. Yeah, really? Yeah, I've never seen the craft. It's so it's so formative for like women my age. Yeah, so it's so, it's like a Harry Potter movie. Yeah, let's go with that. So what we're here today to talk about is all the boys love Mandy Lane. Oh, so it's like a Harry Potter movie. Yeah, so it's like, th. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like a th. It's like a th. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, th. It's like, th. It's like a so, so, so, so, so. So, so, so, so, so, it's like a th. So, it's like a th. So, it's like a th. So, it's like, it's like, it's like, that. So what we're here today to talk about is all the boys love Mandy Lane. If this is a movie you haven't seen but are planning to see, you should see it because we're going to spoil it.

There's a twist that we will spoil. Well, actually it was recommended to me by my friend Amanda who appeared in the episode of The Pit. So like maybe I should have questioned her tasks. best laugh. Best laugh in the business. Best laugh in the business. So good. Also I think it's just because her name is Mandy. Oh. I'm just kidding. You know, there were a lot of interesting things about this movie, I guess. Yeah. Maybe I missed something. Well, I was looking on IMDB for the movie and it's got a summary of the film, which I really think nails it. Okay. So if I might. A group of high schoolers invite Mandy Lane, a good girl who became quite hot over the summer to a weekend party on a secluded ranch. While the festivities rage on the number of revelers begins to drop quite mysteriously.

A lot of quites in there. Also, like, that was one of the set-ups on Wikipedia too is like that she was a sort- an outsider who got hot over the summer, but I don't recall them ever like in the very first scene after she's done being oogled down the hallway by everyone. When that 35 year old man who's in high school? Yes, the man with the wrinkles. Yeah. Yeah. Man de lame. You got quite hot over the summer. It was very, very formal. I declare Mandelane. I find it hard to believe that that woman was ever unattractive.

Right. Like, just don't, I mean like, okay, I was really hot in high school so I can relate to a lot of these problems. I don't doubt it. That's absolutely false. I was a voted senior senior senior senior senior class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class class well, that's true. I was voted senior class clown, so that's something. Were you really? Class clown? Yeah. I was not hot. But it had to be funny. So. Oh. Yeah. You know, everybody's good at something. That does bring up my second note that I have here. High school sucks.

The first note I have is high school is a horror movie. Terrible! Fuck a nightmare. And you think it's a nightmare if you're ugly. Turns out it's a nightmare if you're not ugly, too. Yeah, I think it's just a nightmare for everyone. And some people brainwashed themselves into't get to do anything afterwards. I didn't grow these boobs until college. Also, they partied so hard.

Like, we drank in college. I smoked quite a bit of medicine in college. Or I'm sorry, in high school, in high school, but not like this. Yeah, there was a lot more crying and fistfights involved in the drinking that went on in high school if I remember correctly. It was very... because none of us th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they th th they th they th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi. Also thi th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi. they thi. I thi. I thi. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. thi involved in the drinking that went on in high school if I remember correctly. It was very... Because none of us knew what we were doing. Yeah, you're just drinking and yeah. So this is a movie about high school.

Sort of. They literally at one point say you only finished junior year once and I was like, thank God. What, who marks this occasion? I don't know. I do remember being in high school and my mom saying, you should enjoy this. These are going to be the best years of your life. Imagine if those were the best years of your life. The best years of my lives are the ones that everyone's picking on me? Yeah.

This is gonna roll. Right. I just got chased by the football te. shouldn't me off as a homecoming date to someone? Really happened, really happened. Really happened. So Mandy's really attractive. And boy, is she beautiful. Oh, my good gracious. All this hair?

She's more hair than anyone I've ever seen. More hair than anyone I've ever seen. Oh, it's so much hair. It's just constant. Her hair is like another actor in this movie. It's like Mandy Lane and it's played by Amber Heard. Mandy Lane's hair. I don't, there's no punchline to this. I'm playing by Mandy Lynn's hair. Yeah, it was, oh my god. Yeah, she was, she was quite beautiful. She's the, currently the wife of Nana's boyfriend Johnny Depp. I don't think

Nana knows. I'm gonna not tell her that she's that he's married to someone younger than me. I think that will upset her. Yeah. Because she's not up on that tabloids. No on that tabloids. Nana's not up on those tabloids. That's not like the most hip-hop thing. I'm up on that tabloid. I'm up. I. I'm up that. I'm up on. I'm up on. I'm up on that. I'm up on that. I'm up on that. I'm up on that. I'm up that. I'm up that. I'm up that. I'm up that. I'm up that. I'm up that. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up with. I'm up on that. I'm up. I'm up. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've. I've that. I'm up up up up up up that. I'm up up that. I'm up that. I'm up up that. That's that. That's not not not not not not not not up up up up up that. That's that. That's that. That's not not. That's up up that. I'm up that. I'm up that. Ab-a. That Mandy Lane goes to a party somewhat reluctantly with her friend Emmett who looks kind of like you did in high school. Sorry all of you, but you know what you look like in high school. He didn't have an undercut. Yeah, he's still the outsider while she cracked open her pupa and became a beautiful butterfly. Pupa is a disgusting word and I request we don't say it again. She arose from her chrysalis? That's better.

Thank you. So they were at this pool party where this guy, the old man, who in high school, of course his fucking name is Dylan, of course it is. He's like all over her, touching her thighs and acting a fool and then he gets into a fight with Emmett, punches him in the face, tries to drown him in the pool, whatever, whatever, who cares. They end up on a roof together and Emmet convinces him, I think he gets him a bottle of Boone's farm. Was it Boone's farm? I was like, that's legitimately high school, Bones farm? I was like you for catching that. Prop Department nailed that one. They were like, what high school?

Boones Farm. Zima's off the market. What are we going to do? Yeah, if Sutter's home isn't available, you want to get that Boons Farm? Exactly. And the hands on a bottle. And they, and convincing him to the pool but all bloody. Which I didn't like. Because where did he get that? I mean clearly he must have hit his head somewhere

but I mean he landed in the pool. They could have shown me his head hitting. I would have liked that more. I would have liked or at least the sound of like an egg cracking. You know what I mean? It just it was aid up on the roof. Yeah, he didn't push him. The man jumped. It seemed, whatever. Well, he did do the thing, let's jump together and then like, kind of one-way hopped. Probably didn't hear that. It's true.

I guess what happens, the rest of the movie by like skisy dudes. So gross. So gross. Do's the war. Like teenage boy, is there anything more disgusting than a teenage boy? As a former one, no. No, there is not. Cool. We find out that Mandy, I keep wanting to call her Mandy Moore, which is not right. Manny Lane.

Mandy Lane has the old, you know, the old, the old, know, dead, dead parents. Sure. A dead parents. She lives with her aunt, right? Yeah. So she gets invited to a weekend at a ranch with two other girls and three dudes. Right. A surprisingly diverse group. I mean, I don't mean that racial. I mean that there's a black guy and a stoner and a cowboy.

It was just very, how are you people friends? What do you have in common? They're all like the popular kids. Yeah, but what do they talk about? I guess fucking. Money and fucking and smoking the weeds? Yeah, the weeds. Yeah, that's what the kids are calling it.

They are clearly, they're all completely unlikable. With a possible exception to the black guy, but you they they the they they the black eye, but you can't tell if he's putting it on or not. And they all have are like largely named after baseball teams. Did you notice that? I'm not quite the sporto that you are. Marlin? Yeah. Yeah.

Bird. Bird. I mean, people call the St. Louis Cardinals the red birds. The Jakes, the Montana Jakes, as you may the the the the the the th, as you may may may may may may may may may may the Jakes, the Montana Jakes, as you may know them? I don't know. These people were stupid. But the setup is that they're assholes and they do terrible things. Like they steal a keg out of the back of a truck on the way to this weekend party. There's six of them and they spend the rest of the time drinking beer. the set up the tap too. Yeah, that's what I was going to say, that keg is just sitting at the back of the pickup because they have no way to get into the beer.

They like hit it with a can a few times, maybe a couple times with a rock and they were like, ah, that's that good. They also snort adre. the to just, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, does it? Yeah. Okay. Oh, is that the thing that the college kids take when they need to take an exam? Yeah. Okay. But imagine just doing that and then riding in a car. Listening to a terrible cover of an America song, which appears like three, is it cheaper to get a terrible cover? Yeah. It is. Really? Yeah. Maybe we should quit this podcast and start making covers and try them to movies. Yeah. Well, they would be terrible. I'm not very good.

So in the movies and seasons of supernatural. Oh, burn. At this point I also have a note that says, I can't understand what anyone is saying, but it probably doesn't matter. So take that for what it is. I have the note this movie is a bummer 13 13 in. Yeah. But the whole time I'm just going, all right, so when's Mandy Lincoln to start murder everybody because I just wanted to murder all these shit things, all these dickheads. I mean, if you like a movie where unlikable people are on the

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like a... I don't know. It's very like sex therapist. Yeah. Do you climax? Do you climax? You blow in your load? I don't know. It's very like sex therapist. Yeah. Do you do you climax? Sex therapist doesn't say to you, you blow on your load. Are we even going to talk about this movie? We are. The loads have been blown. Why should we? I have the note after Map HJ, question mark. I hope she kills all these dick bags.

So they get to the ranch and she gets out of the car and decides to walk the last mile to the ranch, which is fine. Her hair was not getting tossled enough while I was in the car. She had to get out and shake that shit. Shake it off. Just, it had, it was literally another actor. And so the bird gets out of the car with her and he says he'll also walk and he gives her this line about how he's not like the other guys. I guess I'm guessing it was put on right? I'm not like the other guys can I hold your hand can I kiss you? That's legit. No it's not. So they're picked up on the road to the

ranch by Garth. Garth played by Ants and Mount who's always like hunky older guy basically right? I don't I don't th I th I do love his old-timey name. My knowledge of my experience with him is the Britney Spears Vehicle Crossroads in which he plays like sort of a hunky mysterious older guy which he is also it's really a role he's just slides into like a warm bath. With a name like Anson Mountain I feel like he should have fallen to the battle land teed. Here's a weird thing about Anton Mountain too. And I too. And I this. And I. And I, this. And I, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, th, the, the, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, uh, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, I feel like he should have fought on the Battle of Land Team. Here's a weird thing about Anson Mount too and I don't know if this is like if I read this wrong or what, but he's like's George Foreman, his father. It was very strange. I may have misread it, but I don't think I did.

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say. Water snakes are, what's scarier river while a snake is swimming at you? Why would I get in a river? Fucking terrifying. I would never get in a river. Oh, I love swimming in rivers. No, it's, that's where snakes live. Yeah. It's their house, not yours. Sometimes it's nice though, because it's just a snake bite? That's an interesting twist. That's a little twisty twist.

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trip? You probably knew you were going to be swimming you were trying to hook up like why are you doing it now drunk with a pair of big scissors? This is just poor. I was like when she did that when I saw the scissors I was like oh my god the scy, I was liked, I was like, I the s I was like, I the s I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I s I s I was like, I s I s I s I was like, I s I s I was like, I s I s I s I s I was like, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I s. I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw th. I saw, I saw th, I s, I s, I s, I s, I s, I s, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I t, I t, I t, I tri, I tri, I tri- I tri- I tri- I tri- I'm trim, I'm a trie. trie. trieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. trie. trie, t god, Ant I Criest. And then I was like, oh, she's just trimming her per Bush. And I was really upsetting. That was my favorite comedy movie of that year. The movie was fucking hilarious. It was so ridiculous, and it was funny. I'm speechless.

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Not, not casually at all. Oh no. Just so overt. And then the other girls like, yeah, the other girls are the prettier than me. And then she gets upset because she shows Garth her boobs and he's he's 40. It was a real big bummer. Cudos to go the gar, Gar, Gar, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, so thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, th.th, by the way. Yeah, Garth's the stand-up guy. Yeah, even so much what he's, he has to see where he's talking to Mandy and he's obviously like, holy shit, this woman is very attractive. Yeah. But he has the kuth to say, do you have an older sister?

Yeah. And I was like, oh... I don't think... The thing about Mandy Lane's character, everyone loves her, she's so great. It's only because she has no depth of personality. None whatsoever. You see nothing about her. You see her not being kind, or smart, or interesting or funny.

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And then later, like, their bodies are positioned around the ranch but the discovery of them die. I know they're dead. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. We know they're dead. And I mean, yeah, like running around the hay bale and like, I was like, oh, I hope there's not a body. Yep, there it is. The one that we saw die earlier. Yeah, that one hay bale. Yeah. Everyone gets killed off. Chloe, who's the Paris Hilton woman and Mandy Lane. So Bird, Jake and Marlin. Marlin. Marlin. Spilled like the Miami Marlins. The fish. Yeah, so those four are held up in the house.

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Yeah, after Garth is shot. And she's like, I can't run anymore. And we know it's less than a mile. Because the gates were a mile away. Yeah. It's less than a, you're a high school student. And you... You are not going to get that presidential fitness award. No, no, she can't do a plover, are you kidding me? She sucks at Sit and Reach. It's just one of, she's like running with her hands flapping back and forth and she's like,

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Like, it's so shitty. Yeah, so the Garth tells Red that he had to shoot all the cattle because they got some sort of lesions. And Red was like, a weird flashback scene of him shooting them, which I thought, like, why do I, who cares? It did leave me to when Garth gets shot to have the note, oh no, Garth, you survived the war and the cattle. And the cattle.

Yeah, it's revealed that he's, um, he's a former soldier, to finish the sentence that she said there. I don't remember. I believe she said I'm so wet. Oh, why did I not write that down? Oh God. And it was just like, ugh. But yeah, Garth's not so fun at parties talking about killing cattle. Which he then buries in just a big hole. Just an open hole in the middle.

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Okay. I really didn't see it coming until she was like, Chloe, come here, Chloe. And I was like, oh, I don't like the way she's calling Chloe. Oh, that's awesome then. That I suspected the whole time that she was like the catalyst for these murders. Well, I thought it was because of her, but I didn't think it was. Oh, okay. That it was her direction.

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came back from lunch. You know what I mean? So she's, so Mandeline kills Chloe. Stabbed it right in the gullet. And then gets into a tussle with Emmett because he wants her to commit suicide with the cyanide pills or whatever he has in his bag. They look like Exedrins. And then she sees Garth that started screaming for help from Garth and who then shoots Emmett and they drive off into the sunset at the end of the movie. No, that's not what happens at all.

What happened? He shoots Garth. Garth goes down. You think Garth is dead she tussles him in the cattle pit she stabs Emmett to death very violently. Right Garth was shot at the house that's when Red and Chloe left. Yeah but then he gets shot again outside when he's trying to save Mandy and that's when you think he's dead. Okay I must have stopped paying attention. It's very dumb I don't follow you and he's in emmett is the screaming at her die they're and blood. And Mandy's of course still so beautiful.

And he's screaming at her, die with me! Why won't you die with me? So she stabs him. Oh right, but I thought he didn't die until he was shot by Garth. No, because Garth like wakes up, she like loads Garth into his jeep. And then he wakes up.

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Yeah, par for the course. It was shot well. It was really cool. Yeah, I really love that sounddra, God, just play that America song like four more times. It's a great song. Yeah, they blew it. They blew it. But it's just a there's not much, it's not offering anything at all. I guess this movie had a lot of hype because it was shelf. It was was a thethe company that bought it from the Weinstein's, Weinstein's, went bankrupt, so it just went under until they bought the rights back and released it.

So people were like, oh my god, it's a hidden gem because this director's directed, gone on to direct a bunch of stuff. This was his first movie. Gone on the direct movie called the wackan, Joseph Gordon Leavitt movie about a guy dying of cancer. Oh sounds like a winner. It was actually not bad. He directed warm bodies. Nope. Which was like a I think romantic comedy zombie something or other. Also made up next. He's uh yeah that's all he's got under his belt right now. Well good job guy. I guess he's got, well, no, uh, this year he's got something called X-M-X. Get excited. I just, hopefully it's an extreme Christmas.

Oh, man, I hope it's Christmas with BMX bikes. Tim Allen running B-Mex bikes. It's, it's, it's just a remake of RAD. So yeah, that's this movie. Sorry, guys. They're fine. They get to look at beautiful Amber Heard for a while. They did. I'm not sorry. So Alan, what are we doing next week? Friday the 13th.

Part 7? Part 7. We've cracked the sequels, and we are in there. We've had multiple people have recommended this to us. I don't know, I don't believe I've seen past two or three. And I think I saw like a very late one, but I don't know. I don't know, this isn't the one where they go to Manhattan. No, that's...

Jason takes Manhattan, I don't know which number that is. It has a number. I think it might be eight. Maybe eight. Yeah, because X is in space. What? Oh yeah, it goes off the goddamn r- everybody went to space at some point. Hellraiser was in space. Oh, Hellraiser is so bad. The whole franchise? Um, everything after the first one.

I like the second one because it's really stupid. There you haven't. What happens in seven? Like I guess I'll just watch it. And as far as I know, that's only available Amazon. Yeah, it's like two or three bucks or something. You guys can afford that. This show's free.

We're not asking for donations. You just watch this movie. Yet. Kickstart the quitting his job. Kickstart the Indy Go-Go so I don't have to work anymore. I don't know what the internet does. I don't know. You can find us on Facebook where werewolf ambulance. We're on Twitter at wherebylance and on Instagram at wherewolf ambulance.

If you like the show, please tell a friend. It's the only way that more people are going to like us. Yeah, or give us a rating on iTunes? Yeah. That's what they say, but I haven't, I don't think that's true. Well, let's do a test. We have not, we have not cracked the top bazillion. to you then. th bazillion. Do I have to give us a rating to you then?

Sure, if you could hear me. Oh, okay. Three, fuck this show. Boring. It's okay. It's Mandy Lane. Thanks so much for listening to another episode of WhereWolf Amulence.

Bye. Bye.