Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 311- Girl on the Third Floor (2019)

Starting point is 00:00:00 I'll save talking about my outlets jizzing on you till later. All right, just start to say that again. What did I? I'll save talking about my outlets jizzing on me till later. Whose jizz was that? Oh it was the that it used to be a Bordello. Who's jizz? 1920s? That's a nice vintage. It's a good year for jizz. 1909. It's VINJ. Wait, are you recording now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been recording. This is the show. We've never started off with so much JIS talk. No.

Starting point is 00:00:53 I've never said JIS so many times in a short period of time. We're still recording online, guys. Yeah. So I can't tell if Alan's recording and we're just talking or we're just two friends talking about jizz. Oh man, we, oh god damn it, I'm gonna break in here real quick with some Twitter news. A gentle person named John Woodford on Twitter suggested our podcast to someone who was looking for a podcast. That is just, what did she say? She was looking for a podcast that is just what did she say she was looking for a podcast she's done being vulnerable and having emotions it's jokes only it's a jokes only zone for the rest of the day and I've built a cage around my heart and the cage is made for Funny Bones and he suggested

Starting point is 00:01:39 our podcast is a jokes only zone but But this is the part. This is the part that got me a little teary-eyed. He says, it's so good. They're best friends and make you feel like you're in on all the fun. I can't recommend them highly enough. I really hope you give them a listen. Oh. So sweet. You're our best friend too. You're all our best friends. We're going to get a a a to get a necklace and we're going to cut it into tens of thousands of pieces

Starting point is 00:02:08 and everyone can have one because we're all best friends. So sweet. I love you guys. Honestly, truly, I do. Me too. It means a world to me. Mm-hmm. Especially during all this, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, thi. What have you in the world? What do you mean? Something going on? I don't know. I'm sitting on my couch talking into a microphone being wine drunk instead of sitting on your chair

Starting point is 00:02:32 Talking into a microphone being beer drunk. Yeah, I sound like drunk I had to say wine drunk sit me a little harder. Okay. Okay. What are we talking about thi jizz based horror film? Oh, I'm sorry. Has it been another jizz based horror film? Oh, I'm sorry, have? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I to to to to to to to to to th, I th, I th, I th, I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin, I'm th thi, I'm thin, I'm th th th th th th th thin, I'm th thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, I'm th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, I'm thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin, thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thin thi thi thitalking about this week? We're talking about the jizz-based horror film. I'm sorry, have it been another jizz-based horror film or is this the first? I've got to imagine Lloyd Kaufman's done to at least six of them. That's true. This is the girl, or sorry, girl on the third floor. There's no the at the beginning. Staring. See M-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that the is the. Is the. third floor. There's no the at the beginning. Starring. See I'm punk. Phil Brooks. Can I tell you something? I thought he was fine. I thought he did a good job. He was giving me strong Bruce Campbell vibes? Yes, he has that sort of like knitted brow look about him.

Starting point is 00:03:18 Uh-huh. And he was hamming it up. Yeah. I think, you know, he's obviously done a lot of work on the mic. Sure. And he spends a lot of this movie acting against nobody. Yeah. Which is, I'm not an actor, obviously. But I can't imagine that that's an easy thing to do. No. No, he does a great. Yeah, I thought he was great.

Starting point is 00:03:39 C.M. Punk. See I'm punk, who knew? His heyday of wrestling is an era that I was largely checked out for. So I know some things about him, but not much. I was also, I'm always turned off by Punk Rock as a gimmick, as much as I love punks in movies as a gimmick, but like, the fact that he was the straight-edge wrestler. Yeah. I like, I mean, I think he's got like legit hardcore crad. He was like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thiii-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s, I'm thi-s, I'm thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, I'm, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi-s, I thi-s, I-s, I'm thi-s, thinuuuuui-s. I'm th-s'-s'-nuuuuuuui-si-si-nui-si-si-s, tha-s, I'm I like, I mean, I think he's got like legit hardcore crad. He was like a legitimately a hardcore kid. He's legitimately straight edge also. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:12 I do love that the movie goes out of its way to make him take his shirt off all the time so you can see his big straight edge tattoos before. We always called a straight edge tattoo the downfall of you being straight edge. Yeah. Yeah, also he's like a lawyer or something. I think he's a financial advisor. I think he does what I do. Oh, okay. Yeah, you got a lot of knuckle tattoos? You know, it's funny, it's a very conservative industry, which is why all my tattoos are confined to like bathing suit areas mostly.

Starting point is 00:04:54 I, uh, it's not, it's not, I don't think he would drive in the retirement plan industry. No, no. But it is funny that like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th, like, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. You, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. the the thi. the, the, the, the, the, the, he would thrive in the retirement plan industry. No, no. But it is funny that put him in a gigum shirt and a pair of chinos and he just looks like a regular dad. Yeah, he really does. He's very smirky, I would say, yeah. And the plot of this movie is basically that he's renovating an old Victorian house for his wife and soon to baby, uh, to move into, out in the middle, the middle, th............. And the the the the th. And, the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thiume, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, to, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiii. And, thii. And, thii. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, toee toe toean, toe toean, toe. And, toe. And, to move into out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah. Out in the burbs of Chicago. He hates his dog. He's so mean to that dog. Talk so sweet. I mean it is a cop dog to be fair but... Just a little Cooper. I like Cupert's really frightened me. I know. I know that.

Starting point is 00:05:42 Yeah. German Shepherds and Dobermans, right? Those are the ones that really buggy out. And R just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the wilililill- I their wilers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I their wilers. Yeah. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I their their their their th. I know. I know that. Yeah. German Shepherds and Dobermans, right? Those are the ones that really buggy out? And Rottweilers. Yeah, I grew up next door to a pack of Rottweilers. It was horrible. Like they just lived in the house. It was the yeah, it was their house. They paid mortgage. I don't know what scares me more. German Shepherds or the spurtle. th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I th, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th, I th. I, I, I like, I, I like, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thr. And, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I that, I spooky metal band font that's used for the opening credits of the song. You know I love to be critical of fonts. Yeah for sure. It's like the Megadeth font. It's the metal version of papyrus. Yes, it's absolutely. It's like if you went to a metal-themed restaurant that's what the font would be for the menu. My first note is an hour and a half run time. Nois.

Starting point is 00:06:29 Nois. And my second note is that Steve Albini worked on the score of this movie. Did he? That's very excited about. That's cool. I don't really remember much of the score except for the like blatantly placed punk songs. Yeah, yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, that's all I, yeah, there's just like ambient music from throughout. Okay.

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Starting point is 00:07:45 wear into a shower that aren't flip-lops that just have like the one band over the top of your foot. Oh, like athletic sandals? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Like what's the point? I was like, you're just gonna break your toes and not be able to get out of the way fast enough because you're gonna try to crunch up your, to take the shoe with you. Yeah, yeah. You got those nice redwing boots or whatever they are that you keep wearing, just put those on. Yeah, why would anyone renovate without boots on? Or shoes, shoes! Anyway, he doesn't know what he's doing. But there's like a black oozing hole in or like puddle on a wall that he just walks up and sticks two fingers in, very sexual.

Starting point is 00:08:25 You found that sexual. You were like, oh yeah, finger that hole. I did not find it. I did not find it sexy. There's a difference. I found it evocative of somebody being sexual with a thing. Because you just like, like the camera just zooms in on his fingers going into this hole. I think I was just so like, why would you ever put your fingers in that hole? Especially when he brings up the viscous blackness and just like gums it in his fingers for a while.

Starting point is 00:08:59 Everyone in this movie is so willing to touch gross things with their bare hands in a way that I just don't believe And there's a puddle of ooze on the second floor with a condom laying in the middle of it? Yeah, but the dog is also eating that jizz right? Is it jizz? What is it? Because it's huge there's a huge amount of bleak there? Why would there be a condom there if it wasn't j j j j j j j j j j j j j- there? there? That there? That their. their th. their th. th. That th. That their the? There's a the? There's a the? There's a the? the? the? the. the. the? There's a the. theou-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. the? the? the? the? the? the? There's a their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. There's a the. There's a the. There's a the. There's a the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea-a-a-a-wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomeree. There is a huge amount of bleak there. Why would there be a condom there if it wasn't Jiz? That condom would literally have been filled from tip to like end with jism. No room for the weenie that would have been in there. Oh, don't say jism. That was too much.

Starting point is 00:09:38 That's a bridge too far for me. So I can use the informal, but not the formal. Yeah, I don't that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the pud just the pud. That's just that's just the puddue. That's just the the that's use the informal but not the formal. Yeah, I don't want the proper name. It's just your buddy, just call him his nickname. Yeah, jizz. I'm sorry, if you've seen this movie, you know why we're so focused on this because they're just like these lingering shots on on like outlet covers that look like butt holes with just the outlet it like a single outlet in which who's ever seen that? No. And it's just the hole at the bottom of

Starting point is 00:10:14 this three-pronged outlet will be seeping jism out of it. I literally just asked you to stop saying jism. I'm sorry I'm so formal. I know just be cool just be cool for like one day and say jizz. Spunk does that work? It's just bodily fluids are coming out of these holes and it's disgusting. Is it meant to be jizz? I assume so because it looks a hundred percent like it. So there's a lot of jizz on the floor and a condom in the middle of it Yeah, he wipes it up and gags which I liked a lot and then drops the paper towels in and it is like Ah And then chooses that room to be the room he sleeps in yeah, yeah, this is the one you have to cut out of the yard. He's going to be such a real cool dad like yelling around for inconveniences and stepping on things. Like let me tell you what having a child is, inconveniences and stepping on things. So you're lucky that uh that jacks probably aren't

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Starting point is 00:11:54 But is that what it is? This is what it seems like, you know, you've got to make your own choices and let the Lord do the thing. But the poor thing is that nobody ever asks her what's going on in the house either. Like she's like, yes, some weird things have happened here and everyone's like, okay, and she's like, okay. Maybe say like, well, what? What other kinds of things have happened here? No one asks any questions about the house.

Starting point is 00:12:21 And the bartender's like, yeah, that house is bad for straight men. He's like, straight men. He's like, yeah, I can see that. Why? Because the bartender's like, you queer? And he's like, no, I mean, no, no, I mean, it's this funny scene of like him being offended and being like, like basically not that, the bartender's like, there's nothing wrong with that. And then the bartender's like, there's nothing wrong with that. Like acting like he's homophobic. I did like that, yeah. Also, peas and mashed potatoes, always a good move. Always a good move. Ew, you think? Oh yeah, big fan.

Starting point is 00:12:53 Ew, that's not for me. I make a, I've made a couple times now this Shepherds pie that's like. It's real tasty. Is there anything crunchy in there? Uh, no. There's onions. There's onions in the meat. Yeah. I feel like you just need something. Something I would just swallow. I feel like the peas and mashed potatoes feels like why I even chew? To get it down your gullet? That's something I would just swallow. But I'm a bubble with what I'm swallowing. Somebody gives you like a chunk of hubbubbubabah. You're not chewing? You're just like, boom? Well, I'll chew it for until the flavor's gone and then I swallow it.

Starting point is 00:13:34 It stays in your intestines forever. It doesn't. First of all, and how the fuck do you choose something for so long and then not get the satisfaction of swalling it? I feel th...... th. th. thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, tho, tho, tho, so th, so thu, thu, so thu, so thu, so thu, tho, thu, thu, thu, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, so thu, thu, thu, thu. So, to to to to to to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, to to to the satisfaction of swallowing it. I feel unfinished to spit out gum, so as a result, I cannot chew gum. Gum is definitely a thing, like, at 46, I'm less around gum than I've ever been in my life. That's good, though. I think we all need to step away from gum because what are you even, it's gross. It's weird. You just talking it all the time. But when you're 10, oh gum gum, oh, oh, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's thi, it's thi, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. G gum, it's, it's th. G gum, it's th. Gum, it's th. Gum, th. Gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, it's thi, gum, gum, gum, gum, gum, it's thi, gum, gum, gum, it's thi, gum, gum, it's thi, gum, it's thi, gum, it's thi. Gu, it all the time. But when you're 10, oh gum is the fucking beesniece. Why though? Because it tastes.

Starting point is 00:14:08 Because sugar? Yeah, I guess. That doesn't even make sugar gum anymore? No, it's all got to. They gotthe that stuff that leaks. Olean or one. That's fat. They got to put that in your

Starting point is 00:14:25 mouth and you'd be like, is this powder? Why wasn't it always powdery? Yeah, why was it powdery? Why was it powdery? Double bubble's always Joe playing CM Punk in Jizz the movie. The musical, please let it be a musical. Jizz, what's the wrong with these Jizz today? I like how in order to set up that C.M. Punk has had some legal troubles, they just have an attorney show up on his door and kind of like lamb based him for a few minutes and then never show up again. Are you being nice to your wife?

Starting point is 00:15:10 You piece of shit. You fucking dick the feds gave you a sweetheart deal, you son of a bitch. All right, well, bye. I gotta go. I just don't even know. I just don't even know. At one point he he holes in the wall and finds a shirt and a wig. Right. Right. Right. I don't know. That never really, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:15:35 So weird. Good question. I guess it's supposed to allude to what we're going to find later in the walls. Which is... That lady? How? Okay, well I have some questions when we get to we're going to find later in the walls. Which is... That lady? How? Okay, well I have some questions when we get to the end. Sure. We're also supposed to infer that he's a bad guy because he watches porn after he talks to his wife on the phone, which I was a little offended by, like, you can't just. I think it's supposed to be a bad guy for two reasons. He hung up and just flipped a screen on his phone and like there was already a woman

Starting point is 00:16:10 going, Daddy, come on, Daddy, let's Daddy down, you Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. She just kept repeating it too. It did not seem sexy. It's like a loop. The website was Daddy Master. It was like the, uh, the menu screen of the DVD. When you fall asleep watching it and you wake up and it's just talking to you over and over playing like 12 seconds of a song.

Starting point is 00:16:34 Hey Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy. I really want father to replace Daddy and all porn situations. Oh, that's weird. I know, I think it's funny. Do you think you would like, like prairie porn? Because that sounds like what you're asking for. No, I don't want to participate in it. I just want to know that it's out there

Starting point is 00:16:53 that someone's like, hey father. Between that and you saying jism, I feel like we've crossed a line in our relationship tonight. Just remember our thing about a hell razor, if he was like, come to father. I know that's very good. Oh, no, that's really good. You've got to solve this thousand-piece puzzle with me, come to father. Oh man. So yeah, he immediately, I'm surprised we didn't watch him jerk off. I thought that was. He was reaching for it though.

Starting point is 00:17:36 He was Rudy Giuliani. Just tugging in his shirt. Just tugging in his shirt. So much Giuliani talk recently. I mean, what else is there to talk about, honestly? Farting and jizzing everywhere. We are earning that explicit tonight. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:56 So, yeah, but he's about to jerk off, and Cooper comes in and barks at him and just stares at him and was like, good boy, why can't the man jerk off? Of course, again. I just thought it was funny that the dog that that that that that that that that that the dog that that that the dog that that that the dog that the dog that that the dog that the dog the dog that the dog that that that the dog that that that that that that that that that that that thi is just just just just just that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog the dog thoooooooooooooooooooooozys tooooooooooooozys tooooooooooooooozys is the is thi is good boy Cooper. Why can't the man jerk off? Of course again, I just thought it was funny that the dog made him stop. I did like that the dog barked at him when he was fucking that ghost though. So he meets a young woman who is just like loitering outside the house. Yeah. And she looks and talks so much like a friend of mine that I was very disturbed by it. Okay, she I saw her and I was like, I fucking know her. She's in other things. Or is it because I've met this friend of yours? Okay, bleep the name but it's... Do you know her? I don't think so. No. But this woman has not been in other things that I've seen anyway. No not at all. to to to to tho. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm theeeea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thea. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm other things that I've seen anyway. No, not at all, me too. But she looks so fucking familiar.

Starting point is 00:18:46 Yeah. But yeah, she's immediately like, hey, I like your house. And he's like, yeah, want to see my house? Just like a line in this movie. Yeah, because he runs outside after, for some reason he's knocking these PVC pipes with a sledgehammer? I'm confused as to what renovations he's actually meant to be doing. He keeps adding all these projects. He's never going to finish, you know?

Starting point is 00:19:14 And everything he attacks with a sledgehammer. There's like, you need an adjustable wrench for that, sir. Like, do you need to take down that wall or are you just hitting it? Every problem's a nail for CM Punk home renovations. But so he's like covered in this blood-like substance, which was also giving me Bruce Campbell vibes. Very much so. And he runs outside and she's like, hey, I like what I see.

Starting point is 00:19:39 You like gunk covered men? Who doesn't? C-M Punk? gunk-covered men. Who doesn't? See I'm punk covered in gunk? Probably would. See him gunk? Yeah, see him gunk. Cut me in. Do you think he's a handsome man? I do. Okay. He's a thing that's doing it for me for sure. Sure. He's got like a classic like John Hammion vibe to him a little bit too. Yeah, he's the kind of man that I find very attractive, but I think would find me repulsive and I would also like find his personality

Starting point is 00:20:10 probably fairly repulsive, so it's untenable. So yeah, they eventually fuck, he fucks the Sarah. Don't even say eventually, it's like escalates so quickly. She goes, is there anything else you wanna to show me? And then they fuck. He's like, yes, my dick. Mdick is the other thing. That's what I was asking about. Yeah, I wanted to see your dick.

Starting point is 00:20:35 And then she says, that was even better than I hoped for. Which is like a really fucked up thing to say after sex, I feel. I don't, yeah, I that one, I thought you're gonna be, me, but you're pretty good. Yeah, I was thinking like six, six and a half, turned out to be an eight. Uh, then he says to the dog, I earned that. Yeah. Which is a very disgusting thing to say. And as soon as he says that, the ceiling in his bedroom collapses. Right. Revealing a balcony in the attic, which, so I, I don't know if it was the angle that it was shot from or how much detention I was paying, but I couldn't really tell that there was the balcony there. For about an hour of the movie, I thought he didn't know there was a third floor. And then when they would show exterior shots of the building, I was like, no, there's clearly a third floor. Like, where do you

Starting point is 00:21:26 think that door to the attic goes? It just, like, I just, it just baffled me. But I think they didn't know that there was a room above the room. How could they not tell, though? Because it's the the stairs, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, the door, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the steps, you're in the room above the room. Right, the stairs are, the door to the stairs is right outside their room. Uh-huh. The layout of the house was kind of confusing though. So it's, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really loved the sink area heritage. That's what it looked like for sure. Hey, that's racist. So then the ghost girl shows back up like the next day and he's like, oh no no no, no, that was just a mistake. We're not doing that again. Which is a weird, like, character turn.

Starting point is 00:22:21 I don't understand why he turns, like, why he suddenly changes that tune. So I guess you were supposed to, he's just a misogynist piece of shit, is what we're supposed to assume. Also, word to the wise, don't, don't, don't fuck your neighbors in your new neighborhood. You don't know anything about anybody. Don't, just don't do that. Especially if you're married or the kid on the way. Yeah, I mean if you're married and the kid on the way, don't don't, but like if you're going to be a scumbag, maybe play a little further from home. Right, don't shit where you eat. Don't jizz where you eat, I guess, that's what we're saying. Don't juse where you live. Don't juze where you park. Don't juse where you're the park. Don't j-I'm the th. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't. the th. Don't. the th. Don't. Don't. the th. the the the th. th the th the th thathee. th th the th th th th th th the the the th th th th th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that throooooooooooooooooooooooo the. thoooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th. No, because then you're going to be outside and there's just a whole other rafter walls that you're breaking.

Starting point is 00:23:07 I guess unless you're in the garage with the door closed. Then jizz wherever you want. Is it okay for him to jerk off in there, you think? As long as Cooper's not around. He's a real jizz pooper. There's this like weirdly unsexy sex scene with his wife wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi wi the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the wife the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thee thee thee thee to thee. to to to to to thee. to to to the the the the, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the monster lady. How are you going to have teeth on your forehead? And crystals where your eye should be? What is her? Who is that? What is her deal? She, I think she's supposed to be the spirit of the little girl who's drawing all the cartoony drawings in the attic space that he finds?

Starting point is 00:23:46 That was being molested by the man in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cartoony drawings in the attic space that he finds that was being molested by the man in the bird mask. Okay. And I think she's just supposed to be like this very corrupted thing by what was done to her in life. Got it. That was at least my takeaway. No, I think that's reasonable. Uh, I hope this doesn't sound too scummy but I find his wife to be very attractive. She's beautiful, yeah. I don't recognize her from anything. Trieste Kelly Dunn, the Beckham's. Yes, that started a whole trend of naming your kids after cities I think, yeah, especially when you do interviews and they're like, yeah, that's where we conceived them. So that kid has for the rest of their life have to think about, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. that's th. th. their, their, their, their their their thi. their, their their their their their their their their the. thiiii. thii. thi. thi. thi. they're like, yeah, that's where we conceived them. So that kid has for the rest of their life have to think about, oh, that's where mama defah. They were a dogged in Brooklyn. I gotta go. That's the thing about having a baby. Everybody knows you, you got raw dogged. It's very embarrassing. the mechanic of the marb- th th th th. th. th th th. th thaw thaw you like the mechanic of the marbles all over the house?

Starting point is 00:24:46 I did, much more than the dancing in the mirror ghosts. Yeah, for sure. That was overused, but I like the marbles. That was neat. I did too. I thought it was a nice way to sort of build tension and also like just have a weird thing, you know. Yeah. And anytime you can make ghosts very childlike, I think it makes them extra creepy.

Starting point is 00:25:10 Absolutely, especially when it's like, there's a sex element involved, and then you just feel like shitty all over. Yeah, when you find out later on in this movie, that the child is being rewarded with marbles for what awful things are happening to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sa thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi, like thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiii thiii thii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi this are happening to her. Yeah, it sucks. Really does. It does. You know what else sucks? What? Cooper getting killed? So I thought he was going to get killed early on and I thought, God, you really can't kill a dog in act one. I know this is the director's first film, but he should know that. But yeah, he gets killed in act

Starting point is 00:25:40 two, which is also still early for a dog to get killed in my opinion. I think so, yeah. And for its head to be put in the dryer. Does that happen before or after Milo? It's after. So his friend Milo comes to help him renovate, and Milo catches him threatening Sarah, the woman with whom he has had coitus, and like yells at him, which I was like, oh, Milo, you're all right. Yeah, well also I love like, finally in a movie seeing somebody, like, when Milo calls him out, and he's like, hey man, you can't tell Liz, and Milo's just like, fuck you, Liz is my friend too. Yeah, how am I supposed to look her in the face?

Starting point is 00:26:26 Yeah. And like, for real, like, I feel like in so many movies, just like, okay man, cool dog, you know, pro-coat. Yeah. Judges are the worst. For sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not a fan. ends up following a marble that's rolling around on the floor. It's just such a horror movie scene.

Starting point is 00:26:45 He follows the marble. It goes down the stairs. He reaches for the light. You know the light's not going to turn on. He goes down anyway. It's just like very horror 101. And this is after my- Sarah has introduced herself to Milo and was making coffee in the house. Right, right. And after Milo and Cm Punk, Don Koch? Is his name? Yeah, I think that's pronounced Cook. OK. But they keep saying Koch in the movie, so.

Starting point is 00:27:18 Wasn't that Mayor Koch from New York City? Isn't that how his name's spelled? I don't know. I had a neighbor who spelled it K-O-C-H and pronounced it cook but we called him Koch to be monsters, so I don't know. They go out drinking and we learn through the video calls that he's doing with his wife that he's not supposed to be drinking. Right. Right. Right. Either in recovery or just is lying to her about to her about not drinking thii. And he, to to to to to to the to to to to to to their, to to to to to to their, to to to to to to to to their, to be, to be, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to be to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their to to their their to their their toooooooom. their to to to the to to to to to to their to be to be to be to be to to to her about not drinking. And he's been drinking alone at home anyway. For sure. So, yeah. And lying about where the bottles are coming from. And then accusing her of accusing him, which is always fun.

Starting point is 00:27:51 He's very much a gas lighter. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So yeah, she, Milo goes down into the basement, and Sarah's down there and hits him in the fucking face with the hammer. Yes, this mallet kills a lot of people. It does. Yeah. I love the way his eye looks after she hits him.

Starting point is 00:28:10 It looks great. I think the gore in this movie is fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because we see him get hit by the mallet. He's like crawling his eyes all fucked up. And then it like the camera sort of pops to the top of the stairs and you see the I think this is the first time you really get a good look at the Tooth forehead person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do we have anything we can call her? So let's go with Sadie then. Yeah, Sadie is a nickname for Sarah. I don't know if that means anything. Oh weird. Yeah, so she's at the top of the steps and Sarah says are you're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the thi. the thi. the top of the steps and Sarah says, Are you going to help me with this or what? Yeah. So they kill Milo and put him in the wall. Yeah. And then they use his phone to text, which is like kind of funny

Starting point is 00:28:54 because they're ghosts. An old tiny ass ghost too. I know they know how to use, it. It seemed like they were using he was using like Blackberry Messenger or something, BBM. But they knew how to use it. They know how to send, take selfies and send photos, which I thought was very good for an old-timey ghost. Sure, ghosts in their 90s really figuring that stuff out. Although I guess, to be fair, it sounds like other families have lived here and other straight men have had these problems. So I guess they've have their their their their their their their their their their th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, but thi, but thi, but they's, but they's, but they's, but they's, but thi, but thi, but thi, thi, thi, thi. But, thi. But, thi. But, thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they're thi they're thi thin, theeeeanan, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean. But, theauiauia. But, thea. But, thea. guess, to be fair, it sounds like other families have lived here and other straight men have had these problems, so I guess they've had time to learn cell phones.

Starting point is 00:29:27 For sure. So, something weird happens. We have seen Sampunk encounter the black gooey wall that he sticks his hand in without any question. We've seen him get covered in blood and then be fresh as a daisy looking. Right. So the first time he takes hea hea hea hea hea hea hea he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's thi thi thi to be to be to be to be to be to be to be toe to be too- too- too- too- too-s. too-s. told. told. told. told. told. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be told. to be told. told. told. tooom. tooom-s. too' tho' tho'-s. the. the. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. looking. Right. So the first time he takes a shower in this house, days after he's been in the house, how was he even freshening himself up?

Starting point is 00:29:51 And then he takes a shower and the shower just, again, jizz is all over him. I have no idea. And then how did he clean the jizz off himself? If you've got a just, maybe if you just reach like critical mass of jizz it just falls off. It might, it might, I don't know, it might be like a shell that hardens and then cracks like a face mask, you know, like a clay face mask. Like magic shell. Like magic shell. Oh, yeah, yeah. But I was just like, how is this the first time you're using the shower?

Starting point is 00:30:26 I know, it's insane. And also you think that would be one of the first things you would check to just be sure it works. You know, you're gonna flush a toilet, you're gonna run the shower. You're gonna make sure you can clean your butthole. Uh, we're gonna need you to knock a little money off. I notice you get a jizz shower upstairs. Like how do the inspection not catch the jizz shower? I have to say that the two of them calling each other tiger and bunny makes me want to be dead. It's the worst.

Starting point is 00:30:58 Mmm. Tiger. The only thing worse than people doing it in movies is people doing it in real life, I guess, so. I just don't, uh, I feel like Bunny I can like let slide because it's just like sort of like a classic. Like, to feel like honey to you? Yeah, it does. But like Tiger is just so shitty. Especially when we find out later that his nickname was King Don. Yeah, it's a weird. It's a weird look. All over. I just find people using, um, yeah, it's not for me. You don't like those curious nicknames? I have friends who call each other babe, but only when they're fighting. And it'll be like, no, babe, I said 7 o'clock. Babe, you didn't, babe. It's very funny to me.

Starting point is 00:31:50 Yeah, yeah. I always think it's funny when people have those nicknames way too early at a relationship. Yeah, like they just came up with it and you're like, you didn't even develop that naturally. Did you call your last girlfriend that? Oh man, bunny. I mean I'm a person who calls my child almost exclusively banana. Oh, she told me that one of her friends at school said to her, you're not a banana. She said, I know. She said, I know. Oh, yeah. A lot of thighlights in this movie, I'd say.

Starting point is 00:32:34 Thighlights? Yeah, I see I'm punk with no pants on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have typed the word thighlights enough times that my phone recognizes it as a word. Real thigh light enough times that my phone recognizes it as a word. Real thigh light of the film. He does walk around a lot in tiny little underwear. I mean I guess that's been most of his career so he's probably fine with it, but I was I was fine with it too. Sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:32:59 I like that he's not like super ripped anymore? Like he's still like amazingly in shape but not like hyper-defined like it was when he was in the dub-dubs. Yeah I think he did an MMA after wrestling which involved cutting a lot of weight which was probably very difficult. Yeah and I think now he's just kind of a fit guy. Yeah yeah I I don't think the MMAMA went well if I remember correctly. I would not imagine it would. It's not a smooth transition from wrestling to MMA, I don't think.

Starting point is 00:33:32 Yeah, getting fake punched in the face to getting real punched in the face. Yeah, it seems like it would suck super bad. M-M-MA is extremely not for me. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. M. It. It. It. It. It's. It is extremely. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's extremely. It's. It's extremely. It's extremely. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's. Your name is not Christy Wolf. That bitch loves MMA. Punch your friends. Don't punch your friends. Second, don't punch your friends. Third, go listen to our Among the Shadows episode. If you don't know what we're talking about, it's bonkers.

Starting point is 00:34:02 So when he takes Milo to the bar, and the old guy's like, yeah, it was a whorehouse. And Cian Punk is like, yeah, he told me this before, and I was like, did he? He didn't. Were we there when you told him that before? Or have you just been coming here every day and we've not known it? Well, it's also weird because when he goes to. Yeah. And then when he goes back with Milo, it's like packed full of people enjoying themselves. And I just didn't know, was he drinking at a weird time before? Like why? Why that weird discrepancy?

Starting point is 00:34:32 I assume it was just there middle of day for mashed potatoes and peas lunch. Gross. Grows. But yeah, I was like, did we learn this before? I don't remember this? We did not. We don't think we did. Yeah. But yeah, it was a horror house, he likes to say over and over again.

Starting point is 00:34:55 I call it a brothel in my notes because I feel like that's one of the nicest terms. I think I used Bordello to be exotic. Were you thinking of Bordello, because I feel like that's very exotic. Were you thinking of Bordello of Blood? Of course I was, always. Of course you were. Is there ever a moment in which you're not thinking of Bordello of Blood? If there is, it's not this moment right now. It's not right now, no.

Starting point is 00:35:16 So he gives this sort of apology. So he tells Milo like like it or get out regarding his his extramarital affair and then he leaves to go to the hardware store where he must have been for 10 hours because it's morning when he leaves and it's nighttime when he comes back. And he took Cooper with him. Yeah that dog's got a shit. I mean I guess he got out of the car but yeah that's a long time. It really was. Yeah. So Milo is apparently gone which he thinks he's just left and then he texts Milo and Milo says like all good or something like that.

Starting point is 00:35:58 So he thinks it's okay. Yeah which is nice at these old time he goes knows some slang. Oh right they like because he, Milo has said all good once or twice so maybe he they just they they they they they they they they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they just they they they just they they they they they just they're they're they just they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're. they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. they thi. they they they they they they're they they they're they they're these old time he goes knows some slang. Oh right, they like, because he, Milo has said all good once or twice, so maybe he, they just picked it up. But also then Milo texts Liz and says that they need to talk and I just thought like, you guys are really using this phone, huh? Guys are really on it. I love that Liz calls him. I was like, thi.

Starting point is 00:36:21 Liz. and was like, Milo said that we needed to talk. Is it about you? What did you do? Did something happen? And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Seriously, just call Milo. He'll tell you. Honey, I just beat a woman to death, and I'm putting her in a wall in the basement right now. So if you could just in a tarp and tape. So that that fake-ass apology that he gave her was just to lull her into him beating her to death? And it works, but she's already dead, so he doesn't even beat her to death, right?

Starting point is 00:36:54 Yeah, yeah. But it works for to get her to go into the kitchen so he can get behind her and hit her and hit her. And then there's sort th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thin, like, thin, thin, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to like, to like, to ripping off the cabinet door and throwing it and then someone off camera throws it back there's one back at it. It's in the face. I loved that I have to tell you. So here's one of my qualms with this movie. Yeah. I felt like it didn't know what tone it wanted. Absolutely. Because it's like it's doing these evil deadish like when. the the the the they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the. th. thi. the. they. their. their. their. th. I's like. I's like. I's like. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like it's doing these evil deadish like when later we find Milo and he's in the wall and his head just like Lul's the side he goes bleh. And it's just like okay so it's goofy. No, no and this is about child sexual assault is one of the main themes in this film. Right. Which is not treated in any like fun or goofy way it's treated horrifically. Yeah it's real heavy. Yeah, yeah it's very. Yeah, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's the. It's the. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. thea' told told or goofy way. It's treated horrifically. Yeah, it's real heavy.

Starting point is 00:37:46 Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, and so like there's those those two tonal shifts in this film. Because at some point, Cian Punk just becomes like hacky. Like literally and figuratively, like when he gets the marbles like shooting under his skin and he's cutting himself up That also felt very evil dead to me for sure

Starting point is 00:38:09 Yeah, yeah So I didn't know what tone this movie was trying to set. I don't think it knew either and I think it's also just like the idea of having your star be this be their first film and having played like a really over-the-top character before you know what I mean sure sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that, that, that that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th the the the the that that that the that that that that that that that that that the that the the the th be this be their first film, and having played like a really over-the-top character before, you know what I mean? Sure, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Is this the first acting that he's done outside of the, okay? I think so. And I think this is the first film the director made, too, so I think they kind of figured it out as they went. Gotcha. Um, I don't know. This is what happens when you fuck a ghost, I guess.

Starting point is 00:38:45 We've talked a lot on the show about fucking ghosts. I feel like it's one of our most popular topics of conversation. And I guess this is what happens when you do it. I really liked the marble under the skin scene. I thought that was really clever, really good. Not necessarily him like cutting it out, but just like traveling up his body. Oh sure, when it gets to his eye? Oh my God, I loved it. Did you like the scene where his,

Starting point is 00:39:16 oh when the dog dies, he calls the cop into the house and he's like, hey, cop, this is happening, this woman, Sarah did it. I don't know her last name, she's a neighbor, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, cop, this has happened, this woman, Sarah did it. I don't know her last name, she's a neighbor, you gotta find her, she's fucking with me. And then there's this like standoff between the cop being a dick and him being a dick and I'm like, I don't know who I'm supposed to root for here. I know, first of try being a little more Because the coppers goes, okay, King Don. Yeah, so he's heard of him.

Starting point is 00:39:47 Did he hear about him from the bartender? Did he defraud this cop's like retirement fund, which is what he like did, I guess, to people? I, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. And why is Liz not leave? Why is Liz having a baby with this man? Liz, this beautiful?

Starting point is 00:40:01 Why is Liz not leave? Why is Liz having a baby with this man? Liz is beautiful? We're told she's successful? Yeah. She's like has way more self-confidence than I've ever had in my life. Because when all the weird shit is going down later, she just gets in everyone's face and is like,

Starting point is 00:40:16 get the fuck out of the way, where I'd be like, wait, I'm still like, okay, okay, okay, well, I'll just wait then. You can't yell at obvious ghosts? I don't, I have no idea why. He cheated on her while she was trying to get pregnant. Stop trying to get pregnant with him then. No, maybe this baby will fix it. Oh, I'll tell you what babies don't do, make relationships easier. Now they're not the glue that holds a relationship together? No, they certainly are not. Do you have a note that just says, I don't even know if I could say this on the podcast? The pussy outlets leaking again? Oh my God! You were saying the grossest things to me tonight.

Starting point is 00:41:00 Can you please just... I'm sorry, I'll take that out. No, I want you to tell the people what you were describing to me about facial hair before we started recording. I once heard a goatee referred to as prison pussy. But it was Harry Comic Jr. that said it, so it's all fine. This is how we kicked off our recording session tonight. Alan told me about... You don't have to say, you don't have to say it.

Starting point is 00:41:32 I already said it. Yeah. I'm so ashamed of my son. It's this movie, it just stirred up all these weird things in me. You saw all that jizz and you were like, I'm wild now. The outlets are very either but holinolal or vaginal. I mean, something is definitely leaking out of them, that's for sure. Maybe in editing I'll go back and say the vagina outlet is leaking again. That's gonna really make the prison pussy story not make any sense though, huh?

Starting point is 00:42:03 Prison vagina. It needs to be someone else's voice saying vagina though, like a robot voice. Or Dr. Ruth Westtimer. Oh, is Dr. Ruth still alive? I don't think so. Damn. No, wait, am I thinking of Dr. Laura? Who's the good one? Got it. So Sarah escapes death and walks away

Starting point is 00:42:29 and he can't find her but seemingly just immediately gives up on finding her. Dr. Ruth is still alive she's 92 years old. Oh God bless. Yeah she's four foot seven. What the fuck Dr. Ruth? Like she chose that. This is all her fault. Step up your height game, Dr. Ruth. Dr. Ruth, grow. I'm very sorry that I confuse Dr. Ruth and Dr. Laura. the bad one.

Starting point is 00:43:00 She's a very, very bad one. Also, not to keep going back to this, but when he's trying to find Cooke Very bad one. She's a very, very bad one. Also, not to keep going back to this, but when he's trying to find Cooper, I don't know if he's just never had a dog before, but you don't walk into a room and go, Cooper, Cooper, you yell that dog's name, whistle a bunch of times, go, come here, God damn it! Is that what you do? Sure, why not? You're cursing at those dogs. You're taking the Lord's name in vain at those dogs.

Starting point is 00:43:30 Yeah, well, especially today when I'm very, very lude. You are being very lude. The sound of the dog, when you realize it's theates on opening it and you're just like please don't don't even bother. Yeah, just take the dryer outside and just be done. You don't need to see it. You'll never unsee it. Oh man, but you got to know. He also wasn't that bummed about it. He didn't really like the dog. Nor did he tell his wife that the dog was gone. He never oh that's true. He couldn't he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he tho he the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is th. th. th. th is th. th. th. th. th. th. He was th. He was th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is the the the the the the to the to to to to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. He was like the. Nor did he tell his wife that the dog was gone. He never, oh that's true. Well, he couldn't really tell his wife that the woman he'd had an affair with put the dog in the dryer, could he?

Starting point is 00:44:13 No, but there's a simple solution to that. Got hit by a car. Don't have the used to the city, I let it outside, or I got by a car, I'm so, so sorry, we'll get a new one. Either got hit by a car or I saw it driving away. I'm not sure which one was... It rolled on the window and screamed, prison pussy, and just kept driving. Oh, it sounds gross when I say it. It's horrifying. Everyone hates us this episode. It also sounds gross when I say it. It also sounds gross when I say it.

Starting point is 00:44:45 No, it's horrifying. Everyone hates us this episode. We have to put a big, just warning at the beginning of this episode, strong sexual content. Strong sexual content, severe nudity. Severe outlet nudity. Why are there so many mirrors in this house? I don't know, just on the floor, just one of them just everywhere. Has people having sex around it. I love the one Liz sees she goes, nope.

Starting point is 00:45:15 Absolutely not. Absolutely not. So Liz shows up to the house unannounced to surprise dawn. Don you got it. Which one? Don? Don Don Don. Say them to me once. Don just once. Don. Don. Which one is he? Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Don. Yes. She shows up She shows up to surprise Sampunk. Dawn. Yes.

Starting point is 00:45:53 Dawn. And he is nowhere to be found. But Sarah is in the house and she's saying she's been working with Don, and immediately Liz is like super bitchy to her. I wish I could do that, you know? Just turn it on? Just be a mean. Just be like, just say the thing you're thinking instead of being like, oh, okay, that sounds really cool. Wow, that's so nice of you to help out.

Starting point is 00:46:22 Wow, you're an architecture nut. How did you get into that? Even when you know that your husband's been fucking this lady? Oh, are you a carpenter? Yeah, who has the balls to say that? Liz does. More like a gopher. Yeah. So, this whole thing just spirals very quickly for Liz. I did like that Liz brought it looked like fresh rolls they had the rice wrap I was like yeah yeah I'd

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Starting point is 00:47:11 I mean, also who wears a jump suit when they're pregnant? I thought the same thing. When they show her later sitting on the toilet and you can just see just just see just see just see just see just see see see see see see see she she she she she she she she she that she that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's that she's. I that for? It's either skirts or union suits, man, so I can't imagine. You just can't, you just, like I won't wear a jumpsuit if I'm going to be heavily drinking for the same reason. I just have to pee so much. Who wants to struggle in and out of clothing? Just to pee. I mean, that's anything a woman's wearing though, I have to be honest with you. Yeah, it's ter struggle. I don't agree with it. I have to jump to put all my pants on. Like into them? Like you have to put them on, jump, jump, jump, jump, pull them up, jump, jump, jump. This is a weird episode. How does she not notice that all those men are from the 1900s? I don't know. The early, the 1900s. It's like that. The 19th. It's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the 19th, the 19th, the 19th, the 19, the 19th, like, like, the 19, the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to to to to to the to the the the the thes, I should say, not the 19th century, the 1900s.

Starting point is 00:48:08 It like that Pastor Ellie comes back over, she's like, ah, how's your marriage? And Liz is like, come the fuck on. The fuck did you just say to me, lady? Yeah, but that works out because after, so, so, okay, so can you walk us through what happens in the house? With the old men and stuff? Mm-hmm. So, I guess at some point, Liz goes back into the house and there's all these men just milling

Starting point is 00:48:35 about and walking upstairs. So she just follows them? And she sees the nymph come out of a room and she's like, oh, are you joining the show? Yeah, the show is about to start. Go upstairs. And the Liz is like, okay, it walks up the stairs and closes the door behind her. Sure, sure, sure, as you do. No.

Starting point is 00:48:54 When you're in the viewing room, I did like that they put the railings back up, even thoughaken them out. Oh, you're right. That's a good point. Yeah. The ghost were like, no, the railways, go here. Like we need them some to have something to lean on. It's not safe otherwise. While they're masturbating and watching from above. You could see why this house was filled with jizz now. And so it's a sex show of like this S&M birdman like whipping Sarah with a branch. And she like playfully runs away from him. Right.

Starting point is 00:49:31 She, oh right, and this is also where we see Sadie pre-forehead teeth. Right. She's just in a room off the attic that, or off the balcony that Sam Punk had found earlier with drawings all over the walls. Yes. Yes. Upsetting drawings. Uh, of a birdman having sex with a blonde child. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Putting a fine point on it. Thank you. Yep. Yep. Uh. And so, and Sarah, when she's recounting this later, it's like, yeah, I knew something bad was happened. I guess I didn't realize it was that bad. Or something along those

Starting point is 00:50:09 lines and it's like, dog. When she turns into exposition ghost and she's like basically just explaining the entire plot of the movie. Yes. Yeah, she's like saying like the owner thought that grotesque and sensual should be mixed and it would, you know, and it's just very like, like, like, it. like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it, like, it, it, it, it, it, like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, th, th, like, it's like, like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like saying like the owner thought that grotesque and sensual should be mixed and it would, you know, it's just very like, I don't, it's very eyes wide shut or something. For sure, for sure. A movie I've never seen but I will 100% agree with you. Absolutely had not seen and when I said that I was like, is that I'm going to tell me I'm wrong? Maybe we should do that as our New Year's Romcom. No! But things we know, they wear masks, they have sex. We can say that these two things are like each other.

Starting point is 00:50:56 I think it's mean sex, isn't it mean sex? Like in hell there is there? Come to father. Anyway, while all of this is going on, if I'm Liz, I think I would probably just leave and call the police the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi and thi and thi and thi and thi and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi and thi and thi and thi and thi and thi and thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to thin toe toe toe toe thin toe tooi thi thi thii thii thii thi thi thi thi thi thi toe to father. Anyway, while all of this is going on, if I'm Liz, I think I would probably just leave and call the police from my car, you know, as the owner of the property. Yeah, there's a bunch of sex pests in my house. Yeah, I don't know how they got in and they refused to leave. Also, they're all from the 1900s.

Starting point is 00:51:18 So eventually she finds Don in a closet. Right. And he's been cutting at his skin trying to get the marbles out. Mm-hmm. And I think it's a very good effect. I think it looks great. Sure. Yeah. But again, very evil dead looking. I think it's the blue shirt and all the blood all over and that really like sends those two things out. Sure. And just it's Bruce Campbell face. Yeah, a little Bruce Campbell. A little baby Bruce Campbell. And th. And th. And th. th. Yeah, Bruce Campbell. And the th. Yeah, Bruce Campbell. Yeah, Bruce Campbell. And th, Bruce Campbell. And the, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, th, the, th, th, yeah, th, yeah, th, yeah, yeah, th, thi, thi, yeah, yeah, yeah, but, but, but, thi, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, th. But, the th. But, the the th. But, th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. But, thi. But, thi. But, thi. But, thi. But, thi. But, thi. But, thi. Yeah then he sort of tears off his skin and it's Sarah underneath. I loved this. And she yells to da or whatever when she comes out. Wait, what does she yell? I don't know what she else, but she just has this face. It's like, ta-da!

Starting point is 00:51:58 Because he cuts his forehead down the middle and then she splits him in half and it's her inside of him. It's brutal. I loved it. But it's also like, what? Yeah. Why were you inside of CM Punk? Standing there trying to reason with him. Liz, go home. He's like, I need you to tell me that it's okay that I had sex with this ghost. And she's like, no. So was that Sarah testing Liz? Yeah. I don't know. Because this is all, these are all tests, it seems. Right, that's true because when she talks to Ellie in the next scene, Ellie kind of makes it seem like it was all a test. Yeah, and CM Punk failed. He failed by fucking the ghost.

Starting point is 00:52:47 Uh-huh. And Liz passed by... Not forgiving him. Not forgiving him. But also why is he still in their house then? What the stupid end scene? Like, first of all, weird that you decide to stay there and raise your baby there. Yeah, but she got the ghost out, so everything's fine. How did she know right where the body was? Uh-huh. How did she know there was a body in there? She knew right. Well, because Sarah says they, when they never found my body. So I think she's able to assume that Sarah's bodies in the house somewhere. I thought she said she's never, they never found the body, and I assumed it was Sadie. That, they never found. Yeah, I think she talks about two separate bodies, but also Liz walks right over to the wall

Starting point is 00:53:32 and bashes it with a hammer and there she is. Yeah, yeah. How do she know that Sam Punk is living in the house dropping marbles on their baby, which are a very serious choking hazard? And dropping them near the baby's mouth. Yeah, I like didn't, it actually made me nervous, even that that baby actor had marbles so close to it. I was like, they can pick that up really quick. I thi they were CGI. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th-I th-I th-I thoooo. thi. thoo- tho-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. tha-s. tha-s. tha-s. tha-s. ta-s. todeeea-s. ta-s. ta-s. toda-s. ta-s. tha-s. tha-a-a-a don't think they were real. Oh that's good. I actually appreciate that.

Starting point is 00:54:05 Because I was nervous. Whose baby was that? That didn't look like anybody involved in the baby-making process. No, I think they just found a baby. They were like, does anyone here have a baby? And like a best boy grip was like, I got one. They're like, well, bring her in. It's a tiny red-headed child, it might be named Shamus by the way it looks, I'm not sure. Sometimes red-headed babies come out of nowhere though and you just don't expect them. They do, red-headed babies are sometimes born to non-red-headed parents often. Come out of nowhere and you don't expect them makes me think of like, whoa! Where the hell that come from? Well, from your vagina, presumably. This is a very lude episode. Very lude. Strong sexual content. Oh my God. I'm going to put, just remind me to put a content warning on it. For sure, when I edit this, I'm will be reminded of how lute it is. Body even. So that's the end of the movie, dropping marbles.

Starting point is 00:54:59 Yeah, Stampunk is dropping marbles on the baby and he says something like, your daddy's girl! Ah! Credits roll. I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the the the the the the says something like, your daddy's girl, ah! Credits roll. I was like, oh, okay. Okay, there we go, it ended. Yeah. We forgot to mention that there was a scene where he was like smashing the house with a hammer and every time something would explode liquid around the house. More. It was like blood spew from the sink. I loved that. Yeah. But also other fluid spuing from other places in the house. Jizz. Jizz. Jizz. Yeah, probably. So much. Jizz. It's just a house filled with Jiz. I don't think I raised my daughter in a house of Jiz. No. No, probably not. Did she like eradicate the jizz by finding the body, by finding Sarah's body? Is that like this house is clean of jizz? It's this house is clean from Boulder Guys mixed with these pipes are clean from Cabin Boy. That's a reference that you can.

Starting point is 00:56:01 I love a good cabin boy reference. For sure. Yeah, I love that movie. Yeah, it's a great film. I haven't seen it as an adult. I saw it as like a teen. If you if you still appreciate a certain level of stupid, it holds up really. I think you'll enjoy it. Katie. Alan. Let's rate this fuckeer. Okay. I enjoyed this. I thought this was a fun little romp. I tho I the acting. I the acting the acting the acting th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. th. A. th. this. I thought this was a fun little romp. I thought the acting was surprisingly good. I don't know if it's sort of having watched it back to back with last week's movie where the acting was so bad, it was hard to watch. But I had expected less from this and got more. For sure. Yeah. I enjoyed it. I thought it was like a nice palette cleanser from last week too. I thought it was a nice little story. The tone shifts are weird.

Starting point is 00:56:48 I don't love child sexual abuse, but at least it's treated as the horror that it really is. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think knowing that it's the director's first film and the main actor's first film, I thought it was pretty good. I'm going to give it a seven and a half. Oh, nice. What about you? I have this thing that I realize that I need to get over

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Starting point is 00:57:52 Which is fine. Uh, well, give it a six. Okay. It definitely surprised me how much I enjoyed it. And I think having multiple shitty movies in a row that we've done on here. This was like, oh, this is just a fun horror movie that's also gross and also upsetting, ticking all the boxes and ends real dumb. And I liked it.

Starting point is 00:58:13 Yeah. Can we please do something not shitty next week? Oh, we can try. What do you want to do? The 2019, or 2018 remake of Black Christmas, or maybe it was 2019? Who knows any more time is irrelevant? Just not the 2008 or 2009 remake that was like, um, critically panned, right? No, the one of my girl poots.

Starting point is 00:58:34 Oh, that's right, you love poots. Who doesn't love poots? You love poots? I cannot believe it's our Christmas episode again. So soon! Why is Christmas happening in March? It feels like we just did whatever we did last year for Christmas. Was that love actually or was that the year before? Who knows? That was our New Year's movie? Did we do that for our Christmas movie? I think that was our Christmas movie. What are we thinking? Have we liked to have fun? Yeah, it wasn't fun though, was it? It was fun to talk about it. It wasn't fun to watch. Yeah, let's do the Black Christmas remake. I love that original movie so

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