Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 314- Phantasm 2 (1988)

Episode Date: January 4, 2021

In this week's episode, we're discussing a listener pick (thanks Roland! I guess?) with the 1988 sequel "Phantasm 2." Special topics for your consideration include: cool NBA nicknames for your pals Allen and Katie, an in-depth analysis of Tallman's horniness, a classic impression from a cinematic great, brain boyfriends, Whopper Jrs (Whoppers Jr.?), and the bewildering enigma that is Reggie. Did you miss our discussion of the original "Phantasm?" It's Episode 67. Want to check out some episodes on other films from the great great year of 1988? Some of our favorites are Episode 137- "Monkey Shines," Episode 140- "Killer Klowns from Outer Space," and a Linnea Quigley double feature: Episodes 192 and 265- "Night of the Demon" and "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama," respectively. Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Happy New Year's Alan. Happy New Year's Alan. Happy New Year's, to you, Katie. So, in real time it's December 30th, 2020. But in showtime, it's January 4th, 2020. Yeah. Which means we lived, we got through. Well, we made it all the way through 2020.

I hope nothing happens to one or both of us in the next five days to make this like a time capsule. But if not, we did it. Yeah, that's all that that that that that the matter that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all did it. We made it. Yeah, that's all that matters. We had set a goal to make it through 2020 and we did it. Well, not yet. It's only December 30th. What? But it's late at night on December 30th, so really it's like 28 hours till it's over 27 hours. Till we've broken free of 2020. I want to break free. I do, I am partially, there's part of me that's excited that we lived through a cursed year.

I've never done that before. No, I hope I never have to again, but it is cool to have made it. Yeah. This is something I'll tell my... Nope, my cat's about. They lived it too, you can tell Lucy. This is something I'll tell your kid about. She's like, I know I was there. It was stupid. Katie, I wanted to point something out to you. Please. When we did the... The fuck were those movies called, Hell House LLC movies.

My favorite film franchise of all time. We were very excited to yell, Cognitie! What I'd like to propose is as we're doing Fantasim 2, the Deuce, tonight. Their director's name is Coscarelli. I feel like Coscarelli. C Coscarelli was also up there. Coscarelli sounds like a chief of police yelling for one of his sergeants like, Get in here, Coscarelli! It does sound like a baby you should yell for sure. But also his name is Don Coscarelli. Don, Don, I'm not going to do it. But I thought it was Dom, when we did it first. I thought it was short for Dominic, and I thought his name was Dominic Coscarelli,

which make me like him more. Okay. So I'm a little soured on him. You're not down with Don. Not as down with Don. Don. Don. Don. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Can I should? You're younger than I would have thought.

He's only like 66 years old now? Yeah. I mean, the first one of these movies came out in 79, right? He was like a kid when he made that. Little baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So was Reggie. Reggie was young then, too. I'm sorry. This movie has this conceit that Reggie is a much younger man than he is.

It's so beautiful. This is it. I don't know if they're in on the joke or if there even is a joke, but like, Reggie is not a young stud. He's got this, uh, this Tom Atkins-ish fuckability to him. That is such a good way to describe it. Like, the fact that anyone is DTF with fucking Reggie is so wonderful, I love it so much. Especially like young beautiful women with great bangs.

Speaking of alchemy. Oh, my god. How are you going to go by Kemme and not Allie? How are you not just going to be Alley and seem normal? The actress Samantha Phillips who plays Alchemy is part of a franchise of movies that I'd like to tell you the name of all of these movies right now. Busty Cops 1, Busty Cops 2, Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade, Busty Cruseid. Busty Cops protect and serve. Wait, Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade? Is it porn? I don't, I think it's probably on the softer side. Okay. I dated a guy in college who had a VHS porn called In Diana Jones in the Temple of Poon.

God I miss that era of porn names, like the flint bones and a clear and pleasant stranger. What's the, um, what's the one you always talk about? There's one you always name drop. I can't remember what it is though. I don't know, it's not a clear and pleasant stranger because that's one that I really love. Actually, maybe I'm just going to give a pair of normal active titties. That might be the one.

Also, I just spilled wine on my couch. And instead of getting up to clean it up, I'm cleaning it with a licked finger. I want everyone to know that. If you hear that rubbing sound, that's what it is. Whoops. It's New Year's baby. It's the end of the year, man. Fresh-headed give a funnus resolutions? Oh yeah, you know I love New Year's resolutions, Katie. You like a fresh start. No, I don't make any, I don't make any other reasons. I led to let let let let. My main New Year's resolution is just to get a black sports car and load it down with weapons. Okay, well I think if we trade in your silver car, we can probably get a black car. A black Hyundai, yeah, yeah. Sure. It's sporty. I'll just write Hemikuda and marker on the side of it. Yeah, it's a cool car. It is a th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. It's. I. th. th. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. I. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. It's. It's. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. It's sporty. I'll just write hemicuda and marker on the side of it. Yeah, it's a cool car. It is a cool car. Yeah. Didn't remind you of anything? These two? You mean that chase scene in the first movie?

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That's a shit name. Do you think it's pronounced like LaGrew or something? Probably. Yeah. Everyone's like, hey, Jimmy Grosso. This is the only movie where the actor who played Mike in the first movie doesn't play Mike because the studio made them recast him. Oh he comes back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mike's in the third, fourth and fifth one. And does Jimmy LaGrew ever come back? No, this is the only one for James LaGrose. Calls it like, I see it. But I love that flashback and then the extended sequence of like, uh, one thing, like the whole thing, l'a'a'e, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the. the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the extended sequence of like, one thing, like the whole thing of like the tall man like opening the car and pulling out the caskies like, well, I'm gonna need the butt bodies in here.

I love that he's like this working class monster. Yeah, I mean, well he's very strong, which is nice for all the things he has to do. For sure. Although this movie takes a decidedly different tone than the first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's less weird. It's less conceptual. Sure, sure. Yeah.

It's more like a straightforward horror movie. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But it fits into that 80s, the sequel has to be be bigger, better, and more blow-em-ups. Goryer, the bad guys have to be badder, and yeah. Which is a shame, because I think that the thing that the first one really is going forward is how just like weird and abstract it is. Sure. Yeah, for sure. It doesn't have that, like, nightmare like quality. Totally. This film introduces us to a new character, Liz. I'm confused about Liz. Oh, why what?

What? What confused you better? How does she have a brain boyfriend? Like, how is she Mike's brain girlfriend? How did they, like, at what point did, like, did I miss this? Nope? Okay. Well, didn't you see that she had a high school girl's notebook that had a bunch of drawings

of Mike and little things that said, I love Mike next to them? Well, you mean that sketch she had of a private conversation between child Mike and Reggie as a child? Which we see right after she like runs out and checks the stove, and I do that all the time. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, I'm a stove checker and a door checker. Okay. Yeah, and a hair appliance checker. Oh, to make sure the curly irons off and all that, just.

So she, my first note about her is, oh, she has psychological problems. Because they're just like, she's checking the notebook that she's got all these sketches in says like, something, research, psychological laboratory, something or other on it. And I was like, what, what is going on? Or not, maybe not research. Maybe it was like a psychotiaspotal or something. Oh, okay. But it was just like, oh, okay. so, they're just like, they. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, they, they, they, they, they, they, th, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, they, they, the, th. So, th. the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. S. the. S. Like, like, like, like, like, they. Like, like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. Like, like, like, they. S. S. Like, their. S. S. S. S. S. never met though. They've never met before, no. Okay. Because he's in a

psychiatric hospital. Right, right. Which he like absolutely should not be released from. But when he's meeting with that doctor and he's like, yeah, no, I'm good. The doctor's like, well, all right, man. Yeah, cool. Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you. Just remember all that stuff was in your head buddy. You got this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. to. to. the. to. the. the. to. to. to. the. the. to. the. the. the. to. the the the the the the the the the to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. they. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. to. too. too. to. the too. the good lord Splitcha. Just remember all that stuff was in your head, buddy, you got this! Oh my god. You want to tok this before you burn out, bro? Reggie blows up the house to kill the tall man, but it doesn't work. Oh, it's so, oh my god. It's just like, Reggie blows up the house to kill the tall man, but it doesn't work. Yeah. After he has to fight all the the minions of the tall man, the little jaw-looking people. Is that a Star Wars? It is a Star Wars, yes. They're the little guys that live in the desert.

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Yeah. When I said I wanted a laundry shoot, I was like, the cats down there. Oh my god, yes, I would fucking love to throw Glenn down a laundry shoot. I was like, you'll hurt them. And she's like, no, I'll put on a little jacket and a helmet. Well, no, I mean, you just put your laundry basket full laundry at the bottom. You're not just throw your laundry shoot stuff down onto the floor of the basement. It's gonna land in a soft spot. Fill it with towels, throw the cat. But you have to be all like, oh buddy, what's going? Whoops, a doozy.

I'm furious with Glenn right now, so this seems like a great idea to me. Oh, what's going on with the buddy? Oh, he's screaming to go outside. You let him outside. He screams to come back in, you let him back in. And then a second later, he's like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, he's, he's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to go outside with him no he just wants like to go out and then he doesn't want to be out there because it's cold and then he thinks maybe it will have gotten warmer in the last eight seconds I have a similar problem with Apple where I'll let her out in the backyard to do her business yeah and it'll be raining then she'll go to the front door and she's like like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. the the th. the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. thi. thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.. I's is is is is th. I. I I's th. I's th. I's the the the the th. the the th. the the the th. the the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the front door and she's like, walk and I was like, you hate being

outside in the rain. It was raining out. What the fuck, doc? What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, that's right. You're a dog. Yeah. Brain is the size of immediately starts digging up graves in the cemetery.

Right, and Reggie's like, you better not let them find you doing this or you'll go right back to the hospital. And Mike's like, oh yeah, good point. But all of the graves are empty. Bum-pom. He's like, every grave in the cemetery is empty. You've only dug up three. And how is Talmy man getting them out without there being dirt everywhere? Guess he has to reburrary them? I mean, I don't know. What? No, they're not there. They're empty. No, he has to like rebuy the caskets is what I was

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That's weird. Yeah. Also, apparently Mike was never actually pulled into that mirror at the end of the first movie. Right. So we're told that, you know, basically that the tall man is enslaving the dead. Mm-hmm. But we never find out for what purpose, do we? It's, I think they definitely go into it in the later movies, but it has something to the ta. the people on his home world, and then th th, the the the the, the, thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. tha, tha. tha, tha. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, world, and then he's like shipping the people to his planet. For what though?

Yeah, that we don't know. Because whenever we see his planet, it's just like a line of those barrels filled with people. But nothing else on the planet. Weird. He's a weird dude. I mean, yeah. So Reggie is taking Mike back to his house and he's like,

oh yeah, Celeste made a turkey, woo! And then the whole house blows up and Celeste is dead. But Mike has a premonition that it's going to happen. So no the gas. And that's the thing. It's going to blow. That's the thing that makes Reggie on board to go on this cross-country adventure or upstate adventure, whatever the fuck it is.

Not having seen the small people in the beginning of the movie, but his house blowing up and Mike knowing about it. See that would just make me think Mike blew my house up. Exactly! I thought the same thing. But our next scene is a shopping montage, which I was very excited about. Yeah, I do love a shopping montage, and it's extremely 1988. They start making their own weapons, and Reggie makes a four-barreled shotgun. Quadruple shotguns. That is like such an 80s movie thing to do.

For sure. It is like so on brand for the time. And it's also such like in that thing that we've brought up multiple times of movies written by 12-year-old boys. Would it, hold on, would that one had a flame thrower and this one had a four-barreled shotgun? And then they make it. Because someone gives them money to do that and then it goes to a movie theater. That's insane.

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Who can't you hit tall man-tall. He's an easy target. Flame throwers are extremely fucking cool though. For sure. I need more flame throwing in my life, cinematically. You don't want to buy one of those Elon Musk flame throwers? Does Elon Musk have flame throwers? I'm pretty sure he makes flame throwers. Are they battery powered I presume so? Probably. As a super villain he has to make weapons, right? Oh man. The fuck is that dude's deal. God, he doesn't even know. No one knows. Yeah, that's fair. But I did like that as they're leaving the store from the shopping montage, Reggie puts a few hondo into the cash register.

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in her back. That's right. That's right. And she has like tape over her mouth in an ex. But all the while she's talking to Mike psychically, just being like, my grandfather's going to die and then the tall man will come or something. I don't really understand what her grandfather had to do with the tall man. I think the tall man was just taking everybody in the town and she knew that so that so she knew that so she knew that so she knew that so she knew that so she knew that so she knew that so she knew. that she knew. So. So, so she knew that she knew that she knew that she knew that she knew that she knew that she knew that she knew that she knew that she knew that that's that's that's that she knew that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's that's. that's. that's. that's was. that's was. that's was that's. the the they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the. the the. the. the. the. to the. the. to the. the. the. that when Papap died. I see. People. Okay. Then why does the priest try to stab him? To keep him dead. He's trying to thwart the tall man.

Then why doesn't he stab? Tall man magic? Yeah, I don't know. If I was an NBA player, I would call myself Tall Man Magic. Or a WNBA player. Sure. Tall Woman Magic works either way. Yeah, it's fine. But this is also where we see Mike's having like weird hallucinations and he hallucinates Kemi before we meet her IRL. Right, but she's dead in his hallucinations and he hallucinates chemi before we meet her IRL. Right, but she's dead in his hallucinations. She's got like autopsy scars on her chest and really blue nipples for some reason. Yeah, that was weird. I thought, I wonder if that would happen.

I don't know. And no other movie that I can think of as like the dead head blue nipples. Blue tits blue blue breasted blue footed booby never mind. Just thinking about birds. Red breasted tit thrush. Yeah that's the one. Blue baby. Blue baby. So Liz's grandfather dies and her sister like shows up and then disappears. Oh fucking Jerry. Jerry. Jerry's Jerry. Come on. Jerry. Can you imagine seeing a family member at a casket crying in me like, yo, I gotta bounce. Sorry, yo. Just wait, Jerry. Services aren't that long. Jerry, if you're driving to the train, just drive the fuck home. What do you do in here, Jerry? That's a good question. What are you doing with your car?

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How did you feel about the morticians? They reminded me of the wheelers from uh... Oh yeah. I don't know if it was just like the red eye makeup or what, but they were very wheeler-esque. They're very lank, too. And it's always like shot from below to make them extra lank. Yeah, they were very spooky. I'm pretty sure, though it can't be 100% they looked a lot alike, but when the one gets burnt up,

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All right. Well, that makes sense. Because he's just drinking heavily and trying to stab a corpse. He stabbed the corpse in front of grandma. Yeah, like, I understand you're trying to do what you got to do, but like you're going to get another chance to be alone with that corpse, you know? For sure. Let this woman fucking live.

And she says, oh, the vapors and falls to the ground. She, yeah, she has a terrible day on this day. This is a terrible day for grandma. So that pin that's in Liz's jacket is apparently a funeral pin? This is not a thing that I'm familiar with, but it feels like something I should be. A funeral pin? I've never even heard of that. In the wrap up on Wikipedia, they refer to it as her funeral pin. Interesting. Are you supposed to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke to poke the corpse to poke to poke to poke the corpse to poke the corpse to poke to poke the corpse the corpse to poke the corpse to make sure they're dead? I mean, I guess. But so, but, but done if this works because the corpse like rises up and takes grandma, right? Mm-hmm. Okay, okay, okay. I do love the scene of when they were

sewing his mouth shut. For some reason I really love it when people get their mouth sewn shut. It's very upsetting in a good way. It reminds me of Strangand with D. Snyder, which is one of my favorite movies we've ever done. Not the movie, but the experience of having recorded about the movie. Katie, I have a note here that I have to do an impression for. As Liz is walking around the mortuary, we see a man in a gas mask pushing a casket. And my note is, that casket is smoking. You remember the masks starring Jim Carrey?

I've never seen that cinematic experience. Smoking. Classic of America, American cinema. Can you say it one more time? Smoking! He is another catchphrase from that film too, right? Oh man, all I could think it was wait to get a load of me, but that's the Joker and Batman. Hey, something like somebody, somebody call me or something.

Let's go with that. Somebody call me. Somebody stop me, I think. Somebody stop me, okay. Somebody, call me. Okay. I've lost my phone. I think it's a big, ouch.

Oh, I like this idea of the mask at home. Somebody get that door! It's probably the pizza! Avoid the noid! I very much appreciate when we see the tall man, and he's just like, Oh, you can't be back here because I'm running a business. All these scenes that are happening backstage of the mortuary really confused me. I couldn't figure out like what was happening back there. Like, why is the guy wearing the gas mask?

I don't know. Just for spooky. I mean, it's very spooky. Oh, yes. the gas mask. I don't know. I can't. Just for spooky. I mean it's very spooky. Oh yes, just for spookies. The image of him walking with like the dry ice in the coffin pouring, like fog or whatever out of it. The gas mask, that's super creepy and weird. It really is. But it's never explained why. Like unless those corpses are smoking. Smoky. Smoky. Now I'm happy to say. Meanwhile, Mike and Reggie are just like doing a lot of slow weapons scenes and some casual walking. There's a lot of like slow scenes that don't really

go anywhere in this movie. There's a lot of Mike dreaming while they're driving around. Yeah, which is kind of boring. A little bit, a little bit. I like the scene where they're doing like sort of a whisper countdown where they're like, one, two, three, and like counting with their fingers to each other. And what they're counting down to is Reggie using a chainsaw to cut a hole in a door, which is, one, going to take a couple seconds and two, very loud. So why did you count down to it? You didn't even have to do something simultaneously.

It's amazing. Oh my God. So, Grandma gets, wakes up at 250 in the morning. I don't know why I took that note, why I bothered with that, but she wakes up in grandpas in bed with her. Pomp-pom. Yeah, super creepy. I like that.

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didn't you even just dye his hair it's very gray so gray but like this can see keeps coming up that he's like a young buck uh stud yeah a much younger man than he is did you notice during the the pissing alongside of the road scene that Reggie kept looking down at Mike look at Mike look at Mike looking down at Mike looking down at his the the the hairing alongside of the road scene that Reggie kept looking down at Mike, look it down at Mike, looking down at Mike. No, he's looking at his don't. They were talking about how horny Reggie is and he's like, no, no, what's up? Yep, huh? Yep, okay. Weird. Oh, is that when they go they go pee together but like with their hips? And like facing each other? Just coming out here to show each other our dicks.

And Reggie's looking, he's ready. My, like, the notes I have are like, Reggie, this girl does not want to fuck you at all. Wrong. That's totally wrong. Wrong. She thinks that Reggie is smoking. Who has turned off the podcast by now?

Oh, all of them, so we can say whatever we want. Meanwhile, Liz is getting like, both Liz and Mike are getting telepathic messages from the Tallman, which is a thing I don't really like at all. It's weird. Why is he taunting them? That doesn't seem like him. That's like such a Freddie Kruger thing to do. And Tallman seems so much more dignified. It's, they, they do seem to be giving him a little bit of like Freddy flavor in this. And it also goes against his like work a day ethic. You don't want these people coming up and screwing around with your eight-hour shift that you're putting in?

Yeah, I agree. Like he tells Liz he tells Liz to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to to to to to that to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that their their that that that that that that that that that that that that that that their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tells her, he tells Liz to return, he tells Liz to come back that night to try to rescue her grandmother. Yeah. But like why? Why is he setting up this whole arrangement? Why doesn't he not just take her grandmother and get the fuck out of town? So they kind of offhand as, offhandedly mentioned that because both she and Mike seem to have some sort of psychic connection to Tallman, he really wants to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to their to their to their to to their to to their their to to to their to have some sort of psychic connection to Tallman. He really wants to do whatever he does to them. So, okay wait, so Mike and Liz have been having these like psychic conversations for years, question mark? They seem to be one-sided. It seems to be Liz reaching out to him not vice versa but maybe I'm wrong. So he can't talk back? Maybe he can but that's not the vibe that I got from it? Okay because they like are fucking in love. Oh yeah yeah they make out as soon as they meet. It's very weird. What's weird about it? Oh I don't know?

Nothing I guess. So wait so she they're having these psychic conversations, but Tallman can also communicate with them telepathically. Is he hearing these conversations? I don't know if it's a party line or not. That's my question. Is it a party line? Is it a party line? So, I'm not sure. You know how many people are listening to the show who are like, what's a party line? Is that like a group text? Kind of. It's like a group text for your ears. That anyone can get on. It's basically Twitter. Yeah. For your ears. Not for your eyes. Do you think that like they started out their conversations like very instant message-e-though? Like do you think that she realized she could talk to him and she was like, hey, ASL? I mean he must be able to talk back or thi, th, the th, the their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, like, like, their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. their their thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their. their. their. their. their. their. their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. they started out their conversations like very instant messagey though? Like, do you think that she realized she could talk to him and she was like, hey, ASL? I mean, he must be able to talk back or she wouldn't know his name or any of his story, right? Or did she just see into his brain?

Apparently, thrown. Apparently, the two of that guy. I saw that guy, you're not the same guy. What's going on here? Yeah, you've aged very strangely. You have such beautiful lips now. What's going on here, buddy? He has the most luscious lower lip I've ever seen. It's like a Kardashian lip they wish they could get. It's gorgeous. It gorgeous. It gorgeous. It gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. It really is. What a strange movie.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So they go, or, sorry, Alchemy is like, hey, let's go to my uncle in, what is the name of the town, like, Peradito or something? It's Paragord. Which I wrote down, sounds like an IUD you'd get at Gaves, like a slightly defective IUD. Like frosty flakes of IUDs. Like the shirt that I looked at at Gaves once that literally one of the sleeves was sewn shut on. Yeah, I love getting Gaves where you buy something and then you take it home and you're like, oh fuck. Rose, that he was bought a package of boxer briefs there.

And when he was at work, he like got to the journal to pee and realized the fly was sewn shut and was like, oh no! I've been Gabe! Fucking Gabe. I love Gabe's though. Once I went into the one in McIntyre Square into the fitting room and someone had just taken a full-on dump in there like it was a bathroom. Just a turned and walked right back out. It's Dukie! For more on that reference, join the Patreon.

Right, and listen to our No Holds Bart episode because it was really fun. Paragord. That idea is not protecting you from pregnancy. You will be a parent. Paragord. And Paragord is where Liz lives. So Mike is very excited. So he must be getting information on this, whatever the fuck they're doing back and forth and their dumb brains. I just wish that was clearer. I wish I understood how they communicated. Because he sometimes just hears her voice in his head. Sure. But like does she have to like request to do that? Like can she just talk to him at any time? And does he talk back? That's what I want to know,

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Fuck you, Tall, man. I wonder if that's taken on A-O-L. Do you have a hand-cracked computer that you can get on A-W? Can you still sign into A-M? I'm going to find out after this. I know, set us up a website on there. I have not checked the stats on our angel fire site in literally years. Did you get a virus from it? I did but it doesn't have to log into it. It seems like logging into the site building area is actually what gave me the virus. Fire.com, gone back for it because when do I ever learn?

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construction? I just held my phone up to my computer's camera so Alan can see? Yes. Go there and get a virus of your own. 636 people have so. Sorry about you. Seven years ago. Yeah. Oh my God, what were we thinking? Oh, we like fun. So when they get to Paragord, Liz is like, oh, my uncle's got a great bed and breakfast,

we should go there. It's boarded up. It's boarded up. She hasn't been back for 10 years and also I guess just hasn't spoken to anyone for 10 years and just assumed that her uncle still had a bed and breakfast. Because like he's presumably not dead. For sure. So where did he? Where did he? Where did he go? We find out why she hasn't spoken to anyone later? Oh do we? Yeah, she's dead the whole time? She was dead the whole time? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the to to to to the to to the the to the the to the the the the the thi the the th Yeah, she's dead. Wait, she was dead the whole time? She was dead the whole time. I think we have another instance of Tall Man fucking somebody as a lady. Tall Man fucked, uh, their friend in the first movie, right? And Jody, yeah. Wait, does Tommy and fuck Jody? What's that? Tom man fucks Jody?

Yeah, because, remember Jody, well, they're at least making out in the cemetery when Mike comes running through and Jody has to chase him and pull his pants back up. Oh my god, Tomin's such a slot. I love it. Yeah, tom man just just just just just just just justtoo. Weird. Tomin is a weird dude. I'm into it. Yeah. So they chainsaw their way in and then they set booby traps, which are the fucking deadliest shit ever. Honestly, it's like a grenade in a can time with like a fishing wire or something, like

something that could so easily go wrong. And a shotgun with a shoestring like on the trigger connected to the door that they like set as they're going out the door. Oh my god. Fucking idiots, I love it. And also I just want to be very clear that Liz is a terrible actor. It's like, when she sees her grandmother has been turned into one of the small minions, yeah.

She just goes, oh my god, grandma. Like they're like grandma said something about the weather. Oh my god, grandma. Oh my god, grandma. Oh, in her defense, it doesn't look anything like her grandmother. No, but then she like hits her or kicks her or something and she just goes, I'm sorry, Grandma. I have the note she beats Grandma's ass. She does. She does beat Grandma's ass. And then she makes out with Mike.

And it's like, was this previously agreed upon this little make-out seash? Yeah, yeah, psych. So weird. Just, yeah. Psych- So weird. Just, yeah, when we meet I-R-L, we're going to totally make out kiss-y-face, kiss-you-face emoji. Tongues in mouths, and I'm saying this to you with my brain. In a grave. And then Mike starts a fire with a flame-thrower, which I feel is a little bit obnoxious. Yeah, but it's something a boy would do.

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Yes. Like, that is gonna chafe something. And she's like giggling and like choking him and thrown. And it's just like giggling and f-he' Again, Tallman, he likes to get a little freaky deke. Tallman likes to fuck men in flannel because Reggie does not remove his. No, no, no, no. Reggie fucks in flannel. It'll interfere with the grindage.

He's like, Uncle Frank. It's gonna always fuck with blue jeans on. Frank, you're a dirty boy, taeean's off. Reggie's a dirty boy too. Yeah, he is. He is. Not as dirty as Frank. Nobody's a dirty boy like Frank, but. She's just like rubbing her tits on Reggie's bald head, which I thought was very funny.

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Oh, I love you. No, you don't. You could be a libertarian for all you know. Did you like the seed of, so Reggie and Mike run downstairs because there's an explosion, which stops the dry humping, probably for everyone's safety. And they go downstairs and find that the grenade has decimated a cat and or

dog? Yeah, they're totally cash about it. Oh look, I think they had a cat or a dog. It's all blown up now. And also the door's blown in, but I guess we don't really need to worry about that. We don't because there's this great hide-and-seek spooker a tall man like, the tall man like, Liz is looking out windows and the tall man like finally appears and bust throw a window at her. That's right, every time she looks out a window, she sort of like pulls the curtains aside and there's like a synth note hit.

And it's going like up an octave each time. Ooh, boo, pooh, pooh. That's exactly what it sounds like. And the tall man steals Liz and puts her in the hearse and drives away. They chase him in the kuda. And Reggie says, take Liz's car to Alchemy. Drive a hundred miles south, I'll find you. And she's like, but how? And he's like, I don't do my best.

I have enough of your skin on my pants right now that'll be able to track you down. Seriously that's like road rash. So then like we see a scene in a crematorium this is when it cuts back to the mortuary and things get kind of confusing for me. Sure. First of all, you don't get burned in a nice coffin, do you? Uh, I think so. What? I think you paid for the coffin. I'm absolutely not paying for a nice coffin to get fucking burned in the

to the coffin. I think they will rent a coffin to you for like viewings and stuff and then they'll burn you in something else but I think some people might get burnt in the coffins. I want my body shoved into one of those big Aldi bags and just kicked into the flames. Just cram my stupid body in there and burn it up and then bury it in the Aldi bag because I love a deal. Get your quarterback out of that cart. Yeah, bury my body. The body is labeled as Mr. Sam Ramey. That's so cute.

It's so cute. There's a lot of like evil-deaddy kind of stuff in this too. For sure. Yeah, for sure. I think they're but... But they'd have to, like, not everything's going to burn down, to burn, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, their, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, tho, too, too, too, too, too, too, tooome. not everything is going to burn down to dust. Why not? I think there's just, I don't know, I just don't think it does. I think they have to smash it. Like I feel like if your if your like tibia is going to burn, wouldn't your tooth too? Wouldn't your tooth too? Wouldn't your tooth tue tue tue the tue tue tue tue to be to be to be tue to be tue to be to be tue to be too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too tue too tue tue too? tue thee tooooooooooooooooo toooo too too too too too too too too too too than your tibia though. As bone goes, I've chipped a tooth, I've never chipped a tibia. Well you never tried eating with it. That's true. I never had

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Our third chainsaw fight in this show. Tell me about the other ones. Well, of course, Texas chainsaw masquer too. Yeah. You've got that insane chainsaw fight in that. Yeah. Uh, and then, uh, Mandy. That's what I thought. Okay, I thought there was a chainsaw fight in Mandy because there was like a comedically large chainsaw. Yeah, the guy pulls a chainsaw out that just keeps coming as he's pulling enough or behind something. And this one is kind of like that.

It's like a 12 foot long chainsaw. That's insane. It's really fun. It's like the most dangerous You gotta cut down the big trees though. You need a big chainsaw. I mean I get it. I still think it's dangerous. Oh yeah, no doubt.

Chainsaws are fucking, have you ever used a chainsaw? Have you ever used a chainsaws? They're really fun, but they're really'm okay with this. When they kick back, it's just like, whoa, all right, look out. Chainsaw's kick back. Yeah, you have to wear protective pants with them. What? Yeah. Or you should wear a protective pants. You don't have to, obviously. What kind of protection?

They're just like, it's like a padding so that the chainsaw that before No, there's no way. I guarantee you I'll never use a chainsaw in my life. Okay. Okay. I'm not outdoorsy. I know. I know. There's one in the basement if you ever want to give it a shot.

Why do you own a chainsaw? For like, we have trees all over our yard that fall down all the time and have to be taken care of. Just call somebody. Yeah, I don't know. Did you like that one of the balls has lasers that shoot out of it? I did. I felt that was also extremely 1988. It's just like all it just, it's just this movie is such a mishmash of the era. It really is. Like taking something that was a concept they came up with in the late 70s and then like adapting it for a 10 years later film audience when horror films changed so much over those 10 years.

It's kind of an interesting case study of just like the difference between late 70s and late 80s. For sure. It was like of a band got back together and had to like fix their their their their their their their their their their their their the difference between late 70s and late 80s. For sure. It was like if a band got back together and had to like fix their sound. Yeah. Yeah, right new material. But Reggie does chainsaw that dude in the fucking dick, which I really loved. He does. It is there is a chainsaw to the dick in this film, which like you can't go wrong with.

No, no, you're always gonna win. Yeah. We're so fun, we're an hour into this episode, although a lot of it's gonna get cut out. But look how many notes, I don't know if you can see, I still have. Oh damn, don't hear me see what I have. I'm getting to the bottom, but I had a lot. They pack a lot into this movie. Do they? Yeah, because you've got the ball start attacking them and I love the like conceit of like if you wait for the ball just about to hit you

and duck out of the way it hits the person behind you every time. Right, that's the question that I had are like are those those metal spheres, are they sentient? I think they are, but I think they also, like, once they get a taste of blood, they can't stop themselves. Gotcha, because they tear up the mortuary guy. Yeah. I love that ball. So I really wanted to see it burst out of his neck and then was kind of disappointed that they cut away to like his back meat. But then they they flip him over and it's like coming out of his mouth And I thought that was excellent. It's stuck in his jaw It could like it's twitching and can't get out of his face. Yeah

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And while all of this is going on, there's also like a ball with like a spinny little saw blade on it and like all these different things. This one had drill bits for some reason. Yeah, well the first one did two because they drill into your brain and then shoot all your blood out of it. Oh right, right, right, right. I remember now, okay. Because apparently they don't want your blood, but they want you to be embalmed. It's very strange. Yeah, I mean, getting rid of the blood is step one, right? Sure. We also see that alchemy breaks down and then steals a hearse that's parked right next to where she breaks down. You mean that one that she hot wires and knows how to do for some reason? So weird.

So weird. Reggie finds hydrochloric acid and fills the embalming machine with hydrochloric acid. He's so smart that Reggie. Try some embalming someone with this, motherfucker. He's also just like cuddling Liz at different points and it's like all women just want to cuddle with Reggie, don't they? You didn't find yourself strangely drawn to Reggie while you're watching this movie? Genuinely no. But I think it's an acoustic guitar problem. Like in that opening scene where Mike goes upstairs to pack his stuff.

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He's like, actually, it's not a dream. And that's how Busty Cops won ends. Isn't Reggie and all the other movies? He is. Yeah. So he's not dead, huh? Nope. This is the only movie that doesn't have the complete cast of the first movie, I think. Wait, Jody comes back? Jody comes back? Jody comes back? How can Jody come back? He's been, like, long dead? I don't know. Reggie's dead at the end of this one. Wait, did Jody really die in a car wreck? thrown? Yeah? th? th? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the? the? the? the? th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the? the? the? the? the? the? the. theateate. theate. theate. theate. the. theate.L? Or in the movie? Did he die in a Car-R-R-L? Not that I know of, but-

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This just has this joyous road movie aspect to it that I really like. Yeah. And it's super silly. So silly. How about you? I think for me, it's dragged down a by. I, by by, by, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it's, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's so thi's so thi's so thi's so silly, thi's so silly, thi, thi, it's super silly. So silly. How about you? I think for me it's dragged down a bit by a lot of long meandering scenes of nothing. Sure. Like there's a lot of scenes of them just driving or just walking or like exterior shots of houses for a really long time. And it really like the movie starts to drag a bit. I also just could not make sense of anything that was happening in that mortuary. Like, every time they got back there, I was like,

what is happening? That might be my own shortcoming, so I shouldn't take it out of the movie, but, you know, it's fine. I thought it was going to be a lot weirder. I think I was prepared for it to be more just weirder because the first movie is so fucking weird Right and I think by taking off some of that Weirdness it loses a bit of its shined for me So I'm gonna give it a six and a half It's fine. It's a it's it feels like a standard 80s like a bog standard 80s movie to me. That's much higher than I would have thought going into this episode that you would give this movie???????? I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the tho the thoes. thoom f f f f f f f f. theatieatieatiatiatiatiatiatiatiatiati. tooom. tooom. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. to me. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. toe. I. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I'm. t. I'm. I'm. t. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I would have thought going into this episode that you would give this movie. Like I think I probably gave the original Fantasm a lower score, but I liked it more, but I was like less forgiving back then? Sure. Because now that I've seen the true shit that's out there, it's opened my eyes a lot. Sure, sure. You know what bad is now. I feel like it takes a big person to admit that they're wrong tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. I thi. I's thi. I's theeee. I's theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I's more thi. I feel like it takes a big person to admit that they're wrong and I'm like a very big person. Oh yeah, I always say that about you.

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Oh yeah, I think those types of reviews are probably being saved for like the Dead Meat Podcast, because those people seem like they want to know what they're talking about. And we're just like... I mean, we advertise it's our slogan? Being fun. thi. thii. th. thi. thu. thi. thi. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. tha. thu. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. that. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha, I hope we can all carry that through. Just be fun, guys. It's fine. Speaking of fun, can I shout out a patron?

I would love that. Oh, and this was recommended by Patron. It was. And he was very excited. This is under. He sent us a message saying how excited it was to hear his name on the podcast and to that we're doing this movie. So thank you, Roland. Thank you, Roland. That's for you. I'm going to shout out Greg N. School psychologist from the fun side of our shared state. Which side? He's talking about Philadelphia, isn't he, that son of a bitch?

How is it not fun here, Greg? Greg. I mean, they do have Gritty. You know what? That's a lot of fun. Gritty's great. That's a lot of fun. We have Sandcastle. It's also a lot of fun. We have Steely McBeam.

God, I fucking today. their Steeley MacBeem. Who does it? I also hate the parogees because I feel it's very Bush League. I feel it's very like minor leagues to have the raising parogees. For sure. But that's the charm of a Pittsburgh team, right? No. They feel like a minor league team that's in the pigs.

Shut up! Oh, I heard it here first. The pirates are going to be fucking abysmal next year. It's going to be so fun to be my friend. I was predicting that Joe Biden was going to make the Pittsburgh Pirates great again, but I don't think that's happening. I'm sorry. This is about somebody else and not about me, right? So maybe let's talk about them.

Hi, Greg. Greg says, I want to give you a big th thx thx thx thx thx thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks th's talk about them. Hi, Greg. Craig says, I want to give you a big, I want to give you a big thanks from everyone in health care and education, and thank the both of you for bringing some lightness in this garbage year. Reviewing the black death for us to listen to during a pandemic, chef's kiss. Oh God, Greg, I'm sorry. It was so early on, I don't really know it was about play, I don't know. Wherewant Pambulance is the highlight of every Monday and I'm so happy to give you some support.

Thank you, Greg. Greg, thank you. And thanks for, I mean, being a school psychologist, sounds like a very difficult and very important job. And thank you so much that that that that that that that that that that that th, that th th th th th th th th th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi's thi, thioloom's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi, I feel like I can say that. I'm glad there are nice people in this world who care. For sure. I'm glad that us being ding dongs helps someone with all of that stress. Such fucking ding dongs. It's almost hard for me to imagine that us being ding dungs helps anyone, but I'm super glad that it does. Katie, this is a fantastic segue. Speaking of ding dongs, what happens next week? Like, so, some things went a little haywire this week.

We realized super late in the week that we didn't, we didn't have a second movie picked. And so I was like, okay, let me get on Netflix really quickly. Oh, here's one with Keana Reeves, knock, I've like not really heard anything about it. I sent it to Alan with a couple of other choices. He ended up picking that and I thought, well, okay, that's fine. And then last night before I went to watch it, I saw that it was called an erotic horror film and I quickly messaged Alan and was like, did you watch it?

And if not, can't we please change it? And he was like, oh, I already watched it. To his credit, he did offer to pick something else, and I thought, well, no, I can't have had him watch a fucking Eli Roth erotic horror movie for no reason, so I guess I have to watch it. So we're just fucking up all over the place. We're doing knock knock knock, the 2015 Keana Reeves horror vehicle. Erotic horror. Erotic horror directed by Eli Roth. Why should that be a sub-genre of anything? Ask Glenn Danzig. They're all fucking vampires.

They're all fucking vampires. When is that coming out? Does that have a release date or like a production date? Anything? Okay. But it does have your friend, your friend Devonsawa is in that movie. My friend and yours. To be fair, I don't know if I've ever seen Devonsawa in a film before. Just an Eminem video. Oh no, uh, Final Destination. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Duh. Duh. Boy.

He is the titular Stan in the Stan video. Oh, you're right. You know a movie I've never seen that I should probably see is 8 Mile. Oh shit. I do, I love Brittany Murphy from the bottom of my heart. She, oh, oh, oh, I don't want to get into it. I don't want to get into it. Do you know that her last movie was a horror movie? No. It's real, real bad.

We should do it at some point. I'll watch it if you want to. It's fine. By that, I mean, I'll watch it again. So yeah, come back next week. So yeah, come back next to watch knock. I mean, we could to have to have to have to have to have have have have have to have to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thuuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thathea thathea thathea. It's that that that that that the the the the the tho the the the the the tho tho that. that. It's that. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that that that. that. thi. thi. that thi. that thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. Oh, what do you want to just do the rating space now? I mean, we could cut the fat and just do it. Come back for knock knock. Have a great new year, right?

Yeah. Yeah. And hopefully 2021's a better year. Let's get it back on track, babies. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. I can't wait. Maybe we'll be able to do a live show in 2021. If you feel up for it, I'm down. I'm always down to clown. Honestly, I think pandemic has made it so that I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. So I no longer feel any fear about going on stage. Nice. I love it. Let's do it. Let's do itthat's it. Say goodbye to these nice people. Thanks for listening to another episode of Whirlf Ambulance. Bye. Bye.

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