Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 320- Nightbreed (1990)

Episode Date: February 15, 2021

In this week's episode, we're Clive Barkering back into some Clive Barker with the director's cut of Clive Barker's 1990 film "Nightbreed." Special topics for your consideration include: Danny 'oompah' Elfman, famous Canadian wrestler murders, terrible catchphrases, Star Trek looks, confusing motivations and Bob Seger. Because why not?  Catch some more Clive Barkering with Episode 34- "Candyman," Episode 51- "Hellraiser," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train" and Episode 205- "Hellbound: Hellraiser II." Boy, that's a lot of Barker. Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. Someday we're gonna be #1 in Finland. Some sweet day. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Hello, Katie. Hi, Alan. Are you excited to be recording the Daddy Varse this evening? Hello, Katie. Hi, Alan. Are you excited to be recording in the Daddy Verse this evening? Tell me more about the Daddy Verse, Alan. Well, you might remember that I sent you a text message earlier about how excited I was about a

certain dumb thing that happens in this movie. Yeah, I'd like to read it to our audience. I'm excited to hear if you have the same reaction I did to a thing that happens in Nightbreed. I blurt laughed and yelled, come on, Clive Barker. So, because you sent me that message when I told you I was going to watch the movie, I every scene that happened, I was like, is this the one? Because every scene is worthy of that. No, it's it it it it it it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's the one it's the one it's the one it's the one it's the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one where the one where the one where the one where the the the the one th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I's. I's. I's th. I's th. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. I'm. the. I'm. the. I'm the. I'm. I'm th. I th. I'm that happened I was like is this the one is this the one because every scene is worthy of that no it's the one where the guy's like hey I got something cool to come to daddy why does he say that why does he say it

do you think Clark was like I'm gonna fit my signature line in here he was like piggybacking on the success of Hellraiser. Come to Daddy. But honestly I thought it might be that we joined the film in progress, seemingly. Oh my God. Or just like any of the things that happened in this movie. I think I... So this is my fourth time seeing this movie. That's

fucked up. My third different cut of it, because there's three different cuts of this movie, at least. Did you watch the director's cut? Yes, the one that's on shutter. Yes. I'd be so pissed if we watch different versions of this movie. I saw the one where, oh God, I can't even think of his name now, Sinks at the end, Titanic, never mind. Selene Dion? Yeah, but Celine Dion sinks off of the door. Oh, sinks! I swear you said, sings. I'm so enjoying recording on the internet all the time. I'm doing a great job of it. The other day I was just like, I can't wait till it's warm enough to get us back on the

porch. I know. This is bullshit. I'm going to step on you like 50% less. Which is to say still a lot, but less. But you will also be physically stepping on me, which is nice. I mean, at least then you know it's coming. Oh, so what I was going to say is, this is my fourth time seeing this movie, and I finally realized what it is about this movie.

That what? It feels like, have you ever seen any of those, like, made-for-tive movies where they take what should have been a season worth of a TV show and chop it into a two-hour movie? No. Can you describe, can you give me an example of what you're talking about? I think it's called American Ninja. It's Lee Van Cleef and one of the Van Patten kids are in these like, these like American Ninja movies that are like a TV show episodes that are chopped up into a full-length film. Okay, and that sounds like a terrible idea. Oh, it's awful. It's like, it's like, like, characters just weave in and out of the story, like, randomly. And that's what this feels like to me.

It feels like someone just like took an entire season of a TV show, was like, let's just trim the fat and make a two-hour movie out of this thing. I have to say, this did not make a lick of sense to me. I have no idea what happened in this movie. So I watched the first half of it on the treadmill because I mixed up my days and I realized I had to like watch it right that moment because we were recording tonight. So I didn't take any notes for the first half. And then when I was done, I was like, well, why stop now? Or really, why start now? So I didn't take any notes for the second half either. So I'm just freeballing it. But if I had taken notes, they would have just said, what?

I have exactly because I number my notes, 200 notes for this movie. What? First of all, they're all like, oh, Doug Bradley, oh, Cronenberg. Are you taking notes in an Excel spreadsheet? Trippy sex scene. Oh no. Takes a shower is a note that I have. I mean that's important you need to know when he does that or she does that or whoever

it is it takes a shower. You hundred, huh? Let's go over each and every one in detail. So this is the story of Aaron Boone. Yeah. What's the, what's the, the word for a male angineel? I feel like that's a- Oh, I don't know. He looks like an Easter Island statue to me.

There's like something really like a frog-like about him. Oh sure, yeah, chiseled. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I guess that's what chiseled means, huh? Yeah. How about it? But he's got that like hockey hair that makes his head look even larger than it wouldn't be normally? Yeah, I do love the Canadian influence of this. There's so much good Canada in this movie I really appreciate it. My Cronenberg a great Canadian. He's so good in this movie. I think he's a fine actor. I have to say. I think I love David Cronenberg.

I think Cronenberg knows exactly what Cronenberg can give you, and that's what he brings. One of the things I thought you might have been blurt laughing and saying, come on, Clive Barker about, was the sheer size of Cronenberg's coat. It's just fucking the magnitude of the thing. From the shoulder pads to the the billowness at the bottom of it like. To it being floor length. How are you gonna dust with your duster if it's not touching the floor? I mean, that's a good question. So okay, so Aaron Boone is a welder, I guess. Of automobiles?

Of automobiles? Canadian automobiles, and he has a girlfriend who's a lounge singer, I guess. Fuck me! That's singing, the scene where she's singing in the club, like, I was laughing out loud at that. That's where I have the note, Laura's in a band that sucks. She looks like she, she looks like one of those kids in like a chorus who has no idea what the words to the song are so they're just going watermelon canalope, watermelon canalope, watermelon, canaloam. That is absolutely what she's doing. And every once in a while she has to goes, Whoa!

Watching that performance, because first of all, she's adorable. That actor is adorable. Watching that performance, I was like, has she never seen a music video? Did they not have them in Canada at the time? Did they not play the song for her so she could know what she was singing? That was the first time she heard it I'm sure of it. Or maybe she was like belting out something wonderful and they're like oh we don't have the

rights to all along the watch tower so we're gonna put this song in there. This song about flirtatious domestic abuse or whatever the fuck that song was about? I think there was a line in there that was I want a caveman. Oh yeah, for sure. For sure. That's so gross. It may have been wrong. I think I feel like it was rined with slave man or something like it was bad it was bad

lyrics. Her boyfriend leaves at the end of this song and she's like, but why? It's like God because he's this is why. This is why. It's not why is it? No, unfortunately it's not. He's tripping balls. That's why he leaves. Yes, because his doctor, Dr. Cronenberg, has given him valium, which is actually acid?

I guess so, yeah. Or is the... It's like, so easy to get caught doing that? Like, why weren't the police involved? And every step of David Cronenberg's practice why we're not the police involved. I genuinely don't understand his deal in this movie. No. Okay.

So I didn't miss it. He's a serial killer who's trying to find someone to pin his crimes on. And Boone is the thing he can pin his crimes on. Oh, you know what? I think I just realized I misunderstood a line later in the movie when. I the the the the the the the the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I the police. I've the police. I've the police. I've the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police the police. the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police. I've the the police. I've the the the the police. I've the the police. I've the police. I've the police. I've the the police. I've the the the the thing he can pin his crabs on. Oh, you know what? I think I just realized I misunderstood a line later in the movie when he says, I've killed a lot of breeders. Yeah. I thought he was talking about other colonies of night breeds, but he was talking about human people. Correct. Who have children? Mm-hmm. Oh, David Cronenberg. It's not his fault. It's CLECard Barker's fault. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to. It's th. It's th. It's to. It's to., David, Cronenberg. It's not his fault. It's Clove Barker's fault.

It's true. Because when he told out that the night breed could be killed and he was shocked, I was like, but didn't you kill a bunch of them? Nope. Okay, the other kind. I get it. I mean, one might see how that's confusing, seeing as how they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. see how that's confusing seeing as how they keep calling them the breed. For sure, for sure.

Okay, okay. Oh yeah, yeah. These are just notes for Mr. Barker. One of the many things that are confusing. What's not confusing is the fact that Danny Elfman can't calm the fuck down and stop umpa all over everything. Man loves an umpa. There's literally a sex scene with mbubah, Dumb, bump, boob, boob, boob, boompu, boompu, boompu, boompu, boompu, boompu. Like, is that for them to get into the rhythm of the fucking? Maybe that's what it sounds like when Danny Elfett fucks. Actually, I'm sure that's what it sounds like with Danny Elfman. As soon as Dead Man Party stops, stops playing, it goes immediately to Oompah. Oompah, umpah, umpah, bough. When it said Denny Elfman music, I yelled no shit, because it was just like, oh, boom,ump, bump, bump, bump, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,

bum. Bless his stupid heart. Keep doing the same thing and getting paid for it, honestly. Over and over and over again. Do what works? Yeah. Oop, what works? Oop, there it is. I mean, that was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. That was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that's. that was. that was. that's. that's. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that was. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. from Hellraiser and was like let's make that one again but just like a little

different. It's like actually less sensical. Even the guy who plays Peliquin, I'm sure your favorite flesh dreadlocked actor in this movie. He was in both Hellraiser and Hellraiser too. Who was he? Oh, you don't remember him as workman, or I'm sorry, Workman too. Workman too. And maybe moving man. And I think he's the person who moves the big piece of art

or whatever into the doctor's house in Hellraiser too. Oh, when he bashes his hand. Yeah. Also, the guy with the boob tattoos is a butter. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. to th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi, to to to to to to to to to to work, to work, to work, to work, to work, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to work, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the thi, the thi, the the tho, thoooo, too, too, too, too, too, to to to to the the to to to the to to work, the guy with the boob tattoos is a butterball, apparently? Oh, no way! Yeah, that's adorable. He's so tiny. I know. There were several others, but I already forget. It doesn't matter.

Well, of course, Doug Bradley. Dirk Lylezburg. No, is that who that is? Yeah, it's Doug Bradley. Dirk Lylesburg. No, is that who that is? Yeah, it's Doug Bradley. Oh, fuck. Minroville's own, Doug Bradley. No, he's British, isn't he? Yeah, he lives in Monroeville.

What the fuck? What is he doing in Monroeville? What everyone does in Monroeville goes to a strip mall? Goes to the mall. Wow. For those of you who don't know what Monroeville is, it's one of Pittsburgh's worst suburbs, I would say. It's also the home to the Dawn of the Dead Mall. Right, sure. I guess you do know what the Monroeville mall is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the Mademex is pretty good out there. Mademex is pretty good everywhere. You don't need to go out there. It's true. But if you're out there shopping, you go to McKnight Road, it's much better. They got that monster golf out there? I don't do mini golf. Well, after the first nine holes, you don't want to be doing mini golf anymore. Yeah, everyone hates it. Why do we have to do it? It's the same with

bowling. Everyone's like do another frame or whatever and I'm like, no, do they have to? Frame or whatever? You want to roll the round thing and the straight things again? I guess. Shut up. Look, I'm the one who's no fun. At least bowling involves beer. That's true. Yeah, and stinky feet. Those are actually two of my favorite things. I know. Things I know about you.

We gotta move on. There's a lot to get to in this one. We need not dilly-dally. There's 200 notes worth to get into. Oh, it's Doug Bradley. So Cronenberg is the killer, which I love the reveal when we first see that he's the bad guy and he just is staring into his briefcase longingly.

You know, what was in there? I don't even remember. That's where his knife and his button-eyed mask are. Okay, okay, okay. The button-eyed mask is very, very creepy. Yeah. I like that a lot. And also very evocative of S&M, as most things Clive Barkerish are. For sure.

Well, except for how much of this movie is evocative of the film from the previous year, Little Monsters, Spring Howie Mandel and Fred Savage, because the first monster in the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the dream the previous year, Little Monsters, starting Howie Mandel and Fred Savage, because the first monster in the dream sequence at the beginning with the horns, I was like, is that fucking Maurice? That's fucking Maurice. And then when she goes into the underworld, it looks just like under the bed in Little Monsters.

I know he wrote the story before, but I am certain that that movie is being ripped in this one. Also, Macton Night from the McDonald's commercials is being ripped off in this movie. You were going to call him that, which is why I chose to call him Banana Man? That's a shit look. Don't you think? It's one of those things where it's just like, but why? But why would he look like that? Why does he look like that? So you could name the character Moonface.

Why do any of them look the way they do though? I like the devil ones. The devil ones are pretty cool. But why do they look that way? Because they're the nightbreed, Katie. Joy. But why does being nightbreed mean that you get a weird head? Does it make, you know, no mask any of you? Or sometimes just nipple tattoos.

Yeah, yeah, or in like wearing some sort of ceremonial neckwear and carrying a Boston Terrier or something. That dog is so cute. And his necklace of rat hits. Is that what it was? I thought it was a ceremonial wreath of some kind. It's... So we see a family get murdered where the dad's watching hockey and trying to get all gropy on his wife. Just like Dino Bravo killed watching hockey. I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is. A great Canadian wrestler who was run doing some cigarette smuggling killed, people came into his house and shot him while he was watching TV. That is the most

Canadian story I've ever heard. I think that also happened in Alberta if I'm, and this also happened. This is an Albertan movie. Not a Tim Burton movie. No, boating, boat and boa, but, but, and bough. So we see then, Decker, who is David Grotonberg, blaming Boone for, he's like, first of all, your therapist doesn't call you and say, hey, you should come in for a session, and then say,

don't let me down. I would be so weirded out if my therapist said that to me. I would just start yelling, this is what we talk about all the time, my fear of letting people down. I know, you know that, you can't use that against me. He's the worst therapist ever. I mean, he's a serial killer, to be fair. Oh, sure, sure, I mean, if you're gonna, you know, you're gonna split hair.

Maybe, when you're good at one thing, you need not be good at others. So he's convinced Boone that he is the serial killer. But we don't see any of that. We don't know why Boone believes that, why this like, attractive blue collar working man with a hot girlfriend believes himself to be a serial killer. Because he's told him all about it, man. He told him about the crimes and the dreams that he had.

But why did he have the dreams that he had. But why did he have the dreams? Ah, Nightbreed? Wait. Are you born Nightbreed or are you made Nightbreed or both? Well yes, both, because Peliquin makes Boone Nightbreed when he bites him. So he wasn't born Nightbreed. I don't think so, but maybe he was. I feel like if I read the book, it would explain a lot more than the movie does. The thing is, Alan, I'm not going to read the book. Keep in mind, this is the most comprehensive version of this film, and we are still infinitely lost in it.

That's why, I feel like it starts in the mid-film. You just walk into the room and someone's telling the second half of the story. For sure. And they're telling it forever. Because this is a long movie. It really, yeah. Yeah. We're like nowhere near it. It's not even the longest the longest the longest the longest the longest the longest the longest the longest the longest the longest th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolkk. thi. thi. thiolea. thiolea. thiolioli. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's is that's is. that's is. that's is. that's is. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's that's that's thi. thi. that's theeea.a. thea.a.a.a.a.a. It's thia. It's thi. thi. It like nowhere near it. It's not even the longest cut of this movie.

There's another. There's another that's got at least like 15, 20 minutes of extra footage in it. What? I thought this was the one with extra footage in it. This is more footage than the theatrical cut. Oh my god. When I was watching this, because I thought there was like 20 extra minutes in it, I kept thinking like, I don't know which 20 minutes you cut, but you could probably have cut 20 more.

And we still, it still doesn't, ah, because the end of the movie is just like 12 minutes of explosions. But why? Just bloody cops running around. Oh my God. Okay, so let's get to this, let's get to nightbreed. Okay, we gotta get to Midian. So Boone's freaking out because Decker gave him drugs, sees his girlfriend's shitty show, leaves, ends up in a mental hospital where there's a guy talking about going to Midian that has thumb knives, which are hilarious to me.

Goofy as hell. And cut all the skin around his face off. Leaves his face on. You just do a face off. Yeah. This guy has some serious Nick cage energy. You just do a face. Oh, f- Yeah. This guy has some serious Nick Cage energy. Did you think?

Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like unhinged his jaw and chomping the scene. Well, I was... I was reading that he is a British actor. And I was like, oh, so you're hitting the American accent and or Canadian accent very hard. Yeah. And it's a, you can't, yeah, yeah, it's just.

Yeah, I don't know. Everything about him is wrong. I don't understand what his purpose is. His name is Narcisse. I do because the face. Yeah. Come to Daddy. We meet all these god-demean. So we meet all these god-dam monsters when he goes to Midian.

Or do we, I guess we just meet two at the beginning and they're like, there are laws. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Like, okay. So you have a society, good to know. That's just a painting that we walk into. Right, it is a shitty painting from the last. It doesn't stop them from showing it to you a bunch of times. That's one of those things that I feel like VHS and film are probably much more forgiving of than our like 4K television sets are. Absolutely. Yeah, so he goes to Midian, gets bit by the guy with the flesh dreadlocks. Why does he have? Why does he have flesh dreadlocks though? Yeah, but why wouldn't you have them? Why are him in Moonface just running around arguing about whether or not it's okay?

Okay. Okay. Yeah, but why wouldn't you have them? Why are him? Why are him in Moon? the the the the's okay to eat people? It seems like something they should have sorted before they went out hunting people or whatever they're doing. But he's meat. He's meat. Oh, fucking sick, guy. Get it together, Fleshlocks. Seriously. So Boone goes to leave and Cronenberg pretends he has a gun so the cops will shoot him which is like very very very bleak. Cronenberg turns around and goes he's got a gun! And then jumps out of the way.

He's like practically wiggling his palms and fingers as he says it. Oh, and then he's with a detective, what's the detective's name? Detective Joyce. Joyce, who's played by Hugh Quarshie. Oh, that's a rough one. Who's in one of my favorite Italian horror movies, the Church? Who made that movie? A Michaela Suave.

Michaela Suave? You like a Michaela Suave. I do like a Michaela Suave. You like it when he turns up in other people's movies too, because you get to say, Michaeliswave. There it is. So yeah, they shoot, they shoot a hundred bullets at Boone. Three of them go into him. And he's dead.

And the coroner's like, wow, they weren't messing around and it's like, actually you should have seen them. Actually, they were really bad at what they were doing. They did a the the the the the the the the the the th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th th. They th. th th. th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. It is th. It is th. It is thi thi. It is is is thi. It is is thi. It is is is thi. There is is thi. It is is is thi. It is th is th is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi the thi the the the the tog the the the the the the the the the thi thi. it's like actually you should have seen them. Actually, they were really bad at what they were doing. They did a fucking terrible job. It's a wonder Cronenberg isn't dead. I like the coroner a lot too because he seems like he should not have a job as a coroner. I really like that about him. I feel like coroners are a weird breed. Sure, sure. I love the sandwich eating coroner. Yeah, always eating a hoagie over the body. Like that guy in Night of the Creeps. That's what it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So turns out Boone's not actually dead. Because his little wound comes back to life with electricity.

But isn't he though? Well he's dead but he's dead but he's not actually dead. Because his little wound comes back to life with electricity. But isn't he though? Well he's dead, but he's not dead. See that I don't really like because it doesn't make any sense. Oh, if we're going to start picking on things that don't make sense in this movie, Katie. Why is the, why is Doug Bradley's characters named Dirk Lilesburg? Attorney-in-law. That has to be making fun of someone, right? It sounds like, again, a name that you would give to the police when you get pulled up,

uh, Dirk Lilesburg. But your name is actually Lyle Dirksburg. Actually, I bet Lyle Dirksburg was like, Clive Barker's solicitor and like, they had a falling out. He didn't do some work he was supposed to do. He overbilled. And so, Clive Barker wrote him into this movie as Dirk Lylesburg. I think it's just the name Dirk that really gets me. Dirk, I don't know, Lylesburg, that has to mean something. So, uh, what's the lady friend's name?

Lori. He's very sad that Boone is dead, so she goes up to Midian. She wants to see where he died. And his body is missing too now, because he got up and ran out of the work. He's been talking about Midian apparently for ages. Sure. And they have never known what it was, but it seems like an easily findable place. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

Okay, I'm just checking to be sure. Also they seem... It's a public cemetery. That's all. Okay. They seemed somewhat shocked to realize that it's also a place in the Bible. Yes, well, yes. What in Bible? they they up to a bar and meets Cheryl Ann.

Yeah. And Cheryl is like, look, I'm just looking to fuck. I don't know what's going on. All I want to do is fuck. Oh, like that heart song. But sure, so, sorry, Lori is crying in the bed. Oh my god, your face, you're covering your face. You have to look at me. I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, quick. She goes up to Lori in the bathroom because Lori's crying. She's like, is it money or men? For me, whenever I'm crying, it's always money or men. Money or men. I like, I like Sherlian quite a bit. She's great. She's just like, fuck it, I don't have anything to do. I'll come on a trip with you, strange lady. I'm going to the cemetery with you tomorrow, but tonight, I'm fucking Curtis. Yeah, who is Cronin' cron, Cron, Cron, C. I's th. I's th. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thu, I'm th. I'm fucking Curtis. Yeah, who is Cronenberg? What?

She is so excited about fucking Cronenberg. He buys her a drink at the bartender's like, yeah, God, that guy over there, but and oh, he's a little drink of fancy, look at him. For whatever she says. And everyone goes, oh no, she says he looks like a high society. And everyone who can't see him just says he looks like a high society. And everyone who can't see him just goes, yeah, we know it's Corona Berg. It's fine.

It's fine. We know. We know. We know. You're not tricking anyone, Clark. So they do. They go to the cemetery and Laurie immediately finds a dying animal creature. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. It's a great. It looks good. It's very spooky. And then one of the mausoleums opens and a woman who is at this point in the film Hispanic, she will seize to be by the

conclusion. It's like, bring her in, bring her in, bring her in. So she picks up this creature. Yeah, this Jim Henson creation. Yeah, brings it into the into the tomb and it turns into a little girl. And she's like, this is my daughter and I was like that pale red-headed child is not your daughter. Like first of all how dare you? But I love the the transformation when she's like in between the animal and daughter phase and she just like spins around she has those big bug eyes and it's all weird looking. It looks like a weird possessed haunted doll. Yeah yeah yeah it looks great. I like it quite a bit. Yep. That's about it. That's about it. that's that. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. to the the to to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their the. How the. How the. the. the. the. the. toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. today. today. today. possessed haunted doll. Yeah, yeah. It looks great. I like it quite a bit. Yep.

That's about it for things I like actually. You're talking about Rebecca and Bebette. Rachel, Rachel and Babette. You got your biblical lady name wrong. Forgive me. I honestly, I can't. This is Lylesburg is saying she can't be helped. You can't help her about Lori. Because Rachel is like, I want to show her where Boone is. Yeah. I just don't understand anything that happens for the next 15 minutes.

Wow, that's it? That's as far as I've gotten in the Wikipedia plot summary, so yeah. So, meanwhile, back at the car, Shireland was just waiting and smoking cigarettes hanging out by a tree, which I loved. Did she just want to go for a ride in the car? She just, she agreed to go with a stranger, not to actually go, but just to ride in the car like a puppy. Can we stop at Carl's Jr. on the way back? Or I guess Tim Hortons and his cat.

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It's stunning. Because he's shot from like kind of far away. It's meant to be dramatic and you're just like, Phrdus! Curtis? Curtis? Curtis? Curtis was the best name that he could come up with? Hi. He's like, what would a banker from Edmonton be named? Curtis!

I used Chad last time. I'll go with Curtis this time. Oh man, he kills her. He murders her real good. Yeah, super bad. There's like six knives sticking out of her when Lori finds her later. He just leaves him. He doesn't need him. He's got more. He's got so many knives.

Well, we see his knife table on his home with bubbly soda next to him or whatever the fuck this wall are, things are supposed to be. I don't know. I was like wondering if that was what your knife table is like. You don't have a knife table, I just have random knives. You should consolidate. I don't need to look at them all the time. I just kneel they're around. I'm really not that weird guys. It's fine.

Sure. Definitely not a banker from Edmonton named Curtis. Oh hey Curtis. So is Lori, she comes back out and finds Cheryl and she, I don't, it doesn't really matter? She finds Carylan and Decker chases Lori back into Midian. Right, he's got his button face on. Uh-huh. This is where I have the note, Boone fights some Star Trek looking motherfuckers. Yeah, there are some very Ferengi looking heads out there. And all that, that that thing where it's like, those like,

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just their weaknesses. Well, Rachel can turn herself into a smoke after she gets naked and kill people. Yeah, that's a pretty cool power. Yeah. Gotta see your tettets first, though, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th,-tets first, though. That's part of it. It's very leprecut in space when you see the princess's boobs you have to tie. Yeah. No one will see the tits and live.

Lylesburg has the cuts on his face. That's their little eyeballs in them. That's right. They turn out to be little eyeballs. Why are they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they their their they their they they their they He has, there's little eyeballs in them. That's right, and it turned out to be little eyeballs. Why are they bloody slits in his face and have eyeballs in them? His superpower is only being able to blank 25% of his eyes. I don't see how it helps. And then we see Decker go to like this local gas station near Biniet and he's like, Tell me everything you know about the monsters. How can I kill him?

And the guy's like, oh yeah. No, let me tell you about the monsters. I used to want to be one, but now I'm a little bit different. What? Are you the keeper of the monsters? How do you know the monsters? You know, you live around Middy and you meet some monsters, am I right? I mean, I guess, but or are they just coming in there

and like buying butterfingers? What do they eat? Maybe they're eating slim gyms. Maybe that's the meat to which they're referring. Go give me some pemmican down from the gas station. I got really annoyed with the guy who later says come to daddy when he says, y'all come back now you hear or maybe Pelikwin says that. It's like, no, it was the come to daddy guy, yeah. Why are you quoting the Dukes of Hazard right now?

Like, what's happening? I don't know. I think that guy was meant to be funny, maybe? But he's super wasn't. Nothing in this movie is funny. So Lori is wandering around Midian, or I have the note, Lori takes a tour of Weardsville. Which I guess you can just do, it's fine. Like they're just letting her. Right, right, right. Well, and like, some people are letting her, other people

are menacing her. That's true, that's fair. And like, there's the one guy who apparently his breed thing is that he's a cannibal, he's just like eating a body that's on the floor. Why does that guy get to eat other, get to eat bodies and other people don't get to eat bodies? Maybe that's what flesh dreads is pissed about. Like why is Ricky get to eat the bodies? that thii. th is Ricky th is Ricky th is Ricky thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiii. thiii. thiiii. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, the bodies. Laws should apply to everyone. If it's the law, if it's nightbreed law, it applies to all nightbreedians equally. Your Honor, I'm Dirk Lilesburg Attorney Law. Can you please say Dirk Lilesburg, Esquire.

I have a note, what is that lady eating and I have no idea what I'm talking about? Oh, she was, no, I do. This one was eating like a Danish, but it had been left in the sun for like two days? And then when she's picking it up, you could, if she wanted to clean that up, you could scoop the whole thing up with your hand, but she's picking it up in little pinches and it's fucking disgusting. She's going, oh, so gross my finger, lick my finger, lick my finger. Gross me out. Ghrush me out.

Narly. That's right. And Decker comes in and puts a head on the counter. What? Why? Who? What's he doing? It doesn't matter. Why does he kill either of these people? I don't know. He calls the cops though to tell them that they've been murdered. I mean, that's nice, I guess. And they're in sheer neck Alberta, outside of Calgary, but there is a SWAT team for this little

po-dunk-ass town. Yep. There's a lot. There's a heavy law enforcement presence in this area. It really is. Uh, did you like when Boone licked the blood off of that one dude? Why did he do that? Could he not help himself? I don't think, I think they love human meat.

They just love it. But they're not killing people. But they're not killing people. Only Cronenberg is killing people. It's true, because he's the real monsters. If you think about it. Can't there be more than one? Well, there's also the awful evil police in this movie.

Yeah, them too. So this is at the hotel, when Laurie gets a room, looks into a hole on the wall and sees a bunch of dead people that have been murdered wearing like moose hats or something, or buffalo hats or something. I could not tell. They must be here for the rodeo. And that's when Boone goes in and like wipes somebody's face and licks his fingers. And then is immediately caught by the police over these bodies. Yep. Mm-hmm. And they put him in jail. And then they re-beat him up. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then they beat him up.

And then they realize he has no pulse. Yeah. And then they're mad at him for being dead. They're mad at him for being dead. And somehow getting his ass kicked still seemed to really hurt him. Yeah, really fucked him up. For being a dead man. And what was that priest doing that was just in the cell next to him like,

oh no, like gripping his hands out tight his fingernails were cutting his hand? I don't understand the priest at all. Nope. At all. This is what I mean by it feels like a TV show that like he was in a previous episode where we should have been able to reference back to him but the way they cut it. It just didn't ban out that we knew who the fuck this guy was.

Like he's in jail, but they tell us he's just a drunk. He doesn't have to go to jail for being a drunk. No, uh-uh. And so then they take him to Midian, where he turns on the police and sides with the Nibredians. Yeah, mm-hmm. Like your music, their full name. Yeah. He declares him, his love for baffamee?

Yeah. And then gets a little schmutz on him. It gets burned, and then wants revenge. Sir? He does get a bigger forehead. You can understand him being angry. But like, had he not taken a look around at the cranial structure of the other citizens of Nibredia? I mean you could have guessed something bad was

going to happen to your face. Specifically? So I don't know can you explain this to me at all or is it not even worth trying? No I don't even I have no idea I'm as lost as you are. I just noticed my... It's just senseless. So the cops decide that they have to go to Midian because they're pissed about or about Boone being not alive. Let's call it dead. And... But not dead dead. And so they go to Midian and they're like bring every gun that's ever been made.

The guy who's giving out the guns is such a grosso. Such a nerd. It's insane. Maybe he's fucking insane. I also have the note, they smooch, he gets monster horny. Ooh. I didn't see him get monster horny. I wish I would have noticed. Well, there's a scene where Laurie and Boone, like where she accepts him as a monster,

and he like monsters out while they're smooching and I was just like why what who when where Lori is so on board for this though she's she hardly hesitates totally DTM would D if by M you mean give up her whole life to become a weird undead monster and live in a TBD location with a bunch of other weird monsters? She's DTM TBTM TBD, yeah, of course. Why is the car that the guy who ripped all of his not face skin off is driving a British car with the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car.

Why? Why? Clive Barker, I think? Okay, he's British, you're right. Mm-hmm. So that should, is that clear then? Uh-huh. Okay. So there's a lot of blow-em-upups that happen at this point. This happens for so long and is so unnecessary. I truly do not want to watch this.

No, even if you're newfound love of action movies? This isn't an action movie, though. Just the cop running around, just yelling at everyone to kill everyone and then blowing everything. The one cop who's earlier on when their cop car gets exploded and he's talking on the walkie-talkie or the the CB radio pulled out of a burning car. It's also just like... I'm sorry were you done? Yeah, uh-huh., I felt like I was stepping on you. It's also just fucking ridiculous to believe that you can just blow up a public cemetery in the middle of the day.

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Yeah, I love that, Titty Sphinx. Oh, it's so wonderful. If you're ever in Pittsburgh, visit the Tittiesphinx. And while you're there, visit Lester Madden, who's grave the tribute to that you know his name. Because my kid got obsessed with him during pandemic when we had nowhere to go but walking through the cemetery and we'd visit him every day. Oh. Hug the tombstone and she'd be like, bye Lester. I forgot that your child is 57 year old smoker.

Lester rub my bunions. Anyway. So there's shit blowing up. They're like, I can't tell if... By the way, I've never heard Baffa Met pronounced as Baffamey. Maybe I'm the one who's wrong here, but... I was embarrassed that I didn't know that it was Baffa May, and then later I looked it up and was like, I'm not sure that it is. I don't think it, I mean, I the the the the the th. I th. I mean, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm the, I'm the one the one the one th. So that that th. So, th. So, there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one th. So th. So th. So th. So th. So th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea' thea' thea' thea'er. thea'er's thea' the. So, that it was Baffamee and then later I looked it up and was like, I'm not sure that it is. No, I don't think it, I mean, as someone who has a Baffamet tattoo, I'm sticking with Baffermet.

Yeah, it's yours to claim. It's yours to claim. Take back your Baffermit. Baffamet seems to be made part of soap suds and obsidian stone. What is he? Why is he? Where is he? What is his purpose?

Is he there, he's their god? He's their god and there to keep him safe. He says, over and over. And he has these cave drawings. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I has these cave drawings. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I like the cave drawings. Did you? Although I feel like fleshy dreadlock should have known that he was involved because of the cave drawing of him biting boon.

He's really distinctive looking. Uh-huh. There's not a lot of flesh and dreadlock fellows running around. Yeah. I just feel like he'd look at that be like, I don't, is that, I think that's me. That might be Billy, but he's got more of a flesh mullet. It's probably me. Definitely, definitely rose along the head. It makes zero sense. I'm glad you, I'm glad you enjoyed it. But I liked like the opening credits like strolling over the history of th. th. th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you enjoyed it. But I like the opening credits like strolling over the history of the nightbreed and their

cave painting style. Hmm. I did like that it ended on a cave painting of Boone and Laurie and it just like looks like the cave painting of Lorry just has enormous hair. And Boone, I love the idea of a cave painting of a white Haynes t-shirt. Like that for some reason really tickled me. Do you think when they like people began wearing t-shirts, they were like, it's coming! It's the harbinger of doom, the t-shirt.

That's a t-shirt. So he turns her into a nightbreed because she forces his hand by stabbing herself in the stomach? Yeah. That is a bluff to call, though, you know? Well, this is after Boone has killed Decker, David Cronenberg, with a knife stuck through his own tummy into his tubby, which is cute. It's very suggestive. Um, and then I was really bummed that Narcisse gets killed off screen and we'd just see

Cronenberg walking around with his head and it was like, that guy was like the best thing in this movie. How the fuck am I not seeing him die? How are you going to let him Nick Cage all over the place? Have this be the director's cut and not show us his beheading? Yeah, I'm sure he had a quippy one-liner right before he died. And how, so he's dead beheading is his weakness, I guess? I guess so, yeah. Because like, I mean, Boone gets stabbed through the stomach on this gigantic knife sword.

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This is like a really bad Shakespearean comedy. A midsummer's night fart. Yeah. A midsummer's nightbreed. And the end. Thank you very much for listening. This will be our last episode. But that's, I mean, there's like cops getting killed, there's this one main cop that eventually gets killed or something. Like, so much shit happens in this movie. Yeah this goes on for ages. The priest who gets turned into a big-headed priest is lighting people's hands on fire or

dead people's hands on fire. Why though? Yeah yeah you know, because of that thing earlier. Sure. Oh, the thing he did in episode three. So they've all got to, they've got to find a new home. They've got to find a new home. They've got to find a Baffa met wherever he goes to. And that's where their new home's going to be. I think that thinnene. It seems like their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. their. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th's where their new home's gonna be. I think that was the deal. It seems like it, yeah. So we get that final shot of the surviving nightbreed in a barn waiting for Boone to lead them. Or the one nightbreed just has five fingers for a beard and I lost my mind. It is absolutely fucking bad shit.

Like, why? Why? They're just like five boneless fingers flopping on her on their chin. It's too much. And it's not even just like a latex glove. They're sculpted. You can see the finger wrinkles. Why? You wanted that. It's just, I...

Look in the mirror right now if you're not driving a car and dangle your fingers in front of your chin, all five of them, and think, does this look cool? And they're not even facing the other way so that they could hold the nacho chips for you when you're eating. Oh my God, not even utility. I guess if you've got an itchy upper chest, you can just lean down and it'll take care of it for you. Yeah. What if you had like a gold chain and a mess of chest hair and you could just like run your fingers through the chest hair and like flick the chain?

I think that would be very cool. If you were trying to fuck yourself. That is the end of nightbreed. Oh boy. Oh my god, Katie. You want to rate to daddy? Come to rating. Yeah, I guess. I'm sure this is a cult movie. I'm sure there is a group of people who fucking absolutely adore this movie. I think Clive Barker is not for me. Mm-hmm. I appreciate that this movie tries to like build a world.

And a fairly interesting one if it's fleshed out, but it just tries, it also just glosses over it so quickly. It seemed like when they take Lori to the past or Babette shows her the past, a little girl shows her the past. It's just like humans killing all the night breeds. We don't understand why or who they are or what happened. Like it's just... Well, there's like this one little throwaway line where I think it's Rachel is like, they envy us and what do people do to things they envy?

Or they're jealous of us or something. And Lori goes, oh, they destroy it. Yeah. Okay. Well, thanks then. I mean, it's interesting. The, I appreciate that the sort of like the twist of the monsters being more relatable than the humans, being better judges of what to do in a situation than humans. Right. But this movie sucks. I'm sorry. It's a it's a two for me buddy. Sure. Yeah. But this movie sucks, I'm sorry. It's a it's a two for me, buddy. Sure. Yeah. I- I- For the movie.

Ferda. Well done. Thank you. I, I kept like, along with my TV analogy of this movie being a mashed up season of television, I was like, why hasn't like Shutter or someone optioned this for a 10 episode run where they can flush all of this shit out? Giving the back story on Fingerface. Let me know why that guy has flesh dreadlocks.

I would love to see their origin stories. Like, and like, just some, you know, there's so much, you know, there's, the, the, their, the, the, their, their, their, the, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their,. I would love to see their origin stories. Like, and like just some, you know, there's so much like, I do feel like there's a whole world, like you were saying, he built a world here, and there's a lot of interesting stuff, but it like, it's almost like this is a two-hour elevator pitch for making a movie, and he was like, oh shit shit I made a movie on accident. Credits are just rolled! What have I done? It's my secret power. But I agree, I want to love this movie so much and I don't. I really don't. I'm going to give it a four. Yeah. It's such a bummer. I went into it thinking, I think I'm going to like this. I think I was just thinking Nightbreed, the Brood, Cronenberg. I love that movie. It's all tied together.

And it is just so not the brood. Night Brood. Night brood. Night brood. Night brood sounds like it should be a Bob Seeger themed beer that someone has made. Copyright, copyright, copyright, copyright. We are going to start brewing. Night Brood. This is not even the first reference to night moves on our podcast. No, we definitely had to edit that song out of one of the episodes.

Yeah, Silver Bullet, baby. Katie. Alan. Can I tell you about something as equally amazing as Bob Seeker's music? Tell me. This is a message from a patron on Patreon. Thank you Patron. This is very apropos. This is from Keta in Montreal. A Canadian. A Canadian. Keta wants us to give a shout-out to Nino who's 60th birthday is coming up. You know when your birthday is, you know when your birthday is. I'm not going to out that. That's that. That's amazing. That's amazing. That's amazing. That's amazing. That's. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That's. That's. That's. That's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th birthday is coming up. You know when your birthday is, Nino, I'm not going to out that. That's personally identifying information we can't go to on this podcast. But the fact that it's coming out in this episode

is very timely and Keto would like to say, Kita says, happy birthday, dad. She's glad you're old. Oh, Nino, you raised a good one there. That's so heart-working. Question, does Nino listen or did just you listen, Kita? You have to let us know. She thinks that he will, he will find it very humorous and literally giggle himself to the floor and maybe cry sniffle if he hears us say hi. Happy birthday, Nino. I'm happy to hear that you're going to have to be helped from the floor by your daughter because you're old is what mom to understand here.

I'm right behind you buddy. My knees hurt. Oh, well thank you for supporting us and thank you for being so nice to your old man. Yeah. And happy birthday, buddy. Happy fucking birthday! Happy fucking birthday! As I'm assuming an Italian Canadian, do you like Dino Bravo?

Let me know. Yes, let Katie know. Let just me know. Thank you. Katie. Alan. What are we going to do next week? What are we doing next week, Katie?

Oh, oh, something really. Listen, why are we doing this to ourselves? Because someone mentioned that Paris Hilton was in another horror movie? We went, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah. Can I give you a little spoiler for next week? Uh-huh. Oh, I'd seen this one before.

You had not. I had. And I think I talked about it in our house of wax episode, where I was sure that I had seen Paris Hilton die in a bathtub. Did you deja view this movie or were you like from the jump you're like oh shit? As soon as it started I was like I've seen this. All right we'll talk about it next week though. What's the movie called? What's it called? Oh fuck it's called Nine Lives. Do you think it is something to do with cats? It doesn't. That's the best? I want to put this out there that if you go it's on Amazon. It's on Amazon. It's on. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. this out there that if you go it's on Amazon, it's free if you have Amazon Prime.

The reviews for this movie are mostly for another movie about cats. Are they okay we can't I want to find out next week. We have to save some material. This has to be we have to have been talking for two hours. How long is this episode? It's we just passed the 59 minute mark. All right. So yeah, thanks so much for listening I guess. Yeah, sorry we've been doing such terrible movies for the last couple months. I think it's just this hole we're in. I have a feeling that nightbreed a lot of people aren't going to agree with us on. That's okay. You know what? I think our audience is very good about agreeing to disagree.

And I really appreciate that because I just can't take it. You guys are the best. You know this. You guys rule. I love you guys. All right, we gotta go. Thanks for listening to another episode of Wear Wolf Ambulance. ambulance. Bye. Bye. The acts in on dead pools, Savini's sightings at the pool. No way to wait for Finland's to fulfill reviews.

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