Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 322- Leviathan (1989)

Episode Date: May 17, 2021

You know, we often say that a movie has everything, but truly the 1989 sci-fi creature (?) film "Leviathan" does. You've got Daniel Stern, Ernie Hudson, Mulder's girlfriend from season 2 of "The X-Files," Robocop, sorta fish people, questionable bathroom practices, a lot of picking and choosing from movies that are actually very good, and the evil inherent in capitalism. What more could you want?  Maybe you want more Daniel Stern? Go listen to Episode 253- "C.H.U.D." More Ernie Hudson? You'll want Episode 214- "Congo" featuring our excellent and hilarious friend Elaina.  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Is there a better word than Leviathan? Not more, it's so evocative of what it is. Absolutely. You can't picture anything else, but Leviathan. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Is there a better film than Leviathan? Um, all of the movies it's ripping off are better than this movie.

What this movie presupposes is, maybe you didn't get a chance to see alien. Or the thing. Maybe you'd like to see it now but under water. Alienish. Alien-esque. Neil A. Yeah, I know it's like alien, but did Alien have the thing wrapped up in it too? No, because it's a different movie. And did either of them have Hectra Alizando?

Hector Alizando for me is somewhat Billy Crystal-esque, and I don't know. Oh, thank God you think that. Hey, hey, I could see that. I was just looking at him like, man, you are fucking Billy Crystal, aren't you? There's something about their little round cheeks or something. I cannot place it. What a beautiful name, Hector Alazando. It's a poem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Ernie Hudson is a beautiful man. Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. I wish he would read me stories to go to sleep with that just deep tho th tho th th their tho tho tho their tho tho tho tho tho their tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thu their tho tho tho tho tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho. I tho. I tho. I thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I thooooo. I tho. I their their their to sleep with that just deep baritone. I wish he was doing his Errol Phyllan impression that he did in Congo in this movie. Yes, I forgot about that. My God, Congo, we got to revisit that someday. It was so fun. Alena was so fun in that episode. That was a great. That was great. Thank you Alana for bringing that to us. Meg Foster's in this movie. Who's just like a mashup of women's actresses names from the

90s and you're like, I know Meg Foster, no that's Meg Ryan and Jody Foster. Do you know Meg Foster? Yeah, she's in they live. Okay. Herb eyes are the iciest blue eye. I know Are those her real eyes? Wow. I thought they were the director was just like, no, icier. icier. Freezer eyeballs! She's like, oh! I know I was seeing the praises of Jeff Fahey's eyes in the death-proof episode, but man she has the iciest eyes. I see. She's so good at being like the cold-blooded corporate thug for that. Yeah, the corporation's always going to be the bad guy in these films. Like aliens. Like aliens. The ocean is just other space when you get down to it. Oh for sure. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And terrifying. Oh yeah. I mean I believe in the terrors of the ocean more than I believe in the terrors of outer space. Sure. Because they're already there. I can see them. Yeah.

I saw shark in fucking Delaware. It was horrible. Just like walking around. Well, cruise in the shoreline. I did. It was terrible. I don't doubt it. I once saw a line of dolphins go by in Delaware.

I think it was in Bethany. dolphins are doing their beautiful dolphin-dolphin-dolphin'-this, and then like 30 seconds later, just a single fin cruising behind them. And I was like, them dolphins are gonna beat your ass shark, you better not get into Europe. There's a lot of them. Yeah, they'll fight you. Man, I hate the ocean. I'm sorry, did I offend you? You bleep in me. This movie is like written, then and produced by George P. Cosmatos, which

has to be a made-up name. George P. Cosmitos is no one's name. He's directed other things and I was like, nope, never heard of it, haven't heard of that, nope. It's also somehow has to do with the De Laurenta, Dino and Giata. It's Luigi and Oriela? Yeah. Hey, I'm Luigi De Laurentus.

My brother, Mario. Made up. But we do get special effects from Stan Winston. Yeah. They're great. And probably the one thousandth movie we've done with a Jerry Goldsmith's score in it. God, that man works. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They the th. Yeah. T th. Yeah. T th. Yeah. T th. T th. T th. T. Yeah. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. They th. T. T. T. T. T. T. They're th. They're th. They're they're th. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're. They're. They're they're. They're. They're they're they're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're. They're they're they're they're they're they're their. They're their. They're the the the the th. They're the th. th. the the th. the the the the the. the the the the the the the the. They're their their their thousandth movie we've done with a Jerry Goldsmith's score in it. God that man works. Yeah. Yeah. This movie also has Daniel Stern. It's fuck.

Robocop and Mulder's ex-girlfriend from the X-Files. Oh who is that? Uh, the British lady. Oh, you mean Corbynson's wife? His real-life? Yeah, Amanda Pays was married to him. Oh, okay. I don't know, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah, that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. His real-life wife? Yeah, Amanda Pays was married to him. I didn't know that. That's nice. I thought perhaps she was in the dentist. Remember when we did that movie? Shit. That one fucked me up for a long time. This hilarious comedy that I saw as a child. Oh, God, who letop in this movie? Well, I love the movie, Robocop. Of course you do.

And I feel like Peter Weller was like, how long? All right, I mean, yeah, I'll do this for a little while, but how long do you want me to do this for? Because I'm kind of bored and I don't want to be doing this anymore. Yeah, I will do some scenes, but not many scenes. He's phoned it a little bit. Yeah, wouldn't you if you were coming off of Robocop and then had to make this movie? Wait, when was Robocop?

Was that, was a Robocop after this? Robocop, was before this. Yeah, it was early. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, there's the one scene where he like shows up in the the the the the th and he th, just why are you wearing those? You pack sweatpants for under-the-water times. Even when he ties that headband on at the end, like he's going to get serious, he's just looking vacantly at you, like, I guess I'm wearing this now. It doesn't even look good on my robocop face. It was so funny,

because Ernie Hudson was also wearing a headband. I was like, are you just being rude to Ernie Hudson? Yeah, don't cop his thing. He looks great. It's his thing. Have you ever seen the movie Buckeroo Bonsai? I have not. Well, Peter Weller is also the star of that movie. And that's whenever he'succaroo Bons. I'm surprised you've seen

Robocop. I thought as a very young child. Of course you did. Why wouldn't you? One of the most violent movies still have been made. I have not really seen it since. I should probably re-watch Robocop. Yeah, well we could do it either for an action movie or for a horror movie because it's really gruesome. Put it on the list. I love all the text at the beginning of it. It's like, Atlantic Ocean, 16,000 feet deep, mining for this stuff extremely hazardous. Like, no shit. First of all, show don't tell.

Oh, God, this movie should be doing that constantly. It is just madness. It is just madness the things they think they have to tell you. And. And th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and the, and the, and the, and thi, and thi, and thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi doing that constantly. It is just madness. It is just madness the things they think they have to tell you. And the things they don't. It's true. Like at one point, in the next scene, actually, one of the miners' suits has malfunctioned. And they could just get him back on board, but they spent a long time just standing there. For sure. So long that a flashing skull and crossbones pops up somewhere on his suit and starts flashing. I just don't think that would happen. I just don't think the manufacturer would design that, you know?

Instead of the E on your guest egg, it's just a little mushroom cloud that pops up. But also like, they're like, you remember the beginning of alien? You remember that beginning alien? Where they get stuck out there and that thing happens to that guy? Yeah, yeah. Well, what if we didn't have any of that buildup and you just start right there? Just right in that moment and then they walk into the ship. Because it's like his suits just malfunctioning? that like oh okay and they're like calling the doctor but clearly the doctor can't they're like the doctor's not here was he jerking off what the fuck was

he doing for sure and probably jerking it at the same time because he seems grimy like that he's just multi-desking yeah I feel like a lot of men just to their. I feel like a lot of men just got offended by me calling that grimy. No, no, sorry, those aren't combo moves. I don't know. I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. You don't want to yuck anyone's yum. Anyway, it takes it forever to get him back on the boat. Not even the boat, it's like a underwater station. Don't think you keep going in a shack? You shack, yeah. Everything happens very slowly underwater, which is not building tension the way they think it is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's, thi's, thi's, thi's tension the way they think it is. It just looks like, you know, anywhere you go in the American South. Especially like August, woo, so hot.

Oh my god, just fucking move your legs. It's time to walk. The fake fish that are swimming by them are so funny. It looks like someone took a picture of a, like a fish tank in a doctor's office and then tried to animate it. What if I just wiggle it? I'll just wiggle it? I'll wiggle the photo. Fish tank. What if I just wiggle it? Just a little bit.

Why? But I don't understand the thing of the doc being insubordinate at the beginning of the movie because the rest of the movie he's like a number one best guy doing the best job he can. It makes no sense because everyone is being mouthy and insubordinate Grec. Great. Who is robocop and I will refer to only as robocop for the rest of the film. Everyone is being real insubordinate him. He's reading a book like how to be a manager or something. Oh the one minute manager? The one one one one one one one I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm a the th. I'm a the the one the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. thi. theean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the. thean. the. the. like I super feel this. I used to have to shelve the management books at border. So I was well versed, who moved my cheese? The one minute manager? Wow. I'm not going to read this. I'm going to continue to be a shit manager. Fuck it. Yeah. Be mouthing and insubordinate to me. I genuinely don't care. And but don't be Daniel Stern. Daniel Stern is gross. He's being a sexual predator to his co-worker. Who is like seems to be used to it

in a sad way? Yeah, yeah. He says things like drinking brew and eating pussy, which is like, dear Daniel Stern. Don't try to be something you're not. No one believes you in Daniel Stern. We't try to be something you're not. No one believes you in Daniel Stern. We saw Chad. We're also told that the doctor, a serum that the doctor developed, killed several people, and there's no expounding on that at any point. It's just like he got demoted to this, which seems like kind of a big job. I don't get it at all. Literally keeping seven people alive. The whole thing I feel like,

I've invented so many things and made so many people so healthy, and I make one serum that kills a couple of kids. Also you're probably still living off the royalties of all the other so people for sure. Yeah, you don't need this job. I don't understand his turn in this movie at all. Who knows? I don't know what happens to him at the end. I don't get it. He's just becomes the monster man. Does he? Yeah, when they see his face stuck in a monster body. I didn't know if it was just... Okay wait, wait, we'll get the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He th. We th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's. He's. Yeah. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's t. He's tot. He's tot. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's if it was just okay wait we'll go there. We've got Hector Alonzo and Ernie Hudson who are seemingly supposed to be Yaffet Koto and I can't I think it Harry Dean Stan. Yeah yeah and they're like you don't let them know what you're doing or else still you can't charge him extra.

Yeah. And I was like yeah no we've we we fucking saw Alien. We get it. We understand what's happening. I liked those characters. I like both of these actors. And I still don't want this. You know. It's like the movie is challenging you to be invested in anyone. Yeah. Although I did like when Daniel Stern got in his bunk there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was there was. There was. There was just. There was just. There was just. There was just. there. there. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I was like. I was like. I was like, I th. I th. I th. I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, I th. I th. I th. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah, I th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. I like, th. And, th. I like, th. th. I like, th. I like like like, th. I like like, th. just a chocolate chip cookie next to his bed, and I thought, one, why? Two, who has the willpower to just leave a chocolate chip cookie aside your bed? Listen, when you're her chronic masturbator, you would have to eat that chocolate chip cookie. There has never been a moment in my life when I didn't have time to eat a chocolate chip cookie. You could have shoved a chocolate chip cookie into my mouth while I was giving birth and I would have been like, crying girl. So Daniel Stern had found a underwater deep sea spider outside and brought it in his suit to spook Willie later on.

Just picks it up with his fucking hand. Yeah, but they got them fun claws. Ugh. Don't bring that in your check. Oh, man.they got them fun claws. Don't bring that in your check. Oh man, I hate those spider crabs that give me the willies. Yeah. The whole ocean is full of nightmares. It's a nightmare house. It's a nightmare house. It's Hell House LLC in there. Is there a new podcast or something? Is there a new podcast or something that's all about Hellhouse LLC? What? Oh no, there's gonna be a TV series, I think. It's something, yes, yes, someone that was telling us about it on Reddit, yeah. We need to investigate that. I remember being super fucking excited, whatever it was.

Whatever it was, I was thrilled and I had forgotten all about it until you just said that, now I feel twice. Thanks Brain. Yeah, thanks stupid ass Brain. Yeah, so they spook each other with this spider crab. Yeah, but I didn't like that because she interrupted his masturbation, he was going to kill her for smooking him with the spider crab. Yeah, probably because he was shitting at the same time. In his bunk. Not eating his cookie. So they both get in trouble and they have to work the next day which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which which the next. And the next. the next. their. their. their. their. they. to. to. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah................................................ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In his bunk. Not eating his cookie. So they both get in trouble and they have to work the next day, which was supposed to be an off day. Yeah. Yeah. So they're out there, just the two of them, which seems incredibly dangerous.

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stomach just rumbled. Did you hear it on? I started thinking about fudge. Anyway. There's all this menacing music about fucking nothing too. They're like going through the box and it's like, boom, boom, boom. You're like, wait what, Jerry? When they leave the ship and the camera goes back in and zooms it on the safe? Mm-hmm. Like, bunt, dun, that's it. And it just stops on the safe for a while?

And then? And then nothing. Nothing. We cut back to the doctor being straight fluent in every language. Oh my God. But I also love that like, she's walking into the ship. She has like a minute to get to find him or head back to the ship. They seem to work on very small timetable. Exactly, they have 30 minutes underwater. That's bad shit.

And but as soon as she finds him, that's all off the table. Everything's fine. You do whatever the fuck you want. Right. So she finds Daniel Stern, they come back. Yeah. And there's th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi, they're they're they're they're they're they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have. T, they have they have they have. T, they have they have. T, they have they have. That's. That's they have. That's they have. That's they have. they have. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeateate. theate. theate. theate. they have they have they have they have they have they have they have. they have. they's this vodka. Yeah. Which, I guess, I don't know. Well, he steals, he pockets a flask of vodka. Okay. While the main bottle of vodka gets dumped out by Robocop. Got it. Okay. So he drinks it. Uh-huh. Daniel Stern. Yes. And then. Briget Bo Bow Bow Bowman? She also drinks it. She also drinks it. Uh-huh. Daniel Stern. Yes. And then... Bridget Bo Bowman. She also drinks it. She also drinks it. Yeah. Who, I was like kicking myself trying to figure out where I knew this woman from. She's in Beverly Hills Cop. Oh. That's the only thing I know her problem. It's shocking to recognize another actor from Beverly Hills Cop. That's not Eddie Murphy.

God damn I not Eddie Murphy. God damn, I love Eddie Murphy. Yeah. But yeah, so they both drink it. Daniel Stern gets like scaly back? Yes, he starts to get a scaly back. Yeah. And then he just becomes very ill.

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But there, it's a person on the other side of the computer. He RoboCop says like, someone was like, I'm sorry I called you blah blah blah or whatever. He's like, just don't call me Cracker? Did anyone call you Cracker? Nope, not yet. They called him Becky. Yeah, oh Becky, right. His name is Beck, that's not that bad. No. No, if you were in a fucking European football team you'd be Becky all tay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah That's not that bad. No. No, if you weren't a fucking European football team, you'd be Becky Altay. Yeah. I just, I got so hung up on the genetic alteration that I was just like... What does it mean? The altering the genetic makeup of it? But to what end? To become a fish person? Yeah, I guess so. Well we find out later they surmise

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My hair's fallen out, six-pack. But it doesn't matter because he's dead. But still squirming. Still squirming. Cut two. They find, they go to check on six-pack, and he and Bowman have, because, boa, because, boa, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they go to check on six-pack and he and Bowman have, because Bowman kills herself. Yeah, that seems like a rash choice.

No pun intended. Pun intended, no pun intended. Pun, teat, punton, yeah, pun, actually, unintended, but enjoyed. Oh, pun actually, that create Romcom. Yeah, so she kills herself and then for some reason the bodies are suddenly melded together? Well, they don't get their own deathbed. They have to share a deathbed in the death room.

So they put them on one and then, yeah, they start to mush together. But why? They're like fish zombies? Sure, but why together? Because if you put two fish in a tank, they'll become one. Have you not ever tried that? I think that's just one fish eating the other fish. Oh.

Well, maybe she's eating six-pack. I, D-K, Alan. They're, they, I can't really describe what they look like now. They're like, fish people. There's like a weird leg that gets cut off. I don't know whose leg it was. It swims on its own at one point, which didn't seem likely. The living leg, as I now refer to it. Yeah.

Because they have to throw the bodies away. But the rest of the crew is like, ew, no, you can't just throw it. You have to bury them. What are we doing here? They're like, they're still moving. And RoboCup's like, no think if I were Ernie Hudson, I would have killed Robocop right there and just taken over the ship, which is not a ship, it's a shack. It cannot move. Fuck.

The leg gets severed, it swims away and then births some kind of like giant eelworm? I don't know, Alan. And the legworm is watching Willie run around because she's training for something. To be an astronaut. I'm th! I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I think, I think, I think, I th. I th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I would. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. think. think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I think. I around because she's training for something. To be an astronaut! She's treating for the astronaut test. It's in two days. She's still underwater. She's going to do an astronaut test in two days.

Willie, you crazy. I didn't even catch what she was training for. Oh, she talked about it several times. Sorry. No, it's okay. This is where the doctor tells us that this creature has 6.4 centimeter long fingers and I just wrote, I DK. What does that mean?

Do I? How long are my fingers? How many centimeters? No fucking thue. We're monsters. Yeah, because they're like looking at footage and I'm like, that skull's too big to be a human, I think. Enhance? Enhance?

Hector Alessando has been scratched at this point. The worm thing attacks De Jesus. And Ernie Hudson just runs away from him, which I appreciate it. Yeah. Well, DeHeses has also been lying about skiing for some reason? Yeah, well he really wants to get, that's like his aspirational dream is to go to Switzerland to go skiing. And Ernie Hudson's like, you've never been skiing. They don't ski in Spanish Harlem.

Such a dick thing to say. Also, such a weird thing to lie about skiing. Sure, sure. At this point, we begin to suspect that the corporation is not coming back for them. No, for sure. For sure. The corporation is always such a bad guy in these movies.

And yet, we just bow to this brand of capitalism every day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually reading a book about that right now of how like capitalism can sell you things that tell you capitalism is bad and you'll still buy into capitalism. Yeah, totally. That Wally movie that Pixar did which is just all about how corporations are ruining the earth. Disney! Um, so yeah, so Willie, or I'm sorry, uh, Wormy DeHazus busts out of a door. Um, we don't see, we just see the door busted open. He gets attacked while he's looking for butter for popcorn, he's like opening every fucking cabinet.

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They don't even have walkie-talkies. Why would you need, they've got beepers? No they don't tho. Only they they they don't they they they the they don't they're the the the the the they're they're the the the th. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they they're they're tho. thi. thi. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. toge. toge. to toge. to toge. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. to to to? What else do you do? No, they don't though. Only the doc does, and I don't know who's beeping him. So their, yeah, their pickup is going to be delayed, we're told first by 12 hours and then by 48 hours. Yeah, because of this hurricane. And Willie's like, I'm gonna miss my astronaut te. Oh, that's right right, th. th what anyone was saying to each other in this movie. Doesn't matter. We see a lot of like shadows of the fish monster without actually seeing the fish monster. It like, uh, excuse me. Like, Mulder, Willie, Mulder's ex-girlfriend has not seen the creature, is not really even aware of the creature.

And Robocop says to her, it got a six-pack and bow, and she's like, oh, okay, what did? She doesn't even ask. She just believes Robocop. Because she like loves him or whatever. Who? I think, what do the people who write these movies think women are? Um, penis collectors. Okay, all right. Just an outlet for anyone with a penis.

They love penises. Like when, uh, and who have them. When Daniel Sturt was being a creep to bow earlier, and he's like, what a pair? Yeah. And he says, uh, no, I was and he's like what a pair. Yeah. And he says no I was talking what a pair like Hector Alessano and and those yeah and she's like oh I thought you were talking about my boobs. They are fucking. They're great. They're fantastic. A plus stits. But like and seemingly she was just like you know if you want to compliment them. Yeah because I just love penises and the men who have them. Just love penises and the men who have them to compliment my 8 plus tips. And Willie is just like, what are you in charge? I love you. I love power. Men with

Dixon power. Even though you're a terrible manager. And nobody's in love with Ernie Hudson, which is absolutely foolish. Minnie still a babe. Oh for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. Get in touch Ernie Hudson. Oh my god. Ernie Hudson does deliver my favorite line in this movie after the blood supply gets trained. What's that? And he says we got a goddamn Dracula with us in here. Yeah, he does say a Dracula, which I love, I love. Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it. Oh, that's a singui-Dracui. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I love. I love it. Oh, I love it. The singular Dracula. Oh my god, it's so good.

At some point, the doc seems to turn on them. He like releases the bubbles, the escape pods. Well, he's not turning on them. He's preventing them from escaping so that they're not taking this monster out to the rest of the world. Got it, that's what it is. Because he sends a letter saying like, I'm sorry, he sends an aim, a message to someone saying like I've decided that we're going to do this, I'm releasing all the bubbles so we can't do this, we're going to die down here.'s what I was doing while he was making that. Sure, sure, make sense. Makes sense. So then we get a like shitty variation on the chest burser theme. For Hector Eliza. Yeah. It's like why did you try this? Well, I mean,

tell me a classic movie that has something bursting out of someone's chest. No, that's true. I've never seen it done. And then follow that up with the, fuck what is it, Powell Peralta with a hand with the mouth in the center of it. I did like palm hand, teeth palm. I wanted it to go, hanggg. Yeah. Come on George Pkosk-Posmitos. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I've th. I've the. theateathea. I've th. theate. the. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I've the. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I'vegg-gong-gong. Yeah, yeah. Come on, George P. Cosmatose. Make it happen. My next note is, hand got teeth. Doc is all messed up. Diarrhea, question mark?

Because he's like stumbling and like holding his stomach. He's a little tum tum. And he's all white and I was like, oh, I know the feeling. We've got the post-taco bells. Maybe you shouldn't eat those nachos that sat out all night. Come on, buddy. Make better decisions. And then we cut back to whatever the corporate lady's name is. Sure. Corporate lady. And I like it sort of zooms out, and I just wanted her to have like fish legs, like, instead of legs under her desk but no she's just just just a corporate lady. She sucks so much so great. She sucks so much and then the rest of this movie just sucks so hard from here and out. There's like a scene

right now where Mulder's ex-girlfriend is wearing a ton of blue eye shadow for no reason. She's in one scene. She's wearing an enormous amount of blue eye shadow and then it's gone. She probably was like, oh, this is my chance to impress Robocop, maybe he'll see me now. And he does. So then we get the ships's going to blow up scene from alien, or maybe from event horizon. True.

True. But I have a note that says this computer voice sucks. Because it's just like, it's gonna implode. Yeah. Because it keeps the, everyone keeps saying the word implosion implosion over and over, and then I got that folk implosion song stuck in my head, you know, the hit. Which I don't think I'm allowed to sing because of Spotify.

But no, the ship's voice is saying, um, ship will implode in one minute. And it's like the the s it's the s it's the ship the s it's the ship the ship the s cuts and it goes, ship will implode in four minutes. And it's like, who added time? And why did you not add more? It was literally seen to scene one minute to four minutes. Sure. Come on! That's so underwater counting.

Oh, that's true. I guess it's upside down in some ways. Oh, my note says, this is just not not exciting thiixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not exciting not says this is just not exciting though. That was driving me nuts is that this like the movies this movie is aping the thing and alien are some of the tensest cinema that's ever existed. God yeah and this has zilch. Zilch like De Jesus is on the back of one of the fishmen, basically, which you like never really seem moving around enough to get a sense of them being fishmen. But he goes, kill me. And either Robocop or Ernie Hudson, I don't remember who says, oh my god, De Jesus,

and then just does not kill him, just leaves. But you could have built this like tender moment of like he'd almost died the day before in this accident and like now he has to die like this at your hands, how fucking sad. Instead they're just like, let him suffer. Bye. Bye.

Well, it's the same thing where Ernie Hudson sees the duck in like the chest of one of the fish monsters. I didn't know th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoes thoes thus thus. I thus thus thus. I the the the the the the the thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. I thoes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the tho tho tho that thattoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes. I the the the chest of one of the fish monsters. I didn't know it was the dock, but okay. He's like, the dock! Well, I guess I should have known then. And everyone's like, yeah, who cares? Anyway. And my next note just says, did the fishman push the button? I don't know what button it is, but did the fishman push it? Oh, when you're trying to escape and they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going they're going to escape and they're going to float up to the top, even though what, they would probably just die from the bends or whatever happens.

Yeah, you can't just fly to the surface, can you? No, there was a light that popped on the said decompression. They're fine. Okay, okay. Okay, no blinking. theirn'n'n'n'e. to fix this like lowering mechanism that sends them outside and it's real janky so it just keeps like going back and forth and he's hitting it and yelling god-dam it right because he's sent Ernie Hudson and Mulder's girlfriend yeah out already and now has to go out in his own so they all make it to the

surface all three of them yeah the end of the movie. I fucking snort laughed when those sharks showed up. Like, how the fuck are you gonna do this right now? There's three minutes left in this film and you're introducing sharks? What? What is Ernie Hudson? He's like, talk about a bad day! You're about to die, and he does. You know, here's the thing, a fish person then comes up and gets Ernie Hudson, and the Coast Guard is there, and they're just like, oh damn. We should leave.

Do you not have guns, Coast Guard, shoot the fish person. Don't let it drag that man underwater. But no, Beck gets to say the jaws line now. Please. Where instead of saying, smile, you son of a bitch, he says, say, ah, mothaucker. Yep. And then I have the note, swish from downtown, because he does like a three-poiter shot with the bomb.

He's on fire! Boom goes the dynamite. We know a lot about stuff. No we don't. We're fun though. And he like gets the three right inside the fishman's mouth. He explodes. Chopper takes up to an oil rig or something. Question mark. Where the corporate lady is already there waiting for him. Sheakes up to an oil rig or something. Question mark. Where the corporate lady is already there waiting for him. She's like, I knew you would make it. Robocop punches her in the face.

The pounding sound of him punching her is insane. Well, it's because he's a robocob. It's part robot. And then I feel like it freeze-framed on her falling down and then walking away and the movie ended and I thought what? They're also walking with like their hands in their back pockets like their teens at the mall. Oh yeah they kiss, they kissed in the water but it's not like a passionate first kiss we've been holding back our feelings for so long we've been through this traumatic event it's like I'm off to work honey mu have a good day. Have a good th th th too. And that's Leviathan. Leviathan. What a shit-hole.

Tell me what you're really think in the ratings phase. Would you like to go first? This was your pick. It was my pick. I apologize for my pick. This is a fucking nothing-dud of a movie. It sure is. It should have had something.

It has all this competent acting. Great cast. Underwater is scary. Yeah, but it's also not an outer space. Fishmen are scary. Yeah, but they also don't show them. Robocop is a good movie. Take your word.

Yeah, this movie is a turd. It's fucking, it sucks, it stinks, it's poopoo, it's not good. I don't, I can understand why I didn't watch it in 1989 when it came out. Yeah, this movie is a fish mistaking its own poop for a fish food flake and eating it. It's so bad. You know, I actually had like a decent time watching it though because it was so bad. Sure. Yeah, sure. But no, it's terrible. I would give this movie a three. Yeah, me too. Okay. Double threes. I did just notice that this is my 69th note in my note app. So noise. What za! Jerk it while you're This is my 69th note in my note app, so... Noise! Was I?

Jerk it while you're shitting. Oh, you run a little country song for that. I'm actually my... Don't look at me like I should do it right now. You're the one with the acoustic guitar right behind you. Can you hit me a country riff right now? Come on! You like went to stand up and then didn't, and that's the part that gets me the most is you thought yes and then you thought no.

I guess I'll never write jerk it while they're shi'n't then. Somebody did point out when I posted a picture of our recording space, they were like, there's been a guitar here this all time. I know if I can't th th th tha th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the thin' the thin' the thin' thin' the the the the th th that's th th th that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th and th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thin thin the thin thin the the the the to the to the the thin the the the the thi the thi thi thi thi thi that's thi that's the that's been a guitar here this all time? I know! Nobody wants that. I just would like one solid country riff. I don't know if I can do that. You want Sad Boy 90s emo riff? I could get you all day with that. Now I feel like you're just making a foot of Don Nuts. That's not true. Katie. Alan. I'd like to send a little shout out to a Patriot. That's not true. Katie.

I'd like to send a little shout out to a Patriot. Ooh, who sent us a very sweet message. Hi Jordan W. Thank you for your sweet message. And we're going to keep that personal. But I just want to acknowledge. We've got your message and you're the best, thank you. Jordan admitted to being the Zodiac killer. But we're going to keep it a secret.

Oh, fuck. That's Ted Cruz and you know it. I know. Jordan, you're the best. Thank you so much. We really appreciated it and we're glad to have people like you around. That's it. You're just accused of being the Zodiac killer. I got confused. I thured. You just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thired. You thine thine thine thine thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thi. You're just thus that's that's to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I is a patron. It's so weird I wouldn't think we're up his alley. No, no. He just loves to laugh. Loves to laugh that guy. Super funny. I do love how literally everyone on the planet hates that man. It's fucking astonishing. What is the German phrase for a face that

needs punch? Beck, Fifeen Gishik. Yeah yeah that there has never been one that needs punch? Beck, fiefengeshick. Yeah, yeah, that there's never been one that's existed more than the one that's stuck on his face. Yeah, there's that Al Franken quote about how he likes Ted Cruz more than most of his colleagues like Ted Cruz and he hates Ted Cruz. Very good. Speaking of things to hate, what are we doing next week, Katie. I think I'm going to love it. So I don't th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. thi, th. th. th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. There, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeea. thea. thea. thea. thea. there's thea. there's thea. there's thea. thea. thea. think I'm going to love it. So I don't think that at all. Alan said what are we doing next and I opened the Netflix app on my phone like I do and I said oh here's something you're gonna hate me we're gonna do the conjuring too and then I said oh it's two hours and 14 minutes long forget it let's do something else and Alan said no you've already said it now we're doing it. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi thi thi thi thi. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. What th. What th. What th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm thean. Alan's thean. Alan's thean. Alan's thean. Alan's the. Alan's the. Alan's the. Alan's th else and Alan said no you've already said it now we're doing it I got a chance to flip the you're gonna hate me around on you yeah it makes me hate both you and myself so just getting I love each other as much as we hate each other it's the beautiful balance of our friendship I don't

hate you at all not at all not at all there's a lot of people I hate you're're not one of them. Oh, great. Yeah, that's good. I'm full of hate. I hope you're a real weird podcast to pretend it's someone we hate. My worst enemy. Mallory bleep this last name. Man, I don't have a worst enemy anymore. She probably get one of those. I know I think I well I defrended her on Facebook because I defriended like everybody on Facebook yeah and then deactivated it and then deactivated it and then reactivated it. Every time I think of something I want to say I just reactivate it. But I should probably see what she's up to these days. Yeah what up Mallory get in touch. Malar you you bitch should never have punched me in the stomach. She grade someday. And serve you some cold revenge. Uh, see, on the country two, it's apparently on Netflix, two hours and 14 minutes long.

We gotta pick something short for the other movie. It's true. Okay. So, yeah, get in touch. Hit us up on, go to the subredit. That's always a good time. Yeah, if you are enjoying this and you and you and you and you th and you th and you th and you th and you th and, hit us up on, go to the subreddit, that's always a good time. Yeah, if you are enjoying this and you've not ever left us a review, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen, but particularly on Apple Podcasts to cancel

out the one-star review we got for Alan being too woke. Which we decided we were not going to discuss on here, but look I just brought it up, just like not mentioning the Jordan was the Zodiacular. You did it again, God damn it. Ted Cruz, I meant Ted Cruz. Oh man, that one star review is fucking hilarious. Please if you haven't read it, just go read it. It's very funny. What a dildo.

What a fucking ding dong. Oh man. man, but yeah if you could leave us a review that would be fantastic. We've gotten a few nice reviews since that review went up. Yeah, the one that just says Hooray. I love that. And you feel about the one that says not terribly bad. I didn't see that one. How many stars is it? Five stars? It's from Darth Bizzle. You don't get it. If you ever wanted a horror movie podcast that doesn't do research or run fact checks, then this is the show for you. What is it? It's... Dude, is that what people want?

I don't think so. Just get past. The first few episodes where we hear you question whether or not Katie actually likes horror films. I fucked up buddies. See the Return of tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha thiiiiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. th. th. F. F. F. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's theea. It's thea. It's thea. It's thea. It's thea. It's thea. thea. thoooooo that. See the Return of the Living Dead episode. We're gonna make up for it. Listen, this summer, it's coming. And they find their footing to be one of the most enjoyable podcasts.

Oh, thank you. I mostly hate podcasts in general, and find them to be taxing to listen to, but I can't wait for a Monday's episode. Also, Katie's friend isn't too bad himself. He has an infectious joy for horror films. Oh, you really do. Thanks, Darth Bizzle. Sorry I fucked up so much at the beginning. I'm just a bit of a tight ass sometimes. Yeah, I was also opated in the ass to the beginning. I feel like we really did. We should delete those, honestly. We should re-record all watch that clown movie again. Oh, Stitches. See, I think I liked that. Do you want to watch Warlock again?

I'd watch Warlock again. Do you want to watch Without Warning again? No. I'll just watch a McDonald's commercial from the 80s and it'll be basically the same thing. Fucking grimace. What was number four? Do you remember number four? That was, uh, in Elm Street.

Okay, I bet I like that. Come on. We finally, we're like, oh maybe people will listen to this if we do movies that someone has seen. I have not even heard a reference to Without Warning since we did that. No one has ever spoken of that film ever, why did we do it number two? Because I read an article about it that made it sound interesting. Oh my god. th. th. No, th. No, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, I th. th. thi, I th. th. thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I the the th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm, I, I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm theee. I'm theat theat theat. I'm theat. I'm theeat. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I th. I th. Because I read an article about it that made it sound interesting. Oh my god, it was such a shit show. I'm usually going to go delete those from the internet. No one can stop me. I have the password. It's fine. They've got 330 other episodes to listen to. They won't even know. Then it'll become like the lost episodes of people will search. We can release Miss B-Sides. Oh sure, we start doing seven inches. Anyhow, we got to wrap this up. Leave us a review, go to tea public

by a t-shirt or a sticker or a car seed cover. That would be so fucking dope. Oh man, speaking of, congratulations to John and Allison on their beautiful baby. Yes, beautiful baby. Seeing that picture of John holding their newborn in a werewolf ambulance t-shirt, like the first thing it sees are Katie and I's cartoon faces. Congratulations, you guys are going to be great parents. You're lovely humans. Go back and listen to their episode, it was Bramstoke or Dracula.

A movie I didn't like, but also I was pregnant at the time and it made me throw up. So I was like feeling very, very upset about it. You were salty towards Francis Ford Coppola for that. Yeah, don't fucking do that to do. I'm a fuck with this pregnant lady in 15 years. Just you wait and see. Well, just because consequences aren't intended doesn't mean they're not still a consequence. Thanks for listening to another episode of our off ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Maybe I think it's a good place. Give the clouds and land the face, Can't live in the atmosphere, A peer inside a basket case,

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