Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 331- John Dies at the End (2012)

Episode Date: May 10, 2021

In this week's episode, we decided to take a suggestion from listener/Apple Podcasts reviewer* karlyAB and watch the 2012 film "John Dies at the End." Special topics for your consideration include: drugs, whether drugs enhance this film (possibly?), whether Allen is currently on drugs (he is not), the further misadventures of our 19 & 9 best friendship, having a hard time recalling plot points despite many exposures to them, and Paul Giamatti: is he a meatball, or no? *you can most likely persuade us to cover a movie of your choice with a favorable review I'M JUST SAYING. Like Don Coscarelli? We've covered "Phantasm" (Episode 67) and "Phantasm II" (Episode 314) Like Paul Giamatti? I don't know, watch the "John Adams" miniseries. It was pretty good, even if it was hard to forget sometimes that it was Paul Giamatti.  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

To quote one of my favorite philosophers. To quote one of my favorite philosophers, what? Why? Why? Is it me? Or is it Andrew W.K? It's me. I mean, genuinely what? And why? Yeah. I am not sure that I saw this movie. Like when I close my eyes and try to picture it, it's kind of just not, it's just gone. Sure, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, you may have micro-dose this movie. I think I may have.

What movie are we doing? We are doing the 2012 film John dies at the end. Spoilers, he doesn't, I don't think. He actually does pretty early on. Yeah, he dies like in the middle of act too. But then, doesn't die. Well, yeah. Or does he? I don't, no, I don't think so.

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So you're going to walk me through it. Nope. Well, that doesn't seem fair now, Alan, does it? So I, I, uh, my first thought as soon as this movie was done, I was like, oh, this is my, what's that guy, Charlie Kaufman, yeah?

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That dick doorknob really got me. I rewit, like three or four times. So this is a movie about two friends, John and David, who get wrapped up in a world of supernatural, extra-dimensional spookery and stuff. Yeah, antics. Antics, for sure. Yeah.

It's got a little bit of a supernatural vibe to it, just a scoche. It definitely does. Uh, or maybe a phantasm 2 vibe, since that is Don Cascarrie's another movie by him. Oh, that's right. It has a funny spiritualist, Marconi. I liked him a lot. Did you recognize that actor? Uh, no. That is Clancy Brown, who, uh, he's in every man's favorite movie, Shawshank Redemption. Oh my God. Those are the truest words that have ever come out of your mouth. I thought you were going to say Days of Thunder, but okay. No, he's like, he's in a ton of movies and he is, I don't know, he's just a delightful actor.

Yeah, I really enjoyed watching him. Have you ever seen the Highlander? No. Wait, the television program? Well, it was a movie before it was a television. Okay, then no. He plays the main bad guy and that, the Kyrgyz. Okay. Who gets his head chopped off that holds it on with safety pins.

Gross. I like that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. This is a story being told to And then I started, I got distracted for a while because I started thinking about whether or not Paul Giamati gets fewer roles now that Brent Gelman exists. Is it Brett Gelman? Brett Gelman.

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they China food? What? Why? And I love that whole thing of like, uh, you don't look Chinese. Because David's last name is Wong. Yeah. And he's like, no, I chose that because there's more people on earth with the last name Wong than anything else. Um, that just reminded me of Donna Chang from Seinfeld. I don't know. Donna Chang. Donna Chang is always introducing herself on the phone as Donna Chang, and then George's mom starts taking all this advice from her because she thinks, to to to to to to to to th..... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, their, their, their their thi, their, their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the theat theat their the last thea the last the last the last name the last name the last name the last name the last name the last the last the last the advice from her because she thinks she's Chinese and that Chinese people are wise. So she eventually meets Donna Chang and just looks at her and goes, you're not

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But like the whole thing of like, you might be off-puted by him chopping a guy up in the opening scene to a movie, but then being like, you have a swastik a tattooed on his tongue and you're like, oh yeah, chop the guy's head off. Yeah, chop his stupid head off. I love when he showed up again. with like coming in the door. He looked great. Yeah, oh for sure. The effects are very, very, very, very, very, very good. And very funny. Very funny. When that lady turned into snakes, I loved that. Yeah, and the meat monster? It's so, that is so fun. I was like so happy when I saw that meat monster. Was it because it had a frozen turkey for a head? It had a frozen turkey for a head? It had hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot the outside on the outside on the o the o' on the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th. th. tho. the the. the. the. theat theat the. the. theat the. the. the. the It had hot dogs on the outside of the freezer running around. Like this is stuff I am here for. It totally scorpioned one of them with like the get over here. It has a sausage

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over the phone blows the meat monster up. That's right. What? Yeah. He's in France, I think? Right. They just call Marconi on the phone and he takes care of it. And the whole movie we're jumping around time-wise. Right. What do you think about time travel and films in general? If it's done, right, I don't mind it. I feel like this movie, it uses it to keep you constantly off kilter. And there's like these repeated shots that happen in different times, like in waking up on the couch and getting a call from John and the first one is after the second one that we see later on in the movie so like there's all

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by having it jumping all over the place. Yeah, it's something to like distract your attention from some other things. So as David is telling the story to Ar to Ar the story, to Ar to Ar the story, to Ar to Ar the story, the story, to to the story, thian, thi, thi, thi, so, so, somea, somea, somea, somea, somea, somea, somea, somea, so, somea, so, somea, somea, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, thi.. So, thi. So, like, like, thi. So, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi., it starts out at a like a high school party. He's like, we just graduated, you're 30, sirs. John looks insane, it looks like he's been standing in front of a high-powered fan, like his hair is bonkers. And so they're at this beer party, and we meet Robert Marley, whom I liked a lot. The fake Jamaican. Yeah, I like when Amy's just like, I gotta go, my dog just bit a Jamaican. And you look, what? I love Amy.

She's so fucking deadpan. She is like Aubrey Plaza before Aubrey Plaza. Yeah, John's band Three Armed Sally is playing. I feel like that is very similar to our mutual friends band Five Foot Arm. Because it's sort of meant to be a punchline, I think, Three Arm. Yeah, for sure. And I was like a five foot arm. That's our friends. Check them out. I think they have a tape. If you have a tape player. If you have a time machine and a tape player. They're very good, they're great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Made up of some former bandmates of mine. Yeah. Ah, those were the days, huh? No. Old Rock and Roll Allen. I mean I don't miss carrying my base amp anywhere. Oh God no. Like in and out of a van. It's so fucking heavy down to like rickety basement stairs, no way. Where some dudes like, oh you're carrying

that for your boyfriend. You know what I've never gotten that weird. Is that weird? It's weird. I wonder why? I wonder why. I wonder what I could be. You should have been in the maxi-pads. Anyway, beer party. We meet Robert Marley who is doing like a coin trick. Sure. Which I forget exactly what it is, but I remember thinking, oh, that's actually very good. Where he's like, you forgot to watch behind your ears because David is doubting his powers. Yeah. So he pulls a cockroach out from behind his ear, like a giant hissing cockroach. Yeah. And then he's like, that's weird. And then he tells him exactly a dream that he had the night before. Yes. And it gets very much into that like pseudo-mysicism of like you woke up right as the thunderclap was happening. Yes. And you have to wonder how did your mind know that the thunderclap was going to happen right then. Time is an ocean, not a

garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud your mind as a flying corn snake. You're like, wait now. You had me at time as an ocean. You've got me there. Yeah. Not a garden hose. I'm out. This, I mean all of the dialogue just feels like you're stoned. Yeah, and I was. After he said that I wrote, No Wonder, the dog bit him. What's the dog's name? Oh, fuck, what is the dog's name? It's Barkley. It's Barkley. Barkley, yeah. It's a good dog. Oh, Barkley's a very good dog. Yeah. Especially when he trives the car! Barkley? Apparently was the main character in this movie all along. My understanding. Okay. Is that not your understanding?

He was the hero we all needed. Yeah. It's like when you realize that Jack Burton is not the main character and make trouble in Little China. Yeah. But he has to be, he's so charismatic. It's true. So, uh, David accidentally gets like,oked with a syringe. Right. Which this is like what I was saying about Marley Shelton in the leg holster in Planet of Terror. Like how are you

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That's funny though. It is. It's just like you misheard Cannibal Holocaust. People fucking love three-arm Sally. People are into it. I'm happy for them. I always feel so awkward when people have to pretend to like a band in a movie. I know. It always never looks real because you've never played a show where anyone was that excited to see you. And that's totally how I feel. Except for one show in Youngstown, Ohio, the best show I ever played in my life, it was so much fucking fun.

The kids loved us. That happened to me once. Do you have many shows I played? Two. Hundreds. I have that experience and it's not even playing music that I wrote. It's when I was in an Iron Maiden cover band. And people went fucking ape. Yeah.

And it's the best response I've ever had playing music. Yeah. Yeah. Uh-huh. So at least you wrote the music that people went nuts for. I mean, writing is like overstating it when it comes to the maxi pads. So yes, the meat monster gets exploded. Yeah. Marconi's rolling around with these like two women with like long 2010's curled hair.

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don't worry, Vinnie's doing CPR, and in the the the the the to tell him that something's happened to John, don't worry, Vinny's doing CPR and in the offseason, Vinny is a lifeguard. It's like so unhelpful. When is off-time or whatever? Yeah, it was so like, it's so silly and just like, wait, what? That's not going to make anybody feel better about anything. No, but so he does die because Vinny's not a good lifeguard. Yeah. And then somehow calls David again,

but he's not, when he's talking on his phone, he pulls the phone away from his ear and then like, holds something else up to his ear, like a banana or something. Right, because early in the movie, when John, when the the the the the the the th, when th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thin, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's thin, it's to toee toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe thin, thin, thin, thin, the first time, he says, you're going to get eight or nine more calls for me over the next couple of years. Is he saying over years? Yeah. Oh. And so just like, you know, do what?

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And then John tells him to buy a Brotwerse. He holds the Brotwurst up to his ear and he can keep talking on that. But then he also can't afford to get a cab. Because he sent the money on the Broughtworth there should be a hundred dollar bill in there? No? Do you have your ATF card? There's some very funny lines in this movie. I strongly agree. So Dave escapes the police station and then he goes to Marley's house, right? Right, I think so, yes. I get so confused by my notes. Well, there's also the scene where he, I think before that, he shows Archie the cage in his car

that's empty until Argy looks out of the side of his eye at it. Right, right. And it's the monster spider thing from earlier in the movie. He's also previously sold him on, by describing a dream that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he that he He's also previously sold him on by describing a dream that he had the night before. That Dave describes Arnie's dream that he's being chased by his mother and she was whipping him with knotted penises. Made of knotted penises? It's terrible. Terrible. And doesn't he say you could have guessed that dream or something like that? True. Oh, and Doug Jones has revealed that Korok is the big bad in the movie, the powerful adversary.

This is where it starts losing me, honestly. But I would also steal that like look at you have to look at something out of the corner your eye to see it sort of thing. Yeah it's almost like you have to fail your perception check. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. So yeah the Browards to the head. I like that too but he's like you could have just told me we have a a psychic link. Yeah, right. Makes him by the Broughtwurst. Oh, so then he, yeah, he goes to Robert Marley's house to investigate the crime scene. And there's like a monster living in a fish tank that shows him getting shot on the TV by Detective Appleton.

Yes. It's like all of a sudden there's a CC TV in the kitchen. Right, that's, and one of the Cs stands for creature. Creature, yeah. Creature captioned television. No, I like it. And, uh, It stands for close channel, not close caption, Alan.

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before where Justin had these like little white living things all over him. Yes. And then he didn't anymore and he was back to being the wannabe gangster that he's always been. And what are those? You know aliens or something? Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's so ex-files that part. Oh yeah. Yeah. Crawling on the skin. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the. the. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th., okay. Yeah. That's so X files that part, like crawling on the skin. Yeah. Well, there's that one episode with the little green things that are living in the tree. Yes, and the Pacific Northwest. Many of the early episodes took place. A, aka Vancouver. That's what they say it. It's not how they say it. So he does get shot by Detective Appleton. but for some reason he had had a vision where he flashed to a bullet manufacturing plant, called somebody's attention.

During that split second, a fly got into a bullet that so it's, and then that's the bullet that he gets shot with, so it's done like doesn't have bullet business in it. Yeah, that's how it happens. Bullet business. We've also gotten soy sauce that hopped out of the refrigerator and a coffee can and shot out at him. Mm-hmm. Into his face. And then later he says, I fell on a drill. But he wakes up at the house is on fire and Barkley drives the car into the house to break a wall down to he could get out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the th. th. th. th. the bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu but bu but that he that he that he that he that he that he that that bu bu bu bu bu that he that he that he that he that he that bu that bu that bu bu that bu bu bu bu bu that bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thi. thi. thi. the the the the th up in the houses on fire and Barkley drives the car into the house to break a wall down to he could get out. Yeah, oh Barkley, he was just driving that truck. There's a lot of very evil-deady stuff happening in this too, I feel like the effects and

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That's a terrible movie. It's not good. That's a terrible movie. Oh man. Why did they have to make that one? I wish they could just take that one that one that one that one that one that one that one that one th th th th th th th th th th th th th at th at th at th at that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the theateateateateateateate the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the one one one one one one one one one one one one one thooooooooooooooooooooo tho the just take that one down. Oh, it could never happen like the fourth Indiana Jones movie. No. I'm pretending it didn't happen. I never saw that. I'm just, it didn't happen. I think it's the fifth one now, are there's going to be? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

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So he's taken Amy, Fred, John, and David and Barkley to the mall. And Amy, as we learned earlier from Justin being a dick and stealing her prosthetic hand, has a prosthetic hand and has phantom arm syndrome, her phantom limb syndrome. Yeah. She says it goes away. Right. So yeah. So she has, he's, Justin has drawn this door that only the sauce people can see, the people who have had the sauce. Yeah. So she can't see it until she gets a 3D glasses on. Yeah, why did that work? Who knows? But only she can open it and she can only open it with her phantom limb. That must be like having her hand back momentarily must be very weird and sad for her. For sure. Yeah. I don't like it. I like to when they were talking about it earlier and she says, yeah, but it goes away. And like how there was like a sort of heartbreak to that too. Yeah. Where you just accept that your limb is gone? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the th. Yeah. the the the th. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Yeah. their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. th. the. the. the. their. their. their. their. their. too. Yeah, where you just accept that your limb is gone again. Oh, that's really

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And David is talking on the Broadwurst in his painting. Why? Why? I don't know because it was prophesied that they would be coming. I guess so. Because Korok, yeah, eats people basically to absorb their knowledge. Which happens again in next week's movie which I found to be very weird and fucked up. By the way, it's Leviathan if you want to hang up. And that is streaming on Amazon Prime. For free. For freezies. Just like this movie's on Tubie for free. With a lot of commercials. Some money on this. Yeah, all the women and masks and no tops is very strange. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, hey, boobs, who doesn't love boobs? Hey, boobs. Boops to the boobs. If you're going to keep showing the weird dicks for Dornadobs, boops are great. You're right, there's so many more dicks in movies than boobs.

It's like, how could they be so overloaded? I just gave Alan the meanest look I could muster. It wasn't that mean, but I appreciate it. I turned my head really far to the side. Um, so a bunch of shit happens. None of my next, I just read through my last like 12 notes. Not a single one of them rings a bell with me. Okay, well, shoot, let's see what happens. Ridiculous gruesome cartoons. So this is, so the guy who's leading the parade that meets them tells them the story of how up to a certain point, this alternate universe and our universe were running on the same timeline.

And then in our universe, this one dude died when he was 17, but in their universe he kept on living. He was a great inventor, he made like these meat computers. And that's what Korok was born out of. And then it shows the scene of like these spider monsters attacking people. Yeah. So rather than actually film the scene, they just shot it as a cartoon. Got it. So that's the extremely gruesome cartoon if you were being ripped apart by spiders. So many hot dogs on the outside. Yeah. Yeah. Probably refers to that. Yes. My next. And that. And that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what that's what that's what that's what that's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what's what that's what that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's what that's what that's what that's what's what's what that's what that's what the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. that's what the the that's the that's the that's that's that's that's the extremely gruesome cartoon if you were being ripped apart by spiders. So many hot dogs on the outside. Yeah, probably refers to that. Okay. My next note says, your wiener is much smaller in person. That's what happens when David and John meet Korok.

Korok says, ha! Your wiener is much smaller in person. I see. It's a dick joke. Then I wrote, make you a child molester? Yeah, I could switch one like chromosome, something in your brain and turn you into a child molester. Korok, you're a dick, that makes sense to me.

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But it turns out that Arnie's dead? Yeah. Explain that little bits to me. I don't know that I can. Okay. I don't know why that's happened. Who killed Arnie? Yes. But somehow his consciousness is now in Paul Giamotti's body. That part made sense to me because it was like what David had imagined him looking like after they talked on the phone. Right. So Artie was killed by the people that are like sent from Korok to oppose David and John. And so, so, that, thoub that that that I can't tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that I that that that that I that I that I that I that thi thi that I that I that I that I that I that I that that that that that that that th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. thi thi thi thi. thi. Yes. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. people that are sent from Korok to oppose David and John.

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Solving problems for people. Solving problems for people. They end up in some sort of like post-apocalyptic world where a baby. Where a baby Christopher Reeve is talking to them. Part of the human liberation army? He's all excited about how they're the chosen ones and they've been awaiting their arrival and this is going to be what saves them. And they're just like, fuck you and leave. Leave! Why?

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That happens after they get liberated from the mall. He's outside. Yeah. The whole thing feels like a fever dream to me. I swear to you, I watched it, I know that I did. But I just, it is a, it is a, like I was planning on talking about today. I read through my notes I was like, I have no idea what any of this means. So I read the Wikipedia page and I was like, nope, still nothing. So you read the book and now you're still like nope I don't the book the book the book the book the book. the book I the book I the book I thapapap I the book I th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi. It's thi. It's thi. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I the. I, if I read the book, you mean the Wikipedia page, which is how I read all books. I was watching the Great Pottery Throwdown, because yes, I'm 87 years old. Yeah, I noticed that when I came into your house that it was on your TV. I could just like look through the window and I saw that you had paused, something called the Great Pottery Throwdown, and I was like, here we go.

It's like the Great British Pickoff for Pottery. Not everything needs to be competitive. Sometimes we can just make things. Apparently I just love competition shows with fire involved. The Great British Bake off, forged in fire. That's a knife one? Yeah, blown away, the glass blowing one that I've watched two seasons. Oh, Netflix is always trying to push that on me, and I just feel like, is it because you know I like bongs?

Is it because they know I like bongs? Is it because they know I like bongs? I think it's because breaks all the time. Yeah, I can't deal with that. And then Great Pottery Throwdown. But there was a kid in the Great Pottery Throwdown, they were doing an Allison Wonderland thing. And he's like, yeah, I've seen all the movies. I've never read the book. I'm a millennial.

Ha today. And I was like, I like it when people make fun of the things, other people make the fun of them for not doing. Right, absolutely. Yeah, yeah. So speaking of making fun of things. Speaking of millennials. Oh, yeah. I don't know. They probably like this movie. Yeah.

Uh, Katie. Alan. Do you want to move me all your thoughts on Dundatath at the end. Well, I did tell you a lot of them, but I'll tell you some more. I, um, I know I enjoyed it. Okay. I loved the effects. I loved the meat monster and the lady who was made of snakes and the eyeballs blowing out of the head.

I like the time into it because I'm just really lazy. I'll probably watch it again someday. Maybe I'll put more of it together. But I have a hard time giving this a rating. Oh wow. Yeah. I'm going to give it a... One Brett Gilman. A little Giamon. A little Giamonie.

A little Giamon, yeah. You? I like this because I think it has all of those like fight club Charlie Kaufman set-ups of like, oh if you dig deeper into this, but I think it really is just visceral. Yeah, yeah, that's the feeling. It's like if you dug in, you're not going to get any else. Yeah, you're just going to get to the center of a Tutsi Pop, but that's going to be the end of it. And you're going to be disappointed because the Tutsi Roll part is so much worse than

the lollipop. Yeah, who likes tuttsy rolls? the bubble gum in the middle? Fuck that. I've just been working on this for this long and you want me to keep going? And it's the worst bubble. It's like worse than a baseball card bubble. Yeah, or double bubble. Oh man, or yip stripes, fruit strip gum? The yummy fruity one, lick a stripe of fun. That's stuff, somehow it never tasted, but all your poop would be like rainbow colored. Also I swallow gum, that's why I can't chew it anymore.

What were you saying? Come back. Come back. Come back. Put your glasses on. I love you too. So I appreciate the fact that it's like, just sort of like this face-value, pseudo-intellectual bullshit of a movie that's just dick jokes wrapped up in pseudo-intellectualism. I'm going to give it a seven, because I think it's not a great movie. Oh no. No. I feel like Don Coscarelli's heyday is sort of behind him. Yeah. But I really

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Oh good for him. I mean, I mean, the makeup is his bread and butter. Sure. You know, if you need a guy that's going to dress up like a fish and have sex with a woman, Doug Jones is your man. Get him on the horn. I didn't like that movie. Anyway, that's a real movie? Yeah, that a shape of water? Oh, God. He dresses up like a fish and fucks a woman? No, he's a fishman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I thought next week's movie was going to be about fishmen. Kind of was. Is it? I know. Oh, boy. Katie, speaking of radical people. Yeah.

Like, fucking a woman while being a fishman. I'm sorry, I am not over this. Have you not seen Guillomo Dottoros the shape of water? I have not. Yeah. I guess not. Yeah. Fishmen have dicks? I guess so. It's a man part I guess. Yeah. Yeah, it's a it's this beautiful love story, like love letter to creature from the Black Lagoon where they hook up rather than it being the creepy thing of creature

for the Black Lagoon. Is it loving? Oh yeah, first one. Oh, that's nice then. Fuck a fish if it's loving and consensual. Every tel you live about the shirt that I stole from my dad that said the happy fisherman across the top of it and it was a guy standing waist deep in water getting a blowjob from a fish. Oh my god! I can't believe your dad let that one go. That gem leave the wardrobe. Seriously, you know one day he's like, where is my fish blowjob shirt? Alan!

Why would you purchase that shirt? Why would you steal that shirt? Because I was like 19 and I thought it was funny. It is very funny. It's still very funny. I'm 37. Oh man, the guy's funny. It is very funny. It's still very funny. I'm 37. Oh man, the guy's getting his dick's up by fish. That's pretty cool. No, that's funny. I'm still on the side of that being funny. You just can't look down on something

you stole. That's what I'm saying. Oh, that's not true. I have shoplifted plenty of things that I regret later on. All right. moving not long before the police thumb. What's set your limitations on that? I'm stealing zero bars from 7-Eleven. What if your dad called the cops on you for stealing that shirt? What if you, they showed up here right now? He, my dad's listening to this right now. It would be the first time you ever listened to me. Live. Oh my God! Boom!

So, so fish can fuck... Seven. Give me some more radical people. This is from Marie. Hi Marie. Marie says to everybody listening right now, if no one has told you today, you are killing it and I'm proud of you for all of your hard work. Hell yes, Marie, that is awesome. And for Katie, to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tha' tha' tha'e thi, thi, thoome thoome thoome, the, th. th. the, thi, thi, thoes thoes thoes thoes. thoes. the. the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. hard work. Hell yes Marie that is awesome. And for Katie and Alan you all make me wish we were besties

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Somebody write this. Oh, what are we doing next week? Leviathan, I told them. It was Alan's pick. Holy shit, this movie. I saw some of those like, hey, this is a great movie from the 80s. I was like, I never seen that movie. A listener told you this? Oh, no, I just saw it's a word on the internet's. Um, if someone was like, this little known gem, it was probably like a buzzfeed article

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