Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 337- A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)

Episode Date: June 21, 2021

In this week's episode and in honor of Pride Month, we're discussing what the internet described as "the gayest horror movie of all time." It's the second entry into the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Freddy's Revenge." Special topics for your consideration include: wanting to be good allies but also being mad at corporations, the concept of subtext (say it with me now, SUB-TEXT), generalized confusion about Freddy (is he a demon? a ghost? just a pest? Was he ever a school janitor? Is he both in dreams and the real world? Is it okay to just call him Fred?) and the power of love. Are you a fan of this franchise? Episode 4 covers the original, but you may also like the 4th film, Episode 121- "Dream Child," and the 3rd film, Episode 242- "Dream Warriors." Why cover a franchise in chronological order when you can do it this way and feign outrage about not understanding anything?  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Happy Pride month, Alan. Happy Pride month, Katie. I love this congratulatory thing we can do where two straight people wish each other a happy pride month. Happy Pride month, listeners. Happy Pride month, Katie. I love this congratulatory thing we can do where two straight people wish each other a happy pride month. Happy Pride month listeners. Yes, to, to, yes. I was where two straight people wish each other a happy pride month. Happy Pride month listeners. Yes, to to yes. I was going to say to everyone who celebrates but you should all be celebrating.

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You don't have to advertise it, but I do think you should get patts on the back once in a while for it. I honestly do, because we got to keep it going, you know, for sure. Anyway, happy Pride Month. And to you. Before we get going on this, I want to bring up that we've received a correction from our Ruins episode. I love corrections.

I'm pretty sure that we got a message from Big Zipline. Remember I was talking about that woman getting necrotizing fatitis from a zipline? Yes. A comment on Podbean.com on that episode. Okay. Says, the woman did not get necrotizing bacteria from a zip line. She got it from my local hospital and they paid her an enormous amount of money out of court to sign an ANDA about View for More. I would have to get an account to see the rest of this comment. Wow. You're not going to get an account? I'm fucking hooked on this story. This is scandal and you're like no I

won't give you my fake email address? All right I'll look it up when I get home. I'm not giving big zip line the joy of knowing that I need to know. Okay all right I'm gonna look it up when I get home. Thank you comment. Wow. It's in our email if you if you want to follow the link. I will, thank you. Also, you see I never open our email and I'm sorry. We still get emails, huh? Oh yeah, all the time. Oh, that's wonderful. Oh, yeah, there's often Nigerian princes that want us to bring money in for them. Why are you not helping them? I usually want pads on the back for being a good person, helping a prince. Yeah, yeah. All right, I'll take a look.

There's a lot of emails that like, I see you are a successful podcast. Perhaps you would like to join my successful podcast in podcasting on successful podcast. Like, it's just words that you've plugged in from something else. Mad Libbs of successful podcasting. Are we a successful podcast? Apparently. Cool.

I'm glad we can be a successful podcast with never running ads. So what movie are we talking about today to celebrate pride? I don't know how far into this episode are we? We are talking about Nightmare on Elm Street to Freddie's Revenge. And holy shit is it gay? I was, when we were planning what movie we were going to do, we googled gay horror movies, probably, if I had to guess. And this came back as like the gayest horror movie of all time. Right. I thought, how did I never know that? Right. And then I thought how gay could it be? Wowie wow. And then I watched it. So I did a thing thi. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th. th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that th. I th. I was th th th th th th th th th th th th. When th. When th. When th. When th. When th. When th. When th. When the the th. When th. When th th. When th. When th. When th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe the toe toe toe to the toe toe toe the the the. I the. I was the. I the. I the. I thought, how did I never know that? Right. And then I thought, how gay could it be? Wowie, wow, wow.

And then I watched it. So I did a thing that we've promised never to do. Is it research? I did research. I watched a documentary about the main actor in this film. Well, I did a, I also did a teean sea of research. So this like th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, I, I, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I also, I also, I also, I tho, I thi, I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, I, I, I, I, I, I, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi., Mark Patton. What did the documentary teach you? About how his life was ruined by this movie and specifically by the writer of the film. And how, but they actually threw the documentary, get closure on this.

Oh good. It's a really great documentary. It's on Shutter. It's called Scream Queen. Okay. Oh God, that's a name for this movie, for a documentary about this guy. Yeah, but he has made it into a point of activism for him, and he is now within the horror community doing activism for LGBTQIA issues. That's awesome. And like, the documentary exposes how, or shows us how people, this might have been their first exposure to like a seemingly

queer character in a horror movie. So they loved horror movies and they were having whatever feelings they might have been having and this was like oh this might be an acceptable thing. Yeah, especially the height of the AIDS crisis. Sure, yeah. Oh man, and it goes into his personal life, his partner actually died of AIDS and he has HIV and AIDS. Oh, fuck sake. So it's like, it's a really intense documentary, but it's really well done. I'm sad already. You gotta stop doing this to me.

I'm so sorry. We're doing a comedy podcast. But I saw this movie around when it came out, but I didn't remember fucking anything except for the opening scene. The school bus. Yeah, it's weird. I mean, I guess, it, I, it, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's a th. It's for the opening scene. The school bus. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird. I mean I guess I think maybe a lot of people might watch this and just be like, huh, that's something.

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he fails at making out with his girlfriend and runs to the arms of a man. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he didn't the screenwriter like deny for many, many years that this has had him a-righted. Oh, that's not what I'm funny. And put the blame on Mark Patton for being too gay and gaying up his movie. Which sucks. That sucks so bad. This guy didn't really write any other movies, I don't think.

I don't think so. Yeah. Well, fuck them. Just kidding, it's fine. I'm sure you was having a hard time to. But it's not funny. Yeah. It's not a funny thing to do. Yeah. It's not. It's shitty. But like seeing, and again in the documentary, like, seeing like Robert Englin talk about this and like, be seemingly so supportive of like, queerness and horror films, and he's like, I wanted to push it further. Oh, really? Like, and there's the one scene where Freddie and Jesse are like come, have that first confrontation in the stairwell. Yeah. And he rubs his claw down his face.. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like's the one scene where Freddy and Jesse are like come have that first confrontation in the stairwell. Yeah, and he rubs his claw down his face. Robert England wanted to put the claw on his mouth. Robert England that's text text. Yeah, for sure he wanted to let go full bore. Yeah. And then apparently a the makeup person ran over and was like I need to do makeup a mark and pulled him away. And pulled him away and was like do not do th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th th th th th th the th th the th th th th th th the th th the th th th the th th th th th the th the clawed the clawed th the clawed the clawed th the clawed the clawed the clawed the clawed the clawed the clawed the clawed the clawed the clawed the clawed the claw the claw the claw the claw the claw the claw the claw the claw the claw th the claw th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thaw thu thu thu thaw thu thu thu thu thu thu their th over and was like, I need to do makeup of Mark and pulled him away and was like, do not do that. Do not let him do that.

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Yeah. But let's have Freddie not, do you have anything cool to do? Yeah. He got a dance fights at that one party. That was like the slowest climax of a movie ever. That was some sting-level tantric shit. I know. So this movie opens on a school bus. Yeah.

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and then there's the model of the bus just like balancing on a pinnacle. That's what I was just about to say is, I love that model the school bus. Yeah. It's so cute. It is super cute and also Freddie is a shitty driver. I do like that it's Robert England when you first see him driving the school bus. And I was like, whoa, in this dream, Freddie had a costume change. And I also, throughout this movie, thrown, and I'm like, so are these girls having this dream at the same time or are they fictitious girls or... this movie loses all the logic of the first movie. Yeah, for sure. For anyone who has seen this movie and not the first one, I don't know. Can you quickly explain the logic of the first movie? Uh, let's explain it together because I'm not good at explaining things.

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but didn't have anything to really go with you. He actually has very few lines lines I don't think. He didn't welcome anyone to prime time, bitch, or... Oh my god. I did love that for no fucking reason the school bus had a body glove sticker right by the stick shift and I was like is this just to seal this in time? I think so. Maybe the school bus goes surfing I don't know. In Indiana. Famous for its gnarly waves, dude. The Desert of Indiana famous for its narly waves. So he wakes up from his dream of being killed by Freddie on the precipice pinnacle desert stick. This does not kill him.

No, of course not. By the logic of the first movie, it should, right? For sure. Okay. And his parents and sister are just like, well, this fucking guy. Yeah, I'd maybe go check on him. He's howling. Like, screaming, like no, like a banshee. Yeah.

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Jesse awakes in a sweat. Very sweaty. My note app put, I don't know if you can see the three drip marks after the word sweat. No, it was like, hmm, that's nasty. That is nasty. Your tablet's like, I know what you like, nasty boy. You like it when husbands call their wives mom. Mom? I hate that. I hate it so much. I love that Jesse gets out of bed in his tidy white. He's an ass to adjust his dick as he's walking towards camera. Yeah, it just does it. Yeah, I mean, come on, those things. Well, what are you going to do with it, right?

I don't know. I can't tell you. Do you like the actor that plays the dad? Clue Gouliger? Clue. I assumed you liked him. I assumedthat's a hell of a name. He's in one of your all-time favorite movies. Return of Living Dead. Yes. He's also a shit dad. A terrible dad. He reminded me of like he would play a dad in a twisted sister video around the same time. Totally. a real square and also just like you need to shape up instead of like you need help with your mental health. This boy needs a good ass kicking. Does he? No, he needs to see a psychiatrist. His mother is so kind and wants so badly for him to be well and we'll do whatever it take, you know it seemingly is just like so concerned. She just wants him to be happy. Yeah and the dad's like, I thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's just. He's. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's just. He's. He's. He to be happy. Yeah and the dad's like I think everyone should fuck themselves. When the mom's like can you please have someone look at the AC and he's like all it needs is a good shot of Freon. It's

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She does. But do you like when people in movies ring a door and then immediately turn their back to the door? Why does anybody do that? You gotta do a good reveal, you don't do that when you knock on a door? Just spin around and be like, Katie! I do it slowly to terrify people. Oh I like that. You move in slow motion? Yeah. For juvenilia? Yeah. I like it when off-air jokes come on air. Yeah, like while everyone else is like we're not actually there with their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho thi thi to tho tho tho th. You th. You th. Just th. Just to to to to to just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You thi. to be to be thi. You're to be to be thin, thin, thin, thi. We're thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to to th. Just. Just. air. Yeah, like while everyone else is like, we're not actually there with you. One of my favorite things from 80s movies is briefly in this film, which is when they show up at the parking lot at school and there's just two dudes huffing a bone smoking a joint out in the parking lot.

I was like, oh man, that's so cool. That's where we meet Carrie. And I was I was like, I was like, I was like, oh, I'm going to be so sad when she dies because she's like the funny, colorful character. No, she's not in this movie at all. She exists only to ask after the main characters. And to take her top off in the pool. Right, she does take her top off in the pool. Well, you don't say any boobs, no, no boobs, no, no boobs, thops, no boobs, thops, no boobs, thops, thops, thoops, no, thi, no, thi, no, thi, no, no, thi, no, thi, thi, no, thi, thi, thi, no, th, th, th, thi, no, no boobs, no, thi, tho, tho, tho, no, no, no, no, no, no, no tho, no tho, no tho, no, no, no, no th th th th th th th th th th th, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no boobs, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tongue thing happens. Oh, okay.

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Yeah, me too. Well, I wasn't a good kid. I was a great kid, but I've had a mouth on me. like that Grady runs the bases past Jesse's prone body after he gets hit in the head with the fly ball. That really made me laugh. I was also like really you put on a jock strap for class? That's wild. That was wild but that's also very like homoerotic as a man pulling off another man's pants to reveal nothing but a jock strap underneath and his cheeks are in the wind. But Carrie does have the killer line. Oh, I like that. Yeah, Carrie's cool. I wish we had gotten much, much more of Carrie. I was gonna say, why is that person never the main character?

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in this movie are like yo go fuck yes she's like I'll leave you two alone why why I'm never gonna let a boy alone in Lucy's room with her until she's married and then maybe they can sleep on the couch. My offer still stands married. And then maybe not. And then maybe they can sleep on the couch. My offer still stands to be the intimidating guy that is there when a boy or lady friends can come over. Anybody. I just want you to come over and kick everyone's ass. I just want to, I'll be the guy sitting in the corner cleaning a gun.

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That's true. Yeah, that's true. They find Nancy's diary. It's covered in dust and they're like, wow, this is five years old. How had Lisa not heard of Nancy? Before her time. Before her time, I was like, what does that mean? She would have been at least 12, which correct me if I'm wrong, you were sentient of the world around you. If you were in the middle school and a bunch of high schoolers got murdered, you'd fucking know. Sorry, they were above me in school. I'm not

sure what happened to any of them. Before my time. She's there reading the diary and she's describing Johnny Depp as having a smooth and slim body. It's true. Into it. It's true. Yeah. How she doesn't describe that crop top football jersey? I will never know.

How does, how do they not know that Tina's dead? How does Lisa not know the Tina's dead? Why I'm before her time? How did the people who cleaned that house up after a woman died in the living room not find that fucking diary? I don't know. It wasn't hidden. It was on a shelf. Yeah. That a small woman was able to retrieve. Also the revelation of her mentioning Fred Kruger, which I love. I wish this movie was called Fred's Revenge. Every time they call him Fred, it's just like... Listen. I'm not...I don't know him well enough to be that familiar.

I guess. But he... they read a passage for the diary and it's like, Fred has been haunting me with his glove with knives on his hands. And Jesse's reaction is, gulp? He does a cartoon gulp. It's not. Oh my god, I've been dreaming about that guy. I need to go see a psychiatrist now.

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Right. He's like the coach likes to go, he likes pretty boys like you and goes to S&M bars. The like Fred Kruger stuff from the diary. It's all sort of like laid out for him to have these dreams. It's like planted there. Right, right, right. So is this whole thing just his dream? I mean, is it? Was it all a dream? Huh. Used to read Word up? magazine. Um, ha- So Grady and Jesse have become... I'm still going.

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Sir, that's your other son. You named this one Grady. So Grady and Jesse become friends through punishment. They keep getting in trouble with the coach of the gym class and having to do push-him-ups. I guess. It's to the point the point the point the point where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where where the point, the point, the point, the gym class and having to do push-ups. I guess. It's to the point where at one point they showed Jesse and his face is covered in dirt and grass. Like he just keeps face planning on every push-up. And I was like, make-up department? What are we doing here?

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Yes. Oh, okay. Because Jesse didn't consent to this. No, no, no, it is not. And if he can do this, why did he not do it before? We're again, but we're back to the subtext of the, like, Jesse is having a quandary by feelings that he's having that he doesn't want to be having and he's trying to suppress them and like you get into all of that as

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Because if you remember, when the strings on the tennis rackets are breaking? Yeah. They're heating up before they explode and as we know in this movie, Freddie is associated with hot. Freddy's like a little easy bake oven. You turn them on and the light bulb's gonna warm it all up. Easy burger oven. Got it. Yeah. And I was like, wait, why is he just breaking strings on a couple strings on a tennis? What's going on right now? Freddie's not into sports, I don't think. Or he's just like, you fucking jock, she never even play tennis with this one again. That's what I'm saying. I think he's just like sort of antagonistic towards jocks.

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Do you feel anything yet? How about now? Dude, maybe not. Maybe just no. Maybe back off, Lisa. She also gets so scared by that rat. Who's just living its life? He looked healthy.

It just had a nest. Leave it alone. It's where it's going to have its babies. Fuck you. Home wrecker? But then we get a very upsetting scene, which is Angela, Poor Sweet Baby Angela. Yeah. And something is like talking to her in the Freddy voice and you spin around and it's her brother. Yeah.

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because his tongue gets real long. What's that a reference to? Hmm? What could it be? Now? What could it be? be now? Subtext of gayness? Or penis? That would have accepted that as well. Cut to him waking his friend up while being on top of him. His friend Grady, I mean like you gotta help me. I'm in a lot of trouble. And Grady's like, what, you want to sleep with me? She's back, yeah. There's someone trying to get inside of me. Yeah, and she's back at the pool house. And I was like, okay, that's pretty progressive, all right, I take, I take. Yeah, yeah. Several questions. Uh-huh.

Why are these guys friends? Yep. Is Grady under a trash bag? The plether blanket that he had on him? Other than that, this is, this is a veryto notice, but I googled it and it's true. His bed set up is exactly DJ Tanner's bed from early seasons of Foolhouse. Okay. And the same bedding and like shapes on the wall, it is like almost a match. Oh wow. Yeah.

I wonder if it's just the same set? I don't know if it's the same set. Set designer who just had that from their the their their their their their their that from their kids room or what but it's definitely the same. I love the bat shit randomness of the band posters that are on his wall. I couldn't make out most of them. It's Power Station, okay, which is like the supergroup that had a member of Duran Duran and some I can't remember who the singer was and then King Cobra which was Ozzy Osbourne's drummer's band like a metal glam metal band and then I

can't remember who the like there's like a new wave dude like just sing hanging like what is your musical tasks Grady you're too all over the place he is all over the place and you like to say, well, it's just they were making a movie about the 80s, but it's literally contemporary. I don't know. So, Grady of course falls asleep. He's supposed to stay up, but he can't find anything on TV to watch, so he just goes to sleep. Good friend. You know Gradyde, from the first movie, right? Don't fall asleep, Johnny Depp. Yeah. Don't fall asleep. Other tanned, fit, dark-haired man.

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No. Uh, Grady gets killed. And then Jesse just sobs. So sad. Very poignant for the film of this caliber. Yeah. the film of this caliber. Cut to him going back to Lisa's.

What does he say? A bunch of shit about how he's a murderer and he killed Grady. And he's inside me and he wants to take me again. Yeah. Subtext. Subtext. And then Freddy isn't inside of him anymore. He's dance fighting at a party. Does Freddie make it hot because of the boiler or because of hell?

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Yeah. I have the note, this whole pool party seat is kind of whack. It is very whack. And like, Freddie has a line where he's like, he can't fight me, I'm him. And you're like, but why? No one knows. And then he bites Lisa's leg, which I liked a lot. I just noticed that we're 53 minutes into this. Yeah.

And there's still so much of this fucking movie left to go. All right, let's wrap it up. Freddie breaks your mom's good china. He says, I'm Jesse now. He's just randomly smacking shit off the tables, which I fucking adore. Freddy's just a pest. Just a dick. He bites Lisa when they tussle. He does. It's a very slow-paced showdown.

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But Jesse isn't inside of him. Jesse should not be on the inside. Yes. Okay. Like, why, where is Jesse's corporeal form? I don't know. It's inside of him, because later when he gets burnt up, Jesse is inside like a fucking egg roll of a human being. So when Freddy bursts out of Jesse, does Jesse

then get absorbed into Freddie? Okay let's go with that. I like it. I like it. Write it down, put in the script. So Lisa's, there's been many a murder at Lisa's house. Yeah. Her parents are like shocked and horrified. And she just gets in Jesse's car and drives away. Who lets her do that? She runs away like an upset nerd, gets the car drives away and then goes to Trippy Town Factory. What's the power plant buddy? She's very resourceful and plucky for a teenage girl. I'm sorry. I love you. If there's two human-faced dogs outside of a building, I'm like, I gotta find another way in. People baby-face dogs.

They had baby, people baby-face dogs. Did not like. And then the Freddy cat. And the Freddy rat that gets, and the wolf eats the dog. And then a blue whale jumps up. And it's pretty! So she's 100% convinced that the power of love will stop this. Which is an insane thing to think, and an even more insane thing to have to be true.

Or do you think she's just like, who else is going to drive me to school? I'm sure Carrie would. Yeah, probably. She seems cool. She kisses Freddy to get Jesse out of him out of Jesse, Jesse out of him, them out of each other. That's an insane choice to kiss Freddy. Like, that's just not, you lost me. And there was no, like, hesitation. I was like, oh, fuck, I got, I got, you lost me. And there was no like hesitation, I was like, oh fuck, I gotta kiss this tear. But she's making the same faces as she was when she kissed him. Sure. Which is

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Yeah. And he also had made a room goopy earlier, which I think is just part of his thing. I like. I like the record melting in that scene, except that you can see just a hint of the blowtorch that's melting in. Uh, bummer. Yeah, so Freddy turns into a husk. Uh, Jesse liberates himself from the, uh, the husk of Freddy. This is where I have a note that says, she's been badly sobbing for some time now, because she's real bad at sobbing. I love you, I love you, I love you. Why? Seriously, what has he given you to love? What if she loves him for his giant tongue, and he's like, actually?

Bad news about that. Cut to one of the worst endings of a movie I've ever seen. Throwback school bus. Where's his school car? Why are they riding the bus? Why are, is this a dream? Yeah. Okay. Is that why there's a man in scrubs riding the school bus? Okay. They're making a lot of jokes about the party or Carrie, but it's like people, a lot of people died, your classmates died. It's like not joking, material. Uh, and then they go off into the desert and Freddy's laughing. Well there's a hand through Carrie's chest.

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I highly recommend fans of the podcast, check it out. Katie. Can I read you a review that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, th. I'll, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. ty. te. ty. to. the. the. I'll. I'll.. Alan. Can I read you a review that we've gotten recently by these nice people that have been giving us nice reviews after I complained about being insulted by a bad review? I mean they called you horrible. Yeah. Can't do that. Yeah that's just the that's just rude. Yeah. Best horror movie podcast ever? Ever? Is it a question mark? It is just is not. It is just an all-calfes. You have to make me feel insecure. Thanks, Alan, spelled correctly, and Katie, also spelled correctly. Yes!

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now and be like, oh this one from 2017 says we're really funny. Actually next week's episode is just Katie and I reading every review we've ever come. That could actually be thirty-a. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the whole the their their their their their their their their their their their their their the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole the whole their their their their their th. In th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoooooo. thooooo. thooo. thooo. thooo. thoo. thoo. th. th. their their th. 350th, which isn't too far away at this point. Oh my god. Are we not over 350? Maybe total but in numbered episodes where like three, this will be 336 I believe. Oh wow. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Speaking of movies that we're doing next week. What are we doing next week? Beautiful segue. We're going to do a Netflix horror movies that we're doing next week, what are we doing next week? Beautiful segue. We're going to do a Netflix horror movie that allegedly people have been talking about. I don't know. I googled what movies on Netflix are people talking about and this came up. Apostle. Apostle.

From 2018. Starring Dan Stevens, whom we love. We do. Michael Sheen, whom I like him quite a bit. Uh, Lucy Boynton, who I know I've seen in things that just cannot place. England? England? England?

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