Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 345- Fright Night (2011)

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

In this week's episode, we're covering the remake of the film we both loved-- the 2011 version of "Fright Night." Special topics for your consideration include: objectification sweatpants, an amazing cast of people that we are basically obsessed with (besides Colin Farrell, sorry I guess), more questions about vampires, a criminal underutilization of Chris Sarandon, and a new Wario revealed. Did you miss us talking about the original film? It's Episode 22. Do you love Chris Sarandon, who is barely in this film? Of course you do. Check him out in Episode 146- "The Sentinel" and Episode 231- "Child's Play." Do you love Toni Collette? OF COURSE YOU DO! Check her out in Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 157- "The Sixth Sense," Episode 220- "Velvet Buzzsaw," Episode 224- "Hereditary" and Episode 299- "I'm  Thinking of Ending Things." Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Yeah. I'm feeling a little jazzy tonight. It feels very wake up San Francisco from Full Hells. Hey, we're gonna talk about a movie this week. What movie are we talking about? Fride night, 2011. The remake. Everyone has to hate it because it's a the tha tha tha tha tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, to, tho, the remake. Everyone has to hate it because it's a remake. Hey, can I give you a spoiler for this? Yeah. I loved it. Oh, nice. Yeah. I have a, I have a reveal about this film. What's

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Yes, as is Chris Randing. I, when he, I was like, is that it? That's it? Yeah, it's a little, as is Lisa Loeb. Why was Lisa Loeb in this movie? How did she end up in this movie? How? She was going to go with the a the a a ato a... The Astor to what?

The Astor to Stay? The Astor to Stay. I feel like that video was just like for people of my generation was like, yes, cat-eye glasses, I am fucking on board. Let's do this. The Lisa Lobe Effect has lingered. Oh, for sure, for sure. She created a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I feel like the Lisa Lobe effect brought Kennedy into our lives on MTV. Which, no, I could do without. Exactly. Yeah. Lisa Loeb's probably cool, though. I wonder if she's Lisa Lobe's Wario, isn't she? Yes, Kennedy is Lisa Lobes Wario. Holy shit. I feel like something just clicked in my brain that's been missing for a long time. Bonap bina.

So yeah, we're talking about Fright Night 2011. One of the, or the writer of this was a big writer on Buffy. Okay. And I feel like that shows, there's a lot of, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a the, it's a the, it's a the, it's a lot, it's a lot, it's a lot, it's the, it's, it's, it's the, it's, it's the, it's the, is is the, is is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is the, is is. the, is. It is. It is, is. It is. It is, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's is. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the or the writer of this was a big writer on Buffy. Okay. And I feel like that shows there's a lot of their, it's witty. It's a witty movie. It's certainly is. So yeah. Oh and Christopher Mintz Plac is in this. I know him from like a lot of things I think but I don't know what any of them are. Super bad would be the thing that he's most known for as McLovin. Okay. He was in that movie Kickass, which I'm 100% sure you did not see. And he's in a ton of other stuff, but I feel like there was a Christopher Mince Plas window of time. Yeah, he was around Michael Sarah, huh? Yes, for sure. And yeah, and I feel like he's the yin to Michael Saras Yang on some point. Which one of them is Wario?

I think they just, they complete each other. Yeah, they sure do. Yeah, that's right. Although I think I was reading that he's in, oh fuck, what is that movie called that came out last year? Describe it to me. It's about the woman who goes around murdering men who are sexual assaulters. And I, uh, uh, Eileen Warnos? What is it?

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Anyway, Fright Night. Great cast as, oh, and fucking Dr. Who. David Tenet. Oh, David Tenet is a goddamn delight in this movie. I like, I don't know him from Doctor Who, but I really like him for this. I feel like they were just like, so can you just take the governor off and go? He's like, yes, yes I can. Thank you very much. And I have done it. Also, his partner, Ginger, Sandra Vargara, is a fucking delight in this movie as well. Sister slash cousin of Sophia Vergara. Really, sister slash cousin?

She's her biological cousin, but she adopted by Sophia Vargara's mother. So they grew up, like when she was a little baby, so she grew up as sisters. Delightful. Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. At Pittsburgh Connection, Margotta, married to our very own Joe Mangonella. Of the Magic Mike Mike franchise.

Which someday we are gonna get drunk and do. I'm very much looking for it. We should just do our riff tracks for it frankly. We just can't involve the plum cordial because in the end of the rifftracks will just be, this is somebish. Yeah, and then I'm gonna wake up the next day thinking I'm dead. I was I was embalmed. Who did this to me? So on the my my first note is comedy horror because on Amazon it says comedy are when you write this movie. Did you think it would not be a comedy or did you think it should be a horror comedy? I just thought it should be straight horror. Comedy is just a nice little

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to a Vegas magician dickhead. Yeah, I think this movie incorporates the setting of Vegas very nicely, in that it has to be hell. Like, why anyone lives in the desert? Listen, if you're in the desert, you weren't meant to be there. The amount of work that has had to go into it making it habitable for you. Yes, especially for that lifestyle. Like if you're a Bedouin who's just like living this desert lifestyle that is... What if you're some dude who has dragged English lawn care into the desert against the will of God.

And you know that we found down to the will of God. It's what we do. It's the main driver. It's how I live my life. I didn't know they made gun locks like that. Oh yeah. I've never seen that before. Yeah. Those should be mandatory. They also make ones that are fingerprinted, I believe. So they're like... Why is that not on every fucking the the the the the the the the the the the the the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will will the will will the will will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will the will will will. the will will. the will. the before. Those should be mandatory. They also make ones that are fingerprinted, I believe, so that like... Why is that not on every fucking gun? So that anyone can use them? Oh boy. What? Are you going to...

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So we start off with a vampire attacking a family, or a monster of indeterminate derivation attacking a family, or a monster of indeterminate derivation attacking a family. Sure. Because it kind of looks like a werewolf when you first see it. It's all claws and tall. I love those claws. I love all the finger claws. Do you like that he just has those nails? Did he? Yeah? I did not notice. When he came over for a beer, like yicky nails. Didn't we just talk about this and was it a near dark? I think so yeah. Vampires cut your fucking nails! Colin Farrell cut your fucking nails! Here's a thing about Colin Farrell. Yeah. I don't like to look at him. Yeah. I don't like to look at him. Yeah. I don't like to look at him. I don't like to hear him. Yeah. I just don't like like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. their. their. their. was looking at him going, I think you're a rich man

CM punk. Oh my god. I think you're right about that. You are really nailing people together today. I'm very happy about it. I'm very revelatory. You really are. But yeah, so we see this family legit being slaughtered. Yeah, it's brutal. Yeah, and really gory and it's just like, like, like, they're just like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, I, I, like, like, I their, I their, I their, I they. I they. I they. I their. I their. I their, I their, I, I, I, I I, I, I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th, thi, th, this family legit being slaughtered. Yeah, it's brutal. Yeah, and really gory and it's just like, they're just like coming out of the gates like, fuck it, let's just go. Yeah. It is already a hundred percent bloodier than the original film. Yeah.

Which is pretty bloodless, like. The only thing I remember that is thethe kid having a cross burned into his forehead or something. That's literally the only gore I remember. The O.G. Evil Ed, yeah. Yeah. And I like that they like flipped the script on, in the original, Ed has all the vampire knowledge, but Charlie is the one who's like, there's a vampire next door. Right, that's right. And is also dating Marcy Darcy, now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now thcy, thcy, thzy, thzy, thzy, thzy, thzy, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th and, th, the the the thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi-augh, thi, thi-a. thi-a. thoooooo-s-s-s. thoo-a. thoo-a, thi a vampire next door. Right, that's right, that's right. Yeah. And is also dating Marcy Darcy, now replaced by Imogen Poots.

Yeah. It's an upgrade for Charlie. No offense to Amanda Beers. She is so beautiful. She's so beautiful. God, he's so good looking. Oh yeah. Anton Ylchen, for sure. the day that man was taken away. So sad. I was not even aware of him before Green Room. Yeah, yeah. Now I just want to see everything he's in because he's just

my God's things. Oh that's right because I remember telling you that he had passed when we did the Green Room episode. And he also apparently had cystic fibrosis because there's now like a foundation in his name. Wow. That's thrown. Yeah. That's a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. yeah, to die going out to get your mail. I remember, yeah. It's really brutal. I can't even. It's just one of those things that you're like, well, you know, you worry about all of these things late at night and then it's like just your car backs over you. Oh no!

I didn't even get a chance to the litany. Right, so it's one more thing you have to do before you go to sleep tonight. But in this movie, I think we're supposed to believe he's not incredibly gorgeous because like his... Anton Yelchen? Yeah, the dudes are like, how did he catch that? And it's like, because by being incredibly hunky, that's how he got it. I'm sorry, Dave, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. thue thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thin thin th. th. thin, thin' thi thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. theee. tha. tha. tha. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th sorry that this man is gorgeous. Yeah. Cheekbones for months. So they live in this suburb that's like in the middle of fuck all nowhere. Right.

It's just a suburb plopped down in the middle of the goddamn desert. With just like houses 10 feet apart, all looking basically the same. Yeah. Like, it looks like the town that they built in Beetlejuice or something. Oh for sure, yeah. Did you like that Tony Colette is a realtor? I do. And her job is basically a steak factory. Yes. I do love when she stabs him with a sold sign later. I really liked that. So we meet Ed. Yes. I feel like Ed was a less sympathetic character in the original movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was no tension between them, right? They were just friends. He's constantly taunting Brewster.

Okay. You're the whole, you're so cool, Brewster. That's right. Which actually comes back in this movie. Oh, he says you're so cool, Brewster, in like a much less like ridiculous way. I remember that spiky-haired child actor being wild. Yeah. But it does tell us about tying a stretch armstrong around your balls so you can jerk off. Is that a thing? Listen, that would rip your goddamn dick off. I mean, those things are really like

It's it's fucking dangerous. Yes. Yeah, as it's pulling itself apart It's gonna rip your goddamn dick off. It's gonna rip your goddamn dick off as somebody who found out that if you froze them and hit it with a hammer they shatter. Wow. God, you were destructive. Well, they're just corn syrup on the inside. Wow. Yeah. God, putting that around your balls. Yeah. But like the outside coating is sticky. Yeah. It has a, uh, I kidding me, like. A tackiness. Yeah. It's gonna grab your wiener and rip it right off. Right the fuck off. So we meet Colin Farrell, who's Jerry. Yeah. Phrr. Ew. I find him very hunky. Do you? Oh yeah. There's something unsettling to me about Colin Farrell. No. I like a bad boy. No.

Oh God. But I also like that Tony Kolesce just like, oh yeah, I would. Yeah, she's putting it on as someone later in the movie says. Also, Amy is kind of flirting with him boots. For sure. Yeah. Well, he's got that, uh, the Dracula magnetism. I don't, I just find him so yucky. So you're gonna say Chris Surranded all day. All fucking day. Even like 80-year-old Chris Surraned,

I was like, oh, you're still so cute. Even weird, Sentinel mustache Chris Surranted. I frankly liked that a lot. Did he or did he not also have a mustache in Child's Play? Or do I just think he did because he was a cop? I think he might have still had that little John Waters mustache thing going on. That should not do it for me. Do people really have dog doors in their houses like they have in movies?

For sure. I would never fucking sleep. I mean like a teenage boy fit right the fuck through it. Yeah, yeah, that's horrifying. Yeah. What? Yeah. We have one in our basement door. Really? But just going from the basement into the kitchen. It's on outside. Sure, sure. I can see how it makes sense in rooms in your home. Yeah, so the cats can get down and use the litter box.

But not so your neighbors can come into your kitchen. For sure. Yeah. Oh, God. They make ones now that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that are activated by a chip in a dog's collar. So that only the fingerprint gun of dogs. Yes exactly. So you can fire your dog out the back door. You fire your dog out the back door or someone shoots your dog takes their collar and then scans themselves in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hallelujah. I'm in a mood to night. I'm in the mood to worry. Let's go. So yeah, so they go to investigate because Adam has been missing. All these kids are going missing from school.

And Charlie is like, yeah, they're kids. Doy. I do like the roll call scene where like every fourth person isn't there. Yeah. Yeah. And then we get the next roll call scene and even more people are missing. And also somehow he didn't notice that Ed wasn't there until she said his name with me. That was very weird. But this is when Ed reveals that he and Adam have been doing research and that Jerry is a vampire. So he's telling Charlie this and Charlie's not buying it. No. If he had just shown him that video where he gets out of the truck and there's no one there, I would believe that.

You know what I mean? You have hard evidence. That was great. It was like a tiny paranormal activity movie. I loved it. I really did. I love the scene when they get into the house after Ed crawls through the door and Charlie's standing in front of the door and like, Ed, you're such a duchnozzle or whatever he says to him.

And then he steps away from the door and someone is standing on the other side of the door. It's like that is good spookery. I don't know. I don't know why I th th th th th you got very aggressive with me. Katie? Fine, Colin Farrell did something good. I don't know. So, I don't remember how they get to the abandoned house. Or is it the same house where he says you don't need an invitation when it's abandoned, I thought you did your homework.

Well that's when, uh, so Charlie and Ed split up. Yeah. And then Ed gets chased by Jerry. Into an abandoned house. Yes. Yes. Which gives us the subtitle, Whistling Omenously, which I really like. And then he ominously walks into a pool, which I also really like. And then you get this, uh, I do like that they kept that sort of pathos for Ed that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th in in in in in in th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi thi thi to to to to to to toe and toe and toe and toe and to get to get the invitation, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. So. So. the. So, the. So, the. So, th. So, th. So, I also really like. And then you get this, I do like that they kept that sort of pathos for Ed that you had in the first movie where he's just like, this life will be perfect for you. You won't have to worry about not fitting in anymore. Yeah. And she's like, oh man, what teenager doesn't feel like they don't fit in? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And there's a nice little shot of a cross falling that that that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that that you that that that that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you have that you that you that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you have that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that you that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th. th. Oh th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, that's like, sorry Ed. Yeah, yeah. And there's a nice

little shot of a cross falling to the bottom of the pool. Sure. Yeah. It was very music video. I enjoyed that. And the music was very brahstokers Dracula at this point. I felt. I don't remember what the score was like... when we do the revisiting episode. It's just also very, very long. We could do a three for, we can have John and Allison and their new baby on the episode. Here's what we'll do. I'll also show that movie to Lucy and then we'll just let the children talk about it. Someone on Twitter has really been pushing for Fear Street 1666 to be the episode where Rob and Missy do the episode. Oh, geez.

And I just really, yeah, Missy really doesn't want to do that. Yeah, it's never gonna happen. It seems like every time it comes up, Rob's like, what? He's never heard of it before? So, you know. Do you love your impression of your husband? He doesn't. When everthat. He doesn't. Whenever I've noticed that whenever, this is like my Jerry sign fell a bit,

but like whenever my girlfriends talk about their partners, they're always like, but whenever my male friends talk about their partners, they're always like, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, they. Women be shopping. Yeah. Women be shopping. And then be a little of them. And none of them sound that way. No.

Oh man. So Charlie is now suspicious. So he goes to Ed's home to check up on him. With his mom. Lisa Loeb! She has like two lines and she's out. Yeah. She must have been somebody's friend. She must have been. And it's a delight. Like it's just so exciting to see Lisa Loeb in something. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs, like you just super weren't expecting it. You know, it's as a light. And you love it. And you love it. And you love it is not hiding any of his vampire research.

It is just all over his room. How does Lisa and Loeb not know what this is going on? She's just so in her own little world. Yeah. I do like the whole thing of them being really happy to see Charlie again, because he and Ed used to be best buds. And now they've grown apart. Especially because you know what happened to their son. Yeah, yeah. That's not great.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so Charlie opens his computer and finds the video of the, uh, I just feel like that's very compelling. I feel like that would sell me, you know. The fridge door opening on its own and closing on its own, the truck. That would sell me. So Charlie goes over to Jerry's house, which I feel would be the last thing you would do. No, Jerry comes to Charlie, that's right.

And he's like, hey, I've got a woman coming over and I don't have any beers. Can you hook me up? He's saying, hey guy. Hey guy. Which is such a creepy thing to say, and I don't know why. I feel like they're, uh, his motivation is, their, that guy who negs women. He's got that vibe to it. He really does, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, but you'll be back from vacation by the time this episode drops. Ew, my vacation's over already? Oh man, that's so sad. The future sucks! Oh, but think about all the memories that you made while you're on vacation that hasn't happened yet. Oh, I hope so. I feel like we just wrote a Christopher Nolan movie.

Yeah, and I feel very morose now. Oh, it's like you watched a Christopher Nolan movie. Why does Charlie have a lock-picking set? He doesn't. He just has a screwdriver and like a little piece of wire. It looks like a lock picking. Yeah, yeah, but it's like thieves tools. I have a friend you ordered a lock picking set and like to learn how to pick locks that he did it on the front door of his house. It was like, oh this is a bummer. Yeah, sure it. Because it was super easy to do. Yeah. Did you like that Poots was like, hey, do you want to get under the covers? And Charlie was like, actually I just want to stare at my neighbor.

I did. I like that scene. I thought it was funny. Oh man, Poots, you're the best. This movie also brought up for me a lot of what do vampires and how do vampires? that I was talking a lot about in near dark but like what do vampires like to watch on TV? Well the real housewives of somewhere. That was very strange to me. I did not see that coming.

And the fact that he was just like, huh? Yeah, he selected it. He's also drinking a beer, yes. And he eats apples over and over again. Yes, he does. How? Why? Well Jerry Dandridge also had like a butler? Yes. It was his roommate kind of, which is missing from this film. I wonder why they they cut that. I don't know. they were like this like, like gay subtext to that that was really an interesting like little fold in that last movie that I felt like this kind of lacked for not having that like, but like, you know, that whole master servant like thing that was going on as well and yeah. Because at some point he does bring Ed back and Ed is his servant. We don't really see any of that interaction.

It's not like a servant he's had for years and years and years and years. Right, right, right. And there's also no scene with a hilarious cop as there is in the first one. Yeah, this movie is shy on funny cops. But Jerry, Charlie is awoken by by a scream and calls the cops. And the cops come and of course Jerry talks his way out of it. Practically going to a Chili's together, which I thought was very funny. And he, from what, like the dialogue just sort of picks up with Jerry going, yeah, and then she was screaming. And the cops were like, oh hell yeah.

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And wolves, yeah. Don't you remember in Bram Circus Dracula where you turn into that were that werewolf thing was humping that lady in the garden? Like vaguely. Yeah, it's pretty sexy. Yeah. Just say it's all. I don't know what you're talking about actually. I like how much of a blind spot that whole film is for you. It really is. You're like up that made me vomit, it's gone. I've erased it. It's like a dry erase board and I just went right across it. So Charlie goes to see Peter Vincent. I love that you, I agree with you that him having a Vegas show is like very funny and yeah. Yeah, for sure. Because horror hosts, especially at that time weren't really that much, they weren't in the zeitgeist anymore, like... They had not come back around. Right, right, right. So yeah, he goes and he's a fucking dickhead, and it's great.

He's very Chris Angel mind freak. Yeah, for sure, and those low slung leather pants are very upsetting. Very funny. Not as funny as his eyebrow ring, which is also very funny. The one that he pulls off and hits Charlie with? It's gross. And when he's wiping his tattoos off his neck? Yeah. And he's like goth better homes and gardens apartment of the month, you know? This will mean nothing to you but it looks like he lives in the Bureau of Paranormal Research Defense from Hellboy. Like it's just, you're just walking down this hallway that's filled with like, oh, that's the spear of Longinus and this is the nails from Christ and blowbity blur. And all of the wall, it's all wallpaper with like black velvet floor de

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playing on Amy and she's like, yeah, all right. That's fine.rying to get Amy to stay, and she's like giving him the business. And Tony Gleutz is the top of the steps, like, you go, girl. Yeah, she says something like, whatever is going on, you don't get to blow me off. And Tony, yeah, yeah, you don't. She's a cool mom. Yeah, for sure.

Amy's a cool lady. Yeah. So they're all hanging out in the house. It's been vampire-proof so Jerry comes over and he's like hey your kids been bothering me I'm gonna call the cops. Charlie convinces Tony Colette not to let him in. That's why she's a cool mom. And her response is get the authorities. Yeah. I was like, that's a cool mom. That is a cool mom. So Jerry goes, grabs a fucking shovel and a hands saw. He dig so fast. He to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they. that's they. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. A that's th. A thi. A thi. A they. A they. A they. A they. A they. A they. A they. A thi. A thi. A that's that's that's thi. A thi. A that's a cool mom. That is a cool mom. So Jerry goes, grabs a fucking shovel and a hand saw. He digs so fast. Dig so fast. Vampires are real. I mean, if he's doing nocturnal construction,

he's getting the job done. I mean, that explains the work boots. And all of the construction that he's done in that house. Yeah, that's the most much much hanging drywall always impresses me. It's the biggest pain in the ass. I hate doing it. Yeah. I haven't done it in 25 years because I hate it so much. Anyhill, he digs up the backyard, finds the gas line, pulls the gas line out. Brutal. Cuts the gas line and sends a fireball into the house. It's such a cool shot too of like the gas coming through the line. You see like the stove, the water heater, yeah. And the furnace maybe. And the fireplace. And the fireplace. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you don't have a furnace in Vegas, do you? Uh-huh. How cold does it get? It'll get cold at night. get cold in night. Oh yeah, I guess for honest.

Yeah, yeah. I was surprised that Jerry had a basement. You have basements in the desert? That didn't seem right to me. I don't see why you wouldn't. There's no, like the water table's going to be really low. Why wouldn't you have a basement? I guess, I don't know. Hey, you live in Vegas, get in touch. I will accept Arizona, New Mexico.

Vegas is in Nevada. The rest of Nevada? Utah. I'll see some Utah. Sure. Northern Mexico. Sure. Yeah.

Other places? Oklahoma maybe? I'm just blanked. Manitoba? I don't fucking know. That's glaciers. But this is, it's such a cool like, fuck you. It's so extremely dick.

Yeah. To blow your fucking house. Oh, I can't come in. You can't stay inside. Yeah, don't need invitation if there's no house, is something that Colin Farrell says. And then he does quite possibly the most badass thing of he tries to get on the motorcycle, but the front tire's all fucked up. So he throws the motorcycle into their car. It's insane. It's It's bananas. This whole chase and wrecking,

this whole scene is very, very compelling. For sure. It's really fun. Yeah. It's really silly, but it's really fun. Living, this is where I have then all the notes about living in the desert must be terrible. There's like no reception, nowhere to go. Yeah.. Yeah And Charlie's mom's car must be a tank because she like bats hits him hits his truck knocks his truck out of the way and then just keeps on cruising. Yeah, yeah, but he's grabbed on to the bottom of the car and is punching his way through Yeah, Charlie says that's his fucked up vampire hand mom mom, now do you believe me? I wish I loved. And she says, kick his fucking hand, Charlie. And I was like, Tony Colette, you fucking roll. Goddame delight.

I just wish she'd had like two more scenes. Sure. Yeah. I mean, think about the movies that we've done with Tony Colette in them. Yeah. She's always the best part in that movie. Always, always the cherry on top, yep. Not even that, no, she's the ice cream under the cherry that's holding the whole thing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I literally just gasped at Chris Sarandon is a note that I have. Because he rearends them because they're sitting there with their lightsrell gets his like bulgy neck vampire face. How did you feel about that? I wrote here what do we think about Colin Farrell's vampire face?

I didn't like it on him. I really liked it on Poots. Yes. I don't know if it's just the actors that I like and dislike, or if they just were carrying it sort of differently in terms of how it looked. Yeah, well I think she just got like bigger mouthed was the whole and like his whole face broadened and big dark eyes yeah I did like the thing of when he's about to feed he gets like that gray blue vein that comes up his neck. I loved that I thought that was great oh you're like changing on the inside. Yeah he's a wild man. Yeah yeah yeah and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. And t. And t. And t. And t. And t. And t. t. t. te. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te te te te just just just just just just just te just just just just te just just te just just just te te te te te. te. te. te. te. te. te. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. th. th. I thought that was great. Oh, you're like changing on the inside. That's neat. He's a wildman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the teeth are very neat because they're very like animalistic and wild looking too. They're not just cute little fangs.

Yeah. Nothing that doesn't there anything wrong with cute little fangs. Yeah. Sometimes you need wild-ass shark teeth. Yeah, I think you should always have wild ass shark teeth, actually. I was just trying to think of a time that I've think cute little fangs are appropriate. I love a Christopher Lee just going, and having the cute little fangs. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.

Fine. I got a sweet spot for cute little fangs. All right. So this is where she stabs tha sa sa sa she she she she she s she s she s she s she s she s she's ths ths ths thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I to to to th. I to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I op vampire. So this is where she stabs him with a real estate sign, which I love. And he makes wild squealy noises as he spins around on the road. But before that happens, he has given Charlie this talk about where the heart is and how he's been stabbed in the chest before and it really hurts but they've missed the heart. And he like literally just gave him that information. Stab him one million times in the chest. Yeah for sure. He does not. But that only that that feeds into my theory that vampires always want to die.

They don't. They work so hard at self-preservation though. Yeah but I think that's just like the like reptile brain in them. I think they're the whatever humanity is left inside them just always wants to die. That's so sad. Yeah, vampires are mad. That's that. Yeah. That's that. That's that. Yeah. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the the they. theyors. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.e. that's that's that's that's that's theors. to die. That's so sad. Yeah, vampires are mad sad dog. Yeah Yeah, yeah, all right. That's why we love them. I don't love vampires, I'm being honest with you. Okay, and more of a Frankenstein's monster kind of person. Yeah, like were wolves a little better. Oh sure, sure. Sure, also very sad. So is Frankenstein doesn't want to be alive? Fine. I only like the spiders from arachnipobia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the spiders. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. S. Vampi. Vampi. thi. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Vampir. Yeah. S. S. Yeah. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. So. So. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. Vampiii. Vampir, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that be alive? Fine, I only like the spiders from Arachnophobia. They're just doing their goddamn thing and they're happy about it. Oh man, that movie is a goddamn delight. John Goodman? Oh man.

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Does he? I saw a video, I saw a still shot of a video of the two of them meeting for the first time. You know what County Commissioner Ritz Fitzgeralds looks like? I do not. I feel like Jeff Daniels could play Boris Johnson really easily. Yeah, I think so too. He's got a Boris Johnson. He's very versatile actor. Yeah, for sure, Dumb and Dumber and Arachnophobia. Gettysburg. Of course. You're always bringing it back to Gettysburg. It's always in the forefront of my mind. Well Well why would that be?

Oh God, just like coming home from working me and like I had a bad day and Rob's like not as bad a day as Dan Sickles had a my friend. And you're like, oh. Well, buckets charge of Fleming Hill. Oh, this is mean I love Rob. Oh, so why. I just don't want to hear about the Civil War. God damn it, ever again. I'm sorry, I don't want to hear about the battles in the Civil War.

We can talk about all the surrounding politics. I find that fascinating. I have no time for that either. But Civil War people never want to talk about the battles. I want to talk about battles. I want the battles. I the battles. I the battles. I tha about the battles. I that. I the battles. I. I wa about the battles. I wa. I want the battles. I was. I want tha. I want tha. I want tho about tho about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about battles. I want about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about about. I. I. I. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. Ithetls. I just just I wish I could just erase 1860 to 1865 just why you just wash the thing away. Oh man if only. Get rid of Andrew Johnson too that'd be great. Yeah. That guy really fucked shit up. I think you're thinking of Andrew Jackson. No Andrew Johnson the guy who who followed Lincoln. Yeah. And then Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford, B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Chester, A. R. James A. Garfield, Chester, A. R. R. G. R. G. R. G. R. G. R. G. R. G. R. G. R. G. Over. C. G. R. G. G. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. A. C. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. G. A. A. A. A. A. G. A. A. G. A. G. G. G. A. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. Hardin and Calvin Coolidge, her, Frank Ler. D. S. H. D. H. D. Lennon, John F. Kennedy, Jarre, and Jarrellford, and Jimmy Carter, Ronald, Ranking George, which are now Bill Clinton. Who, don't mention a president to me? You're going to cut that, right?

Nope. I like when Poo're going to see Peter Vincent and he goes, well, it's underwhelming. Believe me. Like anyone would be excited to see a magician. Some people like magic. I'm sure. I know I'm a cremagent about it. Oh, I really don't like magic. I suppose I don't like that like you stole my tooth, fucking Crissangel bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. So we learn at this meeting that they really are little snackers, these vampires. They just like to keep their food for snackers. He says, snackers. That's so good.

I wish he called them lunchable vampires. Lunchables. Pre-ported meal snackers. Right, because he had seen the pictures that Charlie left and in one of those photographs there was a like flag like banner image that he, that Peter Vincent recognized from his own photographs that he had taken. He was in a safe. In a safe. Yeah. Because we find out that his parents were killed by a vampire. And later we find out that vampire, Jerry. You're going to be surprised by this. It was Jerry. So Peter Vincent's phone

rings and he says it's a delivery. He says send them on up. Right. Which invites all the vampires into his home. Yes. It's Ed. We're wearing a delivery costume. Which is very cute. Yeah. Because we saw that Jerry has a Yes. It's Ed. Wearing a delivery costume, which is very cute. Yeah. Because we saw that Jerry has a closet filled with cop uniforms, delivery uniforms. I need a disguise closet so badly. Oh my god you do. I so do. I just come over here and dress like a nun. You're like, but why? You were always invited in. You literally can just walk into my home. It doesn't matter. That nuns can't come in unless you invite them. Actually, nuns are not allowed in my house. When I was a child and I was a competitive speller, I trained with a nun,

sister Robertine, and she was an absolute delight. I'm sure. Yeah. She was dope. She was a little the school librarian. There are a lot of badass nuns out there. Yeah, yeah, for sure. So could they come over? Sure, just don't wear the whole giddy up. Wear your nun street clothes. I love when you see a nun in street clothes. Yeah, for sure. It's always a sweater and a colored shirt, it's great.

But with the habit on top. Yeah, for sure. You know, there's that nuns store in the. Oh yes. They just had a sign in the window the other day that said closed, too hot. I was like, hell hath arrived! It's weird that it's called Nunya business. Yeah, he should have thought that through. Anyway Ginger gets murdered, which is a shame because she's too fucking good for this world. She a hundred percent is. She just wanted to watch her stories and fucking Ben and Jerry's. I'm watching my program! What do you think her program was? Probably also real housewives. We're forged in fire, maybe we watched the same shows. Yeah. Probably also, probably the same episode of

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They just cannot make her so. Oh, I'm so delighted that she got to have great hair in this movie. Yeah. Rather than in Green Room with that real bad Chelsea wig. Oh, that's right. She had real cute hair and Black Christmas too, best. So when she hits him with that fucking mace, I was like I've always wanted to hit something with a mace. It looks amazing. Just like a trash can? Something. Just to feel the weight of the mace in your hands. Yeah. Charlie gets an axe and like chops into half of the

neck of Ed. Ooh, and he like pops his broken neck back into place. It's very good. I like that you see the like real quick healing that they're doing. It's amazing. I was really hoping because when Peter goes into his panic room he cuts off Ed's arm, and I really wanted a little arm to start growing up and stone. It did start like wiggling at one point. I just wanted a little hand, like a little doll hand to come out of here. I haven't know that says here comes the poots,

because she gets all badass about it. And then my next note says, awry you leave poots alone, because Jerry has like cornered her in the club. Yeah, we get a reenactment of the club scene. Yeah, and he like puts his blood in his own mouth and then like Frenches her. Poots doesn't want this. We don't want this. Poots is a high school girl. For sure. You're like hundreds of years old. I mean she is 23 years old in

this movie. Oh sure. Also Antideelcheon does not look like he's in high school in any way, shape or form. I looked it up because I was like, how old is he actually? He's 22, which isn't that far out of high school, but he has the look of a much older man. For sure. He has like, or a forehead wrinkles that just keep, they make him look wiser or something. In my notes twice, I have my, but is he thia' that that that that that that that that that that that that thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thi, thi, thi, thus th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th is isn't is th. th is th is th. th is th is th is th is th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, is to is to isn't is to is to is to is to is to is to is to is to is toee. toe. toe. toe. toe. thi. thi. thi. thi it twice. He was he was really handsome human being. Yeah. Anyway, Poots gets, he bites poots on the dance floor. Yeah, she gets vampire. It's bummer. And Charlie gets hauled out of the club for not having an ID. Right. So he meets back up with Peter Vincent. This is where we get Peter Vincent's backstory of his parents being killed by a vampire.

Right. And he has this stake blessed by St. Michael or something. The patron saint of law enforcement. Is it? Is it? Yeah. Really? Good to know. I love patron saints.

It's so silly. My family would always like pray to St. Anthony whenever we lost something. Oh sure, sure. For your Tony to bring it back to you. So, well, my dad always had a St. Christopher medal in all of his automobiles. Yep. Yeah. Not a religious man, just for some reason that one's stuck. That one's for him.

Not a Catholic at all. No. I wish I was the patron saint of some sensible footwear? Quality footwear. That's St. Hubbans. From the end of spinal tap when they're asking Michael McKeon. St. Hubbins is a very interesting name he's like, yes, he's the patron saint of quality footwear. Well, I feel like not to drift too far on this is that, like, like patron saints always have like 15 things that they're the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th, th, th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, thi. thea. theat, theat, that, that, that, that, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, their on this is that like Patriot States always have like 15 things that they're like like you know and yeah quality footwear and spaghetti and like firewood but I do have to give a shout out to my favorite Saint Lucie with St. Lusie the little St. I don't know but she ripped her eyes out when someone said they were beautiful she was like oh you like these and ripped them out and handed them to someone. So you can be an insane person and become...

Oh, I name my daughter after her. That's right. Did you name her after St. Lucie, after mostly weird references in pop culture. Luci' O'Ball. Yeah, because she's like the best female comedian of all time. And Lucy from Peanuts because Rob loves her for some reason. You didn't name her after the scene who ripped her own eyes. That one complimented them though.

We gotta cut all of this in case she ever listens to it. So, so this, if you kill a vampire with this stake, yeah, it brings back all of his victims. Yes. And I said, there's the loophole. And then I laughed to myself and wrote, the poots hole. Because it is. It's the hole that's going to bring poots back. Do not do a Google search for poots hole. No, that's mean. I do like that he has made a, whatever basement he may have had, he's made a giant basement in that basement now.

It's real deep. Also, why are there no emergency crews at their home? It's like still smoldering. Hmm. They're missing. Somebody took all the couches outside so someone had to have been there at some point. It's crazy. It's literally still smoking. There's no police tape around it. We live in a society. Although, I think maybe the implication is he has bitten everybody else.

Like all the EMTs and stuff? Oh, EMTs, those are our fans. They're our friends. And listeners. So we get this big showdown in the basement. Charlie gets locked in a room with Poots. Yes. Poots is now a vampire.

She's suddenly wearing a very booby dress. Yes. With like huge fake boobs implanted into the dress, it's very strange. I don't understand how we were to believe those were Poots' boobs. I know poops later. Not unsheathed, but we know what her boobs look like. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes thoos. Yes. Yes thoos. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. thoos. th poops. We see her boobs later, not unsheathed, but we know what her boobs look like. Yes, they do not look like those. And Peter Vincent has shown back up, and he is drunk, which is helpful, yes. He's a cheap day, he's a good day to get him drunk, it'll do anything.

And Jerry says to him, you've got your mother's eyes, and Peter Vincent is shooting at him, and he goes, and your father's aim, which is also kind of sad. I was like, fuck you. Yeah. But this is after he goes, Peter Vincent, welcome to fright night, for real. I wonder if that was a line from the original movie that I didn't remember. Nope. Because Peter Vincent's, his tagline is welcome to Fright Night. Yeah. For real.

It's like, oh, vampires are corny. Really corny. I mean, it's like, you've been alive this long. How many stupid things are you going to have said? So the floor of the basement is like loose soil. Yeah. And um, he cuts, he like uses his thing, explain to me what happens. He flicks a pebble at Peter Vincent. That's right. Hits him in the forehead, Peter Vincent says, a pebble? A pebble? Drop of blood falls from his finger onto the ground, igniting a vampire storm.

There's a fucking bunch of them in the walls. Including Dave Franco. Yes, yes, who for some reason gets to have a redemption. Why it doesn't matter. So they're nesting, which is cool because we learned that earlier. Mm-hmm. Snackers. Yeah. He, so the earlier in the movie, Peter Vincent's like, oh, the only way you'll be able to stake him is if you light him on fire and then stake him. And Charlie's like, if he's on fire, how am I gonna get close enough to stake him? Charlie figured it out.

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Sorry about you're not sleeping. Yeah, you know what? I'm going to tell you right now, it will get better. For sure. When you have a little baby, you think it's tha, tha, thi, And your brain is addled from lack of sleep. You aren't thinking straight but I tell you it gets better. And Christian just found out he got a big promotion at work while on paternity leave with us. Oh and he is paternity leave which is great. Congratulations across the board. I'm so glad your lives are so great. I'm so glad. you're giv him a shout out to give him a shout a the the the their their their their. their. their. their. their lives. their lives. their lives. their lives. I their lives. I their lives. I their lives. I their lives. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm a th. I'm a th. I'm so. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t give him a shout out and say to congratulations on the podcast. Congratulations Christian. He's worked hard for both of us and deserves all the good things. Thank you. Oh my god. thin, the baby's? Oh, we didn't get a baby. Thank you. you wa'cone from Kelly. Kell you? the Kelly, you just have all the good things. Yes, for sure. As does your baby. As a baby. As baby. As baby. As baby. As baby. As baby. As baby. Yes, baby. the baby. Yes, baby. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thooooooo. the. the. the. the. thooo. the. th will not reveal that on the interview. I just want to know for myself. Yeah, she loves a baby name. I fucking love a baby though. I love babies. Yeah, who doesn't? They're great. I'm not getting

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Well, I was thinking we'd just pick a new movie. What are we doing next week? I'm so confused on the schedule. We're doing Fear Street, 1666. We're finishing up the Fear Street trilogy. It's the Hell House 3 of Fear Street. Hell, LLC. L. L. the Jesus one. I've. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. that. that. that. the. the. the. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. the. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.s 3 LLC. It's the Jesus one. I've heard that this movie I had not heard anything about the other Fierce three movies. I heard this one is not a so good so good. Oh I heard that it was a good wrap up to the series. Okay well then we'll see who's right and who's wrong. Mixed reviews. Yeah. I do want to thank you for making time and all of the that that our our that our that our that our that our that our that our that our that our that that that that that that that that that that that that that are that th. I th. I are th. I are th. I th. I th. I th. I to th. I to to thi. I to th. I th. I th. I to to th. I th. I to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I. Yeah. Shut up. All right. You're welcome and thank you.

So come back for Fear Street. Thanks to everyone who's been buying stuff on T Public. Someone did a big sticker order the other day I was very excited about. A whole mess of stickers. We're coming up on a download like a milestone. Milestone. We're called landmark. That's not the word. And it's very exciting. So thank you all for sticking with us for so long. You know when when when when when when when when when. You. You. You. You. You. to. to. to. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the their. the the the the the the their. I. the their. their. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. to to to to te. to to to to to to to to to to the. to thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the word. And it's very exciting, so thank you all for sticking with us for so long. You know when we'll have hit it because we'll be drinking champagne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Champers. I don't like that. Champers?

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