Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 346- Fear Street Part Three: 1666 (2021)

Episode Date: August 23, 2021

In this week's episode, we are bidding farewell to the "Fear Street" trilogy with the third entry into the series, "1666." Special topics for your consideration include: ye olde horny teens, not faring well in a small town...or an old timey town...or anywhere really, the "Hell House LLC" effect on the third film in a three-part franchise, unforgiving pants, more 90s music, and we're finally taking a stand against our Puritan listenership.  I am actually really sad to wrap up this series! You can hear our discussions of the first two films with Episodes 342 and 344. And, just because we talk about them all the time, go listen to our "Hell House LLC" episodes (254, 256, and 258). Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies-- we just recorded our August episode, "Clash of the Titans" and it was a lot of fun Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Those two actresses have a lot of chemistry. I like them. Yeah. If you thought going to Fingertown was crazy last time, just wait! I was like, these are kids books written. No? No, no, not at all. Right at Art. That's right. Let's go. So the kids are all getting ready for a party. Yeah. They're gonna go to the Witch's house. To get old-timey acid. To get old-timey acid, which seems fun. But they go there and she's not there, so they just start going through her shit. Who thinks that's a good idea? Once again, I love Kate.

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Well, is that the way it's working? I thought they were because, well, they don't give last names for most of the old-timey people other than the goods. Okay, fine. Oh, right, because Dina's last name isn't fear. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. I think it's just supposed to, it seems to me that like...

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People have always been here and they're stuck here. And that every one who but also just like, also, well, we'll get to that. I just wanted to see his mom, which is just him dressed up like a 50s mom. I thought the widow Mary was going to be C. Berman for so the reason, but it makes sense that it's the nurse. And C. Berman appears as a child. Whoa, you thought it was going to be Jillian Jacobs, not Sadie Sink. Wow, this is just getting too deep for me. Yeah, it couldn't be C. Berman because, fuck it, I don't want to do this right now. I was talking to someone about this movie and they were it, you just go along for the ride, which as we know is my MO. I know, but our job is to think about it.

Is it the, I thought our job is to think dick jokes around a movie. Right, there's a great boner in this, in this party scene, which I thought was funny. And then I thought, God, those pants that they're wearing are so unforgiving for boners. Like how hard that must be for like pubes and boys? Badoom-bomf. Yeah, how hard... Bone dogs all over the place. They were just all tiny sweatpants. Yeah, but thinner, thin sweatpants, sweatpants you've worn so long that you can almost see your weaned dog through them. Wean dog? Peener? One more. Peeper? There you go. We get a bunch STD jokes? Do they still call them STDs? What else would they call them? I thought sexually

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And this would be just like, we're horny. Ah! The human condition is horniness. I think it was Nietzsche who wrote that. And then Freud said, for your mother. Yeah, oh yeah. Truly though, I want to go to a bachanol. Do you...

Oh yeah, you were talking about this, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was I? Oh, you wanted to be a witch getting naked in the woods? Yeah, oh yeah, I did. I do. I don't even need to be naked. I would settle for like brawn undies. Because it's like, you I'm just going to do a Bacchanal in a bathing suit. That I'm into.

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the Twilight movies. Yeah he has similar like high cheekbones and sort of beedy eyes. It's like in this movie he's the greasy Twilight Boy. Yeah I referred to it. He's just damp all the time. How could you not be though? Like in that time period, I like, I hate being muddy. Yeah, oh no. I'm such a fucking like lightweight life. Like I don't want to be sweaty, I don't want to any muddy. This is why when the apocalypse comes, you and I, we're done so. But his haircut, it's like long at the chin and then short in the back,

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Yeah, oh god, yeah. Do you think he was like, could we make it a little bit bigger? Yes, a little bit bigger? I do. I think he was in the props department and they were like, okay, here's your boner. And he was like, hmm, and they were sticking another one on the end of it. The next morning we see her being hungover doing farm work, which just seems fucking wretched.

Like I have a hard time being hungover at my desk. Yeah. Yeah. And immediately, father's like, hey, Thomas is talking about you doing weird stuff. What's going on? I don't like you anymore. He does flip that switch quickly. He's like your mom would have done a better job than I did, but I didn't, so go to hell. Yeah. What? I loved all of the food rotting? Yes, me too. I did not love her picking it all up because who the fuck picks up rotten fruit? You can tell it's rotten from just looking at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That one dude, I think it was Simon is eating an apple.

And when he bites into it, it's like electric blue inside. And I was like, I kind of want to eat that now. I'm what I'm going to know what that task like. What is your deal? that doesn't exist in nature. Again, it will be so easy to poison me because you're like, oh, it's a donut, yes it is, let me see that. It has like a skull and crossbones on it, and you're like, that's jaunty. Look at that drippy skull apple, this witch is handing me. Did you like the tiny door in Sarah's house?

Oh yeah, there was Satan was in it, I guess. Or the dog? I couldn't figure a one. Yeah, Mary boy. I knew you liked Mary boy and I knew Maryboy wasn't going to make it. No. No. Marybubly tried to live at the bottom of the will, I think,

which is not a good place for a dog. So, Hannah shows up and says that something's wrong with her father, the pastor, and she says that it's as if something crawled in the night and put on father's skin, which I think is such a good turn of phrase. I loved that. Sarah axes the pig a question because it eats all its babies. Oh man, that's a lot of baby pigs to eat. Like you'd have to be pretty hungry. It is, it was like six six the pig the pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's. That's. that's. that's. That's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a th. th. that's a th. that's a that's a that's a that's a to that's a that's that's that's to to that's to be pretty hungry. That's a lot of baby pig. It is, it was like six of them because she's given one to Solomon. Yeah.

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But if you were using anathema, people would be like, what a smug son of a bitch. You know what I mean? I had a mere Del, or a mere donut? No, there you go. It wasn't a mere dallian's. I think I love her. Yeah. And he's like, oh do you? Oh do you love her? Okay. He seems okay about it.

Yeah, but you can tell he wasn't. Yeah. Which one? Well at first you are to believe that he loves her and he has lost his wife and child. Right. And so he wants to marry her. Yeah. And he finds out she's gay and that's a big bummer. Sure. Yeah. For him. Right. Right. Right. Right. So then they're told that Pastor Miller has taken a bunch of children into the church. Yeah. This is fucked. And when they burst into the church, Solomon finds a pile of eyeballs. Oh my god.

And isn't like, whoa. It's like, okay, pile of eyeballs, I'll just keep walking. Here's a thing that bothers me in movies, and I know they have to do this to build tension, but like Solomon opens the door of the church, and all of the children are sitting very still with their backstam in the pews. Some are slumped, some are leaned, like propped up on each other, and the pastor standing at the front of the church, and to, and to, and to, and th, and, and, and, and, so, and, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, like, so, so, so, like, like, so, like, so, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, so. And, so. So. So. So. So. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. So, so. So, so. So, like, like, like, like, like, like And Solomon takes like, I don't know, three and a half minutes to get up to that pile of eyeballs. Like, how would you not just burst in and be like, what the fuck? Because you gotta build the tension of him,

of the pastor, slapping that hook against the podium. That's so good though. I thought that tapping was great. Yeah. So, the children, there's a pile of eyeballs, and then we see Pastor Miller and his eyes are gone, but he's still alive. Yeah. Tap in the hook and mumbling. And then we see the children who are all dead.

All of their eyes have been ripped out. Including Josh! Including Josh. their today. . How dare you kill old time, yeah. Don't do Josh like this. They done Josh journey. How dare you kill old-time Josh? He's the star of this movie. It's true. Then they do the kids and body bags shot again, which they did at the end of the second movie, which really fucks with me. I hate that. But they were old-timey body bags if that helps. Yeah, it does.

Yeah, it does. But it's almost the same shot of them them them them them them them them them them them the the the the their their the almost the same shot of them all like lined up covered it. Yeah. Yeah. And then you get the kids being like, hey we were just Applejack drinking? Yeah. We were just drinking Applejack? Yeah. Oh man.

There's like, yeah. There's a town hall to discuss, um, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Oh, and Mary Boy was at the bottom of the well. And just like other stuff is bad, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, well having your food supply and water supply go to rot is pretty bad. That's not great. No, not a good, not a good look. No. I forgot that the town was called Union. Yep. Um, because they're not, they're no longer united. They were Union and now they're Sunnyvale and Shadyside. Oh. It seems like Union would be the name that you would come up with when you combined rather

than when you, before you split. Sure, sure. Mm-hmm. Anyway, whatever. So Solomon's the only voice of reason at this town hall. Everyone else was like, oh, it's witchthe only voice of reason at this town hall. Everyone else was like, oh, it's witchcraft, it's witches, and he's like, is it though? Yeah.

And then the Boner boy accuses Hannah and Sarah of being the cause of this, because they didn't touch his boner, I guess. And beat him up about his boner. And then all of the other men in the town are like, oh yeah, yeah, I saw them laying with the devil too. Yeah. Fuck off. God, fucking men. That is what happened in the Salem witch trials is that everyone was like, yeah, I saw it too. I want to be cool. Why are old-timing people basically middle schoolers?

I think it was because life was horrifically boring and heart. Yeah, you didn't have Netflix. You didn't have Netflix? You had nothing like, hey, you got some downtime, read the Bible and it'll tell you why you're bad. Yeah, right, you don't even have like another cool book to read. Yeah. Yeah, you probably can't even draw because that's not for God. Right, exactly.

Oh, fuck turns out religious cellatry sucks. Yeah. Sorry to all our old time you listeners listening. Yeah, sorry to all of our Puritans out there. We don't like your lifestyle. We like everyone else's but yours. No White Supremacists, no Puritans. Goodie wife 420 is gonna leave us a bad review. What does Goodie mean? Where does that come from? I don't know.

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Oh yeah, I'm, I'm livid at this point because I was like, all they wanted to do is make out. What are you people doing? Yeah, yeah. Consensual boob touching? You want to touch a boob and someone wants you to touch their boob? Touch their boob. Yeah, touch their boob. Yeah, touch the boob. Touch the boob. So, Sarah's like, well, if they already think I'm a witch, I might as well go become one. Which is a great idea. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. th. thu. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. th. th. thus. thus. th. th. th. th. th. to say. to say. to say. Ss. So, Sarah. So, Sarah. So, so s says. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, th. So, th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. Sa. understand why she's so pissed off and fuck this town forever. Seriously, strong agree. So she goes to see the Widow Mary who's been murdered. Poor Widow Mary. And her book's been

stole. Right. And then she climb, climbs into the cave system? Well so Solomon finds her there I think? Okay. Solomon finds her there, I think. Okay. Because we think he's helping her. Mm-hmm. In which point I was like, oh, it's definitely him. Oh, for sure. And it was.

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Yeah. Yeah. So this is where I have a note that I'd on board to a point. You're on board with libertarianism to a point? What is the point where libertarianism stops for you? So like legalize all drugs, legalize prostitution. Okay. Let people do what they want that isn't harming other people. Victimless crimes? Yes. Okay. Like peeing in pools. Yeah, exactly. Stop arresting people for being in pools. It's a victimless crime. And but then they're like, oh but you can't have abortions and you have to be, blah, blah, blah.

Like, so as soon as it, we're not going to pave the fucking roads. Exactly. So like, movie Satanism is like, dude, these rules suck. Why, you should be able to do what you want as long as you're not harming people and then movie Satanists are like but actually I'm gonna harm people. So is that okay? Can I harm people? Well isn't that the point of Satanism though where it's like Satan needs you to harm people to continue to have your power? Well it depends. So like modern-day Satanism is just basically against Christian rule. It's like secular humanism? Basically, okay. Yeah, like, I think it's the Church of Satan

has like listed abortion as one of their religious rights to protect abortion as a religious thing that people should be able to do. Okay. And they're like anti-racist and they're anti-like transphobia and homophobia and like they're so like they're super lefty and but it's basically standing against Christian rule of America. It's just basically turning it on its right. And it's like it's like having this like a situation is data is like take on it whether it's like a bit of like theatrics to what you're doing. Sure. Sure. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. And. And. And it. And it's. But. And it's. But. But. But. But. But. But. the movie. But. the movie. But. But. the movie. But. But. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. It's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, they, they're, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they. And, they. And, they. So, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, like, they're. So, like, like, like, like, like, like a bit of like theatrics to what you're doing. Sure, sure. Okay. But yeah movie Satanism was always like, oh man we shouldn't be oppressed by this stuff and I have to murder people. Yeah.

Is that okay? Can I murder people? Well I'm gonna have to so buckle up. So she stabbed Solomon. Which is so dumb because she should have used Solomon to help her get out. Be like I'll keep your secret, just get me out of here. Because what difference, you know, and then she could, I don't know, figured something out. I do like that she's a badass though, unwilling to stab people. I mean, that's great. Yeah. That doesn't work out for her.

Well, he does hit her with a rock. And like, where was he's Satan when she stabbed him? but yeah yeah and we see the cave pulsating blob again which I liked and then we see the real way that she lost her hand yeah which is that he basically cuts and breaks and rips it off yeah her hand ripping off it's like extremely mortal combat mm-hmm you didn't like it I hope that my hand is made of sterner stuff and stays a little better because her hand came off so easily. I think basically it was like her bones were all disconnected but the skin was still connected and the skin was like just silly putty I don't know just ripping into strings. Or like the bread that you get at Ethiopian food?

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Oh, that's right. That's the Portipody. Yeah. Or the outhouse, yeah. Which should have been a Portipot, because it was 1978. But go on. So she loses her hand, crawls away, and starts kicking her way out of the cave system. Yes. And she comes out into the square into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into into the square into the square into the square into the square into the s s s s s s s. the s. the s. the s. the to to the to the to to the to to the to to to to to to be coes. to be. to be coes. to be coes. to be coes. to be coomchoom. to be coom. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I toomea. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to. too. to. to. I. I. I'm. I. I. I'm. Yes. And she's in the church. Yes. And she comes out into the square covered in blood and Solomon's like, hey I got her, I found the witch. Yeah, he's a real dick. He's not a good dude. Really a dick. Yeah. She ends up confessing to save Hannah, which is heartbreaking. Yes. Yeah. And they hang her. They do. Yeah. So the Fear Street books, there are a million of them of all different like, you know, kids meeting ghosts and ghosts meeting kids, you know, whatever. And I guess these were based on a specific series of books. Which I don't know if I read or not,

but I remember very, very vividly sitting in like my sixth grade silent, sustained reading period, reading one of the Fear Street books in which a witch is hanged, or a witch, I'm doing which, finger quotes, and like the way it was described in the book is exactly how it was shot in the scene. And I thought, holy shit, that really stuck with me. So you must have read this serious, then? I don't think so. I don't know. No, none of of of of of of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the rest of the the the the the the the the the the the the f the f the fear the fear the f fear the f fear the f fear the f fear the f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f the f the f the f the f the f the f the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thii. thea. the the me. So you must have read this serious then. I don't think so, I don't know. None of the rest of it sounds familiar, frankly. Maybe Arl Stein just had a certain style

that he liked to hang witches. I guess so. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, for sure. He's knocking out so many of these. He's just like cut, paste, the the witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, the the wa, the the the the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, title card on the screen. Fear Street, 1994, Part 2. Love it. I loved that.

Yeah, he's clever. So now I'm just referring to Dina as Sarah. I've stopped referring to She grabs Josh and they run off to the woods. Right. She says, good is evil. Good work George Orwell. The cop shows up. Oh, that's right, because the cop shows up is questioning Josh. She grabs Josh, they run off the woods.

The cop slo chases them into the woods. And then they steal the cop car? Yeah. Had their car broken down? I can't remember from the last movie, from the first movie, one of the movies. No, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, they had to get there somehow. Yeah. And he's also like, oh, no, my car's gone. Why don't you just take theirs? So, okay, a couple things here. We see this sort of flashback of all of the Nick Goods throughout time. So silly.

So they're all adult Nick Good, except for when we see the child Nick Good. Why did he have to do it as a child when the rest of them are like young, middle-aged men? Oh, because he was the one, oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, but it's setting up, I like that reveal, this is another one of the reveals, that he set up that whole fucking thing at the camp in motion. I was like, that's fucked. Because he just goes, Thomas Slater.

Yeah. He seemed like such a good guy. Yeah. But did he have genuine love for the girl from Stranger things? And that's why he saved her? I want to say yes, but I'm not sure. Yeah, I don't know either. Because later when he sees her, adult her, in the mall, there seems to be something where he's still feeling her. And earlier in the series, didn't he like leave a note under her door that said it's happening again? Yes. Was that just to keep her indoors? I guess. It doesn't seem like she was going anywhere? Yeah, no. No. She had to settle to s to s to s to s to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to the the the to s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thea thoesea. I thoooooa. Ia. Ia. I thea. Ia. I thea. I thea. I thea. I their their their their their their to keep her indoors? I guess. Doesn't seem like she was going anywhere.

Yeah, no. No, she had to settle those clocks. Okay, now I have a question. Yeah. What is wrong with Sam again? Oh, she's possessed? By whom? By the, yeah, her name was ran on the wall.

But no, it wasn't. Was it? Yeah. She became, the the the the the the end of the first movie. She stabs Dina. Yes, but why? Because Nick Good turned her against... Okay. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, so I love this reveal of like, as we see all the goods throughout history, that it's

never been the witch. She's always been trying to help. Right. So the flashbacks that she shows to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people to people the the to people the the them is actually Nick Good. The flashbacks are for the witch but the marking is from Nick Good. Right. And whatever Solomon Good or Ricky Good or Billy Bob Good. There never was a witch. Right. There was just a woman who was done dirty by fucking redonculus sad people. Yeah. K1? Remember K1? Yeah. It was in like every single, there were like three samples of it in every single teen magazine at this time.

I have never heard it described as a scent better than the way Josh does it. You smell like an androgynous baby. 100%! So, she's trying to mask her scent with the disgusting smell of K-1. Which is just very funny for people my age anyway, I think, yeah. I think if it was people my age, she would have done it with dracar noir. Rekar nighar. Night sweats. Never mind. Good thing they preserve that tree in the mall though. Of course. So the peoplethey preserve that tree in the mall though. Of course. So

the people could have trauma saying it. So Dina gives this speech about how we're the weirdos and we're pushing back against people who hate the weirdos and we're going to fight this and I shed a little tear during the speech. Yeah. Because I've always, you know, felt like one of the weirdos. Really? And always felt like, especially when as a teenager, felt like totally outcast by society. Absolutely. So like having the idea that like, you know, your friend groups that you find at that age are your salvation from that stuff, hopefully. Yeah.

So it was really beautiful. It was. It was. And then she cut her hand. Mm-hmm. Why do people always cut their hands when they need blood? I would give myself a little knee scrape. But you got to run later.

But you need a hand. Why not just like even just on your like forearm or something? People always cut their stupid hands. It's where you cut. I think I would actually, you know what I would do, I'd blade my forehead because you're going to get a lot of blood and it's not going to hurt that bad. But that's your that's your wrestling love coming through there. But it's 1994 I bet Dean has seen our summer slam or two. Well that's why you're always wearing that headband with a razor blade up underneath the medication need to cut your eyebrow. You never know when you're gonna have to blade.

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I know that Rob has an affinity that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thue that that album. You don't say. Do you expect me to have a note that says, oh fuck the offspring? I did. I mean, I figured you wouldn't need to write it down because you'd remember, but I don't know, a smash is fine. Yeah, I think it was just because they were on like punk compilations that I had before they broke yeah and then when they signed on a major I was 21 sure I was like fuck the solos it's fine that pretty fly for a white guy songs

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They've gotten Martin, the janitor from the mall involved in this. I don't know why he signs on for this, but he does. He has my favorite line in the movie. What? Hey Martin, do you want to help us kill Nick Coa Sheriff Good? Let me get my coat. Josh is the coolest of though. Of course if Josh shows up he's like hey do this and you're like let me get my coat. Fuck yeah I get my coat. Grab my purse let's go. I like that Martin's here though because he's really great comedic relief. Yeah and a very he's just like this is a bit of a like okay here we go. Here we go you know. Yeah so they've locked the monsters into the mall stores using those like mall store cages, the doors, gates, I guess.

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I assume he's going to be one of the next movies that are coming out. I really hope so. Yeah. I need to see that child beating someone to death with a stick. Poor kid just never gets his do. Things I need to see. Yeah. Like I get it. Ruby Lane is singing the song. She's got a little skirt on.

Fine. Show me this child beating someone to death with a stick and why? I just keep thinking about Simon being willing to die because she's sexy. She's sexy. Maybe that's what we were annoyed with him because he's mad stupid. He's mad stupid, maybe that's what. So, Dina's like running through the back hallways of the mall. That's so creepy, back hallways of malls are so weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one of the thing I loved working at a mall because you got to see all the back hallways. I never had a

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Yeah, this is again the problem of like, you got a dead cop and three black people? Yeah. This is a problem. And then we see like this news report where it's like, Sheriff Good was a serial killer and it's like, and how? But I guess the movie has to gloss over that. Like you cannot explain that. But before that, we see them, they sort of emerge into a wealthy person's house. I don't know whose house that was.

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Oh my god, you're right! Queen of dragons or whatever it was. Yeah, it's the nerd from the beginning of the movies. That's right. Oh, that's lovely. Although she writes, that queen of whatever, and it's like, ma'am, you know that that at did not exist back then. Hashtag. Katie.

Alan. Tell me all your thoughts on God. Because I really like to meet her. And review this movie. Why was there no dishwala in this film? It's going to get a point off for that. I liked it. I liked it less than the other that. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it less than the

other two. Were you surprised that it was Nick Good? Uh, no. I assumed that he was going to be tied up in this somehow. He was just too present. It was just, yeah. He was like, because, I remember discussing the first, when we discussed the first movie, we were like, why is he not helping her? Why is he not listening to her? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then he seems so nice in the flashback movie, so I guess it is, you know. But it's also great because you're like,

oh, well, he's the police. Of course, he's not listening or help. Hell Hells LLC problem where the third movie was utter trash and I still gave it an okay score because I loved the series so much where this movie is absolutely not utter trash but it's gonna it's not as good as the first two. Okay. And it's gonna get a higher score from me because I really enjoyed this trilogy. Yeah. Like this has been one of the things that has given me a lot of joy over the last six weeks weeks. I'm gonna give it a seven. Okay. I think it's a satisfying end. But there are points where you're like, wait, who is, wait, why is?

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Strong female characters is a delight. Definitely. Especially in horror movies that are set in these time periods. Right. So I'm gonna give it an eight. We loved this, huh? We did. Yeah, I'm happy. Can I give a quick shout out to two new patrons that we've gotten recently? I would love it if you did that. Thank you to Rowan. Hi Rowan. And to Stromf Nuar.

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