Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 348- Shadow in the Cloud (2020)

Episode Date: September 27, 2021

EMTs, what better way to wrap up our 'horrors of the sky' rock block with a movie that does not contain enough movie to fill an entire podcast episode? We're talking about the 2020 film "Shadow in the Cloud." It is what we in the industry call "a doozy." Special topics for your consideration include: a healthy amount of "what's in the booooox?" talk, stolen movie valor, some questions about depictions of feminism, um...Thanksgiving? There really wasn't much to talk about. Chloe Grace Moretz was in the remake of "Suspiria," and that one really befuddled us too. It's Episode 232. Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Gremlins, huh? Gremlins, huh? Gremlins, huh? But like Bugs Bunny, Gremlins? But like, sort of cute Gremlins? They have but-hole mouths? First question. Is this for Red Box production?

That's what it says. Okay. I was trying to figure out if it was just like, at first exclusively distributed by Red Box, or if Red Box is dipping their toe into filmmaking. Yeah. Fuck. I can only imagine that they make a killing at Red Box. You think?

Yeah. It feels so like outdated to me. When have you seen one of those machines without someone standing in front of it? That's a legit point. Yeah. Do they know they can do have movies at their fingertips? Yeah, I don't know. For like the cost of renting two movies, I bet you could have a month's of movies. Sure.

Yeah. People have to go to get go in your pajamas. It's the one marshmallow now versus the two marshmallow later. I don't know what that means. Oh, it was like this scientific scientific the scientific the scientific the scientific the scientific the scientific they the scientific they they they the scientific they they they they they they they they they they they they the s s s s s s s s s. they they to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to to. to to to to to to. to to to to to to to to to to to to that means. It was like this scientific study they did on children to see, it would be like you can have one marshmallow now or if you wait an hour you can have two marshmallows and to see whether like, and it was like a lifelong study I think they did of kids of like kids who waited for the two marshmallows did better in life than kids who got the one immediate marshmallow. I was going to say I feel I know that my kid that my that my that my that my that my that my th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi the thi thi thi they they they they they they they they they they'd they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're to to to to thi to to to to to they. they they they they they they. they they they they they they they they they they they they kids who got the one immediate marshmallow. I was gonna say I'm sure I know that my kid would wait for two because she's stubborn

as you fuck. Yeah, yeah. I'm like can I have one now and then one now and then one now and then one now? And then one now now now now now now tho and then one now now tho and that would be four. the question. Because if you think about now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now the th. T one th. T one the th. T. The. The's th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. tho. the the tho. tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is now is now is now is now is now is now is now is now is now is now is now is now is now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now th. th. th. th. tho. tho. to tho. to tho. to tho. to. tho. to. tho. the the to. the to to three and that would be four. So this is a movie. It's about Gramblons. Called Shadow in the Cloud. Is it about the Jamblins? Is it about the Japanese? Is it about anti-feminist ideals of the 1940s?

What is this movie? Is it about Chloe Chris Morettes thinking about where people are in time and space? She? I don't know what it is, but I find her off. I don't know if it's... In this movie or in general. Okay. I think she is very young and she looks even younger. Yeah. You know?

Like she's been in movies for a long time, but she's got to be like in her early 20s, right? Yeah, I have no idea how old she is. Let's do a Google search. She's 24 fucking years old. Yeah, she's a baby and she looks even younger. Ew, she was born in 1997. I was in high school. You were out of high school a long time. Yeah, Delaware High class of 92. You were out of high school a long time. I was in high school five years. Yeah, Delaware High, class of 92. Not like the upcoming 30-year anniversary of my high school. This should have been my 20-year, but nobody invited me. Oh, I had that happen to.

And that's why we podcast together. Yeah, I mean, that's on brand, really. Oh, you didn't want me high school? I'm gonna do a successful podcast. Bye-bye. I wouldn't have gone anyway. No, me neither. No.

It would have been nice to say no. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. So the movie starts with a PSA about Gravelins. I totally zoned on this whole thing. I heard him talking, I didn't know what he was saying, and I was like, Alan will tell me about this later. And for the record, I watched this movie almost a month ago because of everything that happened recently, and then I just like, I'm not going to watch that again.

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Hence the name Bombshell. What? Calling a lady a bombshell. Is that where that came from? I'm going to assume. All right. I don't know. I love the etymology of words like that.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Hedy Lamar documentary too? Anyway, I'm a thousand years old. Is that the Hedy Lamar documentary? Space Wafo anyone? I'm ready from my close-up Mr. DeVille. Chloe Grace Morettes, whose character's name is Flying Officer Maud Garrett Johnson has a leather case with air holes in it. I didn't notice there were air holes in it. I thought it was a radio. I got so hyped because I was like, she 100% has a baby gremlin on that. I almost see a baby gremlin and lose my marblays. It's not though, is it? Spoiler alert, it's way worse.

It's so fucking so fucking insane. She's at an airbase in New Zealand. Oh here's why I know that I have to note the fool's errand not the lucky fucky lady as I said in a minute ago. Someone named Tag is very unhappy about her being there. The the men in general are mad I would say. The person directed this movie, I think it was tried to by a woman. Yeah. Rose and Lang. It was like, you know what, man were pretty shady women back in the 40s. Have at it, boys! Seriously, go all in on it. Okay, okay, I didn't know if this movie was meant to be very exaggerated or if this they just didn't have a lot of idea of a woman's experience I don't know I can only assume it

was supposed to be cartoonish who boy yeah it's really not it's missing a lot of marks because she has like wild Marilyn Monroe hair the entire movie 40s Harry is great yeah for a great era of hair yeah but she has very wild Marilyn Monroe hair the entire movie. Forty's Harry is great. There's a great era of hair. But she has very sexy the 40s hair. Uh-huh. Did you just say hair on? What?

What? I tried to slip that in while you're still talking. It's easy. I'm always talking. Sorry. So, they're like, ah, you could come on our plane, but you gotta go in the butthole of the plane down here with the butthole gun. The ball turret.

Yeah, yeah, that's the one. And she's like, okay, I'm a British lady. Yes, she's doing a very passable British accent. What? She's as good as me doing a British accent. Cobley me. To be fair, I think that's Irish. My next note says, this is terrible so far. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't worry, it doesn't get better. So she's down in the ball turret. She cannot take the bag with her. I'm unclear on why., seem like it would fit. Why would you leave it knowing now what's in the bag? What's in the bag? She leaves it with the handsome blonde gentleman. Quaid.

Quaid. Who's the only one being any, like, respectful of her? And they share a moment where she's like, take care of my radio. This fucking movie is so stupid. I'm so glad we haven't done a full-blown stupid ass movie in a minute. Oh my god. So she's out in the ball turret and she's hearing all their voices on the radio. And as we're hearing their voices on the radio and as we're hearing their voices, we're seeing them shot in a dark room like their villains in a Tim

Burton movie. They look kind of like the clowns in the basement of Peewey's Big Adventure when they're just like coming in and out of the darkness. And the question I have for you. Why? That's her visualizing each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each each. the question I have for you, why? That's her visualizing each of them, because when their name is said she sees them, she didn't take any background in, just the person. Okay, so that's what she sees in her brain. She's hyper-focused.

That is the only thing I can assume was happening. Got it. Yeah. This, my next note says, this is getting worse by the second. And then, oh, good, good, good, good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good, second. And then oh good I hope she shoots them all. She's got a gun. Of course she does. Yeah. Because she sees a shadow on the wing.

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They would have to be, right? Because there's dogs and shit down there. The last movie would have me believe that plane basements are not pressurized. The last movie would have you believe that vampires as well. I just have so many questions. We can't re-litigate it. Listen, I don't know what I have more questions about. Vampires are planes, but I have a lot of questions about those. No, nothing about Gremlins. I'm totally up to speed on Gremlins. Okay, I'll get you, I'll see if I can stump you on Gremlins. So she like sticks her finger through this gap to hold. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I th. I th. I have th. I have thi, I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I have th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi. the the to theea. to thea. thea. I'm thea. I thea. I thi. I have thi. I have thi. I through this gap to hold a door closed? No. No, you would not. There's no fucking way you would do that. You've got to have anything else to do that, your belt, anything. Anything? Anything? Put your fucking finger in there, you dumb, dumb. You deserve it getting broken.

It looks super gross and great, which I liked, yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. The monster is so funny when it's like trying to get to her. What is the monster's job? What is it doing? Why is it after the package? Again, this was making me think, oh, it's a Gremlin baby back. Right, which I think I would have respected a lot more. Because why is it doing this? You have no idea how hard it was for me not to sing Gremlin, Babyback, in the tune of the Chili's Babyback Rams.

What don't you just do that? No, it's too late. It's too late. I miss my moment. But know that. I don't know that you would that. I'm babyback, baby, brimly, brimmy brimps. I did it, I did it. I knew you would do it.

It's so good to be back in a room with you. Oh, you too, my friend. So she shoots the turret gun and shoots down a Japanese plane, I think? Because also the Japanese are the bad guys, and gremons are the bad guys. And... Well, not quain, of course. Because also the Japanese are the bad guys, and grummons are the bad guys, and men are the bad guys. And well not quain, of course. Well, no. He's just useless. Which I'm like, is this meant to be, okay, we'll get to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that she is completely non-plus by there being a Grimlian on this plane. She's like, oh, of course there is. She like, mentions it. Yeah, like, fuck you, you're stupid because you're a girl and

girls are stupid. And she's like, alright. Okay. I don't, I just, I don't know. Do you remember the world's ugliest dog? Uh-huh. I feel like that's what kind of what the gremmon looked like where it came all the way back around to cute you know? For sure. Except when at one point she does something to anger it and it like opens its mouth and then expands its throat out at her and I was like ew it looks like really pimply butt cheeks coming at her. Yes! Very gross. So it's either cute or disgusting. Why do I have the note? Well the racism is a bit much. They said something very racist but I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi that that that that thi that that that th. that that that that that's th. that's that's that's thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. It's like th. It's like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. It's kind kind thi. It's kind thi. It's like thi. It's like thi. It's like thi. It's like the note? Well, the racism is a bit much. They said something very racist, but I can't remember what it was. I'm sure. Yeah. And then she's suddenly an American. Right. And they're only talking to her over the radio. They're not letting her

come out of the ball turret. And they're just like fighting over whether or not to open the package. She's telling them that it's under under under under strict the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. to open the package. She's telling them that it's under strict confidential orders from major re-girt or someone. Yeah. And they finally decide to open the package. What happens when they open that package, Alan? She's begging them not to. What's in the package? What's in the package? It's not Gwyneth Paltrow's head. It's worse. Not if you're Gwett

Paltrow. Fair. It's a baby. But as soon as they open the package you just hear like, wah! And I was like way too easy. She's like I gave the doctors, the nurses gave me something to sedate my baby so I shoved it in a duffel bag and you're like, you're the hero of this movie? What? You can't just carry a baby in a duff... Like, have her of baby here. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. You cannot carry them in a duffel bag.

It doesn't work like that. My baby would cry when I, like, stopped looking at her. Woul, what if you're going on a plane? You put them in a crate and you put them in the plane basement. Did you think about maybe this baby is part parakeet and if you just turn off the lights it goes to sleep? We put a towel over their towards their head and they go to sleep. That's how you get them to sleep. I tuce t anything in this podcast format. You can talk to us IRL and we are very intelligent people.

I think I've got some good advice. Yeah, yeah, but when we're doing this, no, no, no, no, no. Just put a towel over that baby's head. Get high and do crimes for Satan. That's all I'm going to say to her, you came onto my ship with a forged document and a baby in a bag. What did you think was going to happen? Which I think is the most valid question in the film. It goes on answered. He asks her a number of valid questions and she just ignores him. I didn't come here to take the SATs. That's a great response. And Quaid is like, give me my baby. He says no one touches my baby and everyone's like,

collective gasp, you fucked that woman? We didn't think your dick worked. And why? I don't know. I don't know. You fucked that beautiful woman? Yeah. Oh, you're a beautiful man.

I guess it worked out. And the baby's name, Maud, or no, her name is Maud. I was gonna say, the baby doesn't have a name nor a sex. The baby is referred to only as baby or the baby, which I think is kind of fucked up. Yeah, yeah, a little bit and a little bit. The Gremlin takes the baby out onto the plane wing. On to like a stick that's stuck out of the plane or something. I mean a gremlin grremlin grremlin grremlin grremlin grremlin grremlin grremlin grremlin grremlin gremem gremem gremem th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi out of the plane or something. I mean, a Kremlin carrying a baby in a bag, now that's actually very funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and probably a folk tale. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Why do I have the note that says, Was that the be a gremlin's dick? Did you see the gremlin's dick? Oh, it's its tail. Oh, that is like fingering around her and I was like, Does it have a prehensile dick? I don't know why I didn't think it was a tail. I don't know why. Because it doesn't make, even make sense for that creature to have that tail.

It's like a monkey tail. But what are gremlins? Maybe they're monkeys. With wings and tails. Ooh. Woo. She hangs out the plane like a puppy on a sunny drive down the highway. And then fucking climbs onto the wing of the plane upside down. Chloe Grace Morets has the most core strength of any human beings ever existed. Which is crazy because she just had a baby like two months ago? Yeah, uh-huh.

I had a baby four years ago I can't stop pissing my pants. Well, I don't know what her pelvic floor is like, but I know that she's able to climb out on a wing. Sheesh. You think there's just been a little tinkle while she was on the wing? I'm just saying I don't think her core is that strong. That's all I'm saying. She's 24, she was able to bounce back. That's right, core of steel. She goes baby fishing with a stick, which I thought was insane. There's no way this baby doesn't have shaken baby syndrome.

Seriously. Oh, but it is very tense when the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby's the baby. Quicken baby syndrome. Seriously. Oh, but it is very tense when the baby's swinging against me. Is it? Yeah. Did you think that baby was going to fall? Because I sure didn't. Dumbled.

the baby isn't even crying. No, it's a very tip. They gave it a sedative. My baby seriously cried if you looked at her, cried if you didn't look at her. Get it right. She climbs back into the plane with the baby. She got the baby, everybody. She does a pool up. I can't do a pool up.

I wish I could. 47 years still have never done a pull up. We should make it a goal to do pool ups. We think we can do it? Yeah. Yeah. I think we can do it? Yeah, I think so. Maybe someone will like pay money to a charity of our choosing if we do pull-ups. After she does the pool up, she falls. She falls. You think she's going to die and then like an explosion blows her back up through the hole? One of them Japanese planes blows up. I thought, is this comedy? Is it? Is it? Full disclosure? Yeah. I thold that that was really fun. I th. I. I. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi think we think we think we think we can think we can think we thi thi think we can think think think we think we thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi think. I think. I think thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thin thin thin thi thi thin thin thin thi thin thi thi thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thought, is this comedy? Is it? Full disclosure? Yeah.

I thought that was really fun. I bet you did. I mean, it's definitely an action movie. And that's definitely like an action movie thing to do. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It just takes, all of a sudden, it takes this very strange tonal shift. But at the same time like you're supposed to feel bad as these American New Zealand gentlemen are being shot to death on the plane.

Like but you don't. I'm into frient. Yeah because we spent the previous hour building them up as being fucking racist misogynist pig dicks. Yeah total pig dicks. Yeah. Pig dicks. Yeah pig dicks. Get fucked pig dick. Get fucked pig dick is a phrase. I like a lot. I've definitely yelled at somebody. Yeah. The next time I get yelled at somewhere, I'm going to yell that back. Oh my god, I'm already almost to the end of my notes. Yeah, this movie's almost over. It's very short, which I super appreciate. We're 20 minutes into this episode now. We'll just do a little Q&A at the end.

We'll ask each other's questions and answers. Yeah. I have the note, plane shoots the captain and the co-pilot. I have the note plane shoots the captain and the co-ininin Yeah, the Japanese plane. Oh, that's right, that's right. Which the captain is like, what were you thinking? Which is also a very valid question she doesn't answer and then he gets shot. She's supposed to be helping the co-pilot land and she's just like, I'm gonna look for a good place I'll yell back to you And then it's like, oh right, the Gremlin. Didn't you like kick it off the plane and it just flies away? She shoots it.

Okay. And it comes as a great shock to that Gremlin to be shot, which I liked a lot. He goes, like, makes that face. I have notes like, Finch, I have no fucking recollection who Finch. Yeah, I is that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that, I that, I's, I that, I that, I that, I th, I th, I ch is dead too. I have no fucking recollection who Finch is. Yeah, I watched this last night and I don't have a recollection of who Finch is. I have so many notes that says, I'm so sad it's just a human baby. Me too. But also, what an exciting time to be a baby.

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She has to be a sympathetic character, exactly. She put a fucking baby in a bag, and then left it with someone. I just don't feel all that sympathetic for her goal. Well, they were were to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go they were going to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to go to go to go to go to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be a to be a to be a to be a to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the they. I they. I they. I that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that the that that with someone. I just don't feel all that sympathetic for her. I don't understand, like, literally, what was her goal? Well, they were gonna go to, I can't even remember where the fuck they were going now. They said Samoa. Oh, they were gonna go to Samoa.

Because they were gonna like, disobey. They were gonna like, they were gonna be new identities. He didn't agree to that, did he? He didn't even know there was a baby. Okay, he seemed dumb as a bag of sticks. That's true. And she was like, you're a new person, you're a new person. Yeah, new quaid. Yeah, bag of wet hair. Still call me quaid?

Don't remember who I am. No, that's too easy. It's Walter Q. Anyway. What if I'm Wade Qualter? Yeah. Shockingly, he lives. When the plane crashes?

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Without guns. Their ferry ships didn't have guns and they would just bring supplies back and forth. Okay. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Thank you. So I will be, I will put my foot down about this.

Didn't you see the end credits with all those women? I did. It was like, you movie? Do you think you deserve putting those lady in this movie? This isn't fucking a league of their own, okay? This isn't a great film. The goddamn end of Titanic, come down. Where she kills that elephant? Yeah, but it was just, it felt like a stolen valor at this point where they're just like, movie? Movie? Movie. You can't claim this. And then when she does open the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th this point where they're just like movie movie you can't claim this And then when she does open the baby it's bubble wrapped in there like an Amazon package with blankets just so fucking stupid. The baby came in two packages two days apart I don't know why you could have been one box. Just put it in one box. Walt says to her I'm sorry I left you I didn't do what was right but everything I need is right here and you're like you know you know you. you. you. you. you. you. you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th you you you you you you you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th tho to to tolo tole ttole tole tttole ttole ttole tttooo tell the the tho the the the the tho says to her, I'm sorry I left you. I didn't do what was right, but everything

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He doesn't get very far with the baby. Keep, keep on. No, I don't think he took the baby this time, did he? Oh, I thought so. I have the note Gremlin steals the baby. Okay, fine, the Gremlin stole the baby, she whoops its ass. All right. Because then she just beats the gremlin to death. She does, nobody helps her. No, uh, uh, mm-mm.

She turns into like a Sonia blade. And makes it do the like, why are you hitting yourself thing? And then kills it with its own claw. Yeah. All this while lactating, which is crazy, because there's a close-up breastfeeding shot. I think breastfeeding shot. It's just like, I was like movie. Are you trying to tell me that she's both tough and tender? I am 100% on board normalized breastfeeding.

Oh my god, yeah, I breastfed everywhere until people yelled at me and then I breastfed in less places. It only happened once. Who yelled at you? Panera! Sir, you're in a Pantera bread, look the woman crispy. That's what I'm saying. You take your tits out in Panera whenever you want, let alone a baby. Put a fried egg on it, it's Pantera. Tell me to go in the bathroom.

I asked him if he ate in the bathroom. He did. I'm a duets. You're lucky. boots, slow your roll. Yeah. Also, I have great tits. You're lucky. Only like 4,000 people have seen these tits. Really stretching this episode out. Which 4,000 people?

Oh no, I had a drinking problem in college. Speaking of tits. Speaking of tits, the Fool's errand lady catches on fire and we see it burning, which I guess means something, the lady with the big tits? Yeah, lady with the big tits. And then I have a note that says, what a dumb movie. Is that your last note? No, my last note is, Kate Bush's Hounds of Love, Please remontage of Dub Dub, Dup, two ladies.

My last note just says, that was really, really, really bad. I cannot believe we made it through that movie so fast. But then I go, wait, nothing fucking happened in that movie. There's literally nothing. It is very short. And a lot of it is just talking about... I thought the entire movie was going to be from her perspective in the ball turret,

which could have been kind of interesting at some part. Sure, yeah. It does, that's not what happens. It's just like the first third of it. It would have felt like a pinter play if they had I don't know what it was today. Yeah, it just felt like a good Arodite thing to say. I mean it worked. I agree with you. I mean, I probably shouldn't have divulged that I had no idea what I was talking about. Someone out there knows that you don't know what you're talking about.

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So now you get to talk. Okay, okay. So I'm very excited about Halloween season coming upon us. Uh, I can see something about that? Yeah. Where do you come down on when you can put Halloween decorations out? So I've seen a lot of people are already decorating. Several people in my neighborhood have as well. I feel like September 1st is early.

Okay. I'm an October 1st person. That's how I feel too, but I'm itching this year. But yeah, exactly. It's been a shit two years and I'm like, it's the best time of the year, fucking embrace it, make it a little longer, that's fine. Yeah. I'm not an everyday as Halloween type person, as I've talked about before on here. You're just six weeks. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah you know. Me too, but that's mostly just laziness. Yeah. I try to take them down before my family comes over for Thanksgiving. Sure. Because there's a skeleton hanging from my front porch. Just put a turkey on it. It'll be fine. Oh, I should. Dousin and cranberry sauce. I throw. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I tha. I tha. I took took took thate. I took tha. I tha thaed tha''m real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. I'm real. the food and stuff, like, just I don't have like historically great memories of Thanksgiving. Sure. Yeah. I had no interest in a football game.

Yeah. Uh-huh. And that's all men were allowed to do in my family. Oh, I remember going to help with the dishes and being told not to do that. Oh, yeah. Because that's the women's job. Yeah. How about you?

Where do to to to to like a big family things getting, right? I do. I host a big family Thanksgiving, which, so I love and hate it, yeah. Yeah. I like doing it, but I'm also like get the fuck out of my house. Like, one year, my uncle Bob was there for 12 hours. I was like, all I want to do to do to do is that all of his children and nieces and nephews smoke weed until he somehow got invited to my cousin Joe's for New Year's. Oh no.

And I think Vicky had like slipped and invited him and we were like, fine, but you're the one who has to tell him we all smoke weed. So she did. He seemed not shocked by it. Yeah. This before it was legal of those things here's like, yeah, no, I know. You've looked at us ever. Yeah. No, but it is.

I just love this time of year. Oh yeah, crisp, jacket weather. But even though it's 84 degrees today. Yeah, I'm there 27 fans on in the room we're in right now. What are you going to be for Halloween this year? Probably chubby guy with a beard. I like it. You're going to do your candy shoot again? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm going to be Chunley, the strongest woman in the world. Wow. See, you should have left the hair longer than you could do your buns. Well, I'm just going to do this, huh? I can't wait to look at like on Spotify it shows you how quickly people turn the episode off. I'm expecting it'll be about now. If they made it through all of that. Yeah, well let's rate the movie. Oh, did we not do that? I thought we were done zero. That movie sucked so bad. It's World War zero. So I had never heard anyone talk about this movie.

I just saw it on Hulu one day. And I was like, oh, we should do this movie. It looks like shit. I spoke to only one other person about this movie. And they had seen it. No. It was strange. She was like, it's bananas. But it's not bananas enough. It's the Gremlin isn't cool enough.

There's no motivation for it. There's no motivation for... We don't understand what, like, it doesn't... There had to have been another way for her other than this. The fact that the Gremlin is the C story? Yes. And the Japanese are the D story? The Japanese literally show up. We didn't think they could get this close or something this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thioloomomiceice. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiaaauueeeeaaauooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeaaaa. thi. thi. the D story? The Japanese literally show up. We didn't think they could get this close or something, this long range.

I don't even know. They get shot the end. We never see a Japanese person. It was like we needed to be reminded that that's who we were fighting in World War 2. Listen, they're going to think that they're in the Atlantic theater, they're going to be confused, say Japan a couple times. Just a few times.

Okay, that's it. We nailed it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably some racist stuff. Alan's it. I'll make a note about it and then forget what you guys said. I mean, I literally saw it last night. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. Just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Just. th. th. th. th. th. th. Just. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. Just. th. the movie. So zero you're going full-blown goose-sake. I'm giving it World War zero. Okay, okay. I'm gonna say middle finger hand turkey in honor of Thanksgiving. Which today by the way is September 16th.

What do you feel about decorating for Thanksgiving really? No, it's a trash heap. It's bad. I don't understand. She's an actor that people like, right? Sure. Why did she do this red box production? How much did they pay her? It was probably hell of fun to do. She had to beat up on a gremlin that wasn't there.

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And I for one am psyched. I'm very excited. Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a shit show. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, I bet no, no, I bet no dancing. I bet no one you've ever heard of.

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It must be a different Idris Elba. Fifth build. Well, it just got better. All right. Oh, fuck. I am in. Is anyone else hidden in this? F. Murray Abraham. Now that's it.

Paula Poundstone! I would love to watch. Okay, here's my dream line up in a movie. Idrizelba. Paula Palladine. L.L.Cooljay. Horror movie. Go. Where are they?

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Okay, okay. LL is now the captain. Yes, I love this. Paula Poundstone and Idris Elba are terrorists that have boarded the ship to take the payload off of the ship. There's something on there. There's oil or gold or something. Something valuable. Black gold maybe. Black oil. That's the one. Texas T. Texas T. But then there's a big octopus that attacks the ship and they have to fight it off. Okay, who are our sub characters that are going to die quickly? Like I'm gonna go with Kari-Wur? Yeah. Randy Quade. I don't think we can't th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the their their the payload their their their their their their the payload the payload the payloads the payload the payloads their their their their their their their. There's their. There's their. There's their. There's their. There's their. There's their the the the the the th. There th. I th. I th. I th. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. There's the the the the the the thooooo. There's were. Carry were. Yeah. Randy Quaid. I don't think we can get him anymore. Dennis Quaid.

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I always think I want to karaoke that song, but then I don't karaoke. Because you just want to go, da-na-na-now, now, now. I do. Katie, I'm going to get to get to get to get to get. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get th. I'm going. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I. I. I'm that. I. I. I. I. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm. I'm that. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm tha. I'm tha. K. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm tha. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that. I'm that-na-dow. I do. Katie, I'm going to get out of here. Wait, really? How much time we've left? Uh, it's 38 minutes in. That is not enough. We've done like 30-minute episodes in the past. Yeah, but I just think we should have more to say. Uh-huh. Well, can I read a review that we got that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that that. Or the Apple podcast as the kids call it now. This one says moisture update, five stars. I have graduated from listening while doing

dishes to listening while working in Eastern PAA heat. Oh still moist. I am now moist in new and exciting ways. On a more serious note I am beyond glad I have this podcast to keep me sane while well I'm stacking, gosh darn rocks. That's from Abyss Walker 389. Hey, Abyss Walker 389. Um, stay moist. Stay moist. Stay moist.

Stay moist. Stay moist. Yeah. People hate that word. . Yeah, moist and panties. Those are the big ones, right? That nobody likes. I don't think there are words that bother me. All right, well, let's go.

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for longer. I'm ashamed of this episode. Especially because I feel like I've said you you need to cut that like four times that's gonna make it even less than 38 minutes. Well, we're up to 40 now. Okay, with the intro and outro, you know, that outro is like a solid minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love that song by the way. Yeah, it's great. You'll put it on here twice. Okay, good.

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I hate that. I hate that. What are you doing, fart? Go about your business? Seriously, how airtight is a corolla. Seriously, it's pressurized in there, I don't know. All right. Thanks for listening to this. It to, it, it, it, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I's, I's, I's, I'm too, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. to. to. to. I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, to, th. th. th. th. thin. th. too, too, too, too. too. t t t t t t t t t t t t too. too. too. too. too. too. tooits. Thanks for listening to this.

It's been a month since we've done this. Yeah, we're rusty. A little punchy right now. Punchy is better, yeah. You can get at us on the internet. We have a Patreon. Patreon. Yeah, I don't know.

If you want to tell us how bad of a job, we did, don't, you're fine, go about your business. You know what, just do it privately, like, don't bring it down to other people. I mean, you can tell me, I don't care, send us an email. I don't check the email, Alan does. You can tell me, I don't care, I don't check that thing that I just told you to tell me on. Yeah, I think tell me. I do love when people do that. I like had to answer a couple messages on Facebook while you were out. I was like, oh boy here we are. They were all like incredibly kind and very sweet. And I was like, oh no it's hard. It's hard work.

Thanks for listening to another ridiculous episode of WhereWoof Ambulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Katie. Yeah. Katie. Yeah. Based on a true story. You mean that Wikipedia page at the end? I went and did my my due diligence post-podcast. Would you call it your Duke's diligence?

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there there there there there there's there's there's there there's there's like, yep, we're going in. Yeah, how do they get there? How are they getting forced Whitaker? Oh my god, what an angel. Such a sweet angel baby, looking, doing nothing in this movie, look in a fool, act in a fool. He does do something that a lot of the people can't do, which is look like a genuine human being, while laughing in the crowd. Okay. He's like smiling and laughing, you're like, oh that looks like an honest

smile, I like, ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I've been doing this for three hours. Ha ha ha ha! Kee, what are we talking about? Oh God, fucking blood sport. Which I totally confused with sudden death and I was like, yeah this movies. thi-in, that, that, that, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that, that, that that, that, that, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that, that, that, that, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that looks like, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that that that that that that I was like, this is Hong Kong. Is John called me a damn in Sudden? Yes. Okay, well there you have it. It's in the old stadium that's not there anymore. The Civic Arena? Yeah. Yeah.

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in you to have you get hurt. Also, what if they cared about every member of the military this much? Maybe they wouldn't let him shot all the time. Cannon fodder. And also, like, most people don't die at Kumete. No, mm-mm. It seems like statistically you probably won't die. Like, eventually it started to seem not that dangerous to me. Because you could lose by just getting pushed out of the rain. Yeah, I feel like that would happen to me as soon as I started. Someone would just go, uh, and I'd jump back to 'd be it. I'd be off that platform, which at some point becomes a half-pipe.

Why? This is what Ogre was counting on the whole time. Yeah. And it probably would have worked for him had he not pulled a, Chong-Lee. Apparently, the character of Johnny Cage, which is like the martial arts actor, was actually going to just be Jean-Claude Van Dam. But after Bloodsport, because that game, Mortal Kombat is all like motion capture, so it's

like real people doing, he was like too tired and sore and didn't want to do it,. So they renamed it Johnny Cage but they like kept all of his blood sport moves, which I liked a lot. Also I watched this movie with a person who is a fighting game enthusiast so I heard so many things. Is this person you're speaking of someone who might watch other people play Street Fighter? Yes, I had to let Lucy stay up late to watch the movie with me, but Because now she watches other people play Street Fighter with Rob. She just loves punch and she loves Anything that people in her life love She's like you like that. I like that. That's sweet. It is exactly because that's gonna stop at some point. I know. I know. And then we'd be like really you don't want to watch Royal Rumbles anymore with your Uncle Joe. The aces and on dead pools,

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