Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 349- Prom Night (2008)

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

In this week's episode, we're exploring what happens when you take a charming Canadian slasher film and reimagine it as much, much worse: you'll get the 2008 movie "Prom Night" (and you'll deserve it!) Special topics for your consideration include: "that guy from that thing," a message to teens from your pals here at Werewolf Ambulance, a lil trip to Candy Corner, life as a prom DJ and all that is Idris Elba. We've put in some time with the "Prom Night" series. You can hear it on Episode 162 with the original, and Episode 257 with the sequel, the delightfully-named "Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2."  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies-- we just released our episode on "Escape From New York" and it was a lot of fun. Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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And daring me to find something interesting to talk about in this movie. Oh man, it is really just like a mealy apple, isn't it? Oh, you call it red delicious all you want. It tasks like a bag of sand that somebody peed in. It's water crackers and no cheese. But look how many notes I have. You have so many notes. Am I still going? I can't see the screen anymore. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you're done now. I wrote on everything I could think of. Seven percent on rotten tomatoes this film has. It does. It does. I believe. th. th. also had. Which was a goddamn joy. A goddamn delight.

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I do. Watch Friday Night Lights. Give it a shot. If you might like it, yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah. What else are you doing, guys?

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Donna is such a like, quintessentially Pittsburgh man. Oh yeah, for sure. Yes, she... Donna Keppel. Donna Keppel, she works on administration at like the dental school at Pitt, you know what I mean? I love to make her and her friend younger in the beginning of this because this takes place in what, their freshman year? The opening scene? I think so, yeah. So they have real tight ponies. Real tight ponies. And later they never have a ponytail.

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Oh, oh. And it's like, damn it, Bobby! Yeah. Her dad's dead. He's on the floor of the living room. Never gets to see how that football game ends. No. And then she finds her little bratty brother. Hold on. Do you think that was his regret? Yeah. I'm gonna pass. I'll never see my children grow up. And are the, I don't know, football men's gonna win? I couldn't

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I thought this is a nice intro. Sure. It's fine. I feel like I've seen it eight ways to Sunday. Also, this is me being an idiot. I gotta do something to try and stop the murder that's happening right in front of me. Look, I can't just lay under the bed, I don't think. Have you ever been in that situation? Not judging Donna Kepler. I think you are judging Donna Kepler.

Donna. Donna. But it was a dream? It was a dream, but it wasn't a dream because it had already happened. And then she's talking to her psychologist, psychiatrist, he's like, oh you're going to fuck at the prom? Yeah, I was like, oh, her therapist is so nice. She's like really talking her through this transition in her life. It seems like she's taking really good care of her. And she's like's like, and you're gonna love your prom. And I was like, oh, fuck you then. Who loves their prom? I guess a demographic.

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Who is your favorite character or Hogwarts crush? They're teens, none of them. Cho Chang. Draco. Chochang. Trico Malfoy. Harry Potter. Nevel Long Bottom, who grew up to be very attractive. Luna Lovegood, oh, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley or Hermione Granger. There's no, don't, no, don't care on this one.

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How many years are we? No, I was still like 18. I was still like, it was the year after I graduated high school. Oh, you're a grosso. How many years are we? I was still like 18. I was still like, it was the year after I graduated high school. It's always, it was always weird when like girls brought guys who'd already graduated. Sure, yeah. Yeah. It wasn't my high school that I was going back to either, which I feel like is even we're yeah. Yeah, you're just a stranger adult that they want to know that. Someone's a weird cousin. So we see, Cut 2, getting your hair done for the prom. Yes.

I've never gotten my, I haven't gotten a haircut professionally since 1995. Okay. I've never gotten my hair done for an event. Have you? Yes. When you get your hair done for an event, is it just people talking about who they want to fuck? Uh, no.

Okay. And they also just like actually do your hair instead of just straightening it, because they all just flat iron the hair and leave. Except for Lisa who looks lovely. And just giggling. Just giggling for hours. Yeah. Did you like when the woman is looking into a mirror and then hands her a mirror to look at her hair?

It's just so she can see the back. They do that so you can see the back. But she didn't spin around. Oh, good point. Oh, right. We see the back, but she's, if I had to go to a school dance, I'd take a colon to tip too. That's just just just just just just just just just just in the mirror in the bathroom and almost takes a colonna pen and I thought Jesus if I had to go to a school dance I'd take a

kalon pin too. A couple of them. Yeah. Take several. So we get one of 113 mirror jumps in this at this point. Donna needs to stop fucking standing in front of open medicine cabinets because every time she closes the door there's a bad guy behind her. Did the the th th th did th did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did did that that that that that that that that that the that that the that that that the that that the that that that that that that that that that that that that that bad guy had a, oh I can never pronounce his name properly, peeky blinders 28 days later. Silly and Camerphy. Yeah, that kind of vibe to him, like the hard cheekbones and poofy lips. Hard cheekbones, very, very poofy lips. Yeah, I agree. I was like, it's not that bad. Look at me, you know, it's too bad he's crazy. Yeah, just sort of a murdered family, you know, you could do worse.

Yeah, you know, you could do worse than that guy. I mean, you are going to the prom with a man who was 29 years old when you're going to this problem. Oh shit, he's 29. He still looks pretty young. Imagine being 29 and being like, I can pass for being in high school. Yeah. Jesus. 29, I already looked hard. I was going to find a picture of myself when I was 29, you're like, no, you all know that I already looked like a full-blown fucking old man at that point in time.

Yep, yep, yep. It was funny. I realized the other day that like up until like 35 people bother to guess my age anymore. No. No. I had got parted not too long ago and I was like, what? What? Where? I've got like Gandalf hanging off my fucking head. I was going to do some bar and then, uh, me and the dude laughed.

Did you show him your idea or did you say, me and right? We just both laughed. He's like, sir, you're almost 50. Was AARP like? What are you doing here in a bar? That's not for you. Is there an age cut off the bar? He's like, oh, two more years you'd be out of the street. I like that her friends don't get out of the lim the lim their their their their their friends don't their friends don't get out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out. very funny to me. Like her, so Donna now lives with her Aunt Karen and Uncle Jack. You're like real nice people.

Yeah, yeah. You take your mother's see-through shawl to the prom. You're your mom's favorite shawl? She's like, we don't learn until later that Donna has gotten into Brown on a full scholarship. Sure. But her Aunt Karen is hugging her and being like, she'd be so proud. And I was like, she's like, she's to to to to be like, she's to be like, she's to be like, she's to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be like, she's to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the their their their their their mom. the the prom. the prom. the prom. the prom. the prom. the prom. the prom. the prom. the prom. the prom. th. to the the to their to to to like for going to the prom? Anybody can go you're loud. At this point I have the note that says this movie feels like what I assume Dawson's Creek was like. I think it's got a very Dawson's Creeky vibe which is hard because it's also 10 years older than Dawson's Creek. This feels like the late 90s to me. But it isn't. It's 2008. Yeah. It feels concurrent with like idle hands or jawbreaker. Absolutely. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. th. th. th. the. the. the. th. the late 90s to me, but it isn't. It's 2008. Yeah. Yeah. It feels concurrent with

like idle hands or jawbreaker or something like that. Yeah. And I don't know why that. I don't know what it is about that. Maybe it's the fact that they all have cell phones and nobody's ever using them when they should. Or maybe that they're all full blown-ass adults in school like all those movies. Could be be. Then the the the the the the the the their their their their th. That their their their th. That th. That th. That th. That their th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. I tho. I tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It th. It th. It's is. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's the. It's the. I's to. I's to. I'm toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's to. It's them all yelling out of the limo, which reminded me that my friend Colleen of the, oh God, what was that movie called? She was a guest. Oh shit, yes. What was that movie? Ritual, maybe?

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Maybe he's just really into COVID. Oh, I'm an HVAC. Yeah, I want to believe that he's like a HVAC fortune kind of guy. Remember digital cameras? Sure. Yeah. I have one around here somewhere because we were all alive in 2008. And you can't throw it away what he's supposed to do with it. It's like batteries, just like, I don't know what to do with. These are just to put them somewhere for later.

Put him in a ziplock bag under my bed. Use them as a weapon someday. Serious. So then we go to, oh, and there's like a red carpet walk when we get to the prom, which was always the word, like getting like your prom photo taken when you first get there and you're standing in a way that human beings have never stood before. You're like standing up spooning and but why? Yeah, but like enough, like there has to be the distance for the hold of ghosts between you and your partner. Sure, sure. Hand on hip. Um, your hand on my hand, it's very weird, it's very bizarre. And then there was like a split second of Goths getting their photo taken.

I was like, why aren't they the movie? Why aren't I watching them? I would watch the fuck out of Goths prom. Yeah. And I feel like this was just like, let's make fun of Goths for a second. Place his heart, Detective Win. Win. Detective win. No first name.

No, detective. No one calls him anything other than Detective or Win. And I was like, OK, Iljus El-Jalba, you know, you're doing it. I think he's doing great. He's doing an American accent, but as in when I was shocked to find out he was British in the wire, I was like, I can't believe this dude's British. He sounds like he's from Baltimore. And this movie was like, he is barely holding on the taxin.

He think so. I was marveling at his, how I thought it was, I thought, he was, I thought he was pulling it off pretty well, but I have seen. So maybe he can be better. He's incredible in the wire. Okay. I saw an interview with him and he was talking about after he like auditioned for the wire and didn't tell them he was from England. Oh. And like on their like, was he not recognizable at the time? No, he was nobody at the time. Really?

So he's so hot. I just assumed that he's always. So he, like, apparently on the third like callback, they were like, so where are you from? And he was like, he tried like, fuck around, and he's like, I'm sorry, I'm from East London. Yeah. And he started talking to his regular accent. I was like, you're fucking with me right now. Like, he didn't believe that he- He thought that he trying to do like some other American accent Like to kind of like a New York accent or something.

I think he's trying to be just do a tough guy American thing. Yeah, and it was like serious. It was very weird and he also walks like a duck through the entire movie. It's very strange. I couldn't tell if he just had like an ill-fitting suit on or if they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they I love him, and I think he's doing a great job. And I also, to her credit, I think Donna Kett-Bogel isn't that bad. Sure. I thought he was a fine after.

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It's just true. We spend a lot of time with DJ Tyler. The Bellhop gets credited, but no DJ Tyler. You mean baby Ed Helms? What's that? Belhop had such an Ed Helms voice I couldn't take it. I called that. I that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that take it. I called him Ed Helms Jr. throughout my notes. Katie, you're not going to believe this. The killer is at the hotel, where the prom's happening.

That seems crazy. It seems wild. It took three days, he'd been in jail, or excuse me, a mental institution yeah prison style in California for the criminally insane that's the words I was desperately grasping metal institution prison style he breaks out prison style was written in pink graffiti fun underneath it just says I love nuts which is a reference to the Patreon episode we just recorded which most people won't get funny jokes. He has escaped and it takes three days for the local PD to be notified.

Uh-huh, doesn't sound right. He's gotten a haircut, shaved his beard off, looks good? No one can recognize him. No, because he's wearing a baseball cap and a fucking suit jacket. Yeah, he's got a blazer on now, so he's a different guy. It's also crazy because like did he look like, I mean he looks like Charles Manson in his mugshot. Sure, for sure. Did he look like that as a teacher? I guess so. Okay. Okay. Professor Manson. What's his name? Fenton? Fenton? Richard Fenton. Dick Fenton. So I'm like, I'm starting to be like, okay, all right, so Jason Street's gonna be turned out to be this guy's brother and he's gonna kill her.

That would have been a great twist. I figured it was gonna be like, uh, uh, Will Benson. From, I know who, what you did last summer, part two. Holy shit, that movie. Is that what you was talking about. I just think about the name Will Benson Ben's son all the time Oh man, imagine writing a movie on a four martini lunch Sounds great So there's like a prom queen subplot happening? That takes up quite a bit of the film of who is going to be prom queen? Does it end up mattering? No, no, it does not. No, because they Yeah, because they yeah, it doesn't. Yeah, it th, yeah, it th, yeah, it th, it th, yeah, it th, it th, yeah, it th, it th, it th, it th, it th, it th, it th, it th, th, it th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, the thi thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, all th, all th, all th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes thi. thi. thi. is going to be prom queen, does it end up mattering? No, it doesn't.

It does not. No, because they, yeah. It doesn't. It's either going to be Lisa or the other lady. The blonde girl, not our blonde girl, a different blonde girl. The blonde girl that they've always hated. Because she's a bitch. Or whatever. They do call a couple other names when they call the prom queens up to the stage.

And I was like, what about Katie Higgins? Why can't she be fucking prom, Lisa? So that's happening. Uh-huh. And then they're at the prom. They've got a suite at the hotel, which like, how the fuck did they afford that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bigger that's bigger than than than than than than th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. It's bigger, it's bigger, it's bigger, it's bigger, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, th. They's, thi. They's, th. They th. They they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their their their their their. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, their. They're, th, th, th, their. They're th. th. th. th. their. thi. thi. tha. thooooooooooo. their their their their their their their their their their. which like, how the fuck did they afford that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's bigger than most apartments I've ever lived in. I just got a hotel room to go to Delaware, and I was like, God damn hotel rooms are expensive. So expensive.

Two hundred bucks for one night? Get out of here. I don't know if it's because Airbnb's because Abbinbis exist or what? I just remember back of the day like getting like a $50 hotel room. And it not being that terrible. No, no, and you can smoke in it. After you smoked on the airplane to get there. Yeah. So the murderers in the hotel, the proms in the hotel, this like this like, uh, what's the cheerleader movie? All cheerleaders die? No, no, no, no, the, the, the, the, bring it on. Yes, it's like, got this like, bring it on subplot of like,

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fucking. Yeah. And then like you see like light heavy petting and moves on. Light heavy petting is a great phrase. But then when Lisa runs out, Ronnie Ronnie puts away in a ring and I was like, ooh, were you getting engaged in high school? That's disgusting! Ronnie, you're the quarterback, you're going to state or whatever. And who didn't think Ronnie was gonna be Prompt King? No, Ronnie's clear. There's not even a competition for Promking. It's definitely not gonna be the blonde guy or the other blonde guy.

Can I tell you a thing that I hated in this movie? Please, that's why we're here. And you can tell me if I'm way off base on this. So there's the teacher that when they first get in there is talking about how beautiful Lisa is. Lisa is so beautiful. I thought she was just being kind. She was being kind. And then they announce her as the gym teacher as the is like, oh she loves, she's in love with you. Yeah. So she's the short-haired gym teacher who's in love with you and I was like, really? Yeah. How's her stereotypes doing? How's that going? Also hated that. Okay good. So I wasn't like totally off base with that. Which is, I don't know, it's it's Ms. Water. She's the only teacher. She's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th thi thi. the. the. theateateateateate. the only theateateateate. th th th th th th. the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's the. theateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateateate. She's th. She's th. th fire the guy with the restraining order and the murderer. Nobody else has to be shaperoning the problem. No other adults there. It's DJ Tyler? Who is, I don't know, 60? All of this DJ Tyler. He's old. He's too old for this gig. What else is he gonna be doing on a probably Thursday night? He's just the right age. So yes, Claire gets killed. One of the problems with this movie is the deaths are very, right, right, right, right, right, right, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It's th. It's, th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the thi, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the the the t. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. t. The problem, one of the problems with this

movie is that the deaths are very vanilla. Oh yeah, there's like nondescript as hell. And the movie like wants to ignore the fact that humans have blood in their bodies. Do they know? Because he kills everyone with a knife and there's not a drop of blood anywhere. Only when it's like stuck to his knife. Maybe they'll have thick blood. Maybe maybe their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, thi thi. Maybe, they'll have rule thick blood. Maybe, maybe. Maybe there's not a lot of water being drunk in this town. No. Maybe they're all just really dehydrated. A bunch of thick-blooded teens right around.

That's when Michael was walking around drinking from a rocks glass. I was like, are you just to him, he's almost 30. Oh, is that what she wants to go to state with him next year? And he's like, please don't. But like, yes, go to college so you can have sex with other people. That's why you go. Sure.

It's a bigger pool of people. That's right. And then I wrote, I can't wait for a wheelchair quarterback to die. Then we see the killer up in the suite, deleting all of the pictures of her with her boyfriend from the digital camera, which is just like super petty. When he's just looking at pictures of her and he's like, yeah, yeah, and then one of her and Jason Street comes up and he's like, no, no. Delete and the things like, beep, beep. Also, why did Maria and the bellhop have to die?

Why didn't anyone notice that the bellhop was dead? Sure. He'd been gone a long time too. Yeah. Yeah. Also, didn't he look like eight ball from, uh, the movie that we just did two weeks ago with the... He was a German... A German... A ape-all. Coked out, stuards.

Yeah, Mum's Ferratu. He did have an A-Paul-to. He had a very eight-ball quality about him. He probably needed to be more eight-ball and he'd still be alive and a vampire. Yeah. But I just like, I was like, I was like, what is our motivation here, murder man? He's just killing everyone. Are you just going to murder the entire earth until it's just you and Donna Kepler left? It does seem like that's his idea.

Yeah. He kills Michael, who is a real Dildo with the face of like a sixth grader. He looks like a child. Michael is, everyone knew this guy in high school. Yeah. It just wants to rule his girlfriend's life. Yeah. Not a good. Not a good guy. Not a good look, Michael. Also I talk about this a lot on this show but like acting against no one, you know. He has to do a very long scene of this and he is terrible.

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Where is his body? I don't know. Do we ever see it again? Yeah, doesn't it fall out of a cabner? But that's the bellhop, I think. Is that okay? Because that's when he realizes, oh, that's why no one noticed the bellhop was missing was because He hit him. The killer had taken the clothes. Yeah, and walked out. I'm the bellhop now dog. In Idris Elba's flashback. So much this movie happens in dreams and or remembering a thing you were not acting. Yeah, what that's called as imaginations. So we go go go go go go go go back th th th that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's the that's the that's the the that's that's that's that's called as imaginations. So we go back to this prom queen subplot where Chrissy is the blonde girl's name. Okay, okay, that makes sense.

Who has a line that I really liked about her blonde boyfriend where she's like, if he were any dumber, I'd have to water him. Yeah, that's a good line. That's a good bus and definitely her mom said that to her about her boyfriend. Oh yeah. She just that she she she she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just she just just just she just just she just she just she just just she just just just just just just just just just she just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. She she she's. She she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's she's Oh yeah, she just tucked it away for later. And then Lisa's talking about how she wants to be a prom queen for honor, respect of my peers. Fuck off. Go fuck yourself. That's just how Lisa is. You know, she loves honor and respecting of her peers.

Did you like that when they got three room keys they only gave them to the men in the group? Why they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they had they had they they they had they had they they had to to to to their respect to to to to to their respect their respect their respect of their respect of their respect of respect their respect their respect their respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect respect. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did their respect their their respect their their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. to their to their. their to their to their. to to to the men in the group? I did. Why? So they can hold them for the women who cannot have respect of their peers or honor. They had to go powder their noses though so they got them, they got them anyway. Then they do a waw-wha high school moment. Oh yeah. I'm really gonna miss you guys. No one tell to thrown thi. tho. tho. their tho. tho. tho. their tho. their tho. tho. tho. their tho. their their tho. tho. their their their their their their their their their their tooes their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their tho. tho. toe. to. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. their their's really sad the prom. No, literally no one has ever told me that. To everybody who's listening to this that's in high school right now? Yeah. Are you in high school? Don't, don't listen. It gets better.

Oh yeah. Things get better. And if they don't get better, like, if you thinne. tooo' the quarterback of a high school football team for four years. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't keep that job. You cannot keep that job. Oh man. It's like when, yeah, never thear.

So the hotel guy that looks like 8-Ball is like going to look for Maria, the housekeeper, and he sees, what's his face? Fenton? Fenton, the hfen, the hfen, the hfen, thenton, thin, thin, thin, thin, thine, thine, thine, thine, thine, th. thu, thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thi, thi, thi, thus, the ha, thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi. Oh, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. Oh, tooom. Oh,enton. In the hallway. And he's like, have you seen a housekeeper up here? And instead of just being like, no, sorry, you haven't seen her. He kills this guy. Well, not only that, he comes out of one room and goes into another room, and the guy's like, well, that's a perfectly normal if you're wearing a sports coat and a baseball hat, I'm suspecting you of something. You're doing something.

Do you think just like white collar crime? Maybe, like, hmm, you've diversified your stock portfolio right now, Mr. that's not a crime, that's good financial advice. I know, Wu Tang told me that. Meanwhile, DJ Tyler has taken a break and there's, and there, and there, and there, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, and there's, there's, and there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, thi me that. Meanwhile, DJ Tyler has taken a break and there's like a video yearbook on the screen. We cut back to the video yearbook and it's a picture of Bobby and it says favorite subject social studies and then we cut to Bobby and he's like, oh yeah, I do love social studies. Bobby is Jason Street for all of you following along home. Just fucking love social studies.

But like the camera like the photo spins into focus. It's so tomb. I love it. I couldn't believe that Ronnie was going to ask Lisa to marry him. That's, I cannot believe that. That's gross. Man, oh man, oh man, oh man of shivitz. Interesting because they're all talking about their post high school plans and Lisa does not talk about hers. I don't know where she's going. Maybe she was just expecting to marry Ronnie

and be freshman wives. We were merely fresh wives. So they go upstairs to fuck, I guess, even though the prom queen announcement is happening in mere moments and she is like so nervous about it? We'll be back in five minutes. Give us 15. I was like, yeah, that sounds like, yeah, that sounds like high school sex. They get in the elevator and they run into the killer. And Lisa just looks at him like, I know him. He killed your best friend's family. He was your teacher. He was your teacher. I forgot he was her teacher who murdered her

best friend's family and she said, God he just something about him looks familiar. He just doesn't have a beard. What is wrong with you? Every time I shave my beard off you like, hello, I'm Katie. H. to stop doing that when I get my bangs trimmed. It's just like... Oh, hey, I'm Alan. How are you? Yeah. Uh-huh. So those people must have been standing on stage for a really long time. Yeah. Yeah.

That's so embarrassing. Just do it without her. Luckily Ronnie finally shows up. They're like running all over the hotel looking for Lisa and it's like it seems like it's too late. Like how long are they gonna let this presentation of prom royalty go on for? I know it's the B plot, but how long do we need? I love that that's the B plot, and the cops trying to find the murderer is like the L plot. Seriously, it is way down the alphabet. So Idris, Duck Walk and Elba sets off a fire

alarm right as they're about to announce the prom king and queen. Which is so devastating for Chrissy. Chrissy can't handle it because then she opens up the envelopes and it's Ronnie and Lisa. Which means nothing to anyone. It matters for no purpose. And you have to be like, who? Right, right, right, right. Right. Really? They say they say their. Because, their. Because, their. Because, their. Because, their. Because, their. Because, their. Because, their. Because, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their duck. their duck. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. D. the. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. the. the. the. the. to anyone. It matters for no purpose. And you have to be like, who? Right, right, right? Right, right? Right. Really? They say their names a billion times. This is a movie where I had no trouble with people's names. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I think it's Keppler. I think it's Kepple. Hey Donna. Hey Donna. Donna. Donna. It's like. It's like everyone. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's. It's. They's. They's. They's. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They. They's. They's. They's. They's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. they's like. they're they're they say. they say. they say. they say. they say. they say. they say. they say. they say. they, is it? Oh, I'm thinking. It is. No, it is. It's Kepple. It's good, yep, yep, yep. Kepler, let's go with that. Take it up with whoever wrote this piece of shit. I'm sure it was Donna Keppel. It was written by J.S. Cardone. Oh, this is a Cardone. He wrote the Covenant. Okay, of course. The Slayer and Shadow Zone and the Forsaken.

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Anyway. So Idrisal was like pulled the fire alarm and now they're doing a sweep of the hotel because they know that they got the guy in the hotel. There's no way you got out of the hotel. Right. This is after he's killed Lisa in the pigeon area of the hotel, which is an area so easy for guests. Which is an area so easy for guests to access. You're going. Yeah, they took an comes up on the elevator and he's like, Lisa, you in there? Like, anyone can get in there.

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hit. And I remember that we had a little mosh pit playing that dance. Oh, that's really cool. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Donna goes back up to get the shawl, which is like, what if the fucking hotel was on fire? Yeah. That's my dead mom's. that's your dead mom's sheer shawl. Yeah. Sheer shawl redemption. So the, I don't understand Fenton. No. He's just wandering up and down the elevator. Literally all he does is go down down to the ballroom up to the suite. Down to the ballroom, up to the suite. What's so great about Donna Kepler? What is this man's motivation? Well, Donna Keppel. Very pretty. Sure, going to Brown. Going to Brown must be smart. Yeah, uh-huh. Seems nice. A little naive. Sure. Got a cool scar.

That's it. So we head back to Donna's home with... No, but first, okay, so first he attacks her in the suite and he like hatchets through the door. With a fire extinguisher, yeah, yeah. Oh right. She just holds her head and screams despite the fact that there are phones like probably next to the toilet in that sweet. There have got to be phones all over that fucking place. And then she pulls a total Donna move. Was her, gets on the bed? Was her, gets on the bed. Claire is a full-size person. She gets under the bed and then suddenly looks to the side and there's Claire and it's

like no you saw you crawled under there you saw fucking Claire's body. I want to shout out to Claire's like knee length prom dress. I was really feeling that dress. It's a very cute dress. It's like an empire waist dress. She was giving me Lindsay Lohan vibes with the red hair and the yeah and you know how I feel about Lindsay had kind of a husky voice too. Yeah yeah, Claire wasn't fucking around yeah Claire rules. Um it's then that somehow they think to check the suite to see if Donna's there or like no Donna had told like the blonde guy that she was going back up to the suite and so Idris Elba hears this and he's like oh oh we should have a the th a a a th a ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch a th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the th. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the thi. the the the thi. the thi. the thi. thi. thi. th. th. th., oh we should have checked there. Yeah, she has a fucking key to it.

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That's, and then we find Bobby dead, my note was, oh Bobby got a Nash cash too. So I guess neck wounds are now referred to as Nash Cash's. I like that. I like that quite a bit. Well, I'm trying to work on my branding. No, I think that's good. The aunt and uncle screamed because there's a dead cop in the backyard. Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, I don't know. That's it.

that's it. Pretty much. I've one last note that says well now at least she doesn't have to go to state. I guess because Bobby's dead. This is all an elaborate plan to be able to go to Brown. So there's like a scene where she's in the closet but Fenton is in there as well because we found out that he's a master hideer. There's a lot well it's always the closet though. He's always been in the closet. But that baseball cab is like a fucking invisibility cloak for him speaking of Harry Potter earlier. I already forgot that that was this episode. Yeah, there are so many shots of in closets, looking into closets. They don't really pay off very often. No. No, no. I mean that's this movie. She finally fights back. She finally fights them. And th. They the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the mean, that's this movie. She finally fights back, she finally fights against Fenton, and then Idrselba kills him. Just shoots him, movie ends. Although it looked like there was going to be more movie in the credits, and I was hoping

you were going to watch that for me. Nah! I had enough of this film. Yeah. Here's the problem with this movie. Okay, I'd I I I I I I I'd th I'd th I'd th. th. th. th. th. th. tha I'd tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha' tha' tha' tha' thathe. that tho. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. tho. thoom. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. tha. tha. th problem with this movie. Okay, I'd like to know. It's not bad enough to be funny. It's just super bland. Yeah, it's an exercise in mediocrity. It's not even that.

It's like, they're not even excer- It's like a walk in mediocrity. It's a slow stroll around the block holding a water bottle in mediocrity. It's in 10,000 steps and getting four and being like fuck it. It's in the thousands. I was just like, dog watch urban legend. Yes. Watch. Prom night perhaps. Yeah well I'm like I'm thinking the movies that that feel like this era of film. Also 1998. Right. Exactly. Yeah. I know what you did last summer is better than this. One hand oh. Because it's a good movie. It feels like it's it's in the th. It's in the th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in the th. It's in th. It's in the th. It's in the th. It's in the th. It's in the th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in the th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in the th. It's in that it's in that it's in that it's in that it's in that it's in that it's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in th. It's in the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's in the the th. It's in the th. It's in the the thousand. It's in the the thousand. It's in the the thousand. It's in the thousand. It's in thousand th. It's in th. Also 1998, right exactly. Yeah, yeah. I know what you did last summer is better than this. One hendow, because it's a good movie. It feels like it was, yeah, it's aping a movie from 10 years ago. Go. I still know what you

did last summer is better than this. Yes! It's watchable. I mean it's worth it for, yeah, it's worth it for... Yeah, Brandy. Yeah, go ahead. When the sneakers pop out of the dryer, Brandy and she goes, love when they do that. Remember that? You like that a lot. It's very silly because it happens twice. If it's good ones, it's good twice. Yeah, of course. That's the pop-tart theory of everything. Katie. Speaking of giving, let's give this little rating.

You go first. All right, this is trash, this gets a zero. It's awful. Zero. See, I think it's not bad enough to be a zero. I think the fact that it isn't bad enough to be a zero makes it a zero. Think about that's a little heartbreaking. Sure. The main players anyway. Sure. But I feel like the everything around it was not. I mean, think about the original problem, like the movie that has namesake alone, nothing

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Don't watch this movie. Oh, don't bother. I'm glad it's leaving Netflix. Netflix was like, what have we done? This is taken a valuable space. Prom season's pretty much over by now. Prom is the spring, you fool. Yeah, exactly. The thing about prom season is there's always another one around the corner. The thing about prom season, no matter how old I get, prom stays the same. Yeah. Katie. Can I read you a message from a patron? Oh, Katie. Can I mean I read you a message from a patron? Oh, oh. This is from Yo patron. I would love to hear a message from a patron. Oh, oh, this is from Yoji.

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This is from zombie bitesi Bites Damian. Oh, no, Damian. Look out. Watch it. Watch it, David, or you the zombie that bites Damian? Hi, zombie bites Damien. Definitely the best horror podcast, five stars. Oh, definitely. Definitely. Definitely. It's insane how good this show is. Is it? Oh, that's so nice of you to say, but it's not that good. Oh. We're good at compliments. Caught up on almost all episodes since I started listening a few months ago. That's like a couple, that's like 100 episodes a month. Yeah. That's like three a day. That's a lot. Are you okay? I worry about people when they say this. Only podcast I make time to listen to, and you should too.

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Very topical. I'm from one of our favorite directors. I don't, I actually, people's malignant. It's malignant. It's malignant. People keep being like, what do you think about malignant? I'm like, I only even know what you're talking about? But I understand that it's a thing. I've been a little under a rock.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you heard our other James Wan podcast? I have to say that everyone who's talked to me about it has had positive things to say. Yeah, yeah. So maybe he turned over a new leaf. Apparently it's Batchett. Okay, so I'm here for Batchett.

Where can you watch it? It is on HPO. I've got that. You do got that. No, I don't. No one's judging your HBOness. Okay, fine, thanks, Adrian. Yeah, so we're going to do malignant. Malignant. Malignant. Malignant. Malignant. It's a fun word to say for a not fun situation. It's a word you don't want to hear. No. Hey, you're Malignant. Oh, I am though. I think you're pretty benign. I think you're pretty benign. Oh, I thin. I th. I th. I th. I thin. I thin. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thin. I thin. I thin. I think you're pretty benign. Oh, that might be worse. This movie was benign. It's a cyst. This movie is a cyst.

You know? From the mind of James Wann, benign. It's a really weird freckle. Go see your dermatologist. They'll shave it off in the office. Yeah, they do. Uh, all right, that's it. That's all we got for this movie.

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Okay. I'll just picked up my the time of the year. go back next week for malignant. And happy Halloween season. We're here. Yeah, we can pick some good Halloween movies to do. Wonderful time of the year. Also, everybody, stop talking shit on candy corn. It's like little Halloween seeds. Yeah, it's like little Halloween seeds. Yeah, the pumpkin candy corn. Sure, mellow cream? I just want more candy in my face. You just want a thicker sugar hit. Yeah. It's like a little, better tri-tri. Yeah. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better. Better.. Better. Better. thicker sugar hit. Yeah. Just a, just a, just a, the, this movie's blood content sugar hit of just thickness. Have you had those green Reese's peanut buttercups yet? Ew, no. They're good. What do they task? their peanut buttercups? They're just green? Because like Frankenstein. Oh, they're not like mint. the mint. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. thick. thi. thic. thic. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.... Yeah... Yeah.. Yeah...... Yeah. Yeah.. Yeah..... Yeah... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. like? Peanut buttercups. They're just green because like Frankenstein. Oh, they're not like mint or something?

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