Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 350- Malignant (2021)

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

*dj air horn* It's our 350th episode! We actually didn't realize until...well, right now. But that's okay, because we think it's a pretty good one. This episode represents our return to the Wan-iverse with James Wan's newest film, "Malignant." Special topics for your consideration include: some more life advice from your friends who know nothing-- including some on both hypnotherapy and falling down, a little bit of DMB talk (please don't come at us DMB fans, it's fine, we're sorry), Five Inch Nails, some real "Paranormal Activity"-level spooky kid stuff, and a slander being righted in the most delightful way (stick around to the end for that one). The Wan-iverse is vast and we've really disliked most of it. Find out more with Episode 81- "Saw," Episode 96- "The Conjuring," Episode 303- "Insidious" and Episode 333- "The Conjuring 2." I was also 90% sure we'd done "The Nun" but the records beg to differ and they are probably right, so.  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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Just immediately got into the giggling. We're doing the 2021 in theaters and on HBO malignant. Malignant, James Wan. James Wan. So I was using talk to text to narrate my thoughts to my phone while we did. To narrate my thoughts because something's from memoir. Yes, this is my memoir of watching malignant. Every time it spells James Wan, James, and then J-U-A-N is if I was talking about someone named Juan. James and Juan. Before we get into this, if this is your first time listening to a werewolf ambulance, we are about to literally spoil the

living hell out of this movie. Oh yeah. We're going to ruin it. So if you're going to watch it, watch it before you listen. Please, because there's a twist in this movie. It is there? Also we did no research and we didn't even know what the movie was about until we pressed play. So you know that's where we are in terms of knowledge. Yeah, so we're asking you to put in the to the to to the the to to the the to to the to the the to the to to the to their to their to their their to to their their to watch their to watch it their their to watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch it's th. Watch th. Watch, watch th. Watch th. Watch th. Watch th. th. Watch th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Watch th. th. th. Watch th. the, the. Watch the. Watch it's thi. Watch it's thi. Watch it's thi. Watch it's thi. Watch it's thi. Watch it's thi. Watch it's thi. Watch it's the. Watch it's the. we are in terms of knowledge. Yeah so we're asking you to put in a legwork that we would not do ourselves. Precisely. Although we did watch it before we did this episode. We watched it. We're asking them to do exactly what we've asked of ourselves which I think is fair. You're right, you're right. I stand correct. All right. Well here we go. Well that's my first note about malignant. Mine's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's the that's that's the that's that's that's their their their their that's my their their their their their their their their their their their their their their we're their we're their we're their. We'll. We'll. We'll. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their. We're their their their their their their their their. their. their their. their. their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. We're. We're. their. their. We're watching. We're. We're watching. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. their. It looked like the Cathedral of Learning. It looked ridiculous. Oh yeah.

When, uh, what's her name, the sister finds it later in the movie, I was like, there's no way this exists, it would be the most Instagram thing ever. For sure. Yeah, and every window would be broken out of it. Oh, God, yes. Teens for miles would flock to it haunted hospital and nothing bad happened to her? Of course. She was like, oh my god, she's going in there. Oh my god, she's going to the basement.

And then the next scene, she's just sitting at her mom's house. I was like, well, good for you, you made it. Did you like, the direction for that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the the the the the the the the the the the a the a the actress, the actress, the actress, the actress, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, was, the actress, the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the was supposed to be like something made of the fact that there's an age gap between them. So instead of making her seem younger, they just made her seem unthinking? Yeah, dimmer? Dimmer. Dimmer is a great way to put it. Oh, so this is, this is my first point of confusion in this movie.

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Yes. It was making me think for some reason of the House on Haunted Hill remake from the 90s, yeah. This, this whole building does. Yes. It was a very vibe of that. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi- thi-s thi-s. ta tri-s. tri-s. toda ta. tha tha. thi-s. thi-s. thi-s. th. th. th. Haunted Hill remake from the 90s, yeah. This whole building does, for sure. Yes, it was a very vibe of that. Yes, yes, yes, yes. There's such lines as, it was like he was drinking the electricity and controlling our machines, which is like, okay. All right, Doc. Why?

Never mind. There are no wise to be asked in this movie. No. I think, I, as a, as a be answered. I think, as a person who asks why, all the time, I want to be very clear, I'm not going to do it once. Okay. Okay. Well, I probably am, but you don't have to answer them. I got you.

Because this film that does not beg the question why. It is just hours to to watch James one. You know what makes this movie so much better than his other movies? This one knows how stupid it is. Yes, until it doesn't and then it tries to realize that again and I feel like there's a tonal fluctuation that I did not like. Okay we'll get to it. Yes. All right. So there's a doctor that's like he's a monster and we ought to stop him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him him. He him. He him. He to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to monster, and we ought to stop him. Talking into a video recorder, and then some guys running in and saying, he's a monster, and we have to stop him. And then they run out to the hallway, and someone's like, it's a monster, gotta stop him. It's this monster who's throwing everybody around,

but it's also a child. He's sure got into a lot of nurses before anything. A lot a lot a lot. A lot. th and th and th and th and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's, thoom. thoom's, thi. thi's thoomoomoomoomoomoomoomorrow, thoomoe. thoe. thoing, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toa. toeea. thea. thi. thi. that may have been the same nurse over and over again. I was unclear on that. I just thought maybe they had a lot of 22-year-old dark-haired nurses. And this is where the doctor delivers the line. It's time to cut out the cancer. For the first time. She will say it a number of times. And then the movie says, get it, malignant. Yeah, like a cancer? But there's also the song that's playing is like a five-inch nail song. It also plays several times. I felt like the movie could have been called six. Because it had that flavor of like the seven opening with a nine-inch nail song. Yes. With like shaky cam and scriggity scratches all over the screen.

Absolutely. And then like, for all you death metal fans out there, carcass like filmography of people being cut open and things are moved from them. Right, that's a little Bob Zombie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, it's very Bobbert. So we cut to present day. But she's, did you see that fucking carola?

Present day, 25 years ago. I was infuriated in that. I was like, are you trying to insinuate that the present day is the 80s? Because I find that offensive. For sure. Yeah, but then he, it cuts into the inside of the house and he's just playing on his goddamn cell phone. Yeah, and watch an MMA, which no one was doing in the 80ies. I mean, if you were, you were like a fringe of society. So, is, tell me you're an asshole without saying you're an asshole, laying on bed, your wife's coming in complaining about the baby hurting, and you're like, hmm, what's that mean? Yes, I think that's... That's my MMA, you turnthe worst thing I've ever heard someone say to somebody else

in a movie? I don't even want to put it on the podcast, because I feel like that's a really horrible thing for a person who's had a miscarriage to hear. And I just, I don't think it was very upsetting. This, Derek though. So, this is what I mean by the tonal shift in a movie. Slapsticky opening, that's like borderline goofy. Yes. To horrific domestic abuse.

Right. To a pregnant woman having her head put through a wall. Yeah. Yeah. Too much over the line, smoky. I know you needed to do this because of what's coming later. Yeah. I think James Wan just is only at 11.

Yeah. Although I guess the conjuring is at like a three on, on like, quailudes. You're talking about my favorite movie, what was it? Whistle and clap? Hid and clap. I feel like I'm just doing a notice of reading song over here. and clap whistle and clap. Whistle and clap. I can't remember what they think. Hide and clap. I feel like I'm just doing an Otis Redding song over here.

Anyway, that's a lot of head blood for a pregnant lady. And I feel like someone should check that out. And a head, I mean, a head one's gonna bleed on you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, that was a, hmm, that was a that was, that was, that was A thing I did like is when, so he, uh, Derek, which is also kind of tell me you're an asshole without telling me you're an asshole is by having the name Derek, just kidding, I'm sure there's some Derrick's out there, I'm sure you're lovely, but

like you have to know, right? Uh, he's downstairs sleeping on the couch and something is sort of like, the to-skthere's just a shot of like an invisible butt getting off a seat. Like the cushion just goes back up and I was like, I like that. I like invisible butts. It's menacing him by turning on the blender. Yeah. Opening the fridge door. Yeah. He's like, what the fuck?

Turning on the TV and flip it through the channels. With TV static, like that's a real thing. Yeah. Serrs, this is digital. I like the whole thing where like you can see the outline of whatever it is and then the light comes on and it's gone and that's where you see your invisible butt cheeks. Yeah. But it also felt very James Wan. It felt very insidious. It didn't go full Darth Moll, thankfully. The guy's got a style.

You've got to, uh, he's not going to deviate. And hugely, wildly popular. So I'll drop this now, which is the thing I'm thinking about thin. theory though, you know what I'm saying? Right. I think James Wan movies are to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to about. It was like the Big Bang Theory though, you know what I'm saying? I think James Wan movies are to horror films, what Dave Matthews band is to music, for me. It's competent, sure.

Sure. And it is almost 100% not for me. Yeah. But this movie might be crash. You like that song? I'm not mad at that song. It's catchy. That's not a good, that's not the one, I don't think. What do you? Don't drink the world. No, uh, you know, I don't think. One of the ones we just... Hey, my friend, I see your eyes are glassy. That's not right. That, you. No. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's, that. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's not, that's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not right. That's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's that's. that's not, that's not, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's. Yeah. that's. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's not, that's not, that's not that's not that I have one. Hey, my friend, I see your eyes are glassy. That's not the... That's not right. The one about the ants. I like the song about the ants.

That's a catchy tune. You know, of course you know. But yeah, he writes a catchy song, you know, but it's just, it's not for us. No. Don't come at us. Internet. I think they're gone. Dave Matthews fans off. I think they got off the internet. Window decals would tell me differently. Where can you even buy that fired answer in the year of our Lord and Savior 2021. I think it just comes standard on certain models of Subaru Forrester. Perhaps a Jeep. Maybe a Volvo. Yeah. Yeah. You can get the Grateful. the Grateful Dead. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to. to. th. th. to. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. the the the the the the the th. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. to. th. to. to. to. th. to. to. to. te. to. to. to. tod. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th.. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, you can get the Grateful Dead and Dave Matthews bandeditch in Volvo. There's definitely another parent at Lucy's school who has one of those

in their window and I cannot figure out which parent it is. Just, has anybody task? Don't drink this? Don't drink the water, huh? It's not good, see if anyone reacts. Yeah, just see who, like, like, the blood in water? Blood in water? Yeah, don't take, there's blood in there. Why would you put it in your mouth? Anyway. So Derek gets his, he gets his, he gets his comuppens. He has head turns all the way around backwards. It's pretty great. I referred to his neck being broke broke broke. And it's like pretty obvious at this point that it's just like dark Maddy, right. Yeah, the the the the th. th. Yeah, th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the. the. the, like, dark Maddy, right? Yeah, I have the note, dark Maddy is there. Yeah, dark Maddie, there you go. She's doing like the real Japanese girl move, like, I forget that, uh... Sadako from the ring. Yeah, or Samara from the American ring.

Right, with Naomi Watts. And a horse? That horse that fell off the boat that you loved. Was that the second one? Have we done the second one? What's the... No, that's the first one. Oh my god. Oh right, the second one they get attacked by like a herd of deer. Oh do they? Of course they do. Yeah, I gotta do that someday. I have it on DVD, but it back. I want it anymore.

Trying to like slip it through the automatic doors. They're like, stop it, it's not a return. Maddie wakes up in the hospital. Right after she gets knocked out by the dark Maddie attacking her? Yes, but why would that happen? No idea. No, no, no, no,. Oh yes, we've got Regina. Regina Moss. Regina Moss. And oh gosh, what's the guy's name?

Kecoa Shaw? Keh. Or Ke. Keh. That's a rough nickname. That's rough. That's rough. It's just, hmm?

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I guess we could think that as a plus. You know what, that's always a plus? that's a plus plus plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. That's that's. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's always that's always that's always a plus. That's always always a plus. That's always a plus. that's always a plus. that's always always a plus. that's always always a plus. That's always a plus. That's always a plus. That's always a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. That's a plus. My speciality? What did she say? A butt fucking? A butt fucking? A butt-fucking? A glintzing? Oh, she's a poiseco. Oh, my god. Please go listen to the episode that we did of Verodica. Please don't watch Verodica, because you will never get it back. Your life is gone. I cannot wait until we do the Western. I am so stressed about it. Life is so short and this is what I have to do. I was reading reviews of this movie and on Rotten Tomato somebody's review was, if I had not seen the spaghetti Western Glenn Danzig did in the movie theater I would have said this was the worst movie I the the the movie the movie the movie the movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie movie. the movie. the movie movie. the worst movie. the worst movie. the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi that that that that the that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's life that's life that that that that that that that that that's life. that's life of that's life of that's life of that's life of that's life of that's life of that's life of that's life of of that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their life. their their life. their life. their life of their life. their not seen the spaghetti western then Glenn Danzig did in the movie theater, I would have said this was the worst movie I saw in the theater this year. Oh God, someday I'm gonna die and I'm gonna be on my deathbed like I saw the Glenn Danzig

Spaghetti Western. But most movies you gotta wait to find out who the vampire is. In this movie, they're all vampires. You're also, counterpoint. I don't feel I've ever had to wait to find out who the vampire is. They usually just go, ha! Then you know. What's Christopher Lee? Always the vampire. Oh, I see.

Count Dracula. Anyway, so the cops are talking to each other. And one of them says to the other, all the hand patterns are upside down like the perp was hanging from the ceiling and I thought that's very good. I like that a lot. Good use of perp. Perp. Yeah, well I watch a lot of cop't do, I can't do that accent.

I can't say ma'am without it just sounding like I'm ordering at a restaurant. Yes ma'am. They'll say mom. Mom. Sounds like they're talking their moms. Mom. Mom. Yeah. Yeah.

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You know, phenomenally British. Yeah. Yeah. Stop. I wish immigrants was up taking her jobs. So I hope this is not someone's first time listening to this podcast. The views of Katie do not necessarily reflect the views of Katie. Yeah, I say things I don't mean him.

Maddie is doing laundry and all of a sudden, Dr. Weaver is in her washing machine? Yeah, yeah, it's weird. That's weird. It's weird. She was like in the washing machine or behind the door, like I couldn't even get the perspective right to figure out where I was seeing Dr. Weaver. It was so weird because her face in the washing machine looked like she was on the TV. Yes. But then you could see her lower body. Her legs, yeah. And I was like, what is going on? And then the room like fizzle melts away and she's in Dr. Weaver's and witnessing, let's call it dark Maddie, Dark Maddie, beating her to death with her swore to ward.

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So, yes, Dark Maddie kidnaps this woman for reasons unknown. It took me. I never, like, when they revealed who she was, I was like, oh, okay, because you through the, for most of the movie, you're like, who the fuck are you? So I figured it out, and you know I'm shit at this, I never figure fucking anything out. Yeah. I figured out what's going on in the movie in the first scene. Me too. And I figured out who the movie, thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th. th th th. th th. th. th. For th. For th. For th. For the th. For the the the the the th. For th. For th. For the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. For for for for for for for for for for for the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. For for for th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For most, for most the. For most the. For most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for most, for Maddie have the same bangs. I thought, well at first I was like, what happened? Is this another Maddie? Is this old Maddie? Is it like a different Maddie? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So then we see the chubby guy from the hospital in the beginning getting killed. Well, she, so first Dark Maddy, did you say that she chained her up in an attic so she's strung up like the like a mast head on a ship. Yes yes. Very upsetting. This is very Darry Orogento

specifically the film opera I think is being referenced here. Okay. Also Dark Maddie is all black gloves and leather and looks like they could have shopped at a hot topic to do this stuff. Dark Maddie is the goth kid in your high school who is like even gothier than you. Yeah, yeah, who's probably on a watch list from the principal of the high school. So yes, then we see the chubby guy is getting killed. The chubby guy? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I couldn't tell if he was a nurse or a doctor. There were three doctors that had treated her. It was the woman and the two men. Gotcha. Gotcha. And so at this moment I figure out what's going on,

that Dark Maddie is killing off everybody that's in the hospital. And I said, is this basket case? It is, it's a basket case! And do you know how much I love basketcase? I know! What a great movie! It's so fucking fun. But the thing about Basket case? Yeah. You learn to love those characters. You get depth of those characters. Sure. Well, yeah, more so than this. You spend a lot of time at bars drinking with those characters. That's sure, you're right. There are a lot of the the, the the th, th, th, th, th, th than this. You spent a lot of time at bars drinking with those characters. That's true, you're right, there are a lot of just drinking in bar scenes. Going on giggle dates by the Statue of Liberty

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Because there's a point to this movie that become like action movie montages. Oh, and then there's a point where it becomes a full-blown action movie for a little bit. I really enjoyed that. Sure. If I'm being honest with you. Yeah. The, I don't know if it was CG or how they did the stunts on that, but it was really neat. Yeah. So at this point we've seen that Doc Maddy is moving backwards. Yes, I love the way the character moves too. I think it's really good. I think it's really clever and interesting. Yeah. Yeah, and it's and it's, it's good spookery. It's great spook. Because it's like it's off pudding and it's like, that's not how's supposed to go at all. No it's just something in your brain is like oh that's not right. Like when they take off running and it looks ridiculous but

it's also like ew. Yes, do that. Ew. So that's like cool and inventive but then there's it like a thing where one of the doctors sees like wet footprints moving through his house and you're like, God damn it, James Wan. I saw these movies already. The one scene where Maddie is walking in on the steps and a kid runs through her house, and I was just like, James, James, James Wan, get in here, I need to talk to you. Children laughing is not frightening. Or running.

That's what they do, they run and laugh. If it was a newsy, I would have lost my mind. Going over and playing the phonograph. Bada-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Why? So, Maddie goes and tells the cops that she's seen this crime. Yes. And it's at the, there's a sign across the street, the silver something or other. Right, she has sort of seen the vision of the window that this is happening through and the

cops like you dumb piece of shit let's go check it out but also Sydney's there and the guy cop is just like uh and she's like uh but I like that Sydney really goes to bat for her sister and I like I was glad that Maddie had a Sydney and I felt like I was going to be sorry to see her die. Yes. And then I remembered I was watching a James Wan movie where no characters of import ever die because I think he's just afraid of that reality. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's very fast and furious.

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where he says, hello, Emily? Oh, yes, my notes are kind of all over the place because I was just yelling into my phone. But yeah, it's when she's in the police station, he calls her cell phone. Yeah. I'm only in your head. Didn't they tell you? I'm just a figment of your imagination? scream voice, which I like. He's a hundred percent during the screen voice. I kind of like I feel like this movie is James Wan being like, huh? It's a scream? Yeah. Yeah, yeah,

except all the characters of Import Dive. I'm living in your head. All right. Rent-free. Is that what the kid say? Are they still saying that? And she's like, Gabriel? And she's not supposed to know that name? No, and then she's shocked the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the! She's not supposed to know that name. No, and then she's shocked that she knows the name. So in the kid, the creepy kid paranormal activity videos, we find out that Gabriel is her imaginary friend who, I don't know, tell her to do bad things. Yeah, he talks to a birthday party? Yeah. She's like blowing out her candles, and Gabriel's like, ma'am, I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, Ithings. He talks to a birthday party? Yeah. She's like blowing out her candles and Gabriel's like, Ma-ma-ma-ma. Gabriel, give for this fucking moment. It's her moment. Technically it is Gabriel's birthday too. Legit? I'm sorry, I didn't think of that. She should just sput around let Gabriel blow up a candle. With his flailing arms, I'm sorry, I love Gabriel. Spoiler alert for later. So they realize there was a third

doctor, I guess that could be a target maybe. I don't know why. Oh, this is when the cops realized that Maddie was the doctor's patient. Right, right. Because they have the file that has a picture of her. Oh, no, I'm sorry. He gets the slacker in the office to age up the photograph of the young girl. th th th th th the young the young the young the young the young girl the young girl the young girl the young girl the young girl the young girl the young girl the young girl the young girl the young that has a picture of her. Oh no, I'm sorry, he gets the slacker in the office to age up the photograph of the young girl that's with the doctors who looks exactly like Maddie with the same bangs. It's just her DMV photo with the bangs. Yes, well she had those bangs as a child, you have bangs as an adult. Sure, sure. That's what that one song about, she banks. Oh my god, I love Ricky Martin. She banks for life. That's, God it makes me so sad that he had to pretend to be straight. Sure. Like who

watched the Live in Levita Loco video and was like, no that dude wants to fuck chicks. But I mean, it just sucks. It sucks, it sucks, the 90s sucked. I mean, and everything before. Yeah. So I was gonna say George Michael also had a rough, yeah. Yeah, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's th, it's th, it's th. It's th. It's th so on, it's th so on, it's th so on, it's th so on, it's th so on, it sucks, the 90s socked. I mean, and everything before suck. Yeah, so I was gonna say George Michael also had a rough rough run of it. Um, but yeah, like, it's just like, yeah, doy, that's why all the, the fuck? A toy. And I always want to think that police have like some super special database where they have our information, but he straight up just Googles this person's address. Oh, I forgot to say, the slacker he tells him to age the photo forward and he just hands them a photo of Maddie. Yeah, it's so funny. It sucks, it's great.

And I have to believe that that's on purpose because it's just funny. It has to be. Like they couldn't be like, this too on the nose. But I was like, is this your sense of humor, James Wann? I think it is. I think so. I think, I hope so. I want to believe in, I want to believe in the best of James Wan. Because it feels very lifetime movie at this point. Oh, it definitely does. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So there's another murder of the third doctor, he's killed in his bathtub. The doctor, no one, he doesn't have a line, no one gives a shit about him. I forget, it doesn't matter, he might have a name, it matters not. But so Maddie finds herself in the bathroom with the corpse. Yes.

And then the detective comes running in. Does he actually see Maddy and Dark Maddy there? No. He only and Dark Maddie there? No. He only sees Dark Maddie? Yes. Okay. At this point we're under the illusion that Maddie is just there in her mind. Okay.

Because there's even like a reverb on her voice where she's like, it's still in the room. Right, right. Okay. And this is when it becomes like an action movie chase scene. It's redonculus. I assume that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's onculus. I assume that that's what like every Marvel movie is. Oh yeah, 100%. People parcoring up buildings for sure or a James Bond movie these days or yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I liked it a lot because the Dark Maddie is jumping down the fire escape but doing it backwards. Yes, it's so good. Catching themselves in reverse. Yes. And it looks painful as hell. It looks so creepy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when the cop gets down to the last

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Eight inches of fog around two stagecoaches is a little less creepy. Yeah, because I sort of forgot what where they were and I was like where they get those cars? Oh, they got tall cars? Yeah, it's weird. So he, I guess dark Maddie gets away right? Right, right. And then despite still thinking she might be the killer, Detective Shaw shares all of the evidence with Maddie. I don't think that's how that works. And then they say, we've got a hypnotherapist. Let's get you hypnotized.

And hypnotherapy ensues. Thoughts on hypnotherapy? I mean, it's a horror movie thing. Yeah, I don't think it's a real thing. I mean, it's also an X-files thing, I guess. Sure. I mean, I think, I mean, hypnosis is certainly real. Is it? Yeah, it like, it can really help people. Sure. But I think it's a therapeutic tool, yeah. Yeah, but it's like a placebo effect. It's like chiropractory. Whoa, wait. First of all, like I know this is now our medical podcast.

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like basically made an AI image of what they thought Jesus would look like based on geography and all these other factors and he was smoking hot. I'm typing in portrait of real Jesus. Portrait of real Jesus? No! No! What the fuck? That does look like Kenny Logins? Wait! I'm just going to search for AI Jesus. Why is that Jesus laughing so hard? I love the Kenny Loggins Jesus. Why is that Jesus laughing so hard? I love the Kenny Loggins Jesus. Oh my God. Here, this is AI Jesus. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, would.

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So she gets the hypnotherapy and like remembers everything? I don't even remember what happens in, oh, this is where she has like the flashback about, is this where she has the flashback about... That Gabriel wanted her to kill Sidney in the womb? Yes. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she kind of comes out of hypnosis and is like,

oh, I didn't need Gabriel anymore once I had you. Yeah. Which is like a lot of pressure for Sidney, I felt, but okay. She also says the killer thi k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. that that that that that that that that that deep in the back of my head. Yeah, I mean at this point you already know. So many people didn't! Really? People were surprised. Do they think her head just kept bleeding? And that she, a person who had been wearing scrubs in an earlier scene, who is clearly some sort of medical professional, just let her head wound keep bleeding?

One of the detective says, wait, are you saying the killer is your imaginary friend? Regina is so sassy when she says those things to you. Yes, she's definitely an archetype, huh? A little bit. Oh, so the hostage in the attic breaks free while this is happening. Right. And falls through the ceiling of Maddie's house. Yeah, that's a pretty, yeah, that's a big. That's, the, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are the?? Are, are the killer? Are, are the killer? Are, are the killer? Are, are the killer? Are, are you, are you, are the killer? Are, are you, are the killer? Are, are the killer. Are, are, are the killer, are you, are you. Are, are the killer, are the killer, are, are, are, are, are, are, are, are the killer. Are, are the killer. Are, are the killer. Are, are the killer. Are, are the killer. Are, are the killer. Are, are, are the killer. Are, are, are, are the killer? Are, are, are the killer? Are, are the killer? Are, are the killer? Are, are the killer? Are, are the killer? Are the killer? Are the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the free. Well, this is happening. Right. And falls through the ceiling of Maddie's house. That surprised me. I didn't know I was his Maddie's attic. I did not expect that to happen.

I thought that she was going to be in the Seattle Underground. Because why else did he keep going back to the Seattle Underground? Was it literally just because she was an employee there. Okay. And then there's a weird like rip-off of where is my mind playing? Did you notice that? Like the piano version of the version? Yeah, very strange. Yeah, because I was like, I know this. What is this? I know this? Yeah, no, it's where's my mind? But it also isn't. Where's my mind? Where's my mind? Where's my mind? No, No, this is the version where we do, where's my mind? Oh I see, I thought you were correcting me and I was like, sir! What have I ever corrected you? Truly. More, less often than you ought to. But yeah, I really like that. I thought that was a really rewarding, like payoff, twisty thing.

Absolutely. Especially when you know what the twist is going to be and you're like, mm-hmm, I'm not going to be rewarded or paid off. No, it is a reward. But then that also just makes something Maddie. Yes, because they find the coat of dark mad. The punching statue knife. This punching statue knife, which is a cool looking weapon and if you hashtag I found that it's out today if you hashtag malignant on Instagram or no on Twitter that symbol shows up next to it. Oh that little like knifey thing cool. Yeah, so we're in this police interview with Maddie. Yeah, and Gabriel calls on the phone

calls the detective's phone I think right. Yeah. And like the other detective pulls out her phone and starts recording and I was like, were you not recording this interview with a suspected serial killer? What now? What? You have to put the tape in, wait for the tone toe toe and then you start talking. Question about line of line? Why is that tone so long? For the DIR, I'm asking this question. So Steve can look furtively and then someone who's guilty can drink water. God, that show has a formula. All you line of duty heads out there know what we're talking about? Yeah. All you bent coffers. I care about one thing All you bent coppers. I care about one thing and one thing only.

Bent coppers. And ruining my marriage. Oh, bad investments. So now, yeah, we're, then we get the call. And the detective does a thing that no one ever does. What's that? Answer is a phone call from unknown. Yeah, who would? But it's also static-e on his phone, which I don't understand, because static isn't a thing anymore.

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Oh, nope, I don't have any notes on that one either. Must have been important. The lights go out in the interrogation room. Right. And this shot looks awesome. Yes. With Maddie is just like glowing white-faced with her real dark hair like fading into the background, which I really liked. But it's also very on the nose of like Maddie is fading away. You're like, oh no no I know.

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And do we see Gabriel's face at this point? We have at some point, because it looks kind of good. Yeah, it looks like she has some ground beef in the back of her. Yeah, it's a little ground beef, uh, old tree look. Oh, that meat oak that I have in the backyard. I wish I had a tree that grew meat. Stinks in the summer, but you can just freeze it. So, we go back to the videos and they're like, oh, we have to excise the teratoma, which

is basically the, the conjoined, not even a conjoin. Parasitic twin. Who is on the back of Maddie's head. There's just like some arms and legs sticking off of it, which is just so unbelievably good. And a exposed rib cage. Yeah. Why would they not excise that immediately?

Like, why did they let her hang out with it for so long? To get to eight? Why? Why? Why? Okay, I said I wasn't gonna do this, but why? They shared a brain, but seemingly like, not all of it, because they didn't, like, they only interacted when they talked to each other. Like, she wasn't aware that Gabriel was there? It didn't seem like hearing Gabriel had to like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th.a.a.A. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. tha. tha. tha. Right, right, right, right. Gabriel had to like express them to her. I have three notes in a row.

Adoy, of course it's her mother. Doctor's gonna wake Gabriel. Ha ha, ha, parasitic twin. In the video, they're like, uh, it was because it began to control her brain more and more. We had to remove it and then suppress the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder the remainder had to remove it and then suppress the remainder into her skull. And I was like, wait, wait. And it just shows them closing a face in the back of her skull. Literally like, they're mushing the brain into her skull like sweaters into a suitcase though,

where it's like not quite fitting and you like push it down real quick and then slam the lid. You know? Just make sure I can get this rubber made tub shot. Oh, it's so silly. I just, I don't know when, so this is happening, this is like interspaced with the women being murdered in the holding cell, but like you see it now, the face coming out of the back of her head. I really love it. It's so fucking silly. And they're all like, what the fuck? It's like straight mortal combating them. It's like doing arm through the belly and smashing skull and stuff. So Maddie is asleep when Gabriel is doing this stuff? Like she goes like vacant and like her eyes roll back in her head.

It's so silly. You don't like that? But then like she kind of becomes the dead face on this body as it's fighting. Backwards, which was cool. I just the way it moves is so cool to me. Yeah, yeah. That's got like that had to have been in someone's nightmare and they're like well I need to put that in a move. Absolutely. Although wasn't that also in what was that Netflix show about the haunted house? Uh, with the family? The haunting of Hill house? Yeah, the haunting of hi. Yeah, they's the thin. Hauin' the hawed the house? Yeah, theynighed. Yeah, didnthat was so spooky. I thought that guy's knees were backwards or something. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Are you watching Midnight Mass, which is Mike Flanning's new show?

Should I? I am four episodes in and really liking it, but I really like the other shows. Did you watch Haunting of Bly, man? Yes. Yes, is that any good? I loved it? More tears than scares. Oh, I'm out. Oh, I'm out. Now I'm out. I'm Mark Cuban. Is Mark Cuban still on Shark Tank? Is it the name Shark Tank a thing? Who you ask it? I don't know. Buy the Pittsburgh pirates, Mark Cuban. Please do it for me. I love you.

You were supposed to buy the O and you didn't, which made me like love you less. Don't run for president. No. Please buy the pirates. Please buy the pirates. And by the O. And if you're going to jump from a height, fall on your shoulder. Fall on your shoulder. Mark Cuban, I'm worried about you. So I have the note now he's being birthed again? Did someone say that or is that just me? I don't know. I truly don't know. Gabriel gets their stuff back? I don't know what that means. So like, so dark Maddie has now gone like full-on Assassin's Creed.

Like, watching this I was like, James Wan has been playing lots of Assassin's Creed. Very video game. Okay. You know I'm thi. I th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu-I thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that thi. I tryry really really really really really really thateea. I thatea. I'm thatea. I'm thria. I thria. I thria. I thru. I thr game. And also like that DC Superheroes fighting video game. Oh, okay. You know what I'm talking about? No, I do not. I think it's about DC Superheroes. Okay. Is that what Superman is? Yep, that's Superman.

Yeah, and then there's just a room full of dead cops. Yes, because the're in a hospital and he's like, oh my heart, my heart, and Sidney's like, are you having a heart attack? And he's like, my pacemaker. And I was like, call for help, you're in a hospital. Nah, he did. I know, she's like, oh well. Uh, oh my god. So, yes, so now we're in the hospital. I don't know how Maddie got from the police station, I, I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, the police, to, to, the hospital, the hospital, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, they. they. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the hospital.. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the the the the, the the they. they. they. the the too, the the too, the too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, they. to the police station to the hospital. Well she's going after mom or Gabriel's going after mom. Right who's in the hospital. Right on

life support. But not really. She's okay. Yeah but she had like tons of tubes in her but then she was fine. Also she only fell from height of the addict to the first floor and she landed on her shoulder. Did you note that? She did. Anyway, so dark Maddie's here. Yeah. Yeah. I was a hundred percent sure that Sidney got shot in the face and died. I think that she did. But then she's not dead. Yeah, but I wasn't real sure how that happened. Okay, okay. I was too busy making the note,

here's a little known fact about me. I can crab walk super fast. I'll show you later. So I have a series of note, Sydney dies, Gabriel kills mom, maybe not, Maddy locks Gabriel in mine prison. That's the end of my notes. Mine say, oh, RIP, Sidney, oh no, this is about to get so James Wand, dark room and all.

Oh, hey, Sidney. Oh, whoops, those last lines were sincere? Because at the answer is like, you're my sister and I'll always love you. And then the credits roll and you're like, wait, is there a part two that actually finishes this movie? I, it just, I mean, I thought it had been like well-paced and engaging, and then all of a sudden it's over and you're like, wait. I'm trying to figure out why Sidney wasn't dead. Because Sidney gets like pinned to the wall by the hospital bed.

And then shot in the face. But then, Sidney comes... Maddie goes to her and Sidney's fine. Well, hold on one second here, I'm reading the instructions. It doesn't really explain that on Wikipedia. But Sidney tells Maddie that Gabriel is the reason she had all the miscarriages because he was feeding on her fetuses, which was like... Come on. And maybe this is just,

maybe this is me being an uptight fucking dork, but like, that's too much. I'd rather be an uptight fucking dork than make miscarriage missteps. You know what I mean? Like, it's just not, it's just not, I don't know. It's gross. It's something that is so, can be so traumatic for people. Yeah. That I would not even venture into that territory. Why would you? Yeah, yeah. It's not even like, yeah. I don't know. James Wan went up to the fucking 30-meter board into the head or right into it.

Screw you, he landed on his shoulder. That's going to be a big splash. Zero points. It's, yes, this news that Gabriel has been the cause of her miscarriages is what allows Maddie to get angry enough to put him into a mind prison? Mind prison. Mind prison. And then she has the strength to lift the hospital bed off Sydney because she's like if Gabriel it was always my body and I was like so you can parkore down a building. Maddie, show me then. Yeah.

Yeah. And then she says the lines about like you're my sister and I'll always love you. me then. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And then she says the lines about like, you're my sister and I'll always love you. And then the credits roll and you're like, wait, hang on. Hang on. Plus you're real good on finding documents, so we're going to play Call of Catholie together. Yes, her sister is such a good investigator. Yeah. Give me your rating on this movie. Okay. So I enjoyed the hell out of it.

Oh nice. I had a really fun time watching it. I did figure out that it was going to be a parasitic twin on the back of her head. Yeah. Pretty early on. I did not figure out that that was their mom. I should have guessed from the bangs. Um, I think I'm giving it more leeway because it's a James Wan movie where I'm like,

hey, look, you did something I like. Look, guy? And I really think that my biggest problem with the conjuring movies and insidious and all of those are that they don't know they're stupid. They're like the, what's it called, the Dunning Kruger of films, you know, like, like they're so stupid they don't th............ th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeei. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, thi. I'm, they're so stupid they don't even know it. Yeah. And this movie seems to know it's like schlocky. I think it is very much a B movie and it's also R. Okay, which I don't, I don't think so. Okay I could see that. But I also just really enjoyed seeing like a shlocky B movie with a huge budget. Yeah, I thought it was like, I actually, I had a lot of fun. I think it's not a great movie.

Yeah. I think, you know, it's very James Wan style, the characters are flat and. So flat. They're, the jokes are bad, and things are painful. And there's just too much smoke on the floor. Wait, don't you remember when she said, I'm gonna put a bolo on sloths for goonies? It was a bad shit delight, frankly. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A perfectly ripe to you is totally subjective. Oh, for sure. That is delicious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Still a little bit of green on the top? That's, perfectly ripe to you is totally subjective. Oh, for sure, for sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people like them, like crunchy. Yeah, I like a little bit of a snap. Yeah, I know you do. I think that's weird because then it coats your teeth. So it's a perfectly ripe banana for whom ever. I was so up my own ass and in my head about this movie. Because I know so many people loved it. Just like right out of the gates.

And I think that so many people just love this James Wands movies. From Saw all the way through all the ghost movies. Always forget that he's a Saw. Yeah, that was his introduction to the world. So I was like, are you like, you know, I have a medical diagnosis of opphysitional defined disorder so I just don't like things that are popular. Sure.

For the, usually, but I'm like, are you just waiting on this? Yeah. Well, thank you. Well, tip you. Thank you. I tend to to not, I, I, I, I, I, I, to, I, to, to, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, th. th. th. tho. thi. I, thi. I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I, like, thi, thin. I don't, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I don't, th. I don't, th. I don't, th. I don't, th. I don't, thin, like, like, like, like, thin. I don't, like, th. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, like, like, I don't, like, like, like, like, like, like, popular. I just like as a rule. And I don't like, are you, do you really not like this? Or is like, are you just being a dick? Just being salty? Yeah.

And I did, I had a good time watching it. I admittedly like started dozing at points to it. Really? Yeah. I think it was under two hours, so I guess that was pleasant for me. Sure, for sure. I'm trying to think, I won't, you know what? Um, I'm gonna give it a pumpkin beer. All right, so that could be good or bad. Yeah. Wherever you come down on it, hmm, mm-hmm.

But yeah, I would not talk someone out of watching this movie, I will never watch it again. I would watch it again with like screaming women. Not necessarily we're watching this movie. The suit too, ah! Ah! I just, yeah. I thought it was a lot of fun. I was like way more fun than it had any right to be. But then you're right that the, it's interspersed with like things of abject upsetting this.

Yeah, it just, it really really really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really, it really it just it really kept like getting and stuck in my crawl that it was so like, followed by uh-uh. Yeah, uh-uh. Yeah, gotcha. And I think just miscarriage is a bridge too far for me. I agree. I was also pleased Patrick Wilson wasn't in it. Yeah, or Lee 1L. Who is, which one is? Which one is Lee 1L? He, like the co-writer on Saul. He's the guy in the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy the guy th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thin-in and th. th. th. th. thin and thin and th and th and th and th and th and th and th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. Wanel. Who is? Which one is Lee 1L? He was like the co-writer on Saul, he's the guy in the room in the beginning of Saul or in Saul. That doesn't matter. He's um, anyway, he's been in a son of a bunch of fun. I'm sure. Yeah, I don't care. But yeah. Katie. Can I read you a message from a patrol? I would love that. Agi has written th. the like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the the the the th. the th. the the th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. He the the th. He the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. C. C. C. C. C. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the love that. I'm going to need your help with this one. Aggie has written to us. Hi Aggie. Pronounced like the football team. Aggy. Sorry, probably not helpful reference for you, Alan. What's Aggie? It's Texas A&M.

Oh. They are the Aggies. Okay. Katie might know and you did. And I did. Thank you, Aggie for your faith in me. Smiley Face. Thank you both so much for such a great podcast. You two are such a joy to listen to this pod almost as much as I re-watched Seinfeld and 30 Rock. Oh, that's a high compliment. Thank you. Hey, did you see they're taking jokes out of Seinfeld on Netflix? They're cutting them? Why? Are the offensive. Oh, I th. th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. Thank you. Did you see they're taking jokes out of Seinfeld on Netflix? They're cutting them? Why? Are the offensive? I guess? Yeah. I don't like that. It's of an era. Sure. People see it and make their own judgments. Oh, thank you, Agi. And thank you so much, Aggie. This is a message from Patron, Chloe. Hi, Chloe. I just want everyone to know that you all brought such joy to my life. From making me appreciate films that I didn't before to sharing in my delight of some horrible cheesy flicks. I am happy I found this podcast and hear and enjoy hearing Alan's laughter and Katie's cool attitude. Do you think I have a cool attitude? I'm not try, I'm certainly not trying to have a cool attitude. I feel like I say thi thinne th th th th th th thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thu tho tho tho tho thu thu to tho-a tho to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their to to a cool attitude? I'm certainly not trying to have a cool attitude. I feel like I say things like I'm a heavy puker. What's cool about that? It's fucking awesome. It's hilarious. This is a PSA to our listeners. The high-octane white

claws are a bad idea. Don't drink them. Surge or whatever? Just don't. Speaking of heavy puging. Chloe, Chloe, this is for you specifically. Don't drink the high octane white claws. I like you Chloe and I want what's best for you. That's a cool attitude you have when you reach out for Chloe. One final, put your own. Cool attitude. I don't know, that's chafing me, Chloe. This is from Derek. This is from Derek. Hi Derek. Oh, sorry. I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I said I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this this this this this this this this this this this this this is this is this. this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this. this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this. this. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. the. th. th. the. th. the. the. th. thi. this is this is this is this is this is. This is from Derek. Hi Derek. Oh, sorry, I said that thing about people named Derek earlier.

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Thank you, someone. Speaking of what we're doing next week, we weren't, but what are we doing next week? Next week we are going to begin a two-parter two. We're going to do it. Yeah and then it too. It again? It too. Oh. It too Bruté. I'm so sorry. Yeah me too. I see the first one. I have not seen the second one. Sam'sies. Yeah and I saw the first one when it first came out and I don't remember anything about it because I was like real real real sleep deprived with an infant at the t t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. Oh t. Oh the t. Oh the t. Oh the t. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I's. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm to. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm the. I'm the the the the the to to to t. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. the to. the the saw the first one when it first came out and I don't remember anything about it because I was like real real sleep deprived with an infant at the time. Oh right, right. Yeah. The second one's got Bill Hader and I'm looking forward to that. I like that guy.

Oh, weird. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, we're going to do that. So, uh, I love it. It's not even the one that was mentioned on AV Club. No, what was? Because I remember them? Evil did. Because when people got mad at us. As if it's still worth it. Well, listen to the goddamn episode before you jump down our fucking throat. Listen you piece of shit where we're fucking monsters! These people are fucking monsters. It looks like dying of fire. Nobody said. Nobody said anything. No, that anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything anything. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the the one the one the one the one the one the one the one the one that the one that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's th. It's the the the th. It's th. It's the th. It's th. It's that's the th. It's not th. It's that that tho. It's that that tho. It's that tho. It's the the that that the one that that that the one that that's th. It was like dying of fire.

Nobody said that. Nobody said anything even remotely that bad. Yeah, that's what I heard. I don't know. That's what I heard. So thank you all for listening. We might have new listeners. We've been getting great download numbers.

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