Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 351- It (2017)

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

In this week's episode, we're trying desperately not to pronounce "clown" as "clahn" as we discuss the 2017 film "It." We'll be talking Chapter 2 next week but for now, special topics for your consideration include: 90s rock star fights, well-cast teens even if teens are kinda awful, a masterclass on practical vs. computer-generated effects, trying not to compare anyone to Tim Curry, top tier boy bands, and a reminder to be kinder to the children in our lives. Did you miss our first pass at "It" when we discussed the 1990 miniseries? It's Episode 97. Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

Kee, the screarry. Hauteau. Hey Katie. Hey, Krusty. No, I'm scary. No, I'm scary. Are you? I mean, all clowns are scary, I guess.

Tell me more. Yeah, my name's Nickleback, the scary clown. No, I'm scary. Are you? I mean, all clowns. Are you? I mean all clowns are scary, I guess. Tell me more. Yeah, my name's Nickleback the Scary Clown. Nickleback? Yeah, you might know my cousin. Pennywise? Oh no. You didn't go with pound foolish, huh? Damn, that's good. What would Nickelback the Clown be like? Exactly like Nickelback the Band. Mm-hmm.

Are they the most hated band to ever exist? Yeah, and I think irrationally, there's way worse bands. Yeah, for sure. I mean, they're just like blandly bad. Yeah, right? It's like being mad at Hoie and the Blowfish. Yeah. Except that a friend of mine was beaten up by the guitar player when he was a young teenager.

Did he have it coming? I don't know. Okay, just asking. But it was just we would just make fun of him for being beat by the blowfish. Yeah. Not Hoody. My friend got into a Twitter war with John Papper. from Blues Traveler. And then like every so often John Popper would come back like if my friend tried to pick a fight with another celebrity or public figure John Popper would be like watch out for this guy he's crazy. He's not he works at

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One in front of you and three behind you. What are you doing with them? Oh man, making sweet songs for the 90s. That guy's a clan though. How many times do you think I can say clan instead of clown? Because I've been practicing saying clown this week. Because we're doing it. Oh, is that what we're doing? And then next week we're doing it too.

Yeah. It does. Brute. And so I've been practicing not saying clown. Why don't be ashamed of your accent. It's a beautiful accent. Clown. Clown. I got into an argument with Rob this week because he I could not hear the difference between bull and bull. Like I was saying bull in a china shop. Like I was saying bull in a china shop. Like I was saying bull in a china shop. It's just very confusing and they all bull sound the same to me. So he said bowl. Yeah. And versus bull. Those are the same fucking word.

Okay, I love it. Clan, let's go. The thing I love it with the Pittsburgh accent is that it causes word blindness. Yes, I know. I know. I can't see the word unattended. I'm into. I know. I can't see the word unattended. I just can't see it. Unattended I've got. It's got a lot of hard consonants. It's when things get mushy that it's hard for us. Like a mushy clown.

A mushy clan. He's a clown. I kind of want to race waxed boats in a rainstorm. I have to be honest with you. I will watch you do that. Because getting rained on socks. How does it? Yes. On a warm day? Yes. Because then you're, I hate to be wet. Okay. Okay. You're just going to run into that sawhors. It's true. I love that kid. that's, I, I, I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, I to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. the. the the. the. the the. the the the the thrush. the the the the thrash. the thrash. the. the thrash. the. the. the. the. the. true. Yeah. I love that kid running into that sawhors though. Tell me I didn't love it. Dude, I've done like as a kid when, especially when I was hitting a gross spurt and had lost all context of where my body is in the world and just like, wow, I'm just hitting

shit at maximum force and knocking herself on the ground. Just this weekend I was walking with some friends and I made a turned around to like make a stupid joke and as the punchline I walked right into the drain pipe on a house. Just rammed right into it. And I thought you and me both, Georgie. So this film moves the old times, up in time to 1988. Yes. I like that quite a bit. Yeah, it feels very Goonies, which is a film that I love. It is, it's so Goonies. Yeah. Even the second movie when they're all adults is very Goonies. Yes. But like Goonies for Grownups.

Yeah. Well I would like to go in a Goonies for Grownups adventure. Is that just a Gooney's adventure where there's beers? I think so, yeah. I think what we're describing is an escape room, actually. Which I have never done, and we'll probably never do. Yeah, no, I have a hard enough time getting out of my own house. Yeah. I'm not two different shoes. Where did my dog hide the shoes? So yes, we've moved up to 1988 or 89, 89, yeah. Yeah, and we see Billy and Georgie as Billy's waxing a boat for Georgie and it's very cute. Yeah, and this is like pretty, I'm gonna say the original even though it was a miniseries and not a theatrical release, but I think I can call it the original.

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I did, I did, I did. I did, I did. So, too. So, Penny Wez is in the sewer, of course. Yeah. And it's the scars guard, but now think is weird looking again. He's, I think he's all of those things. I think so too. I think he's ET. Yeah. He's so weird looking that he's become cute.

Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about his pennywise? I love that he can move his eyes in different directions. So weird. That's so weird. Is he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. th. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. him just like on late-night talk shows with his eyes pointed in different directions, which I think is like very charming in some way where you're like, oh you're you fucking guy. There's, with the lines that go up his face, the like smile lines, like when he moves his eyes on the opposite

sides of those lines, it's very disconcerting. It's very disconcerting. And I assumed they were doing it in post, but I like that he can do that with his eyeballs. He can do that with his eyeballs. I think, you know, the only thing we have to compare it to is Tim Curry. I did not. Okay, how can you not? a dime from being like, I'm actually a funny clown, to I'm the most horrifying thing you've ever seen. This clown is never not terrifying.

No, even when he's doing the like, he, I'm a clown thing, you're not like, you know, I'll check this out. You're like, get the fuck away from me. I'm in a sewer. Well,that is true. Yeah. Yes, he is on 10 terrifying at all times. But also I don't find him that terrifying and I think it's because he doesn't flip like that. The Tim Curry flip is what makes it so scary to me. I was thinking about that and when he is supposed to become terrifying he becomes CGI. Yeah. And I think that breaks for me, breaks the terror of it. I think so too. But I also found myself identifying with the terror of the actors. So that was bringing me back into it. This film is so well acted. For sure. I like a bunch of kids who were

I mean other than the Stranger Things Kid. Yeah, like weren't in much of anything. Yeah, the Beverly's and stuff too, but I don't know what. I don't think before this, though. I think this was like pretty early on for her. Okay. Yeah, she was in the thing that filmed here, the where she has teleconetic powers, it was on Netflix. I'm not okay with this. canceled even though it was a wonderful exciting show. Yeah, that's all. Anyway. Yeah, Finn Wolfhard, which is an amazing name. I cannot believe that's someone's name.

The thing is that with that last name, no matter what you name your kid, they're gonna be cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Keith. Hi Keith's out there. Alan Wolfard. Yeah, yeah. You should change your name. Yeah. You should change your name to Alan Ambulance. Like you're in a punk band. Okay, Katie Maxie? Yeah.

I would. I would in a heartbeat if I thought anyone would call me that. Well, the DMV will call you that. Mr. Ambulant? Yeah, present. So he opens his big old clown mouth. The DMV will call you that. Mr. Ambulance? Present. So he opens his big old clown mouth by math. And chumps a little George's arm and takes the goddamn thing off.

He has so many teeth. Yeah, yeah. And you see like a one-armed child struggling across the street? It's a lot. It's a lot and like that lady neighbors reaction is not enough. No. When there's just a missing child and a pool of blood being in the rain, there's a scream involved in that. There is, and she's doing a lot of like, I wonder what that's about.

I mean, it's a lake of blood. Yeah. You get Alista, oh hell no. Yeah. Yeah. You get a Lisa. Oh, hell no. Yeah. Oh, no, he didn't, Pennywise. Uh, now we move forward to June. Okay.

Uh. And Mike, we were introduced to Mike, who is trying to kill sheep. With his grandfather, who is X. Yes, he is. That guy is great. I love him. Yeah. He's so good when he shows up in anything. I feel like there's a couple X-Files references.

Oh, for sure. And I think sometimes that with the X files. But I really do think there are a number of references. Listen, I got an X files and now I just see X-Files. I got the whole box set. There are a lot of like subtle references throughout these two movies and a couple very not subtle references. We will discuss them. And his grandfather gives him a pep talk to kill the sheep that's basically like, if you can't do this, you can't do anything, and you'll always be a garbage person just like these fucking sheep, so go fuck yourself or kill that sheep right now.

And the kid doesn't kill the sheep. No, he does not. No, until later in the movie. And that's very sad. Yeah. Yeah. So we meet all of the losers. Yeah. Uh, Richie is playing Street Fighter, which I liked a lot. I figured you would. You did. Beverly gets trash thrown on her and called a slut by a thousand different people. Yeah. Stan is talking about his upcoming bar mitzvah.

Man, I really like Stan. Yeah, he's adorable. Yeah. Eddie is... This Eddie character is much different than the one in the miniseries. For sure. That Eddie was very meek and timid and like sickly. This one is more sass-mouthy. Yeah, he goes toe toe with Richie at all times. Yeah.

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I still enjoy, like, once a year, I'll just like, I'm in the mood and I'll just read a Stephen King book. Sure. I think the last one I read was the Dead Zone. Very enjoyable. Was it? Yeah. Don't remember much about it at all. But like that's that's reading in your 40s though isn't it? Yeah and especially like little snacks like that even if they are 500 pages long. Yeah. There's such a sandwich. Soop can be a snack too. An entire bag of potato chips, whoops, he could be a snack. What's one serving, the whole bag? But he does not know how to write a sex scene that, like, he's putting truth to the statement that like, he puts lie to the statement that all sex scenes are supposed to be

sexy on some level. Okay. Because these are never sexy. No, they're always puzzling. Should her foot be there? What's happening right now, Stephen King? And like, do you need to write the sex scene, Stephen King? It's clearly not your forte? People love fucking. I'm Stephen King. Hey. And then we meet the bad guys. And Henry Bowers is so well cast. For sure. Because he's like 40 in there in the miniseries and he's like a disturbed child in this. For sure. He could have been one of the bullies in a Christmas story. Definitely. Definitely. And the guy who is Patrick is also very well cast and should play Joey Ramon in a Christmas story. Definitely, definitely. And the guy who is Patrick is also very well cast and should play Joey Ramon in a Joey. He should absolutely be

our Ramon. Yeah, probably Joey. Probably Joey. He's lanky like a Joey. It's just nice to see kids played by kids. For sure. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we're watching that sex education show on Netflix. I don't know if you've watched it. It's great. It's great. It's nice. It's nice to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. to. too. to. to. to. toy. toy. toy. toy. th. th. th. th. the th. the sex education show on Netflix. I don't know if you've watched it. No, it's great. But it's for kids, right? No, it's for adults. Oh, I think someone just told me it was for teens. Kid, teens should not be watching the show. There are full-blown dicks in the show. Oh, no one told me there. These people are 25 years old. They're playing 16 year olds. I wish. What world?

Or what was the guy from Prom Night 29? Yeah. Street. The quarterback, yeah, he was a street. The one bully has a really sick anthrax t-shirt when we meet him. I have a note. Anthrax t-s t-shirt. Yeah. Then we hear anthrax. the soundtrack and I was like, very nice. I must have missed it. During the rock flight, they're playing antisocial by anthrax.

Okay, all right. We learned that Bill is like trying to find his brother, which he's done by building a scale model of the sewers. Out of a habit trail. Out of a, yeah, of like a hamster tube. And then he, it all falls thah thah thah thah thah all thulls, it all that all th, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, it all, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, that, that, that, th. th. the barons. And I was like, maybe don't label it that. Like, maybe if you don't want your parents to find out what you're doing, don't build this diorama. Quick question, do all the parents have to be monsters?

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dad when his dad's like, take this goddamn thing down, you're upsetting your mother. Yeah. Yeah. He just lost his brother. I know. That he was obviously close with. Yeah. And feels responsible yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a no dear reminder to me. Reminder. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the the the to the the to the the the their their the the the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have an no dear reminder to me, reminder to self, be nicer to Lucy. I've only ever seen you be extremely loving with your child. Yeah, it's because I don't, that's what I do in public. I'm not public. I know. You've also definitely seen me yell at it. Yeah. So Ben and Beverly meet, and there's like this little meat cute. The actor playing Ben, I want to put him in my pocket. He is so cute and he's just nailing that like that kid character.

I just love him. So as a fat blonde kid, who do you think I identified with this? Oh my god? Yeah. Oh, he's adorable. I can remember people making fun of my tits when I was a young kid for sure. So it was just like, oh man, Stephen King, you really hit home. Yeah. People made fun of my tits too, but only because I didn't grow until I was like 19. It was hard days. But kids are awful. Kids are monsters. Oh, also Betty Ripsom's? Betty Ripsom, yeah. And her mom's waiting for her to get out of school,

which is just a very sad scene. It's heartbreaking. But also that they kept the name Betty, even though it is no longer the 1950s. All right. Batman's on the marquee at the theater. I like that, because that's the one I've seen. Also, Nightmare on Street 5 on the Marquis.

Yes, in the second movie. No, it's in the first one. I watched these on Back to Back Nights, I'm confused. It's in the first one, that was out in 1989. I was like, fucking gouget, miss. Did she, she guget? She gugged, it was. It was. Then movie will always hold a special place in my heart. Five? Five. Five, the dream child, because that was when I announced that I was pregnant. The worst movie. I'm pregnant. I gave it a gouged. I gave it a gouged. I was a horror. I the the the the the the movie. I was. I was. I was. I was a the movie. I was a the movie. I was a the movie. I was a the movie. I was a the movie. I gave it. I gave. I gave. I gave it. I gave. I gave it. I gave it a goog, horror films while pregnancy. That was the first one that came up and I thought, nailed it. First off or best offer, you know what I mean? I wonder, because people listen to these wildly out of order, so like for years they've been listening to about Lucy and then they'll go back and

listen to that and be like, oh shit, this is the beginning of it all. She got raw dodogged. You know you've broken me and that's all I can think when I see pregnant people now. But they got raw-dogged. Yeah, good for them. Good for everyone. So Stan's fear is this woman playing the flute in this painting, which I think the painting is very creepy. And I really like that shot, you're the POV of the painting and he's adjusting the frame, which first of all why would he touch it? It's so scary. Uh, because his dad's a dick. Yeah, Rabbi, Rabbi, Dickhead. Yeah. And he doesn't want his dad to be mad that it's not where it's supposed to be. Silly. And then it comes out of the wall and attacks him. I liked, so I like, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so I, so, so, so, so, so, the the, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the, the the the, the the the the, the the, the the the, the the the the the the, the the, the the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. thi. th. thi, th. th. th. th like the, there's like this really nice shot where you're the painting and he tilts it.

And then he like opens a door, a closet door, something, closes it and then the horror lady with the flute and the painting is gone. It's just a blank canvas. Yeah, yeah. Oh shit. That's good. That's good. And then, silent. And then silent hill, they.. And, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, the, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.... It's, th. It's, the. It's, theat.. It's, theat.... thea..... the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the lot of Silent Hill running out of the dark and it was somehow scarier in Silent Hill for me. Because it was a big booby nursery? Those

faceless nurses were very scary to me. Silent Hill is kind of scary if I recall. Am I wrong? I don't recall of being scary. All right. I know you were just heartbroken by the death of Sean Bean. Was I? That doesn't sound right. That doesn't sound like me. So yeah, she's like a, I don't know. Her eyes are in all the wrong places. She's just a CGI painting person. Yeah, it's weird.

It's weird. It's weird. It's such a weird. There's a couple of thiiipety thi. . CGI people later in the movies that I like better. Like the flop floppy titted lady in the second one? Yes, I did like her a lot. I liked her because she was too big. Okay, we'll get to that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. We see Ben's interaction with the nightmarish reality when he finds these like Easter eggs that are on fire after he, because Ben is the ultimate nerd who is like compiling a dossier on how fucked up dairy is. When the librarian shames him for a library? Yeah, fuck off! Fuck off!

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What do I have headless Easter egg kid is pretty good. Because he finds these burning Easter eggs and he follows them down deeper into the library and then there's a headless kid that comes stomping at him. And he runs into the library and she's like, what the fuck? In this world, all adults, like, literally every adult he's children. No, I did like the headless Easter egg kid. Because we see, oh, that's right, he like zooms in on a close-up of the kid's head in a tree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which was published in a newspaper?

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it was adorable. Ben is so cute. He's so cute? Yeah. How did you feel about all that water in Bill's basement? Were you worried? That was too much water. That's too much water in your basement. Holy shit, Maine. That was the conjuring two amounts of water in your basement. That's right. Or what was the one with Barry Pepper and the shark? No, alligator? Crawl. That Barry Pepper movie? I was like, who the fuck is Barry Pepper? Oh yeah, yeah, I remember now. Don't you how, who the fuck is Barry, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember now. Don't you how, who the fuck is Barry Pepper me, sir? Do you like that Kear song that's playing in the bathroom cleanup scene?

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Do teens still like the cure? For sure? Really? Oh, for sure? Teens? Are you out there? Do you like the cure? Do you think we're cool?

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When Richie screams rock war and then gets hit right in the fucking glasses with a rock, Missy Blurt laughed. Oh, I'm sure she did. And I was like, this movie rolls right now. Kids hurling rocks at each other is so fucked up. Didn't there, done it. Really? We played on train tracks, of course we threw rocks at each other is so fucked up. Didn't there done it. Really? Hey we played on train tracks of course we threw rocks at each other. Goodness. I just got a

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For sure. Yeah. And then I started thinking about how they found the dead girls police? No, they never tell anyone anything, which is upsetting. Yeah. Wouldn't you go to the police if you found your dead classmates' shoe? No, they can't, Ace A-A-B, they can't go to the cops. These kids in the genie- Yeah, for sure.

Or at least her mom. Yeah. Your parents, perhaps. Yeah, somebody. Um, so they all go to the Neibolt house. Yes. The house on Nebold Street. This is the inexplicably run down home.

And that's where Richie finds the missing poster of himself. They hear a girl banging and saying hello, and then they get separated, which I really liked how, like Pennywise is just separating them throughout the house. Yeah, and like basically locking the doors. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really good. Yeah, these are, I have huge gaps on my notes. My next note is Eddie falls through a table like God damn Mick Foley. Check your ears. Make sure you still have both of them.

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At least Jason has a motive. Oh, good seeking revenge for teens. Yeah, Pennywise has a motive too, which we find out about in the second movie? Do we? Yeah, aliens. Wait, what? Get back to me on that. We'll get to it. Bev stabs Pennywise in the face, which I appreciated.

She's so cool. Poor Ben gets it in the tum-tum again. He does. Stop hitting this poor child in the tum. And they like sort of break up as friends. Yeah. Yeah. Because Richie and Billy get into a fight.

Yeah. And Bill punches Ritch in the face. Yeah, yeah. Also, Richie and Billy get into a fight. And Bill punches Ritchie in the face. And Eddie's mom comes to pick him up and she's driving the car from present-day malignant. All right, real quick. Yeah. Stephen King hate fat people? Yeah. Okay.

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And that made really sad. They all miss Stanley's barmitsv. They were all going to go. I was glad Rishy was there to represent though. Yeah. Well Stanley had left with Richie. They basically they basically like split into factions. Right, right, right, right. Until there's only Bill and Beth. And she, of course she thinks you wrote that god damn poem. It's a good poem. It's a good poem. It's a good poem. It's a good poem. It's a good poem. It's not the I'm going to the the tho' th-ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffo tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the more more more more more more more more the more the more the more the more the more the more tho tho the more the more the more the more th. the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more the more th. the the th. th. the th. the the th going to fuck you poem that it's played out to me. No. Can we cut to Henry Bowers shooting a gun at cans and then a cat? And I thought, what kind of fucking cat tolerate the tolerates gunfire?

My cat won't tolerate you moving your foot weird. He'll lose his goddamn mind, you know? Maybe you need to get one of them deaf cats like I got that will just tolerate anything. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah. Joe's gone real deaf in his dotage. Aw, I love Joe though. He's such a good boy. He is a good boy.

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But you can see how it happened. Yeah. You have to understand that Henry's father he gets, his dad fires the gun basically all around him, which is terrifying. And poor Henry just snaps. And here's a bunch of children chanting, kill them all, kill them all, which has to be an ex-files reference. That one where the ATM is telling the guy to kill him all. I don't know that one. It's in the first season, I think. Okay. How strong is the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring strong strong strong strong strong strong strong strong strong is the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring spring the spring spring the spring is the spring spring spring is the spring is the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring. the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the spring is the. Oh, okay. Okay. How strong is the spring in that knife that he kills his father with? Very strong. Okay. Okay. Because I don't think that could happen, but all right.

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ass. So, so is everybody's dad, apparently. She signs the cast, Loser. But he changes it to a lover. Lover. So when this movie came out, I saw that a bunch of people were getting that tattooed on them. Cute. I actually like that a lot. Yeah. Just reclaiming it. Yeah, it's very sweet. It just makes me think of Mr. Lover Lover. Mr. Luzer. I like that. I wonder if Weird Al is open to suggestions. Mr. Yankovic. God I would love to talk to a weirdo. Can anyone set that up that that that that that that that that to to to to to to to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say that that would love to talk to a weirdo. Can anyone set that up? I just want to say hey and thanks for all the laughs. I love hearing him swear. Seems so like it shouldn't. Yeah, yeah when he does it he's like even he's like, ha! He's like, I know how charming I am. There's a terrible scene with Bev and her dad. Oh yeah, he didn't care for? No, I didn't care for that. But hitting your dad with the toilet tank lid is fucking balls. It's boss too.

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No. No. You picked the wrong fight. I sure did. And I learned my lesson. Yeah, so they all go to the kneebolt house, the well house. We've got the gun. Henry's car is parked outside. No one look at that. They. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the they. the the the the they. Yeah. the the they. Yeah. Yeah. the they they they they the they they they they they they th, they they tho. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they they the the the the the the the the the thoom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the gun. Henry's car is parked outside. No one seems to notice. Not a not a look not a look at that. They end up going down into the well. Yes. Big old body pile floating body. I loved it. Did you? Did you? I thought it looked so cool.

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He doesn't seem to be eating them, though. Although in some points he is, so never mind. Yeah, he bit off Georgie's arm. And then he ate thataste freeze. Ew, that is the grossest phrase in the history of song. What are you thinking, Cougar? Couges, what's going on, buddy? Ugh. Just, no, no, no. But I love the thing of her just like floating a few feet off the ground.

Yes, she looks great. She's like vacant, glassy-eyed. Yeah, that is great. Yeah, I think that's very cool. Somehow Stanley ends up alone, but I don't remember how. Oh yeah, Stan goes missing because he was like, was he hanging back? Is that what he was doing? I have no idea. Because I know that Mike has to fight Bowers and knocks him down the well. Right.

And loses all the gas cartridges for the gun and the in the fighting of Bowers. Right, right, right, right. And then, yeah, and then the clown is sucking on Stanley's face. Okay, okay. And that'sthe clown is sucking on Stanley's face. Okay, okay. And that's why Stanley is all bandaged up. How does Stanley ever explain this? I don't know. You've got shark bites all over your face, son.

What happened? What happened? No. The lady behind the wall becomes the clown. I don't remember who that is. I'm sure it was something. My next note says, God, pubescent kids are as dumb as a bag of spaghetti. I don't know what prompted that. Did you like...

Oh, I think is how Bill keeps following Georgie. And you're like, listen, you know it isn't. And he's also just like, you'll be okay up there for a little while, Bev. We're just going to leave you hang in. Bev, it's still alive. Sure. You know this to be true. Yeah, she's brought back by a kiss. She's brought back by a kiss. Did you think that was weird?

Yeah, me too. that's weird. Children kissing? Yes, I think it's weird. Yeah. Like anyone has to kill Georgie. Yeah, the actor playing it yet Bill is so tragic. Yeah. He's really good. I feel like I can't overstate it. And I think I've stated this a thousand times on the podcast as well.

If you want me to hate a character, have that character make fun of someone stuttering. I will always hate someone for making fun of a stutter. It's tell me you're an asshole. Yeah. And the sweet baby Angel Georgie's just going, I want to go home. I can't fucking take it. You don't have to because now he's Pennywise. Yes, his poor sweet baby gets shaken into a clown. I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear. All right. Cop down, Pennywise.

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I says to him, I says to him, why are you dancing? It gives him the old rasmatas. He also says, I'll have my long rest, which I thought was a funny thing to say. That's when he's offering to just take Bill and the rest of them can leave. Yeah, that's the thii. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tooom. tooom. to to to to to to to to to to too too too too too too too. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. thi. thi. that's thi. thi. thi. the. the. that's that's the. that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that's the. that's that's the. thi. that can leave. And Richie gets to have his hero moment. Now I'm going to have to kill this fucking clown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I liked Pennywise's crab claws. Yes. I thought that was cool. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I also like the idea of children beating a clown to death. I think that's something I can get behind. Just whoopin' that ass. I think've vanquished Pennywise. There's a group hug as Bill warns the loss of Georgie.

Yeah, oh yeah. And I just, I find they're like, these children's friendships to be very sincere. For sure. I felt, I just thought they were all really, really good. They'd great chemistry with each other. Yeah. Yeah. And I kept thinking, Bev is an actual killer though. She's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they've thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, than, than, than, thananan, thananananan, thananananan, thanananananan, thananan, thin, thin, I just thought they were all really, really good. They had great chemistry with each other. Yeah. Yeah. And I kept thinking, Bev is an actual killer though. She's sort of killed her dad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a hero for doing it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Just poor Ben has needed so many stitches since moving to this town. He just got here. He shouldn't have done so much book learning that you wouldn't need so many so stitches. Toughen up your skin, but for real, because you keep getting cut. So then they take a blood oath. Yes.

And that if everybody, if he ever comes back, we all have to come back. Swear it. And then there's like a kid love triangle. And it ends with kissing teens. They're fucking teens. But they're like little their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they're their their they're their they're their they're they're they're they're they're their they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're fucking teens. Ugh. But they're like little baby teens. They're not 35-year-olds playing teens. Exactly, they're actual teens. I kept thinking, I bet, this is actually very weird for you guys. Yeah. Yeah, because you're literally 14 years old.

Although I feel like acting teens are like high school? No fucking shame. And that is the end of it, Chapter 1. So I had seen this movie before in the theater when it came out, but I had just had a little baby, and I was definitely sleep deprived, and I remembered almost none of it, except that I thought the effects were silly. Yeah. And coming out of it again, that's still what I'm remembering. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I saw it, I watched it on the TV, not in the theater.

And I remember not liking that it was set in 1988 rather than the 50s, but this time around I was fine with it. Yeah. I think I just had to stick up my ass about something. Yeah, we all went that way. But I did, I very much more enjoyed it this th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th time than I did the first time. I think I did too. It's very long. Yes, next week is a real hold of my beard moment though.

God. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you want to rate this bitch? Yeah, I do. You want me to go foist? Yeah, I says to the movie, right? It says, uh... He says, clan. You can't talk to me, I get. I'm a high school graduate. If I were 14, this would be my favorite movie.

Fuck yes. I think it's super well done. I think it's a great movie for teens. Yeah. It's especially great if you're like, this is why I'm not one of those people that's like super nostalgic for video stores, but this is why I'm like if you could rent this and like without your parents really knowing what it is and then watch it with some friends of a sleepover, yeah. Fucking, you're out of your mind on Twizzlers and Snacks watching this movie, nothing's better for me. Yeah,. There I was, you know. Nothing better in the world. Yeah.

Thinking that was the scariest fucking thing that could ever be. Yeah. And we'll give this movie an 8. Whoa! Puya shocko. That, I am shook. Yeah. I am genuinely shook.

Yeah. I think the acting is fantastic. I think the effects are just, they just take me out of it, and it's such a bummer because I want, I just feel like practical effects would have been so, would have made this movie so scary. Sure. Like the things that really scared me in it, not that anything really scares me anymore, but the things that I found distressing were like Ritchie finding a missing poster for himself. That is really fucking scary. Yeah. Aile of dead kids.

Yeah, that's CGI. I have to tell you, that's CGI. No, no, they killed all those kids. Oh, they got all those bodies from Antietam. They were very short back then. I would certainly not dissuade someone from watching this movie. I'd watch it again, probably, if I had eight hours to kill. I literally had to take breaks during the next one. If I had a full work day to watch movies. Yes. I'm going to give it a seven. Okay, okay. I wasn't sure where the snake was going to land.

Yeah, it's fun. It's definitely fun. No one can say it's not fun. No, for sure. If you say it's not fun, you're wrong. Yeah, you're a goddamn Belfast liar. Yeah, goddamn liar. Oh, damn liar. Well, we're gonna do it too next week. Come back for that. And also if you want to see more of me this week, oh snap. Yeah, I'm a I I I I I I I I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm that I'm a that I'm a that I'm a that I'm a that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. to that. that's that. that. that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I to say to say to say to say that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I that. Yeah, I'm th. Yeah, I'm th. th. th. th. th. that's th. th. that's th. that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. 't invited. Yeah. They chose the good one. No, I don't think that's true. I will be on a podcast, I would be a guest on a podcast called the Flyover State of Fear, which is sort of an offshoot of Fly Over State of Film. Right. They also have a YouTube channel, so it'll be a podcast and a video. You'll be back on the YouTube's. Yeah, you can look at my weird gaze upon my weird countenance as I talk about Halloween 3, season of the witch. Because I needed a do-over. I wanted a do-over. I haven't re-watched it yet so I don't know if my opinion will have changed. But after the return of the Living Dead, I felt I owed Halloween. thoo I felt I owed Halloween. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the season. the season, I, I, I, I th. th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I to th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I tho, I tho, I tho, thoing tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to to th, to tho, tho, to tho, to tho, to tho, tho-s to to to to to to to to thooooooooooooooooooo' tho' tho' tho, th Witch, another chance. I mean, I'm positive you're going to walk out of this one to fuck Tom Atkins.

No, I am never going to want to fuck Tom Atkins. I'd like to have a beer with Tom Atkins. For sure. I'd like to eat a hamburger with Tom Atkins. Yeah, yeah, or a hot dog. I'd suck on a chili dog. Fucking terrifying. terrifying. Uh, thank you to everyone who has purchased the shirts on T-Public of Justin's new designs. You made us a T-Public hot seller? Comes a hot seller, murder-rah. I'm the lyric-a-wra, I'm the lyric-a-wra-I'm the l'e-rugge-a. It's funny that you went there because when you forwarded me the email that said-weight-weight-we' is, hot shit! Oh, I'm going down, down, baby,

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