Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 353- Halloween Kills (2021)

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

Happy Halloween hangover day, EMTs! We hope you're still with us and that your stomachache from eating 400 fun-size Milky Ways is gone. In this week's episode, we're discussing the brand new entry into the Halloween franchise, "Halloween Kills." Special topics for your consideration include: two of our patron saints (Jamie Lee Curtis and Judy Greer obviously), when flipping the script goes wrong and who is to blame for it, the lamentation of Josh Hartnett no longer existing in this universe, cop school, vigilante justice, sentimentality, and looking like you financially support NPR. We have never and probably will never cover the 1978 "Halloween," but we have covered "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (Episode 52), "Halloween H20" (Episode 201), "Halloween: Resurrection" (Episode 202), and "Halloween" (the Rob Zombie reimagining, Episode 304).  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance and get bonus episodes about action movies-- this month it's STALLONE-A-PALOOZA with the (probably) fine film "Demolition Man"! Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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And I had heard mixed reviews. I had discussions with people where they were disappointed. I thought, well those people are probably snobs. I thought the exact, I was like, oh you're just being negative to be negative, you're polar real, me. Yeah, yeah. And then I watched it and for the first bit I was like, oh I'm having a great time. And then for the last bit I was like, I am not enjoying this. Yeah, and then there's something that happened at the very end that made me go First time I watched it with my friend Ryan. Hello, Ryan. In New Jersey, where we were chatting via the internet back and forth while watching it.

And how did you two feel about it? Uh, about the same. Yeah. It was pretty mediocre. And then you watched it a second time. I did because I had use the biggest font. I do. I'd like to be able to not miss anything. Yeah. I wonder if I can make my font bigger. I do it because often I will watch movies without my glasses on so I can see the TV fine, but for something that is close up I'll need it to be big.

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lady. Mothuckers you're all crazy because you all do the wrong thing at all times. Everyone in this movie looks at their choices and goes wrong please. Even there's one guy who the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoes tho thi tho tho thoes thoes tho to to to o' to o' to o' to o' to to to to to to tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho toy toy. toy. toy. toy. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to makes the right choice and then immediately follows it up with the wrong choice. Tell me who. So we meet the the older couple that are flying the drone around their house. Yeah, Sandra. Sandra and I can't remember the dude's name. Sandra is the only one I cared for. Sure, Sandra was great. They were actually both great. Her partner goes into the bed, they hear a noise, he goes into the bathroom and turns on the light and Michael Myers is in there smashes the light, he shuts the door and he's like, holy shit, run, call the fucking cops.

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I got so excited when people were like, oh, Boba. It was not that Michael McDonald. No. He was not taking into the streets. No. So I don't know. Like we can get into it I guess. Yeah, we probably should. Oh, we're going to do spoilers if you haven't seen Halloween kills. Yeah, good. You have. Everybody has. Yeah. I don't remember how it opens because I just have a lot of notes about my feelings about it. We pick up precisely where the last movie ended with Bonnie walking down the street and he sees a cop that's been downed as he's trying to call his, uh, Laurie Strud's granddaugh. Bonnie.

Bonnie is Lonnie's son whose name I cannot remember right now. Oh you just called him you just called him Bonnie. Because he is dressed as Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde. Oh I have no memory of that. Yeah I'm in his friend were going out as Bonnie got it. So he's dressed as Bonnie that was sorry. Cameron Elom is is walking down the street and sees Officer Hawkins down and calls for help. Right and Officer Hawkins is like he needs to die and I'm the one who's going to kill him. Tonight. Spoilers, he does not. He does absolutely nothing. I did like that Joe Bob Briggs referred to Michael Myers as turning into a human tank. He just cannot be destroyed at

this point. And it's kind of redonculus. It really is. So then we immediately go into flashback of Officer Hawkins remembering the first time he encountered the shape. Yes. When he was a bad cop. Was he a bad cop? He was a rookie cop on the fourth. Right, he shot his friend in the neck.

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Stevens as an Indian man. Yes, what Fisher Stevens did is horrific in that film. I don't think he intended for it to be. I think they did that to him. I like the juror of Fisher Stevens apologist. I mean, yes, he auditioned for the role. Yeah, you had to do the voice. Oh yeah, that's true. So we see Halloween, we're back to Halloween 1978. Hawkins and decidedly not 78

looking police officers are chasing down Michael Myers. Right. And they lose him. He just ghosts them in the middle of the street. He can do that. Supernatural being at this point. Definitely. And then him and his cop buddy find him in the Myers house. Right. Though he's looking out the window saying, the one of the cops is looking out the window saying, Hadnfield, a place where nothing ever happens. Yeah.

And he gets mushed. This is the same cop that earlier was like, you know what used to know, and the guy's like pulls the wings off butterflies and was a real bad guy like in that Rob zombie movie and the guy's like, no he was nothing like that Rob zombie movie. I always forget the Rob zombie movies are like movies. I never saw the sequel to his Halloween. Oh, Halloween too. Is it, what's it about? It's Halloween two?

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I thought it was actually very good. Yeah, yeah. Every time Dr. Luma showed up, I was ha. I was excited that it wasn't CGI, that it was actual like just somebody in prosthetics. Made it look, it looked fine, yeah, great. I would watch a movie with that guy in it. Believe that it was Donald Pleasant, yeah. I also thought that Michael looked great and has like good bearing. Sure, it's your boy. It's your boy. Yeah, it's the boy, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I th. It's, I, I, I, I, I, like, like, I that's, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I's, I's, I's, I's, I th. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I'm, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. It's, like, right? Is it Nick Castle? Yeah, he's still running around in there. Oh, gosh, he must be an old man. He is, and he's when you see Michael without the mask on, that's Nick Castle with makeup on. God, he was so hunky when he was young. Sure, he's not a bad guy-looking guy as an older gentleman. Oh, hey, whatever.

Okay. Sorry you'd to hit it with Nick. Yeah. How did you feel about Lonnie? Everyone's all excited because Lonnie's in this movie. I don't remember Lonnie. So Lonnie is the kid who is harassing Tommy Doyle with his pumpkin at the schoolyard. Oh. Yeah, right? Exactly. This is sort of the thing. This movie is so fucking sentimental about itself. Sure. It's about the franchise, I mean. It feels like the series finale to a TV show that's been on forever. It feels like the series finale of like friends or something where they gotta wrap up every storyline

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you're going to die tonight, Lonnie. You suck and like spitting on him and stuff. And then a cop rolls will be like, hey, you see the guy in a white mask, he just murdered some kids down the street. The kids are like, what sink? So all the cops are terrible in this town? Well, like, get those children to safety. Sure, get in the car I will drive you home right now. There are other cops looking for the guy in the white mask. No one is looking out for these children. Yeah, first the first the first the first. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. First. they. they. they. they. their. their. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. tops. tops. tops. tops. tops. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Do you think that's part of the thing they learn at cop school? I wouldn't hope so.

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And having a very traumatic evening, Lonnie is. Yeah, Lonnie's not doing great. He bumps into the boogie man who knocks him to the ground when he runs into him. Yeah. And then he's like, oh no, it's the boogie man, but then there's the cops there. Right. And We don't need more characters in this movie. Huh? Yeah. How are you gonna get a mob if you don't keep adding more and more characters? I mean, you can get there's just a man in like a leopard suit and I was like, you know, you do you leopard man. But like they kill Michael Myers, the tellip. theylip. theylip. the the the Michael they. Michael ki. Michael they. Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael. Michael Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael Michael. Michael. Michael Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael Michael. Michael they. Michael Michael they. Michael they. Michael kills a bunch. Michael, Michael kills a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch a bunch. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. the. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. Michael. the. Michael. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, the. Michael, you know? Thin him out, Mike. Yeah. So then we get the cops arresting Michael Myers out in front of the Myers house.

Yes. And Dr. Lumas tries to shoot him, but Hawkins stops him from shooting him. Right. Because extrajudicial killing is never a good idea. Though Hawkins has just murdered his friend upstairs. Hmm, don't the cops are going to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover to cover the the to cover the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the cops are going to cover that up. Yes, yes, which is brutal. And then we get the opening credits. Yeah.

And I really liked all the different pumpkins on fire. Loved them. I thought it looked really, really nice. Very fun. Very nice throwback. Yeah, callback. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? I did. Speaking of callbacks. Yeah, yeah, I did.

I did. I do. Then we go to a karaoke night at a local dive bar. I like how those people were mad that our protagonists were being too loud. It's a karaoke bar. If you're not just shouting nothing at the top of your lungs. Why are you there? We're trying to enjoy the karaoke. Now you're not. I'm trying to have a screaming conduct over here. So who are the people that show up at the karaoke bar being too loud?

It's everyone from every movie that ever happened before. We've got Tommy Doyle, who's Anthony Michael Hall. Yes. We've got Lindsay Wallace, who is played by Kyle Richards who played her as a child, right? Yes, yeah. And is a real housewife of Beverly Hills? Is she? Oh no, I was going to say she looks great and I'm happy that she's doing this, but I also do not want, I've never seen one of those shows, but I assume that they're not like nice and jovial people. No one's like, oh, the random X of kindness on real housewives. Who is she married to that she is a housewife?

Oh, I don't know. Well, let's find out. Okay. Do, doo-doo, doo-doo, do-doo. Maricio Umanski. Oh, of course. The Umansy family fortune. He's a real estate broker. Also there is Marian Chambers, the nurse from the original movie. Yeah, nice to see her.

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She gets surging. We see that Sheriff Brackett, formerly Sheriff Brackett, is now the very aged security card at the hospital. Oh, okay. I was supposed to know him. Yeah, he is, he's the sheriff from the first movie. I just don't remember. Okay. His name is, the actor's name is Charles Cifers. He's still doing it, huh? And you would know him from he's the one who is hitting on Adrian Barbeau in the fog when they're having phone conversations. He is some muckety muck in escape from New York. He's like the mayor or something I can't remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in a ton of. I mean I recognized him, but not necessarily from the first Halloween. Right. And he. And he. And th. And th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the th. the the the the he's he's he's the he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's the the the the the the the the one. He's the one. He's the one. He's the one. He's the one. He's the the one. He's the the the the the the the the the th. He's in a ton of. I mean, I recognized him, but not necessarily from the first Halloween. Right, right. And also in my brain, that was John Saxon, even though I know

it isn't. No, to fall off and he spins his head up on? She's like, no, it stays on, great. See, that's a movie I've seen and I remember nothing about. Sure, sure. That wasn't even that long ago. No, that was very recent. Great. It's thank you. So yeah, we see Sandra and her partner get killed. Like, you know,

they're just death bait, but you still feel bad because they set them up that you like them. They seem nice enough. For sure. Yeah. And Michael Myers doesn't care if you seem nice enough. He's going to fuck you up. He's going to break your drone and then kill you. Yeah. She was pretty he, this is gonna be a deep cut, okay, hopefully you can follow me here. Why did he murder Sandra like he was Necro Butcher, the underground wrestler? Are you familiar with Necro Butcher? I am not.

He's a big like, stab me with broken light bulbs kind of guy. There's a clip online of him doing a light bulb match and he like stands up and pulls a light bulb out of his arm and stuff comes out and someone goes, oh man look at Butcher's arm! It's just like holy shit he's got a really high threshold for pain. He's, have you seen the wrestler? I have not. Oh okay no he's in the wrestler for those who have seen it. He's the guy who threshold for pain. He's, have you seen the wrestler? I have not. Oh, okay. No, he's in the wrestler for those who have seen it.

He's the guy who staples Mickey Rork. Oh, okay. It's him with a staple gun. Oh, nice. Yeah, because that's the thing that means. I would like to see Mickey. Do you have like, he breaks a light bulb and stabs her in the throat with it? And now we're backyard wrestling? What are we doing here, Michael Meyer? Yeah, I did not like that.

No. Uh, uh, and we get to watch Sandra breathing her last breaths as she watched her husband get stabbed to death repeatedly. After we've just seen them be nice to each other. It's like I hate this in horror movies. This is a thing I really don't like is where they introduce two nice people just so you can watch them die. For sure.

It's cheap to me. And it's also like unnecessarily brutal in this. It's mean, yeah. Michael Myers, like what is he doing there? Why does he go there a murder spree, right? Like he's just... Yeah. Because these movies, what these movies presuppose is that he's not hunting Lori Strode. Right. He's just a homicidal maniac.

But having to do with his house. Right, exactly. Like the whole reason that he wants to kill her is because she came to his house in 1978. Right. And like that, they're, because in the, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Right. And like that, because in the last movie it was the doctor who was driving him around trying to find Lori Strode and make it a thing. Right, the doctor had like set it all in motion. Yeah, right. So then we cut to the bar and there's this very sweet older bartender. And I'm like, oh, theythankfully they don't. Yeah, he'll probably die in the next movie. He was the one who supplied us with old Huckleberry. Yeah, there were a lot of

baseball bats in that bar actually. Yeah, for sure. So they hear about Michael Myers. This is so this part is very frustrating because we see a news story on the TV in a world where people get their news from television news in the year of our Lord and Savior 2021, that two escaped convicts are still on the loose and they show pictures of them. Yes. And then later, everyone's trying to kill that guy and they're like, how do you know it's not him? It's like, because he's the fucking other guy. He's the Danny DeVito as the penguin-looking, he sure is. he's not obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, the penguin looking motherfucker. He sure is. He's not obviously Michael Myers who

you saw on the television earlier. Yes everyone's on Michael Myers face the way the movie handles it is like Tommy moves his head and that he comes into focus the TV goes out of focus but you clearly see that the first guy is the other guy. So they think that Michael Myers is in the parking lot stealing the doctor and nurse's car? Yes. Oh yeah, we've met a doctor and nurse too, fine. It doesn't matter. They're like, they matter not for the film. Except that they do die later with Mary and tap. But their Halloween costumes are he's dressed as a doctor and she's dressed as a nurse, even though that's not their jobs, they're reversed it. What this movie presupposes is that women can be doctors.

Katie, I have news for you. It's so funny that they're like, whoa, we really flip the script. It's a lady doctor! You're supposed to be like, oh wow, didn't see that coming. I feel like I'm shocked. I have a confession. Yeah. Everything like that in thia, thia, that, that, that, tha, that,. Everything like that in this movie I blamed on Danny McBride.

Did you? Yeah, because he co-wrote the movie. That's fair. I was just like, hmmm. Danny McBride's fingers in it? Oh man. And so when they're leaving the bar is this when the evil dies tonight? Chance starts for the first time. I hate it. I hate it too. We see the person drive away in the the doctor.. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor. the doctor the doctor. the doctor the doctor the doctor the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. the. I hate it too. We see the person drive away in the doctor and nurse's car and immediately wreck it and I was like well Michael's peripheral vision is gonna suck with that mask on for sure. But it isn't it's the other guy why is he such a bad driver? Also I feel like someone would be taping this on their phone and yelling either World Star or putting it on Tick-Tock. Yeah.

Yeah. We meet Big John and Little John. They're a flamboyantly gay couple. Yeah. And it's just kind of like... Who live in the Myers house? Yes. And they're having an argument about what a good Halloween night is. Yeah. I'm fine with getting high and listening to like

retro Halloween records. I'm totally fine with that. Yeah, it was one of them made a sharkoery board. Yeah, I'm also fine with fucking around with the shark boatery board. I feel like you could combine those two things. Those are ideal combinations. Yeah.

Before your time. I see. But it was just like, OK, what are these guys? They spend a lot of screen time. They do. And they keep openly, not openly, repeatedly calling each other Big John. Yeah, was that a reference to something else? I have no idea. I mean, the one that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. thoe thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi, thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi thi thi thi thi thii thii thi thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi reference to something else? I have no idea. I mean, the one that's taller is Little John, and the one that's smaller is Big John.

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Because I was like, they could not have filmed this since January. No, no way that happened. Yeah. Also remember when that happened. Remember when the government was almost overthrown? Remember how that's being rewritten as not that now? Oh Allison also left Butcher Knife with Lori wrapped up in her shirt. Yeah, just I got a bloody shirt next to her pillow going, Grandmother, this will be here when you need it. I'm your murder granddaughter. We're gonna both be murder heroes. And there's this incredibly weirdly sentimental scene between Jamie Lee Curtis and the cop. Why? Why? And it's all she gets to do in this movie.

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Yes, which is a very sad scene all around because Judy Greer fucking rocks. I love Judy Greer. And she's putting like this pathos into it. They're like, oh she's really sad that this man is going to get beaten to death and or kill himself. Yeah. And then the lingering camera shot on his exploded brains? That was weird. Yeah. I didn't I didn't hate it. No. But I didn't love it either But I was like no, but I'm currently sad that this man's dead Why do I have to look at his brain? We the POV characters caused this man's death And it's almost like the point is to be like well mob justice isn't real justice and you're like I know I know! Then Jamie Lee Curtis injects herself in the ass with like,

why did she have to do it so forcefully? I thought of you though because you've talked before about having a shot in the butt, well I don't wind up for it. After she gives herself the butt shot, I just have a note that says, this is bonkers. Yeah, it is. My next note says, wait, was that guy on Matt TV? So we must be back with the Johns. Who was his character that like was a little kid? Oh, like. You know what?

That's in my, that's in my gone for forever. What's his name was like Stan or something? Something? It's like a hatch opened in the back of my skull and all these things just pour out. But I like the whole like he left the back door open and Michael Myers sneaks into their house. Yeah. But then they could have just left their house and called the cops and been like there's a man in our house. Yeah they could have. You know they had a cell phone in a pocket somewhere. Uh-huh. Yeah. Although in his defense, big, big job was just in a pair of silk boxers and an A shirt. So. Yeah, well, he was doing his best. Yeah, he was just wanting to smoke weed and listen to records. Same. Um, and hopefully that's our crudery plate. Oh, here, here I described the escaped convict as a bag of yucky oatmeal. That's what he looked like.

Oh, when he was on the ground. Yeah. And this is where I also wrote, Still quite a few protagonists left. Um, Michael, Michael stabbing Big John in the armpit and then gouging his eyes on it? I was like, what are we doing here, Michael?

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Yeah. Very strangers, the beginning of, you're next where they put on that Dwight Twilly song, the keep coming back, yeah. And then he kills Cameron. And you think for a moment he's going to spare Cameron, and I thought that is too fucking sentimental. So I was actually very pleased when Cameron died. No sentimentality. No. And Allison has to watch Cameron die.

Fine. You were the one who wanted to go a monster hunting. Yeah. No pity. And then Judy Greer stabs him in the back and saves Allison. And throws the weapon on the ground and is just like stepping on him with her little kids. You know, like to... Judy! Did you get nothing from your mother? I don't know, I feel like the ability to stab sort of the back with a pitch for it is a pretty big move. No, that's a big move.

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And that your mom was never the superintendent of a school or whatever. Headmistress. And there was no big, luscious melons. Does that mean those big luscious melons. Does that mean those big, luscious melons never existed? I hate that for us. That means we must never speak of them again. And then the movie does the shittiest thing. Kills fucking Judy Greer.

Why? Why did he do that? I don't know? I guess. I guess. No, so now Allison has lost both of her parents. Or maybe it's going to be like a grandma trains you to be a, you know, a monster killer for the third. I guess. I mean, is it just like, like, Lori would have killed him in the next movie, regardless

of what happened in this movie? Yeah. We didn't. And let's give Judy Greer more work because I love watching her act. For sure. And I feel like Lori Strode, I guess they're just saying this has driven her insane. She seems pretty cognizant. But like at the same time she is like so myopically focused on this one thing. Well, yeah. Well for sure. I mean it's a traumatic event but like... I mean I can't get over my bad bad childhood and it was not nearly as bad as Michael Meyer stalking me. It's true. That has not caused th you th you th you th th thi thi thi thu thi thi thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu the of the of to the the the the the the the. She's the. She the. She the. She the. She the. She the. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She th. She the th. She's the. I the. I the. I the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee true. That has not caused you to make a panic room to catch sad thoughts in your house.

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Yeah, what a fucking bummer. Yeah. I'm really sad. You want to rate this thing? Yeah. Oh, go ahead. I mean, I think it's worse when I come in wanting to love something and feeling also that I'm going to then feel vindicated because everyone else is being a snob, you know?

Yeah. And like I was prepping myself for that feeling of vindication. Sure. I was planning to come on here and be like, well at least it was a lot of fun. Right. But then it stops being a lot of fun. And I just, it just wasn't, it was, this is really bad. And it wasn't, there wasn't enough, as weird as this might, it didn't have like a holiday Halloween vibe at all, to me. No, it didn't. You're right about that. It's just a slasher. Yeah, it just. Such a sentimental and also self-important one for sure and like Halloween 1978 is a fantastic film unfuck withable on unfuck withable unassailable For the kids for the kids This movie is very full of itself for that and you didn't make that movie. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm gonna give it a four and a half. Okay. But I'm just really let down by it.

And I'm sad that I'm let down. I didn't want to dislike it. Yes, I 100% agree with you on that. Like I also had that like I was having these arguments in my head, I was like, people are just too sentimental about this stuff, were too like gatekeepery in a way. And I think all that's true, but also this movie missed the mark. It really did. It missed the mark, like shooting your friend in the neck instead of the serial killer. That's the kind of mark it missed for me anyway. At that point why wouldn't you just unload the fucking clip like you've already like done the damage? Right, he's yeah you're not going to save this man whose throat has been torn open, sirs. Yeah I think a four is the right call on this like

I'll put it out there I'm still hopeful that the third one is gonna bring the whole franchise together. I will go into the third movie being excited to like it. So, there you have it. And I'm excited for the next iteration of the Halloween things. Wait, this is the end though, right? Yeah, but it's gonna come back. They always come back. Yeah. It's a, it's the thing that can never end. Katie, can I do a shout-out real quick? Please. I would like to give a shout out to the Kill by Kill podcast.

Ooh, yes. Who got mentioned in Variety in a list of horror movie podcasts that people should check out. Oh, good for you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Damn, how do we get in variety? I don't know. Fuck you guys! That sucks! Just getting, that rules. Congratulations, Gina and Patrick. But I was like, I was really stoked for them. I think that's fantastic. That is fantastic.

Yeah. And you guys should check them out. But don't take our word for it, take varieties. I also want to give a quick shout out to the latest episode of Marveling at Marvel's Marvels, Marvels, which, ya boy is on. Yeah, it's their Halloween episode, so what did you guys talk about? Uh, John brought a bunch of dumb characters and we talked about them. Oh, you didn't watch a movie. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to ever have to watch another Marvel movie again. So we're not going to do another another the crossover. So the crossover. So the crossover. So the crossover. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, to to to to to to to to to to thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi, thi, thi, they'a, they'a, they'a, they'a, they'a, they'a. So, they'. So, they's, th. So, thi. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, their. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, they're thi. Yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their they're the of that series. If you're gonna watch one, I will definitely do it. Oh no, I meant you could do it.

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That's so kind. Uh, what are we doing next week? Well, we've been doing a lot of new and popular things lately. We did malignant. We did the it series. We did Halloween kills. Let's dig deep back into our bag of tricks for our old friend, Charles Band. And your old not friend Stuart Gordon.

See Reanimator? Yeah. Did he also write Honey I Shrunk The Kids? I think so. That's weird. He's a weird man. He's a cool dude. We're going to do the 1987 film Dolls, which is on Amazon Prime.

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Hi, Perry, thank you for subscribing. I know it was your wife, and she just wants me to say hi to you. Thank you, Kaysen. I totally forgot, yes. Hi, Perry. Perry's the fucking best. Go listen to the Sansol Lambs episode where we have the Jodi Foster off with Pary. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, th, th, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thia''a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, tho, tha, th Lambs episode where we have the Jody Foster off with Perry. It's a great Pittsburgh accent. One of my favorite things is he and I trying to sing Dr. Lector.

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Love it. As opposed to God parents. We believe in wizards in our house, I guess. I don't know what that means. Thanks for listening to another person of Wearable Fabulance. Bye. Bye. Bye. Savini's sightings at the pool. No way to in Finland's to fulfill reviews. Get the clouds and laugh of face. Killing in the atmosphere. Appearance of gas in case. Please make I continue to crave. E&T.

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