Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 356- Bride of Chucky (1998)

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

In this week's episode we're discussing the revenge film that wasn't-- the fourth entry in the "Child's Play" franchise, "Bride of Chucky." Special topics for your consideration include: an undying love of John Ritter, all 90s roads leading back to Jerry Springer, the choices that culminate in owning a waterbed, toxic relationships and the "Twilight" effect looming large in our brains, inept cops, and a surprise visit from a dolphin. Did you miss our other "Child's Play" episodes? Naturally we covered the sequel first (Episode 28) and the original film second (Episode 231) with the remake coming in appropriately third, in Episode 287.  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance  Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.  

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My cousin Vicki says that we are all going to get Alzheimer's earlier because we look everything up instead of thinking about it in our brains. Uh, I'd like to see the study on that. Yeah, she's pretty smart though. No doubt, big fan, but. All right, hold on, movies and TV shows. House of Wax. Um, hmm, hmm, or maybe we dreamed this? No, we did it. Nine lives.

Nine lives. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. That was literally like a month ago, I feel. Or four years ago. Anyway, what are we doing this week?

This week we are doing the 1998 film Bride of Chuckie. Ninety-eight, not typically a great year for horror. So I have a confession. Okay. No, not a confession, an observation. Okay. You know how I have broken you when you've started enjoying ridiculous Italian horror movies. Uh, yeah, I guess that's true.

Yeah, and a lot of ridiculous 80s horror movies as well. I now have a sweet spot for late 90s horror movies. Yes. I mean in looking at what came out that year, the faculty is I think unassailable. Yeah. You got a urban legend, which I think we always enjoyed. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. You got Blade, which people like and I've never seen. Yeah, no. That's supposedly the other movie that we're going to do when we do our crossover with Marvel. With Marveling, th th the th. the th. the the th. I the th. I the th. I the the th. I the th. I the th. I th. I th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I thi thi. Yes. Yes. Yes. th. Yes. Yes. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,, and I've never seen. Yeah, no. You got... That's supposedly the other movie that we're going to do when we do our crossover with Marvel. With Marveling at Marvel's Marvels. Oh, are we? We've talked about doing Blade. Okay. You've got a Disneyator Strangeland. Yeah, which we both really enjoyed.

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It's very funny. I'm here for it. Jason's mask, but it's just a shitty hockey mask and a machete. Yep. A chainsaw and a Michael Myers mask but from like four. But those are like sort of displayed? Yeah. Where Chuckie's shit's just in a bag. Because at the end of three if I recall correctly, he gets Andy has thrown him into a fan and it breaks him into a million pieces which is why Jennifer Tilius is stitching back together. Gotcha. So, like, just so you have some continuity there.

Also, I don't know what else I've seen Jennifer Tilly other than just being Jennifer Tilly. She's a fucking delight. She is a fucking delight. And you know what else? She's 40 years old in this movie. My skin doesn't look that good since I was eight. She does look amazing. It's not fair. Have you thought about just rocking her style and maybe the good skin comes along with it?

I don't think I can wear a body con dress like that. You don't know till you try, Katie. I'd like to be comfortable. Yeah, sure, sure. It seems like it was difficult to walk. It's a lot of work. It's a commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a commitment. It's a to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be difficult. It's a to be to be to be to work. It's a to work. It's a to work. It's a to. It's a to. It's a to. It's a that. that. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. It's a toa. It's a to. It's a to. It's a lot of work. It's a commitment that I'm not willing to make. Also, this movie has a young Catherine Hegel in it. Wowie, wow, wow, Catherine Heigle. Yeah, a little baby, a little bath. Everyone hates her and I don't know why. Oh, I don't know either. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad to not know. Yeah, I'm glad to not know. Yeah, me too. So this monster museum jail is being overseen by the world's dopiest little cop. One of a legion of dopy cops in this movie. Yeah, cops are real dopey in this.

We see him get murdered by a woman wearing very high heels. And she says, well, hello, Dolly, when she picks up Chuckie, and then it goes right into a living dead girl. I was like, is this a half-ass rops on me? Oh, no, it's just a regular rubs on me. It's a regular ass rossom. It's just like someone playing Dragula wrong. And I was like, oh, fuck, it's just rubs off. It's like having the record player on the wrong speed.

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But I also was, you know how I get. Ha ha ha. to it? I think she was like seducing him and she needed the doll. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. And she stitches him up and I think he looks great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. The animatronics on Chuckie and later Jennifer Tilly are fucking phenomenal. They're so good. They are just so fun to watch. And the voice acting from Brad Durf? Oh my god. I love Brad Durf. There's apparently a Chuckie TV show that's going on right

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It's like, yeah, no man could ever know such a thing. I've never known a man to know anything about plants. Because he's going to Princeton for theater. Mm-hmm. On a figure skating scholarship. Yes, and no straight man has ever done either of the to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the-s the-s, the-s, thoe-s, thoe-s, thoe-s, thoe-s, thoe-oe-oea-oe-s, thoe-s, thoome'-oomeoomeoomeoomfeoomoomoomfeoomfeoomfeou-a-s, thoomf. Yeah, thoomf. Yeah, thoe-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s, thoe-a-a-a-a-s, thoe-s, thoe-s, thoe-s, thoe-s, thoe-s, thoooooe-s, thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooea- man has ever done either of those things. No. David's a good friend, though, as it turns out, because he is using himself as a decoy so that Catherine Hegel, aka Jade, who we're told is under 18, is meeting up with her boyfriend,

Jesse, who I guess is a hunk. I guess. He's not that great of a friend because he's not saying you need to get out of this terrible relationship. Is it terrible? Yes. Is it? Why they seem to like each other? No they don't. Well when they start thinking that one of them is a killer, then it goes downhill. But they start thinking that immediately. I mean to be fair it does seem like one of themem their them them their them their th. th. th. th. th started thinking that immediately. I mean, to be fair, it does seem like one of them's a murderer. So we got back to Jennifer Tilly wearing, oh my god, her boobs. In 1998, I feel boobs were everything. Sure. Yeah. Is there a point in time when they weren't?

Now I think it's butts. You can have whatever kind of boobs you want as long as you have a big booty. Okay. And then in between I felt you had to be rail thin. Oh sure. And before that you had to be rail thin. Sure. Yeah.

So yeah, I think it changes. Anyway, boobs are everything and hers are everywhere. She looks great. And she also has that heart with Chuckie's name in it, tattoward her boot. You know, the knife through it? She's reading voodoo for dummy, which is very funny. And she's doing it and like smoking and just looking fucking amazing. Her makeup is exceptional. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a question.

Yes. Why does she have so many other dolls? Yep. Okay. Why does she have so many other dolls? Yep. Okay. Why does she just have? Brad Juref's press clippings of him being a serial killer framed around the house? I mean, you'd think that would be off putting to her new boyfriend, who's Alexis Arquette? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Damien. Also giving me strong D. Snyder's right. Yeah, it had strain. It's the it was the ridiculous piercings. Yeah. Welcome to my world. You love that so much! So she's I guess trying to convince Damien to be a killer and he shows her a Polaroid of like a mashed up face, but it's very clearly Damien's own face. Yeah, I spent hours on that. Did you? Because she could see her their nail polish. Yeah, it's very silly. And Alexis Arcett's tattoos are so ridiculous. I mean, I mean, what tribe are you in? Slayer? I don't know what that is.

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Chucky's face is so funny. And then Chuckie turns around, rips out the lip ring. Says it ain't the size that counts, asshole, it's what you do with it, pulls up the lip ring, and then smothers with a pillow, Alexis Arquette. Well still watching Tiffany. God, his weird dollhands grabbing her boobs are a look. I love that he's still shitty to her though. Yeah, he's not in a position to be any. No, she's a person and you're a doll and he's like, fuck you! What? To her credit, she doesn't take it. She did make Swedish meatballs for him though. Yeah, she does. Oh man. There's a

great Christian Slater on New Year's Eve reference in this movie. Oh yeah, yeah. I don't really know what that's about. I think he had a problem with substance abuse at one point. Yeah. Yeah. And that's made right after a Jerry Springer reference. Of course it is. I we are, babies. 1998. I have not thought about Jerry Springer forever. What is he doing now? I know, he's probably Mayor of Cleveland, again.

I don't know. He was the mayor of Cleveland, Ohio. When? Before he was Jerry Springer, the tod or something too, like yeah. So Jerry Springer's not a stupid man. No, no, not at all. Why did he make his living? Oh, smart people make their livings on stupid people. Yeah.

Yeah, I think I just got that. Wait, he's British? Is he? Yes? What the fuck? Jerry Springer contains multitudes. Never doubt him. I love that his bouncer got a television show. He did?

Yeah, Steve or whatever his name was. What? Had his own Jerry Springer-Sk-talk show. This is so weird. Yeah, the world is a weird, wacky, shitty place. Oh, I guess he is the executive producer of the Steve Wilco's show. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those were the days. Okay. I'm sorry, I'm just digging deep into Jerry Springer here. Let's change, let's change the subject. Wait until we get done a Morton Downey Junior wormhole. Oh, yee. Yeah. So she's holding her boyfriend like a tiny little baby, which is very thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th Downey Jr. wormhole. No, he. Yeah.

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Mm-hmm. And dropped it into his playpen. Yeah. And she's watching a bride of Frankenstein and we see Frankenstein say, uh, fuck what's the line that he says about, uh, we should be dead or whatever. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, because she says it at the end of the movie. Um, like, better off dead or whatever.

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I don't know. He clearly doesn't love his niece. It's not out of love for her. And he's like, when you're 18, you can't get the fuck out and never come back. Yeah. But until then, I'm going to make her life a telli. That's just how John Witter does. No, how dare you? How did she get married if she's a minor? You can't just marry a minor. In Niagara Falls?

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So Chuckie pushes the bathtub. Chuckie pushes the TV into the bathtub. So good. So good. And it, the scene goes on for a real long time, and it's delightful watching Jennifer Tilly pretend to get electrocuted. She is doing such a great job of flailing and screaming, and it's like being juxtaposed with the screaming of the bride of Frankenstein. And somehow also keeping suds on her boobs the entire time she's doing it.

Yeah, she's full covered. Yeah, yeah. Congrats. There's like an underwater shot of her, and I thought, wow, that's some good waterproof mascara, because she's wearing a lot of it. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Chuckie gets a knife at this point? Yeah, Chuckie's always got that goddamn knife. And now he says the voodoo incantation and puts her into the bride doll.

Right. At which point, she says, I wouldn't marry you if you had the body of GI Joe, which is very funny to me. And then she just starts crying into her little doll hands. It's crazy. It's so cute. And then she does a full make over on the doll, which implies that, because we do see a doll wearing a leather jacket when we first walk into her house, which she is now wearing. That means there was somewhere in there a doll wearing fish nets.

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with his amulet. Yes. That he needs to put their bodies, their souls into human bodies. But he thinks he's delivering the two dolls to the cemetery in New Jersey. In Hackensack, New Jersey. In Hackensack. And so they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're. And so. So they're they're they're so. And so. And so. And so. And so. So they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're in. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so. And so, they're. And so, they're. And so, they're. And so, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. And the yeah. And so they're in the van at Jade's house while Jesse's trying to convince her to come with him. And this is when John Ritter's going to plant the drugs. He has like his little Toadie do it. Or no, he does it. He sneaks into the van. He gets like a, uh, one of those little lock-jimmy things and breaks and breaks and breaks, and breaks, Chuggie's gonna stab him and she's like no no no that that's when she's like

stepping in the 90s or whatever drag yourself in the 90s so she puts a bunch of nails in front of the airbag yeah and then sets the airbag off that shoots the nails into John Ritter's face they fuck him up I did not see that shoots the nails into John Ritter's face. They fuck him up. I did not see that coming. Neither me. So now he has a bunch of nails in his face and they're just like, ha! Yeah, their joy, their glee at hurting humans is amazing.

It's so fucking fun. Just Chuckie screaming, who the fuck is Martha Stewart was really good for me. I'm just now realizing, do you think we're the reason that Listigel said that people swear too much in Pittsburgh? Yep. We just said fuck like 15 times. It's really fucking funny though. It's fucking great. So Jay to Jesse get to a gas station where there are

just a Brazilian people hanging out or something? It's like a stop and like a Quic-Mart type deal. Okay. And and Chuckie and Tiffany have hidden John Ritter's body in like this love seat in the back of the van. Because Jesse also has like a 70s van with an eagle painted on it. It's very cool. It's very cool. Got to get a boyfriend with a the the the the the the the the the the the gas a the the gas a gas a gas a the the the the gas a gas a gas a gas a gas the the the gas gas the the gas gas gas gas their gas gas their gas their gas gas their gas gas their their gas gas their gas gas gas gas their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. theea. th. th. thea. their their their their their their their back of the van. Because Jesse also has like a 70s van with an eagle painted on it. It's very cool. It's very cool. Gotta get a boyfriend with a cool van if you're out there, single ladies. Get a boyfriend of the cool van. And no response to that.

Which is also crazy that they become fugitives in that van. Like, what? So stupid. So they have to, they had the, Catherine Hagel goes in to get some snacks for the road. And then the needle nose cop shows up. Mm-hmm. He's so well cast as a shithead. He's great.

He's a little toady guy. And John Renner's been like told him that there's drugs in there. So he goes into the van and he's like, he's busting Jesse. And then he has some sort of slight run in with Chuckie and Tiffany. Yeah. But then Chuckie sneaks out of the van with a shirt that he tucks into the cop's gas tank and lights the cop on fire which explodes killing the cop. Yep, pretty great. I love everyone's reactions at seeing the dolls yeah, they pretend to be still and be you know be dolls yeah for a lot of it and people look at them just go, uh, uh, uh, although now they're looking at Tiffany going, huh? That couple of like people at Tiffany, they're like, oh, I didn't notice that. But I was like watching this and I was like,

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So they're cop killers. Yeah, I like that. So they go to an all-night wedding chapel in Niagara? Wait, first Chuckie turns on the radio and hears SCA, like the 1998 third wave SCA, and he goes, Jesus, the music scenes gone to hell since I've been dead. And then puts on like a Rob zombie song and he said, yeah, this is what I'm talking about and it's like actually you're probably better off with SCA. Put the dance Bringing you back. Wow. Yeah. Probably gonna listen to that on the way home. You're gonna pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. I love picking it up, picking it up, picking it up.

I love Skaw, man. I know a lot of people like to talk shit. It's a great time. It's so harmless. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyho. John Ritter is alive momentarily and then like immediately I'm not not anymore. But he does look great but he looks like pinhead he's got all these nails in his face and they're like pulling his lips in different Elvis directions. And they're like one of them says to the other why does that look familiar? And I thought is that a reference to an earlier movie because I don't remember that happening or is it just a reference to pinhead? Maybe it's a pinhead reference. I guess.

So yes, they go to the all-night wedding chapel. Yeah. And they get married. Have the most weirdly unhappy wedding? Yeah. Why even do this? Why are they doing this? Because she is now afraid of him because she thinks Jesse is a killer. Why would you marry him? Because she's afraid if she doesn't he kill her. Why does he want to marry her? Because he also thinks she's a killer. Because their relationship is toxic and they shouldn't be together. What evidence do you have that their relationship is toxic? Because I just didn't get that vibe. You just don't you just think that because John Ritter doesn't like him. Yeah I'm on John Ritter is the bad he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he is he bad he is he he he he he he he he he he he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is thi is he he hee is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is th is th is th is th is th is th. He is th. He is th. He is th. He is th. He is th. He is the. He is the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. this kid. He's like being really unkind to his orphaned knees. I don't know why. I think it's because they don't like each other at this point. I was

like, well, they shouldn't be together then. I think you're just like overlooking some of the nuances and complexities of Jesse and Jade's relationship. And I may still be feeling burnt by the twilight movie we watch where all relationships are toxic. Yeah. No one should be together. Making a forever wife is not toxic. It's very toxic. Speaking of toxic relationships, we then meet Ross and his wife. Oh are these the thieves? Yeah. Ross has a 1998 son tattoo on his shoulder. He does. Ross fucks with his boxers on and a blanket between himself and his lady friend. On a waterbed. Yep. I hate a waterbed. I think it's the worst idea. Yeah. Terrible. And especially for that, for doing that thing that they were doing. It seems like it would make soaking easier you wouldn't need the friend to jump, right?

You're going to the wrong movie again go into the wrong movie I am aren't I? Twilight has permeated everything in our lives. So these people are just spending their wedding night dry humping under a, between, with a blanket between them? Wait, do you think the thieves were actually on their on their honeymoon? In fact, I do. In fact, I do. So Tiffany's... Why can't they be in this in my in my Abbey imagination? They totally can I just assume that there were thieves who go around and steal from a little bit good actually. Yeah

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which I thought was great. And he has to chew it off with his teeth. So you know, I do talk to text. Yeah. I am anatomically correct, you know. Oh my god, there's a dolphin. Dolphin. Dull fucking scene? I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god, there's a dolphin.

What is it outside my window? Yeah. I'm on the second floor. I think it must have been there's a doll fuck scene. So we get a silhouetted doll scene of doll sex. They're fuking. They're fucking. They're full-on fucking. Like, there had to be some puppeteer pumping Chuckie's hips into Tiffany.

And Tiffany says, do you have a rubber? And his response is, babe, I'm all rubber. To which she said, I thought you were made of plastic. You know, I hate intimacy, but I actually love that. What if this is where you figure out this is your thing? Oh God, everyone's got a thing. This must be someone's. Anyway, Kathy and Jimmy shows up.

She does, she's the maid in a beautiful Kathleen Jimmy. Cameo. I wish she was making the witch face. Oh man. That's it. Kathy and Jimmy shows up and then she's gone again forever. Yeah. Jade calls David and says I think Jesse's lost it. I think he's a murderer. Right because they find the, did they find the body? Do they see the bodies? Yes she saw the body, she sees the bodies and assumes that Jesse did it. And Jesse has run out to a payphone to call David and say, I think, Jade is a murderer. And David's like, oh shit, neither of you is a murderer. Let me real quick drive to Niagara Falls. Yeah, David's such a good friend. He really is. So he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's th. So he's th. So he's th. So he's th. So he's th. So he's th. So he's th. So he's th. So he's in the van with them and he's like something stinks like poo. And he finds John Ritter's body, pulls his gun on

them. Yes. Gets out of the van while yelling at them that he's going to call the cops, steps into the road. Mash by a truck. Mashed by a truck. Like dusted, turned into atoms by a truck. I loved it. He's just a blood spray on the highway. So good. Where did the rest of the guns come from? Oh, I don't know. Okay.

They just all of a sudden have a bunch of guns. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. And they're like doll-sized, too. They don't know. I don't know. But the dolls have guns and they're now telling Jade and Jesse to get the fuck in the truck and let's go. In fact, if it was a movie, it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice. Thank you, Don Manzini. Very self-aware, very funny. Very funny.

I feel like normally we would hate that dolls. Yeah. They're so endearing in such a weird way. Yeah. So we're catching news reports about these fugitives on the run in this ridiculous van. And they say that this lighter has been found that was used to start the fire and it has the fingerprints of Charles Lee Ray. And I thought, how the fuck does he have the same fingerprints. So they're going to dig up Charles Charles up up up up up up up up up up up up their their their their their their their their to to to their to to to to their their to to to to have the same fingerprints? So they're gonna dig up Charles Lee Ray's body. Yeah. For some reason.

Yeah. Well, I guess to see if his fingers are there with prints on them. So they steal a camper. Yeah. And the couple that's in the camper, was that dude, Lloyd Kaufman? Was it? I thought so. Oh I hope so. Yeah it looked like Lloyd Kaufman but I didn't do any research to find out if it was. They I don't know but I hope so. Seems like a thing Lloyd Kaufman would show up. Yeah. They cross over the New Jersey border and it's broad daylight and when they get to

Hackensack it's pitch black and I thought how far inland is New Jersey's in general, not that big. Uh, it's pretty big. You could cross it in how many hours? A few, yeah, yeah. I'm looking up how far Hackensack is from the New York border. Well, there's a lot of New York border. If you, it depends on where they can make from. Were they in Niagara Falls? Hackensack to Niagara Falls. I got it.

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that her mother always taught her that if you cook a man a meal he should clean up, wash the dishes, yeah. Sure. Jade and Jesse use that information against them to facilitate a fight between Chuckie and Tiffany. What would Martha Stewart say? Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! Agreed. Yeah. Plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood. These are things Tiffany says in this fucking scene. It's so good. Oh man. They wreck that, those nice people's RV. Drive it right into a gully. But luckily it's right next to the cemetery, so they're able to walk over the cemetery.

It's true. And they kill the guy who is digging up Charlie, Charles Lee Ray's body? Well first, Jade kicks Tiffany into the oven and she's all burned up in there. Why does that not kill her but getting stabbed does? Mm-hmm. And there's like a scene of, you think they're going to set the camper on fire even though you know they blew the air explosion bludget on a cop car. For sure. Where's just a bunch of gasoline pouring inside of the camper. Jesse's fucking around with some sparking wires like a real dinghus.

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Do you think they took his car? I hope so? Because that cop has now gone over to look at Tiffany's corpse on too, by the way. This is all taking place over the course of 12 hours. So where the Meridian that Hackensack sits upon has an extreme, anyway, 30 Days of Sunshine here in Hackensack New York. Please Hackensack New Jersey, have some respect. Oh my God, what's wrong with me? I knew that.

I knew that, please New New Jerseyans don't be upset. New Jeru don't get mad. So the Godfax everybody pokes Tiffany in the boob a few times. He's clearly terrified of it. What are you doing? Yeah. And Tiffany wakes up screaming. Screaming at him which I thought was great. Camera pants down to her chaffondress, which is now wriggling. The baby shoots out and attacks the cop. It sprays blood all over his face. It's, I guess, just like, you know, amniotic blood. It has little needle teeth. I love the baby so much. The baby rules. How does she gestate that baby so quickly? It's been like less than two days.

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Oh, no way. Yeah. Oh, what a delight. Yeah. That means Method Man can't be far behind. The film is shot in Romania. I love it. Would you go to a Romania with Redman? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me, to to to to to to to to to to th. Yeah, thi, th. th. They took Red Man to Romania? I love it. Would you go to a Romania with Redman?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, me, me, too. Red Man is playing a fictionalized version of himself. John Waters is in it? Oh, this is pretty great. I love that this franchise just became like self-aware, and they're like, fuck it, let's go. Yeah, apparently someone plays Don Mancini in this. That's not Don Mancini? No, it's not. It's someone has Don Mancini. So I look forward to that. Oh, wait, there's someone playing Britney Spears, but it's not Britney Spears.

Of course not. You can't get Redman and Britney Spears. Yeah, not on this budget. Does Redman think he was in a movie with Britney Spears is what I want to know. I mean this woman looks shockingly like Britney Spears. Oh really? Here look. Oh wow. Yeah. Quick glance you're not going to... Nadja Arcot?

Yeah. Okay, so I'm looking forward to that. Katie. Alene. Can I give you a shout out from Patron? Please. This is a Patron who says their preferred internet handle is Unabobber. It dates me a bit little, but like Conal Cochran said, I do love a good joke.

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Okay. By the way, there's no physical resemblance, but inexplicably I end up dating women who are clearly out of my league. Oh, good for you, Unabobber. Well, you're very funny, which is a very, that's a lot of points, you know. I feel like hashtag humble brag should also go in there. I mean, I think we all should be self-aware. Thanks to you. Yeah, good for you. Get some, get fucked. Was that last week? That was last time. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. to to to to to too. too. to too. to to to to to to to tho. to to to tho. to to to to to to to to to th. to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. You. You. You're tha week too? That was last time. I am done.

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Is it not over? No, that's it's over. Thank you so much for that. Thank you for being a supporter. Yes. I appreciate you. Yeah, thank you everybody. Good for you for pulling some nice tail. Oh, did I say that? Who's drunk uncle just showed up? It's me, the guy who played Santa back when you were five. Was that last week? You can't leave Twilight? I'm stuck in Forks Washington, please help me. You did this to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. last week? You can't leave Twilight. I'm stuck in Forks, Washington. Please help me. You did this to me. No, you did it to yourself. I did. You're a woman. I'm a man, a vampire man. Suddenly you just dipped into dancing. When most movies. No!

No movies! Actually, I've been thinking about this. Can you think of a movie where you've been trying to figure out who the vampire is? Or do you just fucking know? No. Well, especially when they're all fucking vampires. Oh, Glenn Danzig. When is that movie coming out?

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Yes. Wow. Yeah. Death Rider in the House of Vampires. I have House of the Vampires. Forgive me. There's reviews from August 2021. Yeah, it's in the film, Cirque, like, film festival. How do I see it? I don't know. Maybe we need to do our own Danzig Film Festival.

You guys laugh to it. that I didn't think were funny. Oh, I didn't find out, I don't know. Quick message from Samantha on Instagram. Hi, Samantha. Hello, Katie. Is that all she starts? Hi, guys. I hope the weather in Pittsburgh is still nice so far this autumn. Actually, today was fucking delight.

It's 66 degrees and sunny. And then a nice wind blowing the dry leaves around making me very happy. Thank you for bestowing that warm weather on us. Mm-hmm. Uh, Samantha grew up in Aliquipa, so trust me, I'm familiar. Yeah. I wanted to throw an unexpectedly good movie at you called The Empty Man, which despite its name is not a slender man ripoff. Despite its dumb name, this movie is surprisingly awesome, just a thought to add to your staggering list of movies. Oh, that list. I finally got my husband to listen to a few episodes and he's completely obsessed now. I come home every day to your voices in my

house. Oh no! Thank you both for being awesome and feeling like the horror-loving friends I don't have. Oh, we're happy to be that for you. Well, you know you do, because you got us. Samantha? And because we're your friends, and because you brought somebody else into the cult of Whearwulf ambulance, we're gonna do Empty Man next week. Yeah, let's do Empty Man. That'll be fun. It's on HBO, it's rentable, other places. Yep. Just go watch it. I'm excited. I know nothing about it.

Nothing at all. Let's not find out anything about it. See, this is what we did with the item. And then we stopped doing a listener suggestions for a really long time. We did. Because we were doing only listener suggestions for a while a while. the. the. the. the the the the. the. th. the th. the the the. th. th. the. the the. the. the. to. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to the the the the the the the toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the the the. the. the. the. te. te. te. te. te. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to doing only listener suggestions for a while until the item came up and then we basically said, pocket. We had achieved a level of laziness where we didn't even want to pick the movies. It was laziness. It was mostly just like, I don't know, what do you want to do? I don't know. What are they want to do? I'm up for whatever. Now we just put them on the list list list list the list the list the list the list th list th list th. Oh th. Oh th. Oh, th. Oh, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, I their, I their, I their, I. I their, I. I their, I. I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I th. I their, th. I their the, the, the. I the. I the. the. their theate. theate. Because, theate. Because we theate. Because we the. Because we the. Because we the list. Listen, if you leave us a review, a positive review, send us your home address and I will mail you a Tutsi Roll. Oh, yeah, you're not getting a tutsi roll for less than five stars. Oh, right.

I mean, I'll send them, I'll send a four stars, but I'm going to have ta. Or it'll be one of those fruit-flavored t like fruit flavor. I like those. I'm not a fan of the Tutsi in general. So the reason I'm sending Tutsi Rolls is because my kid doesn't like them. We went through her Halloween candy to see what I could send to people who left reviews and Tutsi Rolls was all she could come up with. So that's what you're to wake up one day with a little beard. Yeah, probably. He's just a cilion. It's a plight that we all have. So... So, Empty Man next week?

Empty Man, yeah. All right. No more Twilight next week. I mean, I had told Alan that we could do... He could choose one more Twilight movie, so he'd better make it count, but he said that we needed some space from it. Twilight and I need some space, our relationship is toxic. Yeah, that's fine.

I gotcha. I'm tired of that movie negging me. Now that's, yeah, that's toxic. I can't believe you watched Twilight and then watch this and you were like, they're toxic too. Everybody's toxic. Maybe I was just thinking about Chuckie and Tiffany who were definitely toxic. Oh yeah, that's not a good relationship. No. No. Why can't I ever get with the real good guys or something she says? A real hunk of wood? the real hunk of wood. which is a funny way to describe a penis. Oh, look that hunk of wood. It's very funny. Oh, God bless you, Jennifer Tilly, I hope you're well.

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