Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 362- Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)

Episode Date: January 10, 2022

After our brief diversion into a holiday break and a romantic comedy, we're back with that good, bad and ugly horror content you love: this week it's the sixth entry in the "Nightmare on Elm Street" franchise, "Wes Craven's New Nightmare." Special topics for your consideration include: Wes Craven tooting his own horn- figuratively and also quite literally, some child actor age shenanigans, the fact that this film is so deeply mean to Heather Langenkamp (an actual real person), the best way to tell kids about both birth and death (the answer involves Criss Angel) and John Saxon, god love him, John Saxon is here! We've really dug into this franchise. You can hear the original in Episode 4, then we started jumping all over the place. Episode 121 is the fifth film, "Dream Child," Episode 242 is the third film, "Dream Warriors," and Episode 337 is the second film, "Freddy's Revenge." Hey, who cares if it doesn't make sense? Being fun is better than knowing things! Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance-- if you sign up now, you'll get to vote on this month's film Buy merch for yourself or those you love including our new "General Skaspital" shirt at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Do you think Wes Craven jerked it to his own movies? Do you think Wes Craven jerked it to his own movies? Ha ha! Do you think Wes Craven jerked it to his own movies? That's not the intro you thought I had. I hope so. I hope he found pleasure in his own thoughts. This movie makes me think he takes a lot of pleasure in his own thoughts. He is so pleased with himself. So he's also setting himself up for a lifetime of income in this movie. Oh yeah, it's true.

Which is smart. Smart. Smart. You got to have, you know, continuous income sources. For sure. Yeah. I watched the trailer for this. I knew nothing about this other than it was like the meta-Frtie-Crooogger movie. You never saw this. I never saw this. I never. That. That. I. I. I. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the. the. the. thr. the. thr. the. that's. that's. that's. thr. the. the. the. th. th. th me. Yeah, okay. Yeah, by 94 I didn't want anything to do with a Freddie Kruger at this point. Well, yeah. But the trailer makes it look like it's going to be this very cerebral meta film of like really exploring this like or maybe

that's just what I got from it. Sure. I was like, oh fuck, this is like, it's gonna be like, you know, the precursor to scream, yeah, where he's getting very meta about horror. It's not, it's just about like, what if Freddy was real? I do think it is a precursor to scream very much so that he like made this movie, it was a, I think it flopped. Yeah, I believe so. Which is weird because it's one of the better ones in my opinion still. I mean, it's better than Dream Child, for sure. Duff better than Scream Child. Scream Child. Scream Child. What's five? Five is Dream Child.

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also not a great movie. It's confusing to do these all completely out of order. Well, how else would we do it? Yeah. Five is the one where you announced your pregnancy. Yes, pregnancy horror movies. the first search result? There are so many. Oh no, Rosemary's baby was, but we'd already done that. Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Um, so yeah, I, I, from the trailer, I was like, all right. Maybe I'm in for a thing here. I'm going to watch a. I'm going to put it out there right at the beginning. Real Freddy Kruger, the entity Freddy Kruger, it looks like shit. It looks like it looks like. It looks like a man wearing a Freddy Kruger mask with fake eye or fake contacts. Yeah. And a way too bright Freddie Kruger sweater. Yeah, it looks like they got Robert England to be Robert England and then he didn't also want to be Freddie Kruger. But he is Freddy Kruger. Right. He also looked it also looked like a what is it? It's not Caliban but it's like that from Clash of the Titans.

Calibus yeah. Calibus yeah it looks like he had like the same brow ridge as that. Right which looks cool in that and terrible in this. And he also had a felt green fedora at one point and I was like no no no no no no no it's not what he bears. This film opens on someone assembling the Freddy Kruger glove like a piece of IKEA furniture like for the fuck do these hinges go? And West Craven's there being Heather Lincoln camp. I'm glad her hair didn't lose its volume. No, voluminous. Voluminous. She looks great. Yeah.

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27 now I can still do that. What? What? I'm glad he grew up to be a good-looking man because if that was my kid I'd worry about his development. You know what I mean? Like something might be on like something's not right. Oh, I will also say once again criminal under use of John Saxon. Oh, I had been so much more Saxon. I had no memory of Saxon being in this movie and then when he showed up I was like, yeah, you want to kiss him. You love John Saxon. Katie, you're giving it a way that we do two of these in a row. We started the last the last the last the last the last the last th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi, thi. I thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, to. Oh, tod. Oh, tod. Oh, tod today today today, thi. thi. thi. thi. today, today, today, thi. I to to to to to thi. I thi. I thi. I, you're giving it away that we do two of these in a row. We started the last episode by not being sure which movie we were recording. Just not sure what year it was. The homophobia really trivial. It's 22. Oh God it is. It isn't for us, but it is for you. What's the future like y'all?

Get in touch. So this is a movie set, and Heather Lang and Camp is married to an effects guy. Right, right. And he talks about how the glove has nerve bundles from a live Doberman. And I was like, not anymore! Like, what are you talking about? There should have been a dog wine just upset. Sir? What?

Well, that's a crazy thing to say, Katie, because it's a dream. Oh, this is a dream. Because the claw comes to life and starts killing themselves. Yeah, Chuck and Terry. Yeah, Chuck and Terry. Were they really the prop guys from the first movie? I want to believe thage thahahahahah the the the the the the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I to believe to believe the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, I the, the, th- th- th- the, the, the, th, th, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, the, the, to theat, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to theat, theat, theat, the, the, the, I want to believe that they were playing themselves. Oh I don't know. I hope so. So apparently Heather Leggenkamp at the time maybe currently was married to a prop guy. Oh, cute. But her husband did not want to play himself in his movie. Is her husband named Chase

and is his effects company called Cut to the Chase FX because when we close up on a coffee mug later I was like, no! Yes! Yes! We learned it was all a dream when she wakes up in the middle of an earthquake. Earthquakes suck. I'm so glad I don't live somewhere that there are earthquakes. There's earthquakes here. Not big ones. We had one that was felt at my work. I know, I was in New Jersey at the time, and I felt it there. I was in a beach store. Thanks fracking. Yeah, there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were there were the the the theirfts theirfts theirfts theirfts theirfts theirfts th. We were like th. We were like th. We were like that that that that was like that was like that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's th. thafts tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. that that that that that that that was that was that that that I was in a beach store. Thanks fracking. Yeah. There were like rafts hanging from the ceiling that you could buy and they were all just

like swaying my way. It was very scary. Yeah. I was like sick afterwards. Oh weird. Bitch ass titty baby. Anyway, earthquakes are the worst. You just reminded me of a tweatheat.

I just like, the the the the the I saw, which I can remember who to attribute it to, where they were just like, the tweet was like, uh, motion safety is such shit. Like, oh man, the car's moving. Why don't you puke about it? Ha ha ha! That really made me laugh. That really made me laugh. You're a little fact, a little fun fact, this movie was made prior to the, like, during

filming the 1994 earthquake happened in Los Angeles. But the scene with the earthquake earlier was filmed prior to that happening. Oh damn. But then when you see the footage of LA wreck from an earthquake, they had a crew go out and film stuff. Okay, they're like, now we're a documentary crew. We can use this. I felt like that was very Roger Corman of them too. Yeah, very low budge to just go out and get the actual rubble.

This movie feels very low budge. Yeah, 100% yeah. But so Chase who I only refer to his daddy in my notes. Oh gross. Well he's the kid's daddy. Well yeah. He got cut by the glove in the dream and when she wakes up he's got a cut on his finge's. Right, but a bunch of things have broken in their home so. Yeah, what does it mean? Oh man. The kid makes a Freddy face in his oatmeal? Yes, and then goes over and is watching Nightmare on Elm Street on the TV. And when she turns it off, he starts screaming. Yeah. And I was like, well, that's real to life, because you should see what happens when I turned off bluey in my house.

But he was screaming to a degree that you're like, oh this child needs to go to see a doctor now. Yeah, something's unwell. Yeah, but that's not what Langham thinks because she's like I got to go meet with an interview man. Yeah, she and like, this is a time when it sucks to have no cell phones, but her husband's about to leave and she like runs out to stop him. Yeah, and he just drives away and there's like no way to get in touch with him. Listening to generic, the music's like, rock and rock and rockin rickety rock, rock, rock, rock, a rock round wreckie rock. It's really good. Yeah, it was really good. So she's like he like, he can't leave this, our child is sick and then she's like, he thiole, thu- th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the their thi their thi their their thi thi their their their thi their their their their the sick job. Julie is the best caregiver of that child. And then she's like she hands him to Julie and she's like, does he seem warm? I think he had a fever earlier and I was like, Heather they have

inventions to tell you if someone has a fever it's a fucking thermometer. I think it in his ass because he's three years old. Hey uh uh, Julie, I think we might need to express her humors. I think her black bio might be off. I'm not sure what's called. Do you have leeches, Julie? Yeah, it's weird. So she goes to a TV show with a creepass limo driver. Yeah, like, why is this limo driver such a lea?

You would think that a limo driver in LA if you want to continue being a limo driver in LA would know not to talk to the people like this just be cool but he doesn't come back in any real way no not after the first scene to just letcher us I think we're supposed to be like oh maybe he's this stalker that she has oh gotcha right because she's been getting phone calls right that it's saying the one two Freddy's coming for you thing. Which could literally be anyone and doesn't necessarily mean it's threatening. Right, and as she states, literally everyone knows who Freddy is later on in the movie. Yeah. Apparently she had a real life stocker that caused her to move to England.

No shit. To get out, away from this person. That sucks. And Wes Creight was like, hey, can I write that in the movie? Can I put that in the movie? She was like, fine. Fine, Wes. No one else is hiring me for things, except that I'm on. Just the 10 of us? Was she? Yeah. I remember that show. Apparently, that's where the stalker came from, because the show stopped.

That sucks. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of thing. I kept waiting for him just to get in her lap. He kept getting closer and closer to her. This guy's just being like super aggressive. Now that I was like, is this a dream? Yeah, it seems like it should be, especially because they're playing daytime TV theme mixed with the Freddy song? When when th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi, thi, thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. He thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. He is thi. thi. thi. thi. theei. theii. theiii. theii. thii. thii. thi. th say the Freddie song I mean like the score of Nightmare on Elm Street. Not the Fat Boy's song about Freddy or the French of Bella or Nightmare on My Street. No, neither of those things. So Freddie comes out which is Robert Englin in the

makeup. Yeah. And apparently like all the kids know who he is that are freaking out and love him. And everyone's got like, yay, Freddie sign. Yes, come back Freddie, because he's been killed off. He's been killed off, yeah. But this is such a weird setup because they're setting her up as like being afraid of Freddie, even though she knows better than anyone that Freddy is not real and seems to have a a fine relationship with Robert England. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. I felt like this movie's subtitle could have been called Heather Langenkamps a moron. Because that's what this movie presupposes. Yeah.

And it's like, yeah, she's like, when the studio calls her to to talk about doing the new movie, which is spoilers to this movie. She says to the woman on the phone, she's like, I thought you killed Freddie off. And you're like, Heather, have you never seen a horror movie franchise? Like, Heather? Heather! Heather! Oh, boy.

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And so smart. His dick is very intelligent. No, it's smartest dick. Big as head. It's like a dinosaur with a brain in its tail. Oh boy. Speaking of dinosaurs, tell me about T-Rex that gets slashed. Rex gets slashed while the child is napping, which is insane because he's nine. He was down for his nap. Was he in his crib, Julie? In his defense, since I went on Zoloft, I also go down for naps. I think you've come back around to naps. No self-respecting nine-year-old is napping. No, no, they're breaking shit. Yeah. So yes, he gets slashed shells, little stuffing's

coming out. Yeah. And Heather's like, so this Julie, Julie's like fine I'm his real mom. She's carrying this 15-year year old kid out of the bedroom and it looks absurd because he's almost the same size as she is. They shoot him to make him look really small but I'm not sure he's that small. No, no it looks like she's carrying Kevin Hart out of the room. Yes. Yes everyone carries him and holds him in this movie like he's a baby. Juli is holding him you can tell she's like, thi th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's, thi's thi's thi's thi's like, thi's like, th Julie's holding him, you can tell she's like, God damn it. It's like 62 pounds. This gets a linebacker, this is ridiculous.

But also mom should be like, hmm, I wonder how that stuffed animal got sliced in my son's bed. Yeah, she's like, huh, cock's head to side. And then, is this, he, he, oh, he's had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had that side and then is this he oh he's had an episode at this point yes he was because she pulls up outside the house and he's screaming right so she runs in and he has woken up screaming yeah and this is where he says never sleep again yes yes and so she tries she gets her husband on the phone and he's working on this soap bubble commercial we're told why is the glove with him why is it hanging on the wall the wall? thi? the the the the the the the th? the the th? th? th? th th th the th. th. th. th. th. the the th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi he he he he he he he the he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he? he he he he he he he he. he he he. the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the he the he he he he he he he he he he he he commercial, we're told. Why is the

glove with him? Why is it hanging on the wall? Why did he bring the glove to the soap bubble commercial? Well, but because the soap bubble commercial was a ruse. He's really been working on the glove. But there are actual, there's actual soap bubbles on the ground when he pulls out. There's like a tub full of bubbles. He's doing both. And he can't get anything done today because neither Chuck nor Terry came into work. Chuck and Terry. So he gets in the car to go home and we cut back to Heather Lang and Camp and the child. Yeah. And she's reading him like the brutal Hansel and Gretel. Maybe this is why he has nightmares. Let me read you some weird Icelandic child nightmare thing. I mean it's the, it's a very

graphic version. For sure. Like get yourself fox on socks or something, psycho. Fox in socks? Fox in socks. Hop on pop on pop. Hop on pop. Fox and? Fox on socks. Fox in socks. Hop on pop? Hop on pop, fox and socks. Yeah, Snowy Day, always a good children's book. Oh, Missy gave that to Lucy when she was born. We love that one, yeah. Great book. There's lots of options.

Let's just put it out there. I don't know. Junior high. So dad's gonna come home. This scene makes no fucking sense to me. He's gotta do a three-hour drive home. It's daylight when he says this. Yes. Okay. But by 7 p.m. he's falling asleep at the wheel. He's falling asleep at the wheel. She's asleep on the couch. What time did you wake up? I saw you this morning. It was light out? What? Are you talking about movie? I thought at first Freddy was trying to help keep him awake. By poking him in the dick with his claw? The claw comes out when he's falling asleep and just ball taps it for a quick. Not hard, just a little

hey buddy. Hey buddy. He grabs his balls and then he's awake. He's like, just like the dude, ball to, whoa, fucking hands of a gie over there. That was amazing. I have enormous hands. No, you, no, I'm telling you about you dropped your phone and caught your phone in one like, I'm meant to do that movement. Like you're fucking Chris Angel trying to mind freak me. I bet Chris Angel loves this this movie's a real mind-freak. Mind-freak. I don't even know if he whispers it? Does he whisper it? In my mind, he does.

In your mind freak. Mind freak. So Freddy attacks him when he falls asleep. Yeah, but he does not cut his dick off which I thought would have been a better choice. He slashes him across the tum-tum. Oh man. Causing him to wreck his truck. Yeah. Yeah. The police show up at Heather Langanen Camp's door and it's a pretty sad scene. Yeah. And then she's like, fuck it, I'm going to see the body. And you're like, are you just leaving that here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here here. Julie lives here, question mark? So here she's

just walking around the dead body hallway, I guess, where they just let people walk around. Because because clearly it's normal for people to go down there because a man has a form for her to sign. And he's like, we don't normally pull the sheet down that far. So they normally have grieving people come by the corpses of other people sitting on gurneys and hallways. Unaccompanied. Unaccompanied. Unaccompanied, a police officer's not going with her.

That cop had other things to do? Detective Steve Arnott did not walk her down there. The LAPD is corrupt. Fun fact, the morgatendent is the cameraman from Scream. Kenny! Yeah, why do I know that? I actually thought he looked familiar. That's funny, yeah. He does a really bad job at his job.

Sure. Yeah, yeah. I don't mean acting. I mean being a morgantendant. Like, first of all, why is her husband's body set up in the room where they saw people open? Is that open to the public? Yeah, there's like a bone saw going in the background while she's looking at her husband.

Who she just found out is dead. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. He's very blue as well. Yeah. And she catches sight of a slash on his chest. Yeah. And asks the morgatentent about it. And he's like, well, it was a pretty bad accident. But he's not like, well, it was a pretty bad accident. He's like, well, it was a pretty bad accident.

Yeah, calm down lady. People get cut the fuck up and bad accidents, you dumb bitch. Oh, you're gonna talk about the claw marks, what does she do? She barfs. She spins and pukes. She spins and pukes. And he's stunned by this. Like I can't imagine that very few people barf in the bone saw room. And she's like, oh, it's awful. And he's like, that's why we don't pull the sheet down that far. Yeah, dumb. You did though, didn't you? I just do not understand his leg. A. C. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the th. the their. th. their. their. th. th. th. their. Oh, th. Oh, their. Oh, th. Oh, their. Oh, the the their. Oh, their. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the. the the. the the. th. th. th just do not understand his job. Because I hate you like Heatherland, Cap, just like this movie, you gotta go. Yeah, he turns around to get his form and she runs out and he's like, you didn't sign. Bar-bar, barbbbah-bar. Why not?

He should have slipped in the puke and gone, it's a living. Cut to Chase's funeral. I love Julie's baby doll dress funeral look. So inappropriate. Is Julie 12? He's the child 12. Who is 12? Julie is your one punk friend who doesn't own a button down shirt. And it's like, well, this is my blackest t-shirt. I'll just wear that.

Oh. We all got that friend. Yeah. So there's an earthquake and some high winds. Yes. That caused the coffin to fall into the grave. Yes. Which causes Heather Lengen Camp to jump at the grave to try and catch the coffin?

I'm not sure. But she bonks her head pretty good on the rail. She does a good bonkin. Good bonking. And then looks into the coffin and sees Freddy stealing her son. Freddy dragging a little boy through his dad's coffin? Dece move. Very creepy. I like that a lot.

And I like the, when she goes into the coffin after him and it just keeps expanding, you know I love it when she just keeps getting bigger. I thought of you in this scene. And I was like, oh, that's really spooky. It's very spooky. But no, it was just another dream. She had a waking dream. Yeah, bonked her noggin. And John Saxon's like, John Saxon's like,

and John Saxon's like, I have all these notes, like the the the the the the the the Snausberrys tastes like Snowsberrys. What did we just do with John Saxon? What did we just do with John Saxon? No, no, no, no, I just watched enter the Dragon for the first time. Oh, nice. How did you like it? Oh, fucking loved it.

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Do you think Wes Craven wrote him that way and was like, ha, fuck you, Robert? He's like, I'm actually a really nice guy. Is he really nice guy? As far as I can tell, yeah, he seems to be a good dude. I like to hear that. And he was like being genuinely'm not really listening. Well, at that point, he's lost his marbles. Has he that?

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And he's like, trying to get up, trying to get into our world. It's pretty intense. And he keeps singing in the Freddy song, where she's like, where did you learn that? I'll learn from the man on my bed. He's watching the Freddy movie, the Nightmare, the tribe movies on the TV, which isn't plugged in, spooky, spooky. All of this discounting the fact that the child has just lost his father. Right, right.

And he's like, where's daddy? Daddy's in heaven. The scene upset me. It's very sad. Because I was also like I got to figure out how to talk to my kid about death since we don't believe in God. There's no comfort. I thought about the same thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I feel like worm food is just a brutal thing to go to right off the bed. Actually, that's not bad though, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, come from the earth, back to the earth. The circle of life. I think I have some time before she really asks about that, hopefully. Hopefully. Oh, she asked me how babies get in bellies yesterday. You know what my answer? I hadn't, I was not prepared. What was your answer? Magic? What red hot chili peppers make babies I'm sure some of them are fathers oh for sure without a toubbill so they make babies they put babies in tummies I don't know next time I'll just look her in

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And this episode is a rerun. Come on, we got like seven references people. You can't get mad about this. We're cycling them. So he falls off the fucking tower. And she fucking catches him. She does. And does like a tuck and roll with him.

And I was like, well done, had their leg and cam. Good job. He says, God wouldn't take me. And I was like, you're a small child actor. Yeah. Yeah. She keeps getting these pages with burnt letters in the mail? The ones she keeps in her empty drawer that's only full of burnt letters, her burnt letter drawer?

Who has a burnt letter drawer in their kitchen? Well, I mean, who doesn't? She's never tried to assemble them to know what these burnt letters might say? Which just spells Mickey Mouse and it's the inside of a Snickers wrapper. It's just the Nestle's toll house cookie recipe. One letter at a time. You're like, is this a table spoon or a teaspoon? It's like, put the salt in and find out. Paking powder, baking soda, haven't got those letters yet.

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Both chocolate and onions are bad for dogs. Oh, I didn't know that. So you put them together. What? Both chocolate and onions are bad for dogs. Oh, I didn't know that. So, we put them together. Yeah. Sorry. So, she gets on the phone and calls Robert England and asks him how far West Craven is in the script.

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I have a note here that says maybe you're sleeping badly because you've got ten blankets and they're all just bunched up. She's just sleeping with blankets bunched around her. Does she not know how a blanket works? I didn't even notice that. I hate it. I hate it so much. She looks so uncomfortable in the bed. No wonder you can't fucking sleep.

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Can I take Heather anywhere literally her ass knives? So at this point the kid is wandering around singing the song sure and he's like suddenly super strong? Yeah, and she can't fight off a small child because it's a dream, I think, or is it? Is this when he has the knives medically taped to his fingers? Yes, he has steak knives taped to his fingers, which is very fucking funny. But of course you'd be like, oh my god, this kid's going to cut himself. Yeah. But it was a dream. She wakes up, and Dylan's standing in her room singing the song at her? I don't know. My next one just says, take Dylan to a doctor. Yeah, yeah. Oh no, he has spelled

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So take him to the hospital. Fucking finally! The first person of color that we meet in the movie is a dickhead. Is it the doctor? It's the doctor. No, I will stand by my feelings on this that the movie is presenting her to be a dickhead. She's a wonderful doctor. That's what I'm saying. I should have preface that. As As per the movie she's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the hospital the the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital the hospital. the hospital the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital the hospital the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital. the hospital, I the hospital, I the hospital, I the hospital, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too. too. too. too. too. too. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. the that the movie is presenting her to be a dickhead. She's a wonderful doctor. That's what I'm saying. I should have preface that. As per the movie she's being presented as this raging dick. Which is insane because she's doing her job and doing it well.

And she's like, oh, this abusive parent has brought in her child. Yes. And maybe he has nightmares because you let him watch this movie. And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was and she's apparently, I can't remember that the doctor's name is. Hold on, let me get the doctor's name. Doctor's name, doctor's name, doctor's name, doctor's name, doctor's name, Dr. Hefner was named after Richard Heffner, who was the head of the MPAA, and who always came down on West Craven's movies. Well, because there's a lot of reasons. Yeah. And so he was like, if you could talk to you in my movies and make you a bad guy. Oh, that sucks though.

She's genuinely good. She genuinely cares about that kid and wants him to be okay. For sure, she's putting the child's interest first. I mean, Heather shows up to the hospital with an extra set of pajamas and not Rex. Yeah. That's no, if like, we don't go anywhere without Anio, you know what I mean? You don't leave your kids' favorite stuffy behind. They lose our gaudier minds. And is it, Julie is at the hospital before, oh no, that's I'll where Julie's at the hospital. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When she insists on going back to get Rex herself when it's like send Julie,

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Yeah. It's like, do you think that was really his house or just a house he wishes he had? I don't know. That fucking pool is amazing. I know. I was like, Jesus Christ, West Craven. I don't know if that's really his house. I think he just wants us to believe it's his house. I believe it. You see my pool and my huge dick?

The pool is in the shape. He's just just just the pool is the pool is the pool is the the the the shape of his dick and he's like, it's to scale. He's just standing at the end of the pool with his hands on his hips. This is the only way I can clean it. I genuinely thought you were going to say that that was the only way he could get a boner looking at his huge dick pool. Getting a pool in a funny shape is like such a rich person, you know. What funny shape would you, Katie, get a pool in? Probably a dick, frankly.

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The beef of the hand is. And then the finger, you know, you can go off and just be by yourself for a little while. That's nice, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I often joke that my therapist probably has a swimming pool in the shape in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in the the the shape in in in the shape in the shape in the the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the shape in the the the the the like swim through it, you know? I hope you're enjoying it. Anyway. He's just like, we're almost done Katie with the pool. I want to get my wife a really nice lounge chair.

So let's talk about your mom again. We'll put it in memoriamiam of your mother on this lunch chair. Oh, fuck. Yeah, my mom's dead. That's brutal. Hey, me too. Hey, dead mom club. You were a lot sadder, though.

Let me put it this way. I didn't miss a week of the podcast. I'm so sorry. You know I'm joking. Oh my God, you might have to cut that. I wish you had said, nut up after you said that. I wish I had to. Oh, I love you, buddy. I love you too. What's this movie about? Well, the murder of innocence. You mean my son? Miss Cremon. She does not mean that though. She does not mean that though. She does not mean that though. She that that that that that. You. You. You you. You. You that that that. You. You. You. You. You. You that that. You. You. You. You that. You. You. You. You that. You that. You that. You that. You that. You might that. You might that. You might that. You might that. You that. You might that. You might that that that that that that that. You might that. You might that. You might that. You might that. You might that. You might that. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that murder of innocence. You mean my son? Yes.

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I don't know. I feel like I wouldn't leave my kids' side in the hospital and she's just galvanting all over town. Yeah, for sure. She's got to solve this crime or something. She's not doing anyone any good. No. Uh, my next note is Freddy is in the house but I don't

remember why. Is he like chasing her around the house? You know, yeah and he says miss me. Yeah, I started having a second screen experience, I'm sorry. And this is when he gets, she gets cut on the arm by Freddie and goes to the hospital the bloody ass arm. Yes. And the doctor's like, and how did you get these? You fucking meth head? In the earthquake? What earthquake? She's like, I guess we were lucky over here. And her son is now in an oxygen tent? Why, though? I don't know. He's really not that ill.

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Julie is like, all right, I'm a fight a fucking nurse then. Julie has balls of steel to stand up to these nurses. She knocks that nurse the fuck out. Calls her a bitch. And then they give him an injection anyway. It was like a bait and switch where they both had. Yeah. What did they anticipate that Julie was going to punch out a nurse? I don't think anything about that woman says in danger of punching you. They're like, pay attention to the nurse over here, the nurse over here. She's like, huh, huh? Huh? Mind freak. And then he falls asleep.

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violating HIPAA. Gotta go. I have to go to West Craven's or something. And at this point, everyone suspects that the issue is sleep deprivation with a child, including Heather Langa. Yeah. Yeah, for her. Yeah, yeah. And also for her. She's also sleep, because she has read about how sleep deprivation can present as schizophrenia in small children. Right. And we see her just drinking coffee at all hours. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god, the she must be bad in the bathroom right now. That's too much coffee at the light camp. Better pee smells. So there we have the highway scene which is all right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. t. the lake camp. Better pee smells. So we have the highway scene, which is all right, and I'm glad that that child doesn't get hit by a truck again. I'm glad that child is blue-screened, or green-skinned, whatever, whichever one they chose. Is blue-screen a thing?

I think so. No, I didn't know that. And then she goes back to the house. Yeah. Well, don't forget the cloud Freddy picks him up and puts him on the other side of the highway for some reason. For some reason, why does he do that? I don't know. Oh boy. And John Saxon is around, but he's driving the cop car. Yeah, and he's calling her Nancy and he's dressed in his dad clothes. And he's taken like a shitty the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their on their on their on their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the an the an thean. thean. thean thean. theananananananananananananananananananananananan. the an the an. I was like, okay, this is the movie I thought I signed up for. And he's taken like a shitty turn too, where he's like, that character was kind of a jerk.

Yeah, yeah. He's being kind of a jerk, whereas we've seen him like warm and loving in previous scenes. Exactly. But he's still answering to John, he's calling him John. No, I don't think he says that. Because she calls him Daddy after that. Oh, okay. And he says, I love you, Nancy, and she says, I love you, too. Daddy. I'd call John Saxon Daddy, given the opportunity. What about Zaddy?

Would you call him Zaddy? Is that still the thing? I don't know. I don't know's already done. I think we've already moved beyond this as a culture. Do you think that I wrote a note that is Dylan's bed is smoking? Oh, I know you did. You're so proud to yourself. And so she's, she, stop it. She's reading the script at this point. And it ends with there was no movie, there was just her life.

Or did I skip way in? That's at the very end. Oh, here, wait, this has just been taking too long. I'm having a second screen experience. I wrote that down. Sorry. Carry on. So, her house becomes

the movie house after she says Daddy to John Saxon. Freddie comes out of the bed. When she says, calls him Daddy, Freddy's like, yeah it's on, I'm doing it. Oh, now she believes, is that why? Yes. Okay. And... But he doesn't need her to believe. He does not, seemingly. This is always the problem with Freddie. It's like someone has to be asleep, but maybe they're not asleep, but also maybe they're not the ta'la'eat the sleep and maybe they don't. And I think the tagline thought that was the ground round.

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And why? I don't know. She's kids I hung out with in the 90s. At least that was recreational. Because you know she has to go to sleep and the movie has to become precursor to insidious So that she can liberate her son It gets very insidious at this point. Oh, yes When she goes back to like the Freddy Grecian temple to save him. Yes. It's not so say Freddie to save her son. Yeah, no one wants to say Freddie in the Greation tm team and I was like oh shit. Oh, that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the. the the. the the. the. the the. thea. thea. the. thea. thea. that's that's the. thea in the Greasio people. And I was like, oh shit insidious, this is where you got that shit from? Probably. Yeah, for sure. She fights Freddy and she jams a fucking

eel in his eye. Oh, eels are so scary. Like, and snakes that can swim, he is terrible. And her seemingly mad at people all the time. Yeah, why are they so mad? So scary. And Freddy calls the little boy a piglitt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to say the the to say to say all the time. Yeah, why are they so mad? I don't know. So scary. And Freddie calls the little boy a piglet, which I don't love? I kind of did. This poor child must be so scarred from, I mean this is, these are really scary scenes. Yeah, for sure. Not to mention that earlier movie where he was playing a dead child. Yeah, and as Mer sailor costume or something, merchant marine? Oh man, I loved, love, loved when giant headed, headed Freddie was trying to eat, Dylan. I did not. Oh, I really liked it. I just, why, why is Freddie so obsessed with his god damn tongue? No, the tongue I did not like when he had the giant head that was just

like stuffing a little child's head inside of this big rubber mask. I'll take it. That's funny. I'll accept it. The tongue thing is like oh wow when the tongue goes into her shirt and just obviously like flapping against your boob you're just like really Freddy? Freddy? Freddy, it's like, oh no! Stop being a weird. Stop it. Just like have some fucking decorum. And the kid stabs the tongue? Yes, it makes it like a snake tongue. What's that called one? A fork tongue. Yeah, bifurcated.

And then she stabs him in the dick. She does stab him in the dick. But meanwhile, he's still, yeah, the child stabs his tongue, which is something. Yeah. But also, like, use your goddamn hand to grab people. Why, your tongue is so useless. It's the strongest muscle in your body. That's not true. My quads are the strongest muscle in my body. Maybe it just likes the tongue he cuts it, when the kid stabs it, it like retracts so

quickly that it hits Freddie in the face, which is really funny. And maybe not on purpose. And maybe not on purpose. Like he seems to sort of react to it. So they shove Freddy into the Hansel and Gretel oven. Why Freddy got that oven. For his pizza. Oh, I bet Freddy loves pizza. He's so 90s.

Yeah. I avoided the noise again. And Freddy burns up and is briefly the devil? Yes. And it's also like good, set him on fire because that's worked the last couple of times? Did it? No! No! And then his world blows up and they have to jump through a pool and go back home.

Yeah, they land in Dylan's room and there's the script and there's a little note from Wes about having the guts to play Nancy one last time on the front page of the script. You fucking piece of shit Wes Carreyman. And this is where we see little Dylan hold this this little no nose this little no nose this little nose this little nose this little nose this little nose this little nose this little nose nose nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose the nose no no no no no no no no no no no no no n n n n no the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. And their. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. th. their. th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. te. te. teoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. their. the page of the script. You fucking piece of shit West Carreyman. And this is where we see little Dylan hold this little nose when they jump in the water and I was like, oh so cute. I rewound it to make sure that he did it. Oh, that's adorable. Oh, the film ends with her reading the script to the child. Yeah, is that a story, mommy? You read it to me? When you read it to me it to me it to me it to me me me me it to me me me me me me it to me me to me to me to me to me the to me the to me the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the script it the script it the script it the script it the script. I the script. I the script. I the script. I the script. I the script. I the script. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the tode. I toda. I toda. I toda. I toda. te. te. te. te. the the the toda. the to me, I only learned to read in first grade. Now I'm in 12. Mommy? Read me the story about the bad man, Mommy.

You know the one who killed father? Yes, fuck. She's going to read his death scene. And then Freddy Ball tapped your father. What a shit show. So Gide, you love this movie as a child, huh? Yeah. Why did I see this movie as a child?

It was 10 when this came out. Oh my God. I was the same age as, potentially the same age, Miko Hughes. We're all Miko Hughes. Oh, on the inside. Miko Hughes is our inner child, forever four years old. Oh. You want to rate this thing? You want to rate this thing?

You want to write this thing. You miss the writings phase? I did. Here we are. I'm going to give this movie a very strong 3.7. Why? It was bad? No. I did enjoy the scenes with West Craven it because I felt like he was like, yeah this is silly. I'm doing a silly thing. Yeah. Yeah, I did not like it. Really? Really? Yeah. I did not the scenes with West Craven in it because I felt like he was like, yeah, this is silly. I'm doing a silly thing. Yeah. Yeah, I did not like it. Really? Not at all, huh? I think I thought I was going to get a different movie and I did not get that movie. And this just, I felt bad for Heather Langenkamp. I do too. And especially knowing that like, she had a real stalker,

so they used that stalker thing is a thing. And I was like, that had to be mildly traumatic. Certainly, especially if you had to fucking flee the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I wish I didn't know that's how I always look at West Craven is just like, you fucking guy. Come on, fucking guy. Like your work, but you fucking guy. Um, yeah, a little different than I remembered it, but I enjoyed it.

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Roger, I'm sure you're fine. Already swinging. You're like, please just let me read this. I'm like, no. I was like, why are you so mad at the papacy? Fuck the Cardinals. Bishops, suck it. I grew up Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic Catholic up Catholic fuck this shit. I agree. Yeah as far as a

message I am miss Pittsburgh so I can't tell you much joy it brings me when you go full yinzer hmmm long live the tiddy bell much love to you both oh Roger are you from here did you go to school here what do you do in yeah we must have been here wired why don't you live here then? Hey, why don't you come back? Come down. We'll meet you down in Big Jim's on the Run. Get you big hoaggy.

Hey, you ever been to Big Jim's on the the Run? I don't know what that is. It's a restaurant down on the gateway clipper. I've still never been. Oh, let's do it. Yeah. Oh, my God, yes. I got so excited I dropped my accent. Go to the science center. I love the science center. I think I'm just doing a Philly accent now. Yeah, well, there's a lot of crossover between Eastern and Western PA, but for sure. Except Western PA does not have an attitude problem. Attitude. Yeah, attitude. Yeah, attitude. Attitude. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the the that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I that's. I I I that's. I. I I that's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. I'm. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. th. th. th. th. I th. I. I th. I th. I attitude problem. You got an attitude. You got an attitude over there. I feel like Pittsburgh just drops a syllable in it so we have like an attitude problem. Sure, yeah, yeah. And if you ever need to get into it, just go, oh no, Kogos.

Oh no, Kogo's. Kogge. Gogos. Gogoy. Oh, I used to run movies from I'm all the time. You could run video games too. I used to get Paper Boy a lot. Oh man I fucking loved Pave Boy. It's so hard. That was great. Katie, what are we doing? Thank you very much Roger. Thanks to all of our Patrones. Thank you for writing and thank you for supporting us. If you want to support us, you can go to WWWW orp.org. HGTTP.C.C.T.C. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank you. Thank you. to. to. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. to all. Thank you. Thank you. to all. to all. to all. to all. to all. to all. to all. to all. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to...................................................................................................................p.p.w. Don't forget the WWW or Ormwork. HGTP colon. Fex slash slash, frack slash, slash, flax slash. Crack slash, snack slash.

Snack slash, wherewulf ambulance ambulance. Oh, or don't. This is fine too. Our current relationship suits me just fine. Go cards. Yeah. What did you say? Go cards. No. The cardinals. I know. I take the pennant. Hate you. Why would you say that to me? I don't even know the words I'm saying right.

You're right about words and they could very well. Go buckos. Don't, don't say it was such disdain. It's going to be a rebuilding year. In a rebuilding decade. Yep. It's been a rebuilding lifetime for me. Have they ever won in your lifetime? They made it to the... Not a World Series now. They made it far into the postseason.

Do you think they will win the World Series before you become... I don't think they'll win it in my lifetime? Old? Oh, that's what we're doing next week. I'm already old, so no, and Amnite Chamelon, so let's buckle the fuck up. If you're old, there's a tombstone above me, so you're fine. Look, more than one person can be old. You're not old. Katie! Teens don't even see me.

I'm invisible to teens now. It's so beautiful. It's like a super power. I have so many teenage neighbors and only one acknowledges me. People that like are our age or my age. Yeah, how first? Tombstone. How dare you? That are like worried about gangs of teens and like why? They can't even see you. You can't even see you. You could ghost fuck them at Christmas. Do not ghost fuck a teen. And if you didn't listen to last week's episode, just don't even worry about it. Okay.

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