Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 366- Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

Episode Date: February 7, 2022

In this week's episode, we're hitting a film about a cultural touchstone for many of us-- the 2019 film "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark." Special topics for your consideration include: being absolutely dried up by the pandemic, kids with cool interests, an aversion to music boxes, Steve Kornacki, holding a ghost accountable for things, great spookery and some confusing messages about Vietnam. Children's books are weird. You can hear us discuss a movie about one in Episode 11- "The Babadook" and discuss a movie based on one in Episode 82- "Coraline." Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow. Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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Mm-mm. I'm too young for that song, Jesus Christ. Anyway, why are we here? Katie, we're here to talk about a horror film. What film is it? It's one that you picked. It is. Scary stories to tell in the dark. So, do you have any experience of these books?

I was thinking about this. I do not. I did not read them when I was a kid. Wasn't a big reader. That will shock no one. Actually, I think that would shock a lot of people. I didn't start reading until I was like 19. It's a weird time to get into it because I feel like if you haven't been reading by the time you're 19 the chances that you will start are pretty low. Yeah and now if you go to my good reads you can see I'm a voracious reader. Always reading.

Always be reading. Yeah. B. the art. How about you? Did you have history with these books? Oh yeah? thethe three box set of scary stories to tell in the dark. I love the art. I know, but what happened was they, all these original printings had the art. And then I guess at some point in the 2000s kids got too soft, you know? Yeah.

So they re-published them all but I think it's just like way less scary art. Oh, because the art was soops creepy. I mean, insane, yeah. Yeah. Like, Google image search, scary stories to tell in the dark tattoos. Oh, that's wild. I mean, even just the first vignette that we get in this Herald, the OG art for that, which they did a really good job of mimicking in the movie, is fucking terrifying. Why her's legs so spayed?

I don't know, but he is fucking terrifying. And I don't know, this movie, I guess my question to you would be like, well, I'm just, I guess my question to you would be like, me back up. Did you see the Mortal Kombat movie that came out like last year or two years ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, that movie I felt relied so heavily on people having experienced the game. Because if you had never played the game, you'd be like, what the fuck is this? As I was, as I watched that movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was one, I felt like this was also very, just so referential that, to maybe to its detriment, I wondered if you had potentially felt the same way about this. I can tell you, no, I did not. Because I feel like these stories are almost like urban legend level. They feel like, oh, I think I heard, it's like a hook man, hookhand man story, like it's on that like level sort of thing. And I felt like I'd heard something like these stories before. The high beam story is definitely in one of these collections.

Oh, is it? Yeah. Yeah, because he collected story. It's not like, he might have written them for the books, but they're collected from like folklore and stuff???.................. the the their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,. It's not like he might have written them for the books, but they're collected from folklore and stuff. Is that true? Yeah, it's labeled as collected from folklore and retold by Alvin Schwartz. Nice. Killed it, Schwartz. Yeah. So like, when I was a kid, this was, I feel at its peak popularity. And they even did this thing in my community where we had dark in

the park where they would just build a giant bonfire in the community park and then someone would tell the children's stories from these books. What? Yeah? That's awesome. I was like, oh, does that still happen? Katie. Katie. I think I live right next to a park. I'm sure they wouldn't let us have a fire. We could definitely do this. I th th this. I th th this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. te. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. their. their. their their their their live right next to a park. I'm sure they wouldn't let us have a fire. We could definitely do this. We could rent one of the pavilions that has a grill. Oh shit, we can make like dogs and stuff while people are listening to scary stories. going to have to do this, I meant to sign up for a Google voicemail account for us. Oh shit, yes. People could call in and let us know if they'd be interested in coming to Highland Park

in the dark. Curried to the bridges in Highland Park are intact. For now. For now. For now. So anyway, the movie. So why do you think they chose to set this movie in 1968? I don't know. The Vietnam War backdrop is a very interesting choice.

What do you think? I think that's, that feels like, apparently the screenplay is based on, like a treatment by Guillemol de Toro. He did not write the screenplay, but I think he like fleshed out the ideas. And so setting something against the backdrop of a war seems like something he would do and has done 100 times over. So, yeah, so, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, like, like, would do and has done a hundred times over.

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It was like, dog, you already dodged. What are you doing? What are you doing? So this is set. I was going, oh. I was. I, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, that, um, um, um, um, um, um, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, um, um, that, um, that, um, that, that, that, that, what, what, what, what, what, what, what's, um, what's, what's, um, what's, um, what's, um, what's, what's, um, what's, what's, um, what's, what's, um, what's, what's, what's, um, what's, what's, what's, um, you already dodged? What are you doing? Why are you going back? What are you doing? So this is set... I was going to say, giving him a switchplate, kind of in poor taste. I agree. I do agree. But then I also thought, Alan's a knife guy, he probably likes this. Sorry, what were you going to say? Oh, I was just going to say that this film is set in Mill mill mill mill in mill in mill in mill in mill in mill, the the the thau, thau, thau, ththeau, ththeau, thtttttttttttttttttttttttt, thttttt, thtttttttthea, ththea, thu, ththea, th. th. th. th, th, th, th, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, th. th. th. So, th. So, th. So, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. So, so, so, so, so, Oh, I was just gonna say that this film is set in Mill Valley, PA, which I assumed was

Millvale. That makes sense. For all your Pittsburghers. Can I tell you what my favorite thing in the town of Millvale is here in Pittsburgh? What's that? Right near the intersection where the church with the cool murals is, and like Riverfront Park. Yeah. There is a very skinny apartment building there and it's called the Milvilla. And I just love that. I like it. Yeah, that's good word play. Yeah, that's good word play. Yeah, that's all. So, I didn't know this movie took place on Halloween.

I was very excited about that. The only cop we meet in the movie is an asshole. So that's nice. Of course. Yep. He gets what he has coming to him though. Yeah. There's a kid fishing a tur out of the toilet?

Yeah, he's talking to his friends about it. And he's like, at least you don't have to fish turds out of the toilet. And I was like, why do you have to? In what world? Yeah, just crap in the bag, dog? Seriously. You've got, your butt holes. hold the back up. But like my first thought wasn't, oh they're doing this for a prank, I was like did he clog it? Is it not working? Is this a commentary on

indoor plumbing? What is happening? It is not any of those things. But it's the same kid, this is Chuck. He was fishing the turn out of the toilet. And his mom makes him a Spider-Man costume. That's just a spider. And she's like, you're a man. It's a spider. Be glad you've God provides. Oh, we meet his sister Ruthie, who they do not have a good relationship. Well, she's older and she's pretty. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's just. that's just. that's just just just. that's just just just just just just that's just just just just just just that's just just just just just just just just just just just just. that's just. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. that's that's that's that's relationship? Well, she's older and she's pretty.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We've also met Stella, who has very cool interests, like Bella Lugos. Oh, Stella Legos. Yeah. Stella is such a good name, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Great name. Yeah, might change Lucy's. It's always a crappshoot to name your kid a name that's been yelled out at a movie. True. Like Stella or Adrian or yeah. Yeah. You know. I just I feel like most people in her generation will never see a streetcarnium desire. Is that what it's from? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah's from? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You don't think there's a lot of Brando heads out there? Young Brando heads? I've never seen it.

Oh man, it's great. He's hot as fuck in it. He is a young smoking man, huh? Yeah, good grief. Good gravy. And, uh, at one point his life seemingly a really good dude. Not anymore? Well, he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that's that that th. th. tho. thoen. thoen. thoen. thoen thoooen. anymore. Well he's no longer with us. But no he became a bit of an asshole. Oh my god. How did I forget that he was dead?

No, no. What is wrong with me? He might be cool. Okay. It's been a long couple years. It has been a long couple years. I'm embarrassed for myself. Move on. Dude, I heard like they were talking about the pandemic and the dudes because they were like, we're entering year three and I was just like, or 53? I have no idea how long this has been going on. I know. We're all so much older than three, year three, you know. My beard's gone white. I look like shit. That's not true. I look like a young woman before this happened. We used to describe Katie as Dewey and look at her now. Look at me, I'm a tried up old bitch. A hollow husk of herself. Speaking of dried up old bitches. We hear the story of Sarah Bellows, a dried up old bitch.

Just kidding. Or Harold, Harold could also be a dried up old bee. Harold is definitely a dried up old bitch. Harold is a very scary scarecrow, hanging in a cornfield and all these dumb-ass teens are throwing shit at him. Yeah the teens who were earlier signing up to go to Vietnam are now beating up a scarecrow and saying stuff like, eat shit Harold. It's not even a good activity, you know. What, scarecrow hidden? Yeah. Or signing up for Vietnam? Oh, both. We see that the jocks are now leaving in a car

and we see our nerd friends going out trick-or-treating and they like rig a bag up with something. Does the bag have shit in it? Because... Yes, they put the, they put the shit in the bag and set the bag on fire. Right, and throw it into the car. Yeah. It's a fire hazard. And a biological weapon. That's really fucked up. But he does call it the Poudetat? That's good. I do love a pun. We forgot to mention we've also met Augie, who is kind of like the, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the it the Pudetat? That's good. I do love a pun. We forgot to mention we've also met Augie, who is kind of like the the Michael Sarah of the group. Oh my god, yeah, yeah. They were like, can we get Michael Sarah for this role?

And they were like, the casting director was like, he's 38, whatever he is. I can get you a Michael Sarah type, an ish. That'll do. That'll do. He said something about how eating a lot of candy is the same, has the same chemicals that curdle breast milk. It's like, no, no, no, no. I can confirm that eating lots of candy will not curdle your breast milk.

Scientific tests have been done. Yeah. You be shocked how much candy I could eat. So after the Pudetah, which I'm going to keep referencing because I love it, they run to the local drive-in theater, which is showing neither living dead. And our nerd kids just get into a car with a Rando dude who we saw being abused by both the jocks in the cop in town earlier. Yeah, a Hispanic kid. He's very dreamy for being a child. Well, he's not, you can't, I mean, he's got to be at least 18, right? That's true, yeah, if he's drafted. Okay, then he can be dreamy.

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who's got all the, like the horror movie Masked and Posters in her room. Yes. Yeah, she's cool. Definitely. Come on, everybody. So cool. She had a cool hat, I recall. Yeah, she had the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, US Nostromo hat from alien. Yeah, that's what it was. She was basically doing a Harry Dean Stanton cosplay. So yeah, they get in the car, Ramon immediately falls in love with Stella and vice versa. So cute. She's dressed as a witch and she has moles all over her face, so she knocks all the moles off her face when she goes outside the car. She's adorable. She's dressed as a witch and she has moles all over her face, so she knocks all the moles off her face when she goes outside the car. She's adorable, but she's also crying. I forget why she's crying. Uh, because her mom left. Oh right, and Tommy the drunk says something

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Am I breaking up to you? Yeah, but it's okay. I just don't want to, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to you? Yeah, but it's okay. I mean, I can, I just don't want, I just hope it sounds okay, that's all. I feel bad. You're sick of this. Yeah. For those listening along and hope we are recording remotely again, because weather this time.

Ice storm and no, even Christina Ricci. Oh my god, that's so uncomfortable. That movie is so uncomfortable. Oh yeah, it's terrible. Terrible. Ramon lets him hide in their car and then they're like, do you want to see a haunted house? And of course he does, because he's down. Yeah. So they go. D-T-G down to Ghost? Down to Ghost. D-T-H down to the tough. D-T-Hound to go. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-hau-D-D-D-D-hau-hau-hau-hau-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-h! R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R R Rhunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoo-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-R-Ro-Ro-hau-Ro-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-hau-B-H, down to B-H, I don't know. They go to the Bellows House, which has been long since abandoned, despite being like a beautiful piece of property in the center of town, seemingly. Yeah, I love that this is your hang-up with these movies. This is like, no, no, this is prime real estate people. Like an it where you were like, they are not gonna let that house go derelict to the nice suburban neighborhood. I mean, I think it's true.

I think I'm right. As a homeowner. Yes, I'm a landed gentry, don't you know? So the house is, they break into the house and it's all spooky and cobwebby. Mm-hmm. But the kids don't seem to be scared of it because I guess they go there often? I think so, yeah. Okay.

And they have to break in using Augie's porno pen, which I appreciated. Yeah. Did you ever have one of those pens? Yeah, I bought a bunch of dude ones in Puerto Rico when I was there. I'd never seen them in like for purchase anywhere else in a person. Yeah. Yeah. What was the, how did the dude one work?

He was just hold, like, had a swimsuit on and then he didn't have a swimsuit on anymore. Okay. It was like holding a surfboard that slowly rose up or anything. No, just clothes, no clothes. Okay. that slowly rose up or anything? No, no, just clothes, no clothes. Okay, okay. I'm sure I told you before my dad had a set of mugs when I was a kid, that when you would fill them with cold liquid, the woman's clothes would come off on the mug. Look, what fucking technology? You know what I mean? They were like, this is amazing. You can see this woman's tits.

Put in a course. Well, beer's getting warm. Brock came back on. Chug, chug, chug. How did we fucking make it this far as a species? We don't deserve, we deserve to be cabin in the wood. It's like we do not deserve this. Yeah, we had to have another apocalypse

because they couldn't stop talking about tits. As a species. Bring the bell. So yeah, they get into the house, none of them were scared. Augie and Chuck are seemingly playing a hide-and-seek with each other, while Stella and Ramon are just wandering off on their own. I really, really liked this spooky scene when Chuck opens the door and to the closet, after having been in the closet.

And instead of seeing like the cobweb dark room, it's like a beautifully appointed red room with wall, like great wallpaper, and this woman wearing a veil and a dog just sitting there like bolt upright, yeah. It's so good. And it's like a Doberman that's staring at him, which is terrifying. Fuck me, no way. Yeah, and then the woman just turns her head slowly with her veil on. Oh, it's so, it's so like kid creepy, but in such a good way. Yeah, I mean, I will, I will divulge a little something. I think this movie is real good spookery beginning to end.

Strong agree. And like, I think kids would fucking love this movie. Kids should fucking love this movie. Yeah. Come on, you cowards. All you children that are listening. Stop watching in conto, you piece of shit. Speaking of things that sound like a medication. That's true. Do not take a conto if you were allergic to enco. Why the fuck would you? If you knew you were allergic to it, you dumb piece of shit.

It will definitely cause diarrhea. Why do people have to be told don't take in conto if you're allergic to in conto? If you, like what I you know oh my god. It's the same thing where the coffee cups have to say contents may be hot on the inside of them. Yeah no shit I bought hot coffee. Yeah so but yeah I absolutely adored that like that that change of scenery. And then he closes it and Augie starts banging on the door and he's freaking out and then it's back to normal.

Yeah. Very, very like the shining light, which I really appreciate. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like a Miller light. Like a Miller light. It's a low calorie shining. That's what we all need. So meanwhile, Ramon and Stella, Ramon has found like a bookshelf that moves and behind it is a panel

that he's able to open with his switchblade. Yeah. And behind it is the bedroom of Sarah Bellows. Yeah. Whom we've been told was the daughter of this family who had something strange about her or something and so they locked her away and hid her from the world. Yeah, what, what, what, what, there's like a old timey Gothic tale that's like this where the man kept his wife in the attic but wouldn't tell anybody about her. Oh, I don't know. Is it Jane. Are you thinking about the yellow wallpaper? No, is it Jane Air that I'm thinking hmm. I don't know. It's one of those type stories. Yeah. It's a good trope though. It's a very good like weirdo in the basement troupe. Yeah. It's a good thirir their tho. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho their tho their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the basement troupe. Yeah, weirdo in the basement plus like rich people hiding away their dirty, dirty laundry or whatever. I'm sure I've told you about the

zoobies, the, the urban legend of the inbred DuPont children in Delaware. Wait, I don't think you told me they were the DuPont children. I think you just sort of, yeah. Wow. That guy ended up killing someone, the DuPont children. I think you just sort of that, yeah, wow. Yeah. That guy ended up killing someone, didn't he? One of the DuPonts did, yeah. One of them did, yeah. There's like a million of them. Oh, okay. He killed the wrestler. That's right. He was really into wrestling, yeah. He killed Channing Tatum. They mean a movie. Channing Tatum played the wrestler that he killed. Really? Oh, fucking how. I watched a documentary about it. He seemed insane.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but so they're down in her room and they, Stella finds Sarah's book and takes it? Why? Come on, you watch these movies? That's a part of this that's a little bit offensive is that she knows horror movies. She's not going to steal a ghost book. Right, that's a haunted book. You know this haunted book. She seems very thoughtful. I just don't see her doing it. But she has to, so whatever. It's true. Get the story going. Yeah. This is where I have the note, Tommy racially assaults the car of Ramon. Oh no, this is after that's after they get locked in the basement and then they have to get out. Yes, Tommy shows up with his friends and Ruth, who's the person

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It's nice to see him in a non-asshole role. He has an asshole face. And when he showed up, I was like, oh, no, this is going to be like a bad situation. And it is kind of a bad situation because they're a co-dependent or whatever after her mother left, but like he's really nice. Yeah, yeah. He's trying. He's trying. He's working too hard.

Yeah, yeah, aren't we all though? Huh? Tell you what? little money in your pockets. Working for the government. Working for the city. The city, yeah. So this is when Stella opens the book and sees that the name Harold is written at the top of a page and when she swipes it's blood? Yes, and it's fresh. It's wet. Yeah. She also just scans through it real quick and you see the the the city. Um, you see the ci-uh, you see the the city. the city the city the city the city. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city the city, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the city, the the the the the the the city, the the the the the city the the the the the the the the ti ti when she swipes it, it's blood. Yes, and it's fresh. It's wet. Yeah.

She also just scans through it real quick. And you see the title, The Wendeggo, which is one of the stories in the first volume of this, that scared the piss out of me. Even though I was somehow sure it was like a bug or something. thii tho tho tho tho tho that that that bones so I can see maybe they were clacking and clicking and you thought it was a bug. Maybe. Rereen it. Yeah, go back, revisit. I'll get back to you. But yes, Harold is being written as we watch. Yeah, it's good. So as it's the words are appearing on the page, we cut back to Tommy who shows up at his mom's house drunk and she's like, you are supposed

to take the eggs to the Wolverton. And I was like, fuck I wish my name was Wolverton. How cool would I be? Katie Wolverton? No one would ever fuck with me. It's good. It's a good name. It's good name. What's not good is mom saying, hey drunk son, why don't you drive these eggs over to the Wolverton's? Yeah, well he got there, okay, I guess. No, he never made it out of the cornfield. Oh, you mean he got home, okay? Yeah. So, also, do you have to go through the cornfield to get to the Wolverton's front door?

Because that's like probably real annoying for their mail carrier. Maybe it's just a shortcut to the field. Yeah, for sure. But Tommy does not make it back out of that field. No, it's the field where Harold lives. Yeah. Can I do what I love about Harold? Please. He's like missing his midsection?

Yeah. I thought that was very good. I love that technology is far enough along that that works. Yep. It doesn't look weird when Harold is walking towards him and you can see the center of Harold is missing. Yeah, it looks cool. They did it like really well. Yeah. It's super dope. You never played in cornfields as a child. Hmm. There's bugs in there. Wendigo is probably. I just remember like running around in a cornfield near my house and we would get lost because it's the same thing and you're five feet tall and the corn is seven feet tall. So you would just have to like find your way back out of there.

Hence why corn mazes work so well. I do love a corn maze but only one that's been set up professionally. Not a gorilla corn maze. I refuse to work with independent corn mazes. But this is great because he keeps walking and then the Herald will be in the next intersection he hits. Yeah. I'm like, oh, that's good. That's good. Good spookery. It is. It's a shame they did that in the first one and then use that same trope again later in because I think it makes that story less scary. I agree. But so what does Harold do to Tommy?

Does he stab him? I just have a note here that says oh well give him a weapon then. I think he like went to use a weapon and Harold just maybe took it from him. Yeah well Tommy stabs him in the his non-existent midsection. Oh right. And then thoom th. thi thom thi thom thom thi thi thi thi thi. thi. that that that thi that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. that's th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. tho-a. tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s tho-s. tho-s tho-s that And then Harold spins the pitchfork around and stabs him with it. That's right. And then Tommy starts having straw shooting out of his mouth and ears? This like becoming a scarecrow scene is so good. Yeah. Yeah. And when we see him later and he's got the same lumpy face as Harold.

Yes. We're wearing his Letterman's jacket. Wearing his Letterman's jacket. I also like that his last breath before he becomes a fool on Scarecrow is kind of just like burfing up some hay. Yeah. It's really funny. It's gross. And into the camera, like the camera goesthat Augie was dressed up as? Yeah, I thought they were going to have more of a moment. Yeah. Although sequel, you never know. It's true. It's true. There were points of this that felt very reminiscent of Fear Street to me. Absolutely. It's like that sort of like, even though this is taking place in the 60s, it's sort of a

90s nostalgia somehow. Sure, yeah. I don't know. I just had a vibe. Just had a vibe to it, man. Cool teens. Yeah. So at the next day at school, Tommy is missing.

Yeah. And some, so, oh, so Stella has read the story. So she already knows what's going on, basically. Yeah. And she goes back to the house by herself to do the right thing and give the book back, which, no fucking way. I like this though, because th. th. th. th. th- th- th- th- th-thea th-thea, th-thea, thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and to, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, and to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-a, to-s, to-a, to-s, to do the right thing and give the book back, which no fucking way. I like this though because she's like, this is where her knowledge of horror films is like, actually I got to do the right thing. Yeah. You know, if you replace the thing that you stole, you might be able to end the curse. But also you're going to go on that haunted house all by yourself?

Sure, if you're badass like Stella is. I am not. No, neither of us are. We're titty babies as we like to describe ourselves. Big old titty babies. Big old. I also forgot to mention that while they were in the, locked in the room before the ghost let them out, something bites Ruthie on her face. Yeah. And this was my favorite of the stories. It is a fear of mine. Hmm. Ever since I saw the movie The Believers. Okay.

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It's a spider butt, you know, butt pimple. Yeah, she's starting to get like a red bump on her cheek. And I can't wait. So you were like anticipating, you were excited when that happened. Absolutely. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah. And we all know this was going to happen, but the book is tha, but tha, but tha, but tha, but tha, thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It, but, but, but, but, but th. It, but th. It, th. It, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. tipe. thi. thi. thi. thi. th.. Absolutely. I knew what was going to happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we all know this was going to happen, but the book is back in Stella's room. Right. Ramon finds it there because he's still living in her house, I think? I think he was just coming to hang out.

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So what new story is the book writing now, Katie? The Big Toe, which is also one that stuck with me, but only because in the story, he slices the toe into slices and then eats it. It got me, like, it was deep in my core. But in this one, he just puts whole fucking big toe in his mouth. Which is wild because big toes, I was looking at mine. It's fucking enormous. Like I wouldn't put a piece of food that big in my mouth, I would joke.

Maybe she had a dainty big toe. Oh man, I don't know. It was big. It was big. When he it. It was big. When he opens the fridge and he's on the phone with his mom, he's like, fine, whatever, I'll just eat this stew and his mother's like, what are you talking about? See, the next thing he says is, well, somebody made it. Sir, don't eat the stew. Um, so yeah, so Stella calls him and it like, yeah, don't eat the stew, ding dong.

And he's like, momm, what? Nom, nom, nom, nom. Also, they're all talking on walkie-talkies, which I love, but they must be super high-powered because when she leaves the house to get to Augie, she's like, it's a couple of blocks away. I was like, that's pretty far. Oh, you got a high-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-s. th-s. th-s. th-a-a-a-n'-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-a-a-a-a-a-n'-a-n. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th-n. th-n. th-n. th-n't, th-n't th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. ta-s. ta-s. ta-s. ta-s. ta-s. ta-s. ta-a-a-a-sa-a-s. ta-s. ta-s. ta-s. tie there. Yeah, I guess. Should we get walkie-talkies and do the podcast by a walkie-talkie? There's no way we get a walkie-talkie to go that long range. Sure you can. Can we do it on our cell phones? Aren't they? It's just long-range walkie-talkies? I'm not sure what you're talking about a cell phone? A cell phone? Did I think it? Did I not say cell phone? Do cell phone? Do cell phone? Do th. th. thah cell phone? Do th. th say cell phone? Do th. Do th say cell phone? Do th. Do th say cell phone? Do th. Do thi? Do thi? Do thi? Do thi? Do thi? Do thah? Do th. Do thi? Do thi? Do thi? Do thi? Do th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi is thi is thi? thi's thi? thi's thi's the thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. thi. the the thi. the the thi's the thi's thi's that no one else says cell phone. People just say phone. It's just a phone now.

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Also, my cell phone is a 2011 Toyota Carole. The time is a milkshake stints. It has a sticker that says my other car is a cell phone. It's just, the car's an o aura bore us eating its own tail. Hmm. So, speaking of eating body parts. So, Stella is trying to convince Augie not to eat the stew. He's like, what are you talking about? She's like, you're going to hear somebody yelling for you

and telling you not to eat their toe. Where is my toe? Where is my toe? That's such a little kid thing. To be spooked by someone saying where is my toe. Well, what if you ate it? Because as an adult you would just go, I don't fucking know! Take your toeless, shambling corpse foot and get the fuck out of my house.

I'm sorry, sir, I'm trying to finish this episode of Lost in Space. You could leave me alone now. No, he eats that fucking toe. He eats that fucking toe. And then- Who's that bones in them? Who deboned that toe? I did like the shot of the toeless foot walking down the hallway. I thought it was great.

Yeah, good spookery. And she is also sort of based on one of those classic drawings from the books, like the missing half her face and all that jazz. But I love the scene of her catching him under the bed and pulling him into nothingness? Yeah, just into the wall and gone. Yeah, you know I love that. I do. I love it too. Mm-hmm.

It's not as great as what happens to poor Augie or to poor Chuck, but uh. That's just weird. It's so weird. At this point, Stella has the line. You don't read the book. The book reads you, which is... Please tell me that you re-read that line to yourself in Yacov-Smearinoff voice. Can you give me an idea of how that might say?

In Russia, book reads you. There you go. That's so stupid. It was a dumb line that took me out of the movie. But then I was like, oh wait, it's for kids, never fine. It's fine. It's fine. You might think that was deep if you were not a 48-year-old man. Oh shit, I am not 48 yet. Thank you very much. Okay, I'm sorry. It's only, what, what, six weeks ago? What are we going to do for your birthday movie this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi? thi. thi. thi? thi? thi. thi. tho. tho. that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th going to do for your birthday movie this year?

Another Don Knapps? I don't know. Maybe an Evan Costello film. Okay. So cut to the Drive-In Theater and they're all hanging out there. Well, Ramon and Stella are hanging out there and then Chuck and Ruthie show up. They like just don't believe that Augie is gone. No, they don't.

Or at this Ruth doesn't. She does not. And then they burn the book but the book doesn't burn? Yeah, I like that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And Chuck says, this is why I don't read books. Maybe he'll pick it up when he's 19. Yeah, exactly. I mean, yeah, Ruth is like, oh, I have to get to the school musical tonight. I'm in the school musical.

And we cut to her in the dressing room. Oh, so good. The bump has gotten bigger and bigger and come to like a sort of pussy head. Sorry for everyone who was just repulsed by me saying pussyhead. The white head is the size of a half dollar. Yeah. For a coin that no one has seen in 30 years. Yeah, what are you talking about? It's a little bigger than a quarter, a little smaller than a Susan B. Let's say it's about the size of a Pog slammer. Not the thickness, just the diameter. And she starts squeezing it. Yeah, because you're gonna have to pop that at some point. And I was like, oh I would love to pop that.

Oh, I know. I was just, oh, yes. Give me to give my fucking hands on that. It would snap. You know it would make a snapping sound. There'd be an audible. Oh, God, this is really repulsing someone. We need to move on. Although, you know what, they made the movie? But while she's messing with it, a the the thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a th, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, a thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. It th. It th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, it a hair? No, it's a leg, Katie.

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It was like, do we know for sure, for sure? He's like, she'll be in the nut house the rest of her life and it's, that happened two hours ago. Come on, come on, officer. Yeah. And also, yeah, Chuck says to Stella, he's like, my sister is gone. And it's like she's not gone. She just went over that way. For th for for th for th for there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. th. th for th for sure. th for sure, th for sure, for sure, for sure, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure. th for sure. th for sure. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. th. there. there. th. there. th. th. th. the to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. th. th. th., Chuck says to Stella, he's like, my sister is gone, and it's like, she's not gone. She just went over that way. She's not gone. She's right over there, it's fine. It's very confusing about her outcome. But we also get an investigation scene,

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Yeah. Following Sarah's suicide. Yes. Oh, and we forgot to mention that Chuck finds his sister in the bathroom and to stop the spiders from biting her, he throws dirty mop water on her. Terrible, she's going to get so infected. She has a huge open wound on her face. Oh, God. It does get the spiders off her though. True, true, because the spider's like, mm-mm-mm. Grows. They're, sir. Don't have an immune system yet.

So we go to Lulu Baptiste's house. And she has the same music box as Sarah. Is the music box ever not creepy? Are they ever wholesome? I think so, but not in a horror movie. Mm-mm. Always spooky. Okay. Do you hate them as much as you hate wind chimes?

No, because wind chimes are impeding in my personal space. A music box isn't in my house, you know? Windchimes are rude. Okay. You know what? How about if I just come to your house and I just play a xylophone outside? Tunelessly! Tunelessly!

Now I want to just hide music boxes around your house. No, threw them in the trash. So they get some information from Lulu, I don't quite remember what she gets. They get that Sarah had hanged herself in the hospital, not in the house. Oh that's right, and that Lulu had given her the book. Yes. Because Voodoo. That was kind of unclear. Yeah. Oh no, because she says something about, they asked for something about magic. And Lulu has the banger line. There is no magic. There's only rage. Yes. That is a banger line. That's dope no magic, there's only rage. Yes, that is a banger line. That's dope. Yeah, that's a good album title. Because there was, when they were doing their investigation,

they found a newspaper clipping that had the worst newspaper drawing I've ever seen in my life. It was like some kids' eighth grade math book of a rich family. But it said voodoo on like one of the like quotes in the story. So stupid. But I like that it wasn't magic. Just rage. Just rage. So they go to the hospital where she was treated. How they know which hospital it is we'll never know. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And they go to the hospital where she was treated. How they know which hospital it is, we'll never know. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And they leave Chuck behind because they have to go to the red room to get the documents

and he's been having nightmares of a red room. And also there's like a doctor parade that comes through so they can all slip through the door. It's like, 50-da-da-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-a-m!!!! And th-m! And the the th-mphi-m!!!!!! And th-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-sooom. And the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they'll-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-so-h! they-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-huea-hue-mahahah-mah-mah-mah-moooooome. th-s. the. the. the. they- all slip through the door. It's like 52 doctors like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da. But Chuck sneaks in with them but won't go to the red room itself and decides to wander about the hospital. No way would you allow yourself to be left behind. Go back out the door you went through. Just go back out to where the people are. Just wait for them, yeah. the, the, just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, the the th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. the, th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. But, th. But, th. I, th. I, th. I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, threat, to, too, tra, tra, tra, trade, trade, trade, trade, trade, the, the, the, the, the, th people are. Just wait for them, yeah. Like when he ends up on the roof and gets locked out and has to walk past all these orderlies to get back in and they

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never got into Thomas the Tank Engine. I trains aren't for me. So he goes into an elevator which I was like why would you do that you're already in Spooktown why would you go to an elevator? Seriously. And then he uh goes down a hallway and the orderlies sound an alarm about a child being in the hospital, which I was like, is that a, that's not a thing right? Yeah, like, is it just a hospital where no visitors are permitted ever? I guess. Okay. No chucks. No chucks. It's a chuck-free zone. No chucks allowed? No chucks. But he's allowed? But he's the chucks. the cux allowed. No chucks. It's a chuck-free zone. No chucks allowed. But he's in a stark white hallway that when the alarm is sounded, it's red with the lights coming on. Yep. And this is where they sort of duplicate the Harold spookery. Yeah, yeah. Because every time he comes to an intersection of hallways, what does he see?

A very friendly looking ghost? Yeah, that picture is definitely in the book somewhere. That's what I was looking for when I first got on this call. Yeah, when a image searched it, it's one of the images that comes up for the book. Yeah and I've definitely seen a tattoo of it too, which is wild. But the rest of her body is confusing. She's got like super chubby legs and then really skinny arms. Yeah. And her child's drawing. Yeah for sure and her head is huge. And I was like, oh she's gonna eat Chuck. Which she sort of does. She sort of does, but just enveloping him into herself. He doesn't really struggle. He just kind of lets it happen. No resistance.

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There's no need for this drama. Sorry, what, did Star 69 not exist at this point in time? You just find out where that call came from? I don't think so. I don't know when Star 69. I'll, before that, I assume you just pick out the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone the phone pick out the phone and go, Operator, who was the last phone call to my number? It's Minnesota FAT 269. And where is this taking place, this scene in your mind? This is Dean Norris calling the operator to find out who called him.

No, I mean what part of the country with that accent? Oh, uh, Millvale, Pennsylvania. Okay, good, good, Pennsylvania. Okay, great. Good, good. Operator. Operator. They have the TV on at the police station and it's the 1968. It's election night, 1968. And they show the like election tally board and I was like, oh, it's the election board. Classic. Classicie when you need him. Oh man, fucking- Or as my friends call him, sidepipe Steve.

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Right. And she was going to blab. She was. So they institutionalized her. Yep. That's very yellow wallpapery. Sure is. Yeah.

So, when Sarah, or when Stella gets back to the house, it's like normal, it's like well decorated and the lights are on and it's the past, I guess. And the book has written haunted house for the next story. Yeah. It starts writing about Stella being in the house. Yes. So she is Sarah in this like point of view. Right. And she's hiding from the other members of the family because she's apparent they're all yelling

that she's gotten out of her room. Right. Which is brutal. And they're chasing her around and it's very upsetting. Yeah. And meanwhile Ramon makes it to the house but he's in like the normal abandoned house. Right, right. Which is also very good spookery. And the fact that they can minorly interact with each other across these two different timelines is good. Yeah. Like there's a scene where they're on the either side of the door from each other. Yeah. I think this also happened in the film Silent Hill if I'm not mistaken. Oh it it might have. On the other side th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi thi thi thi thi's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi have. On the other side of a oval portal they couldn't cross there. Just because we were recently talking about that movie. Why are we not? A work of art. And Ramon finds Stella's glasses but they're old and dusty

and broken. Yeah and then we see them get broken when they like pick her up and take her back into the room, they fall off her face and somebody steps on them. Yeah. We also see the lady with the veil. Yes. In this scene. I guess she was like a member of the family. She's like the grand matriarch of the family.

Yeah. And meanwhile we're seeing things from Stella's viewpoint, but like she can't quite see because she doesn't have her glasses on. Yeah. And that's how whenever I dream very rarely, but whenever I do, I always like can't see as if I don't have like glasses or contacts. Oh no. It's very upsetting, yeah. Is that because when you're sleeping you don't have your glasses or contacts in? I don't th th sleeping with my contacts in and find out if I can see? It's me, your friend with a massive infection. And the contact that's rolled behind my eyeball. Oh, the family knew that they're poisoning people. We find that out. And then Sarah gives a pen to Stella and says, right in your blood. Because Stella is saying that she's going to tell the story of how Sarah was wronged, how she didn't kill anyone. Right, right. But she's also like making her be accountable.

She's like, that's on you! This is on you! Which I thought was very funny. And then Sarah, Sarah screamsly Man falls apart, cut to Ramon going off to war. Like this is such a weird thing to me. I don't understand how I'm supposed to feel about this. It's the redemption arc because Jangley Man kept referring to Ramon as a coward. And now he's not a coward anymore. He's just possibly dead now. He has told Stella about how his brother came back from Vietnam in pieces. Oh, that's, that makes sense now. I didn't

even put that together. Ah, right. The jangly man, his brother, yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Sad. Sad. Hmm. Sad. Hmm. Sad. Hmm. Hmm. Sad. Hmm. so we see Stella writing the story. Yeah. And then she's in the truck with her dad. Yeah. And Ruthie? Yeah. She's like saying something about how Augie and Chuck are still out there somewhere and she's gonna find them. And the camera pants of the backseat and Ruthie's just sitting there with like a little teeny mark on her face. And then kickstart my heart by Motley Crew starts and they go driving off. Can you sing the beginning? Because it's my favorite one to do it. B. Oh no, no, no, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Katie, how did you feel about scary stories to tell the dark? I thought it was an absolute delight.

I was worried that you would not think so, and I was thinking that people who weren't familiar with the books would not think so because they are so, like the imagery is so specific. Like, the fact that the woman who absorbs Chuck is not very scary. Yeah. You know, I feel like if you weren't, if you'd never seen that image before, you would just be like, what the fuck? You know? Just a puffy lady eating Chuck. Yeah, but for me I loved it. Yeah. I have a lot of, I just have so many fond memories of these stories and of the art. And I thought, you know, for a bunch of actors who don't have Wikipedia pages, I thought the kids were all great. Yeah. I've really been enjoying seeing young people play young people lately. Okay. Like in Fear Street, how the teens were all basically,

well, no, one of them was like 30, but the rest of them were basically teens. Right, right. Just like seeing kids, and it too, they were all like young. I just am so, I just, it just brings a whole different vibe to movies when you're not trying to be like this 30-year-old is 12. Sure. Yeah.

So I just thought they were all great. I really enjoyed it. I love this movie. I'm gonna give it an eight. Whoa! Good times, great oldies. Noyce. What?

Well, it is a great oldie because it's a thing that you have from your childhood. There go I'm going to give this movie an 8. It was good and I watched it with Missy and there were points that I looked over at her and she was making the uh-uh-face so it was like creeping her out. Not an uh-uh, like this is bad. I don't want this to happen face. Yeah, she didn't like the scarecrow creeped her out and the bugs in the face was as anyone would find that to be too much. Yeah. So yeah I really enjoyed it. I think yeah this would be a

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No, no. Katie, speaking of things that are great, are wonderful. Can I read a message from a patron? I'd love to hear that. Hey! Hey! Hey! Good, you've got me, go on. You can use Stivo. Hi, Sivo. Everyone's called me that since SLC Punk came out and it's followed me through the Navy. Ha ha, I'm happy to be a patron. There's a lot to unpack in there. One, love that movie. Never seen it. Oh, it's great Matthew Lillard showing. Two, thank you for your service.

Yeah. Three, why are you, Steve O? Because that was a character's name. Okay, okay. I started as a Marveling at Marvel's Marvels fan and followed Alan over here. Oh, hey, welcome. Once I saw you guys did some of my favorite 80s horror movies, I was sold, love the show, and thanks for all you do. Oh, thank you so much. That's so kind, andthank you for your support. Yeah, thanks Stivo. Yeah. And I'm really glad you got off PCP because that was bad for you.

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it. Fucking idiots. Katie, what are we doing next week? Katie, what are we doing the last exorcism? W which I watched for free on YouTube. to thi. th their their their their their their their their th like th like their their th'm looking forward to you telling me next week. We are doing the last exorcism, which I watched for free on YouTube. Oh, I watched it for free on the Roku channel. Oh, yeah. I don't think I knew that Roku had a channel. Yeah, you got to watch commercials, but yeah, it was free. There were some minor ads in the YouTube at really inopportune times but what are you going to do? Yeah so you can watch it for freezies or you can rent it or yeah last exorcism from 2010. And why? I'll explain it. Next week. Oh good spookery. Thanks. thanks. Find us on the internet. We're like an hour or ten minutes into this. Oh my God, let's go. We have Blaze through the next episode and get to bed. I'll blaze.

I'll blaze. Through it, quickly. So, you know, it's still hard out there. Be kind to each other. Be kind to yourself. Yeah. You're kind to be kind thk kind thk kind thk kind to Katie and I. You always are, frankly, except for those of you who aren't in which you can meet shit. Yeah.

Harold. Yeah. Uh, thanks for listening to another episode of WhereWolf Ambulance. Bye. empty. Who? In the pool, no way to win to winlets to fulfill reviews. Gilly clouds and land the face. Can him have his face? Appearance I've asked you in case.

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