Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 372- We Summon the Darkness (2019)

Episode Date: March 28, 2022

In this week's episode, we're discussing fake Satan, fake metal and fake 20-somethings in the 2019 horror film "We Summon the Darkness." Special topics for your consideration include: the joy of watching people have fun, quality crazy faces, disappointing M. Night Shyamalan, sartorial inaccuracies of every g.d. movie about the Satanic Panic, more hard-to-pronounce words, the long-lasting effects of that one Dee Snider movie and the fact that we kept calling this "the Johnny Knoxville horror movie" even though he's in like, three scenes and is pretty questionable in each. Like movies about Satan? Good, that's a lot of horror! Maybe you'd just enjoy some movies we referenced in this episode: Episode 127- "The House of the Devil," Episode 176- "Strangeland," Episode 315-"Knock Knock" and Episode 343- "Black Roses."  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie (or almost at least usually an action movie) in our monthly bonus episodes Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

We've been calling this the Johnny Knoxville horror movie. He's in two scenes. You know what I'm grateful for? What? Him being in two scenes. Yeah, that's two scenes too many, frankly. You know what Johnny Knoxville is real good at? Herting his body. He's in two scenes in two scenes. Yeah, that's two scenes too many, frankly. You know what Johnny Knoxville's real good at? Hurting his body. And hurting his friend's bodies. Yeah, you know what Johnny Knox was not good at? Being an actor. Yeah. Yeah. Luckily, most of the other actors in this movie were pretty good. I, so when the girls first show up, I was like, oh my god, these girls. And then by the end of the movie. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. the girl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah......................................... the... the. the the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the the th. th. the th. the the th. the the th. the the the the the the th. th. the th And then by the end of the movie, I was like, I love them.

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He plays her dad. Convincingly, he's 15 years older than she is. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. So, this movie starts up with a beef of mine, which is that it's set in 1988, which which makes sense because it's satanic panic, satanic panic. Dadanic panic. Wow. I'm I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Dada da da da da da. Satanic panic. Wow. I'm sorry I've had three quarters of an icy light tall boy.

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Yeah. Even the car they're driving, like it's a Jeep, which might have existed in 1988 but would look not out of place on the road today, you know? I defy you to find three metalhead women in 1988 that at least one of them doesn't have the bee catcher flipped up bangs. Yes. With all like the tons of hairspray in it. They all just look like emo girls. Yeah yeah yeah, which is not no fair, not how it's supposed to be. It's just like did these people have genuinely no idea what 1988 looked like and also no access to the internet. Everyone's clothes are so modern. It's funny because of how like like, remember House of the Devil, that Ty West movie? Like how well he nailed, or they nailed?

That aesthetic? Yeah. But they did not do that. Just no fuck's given, really. No. That's okay. It's fine. One of them has a weak bladder. I thought she was very funny.

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It is Philip John Clapp. Oh, John's the middle name, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I guess Philly Knoxville doesn't work as well. I kind of love Philly Knoxville, just like two cities. Yeah, like Motown Philly. People really like naming their kids after cities anyway. Sure. Yeah. I mean I'm named after Allentown. Are you? No? No. I'm named after Pittsburgh. Katie's your middle name. No. I'm named after Pittsburgh. Katie's your middle name. Yeah, I'm Pittsburgh, Catherine. My last name. So while they're in the Quicky Mart, they see a newspaper that says something about satanic killings, more satanic killings happening.

Yes. And Alexis says, that's supposed to scare other people, not us. Right. What does that even mean? Because they're the ones during the Satanic killers. I know that, but like... She's saying it publicly. Yeah, that's true. Took his man in the older than dirt hat, which I loved. That was pretty dope. He's like being very kind to them too. He's like be careful out there. There's a a a a a a a the th is a th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho- tho-a tho-a that thi. thiolo-a' thiolo-s that's that's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thea. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's theaa. thea. thea. thea. kind to them too. He's like, be careful out there. There's a lot of evil in the world and you seem like nice girls. And they're just like laughing in his face. I was waiting for them to say we are the weirdos, mister.

Yeah, I like that. A van drive by and I definitely thought it to throwing at your car is scary and you don't want it and it's dirty or whatever, but like they're making such a big fucking deal out of it. Who amongst us has not gotten milkshake on their car? I was gonna say it's someone who's lived through a milkshake incident. Continues to live through the milkshake incident. when they stop to get the milkshake off that Val runs to the side of the road to pee again. It's very funny. She's very charming. All of her like exit stage left peeing is very yeah yeah yeah yeah and she comes back to the car at least it's not shit. Yeah it's true. They're like body good. Maybe it'll help your car. That are going to a show.

A heavy metal show for the band, Soldiers of Satan. Okay. Not a real band. Too bad. Look fun. I guess there was one dude who did all the music for this record or for this movie,

and he's doing a killer King Diamond impression in this part of the movie. Yeah, when that song kicked in, I was like, gosh, I'm so glad we're doing another heavy metal horror movie. Like it felt very like all of the other ones we've done. Oh man, what was that fucking one? Black Roses? Oh, never stop thinking about that. Why were they playing there for four days? In a high school gymnasium? Oh? Oh. Oh? Oh, oh, oh, thia? Oh, thia? Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, I I I I, I, I, I, I th. Oh, I was th. Oh, I was th. Oh, I'm th. Oh, I'm th. I's, I's, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I was that, I was that, I that, I that, I that, I I that, I I I I I I th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I I I I I, I I I I I I I, I, I I I, I I I, I I, I I, I, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm like, I'm tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi thi thi thi they playing there for four days in a high school gymnasium? Oh my God, that guy was such a pervert. I'll never stop thinking about it.

Anyway, they're doing Yeager shots in the parking lot, which is disgusting. But also something you do when you're 20 and 36. Yes. And they meet up with the guys who threw the milkshake on their car. They recognize the van. And they confront them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them their their their their their their tham tham tham tham tham tham thoomomthea. thoomomathea. thoomuuant tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I they they they they they they they they they tho. I I I I I I I I I I I tho. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I tho. I I I I I I I I tho. I tho. tho. tho. tho. they they tho. the. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. thooo thoooo thoo thooooo thoan. thoan. thoan. thoooooooooo. I tho. I the. with the guys who threw the milkshake on their car. They recognize the van. And they confront them and Val throws firecrackers inside the car, which I was like, oh, that's good, comeuppance. Val is very good.

Yeah. Val is the best. And these guys also are not screaming, 1988, heavy metal fans to me either. They just gave that's it. Yeah. Kovacs looks like he should be at a like MGMT show. I was going to go with Blind Melon. Wow, okay, okay. I think you know there's a lot of crossover there of the look. Sure, for sure, a lot of unbuttoned sleeves.

Do you think the two reasonable ones will fall in love? They haven't just, who says that? I just thought that. Oh, I said that. Because they do. The two reasonable ones are like falling in love. Yeah, they have a discussion where we find out that Alexis knows nothing about heavy metal. Right. She couldn't even come up with like a one thing, one thing. And Val obviously is also faking it because she has too hyper-specific of information.

Yeah. Yeah, because they're discussing the first shows that they went to. Right. She's like, Scorpions. In 1983, August 10th, that's where I popped my cherry. Gross. Valle, you gross. I mean, Scorpions is very sexy music so I can understand that, but they will rock it like a hurricane. Oh, okay, there you go. Yeah, uh-huh.

And they're also the winds of change. I like that one better. Oh, okay. They German? Oh, yeah. Okay. No more German than this. Good. Then they go into the show. Well they laid up a hippie first. Fuck off.

No one has ever called a joint then. No. So like at this point are we supposed to believe that the men are going to murder the girls? I think so because the men have a discussion about how many people have been killed. Right. 18. That's our guy Mark. Reasonable Mark. Reasonable Mark. Yeah, and then they want to keep partying after the concert.

Why? So they go to Alexis's family's home, which is like a manner or estate. Why does that driveway end on the lawn? I don't know. I don't know. For the pool guy maybe? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. For the pool guy maybe? I don't know. I guess. So these guys are all, you know, we're gonna get boned. Get boned? Do some boning. Get boned, give bone, whatever you got to do. Whatever it is. Whatever you kids say these days. Whatever it takes. Why do you feel about the statement? You know who I think is hot? Judd Nelson. Like, is that also an indication that she's like a sheltered kind of Christian kid? I think so, and the fact that Alexis had no idea who he was.

Yeah, right. Yeah. That's gross. Would not fuck Jud Nelson at any point in his career. Actually, maybe in Airheads when he does that, we're making records and he's like the greasy guy, you know? Not in a breakfast club? No, fuck that guy.

He's been in high school for 32 years. I'm not interested. So have the rest of his classmates except for Anthony Michael Hall. Yeah. Amelia was a straight up old man. Oh, get wait until this is done. I've got to go to an AARP meeting. I'm out of Centrum Silver.

Do you think that I loved when they got around the fire and spent a long time talk about how great Cliff Burton is? I thought immediately is Alan writing right now about his t-shirt that said it should have been Lars. The meanest t-shirt I own. Yeah, it's pretty good. And I own a t-shirt that says, fuck Ronald Reagan. Yeah, that's meaner. It should have been Lars. That's mean.

It should have been them rather than their friend that died. Yeah, that's fucked up. On a positive note, I want those round plastic chairs so bad. Where can I get a chair like that? I don't know, but I'm sure I would flip out of it if I tried to sit in it. Yeah, looks cool though. How tall do you think that Ivan dude is? He was a giant. Six five, six four.

How tall are you? Six two? He's six two. Is that what I look like, oh shit? I'm a huge dude. The other two male actors are small men for sure. Like they are very slight and short. Yeah.

That one poor Hungarian boy who doesn't even get a first name. Oh, thanks. I was like, was there a Hungarian child that I missed? So Alexis goes inside, finds Beverly? So Alexis goes inside, finds Beverly. Searching the knife drawer. Beverly. And Alexis gives her a pep talk about, we've got to do this, we've all agreed to do this.

There seems to be a lot of trepidation around Beverly backing out or not having the guts to do it. So at this point it's really kind of telegraphing that they're the killers. Even though I think that it's meant it's meant th th th th is meant thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, the, the, the the, the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, they, they, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, toge, is, thi, is a thi, the killers, even though I think that it's meant to be like Beverly, it's like won't do it, like have a one-night stand with a Molokai. Right, right, right, right, right. Everything's still sort of vague at this point. But not so much that you don't know what's going to happen. Right. Yeah. Especially being the second time we've seen the suit. True, but I recall not being shocked the first time. For sure.

I think the trailer also gives all of this away. Oh, does it? Yeah. The little write-up on Netflix is like three concert goers meet up with three savages and after a show and you know what I mean? It's intentionally. Oh, nice, kind of sucks. Although the entire movie is them being the bad guys, so it's hard to like.

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Or spewing, I think somebody might have said. And then Ivid just won't let it go that she threw up in church and then seems weirded out that she's disinterested in him. And I'm like, are you not familiar with with without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without without the to the to the to the the the threw up in church and then seems weirded out that she's disinterested in him and I'm like, are you not familiar with how to talk to peep? Never mind. And then Mark goes and lays down. Yeah, and the next never have I ever is, never have I ever drugged someone's drink. Yeah, which the three girls drink. Yep. Because they did. And then these dudes wake up in their underpants. Yeah. Tied to chairs. Which one of them carried Ivan? Oh wow. Because somebody drags Mark away and I'm like, cool cool, cool. Can we see the scene where all three of you were trying to have Ivan up to the hell? Just like tying him to the back of a car and dragging him there. He's a mountain of a man. Yeah.

They really painted We Summon the Darkness on the Wall, which is very funny. It's right all up there with saying the name of the movie. Yeah. I know who killed me. I can't wait for Lindsay Lohan's two films on Netflix. I'm like that you're convinced they're going to be sequels, I know who killed me. I still know who killed me, I know who killed you. They're just going to be movies about clubbing in Mayorka. You don't want that.

Also, did you see that thing that everyone's been saying her name wrong all the time? It's not Lohan, it's Loan. Oh, that she says Loan. Well, I'm pissed. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they're thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, it's Lohan. Oh, that she says Lohan. Okay. Well, I'm pissed. I'm never gonna stop going to Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan. Yeah, it's Lindsay Lohan. I love her work. Here's a good typo. We Summ in the Darkness written on the wall with Pantograms. I think you're thinking of Pangrams from the New York Times spelling beam. Pantagram. Or it's like someone gives you a pair of pants as a gift when they deliver it.

Someone delivers it and sings to you. Here's your pants, I brought your pants. Pantagram. I am the singing pentagram. This is the whole exposition of the movie. Oh, when they wake up. I just wish they'd let them either be Satanists or be Satanists for a while. You know, I just think, because it's, they're just like, and by the way, we're not even Satanists, we're doing it for Jesus.

Like, they come out with that information for no reason. Yeah, I just wish that had been like handled a bit better. Yeah, I mean that's delivered in note 62 of 131 notes. Right, I feel like M. Night Shomalon was watching this movie just being like, you don't put the twist at the beginning of the second act? Yeah, and why am I not in this? Yeah. He's like, now which one of these guys is the director? I should have driven them there. What's going on? He's in the band. He's in Soldiers of Satan. I did like how Alexis does the reveal by just taking off her fake eyelashes.

Yeah, the fake eyelashes are not satanic. Everyone wears them. This whole thing has just been fake though, just like these eyelashes. She does a great crazy face. When she gets her eyes really wide and just looks menacing, I love her. Yeah, she's great. I think she is almost literally carrying this movie on her back. Like her and Val are like doing a lot of the heavy work in this movie. Yeah, Beverly's a bit of a nothing, huh? Yeah, she's fine. She's fine.

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I thought it was like maybe a tiller for the dirt. No, it was a motorboat engine. I wouldn't know that. Very unwieldy weapon. Yeah, I mean, when Val has to pick it up later, she can barely do it. It's very funny. And there's a bunch of fighting that happens around this? Well, there's so, Alexis has the gun. And she is like firing under the door or through the door or something. And she recites like, the to the door. to say, thrower. She resites some verse from Isaiah and vowel goes, oh, chapter and fucking verse and then slaps her ass so hard.

I thought it was so funny. Yeah. Thought it was so good. Well, that's the other thing. They don't have 80s white girl butts. No, they have big old butts. Yeah, they have definitely 2019 butts. Yeah. They're also like fighting over that gun where like in a very funny drunk girl way where you might fight over like a cell phone or something where you're like pushing one down, you know, pushing your friend down to the floor and she's like, I know

how to use a gun, Alexis. I figure it's the way you would try to get a cigarette from somebody and definitely break that same-sid cigarette. Yeah, and they'd be mad at them for breaking it. Why don't you just give it to me? Now no one has it. Yeah. So Beverly has turned. Yeah, she's a good guy now. She's good Beverly. Which is like, like Mark is so quick to be like, no, she's with us, but it's like, she fucking drunk your drink. Yeah, and killed your friend. Yeah, it's not great. She was party to the murder. Yeah. She's cute though, so Mark's on board.

She is cute. I guess they're gonna go out to LA later. I guess. I guess. So Covax and Mark bust out. And they've got... Cobax is in real bad shape too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they've got broken wine bottles that you're using as weapons. Right. And Covac stabs Beverly in the back. And then he gets outside.

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She wasn't part of the Sit-Sits. Yeah. Oh, I'd love to be in a band called The Sit-Sits. Just do like super slow covers of Go-Go's songs. When the world's alive with the sound of kids on the street outside. For you those you listening at home, Katie has not been slowed down. She's actually doing that.

Oh, no, that's my real voice. I'm super talented. So, go, please. No, no, no. No, I've been talking a lot. Mark goes upstairs to find the keys to the van, or the keys to any car so they can leave. Right, Alexis says just left them on the dresser.

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Oh nice. It's so nice to see you guys, because I haven't seen the new movie yet. And I love We Man. I love seeing We Man interviewed. He just seems like a genuinely stoked dude. Yeah, he just seems happy to be part. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that latest Jackass movie if you're into that stuff. It's fun. It's on streaming on Paramount Plus now. Well, it must be streaming I saw.

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loves you. I'm sure something will happen. Yeah Johnny Aswell shoots Koveacs and then he goes in the house and then... He's so mad. So mad. But his way of dealing with being angry, I really appreciated because he gets a beer and a cookie? And I was like, I'm with you. You gotta calm down sometimes, just have a beer and a cookie. I also like when he shot the kid he goes, I am the wrath of God. Now, imaginethat that could have been delivered with Gravitos. Yeah, no, it's so funny because it's Johnny Knoxville.

Like, you can't take a word he says seriously. No, you're not, you stay with your dick to your leg. Get out of here. I watched you get hit with those one of those nonlethal bullets right above your dick. I watched you shoot yourself in the chest with a handgun, you fucking idiot. Really? That's how he got famous. He, he, he put on a bulletproof vest and no one would shoot him? He wanted somebody else to shoot him. Yeah. So he took a handgun and shot himself.

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Burial, burial. Cellular, cellular. Cellular. Burial. Burial. Burial. Man, I had a long conversation about Bull and Bull over dinner on Saturday with some some friends from Pittsburgh and Bull and Bull.

Spill one of them for me. B-W-L. And the other one? B-U-L-L. Bull and bowl. That's what they said too. Like I literally don't see the difference. Okay. Bull. You eat a bull cereal while you're fighting a bull. Okay.ville got knocked unconscious when he was fighting a bowl. A bull. A bull. What did you say the first time? Bull? Bull. See? It's fine. I love it. I love your word blindness. It's not me. It's a whole region of people. Did the other Pittsburghites agree with you that they could not hear any of them? Yeah, oh yeah, it was basically, at that point it was just me and Perry and we're both just looking at each other going bull, bull, bull, bull. Perry has the most delightful Pittsburgh accent.

Please listen to the silence of the lamps. I feel like Perry's accent is referenced more than Perry. Yeah, it's true. We gotta get Perry back on here. We do. Yeah. We should probably return to guests at some point. Yeah.

Just occasional guess. Sure. No, yeah, not all we were. We did that every five episodes? How the fuck did we have the time to schedule that? We didn't, that's why we stopped doing it. Oh yeah, plus we ran out of friends. Friends who were willing to do it anyway. People would ask to be guests and we'd be like, I don't know you.

We still get weekly, hey, would you like to have this person from this movie on? Really? I didn't know that. Anybody cool? If it's not Nicholas Cage, I'm not doing it. Do you see the pictures of Nicholas Cage's Dracula? No, I'm Googling. Sorry, I just screamed into the mic for the millionth time, Niculous Cage, Dracula. He's, Oh, how exciting is that? I mean, it's gonna look great on film.

It looks so fucking funny in a photo. He looks like, uh, Beetjuice in the wedding scene. Yep. Wow. No, it is gonna look really good on film. It'll be great. And he'll be fucking hamming it up like nobody's business. Although, can I just say something?

With his eyebrows drawn on like that? Is he giving you a jauntravolta vibe? Oh yeah, for sure. Face off. Wild. It's all so wild, wild, wild, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thu. thu. thu. th. th. th. th, th. th, th. th, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi What's going on in this movie, Katie? I don't know. So the power comes back on, Beverly gets the power back on. Is that before or after she sets Valerie's hair on fire because it's so full of hair spray, which is like a ha ha ha-80s joke? Oh, I think it's before. She sets, yes, she sets Valerie, and then Valerie runs off. And I don't think we see Valerie again? Never again.

Stop, drop and roll. Yeah. And then she gets the power back on and then Belinda Carlo is playing loudly. Right. And Dad walks in the bedroom and turns it off and confronts Alexis. Right, because he had chosen her for this mission and we've previously learned that all the other satanic killings in other

areas were done by members of their congregation. Right. And he had chosen her to do this, I think he either knew she was going to fail or knew she was going to die. Like, yeah. Because they needed to get the heat taken off them. Right. Yeah. He's like, they already suspect us and it's like, how? Like, with what ad- I would just like to, I wish there had been a, like a detective in this movie, like, what's his, uh, Idris Elba in prom night? He's just kind of giving me the like police side of it. Or maybe the guys from Strangeland. Yes, the guys from Strangeland. Officer Christian.

Christian. Why does that occupy space in my brain? Sucks. Welcome to my world, Katie. Ask me if Lucy's social security numbers. I have no fucking idea. Ask me if Lucy seen Strangland? Oh my god, no. That's not even funny. I saw that movie when I was like 14 it was too much. Yeah, yeah, I saw that

when I was, what, 45? It was too much? Was it the first time you'd seen it when you did? Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Um. So, oh, yeah. Because Mark, Mark and Alexis have a fight? Jolly Nogne. No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No. Oh? No? That. Oh? No? That. Oh? That. Oh? No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh? That. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? That. Oh? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No? No. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. Oh, the. I. It. It's. I. It's. It's. I. It's. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh? and Alexis have a fight and then Johnny Knoxville comes in and shoots Mark and then turns off the blend of Carlyle. Right. And Kovacs has crawled back inside and how is he not dead? Tells Beverly, save Mark. His last words. Save Mark. He's always loved Mark.

Well, Mark's leaving him to go to LA and be a rock star. Why doesn't he just take Kovacx?? th th th to to to tox tox C C C Covaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax too- too- too- too- too- too- too- too-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-o-m-mix and to-m-m-m-m-m. to- Mark, Mark, Mark and to to to to to to to to come, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark and to come to come to come too-u. too-a. too-a, Mark and too-a, Mark and too-a, Mark and too-a, Mark and too-a, Marks, Marks, Marks, Marks, to-a, Mark, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-a, to-ato LA and be a rock star is what we're told. Why doesn't he just take Kovacs with him? Would you? It's a bit much. He's less if someone's dying words are going to be save Katie I'll at least travel with them you know that's a big deal. You're trying to make friends with all the cool guys in LA? It's you you true. You true. You true. It's true. You true. gonna, he's gonna kill Alexis at this point. He starts choking her out. Yeah, basically he's telling her that she's gonna be a martyr for the cause. Yeah. Yeah.

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drive away. Lexus standing in the driveway like you knew she was going to be well I thought it was gonna be Johnny Knoxville. Oh okay. Yeah. And they mower down. She looks crazy. I love her face. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. the th. the th. the their th. their their. their. their. they. they. they. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the th. they. the th. Yeah. And they mower down. She looks crazy. I love her face so much. I would watch her just make facial expressions all day. I think it's just those like stark blue eyes that she has. Really, yeah. Really, really sells it. It sells it.

told you're that I do. Yeah, you guys kind of do. Yeah, wild looking. Wild looking. You know, not as wild as people with like dark brown eyes though where it just looks like their whole eyes black. Sure. And you're like, wow. That's a, that's a... What's up the devil? Actually, maybe everyone's scary. Now that Iicke Mart. And he's blaming his daughter for all of this.

Yeah, I couldn't, was he saying that his daughter had committed all of the murders? I think so, yeah. Which is kind of crazy because she was alibied for some of these 18 murders, you know? Like she couldn't have been in Tallahassee the night before. As a 36-year-old 20-something-something, she, she, she, she, she, she, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th-s, th-s, th, th, th-s, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, was th, was th, th, was th, th, th, th, th, th, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s th-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. was tho'-old 20-something. She's wild. She is wild. She was led astray. And Beverly buys supplies to help Mark with this gunshot wound. At the same convenience store. And Mark's like, where are we? And she's like, fuck to find out.

Madam, you've been here before. And Alexis's blood is all over the front of their jeep. Okay, so when the jeep is the jeep is the jeep is the jeep, the jee, the jee, the jee, the jee, the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, too, too, too, too, too, th. th. tho, tho, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, the. the. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. And, too. And, too. And, too. And,their Jeep. Okay, so when the Jeep is pulling away, yeah. They zoom in on the undercarriage. Is that supposed to be her face? Is she supposed to be under there? I think just there's like blood and guts from her under there. I thought it was her face. Oh, I don't, I didn't think so. I didn't think so. She then she's not dead. She's just missing. So how is Johnny Knoxville blaming this on her? Well in the in the report he says he says she's missing. Oh okay then it is, maybe it is.

She's under I think she's under the car. Oh so is there going to be a we still summon the darkness? I hope. I mean we didn't see Valdai either right right and right. And we get a little bit of a heart and soul at the end of the movie from tapow. A little bit of hot and soul as they're driving away. Yeah. Because they're like in love now, I guess. And that is we summon the darkness. What do you think about this movie? I kind of liked it this time. I did too. I watched it a Ladies Nightmare. We watched it on one of those like during COVID, one of those like watch a movie together things. So we could all chat with each other. And I remember being like very critical of this film.

Yeah, in our conversation. And then watching it now, I'm like, this is fine. Yeah, I think going into it and knowing what was bad about it. What do you think was bad about it? I hate fake heavy metal band names. They never sound right. Soldiers of Satan? That sounds terrible.

What would you have named that for a movie? I don't know, like Crypt Lord or something? Crypt Lord. All right, fair. Johnny Knoxville's acting is terrible, so I was ready for that. Very good, yeah. And, yeah, it's just a silly movie with people doing fun, time acting. And yeah, it was fun. Good. I think also seeing it when we're kind of the world starting to come out of a pandemic rather

than during a pandemic is a different vibe. Just seeing people at a show, I remember being like, will I ever go to a show again? And maybe I'm like, maybe not. I'm gonna see built a spill. Oh, look at you. Yeah, I'm very excited. I've never seen them.

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But what if we just did it now and didn't have to worry about it later? Yeah, good move, Paul. Let's do this. Yeah, yeah, seven. Seven is a totally solid score. I cannot believe we're giving this movie. Really enjoyable. If you haven't watched it, it's very fun. Yeah. Yeah. Just go in there with the idea of having fun not being critical and it'll be fine. Yeah. I want to take a minute to thank everybody who reached out and people have been extremely kind. When we missed an episode last week, because I was doing things like Big Bear.

So you know what, guys, sometimes Big Bear's got gotta do things. Gotta do things. I feel terrible every time I do something that makes us miss an episode. Stop! This is free! I'm not gonna! So thank you all for sticking around. We're letting down advertisers. We're letting down the EMTs. We're let, the only people who are really being let down are the Patrions because they're the only ones who didn't get a new episode episode. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. they're the only ones who didn't get a new episode. Because everyone else got a new episode. Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's true. So you don't have to apologize to these fucks. Yeah, freebies? Yeah, moochies!

But I just want to thank you all for being so kind. Guys are so nice. And Alan promises to never miss another episode. We'll never take a holiday break again, I promise. Katie. What movie are we doing next? I'd tell you if I knew. I think we're doing a listener suggestion next. Oh yeah. Of the film Intruder from 1989. Is this the one that takes place in a grocery store?

It is the one that takes place in a grocery store with the Ramey brothers and a bunch of other folks like Bruce Campbell in it. That sounds really fun. It should be nice. I hope it is or else we will blame that listener. Whose name we can't remember at this moment, which is probably good for you in case this movie sucks. Yeah. And I can almost guarantee that both of us will just going to roll around in there and start sending some messages to people. Just like in the middle of the night, like, hey. You like shoes?

You like shoes? You like shoes? I have the smelliest feed, I mean truly. So you put to yo-durne on at night and in the morning? Or just me? Double up? Yeah, I'm stanky. Katie. We got to get to get to get to get to get to get the to get to go go go go their their to get to go their s out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out their s out theirse. theirse. theirse. their their theirse. their so. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. together. together. together. together. toda. today. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. together. the. the we gotta get out of here. You gotta go watch the football. Oh my gosh, yes, US versus Mexico, World Cup qualifier, happening in 27 minutes. Think they'll win. USA. When I was talking to Alan about it earlier, I was like, you're back into soccer, you should care about this. And he said, I've never really cared for the US. True words, true words. True words. You know what you're gonna do. So, so, th. So, th. So, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to th. to th. th. to th. th. to to their, their, their, to their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. U. S. U. U. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Yes. S. Yes. th. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. U.S. U. U.S. U. You know what you're gonna do. Uh, so yeah, come back for Intruder. Yeah, if you'd like to hear our Patreon episodes, if you'd like last week so much, yeah. You want to hear more, you can go to Patreon.

Backs slash, the world. tooents, even if you only sign up for a month, you can download all the episodes, and there and there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, the reason this episode is a bit rush is because we literally spent all night talking about Fast 5. Yeah, we did, we talked all night talking about. Cars, buts, family. So yeah, if you want to be a Patron, do that. And... If you don't want to do that, that's fine too. This will always be free. If you don't want to do that, just go buy a generous Oh my god, do you realize how we've sold more of those than several other of our designs? It's a wild. I have to tell you, I've had the hoodie with that design on it in my cart for like months. And then I'll log in and it'll be out of my cart and I'll put it back in and I just don't buy it. Because it feels like jerking off to yourself, you know?

It's fine. It doesn't doesn't do that. Thanks for listening to another episode of World Ambulance. Bye-bye. Oh, so empty. So empty. Oh. Ooh. I'm sorry, I'm dead pools, so many sides are at the pool. Now we do it, Finland's to fulfill reviews. Kill a glass and let the face. Can't live in the space.

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