Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 373- Intruder (1989)

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

It's an EMT pick this week, EMTs! We're discussing the 1989 grocery store-based horror film "Intruder." Special topics for your consideration include: an exciting Estevez development, sick reggaeton beats, our hopes for the geopolitical future of North America (c'mon Canada, we're waiting for you!), being the surprising nephew of a famous writer, and the lamentable position of being just smart enough to not be stupid-- it's rough. Want more from the Raimi brothers? Check out Episode 70- "30 Days of Night," Episode 150- "Midnight Meat Train," Episode 229- "Army of Darkness," and Episode 280- "The Evil Dead." I was also absolutely sure that we'd covered "Maniac Cop" at some point but the internet tells me I'm wrong so...maybe some other sweet day! HEY. If you like wrestling, or just like stuff that's cool, check out our friends at www.enjoy-wrestling.com. They are doing something really special with their promotion and we are proud to sponsor a portion of their show "Renegade" on April 9th. If you're local, there are still tickets available on their linktree above! If you're not, you can (and you really should) watch new episodes weekly on their YouTube channel between April 21 and May 5.  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie (or almost at least usually an action movie) in our monthly bonus episodes Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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And, uh, it's like shitty mad libs, but where you're just being really honest. You know what I want to be really honest about? Yeah. You know what I want to be really honest about? This movie has an Estevez in it that I was not familiar with. I didn't know she existed. Me neither. And then when you look at her, you're like, oh yeah, I see it. Look at the fucking, you fucking Estevez. Renée.

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Yeah. Even famous people. Yeah. famous people. Yeah, who's famous in this? Ted Ramey? Oh, the Rames, yes. Sam Ramey? But they're not as famous for being actors, generally. Ted is? Oh yeah, he was in like, Zeno Warrior Princess and all this wild stuff here. That television show. Yeah. He also, I don't know if he has any lines. He has like a couple, but it's mostly just him listening to the same song for two hours. I thought, wow, that must be a great song. It's like, boom, tdata, boom, tda, boom, da, bata. It's, actually, we just got into reggaeton right there.

Hold on. This is why people come to listen to this show. Yeah, what do you want us to do Latin beats by the white people? Do you want to feel feel like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, tho, the, the, thum, t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I, t. I, t. I, t. I, t. I, t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, t by the white people. We did it. Do you want to feel like you hit the bossa nova setting of your grandma's organ? I expected Bruce Campbell to be in this movie more. Yeah, apparently on the VHS box it was like, Bruce Campbell, Santa Bremy! Fucking Bruce Campbell, you barely even see his face. Renee Estevez! Fucking Bruce Campbell, you barely even see his face. Renee Estabiz! You barely do, yeah, yeah, he's just like a walk-on basically as the cop at the end.

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It does. I think it's because it's Michigan, I want to say. Oh, that's like... Practically. I mean, just go already. I mean, aren't there parts of Michigan that are more northern than like Toronto? For sure. Oh, yeah.

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Looks just like Sure Save, but cleaner. Well, yes. It's a function grocery store. It should be. You can buy things at Sure Save. It just might make you sick. Sure Safe doesn't exist anymore. Well, I still call it Sure Safe. It's exactly the same. They slept a new sign on the front

and replaced the Surley staff with new Surley staff. It's sure safe. I love it when we get hyper-specific. We got, we're literally talking about a neighborhood grocery store right now. They could suss that out though, you know. But from a horror perspective, you're three, four blocks from Tom Savini's house, so it's a prime location. Oh, could I get a little news update? Oh, bitter, da da, da, da, -da-da-da-da-doo-da-doo. So fucking funky. I love it.

As of the recording of this episode, yes. On March 31st, 2022, yes. I have not seen him for a while, but his Christmas lights are still up. Yeah, and they're big. Fuck it. Yeah. Thompson Waimie walks out in the morning and just goes, fuck it. Who gives a shit? I mean, I saw him on the ladder putting them up and it looked treacherous, so. It's gonna be here in like what, six, seven, eight months?

Who gives a shit? Something? Yeah. So, we open on the store at closing time. There's an announcement that the store is closing. Please bring your purchases to the front. We get Mr. Abernathy's bag breaking. It's a tough world for an old man.

Yeah. These young ladies are talking about who they want to dick down. Oh, and he hates it. I do like that they have 1989 appropriate hair. Yeah, that was a nice palette cleanser after the non-80s look of last week. But also looking at those haircuts, I was like, oh there's no way a 20-something in 2019 wants you to do that to their hair. They make wigs! Yeah, but do you remember Green Room and Imogene Poots wig? Yeah. Okay, that's point. Where it looks like a soccer ball had folded inside out and then puked. Like a popple.

Oh man, poppels are cool. Poppels were cool. I feel like they're due for a cupback. Yeah, I mean I think my kid would love a fucking popl. Yeah, yeah, fuck it. Get on there, Big Popple? You can make some look. I love it when you call me Big Popl.

Throw your hands in the air. So nobody seems to notice this weird guy just standing there. When Jennifer goes out on cart duty. Yes, he's, oh, that's right, it's just Jennifer. He's standing, I don't know, a body length from her. He's not even like socially distant for COVID purposes. And I feel like he's just like, the huh, eh, uh, he, uh, he pushes a grocery cart at her, again from under six feet away, and when she turns to look, there's no in there.

What? What? What? What? Come on Jennifer, get shit together. Then I saw the sign outside the store that says best meets which is very Reminiscent of the meat sale sign Best meats outside Outside sure save I loved when they did meat sale Meat sale it's just like meat that had accidentally come open, you know We don't know what kind just meat meat. It's like you know what a video game? Discounted. You want the discount or do you want to ask questions you can have either that's? That's that? that? that? that? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. to to to to to the the to the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the th? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? I? Yeah. I? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the you want to ask questions? You can have either. That's true, yeah. Yeah, so this dude like, oh man, this fucking guy. Smoking, shitty stubble beard, biker jacket. Really old for her? Sure. Yeah, I mean they did date for two months, like three years ago. Yeah, only one year ago, which date for two months, like three years ago.

Yeah, only one year ago, which is crazy that he only got less than a year of prison time for beating a man to death with his fists. Well, as Jennifer said, it was an accident. That doesn't sound like it, Jennifer. Poor Jennifer. She is simultaneously the stupidest character in this movie, and also the most like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the thinin, the stupidest character in this movie, and also the most like, no one's looking out for Jennifer. No. Even the dude who wants to dick her down. Yeah.

Just keep saying dicker down all night and see how this goes. I think that's fine. I think that's okay. It feels very of the period. Yeah. Dicking down seems like a pack of cigarettes. Yeah. Mm-hmm. A dollar 35. Yeah, I remember those days. But if in 1989 you purchased an item for a dollar 35, then in 2022 that same item would cost $28.66.

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So this guy is Craig. His name is Craig. Craig. He's a real piece of shit. Yeah. And he starts like pushing Jennifer? Yeah, he gets very aggressive with Jennifer right away. And I have the note, there better not be a redemption arc for this piece of shit. Because I feel like these movies are big on like the abusive boyfriend that gets to be the hero in the end. Yeah. Oh, don't worry. There is. There is.

Yeah. Oh, he tells Linda to fuck off. So Linda presses the alarm. And of course, what's the guy? It's named Danny or Billy? Bill is the the manager. Danny is the like corporate guy who wants to sell out. Or vice versa but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Who cares? So the guy who wants to sell out the manager, the like boss, head boss is like, oh just finish doing this and then we'll go see what they need.

The other guy goes over and slides open, like the wooden panel on a sliding, I was like, why do you have that? Why? Grocerstores have all these hide-holes and peek-y-loos where they can look at you while you're doing stuff. Oh, so you don't steal from the capitals. Especially things you don't need like groceries.

Kind of good rubber being on tour and we would just go into our grocery store and just fill our pockets and walk back into the grocery store. Just push a card out full stuff. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna eat this can of beans in your parking lot. Do you really want to come down to me for eating a fucking cold can of beans? That's sad, that's a sad day. I know, we felt like we were like fucking hobos. I had eaten beans without draining them is horrifying. I was fine. No, the juice has all those ookies. This yeah this was the this was 20 plus years ago. It was in

1987 or no excuse me 85. I'm out on tour of 11 years old I just started smoking. So all the members of the staff yeah come to Jennifer's defense and they all start punching. Yeah there are a bunch of them one of him. Everyone's really taken their time with those punches. Craig's got moves. Craig has moves-ish. He's real into the, if you grab me from behind, I'm gonna lean back and kick the guy in front of me.

Yeah, that's a good move. That's a great move. He, they really don't beat him up. It's revealed why, basically. Because he just spent the last year in prison. I'm sure having to fight his way through prison because he was a fucking pain in the ass. Sure, no one likes that guy. No, no one likes Craig. And uh... And then they call the police.

Yeah. Jennifer calls the police. It rings and rings and rings. And they're like waiting for the police to arrive because he assaulted a woman they just open the door and throw him out and then they're like why can't the police find him well because you just let's think this through fucking guys so Sam Ramey is like the, he's the butcher.

Ted Ramey is the grocer. The produce guy? Yeah, what's his name? Produce Joe? There you have it. And then there's two guys wearing plaid who I genuinely could not tell a part for the majority of the film. She makes out one of them named Dave. Yeah. And I have no idea whether Dave and

Tim are actually different human beings or not. I think they are the only time like they're they're in one like scene where while they're making out the other one is watching. Oh right. It's like okay two people. It's like, okay. It's three people. It looks like he's Jay Owen. Like the beer section of the the the beer section guy and if if so so they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they all all all all all all all all all all all all all they all they all they all they're they're they're they're they all all all they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they all. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, they're like like. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, they're so, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the store is like, I don't know, blah. Is he just the beer section guy? And if so, why do they all have to be here so late? I guess, oh right, they're marking everything down to half price. Yeah, because the grocery store is closing so in a month. In a month.

So after the fracchus with Craig, the mustache head is like, the must be like, the most like, the most, the mustache, the mustache, the most, the mustache, the mustache, the most, the mustache, the most, the most, the mustache, the most, the most, the most, the most, the most, the mustache, they's, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they they're, they all, they all, they they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're all, their their their their th. thea, thea, month. Yeah, Jennifer's bleeding. He's like you're fired. She's like, this was my career plan. It's like, Jennifer. Jennifer. You're better than this, Jennifer. I know small towns and all that, but come on, Jennifer. Well, I mean, the one the bosses worked his way up from butcher to minority shareholder. Yeah. That's a thing that can happen I guess. How do I explain this? Billy's got 51% and I got 49%! He's such a nerd. He's such a nerd. And why did someone's like, let's go look in the attic? Yeah. I know. Why does your grocery store have an attic? Wouldn't it just be the second floor? I know like sometimes grocery stores will have offices on the second floor? Sure. But an attic? I thought

addicts were exclusively in homes. And or churches. I guess that is Jesus' house. And then we yeah. And then we have the poor man's Keanu Reeves. He's like an American Keanu because Canada's better. Sure. Or like if someone put Keanu Reeves and Polly Shore into a blender. Oh my god. Both 1989 versions of them into a blender and then molded it into a man. Wait, who do you think that is?

The guy who's like, whoa guy. I think his name is Bub. Oh yeah, Burr Steers is that gentleman's name. The actor? Yeah. Burr, Steers, I feel like he has a real career. Really? Yeah, he's a good-looking dude. Oh, he's been on 17 again. He was in Igby Goes Down? Oh. He's the nephew of Gorva Doll? What? Corvadol? Wow. Things I wouldn't have guessed about...

If you had asked me who in this movie was a nephew of Gorvadol. He's kind of hunky as he got older. Yeah. In like a Fisher-Stevens kind of way. Fisher-Stevens in his own white face. Gore of a doll. Corvadal's nephew. I wonder what kind of Christmas gifts Gore of a doll gave.

His own books. Yeah. Uh, we get someone referring to weed as wacky to backy? Yeah. Which is way more on point than a hippie. Yeah. Um, such, we get such lines as when someone goes in the attic and says, I can't see nothing up here but a whole bunch of darkness.

It's country wisdom. Honestly, I feel like if the creators of We Some in the Darkness had just watched this movie, yes, that's what I was thinking! It would have been so much better in terms of just like on point. It's like a crash course for late 1980s. Absolutely. Meister Brow everywhere. For a while I was like, that must just mean Mr. Beer. It doesn't.

But I'm going to go with Mr. Beer because that's a much funnier name. Meister Brow spun off Meister Brow Light. Oh! Which became Miller Light. Is that so? It is so. Wow. And that is your lesson in cheap yellow beers. Corn beer facts, Katie's got them drinking icy light Brought one for Alan But he's got his own snobby I P.A. It's from Delaware just like hea Hea.

Hea. Is it from Delaware it is, right? What's that? What's that? I don't remember where they're from. Let's say Delaware. Probably not. You're probably wrong. Are you looking it up now? Yeah, of course I fucking. Lakewood, New York. The Delaware of New York. Yeah, Delaware, New York. Hey, it might be in the Delaware River Valley. Yeah, there you have it. There you go. That's a Dela connection. Delareians. Yeah, Delarees. Yeah, Delarese. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the Delaware River Valley. Yeah, there you have it. There you go. That's a Dela connection. Delawareians. Yeah, Delareans.

Yeah, Delarese. Wow, we are deep into this. So Craig's still in the, still in the, still in the grocery store. Yeah. Because he sexually assaults Jennifer, runs up and starts kissing her forcibly, even though she doesn't want it. Gross. Which I have the note, sexual assault. Nice one, Crank. And the dudes catch him and someone yells, roll the fuck off. That's very good.

Roll the fuck off? I like roll as a verb in a lot of situations. Like, roll up, roll up, roll up. Exactly. Yeah. Roll the fuck off. Lucy, we have to go do laundry. Roll up, roll up! Roll up! Ha ha ha ha. So they kick Craig out of the store, they tell them to roll the fuck off as you do. Why don't they just wait for the police?

You know? No, I don't. You know. When the cops show up, actually, it's like, oh, I see why you didn't bother. These might be the worst cops we've ever had on this podcast. I strongly agree. And we have had Argento cops on this podcast. Yeah, and they are, they're like trying not to solve the crime.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, why don't of them later in the movie, he's like, wait, that's not my card. This is my card. And he says it in the exact tone that Chris Parnell delivers every line as Dr. Spiceman on 30 Rock. I like heard him say it, I think I was typing on my phone. I heard him say it and I was like, Chris Parnell, is Dr. Sputchev in here? Do you think Dr. Space Man? Got this phrase delivery from this movie? I do. That's not my card. This is my card.

Just shocked by his own stupidity. God bless him. God bless him. I wish I was stupider. How relaxing. It must be so nice. Oh, man. We just got to hit our heads a couple times. What sucks is I'm not even a fucking brain genius. I'm just not stupid enough to be okay. Yeah, take it down by 10% we'd be great.

So this is where we find out that Jennifer and Craig only dated for two months, then he went to prison because he fought a guy on the night that she broke up with him and killed the guy with his bare hands. Insinuating that she kind of feels responsible for the murder. Did she? There was kind of like a, he didn't mean to do it. Like you was just sad because I broke up with them so you had to beat a guy to death. Jennifer, and then she's like sitting there not looking well, and Linda's like, hey, are you okay, Jennifer? And it's like, no, not fucking really, she just got assaulted and then laid off.

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Yeah. What was that? Is that really sting or is it like, stang? I thought it was sting. Yeah. I don't, did he have red face paint at some point? Let's find out. To the internet.

Because I remember he had a different look before he started looking like the crow. Wait, I was talking about, yeah, I guess, I don't, yeah, I don't know. Why was it in German anyway? Yeah, I don't know. Well, I might know, because I was reading up on the movie a little bit, on the Wikipedia, and they, all of the groceries that are in, they got the store, right? They rented the store out to shoot the movie in, and it was empty. So they ordered two tons of unsellable merchandise. Oh, so there might have been a German wrestling magazine in that. Wait, was it wrestling? I thought it was sting? Sting, you know. Like sexy base with me? There was like he had on face paint. Yeah, I thought it was a weird sting photo shoot.

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Oh God, Sting. And if you like wrestling contact, stick around. So we see that Dave and Jennifer have a budding relationship. Yeah. Where they're like, I would like to go on a date with you. I'd like to take you on a date. Let's do a date thing. All-al-a-la-la. No chemistry, and they're gross.

Yeah, what are they going to do? Tate is probably the best thing she's got going to that town. Like, what else is she going to do? One of the Ramey brothers? I mean, they, well, maybe Tim, they're the same down to the plaid, rolled up plaid sleeves. I love your white guy facial blindness. But I had the same problem I could not. They both had the same problem I they they they they the middle haircut. Yeah, they were just, yeah. The real way to tell him part was one of them had the forearms of a minor league pitcher and the other one did not. Well, not a thing that I could quickly identify. All right. Well, I guess you haven't seen Twilight enough times. What's that Phil's doing right now? I hope he's happy wherever

he's just on a beach somewhere. He's smoking a cigar, he seems like a cigar guy. Yeah. Probably thinking about, I don't know, voting for Trump. Phil, probably not a good guy. Why do you have to take everything? Don't you dare steal Phil for me? Wait, Phil is the only good thing in that movie. Any of those movies. Hang on, Spider Monkey. So who? That just, honestly, like, something clicked in the back of my head that I didn't like.

I think you just upset me. Someone tells the story about being beat in the head with a Hamilton Beach blender? Yeah, it's something about the drugs and they had to blender and is it for real? Everyone just accepts the story as though it's for real. And they just like moves on. Yeah. This is like oddly comedic this movie. Like they end a lot of scenes on like a comedic line or two.

You're just like what wait what? But that is given it those my buddy bloody Valentine prom night kind of kind of vibes. I have definitely said that phrase on this show before. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm just ending every scene with a funny line. Yeah. Someone throws up and someone says they lost their cookies. Oh, I didn't remember that. I was like, oh that's a good you've missed them for them them them them them them them them them them the their cookies? Oh, I didn't remember that. I was like, oh, that's a good you've missed him for puking. You never heard that before? I have, but like, I don't hear it very often, or toss your cookies. Toss your cookies, yeah.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, I'll start using that. Bring it up. Bring it like the world's most beat-up case of Corona for her boyfriend, which then makes it. Why? Does she just get the cast-offs or what? Later someone's pricing cornflakes in every box because like a 15-year-old punched it. Right, so Linda's buying the Corona and groceries. And she walks out of the store and there are just crates everywhere.

Who left these crates everywhere? Is Craig Peterson? Could be. Linda does not investigate. No, she's just going to run over those crates because they're all behind her car. She's just going to drive away. Yeah. Although she does hear somebody. A lot of times in this movie though, people hear something like a scratching or a thumping and thuuuuuuuuuuu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their their their their their their their thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, threate, tree, treea, tree, tra, traaaaa traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, thea, thea, thi, thi, th lot of times in this movie though people hear something like a scratching or a thumping and they just don't investigate. No, which I like a lot.

And that she gets murdered. Yeah, and it escalates really quickly. Renee Estevez, we barely knew you. I know, she should have made it longer. I think she's a totally fine Estes. I mean of the Esteavizes. I'd rather hang out with her than Charlie Sheen. I believe it's estiv I. Estivy. Get a plural. I'm sorry, I'm so insensitive. No, probably my joke was. Yes, I will take her over tiger blood any day of the week.

Yeah. Yes, she's fucking dead. She's gone. She's fucking dead. She's gone. And then we're just like also privy to this long conversation between the two owners of the store about the contracts and the files and the folders, the files, the files, folders. Cut this. Just don't do this. Just don't do this in your movie. I mean this. this. this. this. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to th. to th. th. th. th. th. to th. to th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. And a buck 30. It's an hour and 30, like in and out. Yeah. So like, they can't cut too much to still remain a movie. I mean, I just don't really care about the store being sold that much, even though it ends up being the plot driver. Katie, you don't love the, you don't care about a small business failing in

America in 1989? didn't seem like it was failing. It seemed like... They were selling it because someone wanted it. Yeah. Although at some point he said they're going to put a parking lot there or something, so they're going to bulldoze the store, which I think is what tiped. Yeah, which is weird because they were talking about how they're going to sell it to the city, but then the city's just going to put a parking parking, like if it a... Also, it probably has a parking lot. It's a grocery store. Just like, make it evil. Make it condos and developers. You know what I mean? Like selling it to the city isn't, you know. I don't get it. Unless they're taking it of a fucking imminent domain or whatever. But then he wouldn't have to sign off on the files the folders, the f contracts the files the files the f contracts the f contracts the f contracts the f contracts. the f contracts. the f contracts. the f contracts. the f contracts. the f contracts. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of. It. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the tri. It's tria. tria. tria. tria. tria. tria. tri- tria. tri-p. have to sign off on the files, the folders, the contracts, the folders. Oh, man. I do like the quick cut when Jennifer gets stabbed and rather than showing the gore, they

just cut to Ted Ramey chopping a watermelon in half. Yeah. I was like, oh, that's a good move. Because later they deliver the gore. This movie is so much gorier than I anticipated. Yeah. Yeah. It's a Greg Nicotero of Walking Dead fame. Yeah.

I really love the effects. Yeah. It's really good. Yeah. One of them is coming up because it is the guys, the corporate owner is doing the like adding machine and we see like a hand come and push it force his face down onto the like receipt thing. Yeah the receipt spike. Yeah it's so good and it's on there forever. He shoves his eye on to it and his hand is still pushing the numbers on the adding machine.

Calculate! Calculate my own demise! He's yeah he shoved his eye on to it and his hand is still pushing the numbers on the adding machine. Calculate! Calculate my own demise. But like, the, so there's the score is great. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. The acting is fine, I guess. Ish. But like, Linda's boyfriend calls. Yeah.

And he's like, Linda isn't here yet. She's still there. And they're like, no, Linda left. Go see if Linda's fucking car is still there. What? Go see if Linda's fucking car is still there. How would you know, though? How would you possibly see outside of the store that would let you let you know that Linda's

car is still there? You know, that's a really good point. I don't know. How are you going to tell Linda's car is there? What do you think? Linda's car is still out there? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Like how, you're right, how would you... Because it's like... So, mustache owner goes outside with a hammer. Yeah.

And, uh, gets into fistcuffs when he finds Craig trying to sneak in through a window behind a dumpster lid, which I was fucking hilarious. Like, Craig's a fucking raccoon trying to get into the store. Craig has like a half eaten pizza crust in his mouth. And he goes, shh! And you piss your pants because it's so scary when a raccoon does that. That happened to me when I was very small. Really? Like, we kept our recycling bit on the front door to me when I was very small. Really? We kept our recycling bit on the front porch. I remember opening the front door to throw a can out there in the dark and a raccoon being

out there and I scared it when the can like hit the other cans. Just that like hissing horror sound. I put my pants. What night I had I was walking apple and a raccoon her size and my dog is like 25 pounds. 25 pounds of stupid meat. Dr. Stupid. This raccoon is just walking across the street like 100 feet in front of us, and she's like, oh, I'm gonna get it. And I'm like, no, you're not.

That raccoon has opposable thumbs and we'll fuck you up. Yeah, that raccoon has trying to fight Craig and Craig knocks him out, so we think. With his own hammer, right? With his own hammer. Which is kind of wild. Yeah. Okay.

But we get another quick cut when the manager falls, we cut to a sack of potatoes being dropped. I loved that. Yeah, it was great. Yeah. A lot of like good food puns, if you will. Yeah, for sure. I feel like this is one of those movies that's like, I think it was made for like a hundred and thirty thousand dollars. Sure.

And they're like, yeah, a sneaky beer boy drinking the Meister Brow the aforementioned Mr. Beer. Mr. Beer while watching the make-out sesh. Yeah. He's definitely jerking it right? I don't I guess. He starts shaking. Like what else would that be? I don't know. Just when he's just joyful. Listen I get so aroused that I get the giggles sometimes I start popping around. But you have to cover your mouth because you don't you you you the the you the you the the the the the the the the they they they they they they. they. they. they. they. they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I they. I'm to to to to they. I'm to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be. I'm to to to to to to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. I'm. I'm bopping around. But you have to cover your mouth because you don't want them to know. But I thought that Craig was going to see them making out and then kill the other plaid guy because he couldn't tell them a part either, which I thought would have been a good plot twist. But I didn't even make out with her.

It doesn't matter he kills the other, the that that Ted Ramey has? A fine question. I guess I mean really the answer is the other, the bad guy. Yeah, yeah. Who is, it's a twist. It's a shy of mullin twist that happens in this. It's a twist that when it happens you go, huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Hmm. But yeah, this is where we see produce Joe get it. At least he never found out that he lost his job. Because at one point someone just like leans back into the hallway and is like, hey Joe, lost your job. And he's like, boom, da, boom, da, boom, da, boom, da, boom, da, boom, da, boom, boom, da, boom, bp. Coolo. Coolo! There's some pricing guns and I was like, oh man, I haven't used a pricing gun in like 25 years.

Fuck yeah, I was watching this movie with Rob and I was like, you ever used a pricing gun? He said now and I was like, it's the most fun thing in the world. Especially if you can get a rhythm going and you're like, tatt, ta-tat, ta, ta, ta, ta, yeah, it's really really nice, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's really really really really... Yeah, it's really really really really really really really. Yeah, it's really really really really really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really really really. Yeah, it's really really. Yeah, it's really really really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, yeah. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really. Yeah, it's really really really really really really really. It's really really really really really. It's really really really. It's really really nice. It's really nice. It's really nice. It's really nice. It's really nice. It's really really nice. It's really to death. Yes. Whoever was Bub. It was Bub that was, no, it was Dave. No, Dave comes out later. Dave's the last serve. Oh, that's right.

Tim? Maybe. Someone gets stabbed to death. Who knows? I think it's... Because Bub gets the cutter from Dave. Yeah. I wrote poor Bub, I feel the saddest for him. I don't know why.

Because he seemed kind of dim. Yeah, really. I'm telling you, he was a Polly Shore, Keanu Reeves and mush. Oh, you might feel sorry for him because in Bub's death scene, he yells, are you guys going to give me a wedgie again? Because I have the foresight not to wear underwear. Yeah, he's pretty funny. I learned that from his uncle, Gorvadol. Bub, sit down. I'm Gorvadol, your uncle. I don't, Alan doesn't know what I sound like, but I have something to tell you.

Never heard Gorvadol speak. That's about times when it went on a meat hook at this point, too. I do like that. I did like seeing generic beer? Yeah, beer, beer. Yeah, do you remember generic food in the supermarket? Vagely, we used to go to like a discount grocery store that sold a lot of that, yeah. I can remember it was like a big thing to just get a can a white can that said beans on it.

Beans, what kind? Fuck you? Beans? What do you want? Eat them in the parking parking parking parking parking parking parking parking parking parking parking parking parking the parking parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the parking the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi? thi? th. too? too? too? too? too? too?, asshole. You fucking hobo. There's also this really great shot of boots with feet still in them, in the bathroom, which I really liked. It said, whoever finds them is like, oh, the old pig's feet in the boots trick again. Again! Yeah, it's Dave, because then he goes up to the aforementioned attic. Yeah,'s Dave, because then he goes up to the aforementioned attic. Yeah, that's right.

What? And Bub gets his head crushed in the trash compactor. It looks so good. It looks so fun. It is. It's so so fun. Sam Ramey finds a hand that's cellophane wrapped. Oh yeah.

I guess Mustash man. Spoiler alert, it's Mustash Man is doing all the murders. Oh yeah. And then he gets meat hooked. Yeah. Just like the aforementioned Mussolini that we were talking about a while ago. That was not on the air. No, it wasn't even in this room.

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attic. I just have the note, cool, monster, why are there so many? I don't know. Someone just steal them. Um, Dave goes, ah, Jennifer, ah, just like that. He's doing the best he can. Yeah. I like what Dave asked for his knife back and the killer throws it to him with the blade open. Yeah, and he's like, hey! What a dick move!

Yeah. Then we see what happens to Dave and his pretty face. Yeah. I'm not making that sound. I love it. It gets band sawed. He gets band sawed. And the effect is so good.

It's just like a crumbling, toothy mess. He splits him right halfway across his head, not long ways, but sideways, which I appreciate. Ear to ear, basically. And then it cuts like a quick cut of that German magazine again with sting, and I need a note to know more about it. Whichever stinging may be. This lobster tank and German magazine having store. You think if you're walking through a store, granted it's dimly lit,

but you step on an eyeball, you're not going to look down and see what you just stepped on? Anytime you step on anything, you should probably look and see what you just stepped on. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jennifer does not. Jennifer makes choices, and I don plaid, one of the plaid guys' bottom halves, just hang in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We see Sam Ramey being used as a doorstop, which I like quite a bit. And it's just like, yeah, Jennifer's just not terribly observant. No. No. No. She finds the decapitated Ted Ramey at this point as well? Yeah, she finds the other guy, the plaid guy. Yeah, who's not the makeup. His top half of his body. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he's holding a sign that says half off. Yeah, very funny. Yeah, I lulled. And then Ted Ramey's head falls down the slide. Yeah. But also, I want to write that slide. store and they had one of those for like bringing in boxes of books and I was like how do I how do I get down that how do I do this with them someone noticing I get to the top yeah I would have you should have yeah we'll go back there and do it we'll get them to

reopen borders to rebuild the borders to rebuild the borders Can we talk about how Jennifer's running in this scene? When we're seeing Jennifer, like, it's the camera's on one end of the aisles and she's on the other end of the aisle and we see her passing by each aisle. And she's running like, like a Marionette beginner class. You can tell that she would get to the end of one aisle and they'd be like, hulled. Yeah. They'd move the cabaret into the next aisle and go and go, and go, and go, and go, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, tho, tho, the, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, they, they, they, they, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi, thi, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they's, they's, they, they, they, they. And, the end of one aisle and they'd be like, hold, and they'd move the caber to the next aisle and go, Jennifer running, and then she would, but you would see her do take that initial slow step and then go. Yeah, it was, it looked terrible.

I loved it. It looked like Jennifer had never run in her life. Yeah. Yeah. the mustache man is the murderer? I mean essentially like Craig shows up again and I asked for the aforementioned Redemption arc. Yeah. He smashed me with a hammer and knocked me out. Yeah, and then he like gets hooked in the throat and thrown into a shopping card I think right? Or is that something? Well, she hooks him because she's got a meat hook because she's carrying around and she hits him in the trot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, that something? Well, she hooks him because she's got a meat hook because she's carrying around and she hits him in the trot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. Um, yeah. But then, yeah, then mustache man shows up again. Yeah. And I thought, wow, he's really obviously being the killer. And then he leaves without killing her and I thought, oh, oh, he's just a bad actor. No. He walked up. Am I the the the killer. Am I the killer. He the killer. He the the killer. He the the the he. He he. He he. He he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's he. He's th. He's th. He's he. Yeah. He's he. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's he. Yeah. Yeah. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's he. He's he. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He's t. He walked up, am I the killer? Oh fuck I am, shit! Ah, can you still get those giant pounds, giant bags of popcorn that they had in this

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Oh, pickets charge. Card! Get it from MasterCard. That's an ad that's in that magazine. Manassas! Da da da da. Dada. Oh, man. So, yeah, there's like a cat and mouse game now between Jennifer and mustache man. Yeah, she spits on him and he licks it off. Yeah, she's just disgusting.

She hans him with what I think is a 40? It's either a 40 or a champagne bottle, I was not sure. Gotcha. Which I had the note, she boops him with the bottle. She has boop him. And he's like, I'm just crazy about the store. Because he's the killer because question mark. Because he loves the store wants to keep it open.

But yet he's going to to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to kill to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep, wants to keep it open, but yet he's going to kill everybody and blame it on Craig. All those people would have kept working there if he had just managed to, if he had just killed Danny. Listen, when you find out that you've lost a job, much like when you lose a Jennifer, you go bat shit. I don't think so for him, because if he had just killed Danny, I think it would have been okay. Yeah, I blamed Craig for sure. Yeah. And everyone believed it. He didn't have to kill everyone. Maybe Jennifer too. Just to like keep the stories right. Yeah.

Yeah, all right. It's a lot of nose blood she's got there. Yeah, her nose will not stop bleeding. Yeah, that doesn't make sense. It becomes sort of supernatural, like when Buffy the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the vampire, the the the thufury, thufury, thufury, thufury thufixen, thiufet bupiu thiu to be to be supernatural, to bea, to bea, to bea, to bea, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be supernatural, to be supernatural, to be supernatural, to be supernatural, to be supernatural, to be supernatural, to be supernatural, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to beaultermaulierananantthau tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, tooom, they do that on the TV show? Not that I remember. Bummer. Yeah. It's her secret weapon. Uh, do you like when the bread delivery guy got killed? Yeah, he shows up and is immediately killed. Oh, no bread guy. Thonk. I also have that he was booped on the head. He does get booped on the head. When mustache guy is holding up manager guy's head and pretending to be him, it's very funny. It is very funny, because we saw that guy in the attic earlier and it's like, how did you get up there? Take his head off, come back downstairs.

He is then eating a sandwich and swinging the severed head, which is a call back to a story that he tells earlier in the movie? You're so dumb. And so Craig comes running in, and he's like, he's killed Linda. And it's like, how do you know her Linda's name? You've never met Linda before. And, uh, starts getting bludgeoned with the head. I'm gonna do a fierce argument with Rob about whether or not it would kill you to get bludgeoned with a severed

head. Oh, yeah, skulls are super hard. They're super hard, but I mean, it's skull to skull, first of all. Yeah. And it's not that heavy. But if you're swinging that, I mean, do you think you could kill somebody with a football helmet? Yeah. You probably kill someone with this ever dead? Well, why don't you marry Rob if you love him so much? Uh, he's already took him. Yeah. You don't want to read the Civil War magazines about your pooping? It's not like I'm a gem.

I have magazines about walking around the English countryside that I read well and pooping. You had the same issue of like the Atlantic in there for two years. It's always bumming me out because it was like, what are we going to do to stop COVID? And it was from like March 2020, like no. Every time I pooped in there, I got th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thoom thoom tho thi to to tho tho tho tho tho tho thoomu thoomu tho thee thee thee thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. I thi th. I th. I thi thi th. I thi thi to to thi to to thi thi thi thi thi to thi to thi to thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thoooooooooooooooooooooooo tho th I pooped in there I got mad. Who doesn't just look at their phone? I don't know. I like to hold paper in my hands. It's a tactile feel. Yeah. So she gets outside and mustache man follows her outside. He gets underneath a car and he drags her bodily all the way out of the car. Yeah. And then she stabs him and says, suck on this?

Yeah. Then the knife flies out of his body and into a box. And then she calls the cops. And then she calls the cops. From a pay phone. Pay phone. And then she attacks him while she's on the phone. That jump scare got me. Yeah. I I I I I I I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tha. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's the. He's the. He's the. He's thea. He's thea. He's theea. He's thea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That jumpscare got me. Yeah, I didn't expect it.

It's good. It's good. And then Craig to the rescue. He knocks the phone booth over with her in it. Yeah. Which is like a nightmare I used to have when I was a kid about being in a porta potty and having someone push it over from behind so the door would be pressed to the ground and they would just be like shit sloshing all over you. I dreamed it all the time when I was little. And a homicidal maniac. Yeah.

I was just like a really mean bully. And then Craig meat cleavers the man almost to death. Craig to the rescue. Not even really unconscious though. And then Bruce Campbell and the other cop show up. Oh my God. And the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiou- thoes thoes thoom- thoom- thoom- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho-s tho-s th. th. I th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho the to to to to to to to to toe toe toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea toeeeeeeeeea toea toe. toe to to to Campbell and the other cop show up. Oh my god. And the thing that we always say should happen happens in this movie. Yes, it's exactly what happens, which is how are you going to explain this?

Yeah. And he's on parole. Yeah, he's going down for this one. Yeah. And the manager's screaming, they did it, they killed everybody. And then laughing. Yeah, they're doing a lot lot a lot a lot the police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police police. then laughing. Yeah. They're doing a lot of police brutality against a pretty white girl, which I feel like you don't see very often. It's a new move. And also like, they haven't seen any bodies yet, the cops. And so they're just like muscling them around and arresting them. And it's like, what were they being arrested for before the guy even and saw the bodies? And then Bill Campbell, her Bruce Campbell comes outside, I guess. There's all sorts. the the the their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. T th. T th is th is th is all th is all th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And thi, thi, th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, they the. And, they they they're they they're also, they're they they're also, they're they're also, they they're also, they're the. And So many bodies. Yep. I'm very handsome. He is very handsome. He is very handsome. Can I read you my last note? Yes please. All right. Katie. Alan. Tell me all your thoughts on an intruder. It was a really fun way to spend an hour and a half. Yeah. It's pretty shitty.

The gore is great. It's funny. It's an enjoyable watch. I feel like this is the kind of thing I used to get really mad about. And I feel like the show is less flavorful since I don't get really mad about these things anymore. I blame that on seeing so many of them and also Symbalta. But yeah, this is fun. It's really stupid.

Yeah. Yeah. Seven. Oh, seven. Yeah. Yeah. Not enough Renee Estevez. Not enough, Bruce Campbell. Sure, sure.

Not enough Renee Esteve, a sentence never before or since 100. Six. Six. Downgraded. I honestly... Should I keep going? Should I keep going? I honestly can't believe that this is sort of a forgotten classic. You'd never seen it.

I never seen it nor heard of it until Cullen mentioned it. Yeah, thanks, Colin. And it seems like it slides right in there with my bloody Valentine with prom night with your traditional Canadian slashers. Traditional 80s Canadian slashers. I mean it's if you were in a movie marathon and this one showed up in the middle of a slash a thon would fit in perfectly. It really would. It's got those chopping mall vibes too which you know how much I love chopping yeah except that one has way more titties. Yeah yeah well you got Babs cramps what you're gonna do?

Yeah tits all day. She's gonna flash it as much as you can. Yeah, God bless her. What do you give in this movie? I'm gonna give it a seven. I thought to give it a seven and you were like, oh I was like fine six and you were like, thin. I just want I just g to give th to give th th th th th th th th to give th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to give to give th. I to give thu. I that that that that thigh th. I th. I th. I've the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. F F F F F F F F F F F Fla. I'm th. I'm f. I'm fash th. I'm flashing. I've tou-a-a' fash. F. F. tap-a'a'a'a'flaught tap-flaught tap. Flashing. Flashing. Flashing. Flastap-I's flashing fash it's a seven. I just wanted to have the higher score than you. No, that's fine, you always beat me. Yeah, I just want to, I just want to make this a competition, but twix the two of us. I'm certain you've given higher ratings if you were to aggregate them all than I have. Uh, Emily? Emily has a job, okay. Katie, we have a very special announcement for the fans. Would you like to tell them about that very special announcement?

Sure. Go! Okay, so like I said, we weren't going to do ads. This isn't an ad. This is us talking about something cool that our friends are doing. Yes. And we have talked to you, which is a extremely cool, inclusive, LGBTQ friendly wrestling promotion that our friends have started here in Pittsburgh.

And they are doing a live show on April 9th at Mr. Small's theater. Tickets started $25 and are available at Enjoy-Hyphirestling. Again, it's enjoy-hiphan wrestling. But, even if you're not in Pittsburgh, do you think that you could enjoy, enjoy wrestling? I mean with a name like Enjoy Wrestling, I feel like they want you to enjoy wrestling. I mean, I feel like that's the vibe. Right.

So how do you think you could enjoy it? Well, Katie, these shows are going to be showing up on, 9th and this will be on their YouTube channel. Yeah it will be coming out in episodes. And that will be on I believe around the 25th of April, 21st of April, something like that. Hold on, please wait, I'm gonna look it up. I didn't grab that information, but I'm going now. Do, doo-doo-doo- D. Oh, shit, Bangaboys? Uh, so that's going to be airing from April 21st to May 5th. They break it out into episodes. Yeah, so you go to their YouTube channel, if you just Google, enjoy wrestling, you'll get right there. So you can see big matches such as M.V. Young versus J.D. Drake. M. Young is my neighbor. Also Tom Savinii's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's th's th's th's th's th's th's tho' th's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's neighbor's th's thi's neighbor's th. th. thi' thi' thi' thiom' thiom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho thoososos thoos thoos thoos thoos thoos tho tho tho thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos. So th. Young versus J.D. Drake, M.V. Young is my neighbor.

Also Tom Savini's neighbor. We're all fucking neighbors here in Pittsburgh. Lee Moriarty and Speedball Mike Bailey. And Lee Moriarty is a fucking delight to watch Russell. Yes. Really, really talented guy. And Edith Surreal will probably fall or jump off of something really tall, so I'm very excited for that. And you've been to enjoy before, right?

I have. I went to their first live show and it was literally the most fun I'd had in two years. Oh, that's amazing. I saw so many friends there. Yeah, I saw so of friends there. So if you want to see these podcast famous people, plus if you want to enjoy wrestling. And you fucking should. It's really fun and they're not doing any of the like homophobic shit that other wrestling promotions have relied on for so long. Yeah, I mean, why wouldn't you want to be like a party to an inclusive event like this that is just fun? a good time and Fred's involved in it. Yeah, Fred might get chok-slapped again. That was really fun. Yeah, our friend Fred is part of it as well.

I mean Frank DeVille? Did you know that was his name? Of course I did. So yes, go check that out. Yes. That was not an ad. That is just a celebration. Yeah. Friendship. Speaking of friendship, can I give you a message from a patron? Please do. I think you'll enjoy. This patron says you would call me Craig. Hi, Craig.

Are you the killer from intruder? No, you're not. You get framed for the crime. But also you're a bad guy anyway. But you're not, you're what you hate Jennifer in the the the the the the the the the the thjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Jennifer in, you hate, you hate, you hate, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you get framed for the crime. But also you're a bad guy anyway. You hit Jennifer in the face earlier. Yeah, you, I mean really. Craig? Craig says, I really, really, really want you to do it's alive.

I posted on your Facebook page. Thanks for the... as if that's like, I posted on your Facebook page. It's now a binding contract. I posted it on your Facebook page. It's now a binding contract. I posted it in blood. Before the Lord and Mark Zuckerberg. Thanks for hours and hours of entertainment. You two always make me laugh. And I look forward to a new show every week.

Craig. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you not done, Craig? Oh, Craig. You're welcome, and I love you. Go on. Craig wonders if we have thoughts if we' to. to. to. to. to. to. the to. to. the to. the to. to. the to. the to. the the to. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. I, th. I, th. I, thi. toe. I'm, th. I've, th. th. th. their, their, their. I'm, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toea. toea. to. to. to. to. to. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe........ You're welcome and I love you. Go on. Craig wonders if we have thoughts on Dr. Oz and being Pennsylvanians, do we see his ads or is that just a Harrisburg thing? I have seen, I think, two Dr. Oz ads. I've seen none. I've seen them on YouTube, which is weird because I mostly get Josh Shapiro. You know Josh Shapiro. Yeah, got it. Oh, he's so hot. I'm definitely. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm definitely. I'm definitely. I'm definitely. I'm definitely. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th Yeah, got it. Oh, oh, he's so hot. I'm definitely going to vote for him for governor. Anyway, yeah. Okay, first of all, Dr. Oz, not from Pennsylvania. Right. Second of all, fucking quack snake oil salesman. Third, I can't figure out his fracking thing. He's like, ban fracking, but also frack with freedom. It's like I don't. Is it, fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, the fucking, th. Is th. Is th. Is it, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, to. I, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I, I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I'm. to. I'm. I'm. to. to. I'm. to. I'm. I'm. I'm frack with freedom. It's like I don't. Is it where are you on this fracking thing? It's almost like this man who's just

jumping into politics has no real platform. It's almost like he's not qualified for the job. It's almost like fuck Dr. Oz. And kind of fuck Oprah for bringing him to us. Yeah, I mean she unleashed him on the world. She unleashed Dr. Phil on the world. Yeah, it to to to to to to to to to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, I tho, I thrack thrack thrack thrack thrack, like, like, like, I thrack, I thrack, I thrack, I thrack, where thrack, where thrack, where th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th fra, thra. thrack thrack thr thr thr thr thr thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thr. thra. thra. thra. thra, she unleashed him on the world. She unleashed Dr. Phil on the world, too, who has done a lot of harm to a lot of people. Anyway, keep up the great work. You guys rock hard. We do! Thank you, Craig, and thank you for being a patron.

What are your thoughts on It's Alive? to the list? Let's, I'm, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. tho. thr. thr. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. too, to. to. to Yeah, but I think it's about a baby. I used to watch the it's a live show every Saturday night. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. It's different though. It's not that. I'll put it on the list. We'll do it. Shannon Norman's not in it. No. Great Pittsburgh comedian. Katie, speaking of great Pittsburgh Canadians. I said comedian. I said comedian. I said comedian. I said, cemn, the thi. I, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's, it's th, it's th. It's, it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's different, it's th. It's th. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. It's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's, it's. It's, it's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's different. It's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's different, it's th. It's What? That's not a segue. It was terrible. Wait, so were you doing Canadian like Neff Campbell? Is that your job? Yes. Yes, there we go. And Pittsburgh? But I said comedian. And Pittsburgh? There's no connection to wrestling though? We're doing five cream. Yeah, I'm so disappointed isn't called five cream. It's just like, please. I would have accepted screfime.

Yes, I also would have accepted screfime because that makes even less sense. And also five cream is disgusting and every time I say it, I'm disgusted by myself. It does sound like a weird off-brand mayonnaise. See, I hear you, but I was thinking it's more like a terrible porn. Oh no! Five cream. I was immediately thinking like, it's five cream. You could use it on your feet, your face, your hands and your ass.

Oh, I love it. Feet your face, your hands and your ass. Yep. Oh, the's what I was kidding. Oh, okay. One cheek and the other cheek, and then put some turkey and bacon in the middle and make yourself a turkey club. What are we talking about? They call them your buns. Help!

Their wrestling connection is that the Arquette boy wrestles. Oh, that's right. The arque man. So come back for scream, I guess they tried calling it and then scream five? I think it's just scream. I mean, that's part of the movie, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, fuck. Yeah. I got a lot of thoughts on this movie.

Well, tell me them as soon as we hit stop on this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one this one the next one. Okay. Five cream. Thanks for oh you can find a t-shirts on T-Public, find us on the social media. Be a patron if you want to. That's where of ambulance, something slash, no it's Patron slash, no, that was right. Let them figure it out. See, what I've said? Not a brain genius. This is just too smart to be stupid. Remember how I got a genius on the New York Times spelling me, and I was really proud, and you were like, oh, I get that every day. So go fuck yourself. So go fuck yourself. And also, thank you for listening to another visit of Weroy Ambulance. Bye-bye. Going up to fuck myself FIVE cream Sorry, say it again I'm gonna

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