Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 374- Scream [5?] (2022)

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

First of all, apologies because I genuinely can't figure out if the number 5 is included in the film's title. Also, "5cream" or nothing, c'mon guys. Anyway! That's the movie we're talking about, and special topics for your consideration include: having actual feelings about celeb's marriages, a lil bit of Hollywood nepotism, drawing a strong parallel between this film and the other fine film "No Holds Barred," very strong opinions on pizza, and just a modest proposal to all those who make horror movies.  We've now watched nearly every film in this franchise, and we actually watched the first one first! The original is Episode 44, then we've got "Scre4m" in Episode 228 and "Scr3am" in Episode 278. And just for fun, please enjoy our other works of David Arquette: Episode 93- "Ravenous" and Episode 241- "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." Do you want to see a truly exceptional indie wrestling event? Last night was the "Renegade" show put on by our friends at Enjoy Wrestling (www.enjoy-wrestling.com.) I personally missed it live and am sad because it looked like a killer time, but am absolutely going to watch it weekly on the their YouTube channel (in the linktree above) between April 21 and May 5. It's the next best thing!  Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie (or almost at least usually an action movie) in our monthly bonus episodes Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

I am very glad that David Arquette and Courtney Cox can work together. Yes. I was awash with feelings. There is a scene in this that I'm just like, that must have been really fucking hard for the two of you to two. Yeah. It's really, like, reconciling the breakup of their marriage. Yes, it's really sad. It's really sad. That's really nice somehow. That must really nice somehow. That's really nice. That. That's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that th th th that, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that that that that that that, that, that, that, that, th th th that, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thi to two. Yeah. They're like reconciling the breakup of their marriage. Yes, it's really sad. It's really sad. It's really sad. Really nice somehow. Yeah. Because they stayed good friends I think. Oh, that's good. I think they've been buds. Yeah. She seems like a delight. She was on an episode of the Hot One Show on the Hot to watch. She was on an episode of the hot one show that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to that to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be too. too. to the to the too. the to too. the to too. to to to too. to to to to to to too. to to to to to to to to watch that, I should watch it. Yeah, just watch famous people in hotwigs. But is it, are they talking with their mouths toll? Sometimes, but not often.

Okay. And you really, we can't complain about that because we've jumped nuts to these people. Oh yeah. I'm really happy. Nev Campbell is like my middle-aged icon. I just want to be Nev Campbell and I can't be. Yeah, because I'm not Canadian. I wasn't on party of five, and I'm not in five cream.

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I'm a monster. It's terrible. You know what's not terrible? Jenna Ortega, I like her a lot. She's Tara. Yes, this is the first thing I've seen her in. No, she was in the babysitter too, too, to, to, to,. Come with it now. Duh. Dada. Da. Da. Da. Dada. Okay. She is the voice of Isabel on the Disney animated show Elena of Avalor. Oh, of course. I just think she's great. I think she's a lot of fun to watch. Yes, she's a lot of funni. Yes, she's a thinic. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's a little sass mouth. I called her very pernickety. Yeah, she's pernickety.

She does say things like the Baba Duke is an amazing meditation on motherhood and grief, which... True. I guess, but don't say it out loud. I like schlock these days, I guess. I've never ever liked the term elevated horror. I've never heard that before. Oh yeah, it's a thing like it yeah, yeah, yeah. All the movies that they mentioned got called that and it's just like they're just horror movies. Yeah, hereditary. Yeah. And it follows. Yeah. I remember not getting it.

I think I didn't get it and still really loved it. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think of that movie fondly as just a very good, weird slasher movie of a sort supernatural slasher. I gotta watch that one again. Yeah. I only saw it that one time when we did it. Yeah. I feel like I was in a bad mood.

Might have been. Might have been. Pre Zimbalta. Yes, that's Simbalta. Did you think that the person who was calling her sounded like Alan Alda? That did not occur to me, no, I don't think I know what Alanalda sounds like. Well, you didn't grow up watching Mash every night. I've never seen an episode of Mash in my life. Well, we're about to change that. We're about to change that.

Where we're to. As if I could. You're sitting in front of a computer right now. You could just open... Two screens! Right, that one that just has the close enough Lucio image on it could be playing mash right now. Manna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-no. No, I don't know it. The lyrics of the match theme song from the movie are suicide is painless, blah, blah, blah, a bunch of other words.

I was like, you were, then the theme song for a TV show. Wow. Where they took the words out. Yeah. Would you like to play a game in a while? Not, I mean, do you really have a game for me? No, I to say not really, and then I realized I actually really wanted to. I need to do, I haven't done a game in a while. We're, well, go ahead.

You know, like some Wu Tang related thing to something else. I feel like we did one recently where I had to guess, it was like maybe around Christmas time, or I had to guess about ghosts, like ghosts, like ghosts? Oh yeah, that's right. That was really fun. That was good. I loved that one. Oh yeah where I made up from Christmas movies. What is your thing? Jingle all the way? I don't know. Ready to jingle. Ready to jingle. Oh boy. It's getting made this year. Yeah. So this movie starts off. Like every one of these fucking movies starts off. Yeah. Yeah. It's a woman at home alone.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I I I I I I I I. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I I I. Yeah. Yeah. I I I I. I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. Yeah. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. Yeah. I'm. I. I'm. I. I'm. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, where. Yeah, where I'm. Yeah, where I'm th. Yeah, where I'm th. Yeah, where I'm th. Yeah, where I'm th. Yeah, where I'm th. Yeah, where I'm. Yeah, where I'm of these fucking movies starts off, with a woman at home alone getting a phone call.

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for me, I just don't care for themes much. I don't know. I just watch, I don't know. I enjoy those movies, but I don't want to think about anything. Is that okay? It's being fun. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like people want to make it like heavy metal, where heavy metal has a thousand subgenres.

Sure. And like, it's all just metal. Yeah. At the end of the day. I wonder if it's sort of the growing pain of like horror going from just in the last three decades. Yeah. Something like very non-mainstream, low-budget, gross, like, perverted kind of... Bee movies, if you will. Fee movies, right? To, like, major blockbusters. Right. And that's a big jump in a short period of time.

Yeah, I mean, probably Jaws being the first one, and then... And I think probably a lot of people didn't consider Jaws a horror movie because it didn't have those elements. Right, right, for sure. And it was all broad daylight and blah, blah, blah, blah. And it's scary as hell. Yeah. Yeah, I think, yeah. Yeah, it is going through that. And we also live in a time where everyone has to have an opinion.

Yeah, I'm one of those people. I do a show about it. I do this all the time where I'm like, oh, people always blast their opinions on the end. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing right now. That's our job. Not our day jobs. Um, so Alan Alda gives Sarah a call. He's asking her trivia questions about the stab franchise, which is the Scream franchise within the Scream movies, which is a little too meta. How long until they just do a stab movie?

I'm actually surprised they haven't. I think they will. This kind of felt like... It's a prequel to Stab. Spoiler alert, they kind of like put a nail in the coffin of Scream. I know. They do that in every movie, but this one felt like, okay, we're doing this. You think they were letting go? I think so. Is it just because, spoiler alert, David our cat dies?

No, I think it's because... Spoiler alert. The final girls are killing off the big bad again. Yeah. Texas Jainsaw Masker, Halloween, this movie, like that is now the new thing. But I feel like that's also like, Jamie Lee Curtis will never do another Halloween movie after the next one comes out. I feel like this movie has reached its logical end with Courtney Cox and Nev Campbell and no Parker Posey for some ungodly reason. Get fucking Parker Posey on the phone. She's never been in one of these movies has she? Oh my God! She was in Scream 3!

Yeah, she plays Gail Weathers in Stab! That's right, oh my God! I love her so much. Yeah, how did I forget? And she's a fucking national treasure in that movie. She is a national treasure in that movie. She's such a good bunko Courtney Cox too, and I mean that in the most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most most to be to be to be to be to mean that in the most loving way. This made me feel a little nervous like, oh, I'm never going to be to leave my kid home alone.

But we were left alone all the time and a murderer never called. Yeah, but no one loved me. No, murderers never did call though, you're right. And I won't have a landline anymore. You guys got rid of the phone that it was attached to. I. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too their their too. tho. too. too. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho tho tho tho their their their their their their thoer to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too. too. their too. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. todaa. toda? I just got rid of the phone that it was attached to. I did like coming in and seeing all of your messages blinking on your answering machine. I know you did because you mentioned it every time. How did I not notice it was gone then? I don't know.

Fuck. It was my, who's in my touch. Terror gets the call. Terror gets the call. The killer's like I'm in Amber's house and I'm gonna kill Amber. Look out, I got the Amber answer these phone calls, answer these quizzes questions or else Amber dies. And Tara's answering them and she's scrolling through the IMDB for stab on her phone. It's like Tori Spelling and Luke Wilson, Heather Graham. It's a bit, that I think is very funny. Then I thought I'm getting a security system.

I think I might. Really? Yeah, why not? I don't know. I would just set it off constantly. Yeah. I'm a big dummy. Not a big dummy. Pretty big dummy. It's not dumb enough. Um. I did like the idea of like being able to lock your front door from your phone just because I'm lazy. Yeah, I, how I'm in bed all the the the the the the the the the front. I don't the front. I don't the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front the front, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't the the the the the the th. I don't the the th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't know th. I don't know, I'm not th. th. th. I'm not th. I'm not th. Yeah, thin, I'm not th. Yeah, I'm not th. Yeah, I able to lock your front door from your phone just because I'm lazy. Yeah, I'm in bed all the time and I'm like, fuck, I don't know if the front door is locked. I gotta go all the way downstairs and then all the way back up the stairs. Do you have a chain on the front door? No, get a chain on the front door. You'll never forget that you put. Why were the subtitles telling me that this was Charlie that she was talking to? Charlie? Yeah, who the fuck is Charlie? Who the fuck is Charlie? I don't know.

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And she gets fucke stabbed right through the hand, which I thought was very nice. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And the killer keeps disarming her locks? Yeah, that was scary. Right, this is why you don't get the security system. But then you just don't have the... Hmm, hacking. Yeah, but that's why you just keep baseball bats all over your house. I field hockey stick. Sure. It's all the same. And machetes and meat cleavers and a bunch of other weapons. I know. Someday I'm worried I'm going to trip and fall onto a machete in this house. You're going to have to explain that to my family.

I tell you about when I was cleaning up the thirteen feet feet feet feet 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 13 the to to the to to the to the their the the to the the the these unwieldy, fucking skis that I have hanging off the bottom of my legs are kick shit all the time. Yeah. So I opened my dad's door, go to walk down in the basement and kick a gun. Oh my god. That is at the top of the steps that goes all the way down the steps. And I just stopped and I was like stopped stopped stopped I was like stopped and I was like stopped and I was like stopped and I was like stopped and I was like th I was like stopped and I was like th I was like th I was like th I was like th and I was like the th thi. But I was like, hey dad, what's up with this gun? I kicked my gun?

Yeah. Yeah, kick the gun, dad. You want to let me know that's there before I go down the steps? Jesus. And then my sister's like, oh yeah, watch out for the towels. There's a handgun in them. I'm like, what the fuck is going is going is going is going. towels. Yeah, so don't get big feet if you can avoid it. Try binding them. Is what Alan saying. So this cuts to then a scene outside like a bowling alley or

something and a song kicks in and I was like, I'm sorry Miss Jackson. I was like, kids are listening to outcast again. No, it's just so old that it's being sampled. The song is so good. Kids, can you do the little guitar riff? Yeah, yeah. Kids! Oh, no, I thought you were going to do with your mouth. That's it. That's it.

That's it. What's that to outcast? Yeah. Just grab stankonia. Oh, stankonia. Oh, stankonia, you're going to find hits on there that you recognize, you're going to get your bombs over Baghdad. You're going to just be impressed by the talent, the sheer talent. Listening to Big Boy and his skill at stringing words

together will blow your fucking mind. Yeah. Kids, listen to Outcast. I think that's the best advice we've ever given actually. For sure. And also look up the, I'm sorry Miss Jackson, I am four eels. Yeah, you love that one. I didn't mean to make your daughter cry. I am just some fish. I'm not a guy. Oh, the internet has given me such joy. Yeah, joy and sorrow, really. So we meet Tara's sister, Samantha. Yes. And her boyfriend, Richie. Yes.

She gets a call from Wes, her sister's friend, who tells her that her sister's been attacked and she needs to come back to her hometown of Woodsboro. And who is Richie the progeny of? Fucking Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan, right? Yeah. He looks like both of them too. Yeah, smashed together one human being. Just mushed into, he's like his mom's little button nose. It's cute. I was like, oh you got charisma from them too. Well done, Richie. Yeah, I really enjoyed his performance.

He's in a movie, or a TV show called The Boys that I enjoy, which is about if superheroes were real, they would just really be bad people. Oh, I like that. Is he a bad guy? No, he's one of the good guys, he was really enjoyable. You know who I really don't like? Tell me. The kid playing Wes, who has that weird face, it's like very long, flat.

Weird face. Yeah, he was just, everything I've seen him in I've disliked him in. You know what, I didn't like that weird face boy. That's mean. But still, I don't like him, so it's okay for me to say. With this growing out bleach blonde hair. Yeah, like he was in this really terrible horror movie about a haunted house, and he was on that show 13 reasons why and I found him insufferable. I just cannot look at his face. That show seemed rough. I never went down that road.

Well, I watched the first season while I was on maternity leave. Oh, unwise. Yeah. I'm feeling pretty depressed already. I just, I find him off pudding. Okay. Every time he opens his mouth, I want to just put my fist right into it. Is that okay that I feel that way about a stranger? Child? I don't think he's a child. Can I tell you that a child that I celebrate in this film? Who? Cuba Gooding Jr.'s son? What? Mason Gooding, who is Chad. He's one of the twins. Oh, I see that now.

I hope he's nicer than his dad, huh? He's in the film Book Smart, which if y'all have not seen, please watch Book Smart. It's a teen romp comedy starring two delightful ladies, and it kind of flips the script on the team romp movie. It's very good. And he's great in it. Hot tip.

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disheveled, older guy gets out of it? Vince, who's been stalking one of the girls? Why am I totally blanking on this? He like, uh, he has tattoos and a leather vest. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, because he's so briefly in the film. But why is he in it and why does he get killed? Because he is somebody's kid. Oh, really?

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He just got some real d'Artagnan vibes. Yeah, strong agree. At this point I wrote, ha ha ha, I just remembered it was Emma Roberts and the last one, which is so funny. Sorry spoilers for Scroform. We haven't done, we never did two. Which I think is a fine slasher. Do we do three?

Squire three, that's Parker Posey. Okay, and Scraform is Kirby. Emma Roberts, who? Uh, the blonde-haired girl. Yeah. Um, who's in a ton of, she was in that like, country and western TV show and, Emma Roberts? Is that Emma Roberts? Julia Roberts niece? I don't, Jesus, is everyone just related to everyone? This movie is too meta. Not Emma Roberts, Hayden Penitier. Oh, Hayden Penitier. Kirby Reed, that's who I was thinking.

Did you know that she was married to, um, the mayor of Keeve's brother? And they have a child together? No. Yeah. But they're both boxers, not her, he and his brother. About Vladimir Klichko, doesn't matter. Wait, Hayden Pantier was? Yeah. Wow. They were like a little and large scenario. She's real tiny. He's giant. We refer to that as a little enlarged. Can we not? As someone who's a solid 12 inches taller than his partner I'm in. Yeah, I'll call you guys a little enlarge, it's fine. So these teens are hanging out and like lose little corner bar. Why the fuck are they allowed in there? Oh, because they're 25. Yes. If they're playing pool, yeah, three

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I mean, I have been in a horror movie short. You have been, you're an actor. My voice is in a horror movie short. Well, why aren't we asked to do these things? Why isn't Halloween chills getting in touch and being like, hey, Katie and Alan, maybe you guys would like to to talk shit on something in this movie? Maybe you guys would like like to like like like like like like to like to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to the to to to to to the to say to say to to say the to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to saytalk shit on something in this movie. Maybe you guys would like to be like weird parodies of the thing you do for a living? Um, screaming about horror movies? Yeah. Yeah, maybe you would like to be shrill about it.

We'll do it. I mean, yeah, if they're gonna pay us, I'll do anything. I wouldn't even do it for free. Yeah, I'd do it for the creed, frankly. Yeah. So if you're a horror movie, get in touch. Horror movies, if you're out there. Speak to our agent, it's Alan. He checks the email. The remake of whatever having to baby Jane, let's do this. Oh my God, I would love, love to play that part. Whoa. I'm not like, I don't get to be baby Jane. Were I casting?

Listen, were I an actor? That would be the part of the lifetime for me. Oh, man. So, oh, Sam realizes that all the cops are here at the sheriff's house and none of the cops are at the hospital with her sister. Right. So they have to speed to the house, to the hospital, which is very, very very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, they have to speed to the hospital, which is very, very, very far away. It's like been hours. It goes from day, like pre-dusk to full dark. Yeah. How far away is that sheriff's house from the hospital?

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She's using it to drag herself across the floor. Madam, no. I know kids heal faster and everything, but no. But no, no, I know, their kids are, and people are not, yeah. They're like, Tara, how'd you get locked in here? They closed it down 25 minutes ago. I really want to rip an IV out of myself at some point. I feel like that would be really rewarding to do that. That's a wild thing to say. Said it. I'll give you one, if you want to pull it out. I said it and thousand of people are about to hear it. I the their it. I their it. I the the th. I thi. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I the thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeeeea. thea. thea. thea. theea. thea. thi. thi. thi. thi. people are about to hear it. There is one cop that did not go to the sheriff's house.

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Yeah. And he walks back and doesn't immediately shoot them in the head. Yeah, I know. Dewis. Dewis. Deweis. Also, in all the talk of all the trauma of everyone in this movie, no one ever mentions that his sister was murdered by Ghost Face the first time around. Rose McGowan, you have seized to exist. You know, I was really, I understand that they had to kill him to give this stakes.

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No, I mean like the, how many, I don't know what he passed away. He wrote the first, what, six of them? So the first three and then the real first three? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then all the new ones, but the new ones are the ones people like, no, I don't know what people like the original three and that's it? No I think people people like the more recent ones as well but not to the same degree that they like the original three. Okay. Yeah but it's just like it's a weird thing to like jump into that universe and like have to work

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It's like, hey, there's a knife over there. Hey, the knife. Hey, the knife's over there. Hey, there's a knife. Hey, my daughter of murder. And then she stabs Ritchie, oh I don't know, 67,000 times. Yeah. And then she wipes the blood off the knife, like that's an inherited trait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thi thi thi thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the they they they they they. they. they. they. they. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. theeeeeeeea. theeea. thea. theea. they. they. they off the knife, like that's an inherited trait. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you know, there's always a serial killer thing. Is it nature versus nurture?

It's getting hit in the head when you're a kid. A lot of serial killers suffered head trauma when they were children. Richard Ramirez got hit with a wooden swing right in the back of the dome. And we'll look at him now. Oh, he's been dead for years. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what happens. The end. Yeah, for Wes. There's like some Sydney flipping over some stairs with the coast face and it's all just basically a recreation of the end, the climactic scene from the first movie in the same set. But we've done this before, we did it in four, we like, we just did it. We just did it. Never fuck with the dart over serial killers.

I really think this is meant to like, replace that? Yeah. Because they kept bringing up the requl, which is a term I'd also never heard before. And I hope never to hear again to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear to hear again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again again. Yeah, I did not like. Yeah. Um... It was just all of their conversations about like... Well, fans are torn on what the terminology is, and it's like, do people really talk like this? I don't get into like... I think the internet does. I don't think people do, but I think the internet does.

Just as a zeitge didn't notice that. I did see the Mindy survive. Yeah. Wow, after getting stabbed in the dick, huh? Or thigh. I mean, maybe his dick hit his thigh and that's where they hit him, but I don't know. You're thinking of a jackass where they staple. Uh, then, uh, the end, right? For West, the most meta thing you could ever have imagined.

And Tara, uh, shoots, uh, Amber and says, I still prefer Babaduke. And I was like, yeah, hard agree. I'd rather watch Baba Duke than these movies. Yeah. But it's not Baba Duke versus these movies. It's like, Baba Duke versus a slasher. And it's like, why do we have to to, to, to be a verses? We don't need to do a march madness of horror movies. Yeah. Although, no, we did a march madness of witches that you did that one time. That was great.

I like that. And then, uh, it says the end for the end for Wes. Why they make it for that the that kid. What do you think of this movie, Alan? Strong four. Strong four for this movie. Yeah. I'm gonna give it a three and a half because I like to let you win. Thank you. I did know it was a competition but I appreciate it. Yeah. Honestly, fuck it. Like why did you make this? I guess it was to pull fans back in after they lost them in four? But then they made a movie about pulling fans back in after they lost them in stab eight. Yeah. It's just, it's too clever and not clever enough by half, you know? Are they going to start doing stab movies? I would like to watch those. I would like to watch those. I imagine they'll be like scary movie, which I've never seen. I would like to watch those. I would like to watch those. It'll be like a thing that I've never seen. So I could watch this. I would watch the scary movie if we ever want to do one. Aren't the Wayans in those? Yeah, if I remember they are wildly homophobic. Oh, fuck that. I don't know. Yeah. You know what

this movie could have used more of? What? Wrestling? I think everyone could use more wrestling, don't you? I do, I do. I think everyone should do more wrestling. Is there a way people can watch wrestling in the comfort of their own home? There's a lot of ways that people can watch wrestling in the comfort of their own home, but what if they want to watch like really fun, really nice, not shitty wrestling? And Pittsburgh-based. They could they could watch enjoy wrestling, who I guess at this point their live show has already taken place so you will not be able to attend, but you can watch it on episodes on their YouTube channel, Enjoy Wrestling. This is their Renegade is the name of this series that they're doing that will be airing

on their YouTube channel April 21st through May 5th. And you can watch J.D Drake versus My Neighbor and Yours, but mostly mine. that. But, but, but, but, but th. But, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, but th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi th, they can thi tho, tho, but they can can can can can can can can the, but the, but the, but the, but th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But th. But, but th. But, but th, but th, but they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can they can th. And you can watch J.D. Drake versus my neighbor and yours, but mostly mine, M.V. Young for the Enjoy Wrestling Championship. Lee Moriarty versus Speedball Mike Bailey, and E. the Surreal versus Zicky Dice. And I promise you not one of those matches will disappoint you. It hasn't happened yet. I can still fucking make that promise. Because all of those wrestlers are so fun to watch. Yeah, it'll be a good time. Yeah. If you go to enjoy dash wrestling.com, that's enjoy dash wrestling. that com, you can go to other social media's, you'll find a link to their YouTube. There's a link tree. You know how we love a link tree. I only found out what a link tree was when you made us one. Yeah, I liked it. So go check it out. And there are

friends. Yeah, yeah. And we should be, I believe we sponsored one of the matches as well. Yeah, you may see our name in there. Which is very exciting. Very exciting. I'm practically halk Hogan. You practically are. Can you do the thing? What's the thing? You don't want to rip that shirt. That's a good shirt. It is my weird Halloween shirt where it says things like, get together with your scream team and scream.

I like the fucking creep. Consume peas and milk. What? What? Did you get that from T public? . What? What? Did you get that from T-Public? Uh, threadless. This was a threadless fine someone sent me a link for and we're like, I think you would like this, and I was like, I'm sorry, I've already ordered that. What are you talking about? Sorry, here's my credit card.

Uh, Katie? Can I'm going to be real clear? I don't like when people give me advice. I don't like. So, this Patron is Joe Tice. Hi, Joe Tice. To be fair, I'm gonna be real clear. I don't like when people give me advice. Hi, Alan and Katie. Patron here, who started listening after reading the Evil Dead episode right up on the AV Club. Not a very kind to us, right up.

Thank you for giving us a shot from it. Thank you for giving us a shot and glad to have you here. Still jazz that we got her right up in the AV Club. I mean it's the most famous I've ever been. I've gone back and listened to all the episodes and can't hardly wait in Hellhouse LLC saga have been my favorite. Wonderful. Choice. Choice. After listening to the phenomena episode, I wanted to let Katie know she can definitely go out and buy those checkered vans. Oh, thanks. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, I the their, I', I' their, I' th, I'm th, I'm their, I'm th. I'm, I've th, I've th. I've their, I've their, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've, I've their, I've their, I've their, I've their, I've their, I' their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I the the their, I' their, I' th. I' th. I've th. tho, I've tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. thoooo. thoo. thoooooo. I've th. I've thoo. I've thothose checkered vans. Oh, thank you. I will take that advice because it's like what I wanted to hear. I'm Alan's age, I'm so sorry. Or your knees. Not good. And bought my first pair last year and got nothing of compliments on them. Okay. Thank you for the amazing show and thank you for Kanyan. Yes. Listen, Joe, I know I can't ask you a question

and have your response here, but maybe you can get in touch. Is it weird if Alan and I are wearing the same shoes? Let me know. As Alan, I will say definitely not. But we're too, we're too close to the issue. Joe, thank you so much for that you're here. I'm glad that the AV Club thing didn't. What was, oh, what was it? It was like, is the evil dead still worth it?

It's like, dude. It's like, that's not where we're, anyway. Anyway, thank you so much for the, yes, it was a great exposure for us. And thanks, you know what? Thank you. for being here. And thanks to the guy who wrote that because I know he's a fan of the show. He's written to us a couple times. Like, yeah, I've definitely interacted with him. Yeah. Thank you. So go get those check in advance. Sorry we're so mean to you. Sorry we're so mean to everyone. It's kind of, it's like, by the second episode. It dewy dead on the floor. Oh God, I won't. So sad.

Katie asked me a question. What do we do next week? We're gonna do a Toby whoop, whoop, whoop, boo-boob. Toby, Hoop or boobie that neither of us have ever seen. What's it called? It's called Eaton Live. What's it about? I don't know. I am a crazy veterans Backwoods Hotel comes to comes complete with a hungry hungry crocodile. Fuck yes. All right I'm on board 1976. I am really in for that. That's so I thought it was going to be zombies and I was like, fine. But now a crocodile I'm incredibly psyched. You know how much I love frogs. You know how much I hated crawl. I'm here for reptiles. I'm here for reptiles. So you're hoping in 1976. There is a chance of Sam Elliot sidepipe in this movie.

Our frogs amphibians are reptiles. I'm thinking they're amphibians. They're amphibians. I've got it. I've fucked it all all up. It's fine. They're all scaly and slimy and gross. Yeah. Yeah. I don't f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f f. I their their their they're all their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they. I they. I their- their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thiiiii. I thi. I thi. I' thi. I' thi. I' thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiau-s. I thi. I thi. I thi. I don't want none of them touching me or and or eating me alive. Oh, you wouldn't pick up a frog. Oh, I've picked up a ton of frogs in my life. I just don't want to. Been forced to pick up frogs. It's my job when I was a child picking frogs from the bogs. So I want to thank everyone who's listening. day job. Find us on the internet. We're almost an hour and 10 minutes into this. Oh god, Patreon.com back slash oral ambulance. You can do it if you want, but you don't have

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