Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 377- It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

In true Werewolf Ambulance fashion, we're skipping the sequel entirely and hurtling towards the conclusion of the "It's Alive" franchise with the third film, "Island of the Alive." Special topics for your consideration include: subpar movie punks, parenting choices one ought not to make, beefcake cops, whatever movie Michael Moriarty thinks he is in, a boat filled with bodies crashing into a marina and the kindness of the Cuban people. We covered "It's Alive" last week in Episode 376. You may also like the Larry Cohen film "The Stuff," featured in Episode 180. Apparently he also made a movie called "God Made Me Do It" about a half-man/half-alien cult leader so I guess I know what I'm watching tonight! Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie (or almost at least usually an action movie) in our monthly bonus episodes Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Alan. I have never felt more on drugs than I have while watching this movie. What about being on actual drugs? Nope. Can I tell you something? Yes, please. I had no idea that the subtitle to this was Island of the Alive? Nope. Can I tell you something? Yes, please. I had no idea that the subtitle to this was Island of the Alive. I can... This is just like, it's a meta-commentary on the three-quil, I think, right? I have no idea. It's just like doubling down on the stupid.

I mean, right out of the gate, Neal Israel's name is spelled wrong in the opening credits. Okay. Yeah, so I think stupid is a really good place to start with this. How was it spelled? I s-R-E-A-L? Yeah. I saw that and I was like, I don't think that's right. No, that is incorrect.

Yeah. I mean, this movie's been out a long time. Seems like they could have done something. I don't think there was money in the budget for go backsees. Go backsees. Yeah, I think that's pretty much one and done for this film. Yeah. This is base solo take one. Let's go. It's a live three, colon. Island of the alive. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the. I the. I the. I. I the. I the. I the the the the there is. I there is. I there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is. I there is. I there is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Colin, space, colon, Island of the Alive.

What a fucking film, Alan. I am shooketh because I need to know now what happens in two. To get to this wild ass movie that doesn't seem like any time is a lapse between one and three. No. Although Frank is dead, which we learned. Oh, I don't know if I learned that or not. Well, at one, atthey say, well, after they murdered Frank Davis, and I was like, Frank is dead! He may have murdered himself. That's fine. He had it coming.

Oh my God. See, I feel like I learned everything that happened into from this movie. But I couldn't tell if the flashbacks were scenes cut from the second movie, or if they were just like, let's say this happened. I don't even recall flashbacks, if I'm being honest with you. There's a birth scene for Karen Black. That's right. I do remember that.

Where they backed her uterus with gunpowder that fired a baby across a room? Yeah, that'll happen sometimes if you eat a lot of gun powder during your pregnancy. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. We're trying to give birth to a gun. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's America, isn't it? So the cop that we meet at the beginning of this movie. Fuck. Yeah. Is standing on a street corner in the pouring rain when a cabi runs up to him? standing on a street corner in the pouring rain, when a cabbie runs up to him and says, there's a woman giving birth my car, you need to get her the fuck out, not help her, get her the fuck out.

And the cop just goes, geez, six weeks on the force, and I'm already in this. It's like you were literally just taking notes on a piece of paper. In the rain. What has your tha train, the training, tas, the training, the training, tas, tha, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, thi, the to, to, to, to, to, to, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to get, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the thu. the thu. the thu. to, too, too, the the to, too, the too, too, too, too, too, get, get, get, the the the you? I love that you could understand the cabie because I'm pretty sure he just ran up and went, I'm a-gah-ba-ah-ah-a-ah-ah-g. He was just so, like, he was on 12 the entire time, he was on screen. He was deeply uncool. At one point, he just runs away from his cap.

I don't know where he's important to him. He should probably not leave it unattended like this. Because he runs back and she's like, ah, just don't give a birth. Still screaming. He's really angry about it. Yeah, and then the cop shoots the fucking baby. Well, first she has a, like, a botchy ball under her sweater. It is not baby-sized. And she, you can see her pushing it down as the cop pulls on the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the pulls on the bocce ball under her sweater and then you see her like peel back her sweater and then it cuts fucking stunning sorry it I mean maybe I don't that's that's how babies come okay yes that's not and don't google it

Alan because you don't need to because you already know okay pulling the sweater over it is the funniest part of this movie are you gonna get it out if you don't pull the sweater over it is the funniest part of this moving. Are you gonna get it out if you don't pull the sweater over it? That's right. Bocci ball don't got no thumbs. Yeah, the cops are ready to shoot a baby and do? Question mark? Yes, but they put, he put four bullets in the baby.

But it still made it into the church. Oh, right. Where it then gets blood in the cistern? Yeah, I like that. A good theme for episodes that we're doing this week is blood in the cistern. I have not heard the word cistern this much in ever. Ever. Yeah. I've never actually probably said the word cistern alive before

alive? That's what you call it. Alive? Sorry, it's a cistern, semi colon island of the cistern. I mean that's what you call the thing with the holy water in it, right? That's the cister? Uh, I don't know. You have, of the two of us. I would know? But I've blocked as much as I can't. It's in the apps. It is a word I only know because Apple? Why would you let the dog in here and then give her a squeaky toy? What do you think she was going to do not squeak it? So to let you in a little behind the scenes we have been so exotic. So exotic kicked out of our normal studio. Because we're not recording on our normal night,

and tonight is quilt class night. So Missy's got the attic. So we're down in the auxiliary recording dining room. With three animals. Yeah, and baby gated in with us so the one dog can't see the front window and bark. This is just like being a professional podcaster. You right now, you're Haley Joel Osmond, I'm Justin Long, and this is whatever that show was.

I think it was called Two Turds. Two Turds, something like that. But I think it was punnier. Oh yeah, that's true. Yeah, two turd tables tables in a microphone. That's fucking perfect. That's fucking perfect. And I actually think we might need to change the name of this podcast and start a new. Erasing 376 episodes. 376 episodes. That's too many episodes.

It's true. But yeah, it's a live three. A very different vibe from the first movie. Sure, this is your aliens to alien. This is the more combat heavy version. Yeah, combat heavy and just insane. And psychedelic water screen saver with the title credits going over it. So good.

Loved it. Larry. It's just like a lava lamp. And, fucking Bernard Herman, did the score for this or the opening score? I don't know who that is. He he he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, he th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th is. th is. th, th th th th th thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th. th, th. th. th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, theeea, thi. thea thea thea thea thea thii. thea thea thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. the score for this or the opening score? I don't know who that is. He's the guy who wrote the Psycho Music. Really? Yeah.

He worked with Hitchcock. What a drop off. Or, what an actor? I mean, a better horror movie? Psycho? Or it's Alive 3, colon, Island of the alive. What if everyone on earth was on that island?

Yeah, we put our dead on a different island, but on this one, you're alive. That actually sounds like a terrible M-Nigh-Chamelon movie, where he's like, when you're on this island, you're alive. But the twist is you were a ghost. We call a ghost. Oh shit. We call it older. Remember how I kind of liked old? Yeah. Well, this movie shares a similarity with old that we'll get to later on.

Okay. Is it having babies in custody, which we learn in the next scene and the courtroom scene? Yeah, who's the lawyer in the courtroom scene? I'm not sure. Garrett Graham of... Oh yes, Garrett Graham! Yes, of Phantom of the Paradise and Terror Vision fame. Terrorvision and he's the dad and child's play too.

Yes. My first all-time 10. And who's the defendant in this case? That would be one Michael Moriarty, he of the no eyebrows. He of the Law and Order fame. Oh. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the the th. Yeah, the th. Yeah, the the the of the no eyebrows. He of the Law and Order fame. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's why I love Michael Moriarty. He's Ben Stone, Assistant District Attorney. Does he act like in Law and Order like he is in a completely different film than everyone

else around him? I feel like he got the wrong version of the script where it was going to be really like maybe gritty and they were like now now.................. that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. that's thi. that's thi. thi. thi. that's why that's why I that's why I thi. that's why I's why I'm that's why I'm that's why I's why I'm that's why I'm that's why I'm that's why I'm that be really like maybe gritty and then they took another pass at it and they were like now we're gonna make this sillier and he was like no I'm an asshole. The bummer about it is that they printed his script on cocaine so he was just ripped the entire time. Every time he bent over to read it and he breathed it was like a little more ripped a little more ripped. Is that line? A little more ripped? He is what he says you son of a bitch? Like how many letters were in bitch? I fucking love it. I love it. So he's on trial? I don't know. I think he's, he he's he's trying to get a stay

of execution for some babies, which is the darkest sentence I've ever said. I did type of note there are roving baby death squads of police just murdering babies in the streets. I think there are because they only have five of them in custody. Yeah. And they must be widespread enough that people are really worried, you know? Right. How how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how how. How. How. How. How they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're are are are are th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they're are are are. they're they're they're they're. I they're. they must be widespread enough that people are really worried, you know? Right. How many of these babies are being born? We never, we never find out. No, we do not. So one of the Moryarty's first lines, he's Stephen Jarvis, his son is one of the babies.

I don't know what else to call them. One of the alive. One of the alive, he says to his lawyer, wide-eyed with wonder, I don't want him to die, but I'm scared shitless. Of the baby. I mean, admittedly, when we do see this Arnold Schwarzenegger baby. That baby is so swall. How do that baby get so ripped? I would love to get lats like that baby. The baby had like the fucking moyt neck muscles. Yeah, big traps. Yeah, yeah. My baby ruled. That baby was in a cage. And the court of law keeps trying to make him get closer to it

to identify it as his own child in a cage. Mr. Michael Moriarty, if you could just step a little closer to the baby. A little closer? A little closer? A little closer, Mr. Moriarty. Put your nose right up against the baby. Kiss the baby, if that's your baby. You are the baby now. You know.

When they bring the baby in, we get a repeat of the sounds of adult men puking. That baby's crying so good. Are they feeding that baby? Counterpoint. Colon, what are they feeding that baby? Oh, human growth hormone, because it's a baby Joe Rogan. Oh, God. It's like so much smarter than Joe Rogan. All I'm saying is I'm asking the questions that don't necessarily have answers.

I'm baby Joe Rogin. And I'm going to slit your throat and hang you upside down from a tree later in this movie. Can I have $200 million? Oh, here you go. This isn't what Joe Rogan sounds like. No, I actually don't know that I've ever heard Joe Rogan speak. I find it hard to believe you weren't a news radio fan. No, never watch news radio. Just because I like network comedies of the 1990s. Yeah. Yeah. I should get into news radio.

It's not too late. I'm sure it's streaming somewhere. So my question to you is, is this what court is? Just people standing around shouting at a man to get closer to a baby in a cage. And a judge that has like Bartles and James wine cooler vibes than for you youngsters. Yeah. He's just like, well, I, huh? I don't know, what? Oh, geez. He's like totally out of his element. He is. It's like he decides what he's going to do 10 seconds after he's done it.

Also the judge is Joe Rogan. Yeah. So the judge, Michael Moriarty, I'm sorry, which is named, Ricky Jarvis? Stephen Jarvis goes up to the baby. And he's like, hey, baby, I'm sorry, baby. You're just a baby, be a baby. And he starts yelling at the baby.

You see all these assholes. These the a the a the a the a the a the a thahah want to kill you. And I was like, your dad would be here, you're fucking killing it right now doing this in a court of law. You're however many months old. And who can say? And seemingly the baby's like, I do, I do see all these assholes and I love you daddy. And the yourana is like, oh man, I can't love a father and child. I can't let this baby die. As long as I live. As long as I live!

Once he's dead, apparently all bets are off! What? That is not how the law works. It's like he's ready to the treaty with the Native American tribe. As long as I live and then whatever whatever comes after that's what happens. I should mention that in this point in the movie is the only point where we have not hot cops later on in the movie all the cops are like from Gold's gym and it's fucking hilarious. I like when they act though I like

when they do like physical things and you're like, oh you've had one job and it was to wave those other cops in and you did it so badly. And when they're all so excited to jump on that roof because they get to use their muscles. Yeah, they're all like, quads! Clutes! Activate! Hop! Hop! Gn! Gonna upset the dog. It's fine. She's she, she, she's, she's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, thus, th. th. they're they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're all they're they're they're they're they're they're th. they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. thus. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. the. the. It's fine. She sure she should be upset Did she watch It's a live three? Judge is like, I know what I'm gonna do. I got this, I got this. We're gonna put these babies where no one has ever lived. Right, no one has ever lived and no one apparently will ever live. It's got a reef around it. And we're not gonna tell anyone where it is. No. But some people know. Because he does not take the secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret secret to the secret the secret to to the secret the secret to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their because he does not take the secret to his grave. No. Which actually might have been a better movie. There's, you know, I was promised a tropical

island. There's hardly any island in this movie. Yeah, you don't think. There's a lot of Cape Vale, Florida. Very little of it takes place on the island. It's true. A lot of Cape Vale. the theater of the mind mind. It of of of of of of the of the of the of the of of the of the the the the the of of the the of the the the of the of of the of ofiiii. It is ofi. It is ofoom, it takes of tho. It is thoomoes. It is thoes. It is thoomo. It is tho. It is tho. It is tho. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is is. It is. It is is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is ta. It is ta. It is ta. It is ta. It is ta. It is ta. It is ta. It is ta. It's ta. I is toda. I is true. I is true. I toda. I true. I today. today. today. ta. It's tue. A lot of Cape Vale, Florida. Pretty sure they're never on an island. No, I didn't, you know, a peninsula perhaps. Theater of the Mind. I was able to suspend disbelief about that, though. Cut two, quickly cut two after I'm going to send him to an island no one never lived on. We are in Cape Vale, Florida. Where the... At what I thought was a cruise ship? And there was like an entertain... And then later it's a punk club that she works in? And there's no explanation of this.

So the only explanation I have for this? So we're, Cape Vale is a pier a la Santa Monica peer, a la, what's the San Carla? Is that where the Bloss Boys? Yeah, yeah. It's like that kind of pier with amusements and then. That's sexy saxophone man all oiled up playing that song. I still believe, yeah. Yeah. God it, everyone's just acting like they're coming the whole time, because they just cannot believe how fucking good this guy is at his saxophone. Boy we should do that movie again. Wood. Oh man, I think when I turn 50 I'm gonna get a dangly earring. I think you

should. I honestly don't even think you should wait for 50. I think now is your moment. It's true. It's true I should shine right now. So we're in Cape Vale where we meet some comedians that are busted Michael Moriarty's balls. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the comedians. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thin thin' thin' th. I'm thin' thin' thin' thin' th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th is th. I th is th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thin thin thin thin thin thin thanananananananan's thananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananan balls as he walked by them. Okay, they're comedians. Yeah I was unclear. They're like these fucking Borsh belt comedians. Yeah, they're just like, yeah, this fucking guy in a suit over here. What do you go? Jack off a monkey at? I was like, but you're wearing suits. I thought, okay, I didn't know if they were like lounge singers and he'd interrupted their act somehow, it was all very strange to me. We came in right after they did Islands in the stream, they were going to move on to another hit. I bet it was good.

Yeah, yeah. And then we meet his wife, who's played by Karen Black and I lost my mind. Yeah, I was excited to see Karen Black. Yeah, she's great. We've had a number of Karen Black though. We must have. We must have. We should do burnt offerings at some point. Here that's a great film. It's her and who's that barrel-chested Oliver Reed? Oh, I love Oliver Reed. Yeah. He's a fucking maniac. Who doesn't love a hunky, scary alcoholic? School of frightening. And Burgess Meredith. Oh, I love all three of them.

Yeah. Knock it out of the park. Put it on the list. All right. All right. So Karen Black is his ex-wife. The baby's mom. Yeah.

She looks like what she's just, I feel like her entire demeanor is what the fuck. Why is Michael Mori already yelling to me. He's been yelling so close to her face. And she works with this beefcake guy who I guess is a bouncer at the bar. I love that muscle tank top guy. His fucking mullet, his sweet mullet. He just rolls up like, hey. Yeah. And then turns around him, like, bye. Is this guy bothering you?

Which is a great way to enter a conversation. Yeah. It's good bothering you. And the bartender's like standing behind them. Apple. Come on. She looks upset. We can't do that to her. The bartender's like standing behind him going, well, I guess he is bothering him.

I'm not going to care what's going on. I'm not the beef cake. Not the beef cake. the beef cake. The beef cake. the beef cake. the beef cake. the beef cake. the beef cake. the beefcake. Not the beefcake. Not the beefcake. It's to be a beefcake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Karen Black's like, just fuck off. I don't want anything to do with this.

I'm trying to live my life, dog. Yeah. Yeah. Because in this universe, having this horrible thing happen to you you where you have a killer baby is blamed seemingly solely on the parents. That's wild. Right. Yeah. And everyone in this universe would think badly of you if this happened to you.

I mean, this series is supposed to be like an allegory of like the Tholitamide babies. Okay, sure. That's what I'm guessing, right? Yeah, I could see that. Because it's evil corporation that has done these things to make this happen, but like, I don't think the parents were blamed for that. No, they certainly don't, I mean, I don't think they were ostracized from society for having that happen. So, so after Marga Moriardt is told off by Karen Black. Yeah, he goes th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I don't thi. I thi. I goes out to the promenade on the pier. Play some boardwalk games? Play some throw baseball at a monkey face. I fly? Okay.

And this lady comes up and she's like, yeah, I'm looking for good time. So she walked up and she was like, hey, hey, hey, in body language. And I was like, man, I love this concept in movies of just seeing someone of the opposite sex and being like, hey, hey, hey, but then it turns out she's a sex worker. Yeah, uh-huh. So that makes sense. And Michael Moriarty's on a lot of cocaine. I've got some great video tapes. Things you're really going to like.

I wish she had really gone into what's there. Yeah, what did she think he would like? She propositions him. says we've got I've got some great videotapes I've got Black Caesar back at the crib. Man we should have been doing that. From the start he wins a stuffed animal for her? She seemingly wins the stuffed animal for him and then he gives it to her like that's a chivalrous gesture. And then her home is filled with stuffed animals. So many stuffed animals. So they are fucking or getting close to fucking I think and she's like telling him to go slower because quote I'm not charging you by the hour. Yeah. And what his response to that is you have great skin you really do. It's just like did you add lib that because I think he did. I think they gave him the script and he was like got it.

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They're both almost fully clothed under the covers. And she's worried that he's infectious. Right, she realizes that he's the baby guy. Yeah. She says, people think I'm ignorant, but I got cable news on all the time. And I was like, wow, what a turn around from that. But yeah, she thinks he's infectious. She's upset that he's touched her.

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You should have dressed them exactly like Donna or whatever her name is. Sure, Donna and Beefcake should have been your role models for what the kids could look like. Absolutely. Not Michael Moriarty. No, it's got some good shirts. Oh my god, cut to. Baby Society. Hunting babies on an island. So there are these men who arrive on an island in a helicopter. And they're going to hunt the babies. One guy knows that.

Right, the others are just told they're there for a hunting expedition. Of what they don't know. Man, if you had told me we were hunting babies, I wouldn't have come. I mean, I'm not going to stop now. Right, now that I'm here, what else, you know, paid for the buffet, eat it, you know? So this is a cabot is the man who has organized the baby hunting expedition. Precisely. So he wants to eradicate the babies. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the babies to the babies to the babies to to to the babies to the babies to to the babies the baby to the baby the baby to the baby the baby the baby to to to to the baby the baby rationale for the baby hunt? He wants to put a drug back on the market that he believes has caused these birth injuries. Precisely. So he wants to eradicate the babies so that his drug can go back on the market and make more killer babies. So kill the babies to make the babies.

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It just brings me such joy. And they're so tiny. They're like so much tinier than they were the baby in the first movie was. Yeah, like when the guy falls down the waterfall with the baby attached to his face I was screaming first of all but yeah it's not that big his head is much smaller than the guys when cabin is like hey man go over there look there's a baby he's oh god yeah yeah yeah go I'll go up the waterfall I'll give a shit I'll do it takes his hat off and runs up the waterfall and then immediately falls back down because the baby he's just holding on to his face the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te te te the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the teaughe is is tea tea tea tea tea tea tea tea theyy is is they is the the the the the the the the because the baby has jumped on his face. He's just holding onto his face, but he's going down the waterfall and it looks like a super fun water slide baby. Yeah. And he's definitely holding the baby onto his face. So, one of the babies just jumps up on the guy from behind and claws his throat? Yeah, screaming. So one thing that I particularly like about the scene is that Larry Cohen carried over the baby vision. So they still the the the the the th th the th th th th th th th the th th th the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho's th. th. th. the th. th. th. the thoooooooo thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. thu. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the the the. the te. the te. te. the te. the the te. the the the Larry Cohen carried over the baby vision, so they still have baby vision. So the baby, we're seeing from the baby's perspective, but then somehow the baby also sees

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rudder, moving the rudder, moving the rudder about. The fly stick. But Cabot gets his arm chopped off by a baby and then the baby attacks a helicopter man as he flies away. Yeah. I love that they could have waited for Cabot but didn't. I love that a toy helicopter explodes. It is the wrong colors. It is not a match, that's true. It's obviously very tiny. It could really have been painted to match. It would have taken 20 minutes. Cut to swanky party. It's a cocktail party. It is a cocktail party. And Michael Moriarty, whose party is it? I don't know, he's talking to his attorney who's like, oh, I'm trying to cut the bill down as much as I can, but I'm going to sell your rights way for the story because you gave them to me when you sign the contract. She's basically like, it's going to be astronomical the bill that I give you.

Yeah. So, he's like at this party just to get bad news for her to be like this bill and I'm selling your rights and then another guy walks up to him, and it's like the medical grants have all been canceled. Nobody cares anymore because the babies are gone. Yeah, I wish like anytime someone had bad news to give me that they would like get together with all my friends and get all their bad news at once, and then throw me a party.

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you're fucked if you do, you're fucked if you don't? Right. Why don't you get in on this and get some cash? Right. Cash grab. Cash grab. For that, the killer baby. Because no one will employ him because he had do that though, he becomes a shoe salesman. Yes. The best shoe salesman's ever existed.

Since Al Bundy. This doesn't fit on my foot. Your foot's a piece of shit. None of the shoes fit. That's the gimmick. What movie are you in, Michael Moria? Are you mad at Larry Cohen? I think he is.

And also there's this like weird porno pan up like the cop's leg when he's like I guess my feet are too big for you. Zhoo like angled a butt cheek. What the fuck? He puts his fucking like his old man like sensible shoe up. On the bench like uh uh. On the bench like uh uh uh. He's here to tell Michael Moriarty that the judge has died so now the policy has changed. Exactly. What? He said until I'm all in my life. Yeah. And we and Michael Moriarty is like, well it has been five years like down the camera. Okay, okay, thank you Michael Moriarty. He pointed to his eyes with two fingers and then directly into camera. Or maybe it's. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the thi's th. the the th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. te. te. toge. te. toge. toge. te. toda. toda. toda. the. the. the. iarty. He pointed to his eyes with two fingers and then directly into camera. Or maybe it's been four years. No, it's five.

It's fine. Because I kept wondering if these five-year-olds would ask as many questions as mine does. Hey, mom. But they would go, blah. What? That's disgusting. So the cops, like, hey man, uh, anyway, the cops did, or the judge's dead? Do you want to go to the island and like, I don't know, kill the babies, I guess?

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They're trying to do boat shit. And he's just trolling them by singing like sea shanties. What is going on? It goes on for such a long time. It is literally insane. It's literally insane. It made me feel like I was stoned out of my mind and was just like hallucinating this film at this point. It's so it's very silly. It's uh. Because he starts singing like, I don't know, he hears to swim with bow-legged women or whatever the fuck he's singing. Yeah. And everyone else is like, oh, what do you do? And I guess we're gonna sing along because he's not stopping?

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fine. So, uh, Katie, we could go to the mall. the farewell and ado to you find Spanish ladies ladies. I'm like trying to talk to Google and I found like navigate to them all and you're just farewell and ado you're ladies of spring. Yes all the sea shanties I know are from Jaws. Thank you. I actually have an album of filthy sea shanties that a friend of mine sent me. Oh yeah? That I listened to like half of it and when they were talking about raping the livestock on board of the ship and I was just like, I'm glad I have this, I'm going to walk away from it now and never listened to it again. Bit too body for you. Yeah, bit too body. So the babies are on

the island. They still have baby vision. Yes, I have that note. I wonder if they still have baby vision. I think they might need glasses at this point. I have that note. I wonder if they like their vision got better and then they were like I can't see the chalkboard anymore. Well they are aging at a rapid pace. Yes, they are. Because them babies is fucking. Right. Which is the about that yeah but those six in the four year old they fucking have a baby that dies immediately because it can't be taken care of it fast yeah I didn't like that movie yeah too thanks dinghy over the island. And it seems like Michael Moriarty is so pumped to pull that dingy up on the beach. He's so excited for the physical exertion.

We also hear that one of the babies is asthmatic because it's just on the island looking at him, it's television going, the baby's are they look fucking terrible. What? They look fucking terrible. They look like the aliens in like one episode of the X-Files, you know? Where they're like running around in a train car and then they get set on fire, that's what they look like. That episode. You know that episode? they're like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the the their like their like like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their like their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. the the te. train. train. train. tea train. tea. train. te. thea. thea. the. the. they're they look like. I love that episode. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I think that's when I tapped out. Oh. Yeah. And then like the alien stuff. I wanted the Monsters of the Week stuff.

Well, you could just watch those. Yeah, but they kind of stopped doing them at one point. You know what? That's you're missing like three or four seasons. Yeah. Okay, just forget it. I don't care. So he's being really misogynistic to this woman even though she's a bitch. So at this point I don't like either of them. No. No. No. And he's at something like you've seen my kid, right? That's just a glimpse of the animal in me. It's like-

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Some man left behind. Jesus Christ. They're also talking about how these babies could potentially survive a nuclear holocaust. Uh-huh, that's the next evolution in people. But also shooting them kills them, so they seem mortal. Yeah, they're not radioactive bullets. No, I guess.

Perkins find some scuba gear on the island. Yeah, which is just a snorkel and a mask. Right. And he says to Michael Moriarty, he's like, why would someone come here with their gear and just leave it on the island? Unless they never left. It's like, you're the fucking cop. Did you have that in that that that that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th It's like, you're the fucking cop. Did you have to do that out loud? You didn't do that in your head? Because I did it in my head.

And then the doctor, the main doctor, the leader of the expedition, is like, oh man, somebody else already got here first. Fuck it, we're out. This is over. What the initial contact. We're headed back. Didn't you want to study them?

No, not anymore, somebody else did. Take me to the Bahamas. Somebody already touched my babies. These are my mutant babies. They said I couldn't have any more because somebody else already had baby. Not me and Paris, you shouldn't I know how to get the babies. Don't me and pretty lady doctor got leave, these guys would be a weirdoes. I wish I had a gun. Meanwhile Michael Moriarty is screaming to the baby,

you remember the assholes in court? They're back but they have different faces. And you're just like, holy hell. The cocaine kicked back in. Yeah, he says assholes like 37 times in a row. It's stunning. I have a connection with my baby, which is I go into the woods and yell at it. Yeah, that's how they love each other. He and the baby goes, yeah, dad. You're right, dad.

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It was sewing and it got a little prequence finger. And Michael Moriarty says, you want a killer, you want a killer for giving birth to you. I'd like to kill her for giving birth to you. It's like any sympathy for you is gone. She, you, this, if it, no one, neither of your faults, you fucking dumb, dumb. So the series of notes of the babies have arrived, dirt bike enthusiast, movie punks, babies checking out the punks. Baby's checking out the punks. Did they do that?

Oh, right. Yeah. It was like, what's this? What's this? Looking at the punk club? And Kara Black has a bad feeling. She has a bad feeling, she's not feeling well, so she decides to go home. And gets picked up by her boss? I think this is her boss? Her boss sexual assaulter.

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Karen Black. Karen Black's husband's book. Yeah, in the born section. In the born section? He said they were all turned face down. Because of what they had done. What? What? What? What?

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Looks like we're gonna have to kill a baby tonight. Record scratch, what? Meanwhile, the Cubans are giving Michael Moriarty a gun, and one of them says, good luck with your kid. And it's like, maybe you won't have to shoot him with this gun. I just handed you. And kindly, like, warmly smiles and walks away. The Cubans are so happy this is America's problem. Yeah. It's true. I'll take tak the th th th th th th th th th th tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak tak th th th th th th thiiol thiol the ciolk the cu. I'll the cuioli- the cui-a' the cui-a' the cui-a' the cui-a' the Ci the Cubes the Ci the Ci the Cubes the Cubes the Cubes the Cubes the America's problem. It's true.

It's like, fuck you guys. I'll take you home, Jackass, what you gotta deal with your bullshit. Oh man, and then Karen Black pukes in Tony's car. He's so mad. Also she is doing a terrible job of act puking. It's fine. It's fine. Oh no. Maybe she's a. It's fine. Oh no. Maybe she's a soft puker.

And Tony's like, God damn it, and to'n' to'n'n'n'er. And Tony's like, God damn it, and brings out a box of tissue to clean up vomit. I'm like, Tony, further proof that you suck. Yeah, who does that? It's just gonna pill everywhere. You're just gonna vomit and rolled up tissue all over your car. Yeah, oh man. Yeah, those cops, this is the one where he like, all he has to do is go like this, like put your hand out and bend your fingers back towards you, like come here.

And he's doing it like he's never seen the gesture before. Wonderful. You throw up in my fucking car, you fucking freaks mother. Tony. Tony. Not even witty. I'm glad that baby kills you, Tony. Yeah. This is also where he's doing this like verbal monologue about how much he loves his car.

Yeah. I just thought like, Larry, you need to learn how to end a movie. This is really dragging again. But it's very funny when he's like, I'm gonna fucking end you, I got guys that'll fucking kill you, and some guys in the back are going, shut the fuck up! Yeah. And Karen Black's like, no, you shut the fuck up, and you shut the fuck up. Karen Black rules.

Well, a creature pulls her up onto the roof. Yeah. After she throws her, she sees one outside the window and throws her phone out the window at it, allowing it access to her home. Yeah. So she ends up on the roof with two adults and a baby. Sure, yeah. The baby's nursing on a human breast. Regular ass perky old titty. Not a paper mishet titty as the rest of these babies are. What in the actual fuck is this?

But it was just like, oh, that's a great tit. Yeah. So happy we get that? The baby will nurse. And she's holding the baby sort of upright. Like, it's just like nothing I've ever... Katie, she's five. She doesn't know that nurse the baby. Oh my god. This movie is a nightmare. Nursing on a human... Boob.

Don't forget that as Karen Black is trying to lay down to go to bed after the Tony assault and the shut-the-fuck-ups happen. She's laying in bed and she has a flashback to birthing her baby where it fires out of her vagina, like it's at a carnival and it's a cannon. That's very dramatic. Then Michael Moriarty shows up? Yeah. And he, this is the wildest of all the wild scenes in the movie or all the wild edits in this movie.

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I just wrote, this is dot, dot, dot, oh God. But like, isn't that maybe just going to eat people? Yes. It's a dissent into madness, this film. So two of the creatures die of measles on the roof and there's a third their son and his breast his breast having five-year-old wife. And then there's their friend Hercules creature baby who's just like six with three instead of they're chucking cops willy-beely off the roof and

this movie has its very own specific Wilhelm scream that every cop does where they go, whoa, ho-wo! They fly off the roof. They're all just like riding the kangaroo at Kennywood and going off the jump. Oh whoa! The movie ends with the baby growling. Katie. Alan. Rating's face. Well, I loved it. It's awful.

It is stone cold awful. Oh, it's so bad. There's too much of the babies. Last week I wanted to see more baby. There's way too much of these babies. Yeah, adult toddler baby. Nothing happens on the island that, ah, it's really terrible. Oh, but it's a lot of fun. I don't know what to say. It's a whole three weekended babies. Yeah. But there was, it just, it just wasn't, ugh. It was just, oh, there's no voodoo. No, Andrew McCarthy. No weird conchaline. Oh, that's so good though. Or am I misremembering it again? Yes. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. I am. I am. I am. I am. Fuck. Uh, four. But definitely watch it. Oh, thi. that. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the the the the the the the the there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. there. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. three. three. three. three. three. th. three. three. three. th. three. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. watch it. It's Batchet.

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You know what? James is great. You guys are awesome. Keep up the good work. Thanks, James. Thank you, James. Thank you, James is great. And I heard this is very overdue. And it's Alan's fault, it's not yours. Oh, 100%. James, thank you. James, thank you for supporting us. Thank you for the nice words. I think you're great. I think you're great. I don't know where I heard that, but I've heard that you're great. It's like tickling in the back of my head. What is that? I have a feeling like something's going on. It's just like James is great. James is great. Yeah.

Yeah. James is great. Yeah. If you want to support us-based. Action movies, usually. Yeah, usually. Usually. Katie. Alan. What movie did you pick for these people to do next week? Like, I fucked up.

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So, yeah. So, yeah, go watch the latest. You got to rentable. Yeah. Go see Edward Cullen doing his things. Yeah. Yeah. Go look at a picture of Robert Eggers. He's a real hot looking dude. He is a good looking man. Fine, fine looking man. I realize what I saw a picture. I'm basically trying to have your haircut and beard. That's what I'm going to. Yeah. I think it's working for you. Thank you. Or is he hear me out? Trying to have your hair cut in beard. Oh. Or is he. Or is he. Or is he. Or is he. Or is he. Or is he. Or is he. Or is he. Or? Or is he. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's, uh, the barber. He's like, give me an hour of ambulance. They're like, oh, yes, of course.

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