Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 382- Final Destination 3 (2006)

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

In this week's episode, we couldn't bring ourselves to watch the old "Firestarter" after the new one was so butt, so we decided to watch...well, something else that's a little bit butt. And a little bit not butt! It's the third entry into the "Final Destination" franchise and if you're wondering if we've covered the second one, the answer is no, of course not. Special topics for your consideration include: the return of elderly teenagers, tanning technology that is absolutely baffling, various facts about various presidents, conspiracy theories, and the fact that death has gotta learn to work smarter, not harder. C'mon fuckin guy. Want more of the "Final Destination" franchise? We covered the original in Episode 99. More Mary Elizabeth Winstead? Catch her in Episode 303- "Deathproof." Also this movie felt very much like it should have starred Seth Green and it decidedly did not, so go revisit his horror oeuvre in Episode 61- "Krampus," Episode 97- "IT" (the miniseries), and Episode 316- "Idle Hands" and then treat yourself to his finest role in Episode 269- "Can't Hardly Wait." Find us online: Support us at patreon.com/werewolfambulance where you can hear us discuss an action movie each month Buy merch for yourself or those you love at www.teepublic.com/user/werewolfambulance on Reddit at r/werewolfambulance on Facebook at facebook.com/werewolfambulance on Twitter @werebulance on Instagram @werewolfambulance. [e-mail] If you liked this, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen! It helps others find us and allows us to continue to grow.   Intro song is by Alex Van Luvie Outro song is A. Wallis- "EMT" Seriously, we have the best listeners, hands down. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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If you took a shot every time the main characters get sprayed with blood of people, killed right in front of them, you'd be dead from alcohol poisoning. That actually sounds like a better way to spend an hour and a half being dead of alcohol poisoning. Oh man. Frankie cheeks, you know what I'm saying? Oh God, Frankie Cheeks is straight out of the 1980s, but it's 2006, which this movie does not look like 2006 at all. I was going to add, like, the fashion seems so antiquated for 2000. It feels like a 90s movie.

It really does, or at least, like the very turn of the century. And it's also another film that is struggling to make people that are much older than high school age look like they're in high school by not struggling at all. By just making it be. Yeah, just put a letterman jacket on and he'll look 15. Fifteen. I have to say these two boys that were introduced to are fucking indistinguishable from each other. I know I say this all the time, but at this time I really mean it, because sometimes I say it and I don't really mean it, they are the same person.

They both have the same kind of haircut, they have the sort of pinchy faces. They have the same coloring hair, eyes. I literally think one of them's wearing a jacket and the other isn't. And one of them is named Kevin and the other isn't. It's like white dudes. J-A-K-A-K-A-Jasin. Yeah. I thought you were spelling something. J-A-A-K-A-A-Ka-Jayson.

Yeah. Jacka-Jeason. Carnival shit, which I like yeah, but then it's not a creepy carnival. It's like just an amusement park There's like tarot cards and weird clowns and sort of like the Freak show vibe. Yeah, it's got like a traveling carnival vibe, but there's no way you could take a 200-foot tall roller coaster the steel coaster now, no no that is staying in Vancouver because everyone in this movie's Canadian. Oh man, Mary Elizabeth Winstead playing Wendy Christensen, her face is 87% her eyeballs. Yeah, this movie is written by the X-Files guys, James Wong and Darren Morgan. Felt very much like that. Directed by James Wong. Uh, it feels like an X-Files, I think I probably said this about the original too. Oh yeah, for sure.

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Hexus battle. Holy Ghost. I mean, there is an Extasia Sanders in this movie as well. Who the fuck is Astasia? That's Amber. Who the fuck is Extasia? That's Amber, the character of Amber. Who the fuck is Amber? If it's not Ashley or Ashley, I don't care. Ashley or Ashlyn?

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Wendy? Why is this Wendy's fault? Somehow in this movie everything is Wendy's fault. Which I recall in the first movie, everything was Devanaw was fault too, which none of it was, and none of it was. No, mm-mm. I guess because this movie, like, the series, the antagonist is death. It's not like a person or, there's no one to be, there's no reason for like interpersonal arguing, so you have to blame someone. Oh for sure, and why not blame the person with second sight or whatever the fuck they have. Can we get death on the phone?

Because I want to mention to them that they often kill people via cardiac arrest and they don't need to constantly set up Rube Goldberg devices to kill people. This movie is a weird combination of Rube Goldberg devices to kill people and like like red herrings? Like the swords in the weight room that just keep rattling and then fall and to to them them them them them them them them them them them the to the to the to the to their their to their to their theirrings? Like the swords in the weight room that just keep rattling and then eventually fall and nothing happens? Well Katie we'll get to but something does happen from those. Okay. Remember low-rise jeans? I do. Aren't they back? I think so which is a fucking shame because no. They are back because I remember I saw the tops of someone's underwear poking out of their pants? the pants the other day? I was, I, I, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't? th, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, aren't, are th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-thee, the, the, the, th so, which is a fucking shame because no. They are back because I remember I saw the tops of someone's underwear poking out of their pants.

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Apparently you bought this for me. Keeping us in icy light mangoes. Donating the food bags and keeping us an icy light mangoes. I mean, all good things. Yeah, yeah. So the carnival is fine, I guess. We have a conversation in which the other girl tells Wendy that she's gonna break up with her boyfriend. Sure. Which comes back because he says he was gonna propose. Yeah, and then nothing ever happens. No one ever says anything to him. Nothing. That feels so hack at this point like the woman who died was gonna break up with you, but you have to let them mourn and like or you tell them and then it's a whole thing and it's just like you just shrew horn that in here

why is that in here? Why bother? Let's just get to Ashley and Ashlyn or Ashlyn and Ashley? We just call them the Ashley's because I'm sure they're both named Ashley. I actually love them I think they're the best characters in this movie. They're the most, the ones I'd most want to hang out with. Oh really? Absolutely. You want to hang out with this morose, motherfucker over here? No, I want to hang out with the Ashleys. I want to go to 7-Eleven and I want to talk shit.

Get big-ass Jamie Kennedy that's in this movie was videotaping the Ashley's. Is that Frankie? Yes, Frankie Cheeks. Cheap-ass Jamie Kennedy is a great descriptor for him, but I called him Young Elon Musk. He's got more hair than a young Elon Musk. Yes. So just current a Elon Musk. I mean, come on, if you're the richest man in the world, like, why wouldn't you just give your, like, buy Fabio's hair and have it implanted in your head? Seriously, why do you have Kim Jong-un's hair? Because you're also a totalitarian. Fair. Oh, this is what I realize that Jason. This is the boyfriend.J.J.J.J.J. J. J. J. J. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. from Tucker and Dale versus evil.

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He's so fucking generic. Yeah. Yeah. And so is the other guy. Like when she, I don't know if it's meant to be implied that they are like having a thing now after these deaths. Yeah, yeah. But it's like I could see how you would slot one in for the other. Hello, replacement boyfriend. Yes, Jason too.

Well, they look so like nondescript that for a second I was like, are these kids in Twilight? They seem like they could be siblings from Twilight? Absolutely. And her friend? Are they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they are not. Her friend, do you know what the friend's name is? Are we talking about Aaron? No, no. Carrie. Carrie is at this amusement park. Yeah. Dressed like she's going to a pickleball league luncheon at the yacht club. I don't understand of Carrie's vibe at all. What's a pickleball league? You know pickleball? It's like a thing the rich old ladies play. Okay, never heard of it? I believe you. Oh, Katie, you simply must pickleball. You know, I will check out the pickleball. Come to my granddaughter's Catiline and we'll

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mean I like sports. And you are always telling me to just win. Okay fair. Before we start every podcast Katie makes me Neil. She says prayer about winning this game for our family and country. Right and I put my forehead on Alan's forehead and I grit my tooth and she she says, clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose. Just one baby! Yeah. And then I make him do the break. You know, it's pretty, I think it's good for us. Yeah, and then you whip me with a towel of my naked hyne, I hate it. Stop wearing my thongs and they won't have a naked hiny. I like like to to to th. I like to to to th. I like to th. I like th. I like th. I like th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Stop th. Stop th. Stop thongs and they won't have a naked hyny. I like when the Ashley's say to Frankie, why are you still here? You graduated like two years ago.

I think they're very funny. Show me those sweet, sweet titties. Oh, cheap Jamie Kennedy, that's not gonna work. He's just like utterly gross. Yeah, like no redeeming characteristics. This movie falls into that thing of like, I don't care if these people die. I don't give a shit how they die.

And they die in fun ways, I'm like, this is great. Right. Like, which character do you want, do you relate to the most? Probably Wendy. You like Wendy? Yeah, I mean I got that second sight, so it's always been a problem for me. Sure, sure. You also have that sister who looks just like you. I do have that sister, and who is in, took me forever to figure out what I knew her from. I don't know her.

She is on Silicon Valley. Who is? Oh, yes, she's the movie, she like kind of changes her hair or something? And I was like, oh! She puts some bangs out of her eyes. Holy shit, you're the pretty lady. Yeah, she's the pretty lady. That's a funny show, but it really stressed me out. Yeah, for sure. And then at some point I just completely lost interest and stopped watching it. Yeah, it's the be like just warm blanket of. Father Brown mysteries. Yeah, yeah,

Father Brown. A Ted Lasso. That's a nice warm blanket of a TV show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I just want people to be nice to each other. Is that too much to ask? Why do we watch so many crime dramas? I just started a one on Britbox called 15 days have you watched that? Yes. That's like the, is it Welsh? Yes. Yes, yes., yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I I I I I I I I I I I I I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, uh. the, uh. the, uh. the, uh. the, uh. the, uh. the, uh. the, uh. the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th. I, called 15 days if you watch that? Yes, that's like the, is it Welsh? Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I just started it today.

Yeah. It's interesting. Okay. I'm intrigued. Yeah. It's intriguing. That's a good way to put it, for sure. We see the roller coaster, which is called like the devil's cinerator or something. It's got some ridiculous name.

We see through Wendy's eyes that it starts like falling apart. There's a cut break line. Yes, things are loose, the thing on the thing is loose on the thing. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, this is a giving a lot of credit to people that they're going to recognize that dripping fluid as brake fluid and think that there's brakes on a roller coaster. And the fact that they show it, I don't know, six to seven times, like in case we forgot that the thing was dripping, like I get it, it's drippy. It's mad drippy, dog.

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it is something that could happen, right? Like, it's a very deep-seated fear that you kind of, you know, although then there's the two like, Goths slash, Punk know-it-all kids who are like, ooh, oh, it's a one of 250 million chance, blah. Blahs blah like stop fucking nebbing get back in line. Yeah Ian and Aaron the names are Ian and Aaron and Aaron something okay Aaron Aaron Aaron Ulmer so we see this whole thing of like the the the roller coaster going off the tracks people being like tossed from the roller coaster the guy sitting next her who's Kevin being sliced in half in a really gruesome gory way, that was really fun. I liked it.

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nobody else gets off this ride. Why? Why? Why? Are you talking about the guy that I only refer to as Dick Buttkiss in my notes? He, like, is he a security guard? He's a manhandling, our poor Wendy. He's a security guard and a JV football coach in his spare time. Nobody else gets off this ride? Seriously? If they want to get off the ride, you let them off the ride, sir.

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Like you don't need to sit in the front. The other girls like I'm going to Berkeley. I'm sitting up front. There are rollercoastersers. Also, then they just send the roller coaster off not loading the rest of the train. I'm like, well, this is it, goodbye. And it does lie off the tracks and a bunch of people die. It does. I think the deaths that we see on the roller coaster in her like imagination of it, I'm so good. Yeah. Like the jock gets thrown into like a steel support beam, and just shatters. Oh, I love it. Yeah. And then at one point it does the thing where it's just hanging upside down and they have

to rock backwards to make it go backwards. I thought that was great. Yeah, that was really good. Also, she's a camera because she's taking pictures as we're told for the yearbook. Which is wild. Why are you taking the pictures? Print on demand. Okay, okay, okay. I suppose that's their little mechanism to let you know some time has best.

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but not quite making it. Yeah. There's a lot. Again, given hard 90s vibes. Everybody was dressed like they could have been in me girls. Can't hardly wait. Yeah. Should have been some Seth Green in this movie. I wrote later that I wish the the dark hair, I thin. I wish that that was role as being played by Seth Green. Oh sure, he would have been perfect for that. He would have been 40, but that's okay. So are these people. I could play high school now. Oh my god. We should make a movie where we play high schoolers. That would be fucking, I'm not shaving for it, it would be fucking hilarious. Oh yeah. I'm not shaving for it either. Have they done that yet? Well I guess there's Penn 15? Oh that is so fucking good. Yeah. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. they's. thi. th. they's th. th. I th. I th. I th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should th. I should. I should. I should. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theea. I should the. I should the. I should the. I should the. I Yeah, it's very funny. Also makes me very uncomfortable to watch. Yeah. But I like when they make out with people that are supposed to be in seventh grade and then like from behind you could tell the person they're making out with is in their 30s and it's very

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Oh my god, the Ashley's have, like, hey, you look real sad. We're going to the tanning salon, why don't you come with us so you don't look so bad. Yeah, I like that. And they're like, that was so nice of us to invite her. I love the Ashley's. Immediately congratulating themselves for kindness. For some reason in the tanning salon, there's a Joey Ramon Bobblehead? No, that's in, that's in Wendy's room for some inexplicable reason. Are you sure? Yeah, I remember being like, that's Wendy Wendy Wendy I don't peg Wendy as a Ramones fan, because it had like a little Ramones poster behind the Joey Bumblehead. No. I would like a Joey Ramon Bobblehead though. Sure, yeah, yeah.

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So this is just a lot of buildup, a lot of buildup to their deaths. But I enjoyed their death scenes where they just keep keep their their their their their their their their the the the the the is the is just the is just keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep keep the the the the the the the at the at the, the, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thean, thean, thean, toean, toean, toean, thean, toean, thean, thean, thean, thean, getting more and more bloody and red? Yeah, so like basically a shelf falls off the wall, slips between both of their tanning beds, locking mechanisms kind of, and locks them both in, and then turns up the 250 that shouldn't be above 250, Dennis. And this is like, this has all been set up because when Ash Lynn and or Ashley was going to get the CD off the shelf, it was too high up, so she broke the shelf so it's now hanging. She put her Sotie on Dennis, so it's going to get too hot. I assume the machine's name is Dennis. I mean, I was assuming that the person who built his name is Dennis, but I will accept that he named the machine after himself. The Dennis. Never put the Dennis of up 250.

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And the priest is saying something about equality and death. And Ian McKinley's like, equality in death. Blah, blah, blah, blah blah he's like not anymore Bucco USA number one da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. I don't know why I'm singing the pit fight song maybe we never saw the body. Ah fuck it. No I know I thought the same thing was like who's like, who's got that one. Yep. What if all the people he listed were dead? Because I think he just allude to Dick Cheney and like... Oh, maybe he does. Yeah.

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Why are we doing this? 2006, what are you doing? And they're just like, she's talking about her psychology of not being able to let's, the the tell you, I'm really not interested in this. If I'm being honest with you. This is one of those things where I was like, does this woman have control issues? Or does she just want to make decisions for herself and no one will let her? Yeah.

Yeah. So it's not, it's actually she just wants to be a full human and no one's letting her do it. everything like she pulls out this photo of Lincoln with the broken camera lens or whatever she said this is the last photo of Lincoln never taken and this is exactly where he got shot no bitch he didn't he got shot behind the left ear and my husband will never let me hear the end of it I was gonna say did Rob explode with no there's no way I could have to do with And then she pulls out a picture of 9-11? Yeah. Which is, what does that have to do with anything? Shadowable plane.

Predicted the plane that was going to crash into 9-11. Into the towers, not into 9-11. I mean, I guess it did crash into that day. The plane did ruin that day. Knock, knock. Who's there? 9-11. 9-11 who?

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evidence is why this thing happened. It's like a fucking truther. Like buildings don't the fucker. that buthult the bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, bu, like, bu, bu, the bu, like, the bu, the bu, the bu, the f, the fu. the fui, the fui, thi, thi, thi, thu- thu- thu- thu- thu- tho, thu-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-tha, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're thu-thea, thu-thea, thu, thu, thu. T, thu. T, thu. T, thu. T, thu. T, thu. T, thi, thi, thi, thi-tha. Thea. Thea. Thea. Thea. Thea-thauice. Thea-thauice. Thea-thauice. Thea-thau. Thea-thau. Thea-thau. Thea-thau. Thea-thau. The shut the fuck up. Right. If you're a 9-11 truther, go to therapy. Yeah, can I tell you I dated a 9-11 truther? Yeah. You lived in a basement of Monroeville. Yeah, that makes sense. That checks. Yeah, I think he made a documentary about it. great. I'm a 9-11 truther and that man's name was Rob. Just kidding. It's a tall thing to say. But they're also pulling out the number 180, like the flight

from the Devonsawa movie was Flight 180. And then there's a picture that says next exit 180. And what was that? That was like from the bus that it was going to the airport or something. Okay. It was stupid. But they're they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're the the their their their their that's their their that's that's that's that's that's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I today today today today today today today today today today today today. I today today. I today today. like from the bus that it was going to the airport or something. Okay. Yeah, it was stupid. But they're talking about 180 and then they show the picture of the 9-11 plane. I was like, is this numbers? Am I supposed to be adding them? Because if you add 1 and 8-1, and that's only going to be 90. And if I subtract one from nine, I get eight, 81.

Did you ever think, what if a six turned out to be at nine? Why are you nodding at me like that? Think about it, bro. It's equally as dumb as anything that's being said in this movie. I like this conspiracy theory you have that numbers are interchangeable. I think that's a Jimmy Hendrick song. If I'm not mistaken. Very good.

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got out of her car to yell at people in a car, she didn't put it in park and it just goes right in the traffic. Big fan of that. I like that they kind of ran after her to help and then they were like, yeah, she yelled at us. They showed way more concern than they should have. Yeah, I would have just gone inside. She'll be back. So what happens. So what happens. the the the thih ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. that that that that that that tha. I they tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I tha. I that that that that that that that the truck comes down. It smacks into the angry boy, the angry guy behind them, but Kevin has managed to kick the windshield out so they are able to get out of the car? Yes. But when it smacks into the angry guy's pickup truck, it shoves their engine block out of their car into the backseat of Frankie's car and the fan takes the top of his head off. It's really good. It's really good. It's really good because they get out and kind of look at him. Yeah. And then it

like sputters one last time which is a really great and gruesome touch. It like spits his head forward. Yeah. She goes can you feel how vicious it was? No, not really. You have a lawsuit with Chevy or whatever because that engine should have stayed inside that vehicle. There's no reason those bolts should have quit like that. God no, yeah. So Frankie's family are gonna be rich. Yeah. And they're probably better off without him. I mean truly. I mean there's no way he wasn't like taking upskirts of his cousin or something like that guy was just a gross oh it. It wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't he. It wasn't th. It wasn't th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th him that took the upskirt though. It was Jason too. Yeah. Our hero. Yeah. Yeah. RIP him. Yeah. Spoiler alert. I mean who cares. So they realize that the next person in on the roller coaster is Lewis, which is Texas Battle. Yes. He's down.

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Let's go. Canada, baby. She goes, it looks like the weight is falling on his head. Okay, all right. All right. Yeah. This is where I started writing notes to you. Would you want to know how you're going to die?

No? I wouldn't. I don't think so. Yeah. It's been a lot of my life worrying about dying. Why? I can't wait for the sweet release of death. When I was a kid I had a real phobia of it. Oh, because this Nostradamus special that I watched was to my Orson Wells. My God. That sounds great. Yeah, in retrospect to it's pretty great. But, uh, I had a real big fear of death. Uh, no, I don't want to you. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be the the the to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I'm to. I to. I'm to. I'm th. I'm th. I'm a th. But, uh, I had a real big fear of death. Uh, no, I don't want to, you, do you want to know how you- Oh, yeah, I'm a planner? Really? Oh, God, yeah. Because I'm always putting shit off.

I want to make sure, you know, you know, I get it ready. What if it's, like, super gruesome? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But what about after? What do you mean? Have you thought about what happens after you die? Katie. Oh, by the way, I've become an evangelical Christian. Oh, okay. Well, um... Whoops, it does it. Well, here's what happens after I die.

You have promised that you're going to make all my funeral wishes come true. I know. So the lights are going th going going going going to to to to to to we are the champions. And then I want a hot dog cart, like a really good hot dog cart at my funeral. Like that's it. That's what's going to happen after I die is everyone's going to have a nice time. I love in the fiction of your death that I'm here after you. Well that's why I need to know. Because I got to get someone in line to do this if you're not gonna, you know what I mean, I need a successor if you're not going to do it.

So at this point they're like we don't know who was who else was on this, uh, who else is in line next. Right. Wouldn't you remember who got off with you and didn't die? Yes. Yes. Yes, you would. Wouldn't you recognize your sister being two car and two seats in front of you? Wouldn't you remember that? Yeah. Because, like, it would traumatize you. And her sister is not traumatized. No, I love that she's being a sneaky shit about it. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, man. So, they go down to see Lewis at the training facility. How they get in? I don't know. They're just in the weight room all of a sudden. Where the sultans are punching a bear? Uh-huh. Because they're going to play the Bruins, I guess? Like where on earth did they get that big bear to punch? That's a bear? That's a bear. Ther that's a bear. their bear. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their train. train. train. train. train. train. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the room because he's like, there's a bear in the photograph, there's a bear here, is that bear gonna kill him? Because the guy's punching in the bear and it's like teet-or-tottering. Oh, yes. And then the one guy's like doing deadlifts and for some reason it's shaking the wall behind

him to the assailants, that's what they are. The scimitars are gonna fall. Why did you ask if you already knew? Now I look stupid. I didn't know, I had to bring it out, but you giving me the wrong answer so I could be right and mansplained swords to you. Just a- I agreed with you. Now I'm the one who looks stupid. is doing some crazy workouts. He's yelling at them that he doesn't you know he doesn't believe them. Because he's win wins all of his games. Yes she's like he's like what you're doing this on a hunch I'm here because I get good

hunches before every down and I thought fuck yes Lewis. Always be winning. Yes. So he does some like crazy workout machine thing and it's the final thing that like makes the the blades fall which what okay so they fall but they don't kill him also are they sharp because you don't hang sharp things on the wall at a college sirs a little weight room with people are all agro so they fall and they cut the ropes that are holding the tension on the weight machine he's using. They must be incredibly sharp then. Yes, exactly.

They're like steel cables. Those cables are strong enough to pull all of that weight safely. So the next time he goes to do a rep, he just crushes his own head. It's great though. He just gets smashed between the plates. And my next notice, oh, they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they go they got they got they got they got they got they got they go they go. they go. they go they they they they they they they their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They th. They they they they they they they they they they they th. They th. They th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I thee. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I It's great though. He just gets smashed between the plates. And my next notice, oh, they got free sweats out of it. Because they get splattered in blood. Yeah. Oh, holy ghost. Take a drink, they got splattered in blood. Yeah. That's so funny. Okay. And then after this scene is where they're like, we don't know who was between Lewis and Aaron and Ian. Right. But it must be someone they're the they must. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I they're they're their. I they're their. I they're they they they they they they they got free. I they got free. I they got free. I they they got free. I they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're like we don't know who was between Lewis and Aaron and Ian. But it must be someone and they must already be dead so let's move on to Aaron

and you. Why did they even bother with that? We're subjectives in the room. Why? So they have to go to fucking with the I can't remember the name of the like fake Home Depot. Yeah? And they go there and Aaron and Ian are the only people working. Clearly in the dark. And he's like re-stocking shelves with a forklift. Why is this teenager operating a forklift? And she's just putting stuff back that was left at the register. She's just being Abra Levine about it.

And then he's cutting lumber? And I was like, why are you doing this? Is that on the closing list? You do that with the person standing right there. Yeah. Gotta get this lumber cut. You also mentions Osama bin Laden again. And I don't remember what in what context?

And I was like, let it go. He was kind of a big deal in 2006. Sure. And they're just being dicks to them. Right. Ian and Aaron are just like, yeah, whatever, you guys are stupid. So stupid. Meanwhile, death is driving its own fucking forklift behind him. No one notices. When the forklift gets stuck on the antifreeze or whatever the fuck that was, and it takes like 20 minutes for it to plow through that. It's just like, how does no one notice this want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want want this want thathat a runaway forklift is causing.

I do like that Ian and Aaron refer to themselves as zip and pip. That's cute. Yeah, it's cute. It's cute. What's not cute is that there's a bunch of hammers falling on the floor. I feel like that'd be so fucking loud. And also that Ian is a dick because we saw him nail gunning pigeons to death earlier. Yes, he seems to have like modified a nail gun to make it like an actual gun. Oh no, that's what nail guns are. Really? Yeah, you can buy a 22 caliber nail gun.

No shit. Why would you want that? Because you really need to get nails into hard things? Like if you need to put it into concrete? But they'll like they'll come out with enough force to project like that? Wow. You can shoot stuff with a nail gun. I guess I always thought it was like a stable gun. You can shoot staples, it's just not as powerful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this has like force behind it. That makes sense. I don't know why I never thought about it. Why would I really? I mean, I don't know if 40 of them would come through your skull, but... Well, yeah, yeah yeah she gets all nail gun to all over her head because the Rube Goldberg device knocks her down right they get covered in plywood I think it was supposed to be Ian's time to die oh right because we're told that someone intervenes they're skipped which I guess happened in the first

movie and I only vaguely remember sure probably in the second we went right to the third movie yeah I don't know what happens in the second at all. Better be some Devonsawa. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. And so Ian doesn't die. Wendy gets nail gun to death. After she had picked up Ian's dead pigeon, Aaron. Aaron, yeah. Aaron had picked up the dead pigeon and gone, ugh.

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and it just impales right through her. And I thought, this is fantastic. I very much, like, all of the deaths up to this point, I'm very much on board with. Definitely. I very much like when Ian, the fireworks go off they're in the back of just the beds of pickup trucks that are not attached to trucks. And one of them earlier we saw that a cannonball fell when the guy knocked the ramrod fell over. I called it the Q-tip for a cannon because I couldn't run where they were called. I thought you were quizzing me. No, no, no, no, I knew that Rob had yelled at you at some point. How, were you outside our window?

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This is where I wrote. Oh, and everyone says light rail is so great. You ever ride the tea here in Pittsburgh? No, I've never.. I the ride the ride to to to to the to to to to to the to to the to to the to the to to the to the tape. tapeathea. tape. tape. to train. to the to to the the th. the the train. the the the the train. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. train. Our light rail treat system? Never. I'll take a little ride on the tea. I used to take it to work. It was very nice. We got to do the Gateway Clipper first. I know. I talked to Lucy about that. We're going to do it this summer. She really wants to ride to do it. Nice. With you. I'm taking my five-year-old and my 48-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year-year. to-year-year. We's to-year. I to-year. We're to-year. I'll to-year. I'll to to-in to-in to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to-year-year. We to-year-year. We gi. We gi-gou-gou-a. We'll to-g. We'll the-g. We'll the-g. Wea. We're the gate the gate the gate the gate the gateops for some reason. Oh man. So Julie dies, the train, the train, duly gets taken out by a wheel that shoots off the train in the car, which was very good. Yeah. Kevin falls out the window. Kevin, bye. See you later. Also, your haircut still sucks. Wendy's leg is all broken and busted up. She's outside of the train car because it's flipped off the tracks.

She's sitting on other tracks. Yeah, and then there's a train coming. Because reasons. Yeah, but then it turns out it's a premonition and then it starts happening and then the movie ends and then the credits roll Who boy there's a lot there's a lot to take it But my last note is silly but fun. Okay, okay, you want to rate it then? Yeah, let's go the ratings phase You go. This is a solid six of a film really? Yeah, it's like I feel like the similar to you do about? 80s and 70s Italian movies. Really? Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the. Yeah, the the the the the th. Yeah, the th. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's a the th. It's a the. It's a lot the. It's a lot the. It's a lot the. It's a lot the. It's a lot the. It's a lot the. It's a lot to I feel like it's the similar to you do about 80s and 70s Italian movies, so I've given you a taste for those. Oh boy. I've gotten a taste for like the early 2000's horror movies. Which is great because you also apparently are enjoying icy light mango without me.

You're enjoying it so much that you're drinking it when I'm not here. I had one after I cut my hair and took and took and took and took and took and took and took and took and took and took and the hair not here. After I cut my hair and took a shower today, I was in the shower. So good. Well, I'm glad I can rub off on you in some ways. I'm just giving you things that are terrible and being like, take these, they're all I have. I have brought Argento into your life. We both share terrible. I know it's not terrible. It's fine. Listen to the, listen to the episodes. Do your fucking research. Do your own research and make your own choices. No, don't do that. Listen to your doctors.

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Yeah. I think the deaths are just so fun. Yeah. And I do think there's something to the idea of like, they are being killed by these weird, mundane, terrible accidents. Like a subway car wrecking is terrifying. I feel like it would be really fun to write these movies because you get to make up like ridiculous, like Rube Goldberg deaths for everybody. Yes, if I recall correctly, in the first movie, there was someone who like fell in the bathroom and was shaving and like a razor, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a, a, a, th.... Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, like, like, th. Like, like, cut their throat just like this this like bizarre accident scenario. But there's also the one scene where there's just like whipping electrical wires that are

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And, uh, the total was six. thi's low. It feels low. I feel like I feel like the the the the the th. I could th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho the tho the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho to to to to to to to to to to. to to. to to to to to to to to to to t you to say it, therefore you were not saying, because you're real, fuck you, I won't do what you tell me, kind of. I literally listened to that song on my way here. So, we did have a winner though. Okay. Uh, the winner's name is Derek M. Hi, Derek M. Thank you so much for participating and congratulations on his big win. That's so cool that I'm talking to Derek right now. Are you Derek? And Derek says, let's go with one film

that I fell in love with a few years back. OK. It's a movie you can laugh at or laugh with, so it's right up your alley. Great. Bye-by-man, too, electric buglew. What? When you said bye-by-man too, literally I felt my heart go all the way down. No! My real pick is Hackle Lantern. What? From 1988, Hack O' Lantern.

This sounds okay, all right. It is a Halloween, time-based movie that has a heavy metal band in it. Oh my god. And it's fucking ridiculous. You've seen this. I've seen it many times. Okay, great. I'm very excited. Yeah.

I think from what I remember, it's one of those movies that looks older than when it was released because it took so long to actually complete. And it's available for free on YouTube. Nice. Hope you.'s also on YouTube. Nice. Hope you enjoy it. Thanks again, Derek M. Derek M. Thank you. I'm really excited about this one. Has a lantern. Alan emailed me earlier and said it's a doozy. Yeah, which could have meant anything. And I was like if this person picked martyrs, I'm just going to set myself a flame. So thank th you th you th you th you th you th you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. to th. to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thea. thea. the. the. the. the. to going to set myself a flame. So thank you for not. Martyrs would have gotten vetoed. Yeah, I guess we should always say that we always have a veto. But I'm very excited for Hackelanton, so it's free on the internet.

It is free on the internet. Perfect. I highly recommend that if you folks have not seen it, watch it. And if you have, watch it again. Metal Band, the 80s. It's really your trifecta things. There's an, it's always sunny in Philadelphia actor that's also in this movie. Tell me, is it Danny Davito? It's not Danny Davito. It's like a small part player. The one guy's dad is in this movie. Huh. I don't know any of their names. Yes. The guy who's in prison? Yes. Yes. Yes. He's the star of this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the th. th. the th. the the th. the the th. the th. the the the th. the the the th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. It is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the the the the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. thi.. He is the star of this film. Oh, wow, I'm very excited, even more so now. That'll be funny. Okay, good, I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah. All right. Thanks, Derek M. Yeah. Yeah, and thank you all for, everybody. We had a bunch of people who wrote in. high numbers like 24 25. Wow you do think I'm that annoying. It's true I am though. No I am though. No I am. We did get an email and I'll have to read it on a later episode about a person who said that they've recently gotten into the podcast and they've picked up all of my vocal ticks

oh and lost all of their friends because of it. What are your focal ticks though? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so weird because those are the reasons I'm your friend. And I was like, hey, wait, I still have all my friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a very friended guy. You are. So come back for Hackerlantern and find us on the internet. Yeah, Patreon.com Backstosh World Famials. We just did the Running Man episode, which was a very fun time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think I did a lot of good objectifying in that. Or maybe it was in Fire Starter, I don't know. We recorded them on the same day. It was a Running Man, we were both very much objectifying. That's our, I mean, his job is to be objectified, right? I mean, he'd literally put his body out there for everyone to look at. So we just, Mr. Universe. It's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I have to tell you that I did an Allen to my therapist recently, which I don't think I think he appreciated, which he had asked me a question that I just just, tho, tho, tho, thi, that I just, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thin, thin, thin, that, that, that, is, is, is, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th want to answer. I was like, I'm on, I don't know, I'll feel like discussing this. So he was like, why do you think that is? And I was like, yeah. He was like, no, why do you think that is? And I was like, mm-hmm? And he was like, Katie, it seems like you're avoiding this issue. And that from henceforth is known as doing an hour. Someone asks you a why question, you go, yeah.

Mm-hmm. Or occasionally, mm-hmm. Sure did. All right, well. All right, go to bed, everybody. Bye. Empty. Medi acts in a dead horse, Savin' a dead horse, Savin'a' scee'is at the pool, No way to do in Finland's to fulfill reviews.

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